Never buy the Unknown Lemon warning, of course that way you know that it's something dirty, twisted and sick and what you want to read or not read depending on your likes and dislikes. Just remember though that flaming me will bring bad luck upon your head while praising me will bring good luck and many naked horny women. (Ok maybe not but it's worth a try.) AC.Mystical@verizon.net Chapter one Akane gets it. Kasumi walked down the crowded sidewalk looking at all the passing merchandise for sale by the vendors, the day was warm and pleasant, and the sky was a sparkling blue with no clouds in the sky. Kasumi stopped to examine some gold jewelry when a voice spoke up from her left. "Oh pretty laaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyy!" Kasumi ignored the voice as she started moving to the next display. "Oh pretty laaaaadyyyyyyyyyyy!" The voice was louder this time. Kasumi looked around to see what pretty lady was being addressed when she noticed the short bald man with a spare tire around his waist and a small goatee. The man was hardly worth noticed by a homely lady let alone a pretty one. "Hello Pretty lady!" The man said to Kasumi who looked startled. "Ooh, are you talking to me?" Kasumi asked surprised. *Just my luck to find one whose pretty but lacking anything upstairs.* "Yes, I have a spice that is beyond compare, this spice will make any dish the most memorable dish you have ever made, this spice will turn ordinary food into the most exotic, most unbelievable food you ever had!" The small old man held up a large plastic container with a green cap, the label was worn and peeling. "What kind is it?" Kasumi asked. "This is very special spice, no mere name can do justice to this spice; once you've tried this you'll never use another spice again!" "Oh my, it must be really good, do you guarantee it will be the best and how much is it?" Kasumi asked while thinking of her lack of money in her purse. "Of course I guarantee it; it'll give your food orgasmic flavor." *And then some.* "The cost is so little, so unbelievably great and so well worth it, for a mere one hundred dollars, this most potent, most fabulous spice can be all yours." Kasumi's eyes bugged out for a moment as she tried to speak. Once she found her voice she was very apologetic. "I'm so sorry I wasted your time, there isn't anyway I can afford a spice that expensive!" Kasumi turned to go when the man shouted to her. "Wait, wait, I can cut you a deal, you try this if it's not everything I said it is then you can have my whole stock of spice." "I'm sorry but I don't have that much money!" Kasumi smiled sweetly before trying to leave again. "Wait pretty lady, since it's my last bottle, I let you have it for a mere five dollars." *mainly because I'm starving and don't want my ass fucked again!* Kasumi looked thoughtful then looked in her purse pulling out the appropriate amount of money to hand the man, who thrust the bottle into her hand as he eagerly ran off toward the Nekohanten, thinking of one thing. *I am NEVER going to experiment with spices again, I know better now, I'll be lucky if my butt is ever the same again!* Kasumi watched the man run off as she slipped the bottle into her shopping basket, then finished her daily shopping and headed home, forgetting about her new spice as she watched some children playing in the play ground. Kasumi arrived home with her groceries a pleasant smile on her cute face as she entered the house to see her father and his best friend Genma playing a game and for once not cheating mainly because they both had video cameras aimed at each other. Kasumi walked into the kitchen placing everything into the cupboards and fridge while humming her happy song to herself. Nabiki walked into the kitchen looking at her older sister. "Hey sis, I have two tickets to a concert tonight, want to come with me?" Kasumi turned around her face showing her surprise. "I'd love to go, but why didn't you ask Akane?" "Its country western, you know she doesn't like it!" Nabiki smiled pleasantly. "I'll be glad to go, I love country western!" Kasumi placed her new spice in the cupboard instead of using it for tonight's meal. "Great, I'm ready to go we'll tell dad so he and uncle Genma can get their own food." Kasumi nodded in agreement as the walked to the living room. "Were going out, father you'll need to get your own food tonight!" Kasumi and Nabiki left quickly before either man could protest. Genma and Soun looked at each other before jumping up and running out of the front door. "I bet we could get free food from those girls chasing after your son!" Soun panted as they ran toward the business district. Just then a storm of black rose petals rain down on their heads causing both men to stop dead in their tracks. "Kodachi?" Genma asked out loud just as the girl jumped from a street light laughing insanely. "I heard what you two men said about getting free food, your going to use your son to satisfy your hunger pains. I can not allow you to do this!" Both men looked at her incredulously, before Genma winked confidentially to Soun who nodded agreement. Kodachi never noticed the exchanged between the two men as she talked on. "I mean, I can not let you use the other girls simple and most common food when I have the most exotic foods from around the world to appease the hunger pains in two darling fathers, who only want the best for Ranma!" Both men were drooling over her words as they followed behind her in a docile zombie like manner. Kodachi watched them as she lead them into her house and snapped her fingers. "Bring in the food I had prepared for my dearest Ranma, while I talk to these two gentlemen about arranging a more permanent deal between us." Kodachi sat down beside the two men her eyes narrow in concentration. *Ranma will be mine, some how he'll be mine before this night is over!* Inside the Tendo dojo, Ranma walked down the stairs as he heard the commotion downstairs. *Looks like they all left, I guess I'll go get something to eat!" Ranma walked out the door heading to a safe restaurant. "Hot dogs and coffee gotta be safer then other places!" Ranma walked into the small place sitting on a stool. Ranma kept the poor middle age waitress busy bringing him hot dogs as he tried to appease his hunger. Ranma then noticed Ryoga walking by looking lost as always. Ranma left his money to follow after his part time friend. The two started their normal routine of battling and causing property damage the neighbors' were too scared to report. Akane arrived home from the movies with her friends from school, a smell of salty popcorn in her hair from a clumsy guy spilling it over the group of cute girls, sitting in front of him. "I'm home!" Akane yelled to announce her arrival as she walked into the living room. Akane looked around to see the house empty of people and a small note left on the fridge. [Gone to concert prepare your own food.] "Well that's no problem, I'll be glad to cook for the family!" Akane started taking out some pots and pans and turning on the heat on the stove. Akane then grabbed some meat, vegetables and some noodles. "Hmmm, I think I'll try that new dish we did in cooking class at school. Akane started the water boiling while cutting the veggies and meat. Akane placed them in a skillet to let the meat simmer while the veggies steamed in a double boiler. Akane grabbed a couple of handfuls of noodles and dropped them into the pot. Akane gave them a quick stir, and then heading toward the cupboard for some spices. "Let's see I only need a few....." Akane looked at all the different spices in the small cupboard before grabbing a few down. "I can't read this one, the labels all worn off and starting to peel?" Akane open it up and gave it a small sniff. "It smells really good, it must be one Kasumi uses a lot in her food." Akane brought over her spices then started to add some to her meat, then to her vegetables. Akane noticed a small bit of the unknown spice sprinkling into the noodles. "It shouldn't hurt to much not with all that water." Akane didn't worry about it as she turned away from it for a moment. The pot of hot water with the noodles boiled up very high a few puffs of steam leaving the pot; Akane never noticed as she was busy finish cooking her food then adding the vegetable to her meat stirring them together. Akane then placed her meat and vegetables in another bowl, bringing it over to the sink. Akane drained her noodle ignoring the way it seems to reach for her. "Dumb water just about spilled it over me, I'm glad it didn't; I hate getting burned." Akane gave the colander a few shakes to drain the last of the water from her noodles. Akane added the noodles into the bowl with her meat and veggies. Akane stirred the noodles into the meat and veggies together while adding some butter. Akane smelled in the aroma and sighed happily. "I think this dish worked out just great." Akane walked over to the table when she noticed a noodle wrapped around her wrist. "Huh, how'd that happen?" Akane looked curiously at the noodle then blinked several times rapidly. "Ok, I didn't see that noodle move; I must be hungry or tired, maybe both....." Akane's eyes widen as she noticed the noodle moving farther along her soft arms, toward her head. "Oh man, it is moving, but how?" Akane dropped the bowl onto the table when she noticed the noodle moving down over the rim of the bowl to the floor then crawling up around her socks and moving slowly upward. "Ok this has gotta be some kinda crazy dream, food just doesn't move like this!" Akane tried pulling the noodle off and found it tightening around her arms as the noodle moved into her shirt causing her to gasp in shock. "What kinda noodle is this, the perverted thing?" Akane reached into her shirt tugging hard on the offending noodle which was eagerly wrapping around her soft breasts. "Oh god, I would be home alone with some sick noodle playing with my boobs!" Akane continued to pull on the noodle finding it tightening even more painfully around her breast as she pulled on it. "This, is getting painful, what can I do?" Akane whispered as the noodle suddenly pulled her feet out from under her causing her to fall hard to the ground. "OUCH, that hurt you know!" Akane growled at the noodle as she realized the noodle was poking around at her panties. "HEY let's not get personal down there!" Akane's eyes widen as the noodle rubbed gently over her soft silk pink panties against her nether lips. Akane tried again to tug on the noodle as it gripped her tighter then before, breathing hard from the physical exertion of the fight with the noodle. Akane noticed another noodle stroking her hair like a lover on the romance movies would do with the heroine. Akane felt another noodle caressing her thighs while another tugged on her panties, trying to pull them toward her feet. Akane realized several other noodles were tugging on her black skirt pulling it down with her panties, while others where pulling her pink shirt up over her head another was pulling her bra up with her shirt. "Hey stop it, leave my panties alone! Quite undressing me, let go of my bra!" Akane screamed as she tried to reach the panties to pull them back up as the noodle continued to pull them down toward her ankles. Akane felt her head jerked upward as the noodle managed to yank her shirt and bra up ward pulling her face up too. "Hey stop you'll rip my clothes!" Akane's head bobbed as her shirt came loose suddenly leaving her stunned by the effort the noodles were putting into this. Akane looked down to see that she was completely naked now her panties and skirt down around her ankles, her shirt and bra left on the floor a few feet away from her. With her panties out of the way the noodle caressed her nether lips gently while slipping a small portion in between her soft well trim pussy lips. "Ooooh it's oh no, it's ooooohhh..." Akane cried as the noodle started rubbing back and forth against her clit. "I can't believe this noodle's raping me!" Akane then noticed another noodle at her face caressing her cheeks then pushing against her soft full lips. "Oh no you do...." Akane couldn't finish as the noodle pushed into her mouth beating back and forth causing her to gag a bit as the noodle went deep into her throat. *At least it taste good!* Akane thought as she struggled some more realizing the noodle was tightening it's grip on her wrist, waist and legs, which she noticed had been slowly moving apart from each other. *What do I do now? It's too painful when I struggle, but if I don't it'll...." Akane left that thought unfinished as she tried to relax and just let the noodle creature finish what it was doing. *It's not really cheating since its food and I'm alone right...right?* Akane thoughts tried to mollify her as she noticed another noodle moving onto her ass petting her soft cheeks with fast swift motions then slow motions. *I can't believe that feels so good, I gotta do this with Ranma!* Akane found a soft moan leaving her as the noodle continue to rub its self over her ass and her pussy then slowly it entered into her cunt slowly moving back and forth as Akane laid wide eyed. *I can't believe it, this noodle in my ......my....gulp pussy.* Akane thought as she tried to relax more. *How can a person relax when a noodle is pumping back and forth in the mouth?* Akane thought as she tried to use her tongue to push the noodle out. The noodle slowly gave way and slipped from her mouth. Akane gasped for breath as the noodle moved toward her breast caressing her nipples gently. Akane moaned softly as the noodle seemed very good at moving around her body bringing a wet tingle to her skin. Akane then noticed the noodle that had slowly moved into her pussy was growing larger in size; from a flat noodle to a thick round noodle its motion moving more sure with in her body, going just deep enough to give her pleasure with out causing pain. Akane moaned gently as she found her self enjoying the feelings the noodle was giving her inside her pussy. Akane started moving her hips upward enjoying the noodles thickness moving in her. Akane gripped a noodle tightly as she held onto it her hips moving upward faster trying to will the noodle to beat her harder. Akane groan even louder as the noodle started to move faster seeming to know what she wanted. Akane orgasm started to build even more as she found her body getting wetter and wetter. Akane kept beating her hips upward willing the food to go in deeper and even harder. Akane moaned louder then ever, almost screaming as she felt her body go over the edge and cum hard over the noodle coating it with her sweet honey. *I hope no one comes home and sees this they'll think I'm really perverted for this, but it feels so good now!* Akane relaxed even more after coming the first time and ready for more, hoping to continue to cover the noodle with pussy juice Akane kept bucking her hips the noodle seemed willing to continue to moved eager for more juice. Akane wiggled girlishly as the noodle seem to suckle her nipples, while caressing her hair again and her soft flushed cheeks. "I wonder if a Ranma would be this good?" Akane whispered as she started kissing the noodle as it passed gently over her lips. Akane moved her hips slowly then fast with the noodle then felt it tugging on her side. Akane paused for a moment before rolling over to stand on hands and knees. Akane moaned happily as the noodle moved gently over her body covering her with its buttery sauce. Akane noticed the noodle slowly prodding her ass before slipping into her butt gently fucking her. Akane moaned as she realized this noodle too was growing in size and another one had moved into her wet pussy joining the other one and growing in thickness as well. Akane rocked her hips back and forth with the noodles motion as it moved with in her body. Akane groan harder as the second noodle in her cunt moved faster with in her being matched by the one in her ass. "I'm going to cum again......OH YES!" Akane shouted loudly as she felt her body orgasm again letting her honey coat the noodles and drip down her soft shapely legs. Akane moved to a sitting position as the noodle continued to pound her nether regions. Akane caressed the noodle as it moved over her soft tits, causing her to breathe faster and faster. Akane felt the noodles pulling her down to her back and willingly went with it as several more moved in to replace the limp ones. Akane felt the noodles beating her pussy while another one caressed her clit and ass cheeks. Akane resumed her bucking enjoying the sensation. Akane felt her self coming faster and more frequently with the noodles constant attention and her acceptance of letting it give her pleasure. Akane laid on the floor panting hard trying to catch her breath, as she came hard once again coating the noodles with cunt juice. Akane then noticed the noodles shrinking in size and realized they were spent. "Damn that was the best fun I ever had playing with my food." Akane then noticed the noodles all over her and some on the floor. "I better put this back then get cleaned up. I hope no one comes home too soon." Akane picked up the noodles and placed them into the bowl with the now cold meat and vegetables. Akane thought for a moment as she looked at the bowl of food. *I guess it has a new flavoring now, it's cum sauce.* Akane giggled cutely as she looked around then cleaned the floor up, while picking up her discarded clothes. "Wow that was ...I don't know what but something else!" Akane stood up looking at the bowl of food once again to see that it was normal looking. "Did I just dream that or did...it? Akane looked at her self and shook her head. "I don't know but I sure the hell ain't telling anyone!" Akane headed toward the bathroom to clean up when she heard the sounds of fighting in the yard and recognized the sound of Ranma and Ryoga. "I am so glad they didn't catch me...umm doing what ever it was." Akane ran into the bathroom and enjoyed her self moving soft body wash soap with the fragrance of Mountain dew over her body as she then pinched each nipple while dreaming of Ranma in there with her. Akane moaned softly as her hand slipped down between her legs caressing her soft pussy with each small stroke. Akane moaned loudly as she played with her clit then slipping her fingers deep into her pussy pumping her fingers hard making her self cum quickly. "I can't believe I'm still horny even after all the great sex!" Akane sighed contently. "I guess I better get out, and tell them to not eat that food, I don't know if it'll do anything to them but better make sure since I don't hear them fighting anymore." Akane got out of the tub, and then walked to her room, to change clothes. Akane then headed down the stairs and looked into the kitchen to see Ranma and Ryoga both eating the food at the table each laughing and seeming to enjoy the food with out it acting odd. Akane watched them before she walked into the room. "Uh, how's the food; guys?" Akane asked worried. "Great, I don't know what you used on it but this is the best ever, thanks!" "I agree the flavoring is beyond compare, it's so sweet and tangy thanks." Ryoga gulped his food down with Ranma as Akane stood stunned. *It must have been a dream, it really must have!* Akane watch them eating her food a small smile finally appearing on her lips as she thought of the flavoring. *If it wasn't a dream they seem to like the flavor.* A small giggle escaped Akane as she moved to the refrigerator to get the makings for a sandwich. The End Ranma's girl