Neko Love 15. Gimme some loving!

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Author’s note: Hello anyone still there? Sorry for the BIG delay.....

Time for some Neko loving! Lemons and some very strange scenes coming up.

Chapter 15

In the small area of Tokyo known as Nerima high pitched screams could be heard. A small bouncing figure was running down the street followed by a horde of women.

The horde where shouting abuse and pervert at the little man. He was of course Happosai, the Master of the Anything goes martial art. His bag contained all the undergarments of the pursuing females.

“Sweeto!” Happi called out as the women continued their chase. He loved it when they got annoyed at him. It just gave him more female energy to leech off. He turned round to blow them all a kiss. When he went back to looking where he was going, he ran straight into a cane.

“Ah I see you’re doing well Happi.” A familiar voice said.

“Cologne, what do you want?” Happosai moaned. “Can’t you see I’m busy?”

“This is an urgent matter.” Cologne said.

The women had now caught up to their intended target. Happosai was ready to jump out of the way but something pinned him down. He looked to see Cologne’s staff on his foot.

“Now play fair you old.....” Happi said but he was mobbed by the women that had been chasing him. They quickly piled in kicking and punching the old man.

“You lecherous creep!”

“Give us back our panties!”

“Pervert!”

The women left with the bag and a very bruised Happosai.

“Oh...happy day.” Happi groaned. “One of them _touched_ me!”

Cologne made a face, repelled at his lecherous behaviour. “Listen to me you old fool.” She said. “Your students need your help.”

“My beloved Akane and Ranma-Chan?” The old dwarf said sitting up and taking out his pipe. “How could they need my help?”

“Have you ever heard of the Neko-Ken?” Cologne asked.

Happosai nodded smiling at some distant memories.

“Do you ever remember a time when someone was in the Neko-Ken and decided to mate?”

Happosai chuckled he was liking this conversation. “One of the happiest moments of my life watching a Monk try to rape his shrine maidens. The scrolls where buried after that, shame really.....I wish I had found them.”

“What would you do if I told you Ranma knew the Neko-Ken?”

“What kind of idiot would teach him that?” Happosai asked.

“One of your pupils.” Cologne growled. “Genma taught the boy and now Akane knows it through hypnotism.”

“Two mating Neko’s!” He said his pipe nearly dropping out of his mouth.

“Yes and you have to help me stop them?”

“Why would I do that you old bag?” Happi spat. “The Neko-Ken isn’t called an unstoppable move for nothin’”

“Because if Ranma does have sex with Akane he will marry her.”

“Ain’t my problem.” Happosai huffed.

“I want Ranma to marry my Shampoo.” Cologne hissed. “And if Ranma marries Shampoo you as his martial art Master would become an official member of the Tribe. I as a fellow Elder would give you rights to go panty raiding in the village every day.”

“Amazons....” Happosai was beginning to drool.

Cologne winced, she was starting to have second thoughts. “Yes, a whole Amazon tribe for you to panty raid everyday.”

Blood began seeping out of Happosai’s nose.

“I’ll take that as a yes.” Cologne said, shaking his hand solidifying the deal.

*****

In the Nekohanten a white duck had escaped his basket prison. It stumbled and flapped around desperate to find some hot water. He had to save his Shampoo from the horrors that was the Neko mating. He had heard most of what Cologne had been shouting during the battle. He was now really concerned that it had all gone silent.

Mousse waddled into the kitchen where a pot of hot water was still on the stove. A naked and slightly scolded young man landed on the floor.

“I shall find you Shampoo.” He vowed. “This Neko madness must end...”

*****

Meanwhile the two Neko’s were getting incredibly cosy in an alleyway. Most of their clothes had been shredded and they were partially naked. People were running screaming from the yowling noises. To some they sounded like demons, and from recent Nerima experience’s few of them where willing to risk being wrong.

Neko-Akane mewed at her Ranma. The alleyway wasn’t the ideal spot for them. It was daytime and far too many people. Especially when they were screaming with fear. As if understanding her Neko-Ranma turned to lead her away. They would find a secluded spot. They had to mate. It was calling to both of them. Akane wouldn’t be fertile for much longer.

The pair of them ran down the street and finally found a large open ground. The house in the centre of the ground looked like a perfect shelter. They made their way into an open window and they found themselves in a quiet room.

“Meowrrrr.” Neko-Akane mewed lifting up her hind quarters to Ranma. He came up behind her and licked down her slit like last time. Akane purred and lifted her back to give Ranma better access. She was already moist and was waiting for him. He pawed at her back to try and get himself in position.

It was all instinctive what happened next. The tip of Ranma’s manhood rested in the folds, slowly pushing his way in. Some part of Ranma knew not to rush straight in. Neko-Akane hissed and mewed loudly at the pain. Neko-Ranma bit the back of her neck to keep her pinned. Neko-Akane kept up with the loud cat screams. Mostly in pleasure as she Ranma entering her from behind. Positioned as he was Ranma couldn’t get very deep. It was enough to break her virgin seal. A trickle of blood ran down his shaft.

The two cats moved together backing up near a wall. They were too busy to notice the switch on the floor that they had trodden on. A faint purple gas escaped from some holes in the wall.

“Mewrrrr?” Ranma mewed sniffing the air, He didn’t like the smell, neither did Akane.. They uncoupled from each other and stood with arched backs. The smell reminded them both of Kodachi but their feline minds couldn’t connect that with knock out gas.

The two kittens dropped into a deep sleep. Unaware of the danger that they were now in.

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Next-door in the adjacent room. A kendo team where watching their upperclass man practice. Only he wasn’t doing any traditional moves. The form seemed more free and improvised. The students stood around amazed at the change of style adding their comments.

“Dull.” One of them sighed as he watched his leader Kuno Takewaki perform a small uppercut he’d seen earlier

“Cool...” Another said as Kuno did a somersault and slash with his blade.

“Bravo!”

Awesome!”

Superb!”

Kuno finished the exercise standing on top of the

Sasuke ran into the room alarmed. “Master!”

“Not now!” Kuno sneered. “I am busy getting ready to fight the evil Neko demon that is Ranma Saotome. His fiendish claws have even infected my beloved Akane Tendo. I should have realised what this vile sorcerer was when I first met him. A werecat, vampire and most certainly demon all in one. As he is not human it will be my duty to kill the monster before he infects every young maiden in Nerima.”

The ninja servant bowed while listening to Kuno’s long speech. “But master.” He whispered. “Two creatures have entered your sister’s training room.”

“Then deal with these creatures.” Kuno growled. Annoyed that his precious training time was being interrupted by such trivial matters.

“These creatures are Ranma Saotome and Akane Tendo....” Sasuke finally revealed. “The seem under some form of possession.”

At the mention of the two keywords, Ranma and Akane, Kuno was out of the door running to his sister’s training room.

“Is it possible.” Kuno said to himself as he ran. “Have the gods delivered the two beings that I seek. One for a date and the other for destruction. Could fate be so fortunate?”

He flew open the doors to his Kodachi’s training room his sword at the ready. There in the middle of the floor lay his two targets.

The demon Ranma Saotome and the tigress Akane Tendo.

“Oh what joy!” Kuno exclaimed. “At last all my hard training shall pay off!” The new demon hunter strode forward determined to make his home a safer place.

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Mousse in his desperate search for Shampoo had reached the rooftops. It was the best way in Nerima to see anybody, He spotted a pile of bodies and ran towards them. He examined each one carefully. They were all female.

“Oh my Shampoo!” He exclaimed as he glomped one of the females.

“Oh, hohohoho!” She murmured back, still in deep sleep.

Mousse quickly dropped Kodachi back to the roof. He picked up the next one in his amorous embrace.

“Shampoo I have come to rescue you from the Neko madness!”

“Bad Ranma, leave Akane alone..”

“You are not my Shampoo!” Mousse huffed as he dropped Ukyo on top of Kodachi. The last person he picked up was indeed Shampoo.

“Ranma marry Shampoo....” She sleepily said.

“Oh my Shampoo...” Mousse sighed as he hugged her unconscious body. “I shall take you away from all this madness!”

He ran onwards with Shampoo limply hanging in his arms. To somewhere he would consider safe for the love of his life.

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Kuno advanced on the sleeping teenagers. He held his sword up high, he had to kill them it was the only way to release Akane Tendo from the cat spirit that had possessed her. He charged down a killer strike only to have it deflected.

“Who dares...?” Kuno hissed. “It is my right to free the beauteous Akane Tendo!”

“I think you’ll find it is I that shall free her from Ranma.” An old female said.

“Oh boy, Akane’s nakie!” An old man exclaimed.

“Hag!” Kuno yelled, ignoring the old pervert. “Stay out of my way! I must kill the demons and I believe YOU to be the grandmother of them all!”

“That’s great-grandmother.” Cologne sneered. “But just try and take me on.” Cologne stood up high on her stick and made a ‘come-on’ little gesture to Kuno.

“How dare you challenge me in my home ground!” Kuno roared and bounded forward, aiming to slice up the old Chinese woman. But faster than a blink of an eye he was kicked onto the wall where a trap caught him.

“You were no challenge.” Cologne cackled.

“So where are we taking the lovely Akane and the boy.” Happosai sad rubbing his hands together.

“I am taking care of Akane Tendo, YOU take Ranma to the restaurant and no changing him into a girl, he still might be in the Neko state. Covering him in cold water might wake him up.”

“Can’t I have any fun?” Happi moaned.

“Perhaps later with some Amazons.” Colgone growled, she knew she had made a deal with a devil. She would probably regret it later but for now she had plans for Shampoo and Ranma. Now she had to keep Akane out of the way.

“Sweeto!” Happosai beamed. He picked up the unconscious Ranma and bounced out the window.

Cologne turned to her audience of Kuno’s Kendo team.

“Now boys, I know I’m so good looking your speechless but really!” She laughed carrying Akane out the other window.

A small bomb landed from Happosai’s side.

“Here’s a present for you!” Happi cackled. The boys ran out the room as it exploded.

“Can you believe that!” One of them gasped.

“Yeah, Akane was naked!” The other boy agreed.

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Author’s Note: So Ranma and Akane actually did it! It was short and sweet but will they remember?

So hopefully my big sister who is the most wonderful person in the world..*nudge nudge* Shall let me write up the next chapter on her computer, while I save up the pennies to buy myself a new PC, or maybe a laptop.