The One to Carry on... Top

Ray D

This is another lemon. This is based on the Ranma 1/2 characters, which I don't own and were created by Rumiko Takahashi, owned by Shogankukan, Shounen Sunday and Kitty films in Japan. This story is written for fun, and the characters are OOC. Note this is a lemon and should not be read where illegal or by minors. Also this story is a spoof and not to be taken too seriously.

The One to Carry on...Top

Ukyou was busy working at her grill, cooking up her specialty for some hungry customers. The rain outside was making the restaurant a good place for young couples to take shelter, and also get something to eat.

"Here is your calamari." the pretty chef stated as she flipped her serving and gave it to a customer.

"Make it two please." was the reply.

Ukyou looked down on the grill where where two okonomiyaki were currently cooking, when suddenly they both seemed to disappear right in front of her! "WHAT?!" she cried out in alarm, and looked around wildly. A flash of movement alerted her to someone fleeing her restaurant. "Skipping the bill?" Ukyou snapped as she quickly jumped over the counter to pursue. She burst outside looking around, trying to spot whoever had robbed her. A whistling sound cut through the air, and Ukyou felt something wrap around her arms, pinning them to her sides. Another ribbon flew towards her, wrapping around her eyes and mouth, effectively blinding and gagging her. Two hands pushed her against the building while another pair slid down towards her pants. She felt them force them down around her knees followed swiftly by her boxers. Ukyou gave a muffled cry as she felt a tongue sliding against her slit and working its way inside of her. With incredible speed and skill it lashed against her folds again and again. Ukyou's cries of protest soon became moans of delight as she felt pleasure coursing through her body and her pussy muscles starting to clench. "Mmmmmm... Oh Kami-sama! They're good!" The person eating her out seemed to leave no area of her pussy untouched. The second pair of hands weren't idle at this time, as her top was unbuttoned and her wrappings removed. Soon, her breasts were being massaged vigorously, which drove her to even greater pleasure. Judging by the softness of the hands and tongue, it was easy for Ukyou to determine they belonged to two girls. Ukyou threw her head backward and screamed as loudly as she could when her body shook in an explosive orgasm. The mouth that had been working on her pussy moved away and the other "assailant" moved in. Ukyou groaned again as she felt her clit being taken into this person's mouth. Ukyou lifted her leg over the shoulder of the unknown person as she "struggled" and grinded her pussy in "futile defiance" against the face of her attacker. Around and around the tongue moved on her swollen nub, while her breasts were also being orally treated. The rain and gag did a good job of keeping Ukyou's cries down, which was probably a good thing since it probably would have looked bad if any customers had walked out. Ukyou shuddered as she came a second time. "Yessss!! That was wonderful! I need to find out who these girls are!" The ribbons that held Ukyou in place slid off her body which caused her to blink. When she was able to see clearly, she realized she was all alone. "You Jackasses!! You forgot dessert!!" said the now irate chef.

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Shampoo was walking down the street with her delivery of ramen. It had just stopped raining but there were still a lot of puddles so she had to be careful. It was a pretty miserable day, made even more miserable by the incessant whining that was occurring behind her.

"Shampoo! Why don't you go out with me today?" said Mousse

"Shampoo busy making deliveries." snapped Shampoo.

"How about after your deliveries?" responded the male Amazon.

"After Shampoo go on date with Ranma."

"No way."

Shampoo knew that would end the conversation quickly, so she continued with her errand. It was because of this that she wasn't as aware as she should have been. Before she could move or cry out, a red ribbon wrapped around her, practically mummifying her. Mousse didn't fare much better as he didn't even see the whip until it was over his face and around his arms. Mousse tried to break free, but only succeeded in falling down. He felt his robe open up and his pants were forced down. A firm hand reached out and grabbed his cock and began stroking it up and down very quickly. A wet mouth engulfed his manhood and started sucking hard like it was a straw. Mousse wailed in his bonds as he felt his load being drawn from him due to the incredible suction. He shook violently, cumming in spurts, with the mouth that was clamped on sucking it all down quite easily. A disappointed sound seemed to come from his "captor" as he slid against the wall exhausted.

"Is this it? But I'm still hungry." whined a young girl's voice.

Shampoo wasn't faring any better than Mousse was. Her skirt had been hiked up and she could feel a head pressed against her mound. A skilled tongue was lapping away at her slit and a finger was pumping in and out of her oozing hole. "A girl... by the feel of the tongue." Shampoo surmised. She "valiantly" resisted her captor by taking her legs and wrapping them firmly around the unseen person's body. "I know, I keep this person in-between my legs as long as possible. Eventually she'll wear out from eating me out. Ooooooh!" Soon the Amazon reached her own apex and flooded the hungry mouth with her love juices. The girl seemed to make a contented sound of approval and tried to move away. However, Shampoo's powerful thigh muscles kept her trapped. Pulling her back, Shampoo began grinding her womanhood against the now captor-turned-captive girl. "Mmmmmm... no one takes advantage of me... or at least not until I'm finished!!" The girl she held apparently wasn't going down without a fight and her tongue continued to lick and suck. Shampoo arched her back and cried out anew as she climaxed again in delight. A second pair of hands grabbed onto Shampoo's legs and tried to pry them open.

"Need some help, Onee-chan?" said a feminine voice.

"Thanks." said another voice, also female but with a more authoritive tone. "She's feisty, but she tastes delicious!"

A titanic battle soon shook the pavement, but in the end the two mysterious attackers managed to escape. With a whirl the ribbon was pulled off of her head and when she was able to see clearly, there was no sign of the girls. Shampoo looked around, she saw Mousse lying on the ground with his pants off and a dumb look on his face.

"Nothing to worry about there." Shampoo said, as she looked for her delivery. Her jaw dropped when she saw the bowl of ramen sitting empty with the chopsticks neatly on top.

"They wanted Shampoo's delivery!" cried Shampoo. Anger welled within her as she realized they had taken her delivery, assaulted her companion, and only made her cum twice!! Amazon law was VERY clear on what had to happen next...

"COME BACK!! You forgot fortune cookies!!"

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"And that is the whole story." said Cologne in a resigned voice. "It would seem that mysterious thieves have been attacking restaurants and also molesting those who deliver the food."

"Shampoo so scared Ranma!" Shampoo wailed as she glomped the pig-tailed boy, "You protect Shampoo?"

"Ran-chan is going to defend my honor!" countered Ukyou.

"I am?" said Ranma with a bored look on his face.

"Certainly you will, but when you catch them, can you bring them to me?" said Ukyou with a gleam in her eye. "I want to 'punish' them myself for all the evils they have done!"

"NO! Shampoo be one to punish them. Shampoo use ancient Amazon probing devices to teach VERY good lesson." Shampoo came back with a haughty look on her face.

"Oooooh!" squealed Ukyou "That sounds so good, but are you sure they'll be effective?"

"Shampoo very sure!" said Shampoo as she licked her lips and moved closer to the brunette. "But don't take Shampoo's word for it. Bring Husband and me show you!" With that she held Ukyou's hands as both stared at Ranma hungrily.

Ranma shuddered as he watched the pair stare at him like a piece of meat. "Girls... icky!"

Cologne just shook her head as she continued, "Anyway, with the recent attacks, businesses are starting to be hurt."

"If such awful people are preying on people, we certainly can't ignore it." Genma said bravely (since he wasn't going to actually DO anything about it.)

"We should do everything to bring the might of the dojo down on these people." agreed Soun (see above)

"Are you sure we should get involved?" queried Ranma, "I mean they've only stolen food and pestered a few girls?"

"Oh, they have gone after boys too. Apparently they are quite skilled at taking them down too. Mousse was down for two days unable to do anything."

"WHAT?!" said Ranma angrily.

"It true Ranma. He just lay flat on back despite all Shampoo do to get him back up." Shampoo told all.

"And I bet you tried really 'hard', didn't you sugar?" said Ukyou slyly.

"You know it!" said Shampoo as she squeezed Ukyou's thigh.

"I would think that such an event would be good for business, especially with all the boys around here." said Nabiki

While it's true that the attacks have encouraged some people to make more deliveries... " Cologne paused to glance at Shampoo, "The fact is, those who take the food don't pay for it."

"Hmmmm... I wonder who that reminds me of?" said Nabiki with her ever present smirk on her face as she looked at Ranma.

Ranma started to fume as he thought about Nabiki's comment.

"How dare they! This is my turf!! If anyone here is going to perform oral sex acts on boys for food, it will be Saotome Ranma!! It must be a challenge!"

"Father, what should I do?" interrupted Akane, who had just walked into the room. Everyone turned to stare at her as she continued, "I was planning on going away with my friends for the weekend."

"Oh, that reminds me, Akane-chan, Mikado says Ryuu had to cancel so there will be only six boys on your camping trip." Kasumi informed her younger sister.

"W-What? There must be some mistake? I was just going to study with Yuka and my girlfriends! Hahahaha!!" stammered Akane unconvincingly.

"Don't worry, I can handle some bill-jumping, cock-sucking thieves by myself." chuckled Ranma.

"Someone's got to keep guys safe from you pervert girls!"

"Are you saying I'd be in the way?" snapped Akane. "Going to get all the cocks for yourself, are you?"

"I'm sayin' I fight my own fights!" Ranma retorted. "That's right! It's all mine! Yum Yum Yum!"

"I see." "We'll see about that!" And with that Akane threw a glass of cold water on him and Shampoo, turning them into their respective cursed forms. Ranma screamed and ran face-first into a wall. "I'm going to cancel my trip!" Akane said as she stormed away angrily.

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"What's up with Akane anyway?" Ranma said angrily as she tried to dry off. "She should just let me handle the bad guys."

"This may not be as easy as you think." answered a voice behind her.

Ranma turned to look around as Mousse stood behind her. "When did you get here?"

"Listen to my warning..." Mousse began as he walked forward, "This may not be as easy as..." *SPLASH!* as the blind fool walked too far, thus falling off the roof and into the pond.

"What a dope." Ranma said, a split second later she was clamped from behind.

"Pig-Tailed Girl!!" cried Kunou as he slid his hands under her top to grope her breasts.

"How many times do I have to tell you?! Not as a girl!" cried Ranma in rage as she slammed his head into the ground knocking him out. Unfortunately the grope did have its intended effect as Ranma's nipples swelled to erect nubs.

"G-Give me back my pineapples." said Ryouga in a weak voice as he brought himself over the roof and collapsed.

"Ryouga!" squealed Ranma-chan in delight as she saw the Lost Boy's prone form. Ranma desperately looked around for a water kettle but was unable to find one. "Dammit! Why is it whenever I see him out cold, I'm always a damn girl!? Still, I shouldn't waste the opportunity!" Ranma first "helped" Kunou off the roof with her foot, then bounced over to her fanged plaything. Ranma could feel her female organs dampening as she rolled him over and started to undo his belt. Ranma groaned at the sight of Ryouga's huge cock and grabbed his slightly hardening member with both hands. Every time she saw his cock, she began to feel all gooey inside. Normally, she only did this kind of things as a guy, such as with Kunou or Mousse, but she considered Ryouga an exception to the rule. Still it didn't stop her from trying to 'convince' Ryouga to bend the other way. It seemed the only time Ryouga was 'available' was when Ranma had knocked him out, and in the course of the fight he had turned into a girl. Ranma grinned as she began to stroke Ryouga's Sausage of Love up and down. Ranma wondered how Ryouga would react if he knew how many times she had taken liberties with his body. "Oh well, HERE I GO!" cried Ranma, just as if she was getting ready to eat one of Kasumi's meals. A split second before she could feast, her sharp eyes noticed something on the tip. As she looked closer, she saw what appeared to be teeth marks on the shaft. Her first thought was of Akane, that slut had taken a few opportunities to "nurse" Ryouga when he had been knocked on his back, but she dismissed that idea. If Akane knew Ryouga was in town, she'd have done everything in her power to keep 'P-chan' snuggled between her tits. Well, she'd find out soon enough what hussy had been using what belonged to her! Going back to happier thoughts, Ranma grinned again and put the head of Ryouga's cock into her mouth. Swirling her tongue around and around the glans to lube it, Ranma savored the salty precum as it began to escape the tip. Ranma shuddered as she worked her way down, and despite her dislike of her female half, she slid a hand down her pants and began to frig herself. Sliding deeper down the cock, Ranma began bobbing up and down faster using her great speed to coax Ryouga, while working her fingers deeper inside her pussy. The air was filled with the sounds of sucking and slurping, intermixed with the Lost Boy's moans. The cock swelled even bigger in Ranma's mouth, which made her thankful for her Martial Arts Dining prowess. Ranma felt Ryouga spasm, so she slid her free hand under his balls and squeezed them gently. Ryouga cried out as he came, shooting a huge load down Ranma's throat. His orgasm triggered Ranma into having one of her own; she released his cock and came over her own fingers. Ryouga shot another sticky salvo hitting the pretty redhead on her face and neck. Ryouga then sighed and lay back down, while Ranma licked away at the escaping load. Ranma sighed as she stared at the cock "Still hard as always!" she thought unhappily. Not at what she had done, but because she never seemed to have enough time to ever drain Ryouga dry.

"Oh well, one day!" Then after cleaning Ryouga up, Ranma jumped off the roof to look for some hot water.

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Ryouga grumbled as he regained consciousness. Looking around he saw a scowling Kunou and Mousse, then to his right he saw Ranma grinning down at him. Ryouga struggled as he sat up, since he felt drained for some reason. This always seemed to happen to him whenever he woke up from being knocked out. "Hi Ryouga, we were just talking about those food thieves that have been hitting around this area." said Ranma with his usual cockiness.

Ryouga grumbled, "I know they hit me when I wasn't looking! They stole the pineapples I was going to give to sweet Akane."

Ranma grumbled at the thought of Ryouga buying Akane something and not him, "Why you stuck up, truffle-sniffing..."

"What was that?" Ryouga asked.

"Nothing." Ranma said quickly

Kunou spoke next, "Yes, they ambushed me while I was practicing at my mansion. They caught me with my pants down... I mean with my guard down!" said the samurai wannabe while glancing nervously at a scowling Ranma.

"Ooooooh Pig-tailed Girl! Tendou Akane!" *Stroke, Stroke, Stroke* "Hmmmm... let me finish off my dinner before completing my meditations! Eh?!" A dazed Kunou looked only to see his meal had vanished. A whirling sound filled the air and Kunou was quickly entangled. The swordsman was helpless as a mouth clamped down on his penis and began to suck mightily.

He made a strangled cry as the mouth quickly forced him into an orgasm. He then collapsed onto the ground in a whimpering heap.

"How was he?" Kunou could hear a girl ask.

"He was like the Chinese boy! He tastes good, but not very filling." said a younger girl.

"They finished off my meal in five seconds, and me in another five." said Kunou glumly.

"Oh yeah?" countered Mousse, "Well, they finished my meal in three seconds and me in four seconds. Er... no, wait... my meal in three seconds and me in four minutes. Yeah that's it!"

Ranma and Kunou looked at Mousse skeptically, and the Chinese male head dropped in response.

"Really?" inquired Ryouga, "Then maybe I was hit by a different pair of thieves then."

All three boys turned to look at him with puzzled looks on their faces. "Well..."

Ryouga was wandering along like normal while holding a pair of pineapples.

"Oh Akane, how I long to see your sweet visage again. But do you only want me as a pig?" Before Ryouga could become fully aware (which could take hours with him), a thick rope wrapped around his muscular frame. The rope pinned his arms to his side and wrapped around his eyes, blinding him. He did, however, manage to keep his mouth free. A gobbling sound was heard quickly, and then he felt a pair of hands pulling down his pants. Ryouga heard what he thought was a pair of gasps.

"It's so big Onee-chan!" cried one soft voice in awe.

"It looks like there is enough for both of us!" said a second voice.

"Who's here?!" cried Ryouga in anger, but before he could break free he felt someone grasp his cock and start stroking. Ryouga moaned loudly as he felt his strength fade away. Normally when in contact such as this he tended to black out, however since he couldn't see he was not pushed all the way there. In this case his body was fully aroused, but his mind was caught in a haze-like fog. He felt the head of his member become enveloped in a warm and moist cavity, with something slithering around the tip. Ryouga groaned louder as the pressure increased and he felt someone moving above his head. The sensations were exquisite, yet he felt he shouldn't be doing what he was doing. He opened his mouth to protest but his cries were muffled by something ...furry? He moved his mouth around and felt an opening on his lips. It was damp, with a salty taste, and it was strangely familiar.

"Lick it." a soft yet commanding voice told him.

Ryouga began doing what he was told, sliding his tongue against the slit that was grinding into his mouth. His ministrations brought moans from the person above, which spurred him to lick faster. The pressure on his cock was increasing as it seemed to be drawing ... drawing something from him. It felt like all the blood inside it wanted to go in several different directions, while his body was sending signals of delight non-stop. At last his organ seemed to surrender as he felt something shoot hard out of his cock, while the object pressed against his face seemed to release as well, filling his mouth with a salty liquid.

"Onee-chan, look!! He's still hard!" cried the voice by his prick in surprise.

"Let me have a turn then!" said the other voice from directly on top of him.

Ryouga felt the pair shift off of him, and they appeared to change positions. Ryouga was about to cry out in protest when another warm mound seemed to fill his mouth. Not exactly able to think clearly (even for him), Ryouga decided to go back to what worked last time. He licked and sucked on what was in front of him, while something again engulfed his manhood. It felt different than from the time before as it completely surrounded his manhood. It didn't feel like a mouth, it was like... something else. Rocking up and down on his body, he could hear moans and screams of delight fill the night air...

"...and it went on for hours like that. When I came too, there was these two girls lying unconscious and my pineapples were gone. Whoever took my pineapples must have also left those two poor girls there as well. I wrapped them in blankets and went off to look for the fiends but I..." Ryouga stopped in mid-sentence as he suddenly realized he was under three very intense glares.

Kunou was staring at him with a venomous glare. Contrary to what others thought, he knew that his Pig-tailed Goddess was Ranma, but he still wanted Ranma... the female Ranma that is. So he pretended to "not realize" the difference between the two. The only action he was getting though, was from Ranma's male side, which he detested. Still, he hoped that eventually Ranma would let him do her feminine side, although Ranma reacted quite violently whenever he approached the subject. Of course, Kunou had seen how Ranma reacted around Ryouga-kun, and figured if his "rival" did get a chance with him, his own chances of bedding the redhead were gone.

Mousse was staring with just as much hate, but for a different reason. Unlike Kunou, Mousse's despisement of Ranma was quite real, however he had reasons to be "nice" to Ranma. Unable to beat Shampoo in combat, he went through a different route. They had their own little challenge running. If Mousse was able to bed Ranma as a girl, he would "beat" Shampoo and obligate her to marry him. Mousse had been able to get Ranma to "do things" as a guy so far. He couldn't help but shudder as he remembered Ranma commanding him to "quack" while doing unspeakable things. Still it just went to show his love for Shampoo. But it was all moot, if competition kept showing up.

Ranma was looking at him crossly as well. "How dare he cheat on me! What do they have that I don't have... at least half of the time at any rate!" Then he turned his glare to the other two boys. "So in other words..." he said in an accusing tone, "... all of you have been fooling around with GIRLS!" This caused Kunou and Mousse to gulp nervously, both aware of Ranma's dislike of girls and those who fool around with them. Ranma was aware of both boys' desire to screw his female half, but he was having none of that! Still, much like their martial arts prowess, he only considered them "ok". Of course, once Ryouga was his, he planned on ditching them anyway. Still, getting Ryouga over to his side was difficult to say the least, and just the thought of him with girls...

"Why you snot-nosed, breast-loving pork product." he muttered softly.

"What did you say?" Ryouga inquired.

"Uhh... umm... P-CHAN!!" Ranma said excitedly.

"Don't call me that!" bellowed Ryouga.

"Anyway, don't underestimate these thieves. They're not like anyone you have ever faced."

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"Father, how long are we going to stay at the restaurant?" complained Akane.

"Don't you understand, Akane? We are going to pretend to be customers and when the thieves arrive we grab them." said her father.

"Excuse me, Tendou-kun, I seem to have dropped my chopsticks again" Genma Saotome said with a leer.

"Oh Saotome-kun, you can be so clumsy at times, well let me move my chair back for you." said his partner-in-whatever.

"I think I'll go home now" Akane replied with her face going white.

"Akane, before you go... could you... oh yes... take this back to your sisters... that's so good, as a present." said Soun as he gasped for air.

"Sure thing Dad." And with that Akane ran out before she lost her meal.

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Akane sighed as she left her father and "uncle" to be alone. It's not that she was against yaoi, after all she was a switch hitter herself. It was just the thought of doing anything with Genma... yuck. Still, maybe she was a little hasty in asking to hunt down the thieves. Maybe if she got back in time, she could call Mikado and have the "sleepover" they had planned. But the plot had other ideas, and with that a gust of wind blew and Akane felt a presence behind her. Akane turned around and saw a girl drooling at her.

"FOOD!" cried the small girl in hunger.

"Kurumi, stop that baseless behavior." snapped a more authorative voice.

The girl stopped and stared at the bigger girl in hesitation, but did not disobey the command. Akane stared down at the package that was in her hand and offered it to the girl. "You want this? Here you go." The girl snatched the box and wolfed down the goodies in record time.

"Thank you very much for your kindness. Thank the nice lady." the taller girl said as she bowed.

"It was delicious." answered the other girl bowing in respect.

"No problem." smiled Akane as she walked away, or tried to. She couldn't help but notice as she walked that the two girls were following her with smiles on their faces. Akane turned the corner then bolted home as fast as she could. "Sorry, I have no time to play today." Soon the dojo appeared in her view, with Kasumi sweeping up in front of them.

"Hello Akane, I see you brought some friends with you." Kasumi said in a cheery voice.

"What?" a confused Akane asked as she turned around and saw the two girls standing behind her. "No way!"

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Akane sat nervously across from the two girls as they looked at her with big doey eyes. Ranma and the two "adults" of the household had just entered the room.

"I see we have guests." said Soun

"Akane, forgive us for not introducing ourselves. I'm Natsume and this is my sister Kurumi." said the taller girl.

"What wonderful manners, so different from Akane." chuckled Nabiki.

"Excuse me, sis?" Akane growled.

"We are travelers training in the Art and looking for our father, who is a great martial artist." Natsume began. "Our money ran out on our travels and Kurumi's endless appetite soon had her taking other people's food."

"So you are the ones who have been taking people's food and... doing other things to them!" cried Ranma.

"Yes, while we had no money to pay for it, we did our best to give services equal to the food we ate... in order to fill the requirements that honor demanded, mind you."

Akane simply nodded her head in agreement while Ranma's face seemed to darken. "Yet Akane showed charity to such lowly waifs, and we must find a way to repay her." said Natsume. And with that, both sisters leaned forward with smiles on their faces.

"I don't know..." said Akane, a little stunned at how fast it was happening.

"As the family's accountant, I believe that all debts and payments in this household should go through me. If you want, we can discuss this in my room and work on a 'payment plan'." said Nabiki quickly.

"You might as well accept it Akane." said Soun as he leered at the two girls, "It must be hard out there on the road, why don't you stay here for a while?"

"Really?" inquired both girls joyously.

"Certainly! See Saotome-kun, it all works out in the end." said Soun as both men laughed.

"Great! Just what this place needs, more girls!" Ranma thought angrily.

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So what happens next? What new challenges and situations will approach our brave heroes as the two sisters enjoy the Tendou's hospitality?

Find out... whenever I write the next part...