Neko Love 4. Cat House

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Before I go any further type note: This is an R rated fic. So I feel obligated to warn you I won’t hold back with some words that others might consider dirty. I edited Chapter 3 because someone complained. If there is anything else that might improve the story don’t hesitate to tell me. Just have a valid reasoning. Anyway thanks for the reviews so far even the critical ones have been good!

Chapter 4

Akane tried running fast to keep her distance from Ranma. He was keeping close as usual. *Does he think I’m so weak I can’t take care of myself?* Akane fumed. She glanced up to where Ranma was running on the fence. She didn’t notice the rubbish on the ground and tripped up.

“Watch yourself, you klutz!” Ranma shouted as he jumped down to grab her.

“I would have rolled with the fall!” Akane snapped. “Stop saving me, I’m not weak!” She punched Ranma in the chest and he let go of her.

“I never said you were weak, you’ve got the strength of a gorilla.” Ranma said. They arrived at the Tendo Dojo, Ranma was still insulting Akane as the entered. The girl was fuming and didn’t notice what she had walked into. She only saw the pale demeanour Ranma had got.

“What’s wrong?” Akane snarled. “I was only going to hit you. It’s not like there’s a cat here.”

“C..C..CATS!” Ranma screamed. Akane turned to where he was staring. At least ten felines were looking at them expectantly. The outside door slammed shut and the pair were stuck in the house full of cats. Ranma made a break for it upstairs. Akane growled, this wasn’t Nabiki’s style, especially when she had a video promised. It wasn’t her father either, it would have been less subtle.

*Who would do this?* She wondered. She went to the front door. It was being kept shut with a broom.

“CAT!!!” Ranma screamed upstairs. Akane clenched her fists. She had to get Ranma out of here. She run dodging small kittens and up the stairs.

“Ranma the window!” Akane screamed in the hallway. There wasn’t an answer. She felt something brush up against her. Akane froze but it was just another cat. “Ranma?”

“CATS!!” Ranma squealed it was coming from the bathroom.

“Stop sounding like a girl!” Akane yelled. “Let me in!” The door cracked open and Akane dashed in and slammed the door shut. Ranma was leaning against the wall his knees into his chest. He was crying and trying to hide it.

“Are you okay?” Akane asked.

“I’m not going to turn.” He said. “I’m trying, I don’t want to hurt you again.”

“You idiot, you were a girl!” Akane snapped. “You didn’t hurt me!”

Ranma looked up at her. “So what happened?”

“You tried to do what a male cat would... but there wasn’t the...um...” Akane fell silent she hoped she’d said enough for him to understand. She couldn’t help but add. “I thought you got that! How thick are you?”

“As thick as your thighs.” Ranma said without thinking. Akane’s anger took over and she smashed Ranma back out the door. All the cats had accumulated outside. Ranma landed face first into the balls of fur.

“YYYEEEEOOOOWWWWRRRrrrrr.” He yelled but it ended in a small. ‘Rrrrrowwrrr.” There were sounds of hissing and cat fighting. The animals fled the Tendo home, scared for their lives. Akane grabbed a bucket of cold water. She was ready for him. His head appeared through the man-size hole.

“Prowrr?” It was the same call as last night. Akane didn’t pause she splashed him. His black hair turned red.

“Prowrr?” She still chirped at her mate.

“Oh no not again!” Akane gasped. She waited as Ranma entered the bathroom. She made a run for it. The sudden movement scared Ranma and she jumped out of his way. His mate was scared of him? She padded after her. Whatever had scared her mate would have to deal with Neko-Ranma.

“Mworww?” She called out. She faintly sniffed the air. She was still in heat but she was cross with him. Neko-Ranma decided to butter her up, she started murmuring. Akane paused with a chair above her head. Ranma wasn’t doing the same actions as last night.

*Maybe I can calm him down. I just have to make sure I don’t land on the ground with my hips in the air.*

“Here kitty kitty.” Akane called. Ranma was still making soft mewing noises. *I think Ranma’s trying to calm me down?* Akane sat down on her knees and motioned towards Ranma. The red head rubbed up against Akane’s face. This made the real girl smiled, this was what she liked about Neko-Ranma. Less insults more warmth.

“You’re a good kitty aren’t you Ranma.” She said as she stroked her fiancées head. Some perverted thoughts entered Akane’s mind and she tried to shake them away. *Ranma won’t remember this, just let him/her do it to you.* Akane frowned and tried not to listen. *Nabiki won’t be back till later, you can risk letting the girl mount you again. It was really nice remember.* Ranma kept rubbing up against Akane, he could tell she was calming down. Maybe he will get lucky.

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Downstairs Kasumi was shooing the last of the cats out of the house. She smiled as she heard the mewing and purring upstairs. *Now Ranma will show Akane how much he loves her.* She sighed as she thought of the cute cuddling that he would be giving Akane at the moment. Her plan was simple, Akane and Ranma came home first. Just let them walk into a house full of cats and let nature take its course. Kasumi frowned as she heard the front door being opened. Her father and Uncle Genma weren’t due home from the shopping trip yet. She had sent them off for alcohol, which would take a long time, as they usually drank their purchases on the way home.

Nabiki entered carrying the broom that had jammed the front door. “What are you up to sister?” Nabiki asked, the strange words seemed alien. *Isn’t it Kasumi that asks ME that?*

“I don’t know what you mean.” Kasumi said shrugging and smiling. She was oblivious to the strange role reversal that had occured.

Nabiki narrowed her eyes. “You may deceive our deluded father and guests but not me.”

“I have the dinner to prepare... oh my.”

“Oh my, my ass Kasumi what have you done?” Nabiki closed in on her eldest sister and blocked her exit.

“Meowrrr?”, was heard upstairs. Nabiki smiled as she quickly understood.

“From the smell and the high population of cats running away from here, I guess you’ve been trying to get Akane and Ranma together.”

“Ranma always shows his true self to Akane when he’s in the Neko-Ken.” Kasumi explained.

“Yeah, his true perverted self.” Nabiki agreed.

“He’s a sweet innocent kitty!” Kasumi cried.

“He sees Akane as his mate. Last night Akane was almost raped by the sweet innocent kitty!” Nabiki said smiling at how white Kasumi had turned. “Lucky for Akane, Ranma was in his girl form or else we would be aunts by now.”

“Oh my!” Kasumi grabbed the broom from Nabiki and bolted up the stairs.

“Oh this should be good!” Nabiki said quickly following her sister. A camera appeared from her bag. As they reached the top of the stairs they saw Ranma had mounted Akane. He was biting her neck again and Akane was screaming.

Kasumi charged in with her broom. Ranma dodged the blow and swiped her claws at it. The wooden object fell into three pieces. Kasumi picked up a stick and the brush part. Her attacks were mere flapping and there wasn’t any force to them.

“Shoo bad kitty!” Kasumi yelled.

“Kasumi it’s okay, it’s the only way to calm him down!” Akane said to her sister.

“Kasumi acting violent and Akane calm and understanding!” Nabiki chuckled as she snapped away. “I say we have body swappers in our midst.”

Akane stood up and ran to her room. “Ranma over here!”

Ranma turned and flipped out of the way of Kasumi’s hits. He heard Akane calling him and ran to her. He didn’t want to lash out at the food provider but she was pushing him. Ranma made a few hisses and spitting noises warning her. Kasumi kept rushing him. Nabiki kept snapping the pictures.

“Just let me calm him down!” Akane yelled. “What’s got into you Kasumi?”

Kasumi paused in her onslaught. “He’s taking advantage of you!” She picked up her slipper and chucked it at Ranma, it bounced off his head. *It was all my fault!*

“I think you need lumberjack boots for effect.” Nabiki said.

“Nabiki you’re not helping!” Akane shouted.

“I can’t believe I thought it was all innocent!” Kasumi said. Ranma had reached Akane and the small girl had curled around Akane protecting her.

Kasumi paused as Ranma swiped her last weapons out of her hand.

“I think you better give up.” Nabiki said, worried for her sister now. “Akane will Ranma calm down if you (ahem) let her do that?”

“Nabiki!” Both Akane and Kasumi yelled at the middle sister.

“Well the usual way isn’t working.” Nabiki shrugged. “I suspect you’ve already splashed Ranma.”

“Yess.” Akane hissed. “He hasn’t turned back, I think it’s because I’m ovulating.”

“But we’re all ovulating here, we live in the same house.” Nabiki said watching how Ranma was sniffing at the both of them.

“I’ve seen a documentary.” Kasumi said. “That cats mate with as many different partners as possible.” The oldest girl started backing away. “I do have a lot of house hold duties to perform.”

“Yeah, little sis’ I think it’s best if YOU calm him... um ...her down.” Nabiki said giggling nervously. She took one last snap of Neko-Ranma curled around Akane’s legs and calmly backed away.

“Well Ranma, what shall we do now?” Akane asked. She looked down to see Ranma licking herself. “I must be a huge pervert, but I like you when you’re a cat.” She bent down towards Ranma and patted her head. Ranma began purring and rubbed up against Akane’s head. The young girl tried to rub her own head back. She giggled and felt loved for a little bit. *Neko-Ranma loves me, I just wish Ranma could.* Akane scrunched up her face as Ranma began cleaning her.

“Ew..” She squealed but stayed still for him. He was softly mewing again, trying to keep her calm. “You’re a good kitty.” Akane said softly as she patted his head. Ranma had curled down on the ground in front of her. Akane smiled as she played with his pigtail. *I really think I’m falling for you. I shouldn’t you’re a jerk and more messed up than I am, but I really think I love you.* She sighed as Ranma snuggled into her chest purring. He wasn’t looking too amorous. He seemed more content in cuddling. The purring slowly turned into a groan and Akane stopped looking so happy. She changed her face to anger and hoped Ranma wouldn’t notice the small disappointed moan that had escaped her lips.

Ranma-Chan shot up from Akane’s breasts like as if she was set on fire. “What did I do?” She squeaked.

“You got Kasumi mad.” Akane said. “And you bit me again!” Akane pointed to the new mark on her neck. She hit her head but it seemed to lack force.

“Kasumi.. mad? Another bite?” Ranma tried to digest the information. “Did I, did I ...mount you again?”

“Yes.” Akane said her face cold. *Okay I LET you, but I’m not going to tell you that.*

“I’m sorry Akane, but do you know who did that thing with the ... felines?”

“I don’t know but I have an idea.” Akane said as she remembered the broom.

“Care to tell me ya uncute tomboy?”

“No.” Akane snarled. “I might be wrong.” *And I don’t want you find out it was the one person you still trust.*

“Oh so you’re admitting you can be wrong sometimes?” Ranma said. Her cheeks were red and she was trying not to think about what she and Akane had been doing. She noticed her face was all wet.

“What happened to your face?” Ranma-Chan asked pointing at her spit covered cheeks.

“Do you really want to know?” Akane said with a slight cheeky smile.

*What’s that smile for?* “Yeah of course.”

“Because...” Akane got close to him the same cheekiness on her face. “... you licked me like I was your mate.”

Ranma fell backwards to avoid Akane getting so close. “Ack!” Ranma choked. *MATE?*

“I think I might need a real bath, I’m all sticky.”

“Ugh!” Ranma rolled over, pain in his guts. *I licked her, I got away with licking her?*

“Don’t look so disgusted Ranma it’s what mates do to one another.” Akane smiled, this was good torture. If the thought of her made him sick then she could keep this dishing out. “In fact I promised Nabiki a replacement film for the real one of last night.”

“A film?” Ranma said. “I’m sure Nabiki’s got it all worked out.” Akane said. “She said we’d get all cosy.” *Squirm Ranma, squirm until you die!*

Ranma was squirming. *Me and Akane, cosy? I have to get close to her? I’ll die of embarrassment!*

“In fact why don’t we go and tell her the stars are ready for their close up?” Akane said. The look of pure horror on Ranma’s face was making Akane angry. *Am I that much a turn off? I really do prefer your cat side. At least it likes me.*

“Let’s go Ranma-Chan your punishment awaits.” Akane growled dragging the petrified girl to her mercenary sister.

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Author’s Note: Yes cliffhanger... sorry. I can’t help it I’m evil. Kasumi is a bit out of character but I think she felt guilty for letting all those cats in the house. Next chapter Nabiki’s film ‘Forbidden Love’ is being filmed.

What shall happen? Only I know...evil lol.