RANMA 1/2 THE NEXT GENERATION HENTAI RPG - 14: thread 5 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/RtNGHrpg2/ Compilation by St Fan [CONTINUED FROM THREAD 4] Attic Disaster (Akane & twins) St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane looked quizzically at Yoiko and Daiji, but she stayed calm. Had any other of her kids tried to feed her such ridiculous excuse, they would have earned a spanking. Shitagi forbid anybody to enter her room, even parents for cleaning, but in exchange she took good care of it. But Akane knew the twins were probably sincere, in their own skewed way. One shouldn't forget they were Hibikis, and that basically they didn't perceive reality like everybody else. Through their distorting goggles, maybe they weren't realizing they were the one responsible for this mess. And besides, considering how much the girls disliked her, spanking them would only make things worse. Now, if she could convince Ryôga to be the one doing the spanking... they looked up to their father, it would leave a definite impression. But it was unsure Ryôga would do it even if she asked, since he was such a softie for his little girls. So, Akane just let him go out while pulling Shiro with him for a father- son talk. Good thing that with only a trap to exit, the Hibiki patriarch didn't get lost. It was just as well, Akane had some serious things to tell the twins, and it was best their father didn't hear it. She wasn't fooled by Yoiko and Daiji's preposterous tale about Shiro liking Shitagi. Even the twins wouldn't be dumb enough to believe that. Akane was aware had some sort of hero-worship toward their big sister; they knew her well enough, they wouldn't imagine the Saotome lesbian to ever tolerate a boy. No, it was just a red herring. Akane hadn't missed the position they found the young Hibikis in when coming. And how they acted around Shiro; the hits, the insults, the fights... heck, it reminded her so much of Ranma and her as teenagers. There was no doubt about it, they were playing "doctor"... though in this family, it was no surprise it also involved lots of martial arts. "Yoiko-chan, Daiji-chan, now that your father is out, we can have a serious talk about what you were doing with Shiro-kun. I won't repeat anything to Ryôga-kun or Ranma-chan, but you have to be honest with me. "Just because you turned fourteen yesterday doesn't mean you can try out 'grown-up' games so soon. And especially not with you half-brother, that's unhealthy. I know Shiro-kun is a nice and cute boy and all, but he's still family. And don't try to tell me he's the one who started it; he's a serious boy, I'm sure he wouldn't try this on his own with his little sisters. So, you must be the ones to have initiated the thing. Now, what do you have to say?" Re: Attic Disaster (Akane & twins) Byooki Desu "Mommy would have let us play with Shiro!" Yoiko stated, feeling that she made a very relevant point. Daiji, it seemed, hadn't even been paying attention to Akane, a bothered look on her face. Yoiko might not have noticed but Daiji sure had; big brother Shiro still hadn't tucked his snake back into his pants! "Umm... you don't think Ai is finished with her bath yet do you?" she asked as if out of the blue. Re: Attic Disaster (Akane & twins) St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane crossed arms and glared at Yoiko. She ignored Daiji; with the twin, it was better to not let yourself caught in their misdirection attempts (which were rarely even intentional; but being Hibikis, misdirecting was a second nature to them). "Oh, I'm sure... err... I mean, I wouldn't put it entirely past Ranma's weird ideas about education, but even for him it would be a bit much." She leveled her gaze again on the twins. It was hard to tell how much of what she said was going through an ear and escaping from the other. But the mother was going to make sure they got this lesson right. "And I never said you were forbidden to play with boys... just NOT with you brother... and NOT before you two know full-well what you're getting yourselves into, and how to take precautions." Akane imperceptibly pushed her round belly forward. It was probably not deliberate from her part, but it sure accented the point she was making next. "I mean, what WOULD any of you do, at your age, if you were to end up pregnant?" Re: Attic Disaster (Akane & twins) Byooki Desu "Precautions? Well, I suppose you could kick em' in the nuts before you start wrestling." Yoiko suggested, an uncertain look on her face. She remembered a martial arts tournament she had seen big sister Shitagi participate in... Big sister had been around twelve years old at the time or something and she had been really eager to impress her siblings. Only thing was, her first opponent had been a boy, and Shitagi had begun with kicking him squarely between his legs. Big sister had been disqualified. It was not a fond memory of Yoiko's -- big sister had really been upset about that. "I don't wanna kick Shiro in the nuts." Daiji whined, opposing the idea of doing something like that to their brother. Big brother was such a wimp.... it would have been like kicking a puppy. Yoiko turned to her sister and shook her head. "But that's what she said... she said we could only play with Shiro if we kick him in the nuts first." Daiji frowned at this, not liking at all what her sister was saying. "That's nuts!" Yoiko nodded again. "Uhuh... But if we don't Akane will get pregnant again. And she doesn't like being fat." Re: Attic Disaster (Akane & twins) St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Many things had changed in twenty years... but some stayed the same. Among them, Akane disliking being called fat. She had never liked it, even when pregnant, and never would. So she was understandably fuming. "I AM NOT FAT!" She calmed down quickly from her outburst, though. Yelling at kids just wasn't the way to educate them. "And nobody is talking about kicking Shiro-kun in the nuts! You gotta stop taking example on Shitagi and listen to what I have to say, for once...." Akane crossed again her arms, looking at the twins with a deep frown. "And... who's talking about me? Don't you understand? Didn't your mother ever explain you the facts of life?" Akane rethought that one, imagining a motherly Ranma-chan with a cute little redhead sitting on each knee while she gave them the "speech" abut the birds and the bees... and rolled her eyes. "I guess not... I should have known... how could you expect that *man* to do a good mother's job...." she mumbled. Re: Attic Disaster (Akane & twins) Byooki Desu Daiji scratched her head trying to comprehend what Akane was babbling about. She and Yoiko had shied away at the woman's sudden outburst, Akane's angry frowns far scarier than anything they had ever seen big sister Shitagi do to one of her "practice-dummies". "Uh... we already know 'bout the facts of life." she told Akane in a consoling voice. Yoiko nodded her head in agreement. "Yeah... the constant facts in life...." Yoiko cleared her throat and then begun to recite: "One -- Food are meant to be in your mouth, not on the floor. Two... If this is Akane's food, disregard rule one. Three... Don't ever recite any of these rules when Akane can hear it..." Yoiko trailed off -- Daiji sweatdropped. "Umm... big sister Yoiko... that's not the facts of life." Yoiko scratched the back of her head laughing weakly. The action was very reminiscent of how her mother acted when realizing she had made a big blunder. Re: Attic Disaster (Akane & twins) St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane's foot nervously tapped the floor while she kept her arms crossed. "Congratulations, girls. Thanks to you, I see I really need to have a little 'chat' with my husband... again." She let out a sigh. "But those are not the facts of life I was talking about, indeed. We should have a long discussion about this... preferably someplace else, this room is getting windy, thanks to the rearrangement some people made to it without Shitagi's permission." Akane pondered a little bit on how to impress the twins of the seriousness, and necessity of this discussion. Otherwise, they would probably not listen and just manage to get lost before she could talk to them. "What you must understand before everything, is that what you were trying to do with Shiro was no laughing matter. It could have serious consequences... like making either of YOU pregnant. And you're way too young for that." Re: Attic Disaster (Akane & twins) Byooki Desu The twins were happy Akane considered having a talk with their mommy about cooking; maybe then Akane would stop making that burned toast she usually served for breakfast. When Akane mentioned pregnancy, however, she got the two girls' undivided attention. "Shiro can get pregnant?!" Daiji blurted out, never having considered the option; she had never thought about it but now it made perfect sense... Shiro wanted to have Shitagi's baby! Yoiko just shook her head in embarrassment; sometimes Daiji said the most ridiculous things. "You shouldn't try to scare Daiji like that, Akane-kun..." Yoiko lectured the grownup woman. Crossing her arms under her bosom Yoiko closed her eyes as she continued. "You don't get pregnant if yah don't want too... besides, delivering babies is your job." Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Wha...?" Akane started, but her words died down in her throat, and she kept her mouth open. She had become more or less used to dealing with the twins' weird logic, but sometimes they seemed bent on surpassing themselves. Now was one of those times where it seemed simply impossible to have a sensible conversation with them. They weren't just direction-challenged, but also seriously understanding-challenged. "Oh boy... that's much worst than I thought. Come on, you two can't be so ignorant, I know kids your age must already have had some sexual education at school. Where were you during those classes...?" Akane trailed off the last question, realizing she already knew the answer. They were lost, of course. What else would you expect from Hibikis? "Someone really has to help you catch up from this unforgivable lack of education...." The question was, who? Ranma? You couldn't trust him to not transmit some of his perversions into his poor, innocent girls. Ryôga? Not even funny. He wouldn't even align two words on this embarrassing subject before fainting. (The Lost Boy had no trouble with the concept of having sex by now, but talking about it? That was still too much for him.) That left only one people. As usual, Saint Akane had to stand up for defective parents. "Okay, you two follow me to the living room; it's time to wipe out the illustrated books and give you a lesson." Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu The twins shared a confused glance with each other then turned their attention back to Akane as she gestured for them to come with her. Whatever it was Akane wanted to show them in the living room, Yoiko and Daiji knew one thing... it meant that they wouldn't have to clean up this mess. Tilting its head to the side, the bird pooped. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block If the twins thought they were getting off from cleaning the mess, they were dead wrong. It was just that for now, Akane estimated educating was more important than punishing. Afterward, maybe she could convince them that repairing Shitagi's room was the best thing to do if they didn't want their older sister to get ballistic about it. On the other, maybe not... logic never was the Hibikis' strongest point. Akane got down the ladder leading to Shitagi's room, the twins in toe. She quickly dispersed the other youngsters that were still waiting there, in the hope of catching some fireworks. She then led Daiji and Yoiko to the living room... or more exactly, dragged them in there by their pigtails as soon as they tried taking the wrong turn. Akane was no fool; she knew that if the girls could so easily get lost even when they never intended to, the chance rose up sharply whenever they happened to want to be somewhere else. In truth, someone in the family actually dubbed the pigtail(s) that Ranma and several of his/her children sported as "Akane Handles". Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu Assured that they had dodged a bullet and didn't have to clean the attic, the twins were far more compliant than usual. Actually letting Akane lead them around the house they with only mumbled under their breath whenever Akane grabbed them by one of their pigtails. Plopping down in the cushiony living-room sofa, the twins leaned back as Yoiko used the remote control to flip on the TV. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane glared at Yoiko, took the remote from her hand and cut off the TV without a word. "I didn't brought you here so you could enjoy yourselves, Yoiko-chan, Daiji-chan. You're here to learn. You don't need the TV... unless I can find some discs with educational programs on them." Akane adjusted her yukata, and walked to the bookcase. There, she picked up the biology for kids and family-planning books she selected long ago in the very purpose of educating the children. In passing, she noticed that some of the family's photo albums were missing, but didn't think much of it at the moment. She then sat between the twins on the sofa, watching out from the corner of the eyes for any escape attempt. Opening the first book about the male and female anatomy, she started lecturing. "All right, first off, the basics. You know that there are boys and girls, and some of the difference between the genders, right? But there's one important thing you obviously didn't know: unlike what you seemed to believe about Shiro-kun, men simply can't have babies...." Immediately, an image of a pregnant Ranma-chan popped into Akane's mind. Squinting her eyes, she inwardly groaned. 'Okay... bad start... maybe that won't be that easy....' Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu Sighing, Yoiko waited patiently for Akane to sit down between her and Daiji. Watching the pile of books the woman had placed on the living room, table she had a feeling that it was going to be a long day. Maybe cleaning Shitagi's attic would have been easier. Combing a hand through her unbraided hair, Daiji glanced at the various books Akane had fetched. For children; ages 5-9. "Is that why you are havin' mommies' children? Because men can't have children any more?" Daiji heard Yoiko ask. Blinking, Daiji smoothed her face and gave Akane a questioning look; trying hard to mask the fact that she hadn't heard what the woman had explained. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "No... hum..." Akane started, pinching the bridge of her nose. Then, she let out a long sight. "Men can't have babies... unless they have a Jusenkyô curse." she started. Pondering how to get out of that slippery slope, she pursued: "And even so, it doesn't change the basic rule about it. You see, just because your mother have a Nyanniichuan curse, doesn't mean she can have babies as a guy. Only when she's in woman form is this possible. And whenever she got pregnant, she can't turn back into a guy before the baby is born." Okay, she hoped this was clear enough for the twins. "And no, I'm not having Ranma's children because she cannot have other by him... herself. We just have agreed on it this way." Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu Akane lost Yoiko after she started talking about Jusenkyô curses -- Daiji had zoned out even earlier. Recalling how Shitagi had hogtied her daddy "Pansycow" last Christmas and forced him to celebrate Christmas with them hanging from the ceiling, Daiji once again felt sorry for her big sister. The father- and-daughter moments Shitagi shared with her papa made Daiji's moments with her own daddy seem numerous. Poor Shitagi, now that she was getting a boyfriend and everything she couldn't even tell her papa about it. "So that is why you don't change with hot or cold water..." Yoiko exclaimed, looking for all as if she had just had a major revelation. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Huh?" Akane's eyes crossed, puzzled for a short moment by Yoiko's question. She was no telepath, and with all the efforts in the world, following the mind-path of the twins was sometimes staggeringly difficult. "Wha... NO! That's not because I'm pregnant that I don't change with hot or cold water! I don't have a curse. Come on, only your father... your mother... and some of her family are cursed. Not even all of your brothers and sisters change, what made you think I did?" Rewinding her last words, Akane understood how the misconceptions could have sprouted in Yoiko's young and confused mind. "If I ever turned into a man, it was because of Instant Nanniichuan. You know about those instant Jusenkyô powder packet, right? Well, me and Ranma used them sometimes...." Akane trailed off, mouth open and eyes panicking. "... by accident." she swiftly concluded, hiding her blushing face behind an open book. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu If anything, Akane's panicky look and how eager she seemed to convince them only confirmed things for Yoiko -- not that she needed any confirming, mind you. She had always felt it was this way even if she had never given much though about it. After all, she had never fully understood why anyone felt there was a difference between boys and girls. Sure there was the obvious, but Shitagi turned into a cow... did that mean they should milk her? Now that was something she and Daiji had discussed at length. But Shitagi wasn't a cow, or a girl or whatever. Shitagi was their big sister -- a big sister that Yoiko still thought they should try milking, whatever Daiji said! Patting Akane's arm, Yoiko gave the woman a comforting smile; Akane might have been a pain in the butt but you didn't kick a mule... or whatever. "That's Okay Akane-kun..." She hoped the woman realized this didn't mean she liked her or anything. It was just that... well, the baby in her stomach might get upset. Yeah that, was it! The baby might start crying if Akane did! "... There's nothing wrong in being a boy." Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane's eye twitched. She knew Ranma's petite daughters weren't consciously trying to infuriate her; yet their stubborn refusal to understand her was beginning to take its toll on her patience. Thankfully, her temper had gotten a much longer fuse than when a teenager. No, really. "There's nothing wrong in being a boy... when you're born that way." she mumbled. Though she'd come to enjoy her little sex-changing romps with Ranma-chan with the years, truth to tell, the memory of having changed into a guy during the "Big Nerima Orgy" (and subsequently, screwing not only Ranma-chan but a lot of her female friends and rivals too), had been one of the most embarrassing moments in her life. Not that she'd ever regret fathering Kimiko, of course, but at the time it had been the last nail on the coffin of her perceived "womanly properness". By then, she had had to admit that she definitely was a pervert, like her baka husband. "Really, Yoiko-chan, Daiji-chan? You think it's not a big deal being a boy?" she asked with a rather disturbing smirk, looking alternatively at the twins to make sure they were paying attention. (She had an inkling that it wouldn't take much for Daiji to fall asleep.) "Then, maybe you'd like to experiment how it felt? I'm sure I have enough Instant Nanniichuan for you two to try out...." Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu Indeed Akane wasn't very far from the truth; it didn't take much for Daiji to fall asleep, in fact the little redhead had fallen asleep. Her head tilted back in the sofa, she had understood even less of what Akane had told her than Yoiko had. Yoiko for that matter had vacated the sofa somewhere along the line and was now on the floor doing pushups and sit-ups in rapid procession. "No thanks Akane..." she told the woman as she continued her light exercises. "Mommy doesn't want us playin' around with that stuff." Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane sighed. "For once, I have to approve with your mother's edict. Puberty must be confusing enough to you already for not complicating it with magic stuff." She looked at the slumbering Daiji, and the hyperactive Yoiko. It was quite obvious she had overstretched the twins' weak attention span. She pondered for a second if she shouldn't wait for Ranma's return -- he, at least, could get them to listen. But she scratched that idea quick; Ranma would just be enforcing some of his perverted ideas in the young, malleable brains. Nudging Daiji in order to awake her, she decidedly lectured. "Still, you are now old enough to learn about the differences... it is NECESSARY for you two to learn it. Now, answer me honestly: HOW do you think babies are made?" 'They better not talk about storks or cabbages....' she added inwardly. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu As Akane tried to nudge Daiji awake, the girl just swatted with her hands, reacting like she would have had a bug irritated her in sleep. Pausing in what she was doing, Yoiko watched Akane trying to carefully nudge her sister awake. She wondered what Akane thought she would accomplish with that careful prodding of hers. If she wanted Daiji to wake up, she should simply have yelled in her ear or something. "Well... it's kinda hard to explain." she begun, faltering a bit as she tried too come up with a good way of attacking the subject. Her sister Daiji had always said she had a way with words, but Yoiko herself couldn't see it. She had always felt awkward whenever she and her sister had had to address their class when doing presentations. "When mommy had me and Daiji it was because she loved our daddy. So I guess we are made from love, ne?" She laughed weakly, happy that she had managed to explain things in such a good way. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane rolled her eyes; just like she expected, those two had plain no concept of procreation. She wondered for a short while how to wake up Daiji, before realizing that maybe it was making things easier. After all, it would be simpler to explain to one twin, and then Yoiko could probably explain this to her sister. At least, she hoped. "No, Yoiko-chan. Love is certainly a big part of it, but it's only the main motive of why people are making babies. It's the "why". The "how", it is called "sex". And you'll have to understand it -- and then to explain it to Daiji-chan, since she seems too tired to listen. So, come here and pay attention." She opened the book with some simple, but explicit images on it. Those two will learn, Akane was swearing it. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu Now, despite Akane's best efforts she had never been able too educate the twins in much of anything. In regards of teaching them the differences between right and wrong, Shitagi's bullying of her younger sisters had actually had more of an impact. True, the twins might themselves have become bullies and forced their classmates to give them their lunch money... but there is no proof that the "Doom and Gloom twins" wouldn't have done these things anyway. "The how what?" Yoiko mumbled under her breath. Deciding to humor Akane, she hopped into the plushy sofa again and sat down. Akane had opened one of the books now and was trying to show Yoiko something. Yes, if there was one thing that almost always got the two Hibiki twins interest, it was books with pictures in them. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block The pictures were indeed pretty, and conceived to catch the interest of dissipated kids. They were, however, about a subject that was widely considered disturbing for children a few years ago. Now, sexual education in Japan had made big progress in the last 20 years -- which was largely considered a necessity, since some studies demonstrated that Japanese couples had in average much less sexual rapports than in other country. (Nerima notwithstanding; this district was rather raising the national average.) Thankfully, Akane's explanations were there to clarify things. "So, you see Yoiko-chan, contrarily to what you seem to believe, you need both a man and a woman to make a baby -- and both in opposite genders at the moment of procreation. There may do plenty of other things after or before the 'act' itself -- but the one important thing to do, is for the male to put his penis -- that's the male organ, you've seen Shiro's earlier, right? Well, to put his penis in the female's vagina -- that's the empty hole prolonging the slit between your legs." Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu A bothered look slowly creeping across her face, Yoiko forced herself not to frown. Yoiko had read about this in school; it was called mating, and something animals did. One of the parents putting their eggs in their partners belly where it would hatch. The whole thing had always bothered her; it reminded her too much of one those flicks big sister Shitagi sometimes watched... for what was it she called it? Educational value? Trying to stay attentive, Yoiko went from wearing a slightly bothered look to one of downright disbelief. "No, no. That is all wrong!" she yammered. "Shiro wanna stick it into Shitagi." Shaking Daiji roughly, the other twin's head lolling back and forth, Yoiko roused her sister from her sleep. "Isn't that so, Daiji, tell Akane -- Tell Akane 'bout Shiro and Shitagi." Giving Akane and Yoiko a groggy look, Daiji's eyes started flooding. "Shiro dropped a cupboard on me." Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane resisted the urge to grasp both Yoiko and Daiji's heads -- they were perfectly in position for that -- and clonk their hard Hibiki skulls together. All she did was gently stroking their red hairs, while chanting a mantra inside her head. "Now, now, girls, don't be silly. I already told you: Shiro-kun has no interest in Shitagi-chan. I don't know from where you got the impression, but Shitagi would rather... Shitagi doesn't like boys that way. I was rather worried about what YOU were doing with Shiro-kun. I bet it started out rather innocently, but you never know how far it would go. Now, tell me: did at any time, either you or Shiro suggested sticking his... thingy into you?" Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu Yoiko shook her head. They were going in circles... this conversation was leading them nowhere. "I don't wanna think about that kinda stuff... and neither should you." she told Akane, the woman's words having brought back unwanted memories of her brother's willy. Scrunching up her face cutely, Daiji tried to recall everything that had transpired up in the attic. She distinctly recalled Yoiko telling her to punch Shiro between his legs. She had refused though... she still couldn't comprehend why, but just seeing that thing had frightened her. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane's hand naturally went to her head, but she slowed its approach just in time to make it look like she was just rubbing her forehead, and not facepalming. "You'd better tell me, Yoiko-chan... and you too, Daiji-chan." Akane didn't like pressuring the young girls with this, but she had to know if there was a risk either was pregnant. "Or else, I'll have to bring you to a doctor, who will examine you to know if you're still intact down there." Though, on second thoughts, she might consult a gynecologist anyway for the twins, if only to get them their first contraception shots. Since it was clear they were now old enough to be sexually active (even if dramatically clueless about it), better safe than sorry. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu Naturally Yoiko just clammed up; she had no intention of saying anything. As far as Yoiko was concerned this whole conversation was over. Daiji, on the other hand -- being the more unstable of the two -- glanced worriedly between her sister and Akane. "I didn't do anything!" she pleaded, her eyes growing wet again. Whatever it was Yoiko had been doing with Shiro that Akane seemed so agitated over, Daiji knew for sure that she hadn't been part of it. She had been buried under a cupboard and Akane had seen that. Why was Akane including her in this whole thing? Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane sighed deeply. She could tell the girls were withdrawing into their shells, and she wouldn't get anything more from them. Akane didn't want to chivvy them anyway. They were way too stubborn, and difficult enough already. No need to turn them even more hostile. "You too are just like your mother. You can never get a straight answer out of a Saotome...." she commented fatalistically. So, Akane gently stroked Daiji's head to soothe her. Taking both twin on either side in a cuddly hug, she tried to ease up a bit the mood. "To the gynecologist you'll go, then. It was the right time for it, anyway. Don't worry, I'll choose a female doctor. And I'll ask Ranma to lead you here, if you prefer." Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu Both Yoiko and Daiji could feel their hackles rising as Akane told them in a sweet tone that she would make sure they went to the gynecologist. Tears started appearing in Daiji's eyes again -- this just wasn't fair! She was innocent! Innocent! Why did she have to be punished? "Err... I don't think I want that." Yoiko lamented. Whatever it was this gynecologist did, by Akane's tone it sounded as if it was something neither she nor her sister Daiji wanted to experience. Yoiko and Daiji weren't a pair of lunkheads, but the two girls had never heard about gynecologists before. Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane had enough experience with children to understand where the twins' reluctance was coming from. Or at least she thought. "Yoiko-chan, Daiji-chan, this is not some sort of punishment or anything of the kind. It's just a normal medical examination for girls of your age to go through. All your older sisters went through it; you can ask them. And this won't hurt at all. Heck, with modern equipment, the doctor barely even have to touch you down there...." Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu "Then you do it!" Yoiko deadpanned. If Akane thought this was such a good idea, then she should set a good example and go through the procedure herself. Akane hadn't wanted to take them herself; she had wanted their mommy to do it, so obviously it was something even Akane feared. Daiji just nodded, agreeing with her sister's sentiment -- anything but going to one of those... what had she called them? Gy-gym? Oologist? Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane sighed, and began tussling the twins' hair -- mostly because she knew how much they didn't like these shows of affection. "And who do you think is watching over your future sibling while I'm carrying him or her? I'm consulting my gynecologist often enough already during my pregnancy. Of course, if it's the only way to humor you, why not. I thought you would be more at ease with Ranma-chan accompanying you, but I can do it, too..." Akane stifled a wicked grin from showing on her face. "... if you're so afraid to go there without someone to hold your hand. Honestly, as martial artists, I would have thought you'd show more courage than that...." Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style Byooki Desu Living with Ranma seemed to have taught Akane at least two things: one, Ranma's need to defend his ego was almost as big as said ego, and two, Ranma's kids all took after their father -- or in this case their mommy. Pushing the hand away from her hair, Yoiko stood up in the sofa, the only way she could make Akane look up at her. "I'm not afraid of nothin'!" she declared with a feisty glare. Daiji also got up but she chose to stand on the floor instead. "Yeah... we'll go right now! And we'll beat this gen...? This genealogist!" Yoiko hoped down from the sofa. Akane had suggested that they should go with their mother instead... "That's right sis! We'll turn the jerk into paste!" Re: Sex. Ed. Hibiki-Saotome style St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Akane pinched her nose -- a gesture she was seen doing often around the twins. She wasn't entirely sure it was an improvement, but at least Yoiko and Daiji had agreed to the idea of an appointment with a gynecologist -- even though they seemed to think of it as some kind of martial art contest. Yet, she didn't try to correct them, knowing it would be pointless. Rather, she looked forward to see Ranma trying to explain this to the girls. It would serve the redhead right, and anyway the twins listened a bit better to their mother. "All right, all right... if you say so. Ask your mother first, though." Maybe there was some school of martial art gynecology... why, this was Nerima, after all. That's when Akane heard some splashing coming from the garden, and used the welcomed distraction to cut short the discussion. "Oh! Ukyô-chan... I completely forgot about her." She guessed that her friend had used the little interlude to take a swim. Still, it wasn't done to neglect a guest like that. Standing up, Akane walked toward the engawa, with the twins certainly in toes. She opened the sliding doors leading to the swimming pool, and immediately spotted her former rival. "Sorry, Ukyô-chan, I got busy with the kids. Did you have nice swimmmm...." Akane's voice died down as she trailed off, blinking. She was a bit surprised to discover the Kuonji chef was nude, and cradling a cooing pet squid in her arms.... [TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 19]