Ranma 1/2: Gratuity A Ranma 1/2 Lemon by Michael Chen (Zenki) and Megane 6.7 michael.h.chen@yale.edu fcasper@yesic.com Authors' Notes Megane 6.7 was of great help in the production of this fic. In fact, he had produced a great deal of ideas for me and elaborated on my initial plans for this story. Of course, original idea of the story is mine, but many of the sex scenes here are of Megane's doing. Thus, he is a coauthor. Warning This fic is a lemon fic, which means that intense sexual situations soon follow. In fact, kids, do not read this. Members of the Christian Coalition, don't read this. Old people over 50 years of age, don't read this. Heck, this list of people who shouldn't read this can go on and on. The most important part is that if you think you might be offended by sexual scenes and such, then don't even bother reading. It's guaranteed that you will flame us. But if you are a lemon aficionado, prepare for pure enjoyment as you read. Unlike the stories of alt.sex.stories, this fanfic actually has a plot instead of the "How many times can the protagonist have his surgically enhanced p***s spray semen within a short period of time." We have taken great pains to add humor to a story that can be called, "Akane and Ranma get Nerima Down on Them," so you will on occasion laugh your brains out when your hand gets tired (Heh heh, I was just joking about the hand...) Oh yeah, we have checked the archives of rec.arts.anime.creative, and we the authors are proud that we will be establishing many firsts with this fanfic. Information used in this story was obtained in Principles of Physiology by Totora, 8th edition. A truly nice entry level Anatomy and Physiology text. They do have a little section on human reproduction... Round 5 It was the next day, but Akane couldn't forget. Yesterday had been the most humiliating day she had ever had in her life, first being dominated by her principal, and then getting into a big mess with Mr. Saotome. What made it worse was the fact that she knew she had consented, actually encouraged them to do it. From how Ranma had been behaving, she was pretty sure that he didn't have to make love to weirdoes. In fact, her anger burned so brightly that she didn't even bother speaking to Ranma, her wounded pride preventing her from even thinking about him. She felt someone pushing on her arm. "Akane Tendo? Miss Tendo? Class is over! You can go home now! Go! Leave!" Akane sighed as she picked up her bookbag, the entire classroom was empty. Miss Hinako threw something onto Akane's desk. It was another bookbag. "Gosunkugi forgot to bring home his books. I'm asking you to deliver those to his house." Akane groaned. Of all the people she had to had to visit, Hikaru Gosunkugi was quite possibly one of the weirdest, but nice in a way, she knew. Grabbing his book bag, she ran out of the classroom. * * * Akane carefully knocked on the door. There was no reply. Undaunted, Akane tried again and again, until her patience ran out. There was so much time in the day, and she didn't feel like waiting another ten minutes. Just as she turned to leave, the door slowly swung open. "Oh my! I'd never thought I'd see a girl at our door!" It was a nice looking woman who opened the door. "Hopefully, you're here to see Hikaru and not my husband?" Akane started to wave her hands as she tried to imagine what Mr. Gosunkugi would look like. Based on Hikaru, she definitely knew that she probably didn't want to meet him. "Yes. I have something to deliver to Hikaru, personally." "Very well please come in. He's probably in his room right now." Mrs. Gosunkugi opened a door in the wall that led to a dark, bland, ominous staircase. "Just go down there and look out for the overhead pipes. You can't miss it." "Uh....thanks." Akane sighed as she walked into the darkness, feeling like a giant mouth had just snatched her up. Each step she took was cautious, probing out into the darkness as she carefully made her way down. She half expected an organ to begin playing some scary music but the only sound was the occasional drip of water as it fell from the leaky pipes. Finally, after what seemed like an hour of slow descent, she reached the bottom. It smelled of mildew and mold, not exactly the best smell in the world. "Who's there?" a wavering voice suddenly rang out. "I specifically requested to be alone. This spell requires the utmost concentration...." "Hikaru? It's me, Akane Tendo," said Akane as she pushed something out of the way. It felt soft and old, covered with dust and grime. She decided she really didn't want to know what it was. There was a silence. A silence so uncomfortable that Akane could hear the blood rushing through her ears, roaring like water gushing through the rapids. A voice whispered. "Akane Tendo is in my home." Akane tried to see through the blackness. "Hikaru? Is that you?" That same ominous voice whispered. "Akane is actually talking to me..." Suddenly, two small flames appeared, pouring light into the murky haze. Temporarily blinded by the sudden presence of the light, Akane squinted at the figure in the doorway, two lit candles strapped to his head, beckoning to her. "Oh, Hello, Hikaru," Akane said as she walked toward him. All that Gosunkugi could say in reply was, "Akane said hello to me..." As Akane drew closer, the light from the candles reviled a chain hanging from a red lightbulb. She clicked it on, illuminating the basement with a dim red light and took a look at her surroundings, now that she could see somewhat. Plastered all over the gray walls of the basement were thousands of photos of her. From the angle of the photos, it appeared that most of them were taken while Gosunkugi was in hiding. She noted, with some relief, that none of the pictures seemed to be too racy, unlike Nabiki's cheesecake photos.... There were also a few images of the male Ranma, all with long nails shoved through them. A lonely cot crammed in the corner served as a bed and the floor seemed to be covered by books, all of them dealing with some form of magic. The very center of the room was occupied by a stainless steel table that covered the various photograph apparatus. Gosunkugi was standing beside this table now, a spellbook in his hand and a look of pure ecstasy on his face. Akane finally broke the silence. "Well, here's your bag. You left it at school." Hikaru was beyond hearing Akane, and as he took the bookbag, his hands, and true thoughts, betrayed him as he grasped Akane's wrists. Akane looked at him, realizing his intentions. Perhaps it was time that she let out her anger about being dominated by others. Without a word, Akane smiled and pulled free of Gosunkugi's weak grip. Then she started to unbutton her blouse right in front of Gosunkugi, shocking him to no end. To his credit, he managed to speak coherently. "A....Akane, w....what are you doing?" Akane gave him a reassuring smile. "Just bored and looking for some fun. Just stand there, and let me get ready." Akane replied in a sexy whisper as she pulled off her blouse and skirt, revealing her white panties and bra. Hikaru stood there, his mouth agape, his heart pounding with excitement. Akane wiggled seductively as she reached behind her and unhooked her bra, baring her bosom to Hikaru. "Well, I wouldn't have imagined this, but..." Akane thought to herself as she pulled off her panties. 'It's better than nothing.' She sat on the large table, pushing all the plastic trays off onto the floor, her butt chilled from the cold surface. Akane wiggled her toes, and stared at Gosunkugi, whose eyes were wide open like saucers, his face ever so blissful. Akane smiled slightly as she finally had her turn to be in control. "Hikaru Gosunkugi, I want you obey my every command...." Hikaru nodded wordlessly. "Good boy. First, I want you to kiss me here." Hikaru, dazed by Akane's beauty, did as he was told, his face bending downwards to take her nipple in his mouth, only to be stopped short by Akane's hand. Hikaru looked at her confused until he noticed her gesturing at the lit candles on his head. "You wouldn't want to burn me with those, now would you?" Akane said sweetly. Hikaru quickly unstrapped the candles from his head, blowing them out and putting them away before quickly returning to the naked girl on his table. The dim red light, combined with the overall atmosphere of the basement, made for a rather bizarre place to have sex. But Akane didn't mind, figuring nothing could possibly be worse than her previous two encounters.... Then, Akane smiled as Hikaru suckled her right breast like a thirsty babe seeking milk from its mother. Her eyes were closed and she shivered as she felt his warm tongue bath her. She sighed contentedly. It felt good to have someone at her beck and call for once. "Try the other breast," she said, turning her body to bring the other neglected nipple to Hikaru's mouth. He immediately latched on, sucking and caressing the nipple with his tongue. After Hikaru alternated between breasts a few times, Akane decided it was time to spice things up. She grabbed one of Gosunkugi's hands and pressed it gently against her labia and clitoris. Her hand guided him through a stroking motion, and after a few turns, he was massaging her sex in way she wanted. She started to moan, her senses assaulted by a multitude of pleasures. Despite the rather dazed look on Hikaru's face, he was doing a rather good job of stimulating her, but she wanted more. "Now, lick me....down there." Akane commanded. Hikaru was too dazed to respond, so she grabbed the back of his head and brought it down to the point between her legs. Hikaru felt his heart pounding furiously as Akane's scent reached his nostrils and excited, he wasted little time in using his mouth on her. Rooting his lips to her clit, he sucked hard bringing intense pleasure to Akane. As he continued his oral pleasuring, trying various things and discovering what areas stimulated her the most, he soon had Akane writhing on the verge of orgasm and then beyond as she came, her vagina gripping an imaginary penis, slick fluids slowly oozing down. Akane thrashed on the table as Hikaru continued to suck, regardless of the fact that she had just orgasmed. "W....Wait! Just g....give me a second to...." she cried out, her body trembling as Hikaru brought Akane over the edge once more, despite her protests, which were half-hearted anyway. Then she backed away a bit, as the sex had been gradually eroding her control of the situation. Gasping for air, Akane looked at Gosunkugi who was even more in a daze, breathing very heavily, almost wheezing in fact. She felt a pang of guilt, having received most of the pleasure thus far and not given much back to him. After taking a few moments to gather herself, Akane got off of the steel table. "Hikaru, take off you pants and sit on the edge of the table." He did as he was told, his face still wet from her juices, his stiff erection fully visible. Akane smiled wryly as she had expected Hikaru to be rather small, considering his shyness. Then, taking a deep breath, she slowly got to her knees in front of Hikaru and decided to reward him for his obedience by sucking him off. Hikaru was in heaven. He watched Akane's head slid up and down on him, her hair getting messy, his penis getting stiffer, his heart pounding faster. Akane watched Gosunkugi's head lean back and let out a long moan. She felt his erection grow stiffer in her mouth and judging from how it was quivering, he was going to spray his jism soon. Hikaru moaned constantly, his head bathed in such pleasure that he had never experienced before. His heart pounded faster and faster when all of a sudden he collapsed backwards onto the table, cumming heavily into Akane's mouth Akane nearly gagged as she felt the bitter fluid enter her mouth. She swallowed once and then spit the rest of it onto the floor, not trusting herself to keep it all down. At least it tasted better than her cooking. Akane looked back at Hikaru, his penis still erect, an amazing feat in itself. "Looks like you enjoyed that...." Akane remarked with a giggle. Hikaru's only answer was to cough, his facial expression somewhere between happiness and exhaustion, his skin was even paler than usual, but it was hard to tell with the red light. Akane eyed his stiffness, picturing how it would feel inside her. Then she crawled back onto the table and draped her naked body over Gosunkugi's own. She unbuttoned his shirt and gently kissed his chest a few times. Then she pressed her lips against his. She could feel his heart racing like a jackhammer gone haywire and she wondered if she should wait a few minutes and let him calm down. Then again, she didn't want him to grow soft and she had no intention of not finishing what she started.... With a final kiss, she rose to a kneeling position and positioned herself over Hikaru's penis, her hands resting on his chest. She then slowly pushed him into her pussy, which was already very wet. She felt it's unyielding stiffness, and she started to move on it slowly, building speed as she established a rhythm. But as she thrusted herself closer and closer to orgasm, she felt that something was amiss. As she felt her vaginal muscles begin the all-too-familiar peristaltic seizures, she looked at Hikaru's face. His eyes were glazed over, His mouth was slightly open, and his face was locked in orgasm. It was then she noticed that she no longer felt the pounding that had been Gosunkugi's heart. Akane screamed in horror as she felt him cumming inside of her, his member not quite as dead as the rest of him. She immediately got off of him and listened for a heartbeat, any sign that he had simply fainted and was still alive. There was none. She couldn't believe it. She had wanted to prove herself a better woman than Ranma-Chan but she never wanted to kill someone through lovemaking. Sighing, she looked at the now deceased boy, still with a look of ultimate pleasure on his face. She supposed it was how he would have wanted to go but she couldn't help wondering what she had done in a past life to have such lousy luck with bed partners. Reluctantly, she retrieved Gosunkugi's pants and boxers and put them back on the body. Then she buttoned up Gosunkugi's shirt and gently carried him off the table towards his cot, where she gently lay him down. Placing a final kiss on his forehead, Akane whispered a silent apology to him before retrieving her own clothes and ascending the staircase. As she slammed the door behind her, an ethereal mist suddenly raised from Hikaru, it's face consumed with anger as it floated up through the ceiling. * * * Ranma-chan was having a problem. There seemed to be a shortage of boys that were aimlessly wandering around town hunting for some flesh. So far, her venture wasn't successful. But as she walked down a particular street she could hear some cheering and the sounds of girls screaming. No doubt this deserved some closer scrutiny. She ran towards the direction of the sound and found herself in front of the ice rink. Amazingly enough, plastered in front of the building was a giant photograph of the Golden Pair. Yin chuckled and rubbed her hands together as she contemplated having fun. "Oh great." Yang sighed. "Yin, you are not thinking what I think you're thinking. There is no way..." Yin giggled. "Yang, how well do you ice skate?" Yang groaned as he realized that Yin's mind was really in the gutter. "THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE GOING TO GET ME IN A SKIMPY STUPID OUTFIT..." Yang paled as Yin showed off her new weapon. He screamed. "What happened to the baton?" Yin shrugged as she held the Smith and Wesson riot gun. "Well, it was sort of getting dented from hitting your head too many times, so I wanted to try this riot gun." She pointed the gun at Yang and fired a giant rubber projectile at him. Yang felt something crash into his stomach. Clutching his stomach, he keeled over. Yin giggled. "Definitely more efficient than the mallet." * * * Mikado stood triumphant as he carefully autographed a poster of himself for a zealous female fan. No doubt his victory was assured as he skated around the rink, smiling and waving to his fans. His partner, Azusa, however, was no where to be found. She had probably found something she felt was *cute* to capture her attention and overflow her underdeveloped brain with joy. Victory would have to be delayed until she returned, but he still kept his veil of confidence even as he was seething inwardly. 'Damn that Azusa. And I thought that gift I gave her should have at least held her over until after our match.' "Hey, sexy. Looking for a partner?" Mikado turned around, and saw a sexy red-head. Her hair was shoulder-length and she was wearing a skating outfit that was perhaps a size or two too small. Not that he minded, as it seemed that she was going to burst out of it at any moment. Mikado scratched his head as he thought of something to say. "Well, as my partner was sick, I was just waiting for your offer." Ranma-chan smiled deeply as she replied. 'Liar.' While this exchange was going on, somewhere deep within the bowels of the rink, within a utility room, a little girl, also known as Azusa, was playing with her bonds, having already given the chair and ropes cute French names..... Mikado skated over to Ranma-chan, who slowly skated over to join him. "Ah, well, it seems that I have found a skilled partner." Ranma-chan smiled again, not betraying her thoughts. The two of them skated around the rink to get warmed up, the contrast of skills between the two were so obvious that it stood out like a dislocated thumb. The crowd started to murmur. "Where's Azusa? Who is that girl?" The Mikado fan club, seeing how Mikado was staring at the girl, fervently prayed to the heavens to keep that "slut" from ruining everything. "Your eyes are beautiful, they remind me of the sky on a clear spring day...." breathed Mikado, exercising the perfect voice control designed to make any girl swoon. Yang grumbled as he pulled himself off the ground. "What a cheesy pickup line." Yin sighed contentedly, "Yeah. Go back to sleep, dear." Yin swung her arm at Yang, smashing her fist into his jaw. Without a sound, he fell right back down. "And what do you think of my breasts?" asked Ranma-chan with a wicked smile. Mikado swallowed hard, as he never really ever been asked that question so boldly by a girl. Well, the problem was that most girls, when in close proximity to him, tended to pass out. "Well, they are large, nicely formed," he said calmly. "Why don't you give them a good luck squeeze before the performance?" she asked in the most reasonable voice. Mikado paused for a moment before tentatively touching them. His first judgment of her dress was more than correct. The outfit was so tight that it served to highlight her features and that it felt like he was touching her bare skin. He squeeze the warm, malleable mounds of flesh, feeling every inch of them, her stiff nipples, the warmth of her body. A few in the crowd murmured as they tried to watched, but their view was obscured by Ranma-chan's back. "Let's go!" Ranma-chan smiled as she grabbed his hands and both of them skated towards the center of the rink. * * * And they started. At first, the routine was simple, innocent. The two of them, with some slight coordination problems that eventually disappeared as Ranma-chan got the hang of it, glided across the ice, both appealing to the opposite sexes. But with increasing confidence, they opened themselves to more complicated stuff. Mikado, confident as ever, started building up speed, gliding backwards along side Ranma-chan, and using his arms to induce momentum, leaped high into the air. Ranma-chan threw caution to the wind, and did likewise. The whole world around her spun around, and she lost her balance. The announcer screamed into the microphone, his voice echoing. "Mikado Senzenin has perfectly executed the triple lutz, but his partner..." Ranma-chan slammed onto the ice, her legs spread out, her butt freezing. "Hurt?" It was Mikado who had skated around and came back to her. To save as much time, he reached down and picked up Ranma- chan. Then she made her first sexual pass at Mikado, "accidentally" slipping forwards so her face ended up in his crotch. The nice thing about ice skaters these days, are the extremely flimsy outfits they wear. And Ranma-chan was thanking the gods that Mikado wore tights. Despite his clothed nature, Ranma-chan licked him as she stood up, and collapsed against him, feeling his erection press against her. She passed it off as an accident. "Oops, I guess I'm still dizzy." Mikado gave her a weird stare, feeling the rush of hormones down there. The Mikado Fan Club gasped as they saw his mighty erection, a few of them immediately fainted. "Shall we continue?" asked Ranma-chan as she carefully adjusted her outfit. Mikado continued with the routine, his actions were perfectly timed to the music. He grabbed Ranma-chan by the waist and propelled her upwards, his right hand shifting to her belly so that he could hold her high and steady. But he felt Ranma-chan shiver, as if scared, and she shifted position. Then it was his turn to become scared. She had lifted up the edge of her short skirt and shifted forwards in such a way that Mikado could just realize how small her outfit was. He could feel the two warm, bulges of her outer labia, the thin hair on them, peeking out of the tight fabric that dug into her. It was his turn to slip, his knees suddenly betraying him. She fell from his hand, her body twisting that she faced him, but he grabbed her and held her close to at least prevent her from hitting the ice. He was in for a treat as he felt her body slide against him, her breasts gliding past his face, her sex sliding down his erection, her tongue on his... Mikado had been so lost in the sensuality that he looked down and realized the big problem with wearing tights. Ranma-chan had used friction to her benefit and managed to ease the tip of Mikado's stiff penis to peek out, and under the guise of crying into his stomach, her tongue was teasing him. He could feel himself loose control, but just before he could shoot, she stopped. The crowd was silent as they watched the partners motionless on ice. "What's happening?" they asked as they watched Mikado's body suddenly turn rigid. Ranma-chan stood up, using her breasts to push the tights back up, hiding Mikado again. "I'm so sorry," she spoke, her breast heaving with excitement. Mikado looked at er, his face now flushed and filled with desire. This time, it was Ranma-chan's turn to lead, she skated off with Mikado behind her, everytime she moved her legs, her skirt would flip up and offer Mikado a peek at her bare ass. Being visual teased, he couldn't stand it any more, and he skated right into her, his hands furious as he tugged down his tights, allowing his erect member to slide between Ranma-chan's legs. There were murmurs in the crowd, as Mikado, in a sexual haze, had moved so quickly that his actions were a blur. "What the hell is happening? This isn't a part of the routine." One person from the stands exclaimed. Ranma-chan decided to tease him further, and instead of offering him access to her slicked hole, she pressed back at an angle that wedged his penis between her groove, past her clit, so only the tiny tip of his penis was visible from her front. She started to tighten her muscles and he started to thrust wildly. People in the crowd stood up and tried to get a better look at the highly unorthodox style, and the girls in the Mikado Fan Club started to whimper. As he was already excited, only one thrust was needed, and he exploded. He jetted some three times, the first time, he sent a stream of jism gushing out onto the ice. The crowd started to laugh, as it was now evident what had been happening through out the entire routine. The Mikado Fan Club, however, started crying and lamenting, a few girls attempting to kill themselves right there on the spot. Mikado's second burst from his dwindling penis, completely coated Ranma-chan's undersides. Ranma-chan smiled at Mikado, and whispered. "No fair! I wanted to have some fun too." She pushed off him, and turned around, started to strip for him. Mikado's eyes bulged as he watched her breasts fight free from the restricting outfit, her thin waist, her hips, and not to mention, her jism covered pussy. He had never seen such a sexy girl who was willing to do this with him, and like a common sensed man, he decided to take the opportunity and he stripped at a feverish rate. Ranma-chan noted with some displeasure that his penis was limp. The crowd, unexpectedly, was enjoying this public spectacle. Most of the crowd, boys dragged in by their girlfriends, stood up to get a view of the action. A few of them even started cheering. Ranma-chan picked up Mikado's penis, disregarding the slick white fluid that covered them. "Aw, you're dickie isn't stiff at all. I guess we can't fuck until we get it stiff again." Ranma- chan pushed Mikado down onto the ice on his back. She kneeled down and brought her mouth onto his penis, her vagina pressed against the warm ice. As she sucked and teased Mikado, she decided that she might as well use some of that nasty vocabulary, her mind intent on scoring that she didn't know what garbage her mouth was spewing out. Being so stimulated and hearing the dirty words, it was only a few moments until Mikado got stiff again. Then Ranma-chan made her mode, settling herself on top of him and pushing down. As soon as his blood filled member, pressed into her chilled vagina, Ranma- chan gasped as the intense temperature difference made her even more sensitive. This time Mikado exerted such control that she must have came at least twice, her body already at a heightened level of sexual tension. Everytime she orgasmed, she cried out, her pleasure echoing in the spacious ice rink. The crowd started chanting as they watched the scene unfold, contrasting the sobbing and suicidal Fan Club who would be mentally traumatized for life. "Go Mikado!" was contrasted by "No Mikado!" NOOOOOO!!!!!" Then for Ranma-chan it came to a crashing halt as she felt his penis explode semen into her, the force of the crowd's cheering was deafening. She leaned back, her body numbed by the ice, the only part warm was her sex. Everything became a blur, as Ranma-chan felt a girl roughly push her to the side. "OUT OF THE WAY SLUT! MIKADO'S MINE!" Ranma-chan skidded uncontrollably for a moment, but it was enough. Sitting up, she watched the entire sobbing Fan Club rush the sexually satiated Mikado, tearing their clothes off as they sought a piece of him. Then the crowd started cheering, contrary to Ranma-chan's belief. "Sex orgy!" cried a few bold ones as they leaped onto the ice to storm the giant pile of naked girls trying hard to get off on some part of Mikado, whether it be his finger, his foot, or even his nose. Ranma-chan stood up, and smiled to herself. "Akane, see if you can top that." She tried to dust off her clothing, and then she realized that there was a major problem. Her clothing was buried under that pile of women. "Oh shit," she muttered, as she tried to cover her dripping vagina with her hands and left the arena, clad only in a pair of ice skates.... TO BE CONTINUED.... Thus ends the first five rounds of our saga. Round 6 is progressing well and should be completed before too long. C&C is welcome! michael.h.chen@yale.edu http://pantheon.yale.edu/~mhc8/fanfics/fanfiction.htm fcasper@yesic.com http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/4007/MSTings.html http://www.smoky.org/~cberg/fanfics/