Lemon-Only_Up-04.txt Masamune Washington (hephaestus@mad.scientist.com) http://jove.prohosting.com/~madanger Disclaimers: This product is meant for educational purposes only. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. For external use only... DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY Hentai-- The Lemon Disclaimer THIS IS A LEMON RANMA FANFICTION!! Stop reading now if you don't know what that means. This story contains sexual behavior appropriate only to sexual situations. If this offends you, you subscribe to certain sexually restrictive religions, you do not believe in sex, you do not believe sex exists, have medical conditions that would be aggravated by sexual stimulus, you are under the age permissible to view sexual material in your area, or you in general have no interest in sex; by no means continue reading. Stop immediately and open another file, go find some "Hello Kitty" or "Doraemon" fanfiction, or even better yet, go get a real book (I personally recommend anything penned by Isaac Asimov). ------------------- Are you still here? Okay, this is about sex, this is your last chance to stop reading. There will be weird sex involving water based curses. Quotation marks (" ") enclose speech Single quotes (' ') enclose thoughts Asterix (* *) indicate sound effects Underscore (_ _) means it is in italics (a limitation of ASCII text format). Greater/less than signs (< >) encapsulate Chinese. Brackets ({ }) encapsulate English. Squared brackets ([ ]) are text information and signs. The continuing saga of perverted curses... Ranma1/2 - The Curse Only Goes Up (it likes to be on top) part IV - Bacon For Breakfast Ranma is practicing in the yard. A yell from the house, "Ranma, get him!" "Huh?" Ryouga punches him in the face. Towering over his fallen opponent, "What have you done to Akane, she's still trying to KILL me!" "What business of yours do you think it is?" Shooting to his feet. He swings for the jaw again. Ranma ducks and delivers a rising chestnut-fist to the gut. Hopping back a pace he readies for the next move. "Ranma!" Akane calls from the porch. They look to see her skirt raised. Ranma relaxes into a slouch. Ryouga's nose bursts into a bloody fountain. "Kill him for me, Ranma!" The lost boy is running unevenly for the wall when Ranma straightens up and charges. Hibiki's cold fear, Saotome's ignited passion... "Hiryu Shoten Ha!" The half-pig spirals out of sight. "I said KILL HIM, not toss him away!" dashing out to scold him properly. Except he gloms onto her and she does not resist the kiss, but does take exception to being stripped in the middle of the yard. Fighting his clutching hands, breathily into his ear, "My room, Ranma-kun. Now!" Nabiki shaking her head, "I meant it figuratively, but he really did become a willing servant when she lifted her skirt." (See chapter 1) "I can't figure it out," Genma places another stone, then picks up his mug. "They've all been acting odd, but I'm not worried for some reason," Soun rubs his chin then sips some tea, fixedly eyeing the shogiban. "They must be up to something," sips at his own mug of tea. "Hmm," places a stone, "What happened to you yesterday? Did Nodoka-" Sips more tea. "Don't ask! Never ask about that!" Shocked at the anger, "I'm just concerned about you, friend. We've been through so much together, maybe I could talk some sense into her?" Cold fear wrapping around him, shivering at the dread, "No. Avoid my wife at all cost, it isn't worth the pain." "Pain?" "I said don't ask!" He yells. After a moment Soun's hair relaxes back to a normal position. "I know what you need," pulling a bottle of saké from behind him. Genma reaches for it, hand shaking, hesitant. Then draws back, hiding his face with his hands. "Genma?" He gives a single strangled choke and runs into the yard. Diving into the pond, and crawling out. Sitting there checking himself out. [I'm still a panda.] Sweatbead, "Sure you are, Saotome-san, maybe you should go lay down for a while." The mass of wet fur ambles by, glancing around for any sign of... someone. Genma wedges aside the shoji and pauses to sniff. [What is that smell?] The panda's nose being slightly more sensitive than a human (is it? it might be, ask a zoologist) leads him to Ranma's futon. Casting aside the blanket shows the pad resting on the tatami like it should, but besides the usual untidiness of Ranma's clothes are two pairs of panties, an apron, a bra, and a G-string? His shivers reach nearly convulsion levels. Each item is wet with the smell of both male and female sweat and cum. The smell, sight and thought of it highlight memories he has been trying to suppress for the last day. Sayuri and Yuka look around the schoolyard. "I swear, something weird is on at the Tendou's," Yuka muses. "I know, Akane and Ranma acting kinda funny, and NOT fighting. You've seen Nabiki, she's actually smiling kindly while she overcharges you now." "Total weirdness," she decides. They sit in the shade of the usual copse and open their bentos. Yuka savors a pickled daicon slice, "I wonder where they are right now." Leaves rustle in the tree. "Yeah, it's boring without those two around." The rasping of leaves is a gentle sound accenting the calm mood. "And Kunou's gone too, for the last several days in fact." The susurrus in the branches eases the nerves. Yuka gags a moment, "There isn't any breeze today." The light moaning of... well maybe not the wind. "So?" Sayuri responds, then goes wide-eyed. "No." "I'm going to look up, Sayuri." Lip twitching, "No, do not look up. Even I don't want to know." Yuka's eyes bob up, then return. "Well?" "I can't see through my bangs." Annoyed Sayuri looks up and gapes, covering her mouth. Ranma Saotome and Akane Tendou are making out in the branches, he's starting to work off her blouse. "Oh my god," Yuka murmurs. Four blinking eyes look down at them. "Just a moment, Akane," Ranma crawls down the trunk to the girls, gripping onto the bark like a squirrel. "Sayuri, Yuka, would you like to join us?" Slowly shaking their heads. Shrugging, "Whatever." Pulls a flask from his shirt tossing it between them, "Here, this is for you. It's special water. One of you try it and see what happens." He winks then scurries back up the tree. "Ranma, you sure that was a good thing?" "They're good friends of yours, I figure they'd understand." Yuka and Sayuri have departed the area. "Tofuu, are you in?" "Yes, how may I help you, sir?" "We need to talk." "Oh," pushing up his glasses, "and who are you?" Blue mandarin shirt and black slacks. "I'm... well, you know about Jusenkyou." Paling, "I've heard of it." "And Jusenkyou Spring Products?" Nodding, "A certain lady in the area has shown some of that merchandise on occasion." "More in the area are using it than you know." Worried, "Is there a problem?" "Yes, how do you feel about Tendou Kasumi?" "K-Kasumi..." Snapping his fingers in Tofuu's face, "You'll never get anywhere with her if you can't keep your head straight." "Huh... who are you anyway?" uncharacteristically peeved. "I am Kasumi." "You... are... Kami-sama, what has happened to you?" "Do you believe me?" Nodding, "I've seen Ranma, and Shampoo's powder. Y-you used the powder?" Smiling warmly at him. "How could you do this to yourself?" "It's only temporary. I've never been able to talk to you, I thought this would help," sounding very reasonable. Scratching his chin, "What do you mean?" "You go all silly every time I see you. How can anything happen between us when you do that?" "Oh," realizing a little of the problem, "I hadn't thought about it." "If I were to change back right now?" "I'll try, Kasumi-san." He takes the kettle left in the lobby for clients and douses himself. Sighing, "Kasumi-san, what a strange coincidence to meet you here of all places." "I just told you..." "Oh, yes you did, how silly of me," beating his own head. When he went for the skeleton, Kasumi walked out miffed. "He's so utterly useless, when he can be clear with me I'll give him a second chance." Later Kasumi is at home, crying softly into her pillow (changed out of the borrowed clothing and into a usual dress). "Kasumi, are you alright?" She ignores him, turning away. "If you are ill I'll take care of dinner tonight." "Ranma, do you love me?" Sitting on her bed. "I do, I love you all. I don't know how I'm gonna decide." "But Akane..." "Yeah, she seems the expected choice. Me and Nabiki have too much in the past (I still owe her), but you and Akane... But you have someone else, I know, I've tried to leave you open for him." "You don't have to, Ranma." "I respect him, and you." "You don't understand, he can't take me seriously. I'm free now, Ranma-kun." She turns over to show her tear streaked face. Sympathy cracking his voice, "What did he do?" "He's silly every time, I won't see him anymore." He pulls her into his arms, his pigtail briefly rises, then drops, "I'm sorry, should I talk with him?" "It won't do any good." "You stay in here, get some rest. Should I bring some dinner up to you?" Nodding sheepishly. He gently releases her and goes to the door. "Ranma, will you ever leave me?" "Not unless you want me to." Looking at him with adoration. He nods and closes the door behind him. The next day Ono Tofuu's clinic is closed and the doctor left no forwarding address. The two Furinkan girls sleep over at Yuka's house. Yuka puts the flask on the desk. Sayuri places a glass and transfers the liquid. "Looks like water," Yuka leans in close and sniffs, "Smells like water." "But water works his curse." "Y'know, I haven't seen him change recently." "Maybe this has something to do with it?" "Who is braver, you or me?" Sayuri holds her breath, takes the water and douses herself. "Oh my god, Sayuri," pointing at him. "I'm calm, I'm calm, I'm calm... hot water will fix it, hot water will fix it." He walks slowly to the bathroom and splashes his face from the sink. Changed back, she pauses in the doorway, then turns back to the sink and splashes with cold. "It's gone." Toweling her face dry. "Remember when Shampoo came up with that stuff that turned a dog into a boy?" Gasping, "No way!" "And we wasted it all in one shot." "Think we can get some from Nabiki?" Shivering, "I won't deal with her. That friendly smile she has now is creepier than that smug one." "I wonder why he had this?" They stare at each other as images float in their heads. "If they also have some that turns boys into girls then it would explain everything." "Sayuri, that's gross." "I don't know, it wasn't so bad for those few moments. Now I'm curious, aren't you?" Yuka made her sleep on the floor. Kasumi is back to herself and sending her siblings off to school when she notices Ranma's pigtail raise, then as they leave the gate Akane's friends appear. Curious she moves to the wall to eavesdrop. They glance at Nabiki, worried. "Ranma, can we have some more?" "Oh, liked it did you?" A perverse curl in his lips. "Er," Yuka stumbles. "That is, it was a surprise and we didn't take full advantage of the possibilities," Sayuri smiles crookedly. Nabiki's eyes narrow, "What are they talking about, Ranma?" "I told you you shouldn't," Akane scolds him. The two girls grab Ranma's arms and pull him away from the sisters. Breaking into a run. Somehow managing to evade the mercenary and berserker they rest in an alley. "So, can we, Ranma?" Smiling, "Sure, let's go find a motel." They both blush. "We didn't mean like that." "Oh, you two wanted to be alone." They blush deeper. Sayuri coughs into her fist, "Ranma, I used the water... but I got so scared that I changed back and it was all gone." Yuka nods, "We need to know, is it safe?" "Course it's safe. We've been using it for a while now." Blinking, "We? A while now?" Yuka presses. "Yeah," pulls out his two flasks, "Girl-water and boy-water." Yuka gapes and steps back, "Y-you really do it with Akane... THAT way too?" (Kinda smart aren't they) "And Nabiki and Kasumi and mom and... and... and that's it so far." "Mom..." Sayuri cringes, "That's gross." "You wouldn't say that if you saw my mom." His frank statement leaves them gasping for clear heads as images flood from their imaginations. "You two okay? We'll be late." Shuffling her feet and squaring her shoulders, Sayuri begins, "Ranma-kun, can you please join us. You know the most about this water. We'd feel much safer if you were with us." "Sure, I can do that. When?" "After school, and the others can't know about this. It's our secret." "Sure thing, a secret." She holds out her hand, he shakes it then pulls her close. "Until later, Sayuri-chan," kissing her lightly. He lets her wobble away from his embrace and grabs Yuka. Leaving them alone, Yuka blushing furiously and covering her mouth delicately. "I know wha I wanna do," weaving about in her euphoria. Yuka elbows her, "Get a grip, I get him first." As students move through the halls before class... Ranma vanishes as a door that was closed bangs suddenly. "Who?" An electric handtorch flicks on. Nabiki adjusts it to dimly illuminate the closet. The tiny room has been emptied except for a chair, a blanket and themselves. "Ranma-kun, you've been neglecting me." "Wha? But we'll be late, Nabiki." Scratching her head, "Why are you like this? The whole Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde thing is hard to take when I can't tell which you are." The bell rings. "Turn around, Ranma." Obediently looking to a corner. "I'm taking off my shirt." He starts fidgeting. "My skirt is sliding down my legs." Scratches one calf with the other foot. "Oh, my bra is so tight today... and my panties... That's it!" she noted his pigtail rise. "I was wondering how Kasumi was doing it, she knows about your braid." He snaps around, "Wha? Take 'em off you little liar and we'll see what else comes up." Holding a palm out at him, "Wait a minute," pulling out her own flasks." Splashing herself male. "Fine," he opens his. "Stop, put it away. I'll show you something new. Nabiki Super Sexy Transform, Vixen Pink!" Splashing himself with girl water. Nabiki matches his height, with pink hair, and her proportions wildly changed. Ranma drools. "You like the new me, don't you. Oh," clasping her hands together in delight, "and so does your little man!" "Y-you look better than my mother." Flinching from that unintended barb, "That I will take as a compliment." For foreplay she lets Ranma inspect every inch of her enhanced body... with his tongue, reveling in the increased sensitivity. An hour later the door opens and fully clothed, one slightly damp, they exit. Whispering, "Geez, Saotome, you didn't have to bite so hard." Rubbing a breast through her blouse. "Sorry, got carried away." "Well, next time, you transform into a sexier man." "Huh?" Slapping her head, "You are dense. You should become a changed man if you splash with both, duh." "That's right, I saw Akane change like that... what about Kasumi?" "What are you two doing?" The vice principal is standing around a corner they pass. "Bucket duty, go now." Sayuri, Yuka, Nabiki and Akane look for Ranma during lunch, but he is not to be found. "So, Nabiki did that?" He nods. She walks out into the yard and wets herself down. The man in the dress then opens the other bottle, "Super Sexy Transform, Vixen Lustful!" Ranma rises from his seat and propels at her. Glomming on so hard they roll behind the dojou. "Oh my," she moans, "This is great." Huge breasts, smooth hips and every little piece of her body aflame with quaking lust (or that could be Ranma all over her right now). Having tried to ease their minds the two fathers decided on some rather rare sparring. The few times they do spar show the master level they have reached, yet short of Ranma and Happosai's level. They now peek out a window to check the noises. Genma has to pull a wide-eyed Soun away from the window. "My daughter... your son." "Leave them alone." "What?" Gripping his shoulders, spittle flying as he yells, "We must arrange a wedding. I had no idea it would be Kasumi, I really thought the doctor had caught her eye." "Soun, Dr. Tofuu is gone." "What?" "And we will not set up the wedding. That is for them to do." "What are you saying, Saotome, we have waited so long for this!" "Soun," looking away, "Things have been happening and I found out more today." Fearful, "What do you know, Genma?" "My son has been screwing all your daughters, and my wife has been teaching him how. Akane has declared Ryouga-slash-P-chan as dinner (as soon as she can get her hands on him again). Kasumi has told off Tofuu, he left because his lovesick silliness was breaking her heart. Nabiki... she DID something to Kunou Tatewaki and he has been missing since." Shocked, "This is serious. Have you spoken to Nodoka?" Shivering, "I tried, but... Soun, remember that magic powder that Shampoo used to lure Ranma before?" He nods. "There is both types somewhere in the house, but I can't find them." "How do you know?" "Nodoka used some on herself, then the other type on me... it was humiliating," crying. "It can't be THAT bad, Genma." "Yes, it is. My wife is a better man than I am." Facefault. "It must have been a bad dream." He pulls out a flask, "When she beat me up I got away with this. This is water mixed with a powder that will temporarily make a boy into a girl." Aghast, "No, it can't be. What have our children been doing?" "Soun, this is truly terrible stuff." "I can't believe it." "Try it, you'll see." Soun rips it from his hands and up ends it over his head. Soun-chan blinks, grabs her chest, and runs screaming back into the house. Genma nods to himself, "I can see he feels the same way." ~omake~ "Super Sexy Transform, Vixen Pink!" Svelte and pink. "Super Sexy Transform, Vixen Lustful!" Buxom and raven. Akane-kun raises his bottle, "Super Sexy Transform, Vixen Foxy!" Robust and verdant. "Ranma Super Sexy Transform, Gigolo...!" The three girls gasp... "Go... go... go..." Akane stammers. "Gorgeous?" Ranma suggests. "Gosunkugi!" She spits out. Ranma pulls out a mirror, then passes out from the sight. Kasumi ponders, "Maybe we should test this on father, just to be sure." -end file