LifetheLemon Ranma ½ - Lemon Flavored Chapter 1 - What a Day! Disclaimer: I don't own the ranmaverse, or its contents. I just borrow them to play around with. Warning: This Fic will contain Lemons, that's Sex. This Fic will contain Yuri Lemons, that's Girl-On-Girl Action (GoGA). It also will contain Onesomes, that's people masturbating. It also will contain Non-Cannon Pairings (NCP), that is people having sex who wouldn't in the series, for whatever reason. As a friend of a friend said: "This fic is not a lime, its not a lemon, it's a freakin FIVE-ALIVE! Now fuck off. So if your under 18 don't read this, than again I'm WAY under 18, and im writing it, so whatever. Counter-Warning: This CHAPTER of this fic is G-ish. *this would be an action* ~this would be a thought~ * * * Nerima, better known as the weirdness center of the universe, thanks to one Saotome Ranma. And Kami did he resent that fact! Why did he have to be the pool? Of all the places he could have landed, why the pool? So he, check that she crawled her way from the pool, the better to inform that uncute tomboy (more commonly known as Akane) that she was such. "My pigtailed goddess!" "Oh, no, not that jerk! This is miserable enough already!" groaned Ranma. *GLOMP* "KUNO NO BAKA!" With which Kuno got a free ride home courtesy of air Ranko. "This is not my day! "Ran-Chan!" "Spatula Girl leave husband alone!" *Amazon Glomp* "Ranma you jerk!" "Why me? Why all the time me?" Whined the red-head. Violence ensues. During which ranma snuck away. Into he upper branches of one of his favorite tree. "They'll be fighting for at least a few minutes before they know I'm gone." Ranma muttered. "WHERE AM I?!" "Not him . . ." "Ranma, is that you?" "No." "CURSE YOU RANMA!!!" "Look . . . buddy . . . I really don't need this right now. I'm having a miserable day, and I just want to go home!" "Uh . . . erm . . . ok? I think . . ." "THANK YOU!" And so ranma left. And when she got home, she ran to her room, ignoring Kasumi's greeting, and locked the door behind herself . . . * * * END CHAPTER to be continued . . . so . . . whaddya tink? Lemme know. Also keep in mind this is my first fic, so be nice.