Obviously all rights belong to whoever the hell owns them. Am I correct in thinking that all Ranma 1/2 characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi? Good, cause I'm using them.:) Ranma 1/2 Split Personalities Lemon Fan-fic Part 4 "Ryouga Explodes! Herb Returns!" Ryouga finally found the dojo and sat down. He didn't know why, but the Tendo dojo always was comforting. He used to dream of teaching students with Akane sometime in the future but now, for some reason, those dreams have stopped. He blushed over the remembrance of that kiss. He was astonished that he did it. "Was it a dream?" he thought then felt his chest where Ranko had hit him. That kiss felt like the time when he was a pig and Akane kissed him. "I wonder what Ranko thought?" Then Ryouga shook his head. "She probably hates me. Ranma probably warped her mind against me. I wonder what Akane thinks of her? Are they friends?" He felt something behind his back. He never understood how, but if the person wasn't really good, he could feel them. Especially if the person had bad intentions. He dropped his back down and watched as someone's kick flew above his face. He punched up but the figure jumped back. "Missed, Ryouga." Ranma smiled. "Ranma! Why can't you leave me alone!?" Ryouga got into a fighting stance. "Well, this is the Tendo's dojo." "So?" "It's practically mine, once I get married to Akane." "RRRRR! That's it!" Ryouga rushed forward. "Allllllright! Practice!" Ranma met him halfway and punched him lightly in the nose. Ryouga squinted and was going to retaliate but stopped when he noticed that Ranma was standing on one leg, holding the other, bent, in the air behind him. "What are yoUrgh!" Ranma's roundhouse came fast and connected with the side of Ryouga's head and immediately kept going. Ranma spun on his supporting leg pulled Ryouga off his feet and sent him flying across the dojo. Ryouga landed on his back. "You know, Ryouga. I didn't appreciate you ruining the dojo's roof. Akane punishes it enough as it is." Ryouga shook his head, growling. "That was cheap!" "You're just not quick enough!" "Well, it didn't hurt! Take this!" Ryouga hopped in with a front kick which Ranma block but he missed the punch that smacked across his cheek. Ranma skipped back as Ryouga spun making a semi-circle with his leg, his heel forward. Ranma barely blocked with both arms as he was shoved back a couple of feet. "Dammit!" he thought, "Keep forgetting how strong he is sometimes!" Then blocked two punches. "Time to get fast!" Ranma raised his knee sideways, as if to do a sidekick. Ryouga, anticipating, twisted to prepare for a suitable block, but instead, Ranma kicked low hitting Ryouga in the shin. Ryouga stumbled a bit as Ranma came in with a elbow into Ryouga's chest and then flicked his arm up hitting Ryouga in the chin with his backfist. Then jumping up in front of him, kicked out with both legs and bounced off Ryouga's chest. Ranma flipped and landed. Ryouga stumbled back, trying to keep his balance. "Now I'm mad!" He yelled and rushed in, both arms coming out from the sides and heading inwards where Ranma's head would be. Ranma held out his hands and grabbed Ryouga's fists. Ranma strained but it was no use. He could feel the sweat drop down his chin. Their arms were shaking but Ryouga was smiling as his fist came closer and closer. "AAAARRRRGH!" Ranma was trying his best but his arm muscles were tiring. "I can't hold out much longer," he thought. "Better just let go and twist away." Ranma let go. Ryouga smiled. Ranma tried to step away, but something wasn't letting him. In the strength match, he wasn't paying attention and Ryouga had stuck a foot behind him. It wasn't too in the way, but it was enough to make Ranma stumble. Ryouga smiled and struck. Both of Ryouga's fists hit Ranma's head at the same time. SPAFF! The sound echoed off the walls. Ranma fell down. He was looking at the ceiling. "Dammit!!!" Ranma flipped up and grabbed a surprised Ryouga by the head. "Take this, you pig!" He pulled the head down, and brought his knee up and could hear the satisfying crunch of cartilage breaking as Ryouga's nose caved in. The force of his knee was so powerful that Ranma couldn't hold on to Ryouga as he flew back and landed on his back. "AARGH! AAAH! FFE!" Ryouga was holding his face crying in pain. Ranma jumped. Everything was red. The dojo. His uniform. The floor. Even the air was a dull red. Everything was red. Except for Ryouga. He was very, very red. Almost black. He bent his knees into his chest and was preparing to scrunch both his feet into Ryouga's stomach. He saw someone's foot flash before his eyes. Ryouga couldn't help but scream, his nose was a pulp. He watched in terror as Ranma's feet headed toward his body. Then watched as a compact body seemingly jumped out of nowhere and kicked Ranma across the face. Ranma had no leverage, being in the air, the kick flipped him over and he felt the foot push on his back and sent him to the floor. His body bounced up from the impact and then he was still, trying to breathe. "What's wrong with you!!" Ranko landed next to him. Ranma growled and grabbed her leg and threw her down the dojo. He got up and stumbled a little then started limping toward Ryouga, his face grim. Then Ranko was in front of him, her arms taut, hands pushing against his chest. Her left leg was in front, knee bent forward, her other leg stretched behind her. She pushed with all her strength. Ranma kept walking foward. Ranko could feel her feet slide across the dojo floor. She looked up into Ranma's chin and couldn't believe how tall he was. "Ranma!! Ranma!!! Stop!!! Have you gone insane!!!" The words seemed to reach him, then he shook his head and kept walking forward. Ranko didn't know what else to do. So she smacked him. "Gwa?" "What would Akane say!!! You dolt!!" "Akane?" Ranma held his cheek that had so often been abused by her. Ranko's fist sent him sprawling back. "What were you thinking!! Were you going to kill him?" Ranma saw the red gradually start turning to normal colors. "Shit." Ranma shook his unkept hair and stroked it back. Ranko saw Ranma's face turn red. She relaxed and helped him up. Then went to look at Ryouga. "God, Ryouga, your face is a mess!" "Oooo," Ryouga moaned. "Oh crap!!" Ranma was shaking. "Why did I do that!?" Kasumi reached down and pulled on Ryouga's nose. CRCK! "YOWCH!" Ryouga bolted up. "Why'd ya do that!" "To straigten your nose, dummy!" Ranko was cleaning the blood off his face. "Oh." "I'm sorry." Ryouga turned around to see a humble Ranma. "That's OK. You were wide open anyway. I was going to give you a kick you'd never forget." "What! Why you ungrateful...you!" Then Ranma stopped. "Oh, well. Whatever." He walked off. Kasumi placed a metal cast over his nose and taped it down. Ranko took a marker from nowhere and wrote "PIG" on it. She laughed. "What!?" Ryouga tried his best to look at his nose. Ranko laughed some more. "God! I could tease him all night!" She thought and turned around. Ranko knew where he was. "Ranma!! We both know you're in here!" She called from the dojo entrance. Someone landed in front of her. The figure loomed above her. It was Ranma. "Shit! You're big!" Ranma looked perturbed and he turned around to stare at the dojo sign on the back. "I lost control." "Yes." "I don't know why." "Neither do I. Actually, I think I do." "Well...what is it?" "Remember last week, I came to you?" Ranma blushed remembering the night. He had never felt so good. "Yeah." Ranko blushed. "Um, uh, okay. Well, this is, I guess, the pains you're going to have to go through. You haven't realized how big and strong you are now, have you?" "Not as strong as Ryouga though. Look." He held something inbetween his fingers. "A tooth! Yours?" "Yep." "Weren't you guys just practicing?" "That's what I thought. But I guess I pissed him off." "Naw. He's just hot tempered. Well, I guess that goes for your anger, too." "Huh? That doesn't make sense." "Well, it seems true. You were so pissed, I thought you were going to hurt me! Anyway, if that's true, you're going to have to work on controlling it." Ranma nodded. "Have you had any problems?" "Huh? Um...Once, actually." "What did you do? You didn't go to Ryouga, did you?" Ranma smiled as he ducked a swing. "That was low! And no, I didn't go to Ryouga. Kasumi helped me." "Kasumi!?" Ranma tried to imagine Kasumi doing anything like what they did. Ranko saw him blush. "No, not that way you idiot! Stop thinking like a hentai! She took me to Dr. Tofu!" "Dr. Tofu!" "No, not that way! I...I think what we did was unnecessary." Ranko looked down. "What do you mean by that?" "Um, turns out...well...it was good. You know. I mean...real...you know...good. It was because of that I managed to deal with the pain. By the time we were finished, the pain was gone." "Oh. I'm sorry," Ranma said. "No! I mean, don't be sorry. You were just trying to help." "Um, OK." He smiled staring at her shirt. Ranko blushed and sweeped his legs from underneath him. "You know, it's obvious when you do that. Your testosterone must be going crazy, with you changing like that. I don't remember ever staring at girls that hard." "Well, you know, there really wasn't much to stare at before. There was Akane, but she's always so determined to look tough." "What about Ukyou?" "What about Utchan?" "Don't you think Utchan's cute?" "Hmmmm. You know, I never thought about it." Ranma imagined her in a dress. A short dress. Real short. "You know...she is actually," he began to drool. "Oops. Forget it. Concentrate on Akane." The drool stopped. "So, I heard Utchan's business is doing real good. Is it true what they say?" "Say about what?" "The hot waitress they got." Ranma laughed and dodged another swing from her. Ranko smiled, shaking her head. "Ranma!" They both turned. It was Akane. "Yes?" They both answered. Akane turned to Ranma. "How could you! You know you're better than Ryouga. There's nothing to prove! We all know you're stronger than him!" She stomped up. "I ought to..." she stopped as Ranko held something up in front of her. "What's this?" "A tooth." "Who's tooth?" "Mine," answered Ranma. "Ryouga hit it out," said Ranko. Akane seemed to calm down. "Oh, Ranma, did it hurt?" "No," said Ranma, manly. "Ow!" Ranko had poked him in the cheek. Akane saw that his cheek was all bruised. "You're hurt!" "No, I'm not. That jerk couldn't hurt me in his dreams." "Well he still knocked your tooth out." "So, he got lucky. I paid him back." "You didn't have to break his nose." "He deserved it. Besides, why do you care?" "He's my friend, that's why!" "Well, tell your friend to stop attacking me!" "He said you guys were practicing!" "I never hit a guy's tooth out when I'm just practicing!" "So? You still broke his nose!" Ranko turned around smiling as they continued to argue. "Thank God I'm not involved with that anymore," she whispered. Then she heard Ranma yell and wood breaking and whispered in relief, "Thank God!" Ranko walked into something big and soft. Panda looked down. "Hey, Pops!" Panda made some noises. His stomach growled. "You hungry? C'mon, I'll make 'ya some snacks. You know, Pops. Every time I see you in that form, I keep thinking of you as an overgrown dog!" Ranko laughed petting him on the head. Panda sounded angry. His stomach growled. "I'm just kidding Pops. C'mon Genma. C'mon. That's a goooood boy." Panda grabbed her. His stomach growled. "Alright! Alright! Put me down." Panda put her down. His stomach growled. "That's a good boy! Haha!" Ranko ran off toward the kitchen. Panda followed. His stomach growled. "You know, Pops, you eat too much." Panda mumbled, taking a big bite out of the watermelon. "Hmmmm. Sometimes I wonder." Panda took a couple more bites then got curious as Ranko was silent for a couple of minutes. "Rafwa?" "Oh. Not much. You know, I keep thinking. Why did you do it!! Why!" Her voice raised. Panda got afraid. "You had to take us there! All of this is your fault. Look at me! It was bad enough being like this half the time. Now I'm stuck like this all the time! You big jerk! What were you thinking!" Panda was really worried now. "Everytime I think about this, I get upset. You can't believe what I got to deal with! Do you know what a girl has to go through! There's just so much! I'm already having problems and I haven't even hit that special time of month Kasumi keeps talking about!" She sighed, "But then I think, if it wasn't for you, I would have never met the Tendos. Never met Ukyou. These are the kindest people I know. I sometimes think, hey, it's not so bad. I'm strong. I've got good friends. And yes, father, I do have you." Panda sighed in relief. "But what about mother!" Ranko eyes teared. "I want to meet mother! Not as Ranko! As Ranma! Ranma!" She hit the Panda, who fell over. Then continued the assualt with five more punches across the panda's large face. Ranko hugged the Panda, crying. "I want mother to see me! That other Ranma can see her when she comes. What about me? To her, I'm just Akane's cousin. What about me? What about me?" She buried her face, ashamed that she was breaking down, into the soft warm layers of fur. Panda looked down at his son, no, daughter, and placed a huge paw on her head, stroking it. It remembered a time, before Ranma became so obstinate, when it used to hold him in it's arms. Ranma used to cry for his mother when he first left Nodoka. But after a year, for some years, he called for his father. Panda regretted some of the mistakes he made. He regretted how seperate he was from Ranma. But everytime he looked at his son, his heart was filled with pride. He had raised a man. So strong, that even faced with a change as big as this, the panda looked down at her, he was doing fine. His stomach growled. Ranko giggled. "Let me get you another watermelon," she said, wiping her eyes dry. She walked into the kitchen. Ryouga was standing there. "Ryouga!?" Ryouga turned, his bandage across his nose. Ranko laughed at her marking. "What!?" Apparently he hasn't seen a mirror, yet. "Nothing. Come and share a watermelon with me and Pops." "Pops? I thought your father was dead." "De...Oh, yes. Of course. I call Mr. Saotome, Pops." Ryouga nodded. Ranko opened the Tendo fridge and pulled out a watermelon. Ryouga followed her to the back porch and sat down next to her. Panda smacked it's lips. "Hyah!" Ranko split the melon in two. She gave one half to the Panda then broke the other half in two and gave a piece to Ryouga. "So, how's your nose?" "A little sensitive." "You know, you knocked Ranma's tooth out." "I did!" "Yes. You know, it was your fault. You got to control your anger." "My anger! What about his!?" Ryouga stood up. "Wait!! Cool it! I know what Ranma did was wrong, but you didn't have to hit him so hard first." Ryouga sat back down and glared at his watermelon then found his face in it. Ranko giggled. "Why'd 'ya do that!!" He pulled the watermelon off his face. "You were looking so hard at it, I thought you might want to kiss it." "You hit my nose!" He touched the bandage gingerly. "Oh! I'm sorry! Oh, crap, it's coming off. Let me go put another one. Follow me." They got up and went into the bathroom. Ranko rummaged through the first aid kit and found the materials. Then she sat down in front of Ryouga and pulled off the first bandage. Using a wet cloth, began to wipe off the watermelon chunks and juices that were still there. She felt uneasy and wondered why. Ryouga was staring at her face intently. "What?" "Uh, nothing," said Ryouga and darted his eyes away form her, blushing. Ranko placed the metal cast over his nose and taped it down. Then took out her marker and wrote "PIG" on it again. She giggled. "Okay. There you go." She got up and left the room. "You going to sit there all night? C'mon, I'll get the futon set up for you tonight." They left the room, neither noticing the pink cat staring behind them from the window. Ryouga sighed as he layed down on the futon. "I've got to get out of here," he thought, "I'm going crazy! Another humiliating defeat by Ranma and I get saved by Ranko. Great." He sighed again and thought of her bravery. "She's so small, yet so powerful," remembering how loud the sound was when Ranma hit the floor after Ranko kicked him. "But what about Akane? How can I be loyal to her when I keep thinking about this girl? Huh?" He froze. A small hand had touched his arm. There was someone next to him. "Ni Hao, Ryouga." "Shampoo..." was all he could get out before it became all dark. Kasumi was sleeping when Ranko crawled in next to her. Reflexively she cuddled next to her and Kasumi's arm covered her. She sighed and quickly fell asleep. Then awoke. Someone was tapping her arm. It was Ryouga. "Ryouga! What do you want this late!" "Ranko. Please, I need to talk to you." Ryouga was pleading. "He looks worried," thought Ranko then whispered, "Okay, outside." She got out of the bed and was slightly worried about her nightgown being too revealing then thought, "It's only Ryouga," and followed him into the hallway. "So, what 'ya want? Hey, what are you doing!?" Ryouga had picked her up and was running down the hallway. "I'm taking us somewhere where we won't be disturbed." "Wait! I can run! Let go of me! Let go of me!" But Ryouga was already outside, jumping from roof to roof. "Oh, Ranchan!! It will be so wonderful!! Look, the moon is so bright and the slight wind is so warm! The perfect night for us to join!" "Nani!" Ryouga had stopped and put her down. "What are you talking about!?" "Shampoo made it so clear to me! Ranko, I no longer love Akane!! I love you!! Oof!" Ranko had punched him in the stomach. "Stop this nonsense right now. What did Shampoo do to you?" "I don't remember but I know one thing. You feel the same way about me! Come into my arms!" "Aaaah!" Ranko ran to run but Ryouga had grabbed her arms and pulled her into an embrace. "Let go! Let go!" She tried to break his grip but he was too strong and she couldn't attack cause her arms were pinned to her sides. She tried kicking but Ryouga ignored them. His arms relaxed. "Oh, good. You got some sense left in you," Ranko said as she placed her feet on the roof. Ryouga pulled her nightgown down. "Nani!?" Ranko tried to grab it back but Ryouga had flung it away. "Now, you are mine!" Ranko screamed and place her arms and hands to cover herself which let Ryouga pick her up into his arms. He kissed her. Then holding her under one arm he began to undo his belt. "Wait!! Wait!! You're not acting like yourself!!" "I know! But Shampoo has made me brave and I can at last go through with my ambitions of love!" Ranko slipped one arm out and punched him in the cheek. "You may be fighting now, but I know you love me!! I know you want it!!" He put her back on top of the roof and held her down by the shoulders. "Wait!! You don't want to do this! Shampoo did something to you!" "She made me realize the truth," Ryouga bent down for another kiss. Ranko panicked. "Stop!! I'm Ranma!!" Ryouga stopped. "What!? You're his cousin!" "No!! We got hit by another Jusenkyo water!! It split us into two people! But I'm still Ranma!" "No. NOOO!" "I'm sorry! I didn't want to tell you. It was just a joke!" "NOOOOOOO!" Ryouga held his fist above her and smashed it on her face, it cracked the roof. Ryouga held his fist up again and stopped. Ranko's face was bleeding and she wasn't moving. For a little while, he stared down at her, sometimes his features would scrunch together and his teeth would bare, but eventually he broke and ran away. Shampoo watched the pig-boy run underneath her. "Knew he was too weak," she thought. "If Shampoo attack Akane, both Ranma help. This way, could get rid of one. Hmph. What pig-boy do now?" Ryouga was underneath her holding his head in his arm. "RRRrrrraaaGGGHHHHH!!!!!!" Ryouga's cry spread out into the night as it was lit by a bar of light that smashed down into the surrounding area and exploded. "Hai-Yaaaaa!" Shampoo screamed as she was blown back. Ranma heard the commotion and tried to follow but lost them. When he saw Ryouga's Full Shishihokodan he knew something went wrong. He searched the area around it. When he found Ranko's nightgown, he was really worried. When he saw her limp body, he felt his knees weaken, but he straightened them and walked up to her body. For once, the sight of his other self naked didn't arouse him. The night wind was warm, but he shivered. "We shouldn't of tricked him," he sighed. "But how were we to know this would happen!" He cried. "What's the matter with you?" Ranko bolted upright then moaned and rubbed the back of her head. "Give me that!" She grabbed the night gown that Ranma was clutching. "Whew!" Ranma dried his tears. "I thought you were dead! You told him, huh?" "Yeah. He was going crazy! He never even tried that with Akane!" "Try what?" He looked up and down her body. "You don't need to know." She smacked him. "Anyway, I think we got a certain problem on our hands." "What's that?" "A Chinese problem." "Shampoo?" "Got it." "Shit." Kasumi had let Ranko sleep late and had sent Ranma and Akane off to school. Ranko could still feel the bruise on the back of her head and wondered why Ryouga didn't hurt her more. "Well, he didn't have to go and try that last night," and sighed in relief. She was walking to school. "Ranma! At last we meet again!" A cloaked figure dropped out of the sky. Ranko jumped back. "Who're you?" The figure pulled it's hood back to reveal a handsome visage with white hair, with streaks of blue, and tilted blue eyes. The man took a closer look then said, "Oh, I'm sorry. I mistook you for someone else." He turned around. "Herb!!!???" "You know me!?" "It is me, Ranma!" Herb came up close and took a close look. "Ranma, you're different." "It's a long story. Where's Lime and Mint?" "I told them to go get some food. Anyway, Saotome Ranma, I had heard about your incident." "So you do know." "I had not realized that the water would affect you so." He had gripped her chin and was studying her face. She shook her head out then said, "Cool it. How did you know?" "As you know, my people are connected to Jusenkyo. We are very concerned about the happenings around it." "So. Why are you back?" "I'll explain. Lime and Mint should be back at our camp by now. Let me have the honor of inviting you to eat at our camp." Ranko thought it over then said, "Fine. This isn't a trap, is it?" Herb looked shocked, then pissed. "Do you think that I would forget so easily what you have done! You saved my life!" "All right! All right! Calm down. I'll come. Besides, I wasn't looking forward to school anyway." "Please, sit." Herb had chosen a large spot beneath a tree. "So what do you want to talk about." "Wait. Let Lime and Mint return and we'll eat. Then I shall offer my proposal." "Proposal. Proposal for what?" "Please, be patient." Herb sat in front of her and closed his eyes sighing. "Hmph," Ranko picked at her dress. "I hate this thing," she thought. "Herb-sama! Herb-sama!" Mint and Lime returned. "Ah, my servants have returned." Herb stood up. "Where have you two been!?" "A girl!!" Both stood staring at Ranko. "Herb-sama, a girl!!" "Yes, you fools. This is Ranma! Saotome Ranma." "Wow!!!" They walked around Ranma. Then Lime stood in front of her and felt her chest. Ranko smashed his face. "Herb!! Calm these idiots. And it's Ranko now." "Mint! Lime! Prepare lunch!" "Hai!" Both ran to the other side of the camp. "Okay, they're here. Now tell me what you need?" "After lunch. After lunch." "Fine." Ranko noticed that Herb was looking at her intently. Ranko blushed and turned away. "Why am I blushing," thought Ranko. Mint and Lime set up some food. It tasted great and Ranko said so. Herb answered, "You could have this whenever you want." "Really. How?" Herb looked away and then avoided the question, "Let's talk after lunch." "Fine," Ranko ate. She noticed that Herb wasn't eating much and kept staring at her. She took a close look when he wasn't looking, "Hey, I never noticed how wonderful his hair is! The light just soars off of it. That blue is like a summer sky! His eyes are blue too!" Ranko sighed then shook her head. "What's wrong with me!?" They finished and had a cup of tea. Herb put his cup down. "Mint! Lime! Bring the box." "Hai!!" "Lime, what does Herb-sama have in the box?" "I don't know. But it's certainly heavy." "Wow. Saotome looks beautiful!" "And her chest was soft!" Lime drooled. "Do you think we can get to see some titties?" They brought the box. It was a large decorated box and took both the servants to carry it. They placed it gently on the ground. Herb pulled out a gold key and unlocked it. He then turned to Ranko. "Ranma..." "That's Ranko!" "Ranko. Ranko, please open the box." Ranko walked up to it and slowly opened it. And was almost blinded by the light bouncing off a myriad of gold and jewels. "What is this?" "A myriad of gold and jewels." "No, what does it mean! Why show me this? I know you're a prince already." "This, this is my proposal." "I don't need jewels! And for what!? What do you want me to do?" "Be my bride." "I can't be bought. I use my skills for only good use. Can't ask me to do anything. I won't...Nani!? Bride!?" Ranko stumbled back. "Yes." Herb had blushed then walked up to her and grabbed her shoulders and looked down into her eyes. Ranko was lost in his blue eyes. "I've given much thought. My people use the Jusenkyo to get their wives. The day I splashed you I have declared you to be mine. You have saved me and only you are worthy of being at my side in my kingdom. This gold, these jewels are a gift to you. A declaration. Using a magic mirror, I found out of your situation. I didn't know that it would make you even more beautiful." Ranko pulled herself out. "What!? Back off!" She stepped away. Herb looked distraught. "Listen. This is sick! I'm a guy, remember!" "Not to me. You know that I know what a girl looks like. You are so beautiful!" Ranko's heart skipped a bit. "No. I'm out of here." She turned around. Herb yelled at her back, "Think it over!! I'll give you a week to think it over!" Ranko walked to the school. She kept thinking about his eyes. "He's almost tall as my other." She sighed. Then shook her head, "What's the matter with me!" then hurried to class. Herb sighed as her figure disappeared around a corner. "Ranm...Ranko. You have changed more than you know." He turned around. "Herb-sama!" His servants had closed the box. "Why didn't you tell us we were going to go for a girl! Can we get one for ourselves!?" "Quiet, Bakas!" "So when is Ranko coming?" It was break and Ukyou was talking with Akane and Ranma. "Don't know." Ranma was watching the other boys crying. "All weekend without even a glimpse of her," one cried. "What are we going to do!?" "Christ! They act like she died or something!" Ukyou snapped her tongue. "How pathetic!" "Ranko!!" She had walked in. The boys ran to greet her but were than frightened by her glare. She sat down. "Ranchan, you allright? I heard what happened last night." Ranko sighed and slouched over on her desk. "You won't believe what just happened!" The teacher walked in. "I'll tell you after class." "You're kidding!" Ranma laughed. Ukyou hit him. They were sitting on the roof. "I'm serious!!" "What a jerk!! How dare he!" Ukyou was steaming. "I think he was genuinely asking though." "So? What did you say?" Akane said. "No, of course. But he gave me a week to think it over." "Think it over!" Ukyou was gripping her spatula. "Utchan, calm down. Nothings going to happen." ayight!! Send comments and flames to RR568@bard.edu.