RANMA 1/2 THE NEXT GENERATION HENTAI RPG - 14: thread 4

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Compilation by St Fan


[CONTINUED FROM MAIN THREAD'S START]

Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Capskye

Shiro most likely would have continued his assault, but froze as both 
his father and Akane appeared in the doorway.  Shiro stopped dead in his 
tracks, just looking at the two adults.  "Dad?  I didn't know you were 
here...."

At that, the rational part of his brain finally caught up and kicked the 
irrational part hard.  Realizing that Shitagi's room was a mess and he 
was the apparent victor... meant that the blame was going to be put 
squarely on his shoulders.  Looking around, he said with a subdued 
expression "Ah... this is a lot more complicated than it looks, but I'm 
guessing that I'm really in for it."  His head drooped down in 
embarrassment.


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Akane was frozen in shock at the sight of the room.  Not just from the 
amount of destruction in Shitagi's favored place -- though that 
certainly was part of the problem, as Ranma's eldest daughter was 
certain to go beyond mad when she'd see that.

What chocked Akane the most, though, was the posture she found Shiro in 
with his little sister.  Their clothes were in serious disarray 
(especially Shiro's, who seemed to have trouble keeping his family 
jewels in his pants; although Yoiko wasn't much more modest).  It could 
be imputed to the struggle, of course... but more than that, the adults 
had surprised them in an ambiguous position, as if they were "playing 
doctor" or some such.

Of course, the noises they heard and many other things hinted it had 
been more of a brawl between siblings than anything else.  Much more in 
par with the usual antics for this room than the other solution.  At 
least that was what Akane preferred to think.

Tapping her foot, the bathrobe-clad Akane glared at Shiro and his 
sister.

"Okay, Yoiko-chan, Shiro-kun... care to enlighten me as to what you were 
doing here, and what the hell had gone through your heads to thrash this 
room?  And where's Daiji, by the way?  You won't make me believe she's 
not involved in this one."


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Byooki Desu

Ryôga's sheer presence had a remarkable effect on the redhead; from 
looking anything but apologetic her eyes got a puppy-like quality to 
them.  It wasn't as if she was pretending either; Yoiko really didn't 
want her papa to be upset!

"W-well... Shiro really kinda likes this girl, yah see... and me and 
Daiji thought we'd help him out." she explained to Akane and Ryôga in a 
small voice.  Sitting up she pulled her top down over her stomach again.

"... cause Big brother is shy!" she finished with sugary smile.  If that 
explanation wouldn't set things straight, nothing would!

Of course Daiji didn't hear anything of this because she was only now 
starting to stir.


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Karin Kitsune

Ryôga stood, hands on hips, then crossed them as if giving his son a bit 
of time to explain.  He knew Akane would go ballistic about the mess, 
and what the boy was doing.  He decided to almost let her, but that be 
too good for his son.  Still, she did have to get after the girls, but 
Shiro was his responsibility and Akane could not deny that.  "Go ahead, 
Akane." he said, stepping aside as if letting the woman of his heart 
deal with the rowdy girls.  "I think me and my son need to have a little 
talk." he added.

He thought his children knew better then this, but he would not be too 
hard, just strict enough so all three learn a lesson.  "What were you 
thinking?" he asked to Shiro, not removing his eyes from them.

Ryôga then looked to Yoiko as she spoke up, and replied to her lame 
excuse: "That's no excuse, Yoiko." he said, "and you did not have to 
come into your sister's room." he added.  He was appalled that they did 
such a thing, then tried to pull the puppy-dog eyes.  He would not fall 
for it not this time; his anger matched Akane's at what his children 
did.  He then ordered them to find their clothes and get dressed.  He 
eyed Akane once again, apologetically, for everything; including talking 
so harshly and ordering the twins under her roof.  Maybe old habits were 
ever hard to break.  "I'm sorry, Akane." he replied.  He would not blame 
her if she never wanted to see Shiro in her home again


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Capskye

Shiro rolled his eyes as he listened to Yoiko speaking, trying to get 
out of this.  Finally, Shiro just sighed heavily and looked to the two 
adults.  "Yes, Dad...."


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"Don't be, Ryôga-kun." Akane answered to the father of the terrible 
three.  "You have all the right to be mad at them."

Turning back to the children, she glanced at Daiji, who was just 
stirring from under some debris from the fight.  Satisfied that both 
twins were present to hear her reprimand, she crossed her arms and 
tapped her foot.

"Now... of ALL the places you could have chosen for starting up a fight 
with your brother... WHY did you have to choose Shitagi's room?  Not 
only did you almost brought the house down our head... but have you any 
idea of what your sister will do when she'll be back from her training 
trip?"

Actually, that was a rhetorical question.  Akane had no idea either.  
Shitagi could be... inventive when it came to punishing her younger 
siblings.  The parents always tried to rein her a bit in her vengeful 
tendencies, but she sure could hold a grudge (just ask Happy).  Akane 
didn't think she would hurt the twins... much.  Well, at least she 
shouldn't kill them... but she'd sure find something humiliating.


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Byooki Desu

Akane was mean and nasty but Yoiko had never thought the woman stupid.  
Was the baby getting all the oxygen meant for Akane's brain?

"I already told you!" Yoiko insisted in a peevish voice.

Akane wasn't smiling or pretending to be nice now, was she?  No, she was 
showing her true colors now!  She didn't like them -- Akane didn't like 
her or Daiji.

"Shiro has the hots for--!"

She clamped her mouth shut before she could add anything else.  Shiro 
was such a dope -- a wimp -- but he was still her big brother.  If Akane 
knew who Shiro liked she'd probably make his life hell, yeah.  She and 
"Crazy Ukyô" would make sure of that.  Ukyô would never let her "big 
boy" like any other girl than his mommy.  Akane and Ukyô were so mean!  
How could they treat Shiro like this!  It just wasn't fair!

Rubbing at her now moist eyes, Yoiko glanced at her brother.  Only -- 
What if they never found out?!  It was only pure luck that she and Daiji 
had stumbled across the clues Shiro so haplessly strew around... Surely 
they could keep this from Akane!  Fixing Akane with a scowl she raised 
her chin belligerently.

"Ugh... It's none of your business, anyways!"

A loud rumbling was heard as the armoire was pushed up and Daiji poked 
her head out.

"Yeah!  And he can wear panties if he wants to!"


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Karin Kitsune

"Who?" Ryôga asked, trying not to bark the question or shout it.  Dense 
he might be, but pieces of the scattered puzzle met in his mind.  
Shitagi's room, Shitagi's stuff... the only thing that threw off the 
Lost Boy was what his son was doing to Yoiko.  "You... Shitagi... tell 
me!" he almost demanded from them.  He looked from the girls to his son, 
his eyes begging it was not true that his boy loved a relative.  Of 
course, if he did, Ryôga knew he'd handle it probably the same way he 
handled most disasters, by nearly fainting.  If his anger was not riled, 
he knew he would be feeling weak at even the thought.


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Capskye

Shiro rolled his eyes as he surveyed the situation.  He was pretty much 
trapped no matter what he did.  If he tried to explain the situation, 
the two girls would continue to run with this stupid idea they got stuck 
in their heads and make things more confusing.  If he did nothing, then 
the adults would continue to speculate wildly and probably assume 
something worse than what had actually happened.

Shiro finally sighed loudly, "Dad, Mrs. Akane, it's not as bad as you 
think.  I can explain this, but not right now.  I'm very sorry for 
letting things get out of hand and I'll take whatever punishment you 
feel is necessary."


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Akane also took in all the hints that Yoiko and Daiji were so much 
"trying to hide", and added two plus two.  Except that, when it downed 
on her, her reaction was quite different from Ryôga.

After standing there for a short moment, mouth open, too stunned to say 
anything... a tremor began to shook her body.  Head lowered, her bangs 
hiding her face, she trembled uncontrollably for a few seconds...

... before exploding in a loud belly-laugh, tears flooding her eyes.  
Legs getting shaky from the hilarity, she sat on her rump before rolling 
on her back.

"AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!  Shiro-kun... and Shitagi... OHOHOHOHOHO... that's too 
funny--OW!  OW!  OW!  Sorry, baby.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Still unable to control her mirth, Akane was holding her belly and 
hiccupping in slight pain between the pails of laughter.  She was then 
taking long, deep breaths, trying to regain her bearing and push herself 
back to a sitting position.  But she couldn't help still snickering now 
and then.


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Byooki Desu

At first Yoiko was a bit rattled by Akane's behavior, her strange 
wheezing and loud complaints confusing the redhead.  But she wasn't 
stupid -- she had seen Akane act like this before!

"Don't-don't have your baby here!" she pleaded in a frantic voice; her 
eyes having gone as big as saucers when she realized Akane was in 
labors.  "The bird will poop on it!"

The bird in question just tilted its head and gave the humans an 
interested look.

Watching her sister ball her fist up under her chin, Daiji crawled out 
from under the armoire and bopped her brother on his head.  The look on 
her face was accusing as if she was telling Shiro that this was all his 
fault.


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Karin Kitsune

After Ryôga heard Akane laugh he wondered if it really was a joke, but 
did not press things.  He could pry to his son later and tell him if he 
truly liked her, tell him... that is, once his anger settled.  Which it 
did, for the most part, as it was pushed down and concern for Akane rose 
in its place.  He was distracted by Akane's yelps of pain, but then it 
appeared she got back under control.  He still asked if she was alright, 
as he ordered his son from the room with a look that said 'I'll talk to 
you later about this... when we are alone.'  A look Shiro knew all to 
well when he was in trouble.... neck high.

It wasn't that he did not hear Yoiko, but Akane did not or at least no 
longer showed the signs of a woman in the process of giving birth.  Her 
snickering was the only thing breaking the silence after Yoiko spoke and 
Daiji bonked her brother Shiro, blaming him for their antics.  A 
technique they used when wanting to avoid trouble or being blamed, one 
that usually worked.  The initial hit to Shiro's thick head earned the 
girl a momentary glare, but that only lasted briefly as Ryôga's emotions 
kept fluctuating.  He did not want to baby his beloved, but still wanted 
to ensure she was truly okay as she seemed to be.


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Capskye

Shiro was... confused.  He had most certainly not expected Akane to 
start laughing, and when it looked like she might be hurting or in 
trouble, he felt unsure of what to do.  Then he felt a thump as he got 
bopped in the head.  Wincing and rubbing at the spot, he was tempted to 
turn and give the girls a look, though his father's own gaze nullified 
that idea.

Shiro wasn't sure whether to be relieved or worried, but he knew that he 
still had a lot of explaining to do at some point.  Mom was sure to hear 
of this... speaking of which, wasn't she with Akane before?  Where was 
she now that Dad was here?


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Akane wiped the joyful tears from her eyes, and ponderously rose to her 
feet, adjusting the yukata that covered her body.  "Yes, yes, I'm 
alright, Ryôga-kun." she managed to say between some wheezing.  "It's 
just I hadn't laughed that hard since a long time... hehe...."

Taking a deep breath, she tried to regain fully her bearing.  It 
wouldn't look serious nor impressive to scold her children between 
giggle fits.

"Shiro and Shitagi... now that's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard 
in years.  Shitagi-chan would rather..." Akane caught herself before 
using words a bit too descriptive in front of young girls.  "... do very 
not-nice things to Shiro than ever getting lovey-doey.  And Shiro-kun 
surely know this, right?"

After all, Ukyô's son was in the same class as Shitagi; he sure would 
know fully well her disposition toward the male gender.  And Shitagi 
acted rather "nice" toward him, all things considered, on the account he 
was family.  (That is, treating him like a carpet instead of the dirt 
under it.)

"Now, Yoiko, Daiji, don't think I'm going to be lenient on you just 
because you made me laugh.  You'll sure have to respond for this 
unforgivable behavior.  Me and your father will think about the adequate 
punishment.  Before anything, you should begin by repairing the damages 
you caused."


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Byooki Desu

Daiji couldn't help but pout -- a gloomy aura settling around her.  
Akane was wrong, Shiro and Shitagi would be perfect together!  They both 
went to the same class and they both seemed to share an interest in 
panties.

Daiji was sure that if Shitagi only asked Shiro, he would be more than 
happy to help her dress and stuff.  She could model for him in underwear 
and try out new techniques on him, and he could iron her panties and 
brassieres and wash them for her.

Giving her brother another look, she kicked him in the shin; just to 
assure him that she was rooting for him.

"Ummm okay... I suppose we could sweep the floor or something...." Yoiko 
admitted as she twirled around on a leg momentarily to get a better look 
at the room.  Shitagi's room was so messy -- didn't big sister ever 
clean this place?  Clothes strewn all over the place and all the 
furniture tilted over, the place was in major disarray.

Maybe this was why the baby hadn't popped out?  It didn't want clean 
this place either.

"But really, It kinda looked like this when we got here." she finished 
with a sincere expression.  Turning to her sister to get her support in 
the manner she saw her sister bend down and pick something up before the 
other redhead turned to Akane and nodded her head vigorously.


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Karin Kitsune

Ryôga didn't believe them and sided with Akane, since it was her house 
and the twins needed to be taught a lesson.  "No... all off it." he 
said, looking stern to them then his son.  "As for you... you are coming 
with me!" he demanded to Shiro, his look never faltering one iota.


Re: Attic Antics - (Yoiko, Daiji and Shiro)

Capskye

Shiro nodded with resignation, speaking a somewhat muted "Yes, sir."  
While he was partially relieved that he could now speak to an adult in a 
calm, rational manner, he still had to deal with the fact that it was 
his father, a figure who was naturally intimidating to begin with.


[TO BE CONTINUED IN THREADS 5 & 6]