Passion Spice Pandemonia 4: "The Angel and the Saint"


A Ranma 1/2 Romance by Rpgingmaster


Rated G (that's right, this is G rated!!!!!)


Note: Most of the PSP series is NC-17 rated lemon, but in this 
episode, I'm gonna try to see if I can keep this G rated.

Wish me luck! ^_^

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As Kasumi put the shrimp in a handy nearby Tupperware (TM) container,
she whistled a happy tune as she thought about her love life.


She was very much in love with the local chiropractor/pedatrician, Dr. 
Tofu Ono. He was very gentle, sensitive, and very moral man, traits
somewhat hard to find in the average man, and he had to  be the nicest 
guy in the entire district of Nerima.


However, one problem presented itself. She knew that he had an interest 
in her, but he always was so shy, and even though they were good friends,
she wanted something more.


Thankfully, his shyness was as bad as when they had first met, and every
time that she had visited him, the shyness went down a little, and she 
hoped that eventually, the possibilty of a romantic relationship could 
develop.


Just then, she checked the time, and she decided to freshen up, and with
that in mind, she made her way to the bathroom.


As she did, she was unaware that a certain purple haired Chinese Amazon
had just crawled in the window.

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At this moment, Shampoo was trying to shimmy her way through a window, and
she inadvertenly smushed her purplish locks in the windowframe as she made 
her way inside.


At the moment, she was alone, so she quickly withdrew a bottle of Passion
Spice, a substance that when ingested or inhaled would tear down all
inhibitons, and she added a dash or two, to the shrimp, thinking that the 
shrimp was intended for Ranma Saotome, the boy she had been wanting to drag 
to the marriage altar for some time now.


Just then, Kasumi opened her room door, and Shampoo, panicky, pocketed
the Passion Spice and almost broke the wall as she crammed herself through
the window again.

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Meanwhile, Dr. Tofu had just closed his clinic, and he was busily engaged
in the process of wringing his hands nervously while he waited for Kasumi.


He loved her. In fact, he loved her deeply. However, as if he was cursed,
he never will himself to say so, for every time he had tried, he either 
stuttered and stammered nervously, or could not speak at all.


Despite that, he still tried to see her often, hoping that someday, he would 
be able to confess his love for her.


Just then, he heard a soft knock at the door. That had to be Kasumi. He
softly called, "Come in."

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Kasumi entered the clinic/domicile, a box laden with shrimp in her hand
and a smile on her face. After a hello and a gentle side shoulder hug, 
they made their way to the kitchenette.


They sat across from each other at a small breakfast table, and after 
each said grace, they commenced eating.


Or rather, Tofu did, as Kasumi was all that hungry, and she waited 
patiently as Tofu scarfed the seafood down, raising a thumbs up in 
salute of her cooking.


When he was about halfway done, the Passion Spice kicked in, and 
that's when he looked up, and his heart skipped a beat.


Even though Kasumi was fairly attractive due to her classic Japanese
woman look, she seemed to Tofu at the moment as the most lovely woman
he had ever laid eyes on, and if his higher vocabulary had been functional 
at the moment, he would thought her to be "angelic".


Unfortunately, at that moment, a very warm blush broke out on his 
face, and Tofu, embarassed, got up to on the air conditioner, for 
to him, it was getting rather warm.


Sadly for him, Murphy's Law took effect, and he lost his balance, winding 
up sprawled on the ground, prompting a now concerned Kasumi to walk over 
to him, asking, "Are you alright/"


Thankfully, he was fine, and as he held her shoulders to steady himself,
he suddenly locked eyes with her, and in the most emotional voice he had
ever given anyone, said, "When I see you, I am so in love with you I can't 
speak."


Kasumi was more than a little surprised, but that quickly gave way to 
stunned euphoria as their lips met in a loving kiss.


The kiss wasn't bruising or passion filled, it was merely sweet and gentle, 
and as their lips seperated, they wrapped their arms around each other's
waist in a tender embrace.


For a long time they remained like that, until finally Tofu, happy beyond
words, nervously asked the smiling seraphim in his arms, "Can I take
out this evening...."


Kasumi, hearing this, merely tightened her hold on her saintly boyfriend 
as she said, 


"I'd love to."

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Author's Notes: In this episode of PSP, most people are probably wondering
why I didn't include lemon.


Here's why.


1. Even though Passion Spice is a lemon fanfic convention, I decided to 
use it as part of the story, not the main focus of the story.

2. It's Kasumi and Tofu, two of the nicest anime characters in existance,
and it would be really tacky of me to screw up a perfectly good story
with lemon, which in this case, would only be there for marquee value.