Disclaimer: I dont own Ranma ½, Sailor Moon, or Dragon Ball. They belong to their respective owners. This will be a lemon fanfic. If you are under the age of 18 then do not read this, even though I started reading lemons at about age 14. The prologue takes place prior to Ranma ½ and will not be a crossover. This is an alternate universe fanfic that takes place prior to the Dragon Ball series when Master Roshi was in training. Most of this fanfic takes place after the Jusendo and failed marriage part of Ranma ½ and after the end of Sailor Stars series. This will not contain Master Roshi or any of the Z fighters, only Korin, Kami, and Popo. I dont have the views towards women that is expressed in this fanfic, hell, I have three sisters, if I did have the views Id be dead right now instead of writing this fanfic...
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Prologue:
Its another quiet morning just three days after the failed wedding attempt.
WHAT THE HELL!!! HAPPOSAI YOU ARE DEAD!!!! Ranma screams.
Well, it was another quiet morning.... Ranma-chan chases after Happosai wearing only her boxers and a bra.
Whats wrong Ranma my boy, dont like the bra I chose for you last night? inquires Happosai.
Ranma rips off the bra and storms up to his room where she puts on his usual Chinese outfit. She then sneaks up to the attic and grabs Happosais collection of bras and panties. She rushes back downstairs to the backyard where she quickly starts a fire. After the fire has built up a little Ranma starts tossing Happosais collection into the fire.
RANMA!!!! HOW DARE YOU TREAT YOUR MASTER WITH SUCH DISRESPECT!!!! bellows the shrunken pervert.
You aint my master you demented freak. Ranma retorts.
Ranma, you must apologize to the master, you know what he does when he gets angry pleads sound.
I aint ever apologizing to that lecher. Ranma retorts.
Happosai then starts he reign of terror on the Tendo Dojo by punching holes in the rice paper and writing on Soun and Genma. This continues until Kasumi brings in supper which causes Happosai to sit down and eat, leaving everyone in peace. After dinner Happosai goes out on one of his raids to replace what Ranma destroyed.
Finally, I though the old geezer would never leave Ranma mutters as he sneaks up to the attic to search for some scrolls that may help him defeat Happosai once and for all. While searching through the scrolls Ranma finds one detailing how to cure someone of the Neko-ken and another detailing where to find a tower with mystic water that quadruples the drinkers strength and speed. Ranma considered it an added bonus that the tower was on the far side of Jusendo valley. Ranma tucks the scrolls into his shirt and sneaks back down to his room where he packs everything hell need for the training journey.
The next morning at breakfast Happosai still hadnt returned from his raid so Ranma decided it was time to inform everyone of his plans and then leave. The reaction was what he had come to expect.
Ranma mboy, you do your father proud. blustered Genma.
Indeed Ranma you do our schools proud with your actions. reinforced Soun.
Ranma, you better return so you can pay me the money you owe me. Nabiki stated flatly, causing Ranma to scowl at her.
Oh my, I do hope youll be careful Kasumi airily stated.
Akane, arent you going to wish your fiancée luck? inquired Soun.
Humph, the baka is probably just sneaking off to avoid fighting Happosai snorted Akane, causing Ranma to scowl.
Ranma just picks up his back pack and leaves the dojo. He runs for about 8 hours until he reaches the Sea of Japan where he sets up camp. Once his tent is set up and he has a fire going he pulls out his journal. He slowly flips through it and reads a few of the entries he wrote in the past.
Training Journey Day 1
Pops, mom and I are going on a training trip today. The old fool thinks the only thing thats important is martial arts so Im gonna have to keep this journal secret. Mom walked the entire 8 hours with a vibrater in her pussy because she wasnt ready to go when pops was. I think he was going easy on her because he didnt feel like carrying her when shes bound and were traveling. Pops says that Im gonna be the best martial artist ever.
Heh, Pops sure knew exactly how to treat the cunt. Ranma chuckles.
Training Journey Year 3 Month 9 Day 27
I cant believe the old fool actually managed to teach me the Neko-ken last week. Hes had mom walking everywhere with only tennis shoes on because she argued with him about whether I should be trained in it or not. While I agree that it was a dumb idea she should know her place. Women are not meant to argue with men, they are meant to do as they are told or be punished. While the Neko-ken training cant ordinarily be used in a fight, I am a lot faster and stronger than before I started it and I seem to heal a lot faster as well. The only drawback to Pops punishment of the slut is that its hard to focus on Kendo when your teacher is naked in front of you.
Well, she deserved what she got... mutters Ranma
Training Journey Year 7 Month 11 Day 15
Today pops had me do strength and speed training, but it was hard to concentrate on it. The day started out with mom burning the food again so pops had her strip down to her panties and the he shoved a large vibrater into her cunt. After that he tied her up and told me that I would be carrying her today and that wed have to move at our usual pace. Do you know how hard it is to run while you are carrying a bound, nearly naked slut? Very, let me tell you.
Training Journey Year 9 Month 10 Day 30
Pops sent the bitch home today, he actually gave into signing a contract that stated Id become a man amongst men or be banished from the Saotome clan. In exchange she is only allowed to wear clothes when she goes shopping and she has to keep the house clean at all times. Pops sent her home because shed just slow us down when we swim to China for the last leg of our training journey.
Training Journey Year 10 Month 1 Day 15
Im going to kill pops!!! Not only does he get me cursed to turn into a weak little slut, but he tells me I have a fiancée. He says that I have to treat her kindly and not punish her when she fucking deserves it, and that we have to tell the Tendos that the contract was that I commit Seppuku and thats why mom isnt with us. Oh well, who knows, maybe the dumb slut fiancée will know her place and be a looker to boot.
Boy was I ever wrong, shes got a great bod, but Akane definitely doesnt know her place... Ranma sighs. He pulls out a pen, turns to a blank page and starts writing.
Training Journey 2 Day 1
Boy was I wrong two years ago. Akane, while a looker, is a total bitch who really needs to be put in her place. She may be my fiancée and a looker, but she constantly beats me over the head with that damned mallet of hers. On top of that I have 2 other fiancés, Ukyo and Xiam Pu. Ukyo, who I had thought was a boy, when not in drag is a real fox, but she needs her battle spatula shoved up her pussy. She has no respect for her superiors whatsoever. Xiam Pu is another looker, shes got great knockers, but shes got her head screwed on backwards. She thinks that men should take orders from women, when its supposed to be the other way around. In addition to my fiancés there are Akanes older sisters, Nabiki and Kasumi. Nabiki, the Ice Queen of Furinken, needs a good ass raping. Shes constantly selling pictures of my girl side and extorting money from me. Kasumi on the other hand is so oblivious that she wouldnt notice if the house collapsed around her fucking ears. If she would try she could probably stop the whole mess, but she doesnt know her place enough to tell her sisters to treat their betters with more respect. How I would love to teach them all a lesson about how to treat their betters, but I have to keep my promise to Pops.
Ranma closes his journal and packs it back up before heading into his tent for some sleep. The next morning Ranma makes himself breakfast before starting his swim across the Sea of Japan. Once he arrives in China he decides to rest up for the next day. He again pulls out his journal and writes in it.
Training Journey 2 Day 2
Even without the sluts I still have several rivals to deal with. The easiest to get rid of is the Kunos, Kodachi and Tatewaki. All Id really have to do is get them sent to an insane asylum, not that hard considering everyone in Narima knows their loony. Ryoga, Mouse, and Pops would be slightly harder. With Ryoga all Id have to do is provide him with some Naniichuan and tell him that in order to get it he has to leave me alone. Moose would work pretty much the same way, some Naniichuan and a little convincing and hes out of my hair for good. With Pops I also provide Naniichuan and tell him that Ive tried it his way, and it doesnt work. Hopefully I can pick up the Naniichuan when I reach Jusendo tomorrow and finally cure my damn curse.
Ranma sighs as he shuts his journal and once again packs it away. He stretches for a few minutes before doing some katas and practicing the Katchuu Tenshin Amaguriken. After a few hours of practice he climbs into his tent and falls asleep.
The next morning he packs up his tent and sleeping gear and heads carefully towards Jusendo. Hes on constant lookout for any sign of the Musk, the Amazons, or the Phoenix people. After several hours of traveling he finally reaches Jusenkyo, the Valley of Cursed Springs. He carefully makes his way to the guides little hut, making sure not to fall into one of the many springs dotting the area.
Ah, young mister customer has returned. States the elderly guide.
Yeah, listen, I was wondering if I could get four bottles of Naniichuan. Ranma enquires.
I be honored to get you bottles young customer, Jusenkyo must mean for you to be cured now, or would not allow young customer back. replies the Jusenkyo Guide.
Thanks you sir. Ranma formally replies.
The guide takes four bottles from Ranma and carefully goes to Naniichuan where he fills all four. Once all four are filled the guide carefully puts stoppers in the top of each bottles and heads back to where Ranma is standing. He hands all four bottles to Ranma who puts three of them carefully inside his backpack and opens one. He pours the entire contents of the bottle on himself.
Finally I am free of that curse. Ranma elates, Would you mind if I stayed the night here?
No, young mister customer would honor this guide if he stayed for the night. replies the guide.
So Ranma and the Jusenkyo guide head into the house and drink tea while chatting about Jusenkyo and its many springs. After a few hours both Ranma and the guide retire for the night. The next morning they have a quick breakfast before Ranma heads off once again. Ranma travels for several hours before stopping for the night about 20 miles away from Phoenix mountain. He sets up camp and builds a fire. He spends about an hour practicing his Art before sitting down on a convenient log and pulling out the leather bound journal.
Training Journey 2 Day 3
Well, I am almost there. I should reach Korins Tower tomorrow evening. I understand that the top is almost ten miles up, and that the water is about halfway up. I have finally cured myself of my curse and have enough water to cure Ryoga, Mouse, and Pops, provided they agree with my demands. For some reason Ive been getting strange feelings from people around me since saving that slut Akane from the Phoenix god Saffron. It almost seems like Im sensing their emotions and thoughts, but that is impossible. Oh well, it doesnt seem to be harmful so Ill ignore it for now.
With that final thought on paper Ranma repacks his journal and goes to sleep inside his tent. The next morning he wakes feeling refreshed and happy. He starts running farther from Phoenix mountain and at about half way through the day sees Korins Tower is about 50 miles away. He speeds up and gets to the base in about 3 hours. He decides that he had better rest for the night before heading up for the Sacred Water.
End prologue
Well, this is my first official fanfic that I am posting. I hope you like it. I dont know a whole lot about Dragon Ball so Im relying on information Im getting from a friend. Please keep in mind that this world is not the one in which the Dragon Ball series takes place in so Korins Tower is not necessarily in the same place. Im trying to make this fic be a case of Ranma gets revenge on the girls, but at the same time have him not be the bad guy. I know that most people would say that Ranma wouldnt get revenge in the manner Im going to have him get it in, but I ask you to remember 2 things; first, Genma and Nodoka have a Dom/sub relationship, and Ranma is used to seeing women as slaves to men. Second, Ranma is way too nice in the anime series, the way I figure it is that there has got to be a reason for it, and this is my explanation. For those of you wondering about the title and the allusion I used in the last journal entry, they never said what if any affect Jusendos water had on him, and hes the first normal human to have been in both the hot and cold water. I also welcome people MSTing this Prologue and the chapters that will follow. I am planning on eventually making this crossover with Sailor Moon mostly so that Setsuna learns that some prophecies are self fulfilling. Well, thats all I have to say for now, Lemon Otaku signing off...