Lemon-Only_Up-11.txt Masamune Washington (hephaestus@mad.scientist.com) http://jove.prohosting.com/~madanger Disclaimers: This product is meant for educational purposes only. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. For external use only... DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY Based on Takahashi Rumiko-sama's Ranma Nibunoichi, except totally fucked over. Totally fucked over without permission. This story may not be altered, nor may it be exchanged for monetary benefit. It may however be exchanged for sexual favors. Hentai-- The Lemon Disclaimer THIS IS A LEMON RANMA FANFICTION!! Stop reading now if you don't know what that means. This story contains sexual behavior appropriate only to sexual situations. If this offends you, you subscribe to certain sexually restrictive religions, you do not believe in sex, you do not believe sex exists, have medical conditions that would be aggravated by sexual stimulus, you are under the age permissible to view sexual material in your area, or you in general have no interest in sex; by no means continue reading. Stop immediately. ------------------- I glance to the side and see it moving. Abused, neglected, annoyed... my brain is crawling away. Oh well, doesn't change anything, I still have one hand free so I can write this stuff. ------------------- Are you still here? Okay, this is about sex, this is your last chance to stop reading. There will be 'weird' sex involving water-based curses. To keep the reader from thinking too much the following methods have been used: Quotation marks (" ") enclose speech Single quotes (' ') enclose thoughts Asterix (* *) indicate sound effects Underscore (_ _) means it is in italics (a limitation of ASCII text format). Greater/less than signs (< >) encapsulate Chinese. Brackets ({ }) encapsulate English. Squared brackets ([ ]) are text information and signs. Parenthetical notes are asides by the narrator. The continuing saga of perverted curses... Ranma1/2 - The Curse Only Goes Up (it likes to be on top) part XI - The Too Cutes The sun comes up and we see what condition their conditions are in. "I did not like that," Ranma would be entering the Saotome home quietly if not mumbling to himself. "Son, you're home," Nodoka greets warmly, sitting at the table as mannerful as a well-bred Japanese woman would. The cup of tea does not detract from the appropriateness of appearance, but what she is clothed in makes one ponder her breeding. Wearing a wispy gossamer dress that looks like it can be sneezed off. "Another cup of tea, dear," calling toward the kitchen. Sitting himself opposite his mother, initially startled but otherwise unbothered by her now familiar and transparent nudeness. Enter the third character. Shuffling in formally on her knees with a tray. Ranma draws back. This woman is also wearing the almost-nothing that he had seen his mother with yesterday, that both women wear now. "P...P... Pops?" Bowing deeply, presenting the cup to him, then backing out, still on her knees, into the kitchen. "Mom, what was that?" "Hmm?" sipping tea. "I thought you knew, that is your father. Lovely little nightgown, isn't it?" "I know that, but..." Mistaking her son's intentions, "Oh, where are my manners, would you like to _do_ her?" Snapping her fingers. "Er, no. Definitely not." Eye twitching. "Genma has a lot to make up for, to both of us. Go and try it." Grinning wickedly, "Genma is no slouch, she can take it like the best of them." The transformed Saotome comes to them and assumes a pose, similar to 'crouch of the tiger' except facing away, it is the 'tail of the begging tiger!'. Ranma gags, spitting tea. "Uhm, I need to get home... to the Tendous' that is." "I understand, can't neglect anyone. I will see you later, dear." He quickly makes for the door, pausing just a moment to slip on his shoes. *splash* "Come here, dear," a male voice is heard. "Yes, Nodoka-sama." Ranma runs. Feeling safer with distance, he now strolls the market street. "Paulette!" "Oof!" Ranma finds himself in a firm hug. "Come home with me, Paulette!" "Azusa, I'm not your Paulette!" "Not you, silly. Give me my Paulette!" jerking at his collar. "My... shirt?" Putting her skates on the small of his back and jerking the cloth harder, "Give Azusa Paulette!" Snapping forward flings her away, but she is instantly rolling toward him again. Stopping her with a palm to the forehead, "Geez, Azusa..." Watching her lash out, unable to get her fingers onto his red silk. Watching her moves, her curves, the little jiggle. Feeling generous, "Azusa, you can have Paulette if you give me something for it. I dunno, your ribbon or something." Maybe I can break her habit, teach her fair trade, or something dumb like that. She stops struggling and looks into his eyes. Suddenly, "Migel!" Grabbing onto him tightly. 'She must have learned this from Shampoo!... she's been growing up... hey, this isn't so bad,' Ranma thinks while clamped in a death-grip hug. "Oh, Migel," rubbing her cheek on his shoulder. Carrying her away from the crowds that mill about. "Okay, Azusa, what are you doing to me?" "Azusa like boys, Migel not know that? I'm a good girl." "First, you must call me Ranma. If you call me Migel again I'll run away." "Okay, I'll call you Ranma," letting go and standing on her own feet. "Huh?" "I said..." "I know what you said, but you always..." "Azusa not stupid, I want you to be nice to me." Blinking loudly, "You've changed." "I've been growing up. Things change when you grow up," a crack in her voice, a tear forming in her desperate eyes. He stands there worried she is going to break into all out crying. "So, uhm... how have you been, Azusa?" "I've been confused. Many of my friends don't love me back." "Why is that?" "Because they are not alive." "Oh." "But you are alive, and warm and strong, and cute!" hugging Ranma. "You HAVE been growing." Struggling against her grip. "Yes, but I still know what I want." Smiling, "And what do you want, Azusa?" "Azusa wants birds-and-bees with boy!" Facefault. "D-do you know what that means?" 'Do I even know what it is?' "Azusa sure does, but boys no want to do birds-and-bees with little Azusa." 'There's enough perverts around that... unless birds-and-bees...' "What does birds-and-bees means, Azusa?" Blushing, "Ranma, can't ask THAT question. But Azusa tell anyway!" Grabbing his ear and whispering. Standing straight and adjusting his collar, "Er... I see, you DO understand," swallowing hard. "What makes you think I'd do it with you?" "Because you are a fighter like me, we have respect as opponents. So you won't think I'm being dumb when I ask for birds-and-bees." Miss Shiratori leads Ranma to her house. He is startled to find many of her purloined 'friends' are gone from their places (at least it seems like many of the empty shelves may have been occupied), the few that remain are in poor shape, yet everything else is unmarred from what must have been a tantrum. "See, I got angry with not-alive friends when they wouldn't be alive." "Er, yeah I see that." "Come and do birds-and-bees on Azusa's bed." 'I can't believe I'm here, with her, about to...' "Here, you have Bill." "Bill?" "Bill is pill." He accepts the angular little blue pill, holding it up to the light. "What is this?" He turns around to see her. "Ranma meet Madeleine!" Striking with a genuine Louisville slugger (with a pink bow on it). Ranma slowly regains consciousness later, with someone pounding on him. "Ah, love Azusa lots!" Horror locks him into place. 'I'm being... raped by Azusa Shiratori!' He grunts. 'Hey, where is "Bill"?' noticing Madeleine resting against the wall. "Oh, Ranma awake now. Doesn't this feel good, Ranma?" "Y-yes, but we shouldn't *grunt* be doing this." 'Damn she's tight.' "Why not? I'm a girl, you're a boy, it's birds-and-bees. Madeleine and Bill help Azusa birds-and-bees with Ranma." "What was 'Bill'?" 'No one is gonna believe this. I don't even believe this.' "Bill was thing called vital... vittles... virgin... V-graft... viacom.... Azusa can't remember," sticking her tongue out, still on top of him ramming her cunt down on his rigid boner in a steady rhythm. He tries to move and finds heavy tow chains, bolted together holding him down. "This isn't very nice." "I had to get smart to get what I want. Boys will stare at me, but worship- friends and birds-and-bees-friends are different things. Azusa ask if they want to birds-and-bees and they are still there but not really there anymore, and their noses get runny and red." When she finished with him, cum messily splattered around, the chains were finally unfastened. They toweled off, dressed, and she escorts him down the path to the gate. "Now listen to me, Ranma. If you want more-" waving her finger at him. "Damn it all! Call it sex, that's what it is." Big glistening eyes, "I'm sorry, I'm learning, don't be angry, please... When you want to sex again, come to me. When I want more I'm going to go find you. Bye bye, Ranma, Azusa love you," giggling and running back to the house. "What's going on? She's crazier than Kodachi." "Oh, man, what a headache," Ryouga sits up. A brief examination of the room proves it to be as unknown as any other place he's woken up in. This is not unusual. A tired murmuring. He quickly jumps from the bed. A few moments later she rolls over and blearily blinks at him. He gasps. "Oh, the pain... SASUKE!" Suddenly gripping her head. Ryouga clutches his ears. Soon the ninja enters, politely staring at the floor, "What do you wish, Mistress Kunou?" "It's a hangover," moaning. He nods and leaves. A few minutes later returning with a glass of water and bottle of pills. Gesturing to him, "Come here, Ryouga-kun." Finally realizing that he's been standing there naked, quickly covering his dangling parts. "Silly boy, there's no reason to hide anything now." Swallowing a pill, and draining half the glass. "This will help with the hangover." "K-Kodachi, I'm sorry, I didn't know what I was doing..." "What?" A sparkle in her eye, "You seemed to know well enough. A little rough though." Bowing deeply, "Sorry." "Stop that. You almost sound like a virgin." Laughing and scratching the back of his head. "Huh, you do not mean... well, I certainly took care of that, didn't I?" smugly. He laughs a little more hysterically. Sighing, "You don't have to be shy about it, if you want more... you'll have to wait for this hangover to end." "Heh heh heh, my head hurts so much I can't think right now," deranged laughing. "Delinquent!" she declares with lack of usual forcefulness. Ranma moans, "Ms. Hinako, it's summer vacation." Frowning, "Oh, that's right." Sensing something is off, "Can I help you, sensei?" "Er, it's okay, Saotome-san, just be sure to get to school on the first day." "What are you doing during vacation?" Giggling, "Well, just having fun." An expression so obviously forced that even Ranma can tell. "What's wrong?" Bursting into a fountain of tears, "I'm so bored! After all that happens during school because of you, now I have nothing to do!" Kneeling to her eye level, "How about we go get some ice-cream." "Yay!" grabbing his hand and towing him down the street. After pouring her heart out to him over ice-cream Ranma is at a loss about what he could do for her. Him being able to help Hinako would be in sync with events already, this day started in a weird way. Wiping her chocolate smeared lips onto her sleeve, "Don't you have anything to say, Saotome-san?" He sighs, shaking his head. "Come on, you look sad too." "If you want to change you can drain me." "Oh no, I was just whining, I didn't really mean it. I can tell something is bothering you though." "I'm just having a bad day," 'If I tell her she'll drain me dry for sure.' "Cheer up. How about we spend the day together, it could be fun. And I won't even mention how you barely passed class." "Gee thanks." "I'm making it my job to cheer you up today, Saotome-san." "B-but won't people get suspicious, you're my teacher and-" "I'd be like your little sister," she smiles happily. Reluctant but unable to decently decline her offer, "Okay, you win." Toy stores and candy shops, then the amusement park. They walk into a park and she pulls out a small blanket from her bag. Deli sandwiches, riceballs and a six pack of name brand cola (now that is a good question, what beverages do they sell in plastic-ring-six-packs in Japan?). "So, are you feeling better, Saotome-san?" "Er, not really." Huffing, "You are so hard to please. What more is there? We could see a movie, or go to the zoo. If that doesn't do it I can think of only one other thing, but that wouldn't be right." He gags on a sandwich. Narrowing her big cute eyes, "That is a suspicious reaction, oniisan. What do you think I mean?" Raising an eyebrow, the effect making her look like a ridiculously peeved little girl. Suddenly laughing, "Oh, you wouldn't think of that. You even missed that part of class." Ranma pales, still mostly sure of what she is talking about. "I'll have to set up a special session with you when school starts, you won't be able to graduate without every subject complete. It should be easy for you, being able to change like you do." Swallowing hard, "What are you talking about, sensei?" "Well, sex-Ed of course. You were out being a delinquent when I gave those lessons." Shivering, 'Please save me from THAT subject.' "So, what happened this morning to make you so sad?" "I had sex with Azusa." "I don't think I've met her. Does she go to Furinkan?" "No." "So what did you do last night?" "Had sex with Yuka and Sayuri." Hinako blinks, "Those two are in your class I think." "Yes, they are." "And you..." staring at him wide-eyed, "What did you say?" Hanging his head, "I did it with them." Astonished, "No, not you. You don't mean THAT, do you?" Nodding his head, "I'm sorry to disappoint you." "What? You're a healthy young man, and with all that has gone on I thought you probably had done the deed. Your fiancée seemed to be the one though." "Yes, her too." "I don't understand. How many girls have you slept with?" "Uhm," checking his fingers, "nine, I think." "Aren't you a bit young to be a swinger?" "Huh?" "Saotome-san, this does not sound like proper behavior for a young man," raising a five-yen. He allows her to drain him. She changes, but he feels his aura only wicked lightly. "You have gotten good, Saotome-san. Your aura is so incredibly strong." "I'm sorry, sensei," ready to run. She's powered up and could easily nail him at this distance with her ki attack. Sighing, "I have to admit, I understand what those nine girls see in you." "What?" Mild panic escalates to a familiar terror, his mouth suddenly goes dry. "This is strictly confidential, I won't tell anyone, on my honor, as long as it does not happen during classes, okay?" Nodding. "I promise not to repeat it to anyone, so will you tell me who you have slept with? I'm quite curious." "Azusa, Sayuri and Yuka..." "You've mentioned those." "Akane." Nodding at that. "Nabiki, Kasumi, Ukyou and Shampoo." "That is eight, did you count right?" Whispering, "And my mother." "Oh... that is certainly shocking," not seeming very shocked. "Mother wanted me to, I'm ashamed." "You want to make that ten?" "Huh?" Whispering, "You seem to be rather free with your relations. All three of the Tendou sisters? How did you do it with all of them?" "They usually get me cornered and... convince me." "You've been unwilling?" Shaking his head, "I'm not sure what happens, at some point it suddenly seems like a good idea and I can't help myself much after that." "That's called lust. Is there anyone you don't want to do it with?" "I don't want to do it with anyone." "Now, Ranma, you already have. Is there anyone you would especially avoid?" "Kodachi Kunou." "What about me?" "No, definitely not." "Not me?" Backing away, "I have a fiancée, I shouldn't be doing it with anyone else. And not even her until we're married or something." "But you have, and with several girls, and your mother you say. Why not me? I don't want a commitment, just your friendship." "Friendship?" She moves closer and breathes in his ear, "Can't we be friendly?" He looks at her, "Do you really?" _That_ feeling overcomes him. His parched mouth is rapidly salivating, threatening to drool. "Very much, I know it's delinquent, but this is vacation. We're not teacher and student right now. We can go somewhere private." Breathing heavily, pigtail defying gravity, "Okay." Petting his arm, "Hmm, let's go." Hinako's apartment. The walk there lost her adult form. "Come on in, we'll see what you really do know," winking. A rather ordinary single woman's apartment. Scattered about are a few obvious teacher items (a few textbooks, course plans, and many #2 pencils), and occasionally a piece of cuteness expected of a girl's room. Like that plush pink bunny sitting atop a bookcase full of education texts, reference books, and encyclopaedias. "Get comfortable, I'll make some tea." Cozy next to him, her little arm over his shoulders (awkwardly), sipping tea. "So, Ranma," gazing at him, leaning into him, rubbing his leg. Pulling away, "Ms. Hinako..." "What's wrong? Are you a tease?" "Sensei... this is uncomfortable." "Why?" "You're just a little girl." Smiling, "Is that bothering you? I thought that's why you wanted me." "I shouldn't," getting up. "Happo go-en satsu!" *Whoosh pop* He turns around to get pegged on the head with that button that finally came off her dress. "Is this better?" Shaking his head, "I haveta go." "Ranma, I really want you," a honeyed voice that brings THAT something up in Ranma. "Sensei..." ~ Omake ~ Revenge For A Thousand Kisses "Hello, girls, haven't I seen you before?" "We saw you in that match against Furinkan." "Yes, I was great wasn't I?" The second girl nods. "Whatever happened to your kissing record?" Shocked, "Why do you ask such a silly thing. A woman is not a toy to play games like that with, it would be rude of me." "Oh, I bet you've never gotten one to bed yet." Flustered, "Why that's appalling, you two do not seem to be the sweet innocent girls I thought you were." "Well," the first one raises a water pistol, "You aren't nearly as manly as you seemed at first either." Yuka squirts him down. The girls haul a stunned Mikado Sanzenin into a public lady's restroom. Several minutes later Sayuri and Yuka leave a little wet. "You think that taught him a lesson?" "I think we learned something too, Yuka. At least I know why gags are so useful, did you hear they way 'she' screamed when we began? Sheesh." Smirking, "Yeah, it was like Mikado never had anything stuck into her like that." They giggle. -- C&C will be twisted horribly and used indescribably. Flames will be treated with napalm and the door closed. -end file