RANMA 1/2 THE NEXT GENERATION HENTAI RPG - 7: thread 1

> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/RtNGHrpg2/

Compilation and proofreading by St Fan


[CHARACTER'S PROFILE]

Player:    St Fan

Character: Matsuiyoko Yotarô

Age:       31

Gender:    male

Curse:     none

Married:   no

Description:
Yotarô was once a sickly little boy fascinated with pandas.  Or was he a 
lazy little boy that preferred to spend time in bed and be doted over by 
his "Maman"?

Anyway, his mother discovered just how healthy he was during a fateful 
encounter with Ranma-chan and her pet panda.  Since then, she pushed her 
lazy son into exploiting his good running speed and stamina in sports.

As a young man, Yotarô had had some success as a Marathon runner, 
winning a few Olympics medals for Japan.  This insured him a moderate 
fame, and lots of success with the ladies -- although he never married.

Now in his thirties, Yotarô is a tall, athletic and handsome man.  The 
former champion retired from competition and became a physical education 
teacher.  He's currently handling the job at Fûrinkan High School.

Yotarô's passion for the giant pandas of China never lessened, but he's 
now more serious about it.  He's quite involved in the protection of 
this endangered species, using his public image to further the cause.

He's far from being the lazybones of his youth, but he still like to 
spend lots of time in bed -- preferably with female company.  Of course 
he's doing his best to never break the no-student/teacher-relationship 
policy of the school, but temptation is everywhere.



[NOTES]

class assignments

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Now, we should assign a schooling year to every student.  Those of the 
same year can be in the same class if you so choose.

1st year: Saotome Satori, Tendô Kimiko, Saotome Mascara (despite being 
18, slower progress because of the cat-mind curse).

2nd year: Hibiki Shiro, Kunô Tantô, Nokumura Chisame (guest), Saotome 
Shitagi (despite being 19, missed most early schooling because of 
Happôsai), Shichifukudôjin Jo Han.



[CONTINUED FROM EPISODE 6, THREADS 1 & 4]

Re: On the Way to School (Chisame, Daiji, Kimiko, Mascara, Shitagi)

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"I am so going to kill them..." grumbled Shitagi.

Once she had reached the gates of the school, she got the disagreeable 
surprise of finding no sibling or cousin following her up in school.  
She had waited for them, but the bell called up the students in their 
class, and she couldn't sneak away easily now that she was in the school 
grounds.

A quick check to Kimiko and Mascara's class showed that "Ninomiya 
Hinako" wasn't present either.  This was a relief, since it meant the 
Principal wouldn't be aware of her sisters' absence immediately.  She 
must have been busy elsewhere.

Still, Shitagi was taking her role of elder pretty seriously.  That was 
the main reason she was so often on their back -- she believed it was a 
big sister's duty.  She was also pretty sure she'd be the one blamed for 
not keeping an eye on her two brain-dead half-sisters.  Worst, she was 
supposed to lead Chisame to her class for her first day, and failure to 
do so wouldn't be appreciated.  If there was one thing the Saotome 
daughter hated, it was being reprimanded by her mother.

"They are so dead... deader than dead..."

So, it was a very upset Shitagi that was attending her first class.  
Drumming against her desk, she was pondering all kinds of nasty 
punishment and holy torture she would lay down on her wayward siblings.  
She wasn't paying much attention to the lesson, but at least the teacher 
was leaving her alone.  It was a common principle for the sensei of 
Fûrinkan to not bother a martial artist whose battle aura was visible 
during class.  He could just hope Tendô Kôchô would conveniently pass by 
at some time.

"Just wait till I get my hands on them..."


School, School, School....

Akurei no Kishi

Satori grumbled to herself, as she walked onto the school grounds.  She 
didn't like going to school, but then again, wanted to prove to her dad 
that she could get better grades than he had.  She wondered what 
happened to everyone else, and looked around, not seeing anyone of 
interest, yet at least....


Re: School, School, School....

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Satori's class was, indeed, devoid of its more colorful members.  Not 
only her sisters Mascara and Kimiko were late, but Ninomiya Hinako was 
also missing.  That was quite a lot of absentees, even for this bunch.

One could wonder why some of the most prominent troublemakers in school 
-- all, incidentally, from the same family -- were reunited in the same 
class.  It was no coincidence.  This allowed the Principal to more 
easily keep them in check, and tamper their ardors whenever they were 
tempted by delinquency, which happened more often than not.

The literature teacher, though, was more glad than anything else to have 
so few loose canons this morning.  The young Hinako didn't count as 
such, since she was rather studious, but the Saotome kids he could go 
without.  When they weren't brewing trouble, they were merely sleeping 
during the lesson -- one peculiar catgirl more often than not curled on 
top of her desk, or on her sister's lap.

Still, he was a pro and had to inquire from the one present member of 
this family.  So, calling Satori's attention, he asked, "Saotome!  Can 
you tell me why your sisters are so late this morning?  Are they sick?"


Re: On the Way to School (Chisame, Daiji, Kimiko, Mascara, Shitagi)

Suvinceus

When Chisame managed to head back to the school, she began to look for 
Shitagi with a look of desperateness in her eyes.  "Shitagi!  Shitagi!  
Where are you?" she called aloud, walking around the school.


School Hours

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

A janitor was attracted by Chisame's panicked cries, wondering what was 
going on.

"What're ya doing here?" asked the bald man.  "Ya should already be in 
class."


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

"I need to meet up with Saotome Shitagi..." Chisame said, looking a bit 
worried if she was gone.


Re: School Hours

T.H. Tiger

"I can help you with that, young lady," a tall, statuesque, brown-haired 
woman said.  She was walking down the hall toward the janitor and 
Chisame.  A medium sized young man was following her.

"I was just taking Jo Han here to Shitagi's class.  You'd be Chisame.  
Your mother called me the other day to say you'd be coming."


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

"Thanks, miss.  What's your name, by the way?" Chisame asked, smiling.  
Her warm smile can almost make anyone feel welcome, even her friends and 
family.

"Oh wait, you must be my step grandmother.  What's this man's name?" she 
asked Hinako.


Re: School Hours

pboost1

"My name is Jo Han.  Though I don't know why I am going to class.  I 
have had more than enough schooling to be in here.  But I will do as I 
am asked."  To the Principal: "Is this my class?"


Re: School, School, School....

Akurei no Kishi

Satori blinked.  "You mean they're not here?" she asked, not really 
paying any attention to much of anything.  "If you want, I can go look 
for them." she said, figuring it would get her out of class for a little 
while.


Re: School Hours

T.H. Tiger

"You're going to class to learn, Jo Han, same as all the other students.  
It's just that what you will be learning may not be the same as what 
they are.  I think you will find your time here interesting, if you give 
it a chance," the principal said.  "As will you, I hope, Chisame."

The principal lead the way to their class and opened the door.  After a 
brief talk with the teacher, she invited them in.  "Why don't you 
introduce yourself to the class," she suggested as she withdrew.


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

"Okay," Chisame said, putting some of her burgundy hair on the top of 
her ear.  She then cleared her throat.  "My name is Nokumura Chisame, 
and I am happy to be in this class now that I am in 2nd year." she said 
to the class.


Re: School Hours

pboost1

"My name is Jo Han.  Glad to be here."


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

Chisame nodded, smiling a bit.  'I think he's cute.  Way cuter than 
Shiro, or something like that...' she thought to herself.


Re: School Hours

pboost1

"Please excuse me, I didn't give information about myself.  My father is 
leader of a small group from the mountains of China.  He was aided in 
meeting my mother by a Saotome Ranma and Tendô Akane.  My father trained 
me in the ways of his group.  I would be honored to have any help in 
adjusting.

He looked around the class and saw that some of the chairs were empty.  
But some of the girls here were cute, and he wondered if any of them 
would he be adding a girl to claims.  He would have to see where this 
visit would go.


Re: School, School, School....

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Satori's teacher almost facefaulted.  He should have expected this.  
That girl just liked to play dumb.

"You aren't going anywhere, young lady.  Three absentees are already 
enough.  They'd better just be late, else the Principal would heard of 
it!"

Those girls... you would think that if they wanted to play hooky, they'd 
at least ask their sister to cover them up, but no.  It looked like the 
whole family was brain-damaged.

"Open your books.  I do hope all of you studied the passage of 
'Les Misérables' that I assigned the day before yesterday...."


Re: School Hours

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi had watched quizzically the two newcomers presenting themselves.  
She smiled for Chisame.  "Finally finding your way here, Miss 
Kidnappers-Bait?"

But then the Saotome girl frowned, since the view of her friend was 
suddenly obstructed by the back of several guys.

Jo Han's speech had brought the attention of some of the girls, who 
giggled and whispered among themselves, but still stayed at their 
places.  However, the boys were much less disciplined, clustering around 
the newbie female student.

Despite the teacher's efforts to have them regain their place, they 
started to assault Chisame with questions:
"Yo cutey, where are you from?"; "Have ya a boyfriend?"; "Are you a part 
of that crazy Saotome family too?"; "What's your favorite food?"; 
"What's your favorite movie?"; "Are ya free to go out after class?"; 
"What're your three sizes?"


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

Chisame looked frantically embarrassed.  The boys thought that she was 
hot, but why are they giving her questions?  Looking a bit peeved, she 
told them, "I am not from the Saotomes.  Instead, I am from the Tendôs." 
she calmly said.  "Also, I do not have a boyfriend." she also said, and 
left the group.  "I'm so sorry, Shitagi," Chisame said, looking a little 
sad.  "I didn't mean to leave you behind." she said also, and sighed.


Re: School Hours

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

The boys almost collectively *cheered* when Chisame confessed not having 
a boyfriend.  However, when she addressed Shitagi, this acted like a 
cold shower.

"Err... you're with... Shitagi?" tentatively asked one.

"Yes." answered another voice than Chisame.  The boys cautiously turned 
around to see the Saotome girl standing behind them, cracking her 
knuckles.

"Scatter." she simply added in a freezing tone.  The boys immediately 
complied, leaving much more free space to the Nokumura girl.  Some of 
them mumbled disappointedly about "yet another lesbian".

"You should have known better than to stay with my two brain-dead 
sisters." commented Shitagi, though she didn't seem that upset toward 
Chisame.  "Have you any idea where they'd gone, by the way?"


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

"I am not a lesbian, for Pete's sake..." Chisame said.  "By the way, 
Shitagi, Kimiko and Mascara are about to head for the theater." she said 
to Shitagi.


Re: School Hours

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi closed eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose.  She was soooo 
going to kill them.

A boy, not belonging to the earlier group, suddenly headed toward 
Chisame and saluted her.  His appearance made the Nokumura girl blink.  
He had spiked -- or rather, blown-up -- black hair on top of his head, 
thick glasses and was wearing a tainted lab coat over his school 
uniform.  A faint, acrid smell of smoke and chemical components was 
emanating from him.

"Indeed.  I must apologize to you in the name of all the representatives 
of the chromosome Y gender of this class.  This is no way to treat such 
a fine specimen of the double chromosome X as you, Miss new transfer 
student from the Tendô side of the extended family commonly known as the 
Saotome clan around these grounds...."

Tantô Kunô completely ignored the glare Shitagi directed at him, 
although said glare was intense enough to kill small animals.


Re: School Hours

Capskye

Shiro watched the goings-on with a bit of amusement.  Things had played 
out more or less the way he'd expected.  Still, the fact of the matter 
was that school was usually a LOT more boring than home life.  Most 
people in this school would argue that point, given the people who 
attended this school, but when informed that you visit said people at 
home on a regular basis, they'd understand.


Re: School Hours

pboost1

Jo Han heard and saw some girls whispering and giggling to each other.  
Before he could ask for questions, he saw that several of the boys were 
getting out of their seats, heading straight for the girl that was 
brought into the class with him.  He started to step in-between them and 
the girl, when the boys were asking several questions to the girl.

Despite the teacher's efforts to have them regain their places, they 
crowded her.

> "Yo cutey, where are you from?"; "Have ya a boyfriend?"; "Are you a
> part of that crazy Saotome family too?"; "What's your favorite
> food?"; "What's your favorite movie?"; "Are ya free to go out after
> class?"; "What're your three sizes?"
>
> "I am not from the Saotomes.  Instead, I am from the
> Tendôs." she calmly said.  "Also, I do not have a boyfriend."

She then called out to Shitagi:

> "I'm so sorry, Shitagi," looking a little sad.  "I didn't mean to
> leave you behind." she said also, and sighed.
>
> The boys almost collectively *cheered* when Chisame confessed not
> having a boyfriend.  However, when she addressed Shitagi, this acted
> like a cold shower.
>
> "Err... you're with... Shitagi?" tentatively asked one.
>
> "Yes." answered another voice than Chisame.  The boys cautiously
> turned around to see the Saotome girl standing behind them, cracking
> her knuckles.
>
> "Scatter." she simply added in a freezing tone.  The boys immediately
> complied, leaving much more free space to the Nokumura girl.  Some of
> them mumbled disappointedly about "yet another lesbian".

Jo Han Also moved out fro in front of the girl that came to class with 
him.

> "I am not a lesbian, for pete's sake..."Chisame said,

"Now what does..." 

He tried to help the teacher calm the class down when Shitagi continued 
talking.

> "You should have known better than to stay with my two brain-dead
> sisters." commented Shitagi, though she didn't seem that upset toward
> Chisame.  "Have you any idea where they'd gone, by the way?"

> "By the way, Shitagi, Kimiko and Mascara are about to head for the
> theater." she said to Shitagi.

Jo Han was standing there, and saw Shitagi close eyes and pinch the 
bridge of her nose.  Then when he was about to speak another boy 
suddenly headed toward Chisame and saluted her.  Jo Han saw how he 
dressed which looked like he'd spent too much time in a lab.  A faint, 
acrid smell of smoke and chemical components was emanating from him.

> "Indeed.  I must apologize to you in the name of all the
> representatives of the chromosome Y gender of this class.  This is
> no way to treat such a fine specimen of the double chromosome X as
> you, Miss new transfer student from the Tendô side of the extended
> family commonly known as the Saotome clan around these grounds...."

Jo Han looked at the second girl, the one that was already in class, and 
she gave him a glare that was intense enough to kill small animals.  It 
looked to Jo Han that this strange boy just ignored it.

Jo Han, in an authoritative voice, battle aura barely seen, stated: "Now 
listen all.  This is no way to act while in class.  This gives the 
teacher no respect and dishonors the class, the teacher and the school.  
If you look around, this lady that came in class with me is just as nice 
looking as some of the ones here already in class.  Your actions make 
her out to be some object to get and are not treating her as the person 
she is.  How would you like it if someone came up to your sister and 
starting goggling over her or try to take advantage of her?  Only this 
gentleman here (pointing to Tantô) is acting like a civilized being.  
Though I am new here, I see no way to act like this.  If you would like 
to obtain information from any person, now is not the time.  WE all are 
in class to learn, and I for one will try my best to do just that.  If 
anybody would like to talk to me about it, I will be happy to discuss it 
with them after school.  Now let us all get to our seats and continue 
with out lesson for today.  (To the teacher) Which desk would you like 
me to sit at?"


Re: School Hours

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

The teacher (a middle-aged, small man) had been quite overwhelmed by the 
stir caused by the newcomers.  So, he welcomed the interruption of the 
authoritative young man.  He preferred that than to be forced to 
surrender and call the Principal to calm the students.  At Jo Han's 
question about where to sit, he waved vaguely toward the back of the 
room, where several desks were free.

The male students looked at the pompous young man and blinked.  However, 
when they saw a hint of battle aura, they precipitately obeyed his 
command.  In this school, you learn quickly to not get on the bad side 
of martial artists.  (The only exception was Tantô Kunô, still beside 
Chisame.)

Shitagi listened to Jo Han with a confused face.  Seeing a boy calling 
for descent behavior was unusual in her book.  However, when he called 
Tantô a "gentleman", her surprise turned into utter shock.  In all her 
life, she would never have believed hearing anybody calling the Kunô 
creep "gentleman".  She'll have to correct the newcomer of this silly 
notion, and soon.


Re: School Hours

pboost1

Jo Han said to the teacher "Thank you.  If at all possible, in the next 
couple of days may I be relocated to the front to get the maximum from 
the lessons?"

When the teacher answered, he will head to one of the desks.


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

Chisame smiled a bit when the boy, who could be Tantô, saluted her.  She 
then sighed a bit, as she managed to get to her seat.  When she got 
there, she began to think of having a good day, despite her brain dead 
cousin and her sister going to the theater.  'I cannot believe Mascara 
said I was a kid instead of a beautiful young girl with finesse,' she 
thought.  'And I am in this classroom, with such a handsome man,' she 
thought dreamily, and sighed, smiling warmly as she thought of him.  
'That Jo Han,' she thought, 'how handsome he is.'  She knew he was 
incredibly handsome, even though she thought Shitagi was beautiful, 
although she was a tomboy.


Re: School Hours

pboost1

Jo Han thought to himself: 'I hate to put the girl that came with me in 
the same class as the other girls here.  Though they are cute, that girl 
seems nice.  Something about a deeper cuteness.  But I just talked down 
the class about asking information.  I wouldn't be setting a good 
example.  I will have to try to talk to her.  She did say that she is a 
Tendô.  Maybe she is related to Akane.  I will have to talk to her about 
it after class.  Who knows, maybe she might be interested in some 
studying together.  We might even be able to work with each other.  But 
her and I will talk later.  Now I need to focus on the class.'


Re: School Hours

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"Well, if you can convince one of your classmate to switch places, I see 
no problem." answered the teacher for Jo Han.

What he didn't say, however, was that he thought of it as very unlikely.  
If one were to examine the desk arrangement, a peculiar thing could be 
noted: all the empty desks were surrounding a lone one, in the back 
corner of the room.

Tantô Kunô, disappointed that Chisame hadn't stayed to listen the rest 
of his Brainy-Smurf-like speech, shrugged and regained said desk.

An even closer examination of the students' seat disposition would 
reveal another telling detail: the girls were all sitting the *farthest* 
away from Tantô's spot, almost forming a half-circle, with the boys 
buffering them from the Kunô presence.

Shitagi frowned when she saw that the Nokumura girl had chosen an empty 
desk away from her.  Grabbing a nearby seat... she unceremoniously 
ejected the boy that was sitting on it, and waved to her girlfriend.  
"Hey, Chisame-chan, you'd better come and sit here.  That desk is free!"


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

Chisame felt bad not hearing about Tantô and his speech, but she felt 
enlightened about the seat Shitagi told her to come sit in.  She 
wondered whom she would sit next to or in front of in this classroom.


Re: School Hours

pboost1

> "Well, if you can convince one of your classmate to switch places,  
> I see no problem."

"Well, this will be fine for now.  I just would like to get the most 
from the lessons.  My father had mentioned to get the most from the 
lessons, to be at the front of the class.  Unless there were any 
volunteers that would be willing to change?"


Re: School Hours

Capskye

Shiro should have been expecting it, but his mind had been wandering off 
elsewhere, and the next thing he knew, he was occupying the floor.  Only 
one person would do this to him, and that was Shitagi.  Shiro sighed 
audibly as he contemplated both the situation and his choices for 
response....

He'd never managed to get on Shitagi's good side, though it wasn't from 
a lack of trying.  He'd tried his best to be nice to the girl, but he 
was always met with a minimum of implied physical hostility, usually it 
was actual physical hostility.  Finally, he'd just given up and tried to 
give her plenty of space like all the other hated males.

As for his options, he could do one of a few things.  He could try to 
fight against Shitagi, and probably end up in the nurse's office.  He 
could accept his fate and go face Tantô; an idea that sent pure chills 
of terror down his spine.  There was one other possibility.  It was 
risky, but if it worked, he could get out of quite a few problems, and 
still be able to slip away for lunch.

Deciding to take a risk, he simply sat there, on the floor, waiting for 
class to start.


Re: School Hours

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Jo Han's suggestion of leaving him a seat in the front row was met with 
deafening silence.  It was like everybody pointedly ignored him.  It 
looked like he had no choice but to sit next to Tantô.

As Chisame came near to sit on the desk Shitagi "freed" for her, the 
Saotome girl whispered to the newbie girl (loud enough for Shiro and 
Jo Han to hear, though):

"Chisame-chan... one advice: don't go near that guy, Kunô Tantô.  Don't 
speak to him.  Don't even think about him.  He's bad news.  You're 
tainting your Karma just by being around him."

It should be noted that Shitagi's casual dismissal of Shiro wasn't 
exactly an act of direct hostility.  More like an expression of her 
conviction than things should always go her way.  She apparently not 
even realized it was Shiro she sent to the floor -- just one generic boy 
-- as proven when she noticed the Hibiki sitting there, and innocently 
asked:

"What are you doing on the floor, step-bro?"


Re: School Hours

Capskye

Shiro wasn't sure if he should be more distraught over the fact that 
he'd been evicted from his seat, or the fact that Shitagi hadn't even 
bothered to notice it was him she evicted.  Still, she had acknowledged 
his existence, so a response of some kind was required.

Shiro simply smiled and said, "I'm trying something different today.  
Figured I'd see how long it took for me to get noticed down here."


Re: School Hours

pboost1

His suggestion for someone willing to switch was met with silence.  
Jo Han accepted the fact he had to be in the back of the class.  He 
thought it was strange that the class would try to put some distance 
between them and one student.  As he sat he saw that the girl who came 
to talk to Chisame, the girl that came into the class, "eject" a student 
from his seat.  Chisame then sat down.  Then the one that was in the 
class spoke, and it seemed like she intended for just a few to hear the 
conversation she was saying.

> "Chisame-chan... one advice: don't go near that guy, Kunô Tantô.   
> Don't speak to him.  Don't even think about him.  He's bad new.   
> You're tainting your Karma just by being around him."

Why would she say that when she knew he could hear?  And what was going 
on with this Tantô?  What has he done to deserve such treatment?  Jo Han 
would have to find out.  Maybe during lunch, or after school he would 
have to find out.  They should think that their actions might be hurting 
the boy.  How would they like it if they were in his shoes?

Jo Han tried to focus on the lesson when the girl that did the ejecting 
and the boy she ejected were talking.

> "What are you doing sitting on the floor, step-bro?"
>
> "I'm trying something different today.  Figured I'd see how long it
> took for me to get noticed down here."

"Maybe I shouldn't get involved, but you (pointing to Shitagi) just 
decided to eject him (pointing to Shiro) from his desk to sit her 
(pointing to Chisame) next to you.  All this while the teacher is trying 
to do a lesson that was interrupted when we came into the class.  My 
opinion that was rude, there are other places she could have sat.  But 
that is my opinion.  Now can we please all get settled so the lesson can 
continue?" he said this with the authoritative voice he used before.


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

Chisame looked a little worried.  She didn't know that Shitagi, who was 
the woman or another girl, managed to eject Shiro out of his seat.  She 
didn't even want to hurt Tantô's feelings.  Sighing a bit, she just 
chose her usual seat.  But if she wanted the seat, she needed to ask 
Jo Han.


Re: School, School, School....

Akurei no Kishi

"Hmm.  Right." Satori said, as she sat down.  She usually worried about 
herself more than anyone else when it came to being late, but to hear 
that her younger sisters were late made her a bit worried.


Re: School Hours

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"Are you calling me *rude*?" snarled Shitagi, glaring daggers -- or 
maybe two-handed swords -- at Jo Han.  "Beware, buster, I've broken 
bones for less than that!"

She then turned to the hesitating girl, who didn't know where to sit 
anymore.  "Chisame!  Get over here!  Didn't you listen to what I said?  
It's out of question you sit close to Tantô!

"And you, Shiro, move your butt for the floor!  There're plenty of seats 
in the back of the room."

The teacher was watching this with teary eyes.  All he wanted was to 
start the class....


Re: School Hours

pboost1

"And that you may have.  I do not deny you your rights, or your skills, 
and I didn't call you rude.  If you would have listened to what I said, 
I said in my opinion what you did was rude.  And unless there is a new 
law that says people can't have opinions, I am entitled to mine.  I 
don't know you enough to judge how you, or anybody, is.  I also feel 
that you don't know me enough to judge me.  And I don't see what the big 
deal is with sitting next to this guy right here.

"I didn't want to disrupt the class any further, but I need to ask what 
has this person done to deserve being treated like this?  How would you 
like it if you were in his place being treated like a plague, and from 
what I can tell, everyday.  I don't what has gone on before I came to 
the school, but I would like to make the best of a situation.  This is 
the class that I was placed in, and I would like to try to learn.  If 
anybody should complain it should be me, because my father, who is 
considered king, was able to give me more education then I needed.  I 
have received the equivalent of three years of college.  And with him 
being king, that would make me a prince."

To Chisame and Shiro: "Would either of you like to sit here in the 
back?"


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

"Fine then.  I won't sit with Tantô, then..." Chisame said, forlornly 
looking at the teacher.  She felt that this was so heart wrenching to 
see class not begin.  Then she said to Jo Han.  "Sure," and just before 
she went to the back, she told him, "You're really sweet..." blushing a 
bit as she said those words.


Re: School Hours

pboost1

Hearing the compliment and seeing her blush caused him to blush a 
little.  Sure he was familiar with girls and all, but having one that 
was cute giving a complement and then blushing along with it, that just 
got to him and no matter how many girls he had been with, he was still a 
guy.

"And so are you, for taking me up on my offer," and barely loud enough 
for only her to hear, he added "and you are very cute."

Back to the regular tone of voice, he said: "Now, I would like to try to 
learn something here.  Teacher, please continue."


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

"Thanks." Chisame said, in a warm, comforting voice.  'I think I'm in 
love,' she thought, as she began to sit on her seat.


Re: School Hours

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi was shivering with fury.  How could this... *boy* dare lecture 
her?  How could he take the defense of Tantô, who's been voted "the most 
slimy guy in school" for two years in a row?  How dare he pretend be 
all-knowing about how a school should run when he'd just arrived today?  
And how dare he boss people around in her own class... that was HER job!

Worst, after his long-winded speech the snob guy seemed to loose 
interest in her, and started talking to Chisame.  He looked like he 
wasn't above flirting with her in the middle of the classroom.

A vein pulsating on her forehead, Shitagi still decided to first deal 
with the more urgent thing before speaking her mind to the newbie.

"Shiro..." she whispered to the boy still sitting on the floor, "move 
your butt from here and go in the back of the room before I help you 
moving by kicking your ass!"

Then, for her female friend she just yelled: "CHISAME!  Don't listen to 
that perv', and go sit in here!  I just told yah, it's unhealthy to sit 
near Tantô!"

Finally, she stomped toward Jo Han... the other students nervously 
backing away around the irate martial artist.  She unceremoniously 
grabbed the Chinese prince by the front of his shirt and growled in his 
face.

"Listen, buster... I don't give a fuck about you being a prince and your 
father a king or any other deluded bullshit!  You just arrive here 
today, and already you think you can make lecture and order people 
around?  I gotta tell you: you have NO IDEA what Kunô Tantô is capable 
of... you have NO IDEA what kind of slime he is... if you knew, you'd 
have keep your big, smelly mouth shut.  And don't try to sweet-talk 
Chisame-chan again... she's too good for you!

"Now, if you are a wise little man, you'll just sit in the back of the 
class and shut your trap for the rest of the year.  However, if you want 
to talk back and piss me off: you're welcome!  It's been a long time 
since I haven't punched someone into the ground and broken a few 
bones... and I'd really having enjoy a punching-ball right now, I got a 
frustrating morning and I need to vent...."


Re: School Hours

pboost1

While he was trying to focus on the class, the girl that was in the 
class when he arrived, she yelled which got the attention of everybody 
in the class, he sighed in his head.  Class will not be starting soon he 
guesses.  Then after what appeared to be a temper tantrum, she stomped 
towards Jo Han, and grabs him by the shirt and pulls him to her face.  
Then when he was next to her face, she spoke to him.

Calmly but also authoritatively, Jo Han answered: "You know what, you 
are right, I don't know what he is able to do, or what he is capable of.  
I try to give everybody a chance to show how they are first before I 
make a decision about their character.  Like I said earlier, I don't 
know anyone enough to judge them.  You may be right, he may be 'the 
slime of the class', but I can't judge that because I don't know him.  
Nor do I know you.  I would like to get to know everybody and give them 
a chance equally.  And no, I wasn't trying to boss people around.  I 
asked if either of them would be willing to sit here in the back, she 
accepted, he hasn't said anything yet.  And I am not trying to move in 
on your authority in the class.  Based on the way the other students 
move when you say so, it appears you are the one in charge here."  He 
held his hands up to show no hostility.

"If I offended you in any way, I am sorry.  I didn't mean to.  I wasn't 
trying to sweet-talk anybody.  I have been as polite as I was when I 
walked into the class.  Again, I offered her and him a seat in the back 
here.  She accepted my offer.  And I am not trying to suggest how a 
class is run.  I was merely stating that there had been enough 
distractions and that I think the teacher would like to finish the 
lesson before the bell rings.  And if I keep my mouth shut, how would I 
contribute to the class?  Now, if you still feel strongly about any 
offense done to you, or to your authority, my opinion is that now is not 
the time nor the place.  I would be more than willing to continue this 
lovely discussion elsewhere and at a later time.  Would you be satisfied 
with that?"


Re: School Hours

Capskye

Shiro decided that while Shitagi was distracted, he'd relocate to a 
different part of the class, hiding behind several of the other, more 
passive students.  Sometimes he was actually quite sad that their 
teacher was so pathetic and didn't mete out a bit more discipline.  For 
once he'd almost be grateful to stand in the hall if he could avoid 
Shitagi's wrath.  Still, at least she was pissed at someone else and not 
him at the moment.


Re: School Hours

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi looked quite surprised by the cool tone Jo Han used to answer 
her.  Most boys she knew would be shitting in their pants by now.  It 
was hard to tell if she considered this a good or bad thing.

"I can't believe it... the little man is getting all polite about it..." 
she mumbled.

She let go of Jo Han, and even smoothed his shirt in a reflex.  "Sure.  
You're right, class had been disrupted enough as it is.  I'd like to 
finish this 'discussion' later though... I'll instruct you in the finest 
points of the school life...." she concluded, her eager smirk implying 
said "discussion" could involve a lot of pain.

Letting Jo Han take his place next to Tantô, she walked back to her seat 
and said to the teacher "We're finished, now, teach.  You can do what 
you're paid for...."

Impotent tears on his cheeks, the academic worker mutely nodded.  He 
turned mechanically toward the blackboard to start the mathematic class.


Re: School Hours

Suvinceus

Chisame smiled, knowing this would be a good class.


Re: School Hours

pboost1

"I would like that.  And hopefully we can start off on the right foot.

He gave her a genuine smile, watching as she took her seat.

To himself, he thought: 'I hope we can settle this civilly.  I can sense 
she has a lot of power, and though it will be a good battle, I would 
prefer not to fight anybody at this moment.  Well, I better start 
focusing on the class.'

He looked at Chisame and saw that she smiled.  Now, whether she was 
smiling at being next to him, or the class, or just how the situation 
went, he wasn't sure.  He looked at her, and gave her a smile, to return 
her friendly gesture.  He would like to get to know her more, but he 
can't go back against what he said when they came in.  He would have to 
talk to her later, like during lunch, or the break.  He then turned back 
to the teacher who was writing on the board.


Re: School, School, School....

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Some time later, the mathematic class (as well as Satori's literature 
class in another room) were coming to an end.

Shitagi was nervously stomping her feet.  She had mostly forgotten about 
the showdown with Jo Han, she had other preoccupations.  Mainly, her 
delinquent sisters.  How could they dare playing hooky just the day 
Shitagi decided to make their life a living hell at school?  She was 
sorely tempted to skip next class, and go hunting them.  But it could 
take some time to find them; Chisame telling her they were going to see 
a movie was a good starting hint, but there was more than one theater in 
Nerima.  And Hinako wouldn't be happy, and would probably try to chase 
her if she tried to sneak out of school.

Worst, next class was physical education... one she really disliked to 
miss.  Not just because of her grades (which were of course excellent) 
but because she liked to watch the girls undressing in the locker room, 
and those cute little shorts hugging their buns... *drool*

Shitagi's daydream was interrupted by a voice in the school's speakers:

"Hello, hello.  Here's an announcement for all students going to P.E.  
class today.  Hachiya-sensei having called in sick, her class will be 
insured by Matsuiyoko-sensei along with his usual class for the boys.  
All female students that should have class with Hachiya-sensei must now 
report to Matsuiyoko-sensei for the roll call.  Thanks for your 
attention."


Re: School, School, School....

Suvinceus

Chisame studied pretty good in math.  Smiling warmly, she didn't know 
what Mascara and Kimiko were doing.  It was a good thing she returned to 
this school.  Plus, she made a new friend with Jo Han.  She just managed 
to put her book into her desk, and managed to open the door, but before 
she could do that, she asked the teacher, "Sensei, can we leave for 
physical education now?"


Re: School, School, School....

Capskye

Shiro had already slipped out of the class at the first ring of the 
bell.  It was better for him that he got away from Shitagi for now.  
He'd been looking forward to P.E., one of the few places he could really 
shine without too much worry.  At the sound of the announcement, though, 
he felt his head droop, "Aw man... you mean I have to put up with her 
AGAIN?"


Re: School, School, School....

pboost1

Jo Han wanted to try to talk to Chisame, before he got separated from 
her.  He wasn't sure where he should go, with him being new here.  But 
first he should try to talk to Chisame.  He exited the class after 
everybody else, but waited just outside the hall for Chisame.  When she 
came out, he stopped her, walking in the direction of the physical 
education class.

"Chisame, would you like to study together this afternoon?  Then we can 
have dinner on me.  I would like to try and help and treat before 
something happens.  I have a feeling that something is going to happen 
between... I believe her name is Shitagi, and myself.  And I want to 
treat a nice person before anything happens.  What do you say?"


Re: School, School, School....

Suvinceus

"Sure.  Why not?  I would love to." Chisame said, flushing pink with 
happiness.  "By the way, I have to go to physical education now.  When 
will you see me again?" she asked.


Re: School, School, School....

pboost1

"I don't know what my schedule is.  I don't know what my next class is.  
I guess during lunch."

He was happy with her accepting his offer, but not in knowing what to do 
next.


Re: School, School, School....

Suvinceus

Chisame nodded, as she headed for the lockers.  When she went in, she 
started to change from her school uniform to her sports uniform.  Her 
black lace lingerie was covered by the white shirt and blue shorts, and 
changed her shoes from school shoes to sports shoes.  She left the 
lockers, and entered the physical education area.


Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

Byooki Desu

If thunder had crackled in the background, Daiji would have laughed; 
instead, she just smirked in satisfaction.  She'd just known that she 
would find her way to school if she just kept her senses focused.  
Getting sidetracked was all too easy, but this time she knew she had 
bested her Hibiki sense of direction this she just knew she had arrived 
at school!

Adjusting the straps of the large backpack she had slung over her 
shoulders, she glanced up at the clock on top of the clock tower of the 
school, giving her head a shake as she carefully approached school so 
not to get lost the last few crucial meters.  So what if she was more 
than two hours late?  At least she had arrived, hadn't she?  Now, if she 
could only find someone that could direct her to her classroom, then she 
could get this whole punishment for being late out of the way and maybe 
eat something.

Finding a tall boy that she had never seen before, something she was 
quite familiar with, she tugged at his sleeve or rather pulled him away 
from the two other boys he was talking with.

"Where's my classroom!"

The boy blinked looking down at the petite redhead but seemed to have a 
hard time speaking since his mouth was just open for several seconds 
without any sound leaving it.  So when he finally did speak, Daiji was 
surprised by the low and dark voice coming from the weak boy.

"Your class??"

The weak boy, who just happened to be a senior member of the school's 
kendo club, replied with a bewildered look on his face.  Of course he 
had never seen her before, but going to the school he was her red hair 
rang several warning bells in his head.

"Yeah..." Daiji confirmed, her face less than an inch away from his.  
She really didn't like this guys' breath, he smelled of rotten fish!

"You want directions to find your class?"

Didn't the guy brush his teeth?  And really who ate rotten fish anyway?  
Not even that stupid sister Mascara of hers did that!  Not that Daiji 
had ever tried to smell her catgirl of a sister's breath.

"Uhuh." she confirmed once more.

"In this school??" the guy asked, his voice taking a slightly higher 
pitch of tone.

"What're yah daft or somethin'?  I just wanna know where to find my 
sister!!"

That seemed to do it for the guy, his voice coming out more like a 
squeak than anything else.

"You... Your sister... I dunno I... uh she has PE now I think... yupp 
most definitely PE!  It's... it's down the hall and to your right, you 
can't possibly miss it!"

Letting go of the guy, Daiji gave him a strange look as she turned 
around and headed in the direction she thought the guy was pointing in.  
Physical Education?  Had they suddenly changed their schedule or 
something?  Damnit!!  But it didn't matter the guy had only confirmed 
what she had already suspected; Yoiko had already gotten to school.


P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

A hand landed on Jo Han's shoulder.  Blinking, the Chinese prince turned 
to found himself face to face with Tantô Kunô, the gleaming of his 
glasses making his expression unreadable.

"New transfer student from the mainland of China, I want to thank you 
for taking my defense earlier in the beginning of Mr. Hinoda's class of 
mathematics, against the gravely imbalanced person of the female 
persuasion known under the unusually underwear-oriented name of Shitagi 
of the clan Saotome (on her mother's side).  But as it is my duty now, I 
must warn you of the possible repercussions of this courageous and 
selfless act of protecting one of your classmates against unwanted 
slandering before even having been fully acknowledged with them.  
Indeed, this individual, Saotome Shitagi, junior student at Fûrinkan 
High School despite her biological age of nineteen, consequence of a 
very irregular scholarly schedule in her younger years, no doubt 
explaining some of her lacking in the domain of common sense, 
intelligence and tact, could cause you no end of trouble.  Her hostility 
for the members of the human species born with a set of chromosomes XY 
is unfortunately well known by everybody in these halls of learning, as 
she'd never discarded an opportunity of demonstrating it, mostly by 
ruthless physical violence or unsubtle intimidation.  This behavior, 
there is absolutely no argument on this fact, take indubitably its 
origin in her deeply rooted sexual orientation, which lean exclusively 
toward the same specific gender, in what could only be called fully 
assumed homosexuality, which made her what common folks know under the 
denomination of 'lesbian', or even the much more cruder terms of 'dyke', 
'butch', 'rug-muncher', 'yuri' and the like.  A most unfortunate state 
that could only be the result of a serious hormonal imbalance and 
unenlightened view of the world that one may only hope some genius will 
one day find a medical remedy for, not at all unlikely considering the 
kind of miracles science is nowadays able to perform...."


P.E.  Class... with Chisame

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi sighed as she watched Chisame undress and then put out her sport 
uniform.  Too bad the Nokumura girl was all business about it and didn't 
take her time.... the other girls were wary of the lesbian watching 
them, so they either hid or were quick about it.

Shitagi could have taken off her own clothes in a blink with her 
peculiar martial art style, but she was in no hurry.  She was still 
worried about her sisters... the Principal was bound to notice their 
absence, and could even had started chasing them already.  She disliked 
the thought; she was the only one that should be entitled to punish 
those two airheads.  Boy, when she'd find them, their bottoms were going 
to be very sore....


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Yotarô-sensei, the male gym teacher of Fûrinkan High, grumbled against 
the unfairness of life.  Because of his female colleague's sick leave, 
he had twice the usual workload today.  Not only he had to coach the 
boys in his class, but the girls too.

It's not like he disliked teaching to girls... he had nothing against 
them.  But whenever the cute teenagers were flocking around him, they 
tended to be... distracted.  They hardly paid any attention to his 
advices; most of the times they just stood there with pulsing hearts in 
their eyes.

It wasn't like he minded being at the receiving end of many a girl's 
fantasy, but the school rules were strict... and with the peculiar 
powers the Principal had at her disposal, he certainly didn't want to be 
caught flirting with a student.

Yotarô sighed... he really should have stayed in bed today.

Walking toward the sport fields, he noticed a young girl with read hair, 
who seemed to searching for something.  He frowned.  She looked a bit 
too young to be in high school, although he couldn't tell for sure just 
from her school uniform -- with the much more relaxed dress rules of 
these days, junior-high-school sailor fuku (very often with way-too-
short skirts) were quite in fashion.

"Hello, little girl.  Are you lost?"


Re: P.E.  Class... with Chisame

Suvinceus

As Chisame finished changing, she took off the accessory in her hair, 
turning it from her chignon to her silky burgundy hair.  She then 
adjusted herself, and managed to leave the lockers.  Even though she was 
thinking that P.E. class would be fun, she couldn't stop thinking of 
tonight.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

Listening to Tantô talk, Jo Han was starting to understand why people 
were reluctant to be around him.  Though he couldn't judge him on this 
alone.  He might be able to try and help him to come to terms with 
everybody.  But he can tell it will be a lot of work.

"Not at all.  I don't like it when people are pushed around.  If a 
confrontation between her and me happens, it will happen.  I may have to 
just have a talk with her, and explain that there was just a 
misunderstanding.  And if something does happen, I can take care of 
myself.  Now, if I can say something, people don't like to be around 
you, I noticed that.  It might be the way you talk.  Try not to talk so, 
technical.  People don't like those who think they are smarter then they 
are.  I am not saying stop being smart, just don't overdo it."

He said this as they entered the changing room, for the physical 
education class, and absentmindedly got dressed while talking to Tantô.


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

Capskye

Shiro had a different teacher for P.E. than most of the other 
Saotome/Tendô/etc. clan, so this was one of his few moments of peace in 
a typical school day, and it gave him a chance to relax and collect his 
thoughts.  Shitagi had been her usual scary self, but that new guy sure 
seemed rather sure of himself, not to mention rather high and mighty.

Looking over to Yotarô-sensei's class, he felt a small twinge of pity 
for the teacher.  He was a decent person, really easy to talk to, but 
the girls did tend to hound him, and Principal Tendô was more than a 
little strict with teacher/student flings.  It was about then that he 
noticed someone who looked rather familiar, but from this distance, he 
couldn't quite be sure, "Daiji?"


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

After getting dressed, he exited, and found the boy that was ejected to 
the floor.  Since Jo Han was just floating right now, he decided to go 
and try to be friends with him.

"Hello again."


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Capskye

Shiro looked up at the guy who'd made such a scene with Shitagi back in 
Math class, blinking a bit in curiosity, "Hello yourself.  You're... 
Yohan, right?"  He wasn't all that great with odd sounding names, so he 
messed it up speaking.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

"Yes, you are correct.  I must apologies for my actions earlier.  I 
didn't like the way she was... acting.  And the way she treated you.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Suvinceus

When Chisame left the lockers, she saw Shiro and Jo Han.  She walked up 
to them, and looked bewildered that Jo Han was going with the class to 
P.E. class.  "Oh!  I didn't know you had the same period as my class, 
Jo Han." Chisame exclaimed, looking a bit shocked.  She looked at Shiro, 
and waved hello.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

Jo Han, didn't see Chisame because he had his back to the locker rooms, 
was glad to hear her voice.  He turned around, and greeted Chisame.

"Oh, hi Chisame.  I didn't know either.  With me not having a specific 
schedule, I decided to go with those I am most familiar with, and that 
would be you and this friendly gentleman here.  I may have to ask that 
if it possible to accompany either of you to the next class until I get 
my own schedule."


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Capskye

Shiro shrugged a bit, but then smiled and waved to Chisame, waiting for 
the moment until she and Jo Han had finished speaking.  Despite being a 
strong martial artist, he'd developed a somewhat passive and introverted 
personality... rather odd given his parents reputation for loud 
outbursts.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Suvinceus

"Sure.  I'm interested." Chisame said, looking very sweet.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

"Thanks.  Now, I do have a couple of questions.  What did... Tantô do to 
deserve being treated like the way he is?"


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Akurei no Kishi

Satori sighed.  She hated Phys Ed, and especially with her "condition" 
it was slightly boring, since she had to sit on the sidelines.  She 
found herself blushing somewhat though, as she noticed some of the girls 
looked rather cute in their gym clothes.  Satori just blushed again, and 
kept her hands in her lap.


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

Byooki Desu

Now, by some miracle Daiji had found her way to the sports field.  The 
only problem was, she was still lost.  The field was nothing like she 
remembered it; far bigger.  And no matter how hard she tried, she simply 
couldn't spot any of her classmates among the few that had started 
milling out from the school.  Scratching her head, she bent down and 
started retying her shoelaces, this action rendering it impossible for 
her to spot Chisame or Shiro who were making their way out onto the 
sports field.

> "Hello little girl.  Are you lost?"

Blinking, Daiji looked up from where she was hunching, and up and up 
and....  All of Daiji's older siblings, excepted Yoiko, where taller 
than her, but not even her mom or dad were this tall when in male forms.  
Sure, she had seen people taller before, but she usually chose to keep a 
distance to them.  She didn't like the way other people made her feel 
small, it gave her complexes.

Quickly standing up so as to give her every inch of height she could, 
she blew out her cheeks in an irritated manner before settling her mouth 
in a pout.

"I'm not lost!!..." she told the guy matter-of-factly.

After a fashion, she wasn't lost she knew exactly where she was; she was 
standing in front of this tall jerk!  Refusing to meet the guy's gaze, 
she looked away from him and to the side, glaring at the pavement and 
grass of the sports field.  This was when Shiro spotted her, but she 
didn't notice her brother since she wasn't looking his way.

"I'm not lost... I just can't seem to find my class..." she told him in 
a smaller tone, only to finish of with a "... you big jerk."


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi, finally dressed in gym clothes, exited the lockers room and 
scanned for Chisame... to find her discussing with the sleazy new boy 
and her worthless stepbrother.

Eyebrow twitching and mouth snarling, she tried to contain herself, 
mumbling "Must resist... must not inflict unspeakable violence on that 
jerk... must not succumb to the temptation of breaking his bones and 
stomping repeatedly on his face...."

Sure, Chisame-chan had told her she wasn't a complete lesbian, and that 
she planned to loose her virginity to some guy one day.  So she 
shouldn't be jealous.  Just because she seduced the girl once didn't 
mean she owned her.  Yet, Shitagi couldn't help to envision hanging 
Jo Han to some streetlight with her own lengthy pigtail.

Keeping her anger in check, Shitagi walked stiffly to the group.  She 
heard Jo Han's question, which helped her to calm down.

> Thanks.  Now, I do have a couple of questions.  What did...
> Tantô do to deserve being treated like the way he is?

"I'm glad you asked this." said Shitagi from behind the boys, startling 
them.  She crossed her arms and started to explain.

"If you really want to know, Kunô Tantô is the resident mad scientist.  
He's the 'president' of the local Chem. Club, and not a day went by 
without him causing some kind of explosion.  Well, if he just kept 
trashing his own lab, it wouldn't be so bad, but he several times it 
started a fire that threatened the whole school.

"But even that is nothing.  The problem is that Tantô is a complete 
creep.  You've heard the way he talk, but that's only the tip of the 
iceberg.  He thinks of himself as a pure genius, and has en ego the size 
of the Moon.  But the truth is that he's really, really not all there in 
the head.  Believe me, trying to follow his thought process is bound to 
send you into a nicely padded cell, screaming.  Just hearing his 
laugh... urgh!  Let's not talk about his laugh.

"The worst, though, are his 'inventions'.  He's always pretending it's 
for 'the betterment of science', but in fact most of the time it's 
completely perverted, and the girls are the victims of it.  Maybe I 
should mention the time he poured some stuff in the swimming pool of the 
school while the girls were training, and it _dissolved_ our swimsuits?  
Or another time, where he sneaked in the lockers room and laced our 
clothes with some irritant powder... after some time it itched so bad 
that every girl had to strip immediately in front of everybody... and we 
know it's him, he had a camcorder ready!  We have to debug the locker 
and shower rooms every week for hidden cameras and the like....

"And let's forget he's hounding some of my sisters... he call them his 
'guinea pigs'.  They have weird sort of curses, you see, like Kimiko 
who's a rubber girl and Mascara who's a catgirl.  And so, Tantô is 
always talking about 'finding the scientific facts behind those 
fascinating mutation by process of vivisection...'.  You'd understand 
easily that they don't like him much.

"And I won't even mention he's an inbreed freak.  His family has a bad 
history; it is said insanity run deep in the Kunô, but Tantô is topping 
them all.  Hey, if you can believe the rumors, the two most likely 
winners of a paternity test would be either his uncle or his 
grandfather...."


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Yotarô-sensei had missed the last part of Daiji's mumbling, so he was 
all smile when he leaned to ask the petite girl: "Well, maybe I can help 
you find your class, but are you sure you're in the right school?  How 
old are you?"


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Suvinceus

"I don't know, but I think that he's a lot more smarter than all of us." 
Chisame said thoughtfully.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

Jo Han turned around startled from the unexpected visit from Shitagi.

"Oh, you startled me.

Jo Han stood there listening to what a being said.  He was getting an 
idea of what was going on.  So he was a little promiscuous, but wasn't 
every teenager.  He himself had many encounters, though that was thanks 
to his father.  Now he might be able to make things better between him 
and Shitagi.  He just had to phrase his comments just right.

"May I say something, without you becoming offended and wanting to 
seriously hurt me?"


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

> "I don't know, but I think that he's a lot more smarter than all of  
> us." Chisame said thoughtfully.

Shitagi sighed.  "Oh, I never said he wasn't smart.  He got top grades 
in every scientific class.  That's what he uses those smarts for that 
bother me."

> "May I say something, without you becoming offended and wanting to  
> seriously hurt me?

Shitagi glared at the boy before shrugging.  "I'd already like to hurt 
you, so I guess it wouldn't change anything...."


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Suvinceus

Chisame gasped in shock, looking very worried that Jo Han would get 
hurt.  She got behind him, and held his arm, looking scared.  "Why don't 
you be nice to him like I am?  What you were going to do, is too 
dangerous!" she said to Shitagi.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

"First off, I again have to apologize to you.  I took control of your 
class, and that was wrong."  He bowed to show respect.  "Second off, I 
butted in where I shouldn't have.  Again that was wrong.  Thirdly, I 
offended you by coming to the defense of a student without knowing the 
circumstances behind the situation."  He bowed again.

"Now, I must say that though I am a new student here, I would like to 
learn the rules around here.  But I also like to try and get both sides 
of story.  I was clearly out of character to interrupt you in class.  I 
was just raised to try and help those who are unable to, or who can't 
defend themselves, and that is what I was doing.  I was just following 
the way I was raised.

"I know you are an authoritative figure here.  I can tell by the 
students moved when you said so.  But I also have to say this."  He held 
up hands to show no hostility.  "Though you are an authoritative figure 
here, my opinion that doesn't give the ability to tell people what they 
can and can't do.  Chisame here (motioning to her) has asked for my help 
in tutoring her in mathematics, and I felt compelled to help her.  But 
since you are an authoritative figure, I felt it necessary to tell you 
what we are planning.

"She mentioned in-between classes that she likes the fact that I am from 
China.  And while we are studying, I will be answering her questions.  I 
hope you don't have a problem with that."


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Capskye

Shiro, for his part, was doing what he did best, blend into the 
background and learn as much as he could about the situation before 
acting at the appropriate time.  For now, it was a contest of wills 
between Jo Han and Shitagi, and the boy was holding his own pretty well.  
It would depend on if he made Shitagi lose her cool or not...


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Akurei no Kishi

Satori sighed, sitting in the bleachers, listening to the conversation.  
"Given a chance, Shitagi would hurt everyone." she mumbled, mostly to 
herself.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi listened to Jo Han's speech (with a pretty bored look) but she 
first addressed Chisame to calm down the girl.

"Hey, hey, Chisame-chan, no need to get upset about it.  I just want to 
hurt him on general principles.  It's just normal, healthy hostility, 
nothing to worry about."

Then she talked to Jo Han in a casual tone: "You know, you're perfectly 
right.  I have no right to tell Chisame-chan what she can or can't do.  
Just because I bedded her once, doesn't mean I can direct her life 
afterward.  So, she can teach you mathematics all you want, or jump your 
bones if it's what she'd like.  I don't have a say in this."

But finally, she pushed her face very close to Jo Han's and concluded 
with a snarling smirk: "However, since I'm a possessive, jealous bitch, 
I can't help wanting to hurt you for this.  So, are we going to continue 
discuss this like civilized people -- it seems to be your thing -- or 
are we going to get into a messy, violent, cathartic fight over it -- 
which is much more MY thing?"


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Suvinceus

Chisame said, "Thanks, Shitagi..." and looked a little worried when 
Shitagi was glaring at her friend.


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

Byooki Desu

Black and red with a snow-white scarf, the school dress Daiji was 
wearing had irked her on more than one occasion, as it seemed to simply 
shout young.  Kimiko was small too, but even if she looked like an 
innocent girl Daiji and Yoiko's age, the lost twins had mannerisms about 
them that would have made anyone seem young.  Kicking the dirt with one 
of her boots, she refused to meet the man's gaze as his larger frame 
cast a looming shadow over her.

"I'm plenty old!" she told him in a rather spoiled tone, that Yotarô 
might have remembered himself using as a young boy.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

> "You know, you're perfectly right.  I have no right to tell  
> Chisame-chan what she can or can't do.  Just because I bedded her  
> once, doesn't mean I can direct her life afterward.  So, she can  
> teach you mathematics all you want, or jump your bones if it's what  
> she'd like.  I don't have a say in this."

When he heard that Chisame wasn't a complete virgin, he was shocked, but 
he kept it hidden.  That is something he will have to discuss with her 
tonight.

> But finally, she pushed her face very close to Jo Han's and concluded  
> with a snarling smirk: "However, since I'm a possessive, jealous  
> bitch, I can't help wanting to hurt you for this.  So, are we going  
> to continue discuss this like civilized people -- it seems to be your  
> thing -- or are we going to get into a messy, violent, cathartic  
> fight over it -- which is much more MY thing?"

So that was it; she wanted to fight, and it appeared that no matter what 
he did, she still wanted it to end in someone getting hurt, and it 
appeared that the someone right now was Jo Han.

"I just have a few more questions.  Answer them and if you are still 
interested in a battle, then we will do it.  You mentioned that it was 
general principles that you want to hurt me.  And what principles will 
those be?  And you said that you want to hurt me for this.  What is this 
'this' that you want to hurt me for?  And if you are offended by 
something that I did, what is it?  What did I do to offend you so much 
that you would like to hurt me?  Also, I can sense that you are strong, 
and have a lot of power.  Chances are that I would get extremely hurt in 
the battle.  But, if by some odd chance that I was to get a lucky shot 
in, and somehow hurt you, would it be worth the fighting?  Answer me 
these, and like I said if you still want to... brawl I guess it would be 
called, we will."


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Akurei no Kishi

Satori blinked, and shook her head.  "Shitagi being nice... That's a 
shocker... She usually breaks bones first and asks questions later..." 
she told herself, then shrugged.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Luckily for Satori, her older sister didn't hear her mumblings.

"You're pretty dense, are you?" Shitagi idly commented for Jo Han, her 
arms crossed.

"Okay, I guess I'll have to spell it out for you.  Those 'general 
principles' I was talking about, were based on the rule that when some 
womanizer tries to steal your girlfriend, you want to hurt him.  And 
that was also the 'this' I was referring to.  Haven't you listened?  I 
told you, it's just plain, old, natural jealousy."

Then she uncrossed her arms and put her hands on her hips, a smirk on 
her lips and her gaze piercing Jo Han to the soul.  "But don't get me 
wrong.  I wouldn't challenge you to a fight if I felt you were just the 
ordinary guy -- I'd just gently kick you around, then.  But you're not 
the only one that can judge auras or say one is a martial artist from 
the way he moves.  I can tell you're very well trained, probably in some 
weird Chinese martial art.  Ain't that right, mister Princey?  So, I'd 
say it *would* be a worthy fight -- if only to appraise our respective 
skills."


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

> "I'm plenty old!"

"I'm sure you are..." Yotarô humored the little girl, recognizing the 
youthful brashness and pride behind the words.

"Well then, just tell me which class you are in, and I'll help you go 
there... unless it happens to be my gym class, in which case you'll stay 
with me."


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

Jo Han listened to what she was saying.  She was calling him dense when 
he has stated that he wasn't trying to take anybody away from anyone.  
He will have to spell this out for her.  Though he appreciated the 
compliment.  He appreciated that she can tell he is trained, and that 
she acknowledged the skill.  Though he didn't want to have to fight so 
soon.

"Very well, we shall fight.  I do appreciate the acknowledgement of the 
skills.  And yes, I would say that it should be an interesting fight.  
Now, you are calling me dense when I explained something to you that you 
said I am trying to do.  I guess I am not alone in not listening.  I 
have already stated that I haven't tried to take anybody away from no 
one.  I might not have said that I so many words, but the meaning is 
there.  And if you were listening in class, I am not the one that will 
be needing the tutoring.  It was simply stated that we will be studying 
together.

He motioned for a moment, backed up, moved Chisame out of the way, 
insuring nobody would get hurt, and started the fight.

"Thousand Pinching Chopsticks!!

And he released the attack at Shitagi.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Suvinceus

Chisame nodded, as she left Jo Han and Shitagi there, hoping that one of 
them might win.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi would probably have attacked herself first if Jo Han hadn't 
taken first step, when he told her she wasn't listening (and dared to 
slander her intelligence).  It was not that she hadn't been listening to 
him, but that she was plain not believing him!

However, Jo Han's sudden attack was quite surprising; she would have 
expected the sissy boy to try to argue some more, and then maybe to find 
a good place for a showdown, like the sport field.  That's why the 
multi-strike of mini-ki-shots took her quite flatfooted.

"Hey!  Ow!  Why!  Ouch!  You!  Gack!  Cheat!" she yelped while 
frantically ducking and dodging around the multitude of tiny ray of 
light.  Her nimbleness wasn't enough to avoid them all, so she was 
forced to parry some of them with her arms held in front of her 
vulnerable spots.  Several little pinprick of ki burns appeared on her 
forearms.

"Okay!  You wanna get serious?  I'll give you serious!"

Landing from her backward jump a few yards away from Jo Han, she 
immediately cupped her hands for a ki-blast riposte.

"MÔKÔ TAKABISHA!!!"

A yellow ball of emotion-driven ki flared from her hands and rocketed 
toward her opponent.  This was merely, however, a distraction.  While 
Jo Han was dodging the attack, Shitagi was putting on her "fighting 
gear".

That is, instantly stripping down to her panties and bra.

Several male bystanders immediately began to drool or nosebleed.
"Oh yes!  I was hopping she'd do that...."
"Yeah... too bad, we can look but never touch...."


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

> "Hey!  Ow!  Why!  Ouch!  You!  Gack!  Cheat!"

"You are calling me a cheat?  I'm not the one who started this.  You 
are!!"

> "Okay!  You wanna get serious?  I'll give you serious!"
> "MÔKÔ TAKABISHA!!!"

Seeing the ball of energy coming towards him, he decided to deflect it 
with the defense taught by Wu.  He wasn't near as large as Wu, so he had 
to develop something to help protect him like Wu was.  He kneeled down, 
placed his arms in front of him and recited:

"Energy Deflect Defense!"

Jo Han just sat there, and as the ball came towards him, it appeared 
that he would get hit.  But just inches before it struck, the ball was 
deflected to the ground.

While the fight was started, several onlookers came to check out what 
was going on.  At the same time Jo Han deflected the attack, Shitagi 
started stripping down to her panties and bra.  With the attack being 
deflected, he saw her strip.  Though she was attractive, she wasn't 
really doing anything for him.

"And what is that supposed to do?  If it's supposed to make me just lay 
down, I have to say that it's not working.  You are attractive, but I 
have seen more endowed and better built in my travels.  Sorry, you don't 
cut it in my book.  So what else do you have?  I'm waiting, and with the 
audience, I want to give them a good show."

Keeping her in his vision, he stood there, and gave a wink at Chisame.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Akurei no Kishi

Satori sighed, looking over Shitagi.  "She'd be pretty cute if she 
wasn't related." she said, then blushed, putting her hands in her lap, 
and leaning forward.  "Hey Chi-chan!  Wanna take bets on who will win?" 
she asked, trying to get her mind off of what she was thinking.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Suvinceus

"Sure, why not, Satori." Chisame said, smiling a bit.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi had observed the Chinese boy's ki-deflection move.  Interesting, 
but she could see the obvious flaw in the technique.  She'd probably put 
it to good use later.  For now....

"Why?  Don't you like what you see?" teased Shitagi, taking an 
exaggerated pose.  "Blah!  Don't worry, it's not aimed at tantalizing 
boys." she added... while, apparently, unclasping her bra.

Before Jo Han could conclude that her acts weren't coinciding with her 
words, she suddenly had a bra in each hand... while, strangely, still 
wearing one over her bosom.

"Catch!" she playfully said, while throwing both said brassieres toward 
Jo Han... and they started spinning in the air like two whirling blades.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Capskye

Shiro had chosen to evacuate the area a little while ago, just before 
the fighting started.  As he watched with curiosity now, he was certain 
that the crowd would just get larger, especially with Shitagi fighting 
in her underwear as always.

Looking up into the sky, he sighed and wished that lunch would get here 
faster.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

> "Why?  Don't you like what you see?" teased Shitagi, taking an  
> exaggerated pose.  "Blah!  Don't worry, it's not aimed at tantalizing  
> boys."

"Again, you aren't listening.  I didn't say that I didn't like it.  I 
said that I have seen better throughout my travels.  You are cute, but 
not as well as some of the ladies I have seen."

Seeing her unclasp the bra, he started thinking not about the match, but 
he quickly focused when she had another bra on underneath.  Shitagi did 
something unexpected and threw the brassieres at him, which made Jo Han 
duck, since they were aimed at his head.  After ducking, he quickly 
stood up and starting attaching the chopsticks together, pulling several 
more from his pockets to attach.  He always made sure he had several of 
the special chopsticks with him, because he never knew when he would 
need them.  If anything were to happen to them, he could always get more 
sent to him, or go to a shop that would make them especially for him.

While he was attaching the chopsticks together, screwing them into each 
other, he spoke to Shitagi.  When he'd finish the attaching, the stick 
would be about four feet long.

"You do that and you call me a cheat?  What's next, using your hair to 
tie me up?  Before we continue I have to apologize for the attack 
without any warning.  That was wrong.  Now let's continue."

He stood there, in defense mode, with the stick in one hand, held off to 
one side behind his back.  He needed to be careful with her, because she 
had tricks and weapons, and that was more then what he thought he was 
getting in to.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Akurei no Kishi

Shitagi's act with the bra was just a bit too much for Satori.  She 
pulled her knees up to her chest, and sighed a bit, wishing that she 
didn't feel so turned on by the act.  "So... Um... five bucks on big 
sis?" she asked.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Suvinceus

"Sure.  I don't know who's gonna win, but ten bucks to Jo Han." Chisame 
said to Satori, looking a little worried.


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

Byooki Desu

What class she was in?  What kinda stupid question was that anyway?!

"I'm in the same class as my sister, of course!" she stated matter-of-
factly as the wind picked up and Jo Han and Shitagi were about to square 
off.  Daiji didn't see any of this however, since she was looking at her 
own feet.

"You dope." she added, too silently to be heard by anyone but herself.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

> "You do that and you call me a cheat?  What's next, using your hair  
> to tie me up?  Before we continue I have to apologize for the attack  
> without any warning.  That was wrong.  Now let's continue.

Shitagi blinked, wondering for a split-second 'how did he guess?' Then 
she realized he didn't, he was just joking around.  Still, she decided 
to keep this attack for later... this weird stick he was brandishing may 
provide some sort of defense anyway.

"My style is called 'Anything Goes' for a reason, China Boy." she 
taunted.  "And you're right, we usually do this in the field to be sure 
there's no bystander.  But they're smart enough to take their distance 
by now... which mean I can do this..."

'This' happened to be Shitagi putting her thumb in the hem of her 
panties... and doing an acrobatic tumble to take them off and land on 
her feet in a flash.  But she was still wearing another pair underneath, 
just like with her bra...

Before her opponent could wonder what was that about, she had the piece 
of undergarment rolled in a small ball and tossed at him.  "A gift!" she 
mocked.

That's when Jo Han noticed the very short, _lighted_ wick coming from 
the rolled panties.

*B-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!*


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Yotarô-sensei sweatdropped and scratched his head.  'Okay...' he 
thought, 'this isn't helping me much...'

He was about to ask Daiji just who was her sister, when the ground shook 
and a very loud "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!" echoed through the 
sport field.

"What the..." mumbled the teacher.  His first reflex was to look toward 
the school buildings, but he realized there was no science class going 
on now, so it was doubtful it was Tantô and his goons blowing things up 
again.  So, he turned in direction of the ongoing showdown, which was in 
his back until now.  "Don't tell me there's a fight going on during *my* 
class!?"

Daiji, for her part, was pretty sure she knew this noise... it really 
sounded like on of Shitagi's favorite move, the "Shitagi-Dai-Karin", 
inspired by the "Happô-Dai-Karin" of the infamous Anything Goes founder.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

pboost1

Seeing her throw something caused Jo Han to clench the staff tighter, 
for he didn't know what to expect.  Then suddenly the explosion 
happened.  He wasn't expecting that, so that caught him by surprise.  
But luckily, Ebiten showed him how to use objects to deflect most 
things, and he brought the staff in front of him and started spinning 
it, knocking most of the debris either to the ground, or back at his 
opponent.  He was good, though he wasn't able to block everything.  Some 
of the debris did manage to get through, and it hit various parts along 
his body.  That stung, but he was able to block it out, for now.  After 
the battle he will have to nurse the wounds.

"'Anything Goes', huh?  Does truly 'Anything Goes'?  *ow*  So I could 
throw sand in your eyes and that would be legal cause anything goes.  
*ow*  I'm not trying to mock your style, it just sounds strange.  Though 
mine might *ow* sound equally strange.  I was trained in the Lucky Gods 
style." he said while knocking debris down and back at Shitagi.


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

Byooki Desu

Reflexively covering her ears with her hands Daiji stared at the battle 
taking place no more than fifteen meters away from her.  Eyes no longer 
on her own feet, she could easily distinguish her oldest sister 
trademark pigtail and her trademark battle outfit.

"Sis!?!" Daiji exclaimed, more than a little surprised to find her 
sister at her school fighting somebody.  What was she doing there? ... 
And that guy she was fighting didn't look like anybody from her school 
either.  Making a double-take Daiji, suddenly noticed that neither did 
anyone else, everybody looked as if they could have been high school 
students or older... the hell was this?


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Suvinceus

Chisame just relaxed herself.  She watched the battle with soft eyes, a 
little scared that someone might lose, and she would blame herself.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Unfortunately for Jo Han, as he noticed once the dirt and smoke from the 
explosion started to fall down, Shitagi wasn't at all were he'd expected 
it.  She had used the distraction of the blast to change position.

He wasn't granted the luxury of turning around to see where she moved.  
Something very fast slashed from behind him, and stuck the hand holding 
the chopsticks-constructed-staff very hard.  His first thought was that 
it was some kind of whip.  When he looked down at his numb, disarmed 
hand, he saw it was some kind of rope -- that tied itself around his 
wrist!

A *very* strong pull on the "rope" informed him of Shitagi's location --
and he realized with some surprise that her weapon was, in fact, her own 
very long pigtail.  Until now, the thing had been coiled on itself in a 
tubular shape that dangled past her knees.  Now that it was fully 
deployed, it looked like it was at least six meters long if not more!

He only had milliseconds to think about that, though... because the 
aforementioned pull was backed by such an incredible strength, it sent 
Jo Han FLYING straight toward Shitagi... or more exactly, straight 
toward her raised fist, which she brandished in a perfect collision 
course with Jo Han's incoming face.


Jo Han fighting Shitagi, in P.E.

pboost1

He should have expected her to move, and now he paid for it.  Where she 
should have been, she wasn't.  And what's worse, he was disarmed.  He 
was also flying head first into a fist that was waiting for him.  He 
pulled out the last pair of chop sticks he had, and brought them up to 
protect him the way his father did when he fought Ranma.  As he set up 
the shield for himself, he also twisted, having his knees bent.  When he 
felt the fist connect with the chopsticks, he followed through with the 
momentum and released a kick aimed at the lower mid-section that should 
connect with him being this close to her.


Re: P.E.  Class... with Jo Han

Akurei no Kishi

Satori sighed, and kept herself balled up.  She continued to blush, 
rather turned on by the thought of her older sister naked under her 
clothes.  "Damnit... Happy thoughts... Happy Thoughts..." she told 
herself.


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Yotarô-sensei, too, had recognized Shitagi's particular get-up -- you 
don't have to stay long in this school to be familiar with it.  He was 
about to step in to remind the combatants it was time for gym class and 
not esoteric martial arts, when he heard Daiji's exclamation.

"Sis?" he droned, frowning, and turned around.  "That's your sister?  
Don't tell me... you're a Saotome, right?"


Re: Jo Han fighting Shitagi, in P.E.

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi's right hand let go of her pigtail and moved at incredible speed 
to intercept the kick, blocking Jo Han's foot an inch from her bare 
midriff.

"Mmmmh... not too bad." she appraised with a smirk, looking at her 
extended left arm, the fist between a pair of chopsticks with Jo Han's 
nose stopped not far from it.

Not letting her opponent the time to regain his footing after his 
impromptu flight, she redistributed all her weight on one foot and aimed 
a highly ki-charged kick at the Chinese boy's head.


Re: Jo Han fighting Shitagi, in P.E.

pboost1

Blocked?!  She blocked?  How could she block with him being less then 
five feet away and kicking so close?  He has to admit her speed was 
uncanny.  But with him not having any feet on the ground, gravity 
started taking over, and he was falling to the ground.  And that seemed 
luck was on his side, because where his head was a second a go, he heard 
a swoosh and felt the wind blow his hair.  If that would have connected, 
he would probably be hurting real bad, maybe even knocked out.

As he hit the ground, he blindly kicked out, hoping to hit one of her 
legs.


Re: Jo Han fighting Shitagi, in P.E.

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi wasn't really expecting her kick to land -- she was still in the 
"appraising your opponent" phase of the fight, and would have been 
disappointed to finish him so fast.  Still, Jo Han was lucky it didn't 
connect; it probably could have knocked out a *mammoth*.

So, the Saotome martial artist wasn't surprised by the counterattack, 
and it was easy for her to jump above the leg-sweep.  Disengaging in the 
same move her left fist from between Jo Han's chopsticks, she massaged 
her hand.

"Good... enough long-range silliness... let's go to real close combat!"

Her speech, although short, surely gave enough time for Jo Han to get 
back to his feet, but it was clearly what she intended.  Then started a 
savage assault, her fists, foot and even pigtail flying toward Jo Han to 
barrage his defense in search of an opening.


Re: Jo Han fighting Shitagi, in P.E.

Suvinceus

Chisame's eyes started to widen.  Her friends' attacks were so unique, 
but could one of them really win?


Re: Jo Han fighting Shitagi, in P.E.

pboost1

While she was speaking, Jo Han got back to his feet.  When he stood up, 
it appeared that was what she wanted, for she charged him with a barrage 
of fists, feet, and pigtail.  Though he was ready, he wasn't expecting 
the fierceness of the attack.  With the chopsticks, he was able to block 
everything, but the assault of the barrage was causing him to back up, 
slowly.  But this was good because he was slowly backing up to the staff 
he made.  The only bad thing was he had to stay on the defensive.

"I'm impressed... with your... speed.  You are... a skilled martial... 
artist."


Re: Jo Han fighting Shitagi, in P.E.

Akurei no Kishi

Satori sighed.  She wished that the rather embarrassing hard on that she 
had would go away, as she watched the fight.


Re: Jo Han fighting Shitagi, in P.E.

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"Bah!  I'm barely warming up, China Boy!" gloated Shitagi.

She too could see her opponent was good, but his style was mainly 
defensive... it was only a matter of time for a power fighter like her 
to break his "chopstick shield".

Suddenly, she shot her neck (and consequently, head) forward at a speed 
that a human shouldn't be entitled to -- at least not without some 
serious pain.  This sent a mighty shake in her extra-long pigtail, which 
arched above her like the tail of a scorpion...

... and hit the ground where Jo Han was standing a split-second ago.  
The boy had barely managed to avoid it by jumping backward, but to his 
great dismay, a deep mark was left in the ground where tight coil of 
hairs had struck...

... a deep crack in the running tracks of the sport field... the 
*concrete* running tracks.


Re: Jo Han fighting Shitagi, in P.E.

Suvinceus

"Oh my god!" Chisame cried out, looking shocked, that the ground was 
going to crack.  "What's going on, guys?  Why is the ground cracking?" 
she called out to Shitagi and Jo Han.


Re: Jo Han fighting Shitagi, in P.E.

pboost1

Seeing the tail come down caused him to jump back in the nick of time.  
The tail slammed into the ground where he was just a second ago.  Now, 
Jo Han saw that if he keeps trying his skill, this could go on all day.  
He will have to do something different.  Something she would not expect, 
or to really be able to counter cause it caught her off guard.  He had 
an idea, but did he want to go that route.  With her being able to lash 
out so skillfully, violently, and quickly, she should be getting tired 
quicker.  But he himself being a martial artist, he knew the endurance 
was there.  No, he really wasn't left much choice.

Since the classmates in the math class mentioned she being a lesbian, 
that might work towards his advantage.  He took a couple of jumps back, 
far enough to give some distance, but not far enough to show that he was 
surrendering.  Then he just stood there.

Glancing back real quick, the cracking moved the staff farther back, but 
he wouldn't need it, yet.  Besides he still had the last pair.  
Hopefully, this plan would work.  He just stood there, his hands at his 
sides, hoping that she'd charge.

"Well, that was fun.  Are we going to continue?  Since you want to get 
in close attacks, and I am here, come at deliver the close attacks to 
me.  Now if you do a long-range attack, then you are not a martial 
artist of your word.  I am waiting."


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

Byooki Desu

Pieces of the puzzle slowly clicking together.  Daiji watched the fight 
between Shitagi and the boy, her body language revealing how confused 
she was with certain telltale signs that only Yoiko or some of her other 
siblings would have been able to pick up on.  Shiro, who seemed to have 
made himself inconspicuous could have walked up to her if he had seen 
her, and she wouldn't have noticed before he was in her face.  Daiji 
didn't answer Yotarô, yet he did receive an answer of sorts when Daiji 
suddenly yelled out angrily.

"Stop playing with boys Shitagi!!  I'm gonna tell mom!!"

Daiji and Yoiko fought best when together, each of the red-haired twins 
compensating for much of what the other one lacked.  As an example, 
Daiji was very clever whereas Yoiko's intelligence was more adapt when 
it came to solving puzzles and constructing new, worthless forms of 
martial arts.  But one of the many things the twins had in common was 
that, unlike their sister Shitagi, they were total hotheads.  Shitagi 
might have been able to get angry but the two twins never considered 
that not going all out to begin with might be a bad move.  When in a 
fight or a spar or whatever, they always launched straight ahead 
regardless of whether they knew their opponents moves or not.  Yes, 
Daiji might have been told by her mother hundreds of times to stay cool 
in battle.  But watching Shitagi dance around with the guy and simply 
not creaming him with a Ki-ball the size of an elephant, Daiji got 
irritated by the slow progress and even saw Shitagi's way of fighting as 
an insult to their school.

Their mom was the best fighter in the universe and their school of 
fighting was the best school, so when Shitagi took her time with this 
opponent she was ridiculing the school!  She was making it look as if 
the guy stood a chance.

OOC: Gee I wonder why Daiji has such high thoughts about their martial 
arts school and their mother?  Whatever did Ranma teach her children 
when they were growing up? ^_^


Re: Ippa, Ippa, Ippa...

Capskye

Shiro had been watching the fight at a safe distance, but turned now as 
he heard Daiji.  He saw her for certain and looked confused, not to 
mention a bit concerned.  He knew they were tough, but for some reason 
when the two of them weren't together, the trouble factor just started 
going through the roof.

Making his way over, he called out, "Daiji?  What are you doing here?  
Scratch that, I think I can figure that one out.  Where's Yoiko?"


No Fighting in P.E.!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Daiji was right in her assessment that Shitagi wasn't giving her full 
power against Jo Han.  She could have started off with much more 
devastating attacks.  But the truth was that Ranma's firstborn just 
liked to fight, and rarely found any opponent close to her level.  So, 
she wanted to make the pleasure last.

However, if there was one thing that could have stopped her from 
brawling, that certainly was the suggestion that she could be 'playing' 
with boys... that is, playing in a different way than having fun 
breaking their bones.  She had to explain to anyone that could believe 
otherwise that it wasn't the case, and her choice of dress for a fight 
had absolutely nothing to do with any kind of interest in the guys!

"I AIN'T PLAYING WITH BOYS!!" she protested sharply, turned her back 
(very unwisely) from Jo Han.

The shrill call from a whistle was her response.  The gym teacher, 
standing close to the two combatants, glared at them.  "I'm glad to know 
that..." drawled Yotarô-sensei.  "Now, may I mention that you're not 
dressed correctly for P.E. class, miss Saotome?  And shall I also remind 
you that the Principal has forbidden martial art fights during school 
hours?"

"Aaah..." Shitagi blushed, and stammered while waving a finger at Jo Han 
"It-It's him who started it!  I had to answer the challenge on my 
martial artist's honor!  That wasn't my fault!"

While the embarrassed Shitagi tried to put all the blame on the new 
student, she suddenly spotted a familiar pair of red pigtails, and her 
eyes bulged out.  What was Yoiko -- or was it Daiji? -- doing here?  Had 
all her sisters decided today was "let's play hooky" day?


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

pboost1

Listening to Shitagi trying to pin this on him was good, she was 
stammering like a little girl.  He could leave her here letting her get 
in trouble, but he can't do that.  Jo Han was part to blame for the 
fighting that was going on, though he was just answering her challenge.  
From what he was taught, people don't like to being in debt to another 
for too long so if he helps her out, hopefully she will see him as 
something other than what see thinks he is.  He took a breath, and 
walked to the teacher talking to Shitagi, and he found it interesting 
that she had the same name as those who brought his parents together.  
Could she be a daughter of Ranma?  Those questions could be answered 
later.

"Excuse me sensei," he bowed, "I am the one mostly to blame for this 
fiasco.  It appears that I was interrupting miss Shitagi throughout the 
prior class and when we got here, she stated that she would like to test 
our abilities against each other.  I wasn't aware of the rules so I 
thought now was a good time.  I didn't mean anything by disrupting your 
class, except to test the styles of our different schools.  I feel 
responsible for taking the blame as I was the one who threw the first 
punch to speak sort of."


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

Suvinceus

Chisame ran up to Jo Han and Shitagi, and said, "Are you alright?" to 
the two fighters.


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

pboost1

"Chisame, I am fine, but I am talking to sensei now.  I have to take my 
punishment for starting that fight.


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

Suvinceus

"I'm sorry about that..." Chisame said, nodding a bit, looking a bit 
down, as she decided to go to the girls' locker room.


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Yotarô-sensei didn't care much who had started the fight; all he wanted 
was to begin gym class without hassle.  And finish it, so he could go to 
bed.

"Okay, okay.  Anyway, it's now up to Principal Tendô to decide what kind 
of punishment you two deserve, not me.  You'll both report to her after 
class."  Then to Shitagi, "And please get dressed, for Kami's sake!"

"Ho... she doesn't have to..." mumbled one drooling bystander boy.
"Yes... that doesn't bother us..." added another, with the exact same 
stupid grin.

But the teacher didn't pay attention to the perv duo.  "Now, if nobody 
as anything to say against it, maybe we can start the roll call... HEY!"

He called out for the distant Chisame, who was heading toward the 
lockers.  "Where are you going?  Class is about to start!"


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

Suvinceus

"Okay, I will, sensei!" Chisame called out to Yotarô, as she went back 
to the P.E. class.  She knew she felt perked up at his response.


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

pboost1

Seeing that he somehow hurt Chisame, he quickly called to her.

"Chisame, I didn't mean anything by that.  I'm sorry for hurting you.


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

Suvinceus

Chisame started to run up to Jo Han.  "I...I'm sorry for being a bit 
rude..." she said, shaking a bit, and then hugged him.  She looked a bit 
sad, but held her unhappiness in.


The Principal takes a hand.

T.H. Tiger

The principal slipped out of her private shower, wet water streaming off 
her lush flesh.  She snagged a towel from the rack and began to buff 
herself dry.  On a wall near the shower a small light was blinking.  She 
reached out a long leg and lifted it to chest height and pushed the 
intercom button with her toe.  Those stretching exercises of Sôun's were 
really paying off, she thought.

"Yes, Saki," she said, assuming it was her secretary on the other end.  
It had better be.  Anyone else interrupting her shower would be in for a 
serious 'talking' to.

"There is a fight in the gym, Mrs.," Saki said concisely.

"Ah, do tell."  The principal paused for a minute, and then said, "This 
would be Shitagi's gym class.  Let me guess, her and the new boy?"

"Yes, Mrs."

"I'll handle it.  Thank you."

A few minutes later, a freshly groomed Principal walked down the hallway 
toward the gym.  There was a languid sway to her walk, a hold over of 
the pleasant session she'd had with the new boy.  Not that she'd go easy 
on him if he was cutting up in her school.  She did not tolerate 
delinquents, no matter how good a fuck they were.

She opened the main gym door and said "Trouble, Mr. Yotarô?" in a rather 
sarcastic voice.


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

pboost1

Receiving the hug, he returned the hug and saw that she was a little 
sad.

"Don't worry about what will happen.  I will make it up to
you tonight.  And I am sure we have a lot to discuss.

Hearing the principal's voice, he turned around and focused on her.  His 
gaze went straight for the breasts.  But he caught himself before 
anybody noticed.  He would have to try to get with her, but not until 
after spending some time with Chisame.

"Hello again."


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

Suvinceus

Smiling warmly, Chisame said to Jo Han "Thanks." and managed to wait on 
the bleachers until class could begin.


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Hearing Hinako's voice, Shitagi had frozen on the spot.  She'd been busy 
slipping back into her sweater, facing away from the school back on, so 
she didn't see the woman coming.

Yotarô shrugged fatalistically as the Principal inquired about troubles.

"Nothing out of the ordinary.  Two hotheads forgot to wait for after 
school hours before having a match.  I was about to send them to your 
office once gym class was finished.  I must say I should have put a stop 
to it sooner, but I was busy with that little girl who seemed lost... 
where is she?"

While the gym teacher was looking around for Daiji, Shitagi struggled to 
push down the garment past her head.  In her panic, it was untangling 
with her uber-pigtail.

"Gah!  Hina... Tendô Kôchô!  It wasn't my fault!  This guy's the one who 
started it!  I was only defending myself!"

This certainly would have had more credibility if she wore her gym 
shorts at the time.

Shitagi internally whimpered.  Now wasn't the time to get "disciplined" 
by the Head*mistress*.  She had her wayward sisters to chase after 
class!


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

T.H. Tiger

"And you needed to remove your clothes to do this?" the principal asked 
with an arched eyebrow, as she stared at Shitagi.

She looked over at Jo Han.  "Is that true?  You attacked this poor 
innocent girl without cause?  How wicked of you," she said 
sarcastically.  "And I suppose you stripped her clothes off her while 
she futilely tried to stop you?  And I thought you were a gentleman, and 
here I find you attacking poor weak girls with no chance against your 
might."


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

pboost1

"First off, I didn't know the rules yet.  I didn't know that you laid 
down a rule that there was to be mo martial arts during school hours.  
And second, it started when you brought me to the math class.

"Miss Shitagi expressed that she wanted her way, and she even ejected", 
he looked around until he found Shiro and motioned towards him, "him 
from his seat to have Chisame sit next too her.  I questioned her on it 
and she came to me and expressed quite boldly that she didn't like what 
I was doing.  She also expressed that I should mind my own business, not 
in so many words, but the meaning was there nonetheless.

"She was also insistent that we 'settle it' even though I apologized 
several times for offending her.  So, since I didn't know that we 
couldn't do martial arts, and she wanted to 'test' each other now, I 
made sure nobody would get hurt, and I threw the first punch by 
attacking first.  So in a sense I did start it.  I am sorry about this.  
But like I said, I did not know.  Now I await any punishment you may 
have for me.  And since I did start it, I feel that Shitagi should be 
warned, and nothing else.  But you are the principal, so it is up to 
you."


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi, busy putting back her bloomer on, glared at the boy.  Damn that 
snake-tongued boy... how dare he tattle on her?  Did he think he could 
get in Hinako's good graces by with a few honeyed words?  Still, she 
kept her mouth shut, not wanting to aggravate the Principal more.  She 
may not be the wisest person around, but she knew better than to tempt 
the chi vampiress into draining her.

Yotarô had spotted Daiji talking with her brother Shiro, and so didn't 
worry any more about her.  He had a gym class to start now; he'd gladly 
let the Principal take care of the two troublemakers once he'd done the 
roll call.  Just this promised to be lengthy since two classes were 
attending, because of the female gym teacher's sick leave.

"Okay, class, we have lost enough time, no more idling.  Those that 
haven't already", he said while glancing at Jo Han and Shitagi, "can 
start warming up while I'm calling your names."

The teacher started calling the names of the students, noting any 
absentee on a clipboard.  He didn't bother to wait for a response from 
"Hibiki Shiro" since he was right behind him.  Then came the name:

"Ninomiya Hinako?"


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

Byooki Desu

Daiji's eyes intent on her sister, she didn't more than give Hinako a 
brief glance as she heard the man they had been referring to as sensei 
speak, and this guy Shitagi had been fighting started trying to weasel 
out of what was happening.  So Shitagi had just booted Shiro out of his 
chair?  Yupp, sounded just like her... had threatened to bodily harm the 
other guy for trying to move in on her "turf"?  Yupp, sure was Shitagi's 
MO.  Decided to try and do a little bodily harm to the guy even after he 
had tried to chicken out... geez, did these guys never learn?  Already 
she could see why her sister wanted to beat this guy up, he was just 
such a damn suck up!

Turning to her brother who she actually did speak to, whenever she felt 
like it... she was surprised to not find him where she had been 
expecting him and had to whirl about a few times before spotting him 
standing next to her.

"And yah like your school??" she asked her older brother, remembering 
how he always seemed to worry about being late for class.  Watching 
everything, it had become perfectly clear to her that this wasn't her 
own school and once again she was terribly, terribly lost.  In a louder 
voice she added "That guy wanna be punished?  Hell, maybe Shitagi could 
raise him up by the flagpole."

She wanted to say by his dick, but even though she was crude that didn't 
mean she used profanity too often.

"Or maybe tie him to the bleachers and have everybody go at him with a 
paddle?"

Yes, she really did speak those things loud enough for her sister and 
brother and the rest of those concerned to hear her; yet it was her 
brother that her eyes where focused on.  Maybe for once he would take a 
cue and do the manly thing that there father or her mother talked about, 
and beat that annoying guys ass or something.  It wasn't as if she 
didn't like watching fights... sure was a hell of a lot more fun then 
attending class.


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

Capskye

Shiro's eyes just rolled as he listened to Daiji.  There were times when 
he really wondered about where she got some of her personality, cause it 
couldn't be much different from his own.  Still, that was no excuse for 
Shiro to not try and be somewhat brotherly.  "School has its good days, 
and those are what I really like.  As for you, young lady, you'll notice 
that Tendô Kôchô over there is handling things, and I'm sure you 
remember one of her little 'chats' over at the Tendô Dôjô about 
delinquency, hm?"

He looked at her once more, "Speaking of which, we need to get YOU to 
YOUR school before Dad ends up having to deal with yet another call 
regarding his little girls' trouble with direction.  We also need to 
find Yoiko."


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

pboost1

Turning around, he bowed to Shitagi.

"Shitagi, if it appears that I am trying to get you in trouble, that is 
not the case.  I am simply answering the principal's questions.  I was 
raised to be honest, and if a martial artist is lying, then that martial 
artist has no honor.  Again, it is not my intention to see you receive 
punishment.  I am just being honest."


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

T.H. Tiger

The principal coughed lightly into her hand to gain attention.  "Before 
I deal with you two, let me handle one other matter." she turned to the 
teacher and said.  "I caught Hinako being very delinquent.  I'm afraid 
she's in no shape to attend gym.  She will in addition be serving 
several hours detention to think about what she has done.  So, there is 
no need for you to give her additional detention time, though you may 
make her run fifty or sixty laps if you wish."

The principal felt pleased with herself.  That should increase Hinako's 
coolness factor.  The kids could spend hours discussing what delinquent 
activity she had been caught in, and softhearted Yotarô would be very 
unlikely to carry out the offered punishment.  Not when she herself had 
punished the poor girl so much.

"Now, as for you two.  Jo Han, honesty could have been served by 
remaining quiet.  By informing on your fellow students to an outsider, 
namely me, you have created bad blood in the ranks of the class, and you 
will find yourself ostracized.  And Shitagi.  Jo Han has been raised in 
an insular environment.  He is unfamiliar with high school culture.  I 
think it would be best if he had a suitable teacher."  The principal 
withdrew a fifty-yen coin, the heavy artillery, and started walking it 
through the fingers of her right hand as she looked at Shitagi.  "What's 
that?  You volunteer to explain and teach him, in a non-violent way?  
How nice of you Shitagi.  In that case I don't think I'm needed here 
anymore... except... You wouldn't happen to know where your sisters, 
Kimiko and Mascara, are would you?"


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

Suvinceus

Chisame sighed.  'Poor Shitagi,' she thought, looking a bit distraught.  
But she felt enlightened when the principal told about Jo Han.  But will 
he be in her class...?


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

pboost1

Jo Han turned around to face the principal.  "You read the papers my 
father sent.  I was raised to not hold anything back.  You asked a 
question, I simply answered.  I did not think that answering a question 
would get someone cast out.  And if I would not have answered your 
question honestly, then that would have disrespected you, and I do not 
want to do that either, as you are the principal and my elder.  And from 
the little I know of you, you seem like the person that doesn't like 
being disrespected.

"I now appreciate the ability to 'learn the ropes' with someone who 
knows their way around.  I do not hold any dislike for Shitagi.  I look 
forward to learning from her, and I hope that the discontent between us 
can be settled."


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi glared at Daiji.  Even if some of her ideas were interesting -- 
and showed that the younger girl had one healthy imagination worthy of a 
true Saotome -- the mere suggestion that the elder girl would even touch 
anything close to a boy's genital was intolerable.  If she weren't being 
scolded by Hinako-sensei just now, she would already have run to her 
little sister to bop her over the head.

Yotarô-sensei nodded at the Principal's explanation for Miss Ninomiya's 
"absence".  He just checked her name on his clipboard and continued the 
roll call.

Shitagi was shaking, and started to whimper pitifully when Tendô Kôchô 
explained her "punishment".  She seemed especially distressed by how the 
woman had emphasized the word "non-violent".  For a Saotome, it was 
worse than a swear word, almost an anathema.

"Waaaaaahhh!!!  GrandMama-chan, you can't do that!  That's too cruel!  I 
don't want to spend time with... this...."  She struggled to get the 
word out, as if it was too disgusting to be even pronounced: "... BOY!"

Then she whispered closer to Hinako, for only her to hear, "Please... 
I'll be a good girl... I'll let you even tie me and whip me... I'll let 
you cover my nubile body with honey for you to lick... but don't make me 
do that...."

In her dismay, Shitagi would have forgotten about Hinako asking for 
Mascara and Kimiko, but she was reminded of this when Yotarô-sensei 
reached their names.

"Saotome Kimiko?  Saotome Mascara?  Where are those two?"

"Ahem..." Shitagi sweatdropped.  "Err... they were just behind me when 
going to school... but I don't know why, it seems they got sidetracked, 
just after the kidnapping attempt...."

She wasn't about to admit to Hinako that she had been thinking about 
chasing after the two of them, even if it meant missing class.  Trying 
to take the heat away from her, she pointed a finger toward Chisame.

"Chisame-chan is the last one to have seen them!"


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

Suvinceus

"ME??" Chisame said.  "I have left them in the movie theater, and 
they're doing what siblings ain't supposed to do!" she stated.


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

T.H. Tiger

The principal fought the urge to bob herself on the head to dispel the 
images Shitagi had planted there.  She swallowed hastily, before she 
drooled all over her chin.  When her younger body had hit puberty, her 
hormones had gone into serious overdrive.  She tried to control herself, 
restricting her activities to her husband, and when Hinako, but as the 
incident with Jo Han showed, sometimes she just had to go for it.  It 
didn't help that Shitagi offer appealed to the disciplinarian in her.  
To soundly thrash the younger girl's firm tight ass... "Ummmmmm, tight 
ass," she mumbled.

She managed to yank herself back with the word.  "Kidnap!  What 
kidnapping?

"Chisame, thank you, try to remember what theater, and where.  What is 
this about a Kidnapping, Shitagi?"

The principal totally missed the reference to the girls doing what 
siblings should not do in her concern for the other matter.


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

pboost1

"So I fully understand this, I am to learn the ways with her.  and we 
are not to have any violence.  I thank you for giving me a chance with 
this warning."


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

If the Principal had missed Chisame's comment about "what siblings 
couldn't do", Shitagi didn't... she stared at her cousin in 
astonishment, wondering what the hell she meant by that.  Unlike 
Chisame, who peeped on Kimiko and Mascara in their room this morning, 
Shitagi had yet to figure out what was going on between her sisters.  
Her "big sister" instinct was telling her something was amiss, true.  
That's why she was so intent on finding the two truants, beside any real 
or imagined slight they could have done to her.  That, and she liked to 
pester them anyway.

Shitagi, still, resisted the temptation of seizing Chisame and shaking 
her until she'd told what she knew.  Mainly because Hinako's full 
attention was directed on her.  "Hu... the kidnapping?  Well, ya see..." 
she started... but was cut short by a sudden yell.

"WHAT IS MY BEFUDDLED AUDITORY SYSTEM TRANSMITTING ME?"

Everybody jumped (and most females stepped away) from the sudden 
apparition of Tantô Kunô.  Seeing him in gym class was somewhat of a 
surprise, he was a nerd and never appreciated physical effort much.  For 
those who wonder, what he just said probably meant "What did I hear?"

Badly overreacting, Tantô took an exaggeratedly dramatic pose and 
started to rant: "My two precious, my favorite experiment subjects, 
those two fascinating specimens known as Tendô Kimiko and Saotome 
Mascara, have been abducted by ill-intentioned criminal elements on 
their way to this upstanding establishment of learning?  That is beyond 
anything my exceptional person could tolerate!  There isn't even an 
infinitesimal doubt about it; this can only be the act of some renegade 
members of the scientific community, backed by some shady individuals 
forming a politico-industrial cabal with nefarious objectives.  They 
intend to study, examine, dissect, invasively probe, dismember and cut 
into plenty of tiny pieces the two specimens for vivisection purposes, 
with the aim of uncovering the secrets that are held inside their 
unusual organisms.  Whether it is Tendô Kimiko's beyond-superhuman full-
body elasticity and member-stretching capabilities, or Saotome Mascara's 
fascinating mutant DNA making her a mixed hybrid of Homo Sapiens and 
Felis Catus, not to forget her quite unique gender classification, too 
often ignorantly pegged as 'hermaphroditic', which is far from acutely 
describing the full complexity of the matter...."

Tantô had then to make a pause -- yeah, even him needed to breath from 
time to time -- but only to resume just a second later, even more 
excited.

"HOW DARE THEY?!  It was my prerogative to unveil all the mysteries of 
those two freakish mutations of the natural order of things, and 
enlighten the world with my discoveries!  How could they steal my most 
valued guinea-pigs and deny me the fame and glory that was my due as a 
proud member of the Kunô family tradition?!  How could they be foolish 
enough to stand in the way of my fated and unstoppable ascension, to 
unwisely attempt putting meager obstacles that wouldn't even slow down 
my grandiose realizations?!"

Then came the part that everybody was dreaded... when Tantô began to 
grin insanely, prelude to his very feared laugh.

Pulling some sort of electronic contraption from his pocket, he 
brandished it proudly.  "BECAUSE THEY HAVE UNDERESTIMATED MY SUPERIOR 
INTELLECT!!!  Yes, in an astounding demonstration of foreseeing, I have 
insured myself against such kind of unfair mishap!  Only a week ago, 
urged by one of those irresistible strokes of genius, I have implanted  
-- thanks to a special blowgun of my invention -- a tiny, undetectable, 
tracer in the adipose tissues of both Tendô Kimiko and Saotome Mascara's 
lower anatomy.  What they unwittingly dismissed as the sting of some 
pesky arthropod of the insect variety was in fact a minuscule piece of 
electronic gadgetry lodged inside their respective gluteus.  Thanks to 
the continuous signal of a specific radio frequency emitted by those 
reliable micro-emitters in a range of several kilometers, it is child's 
play to pinpoint their actual location with great accuracy on this 
extremely sensitive receptor, hence thwarting with ridiculous ease the 
harebrained attempt of those clueless guinea-pigs-nappers!!"

Here it came, the grand final:

"BWWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SUCH A GENIUS!"


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

Byooki Desu

Both Daiji and Yoiko chatted with Hinako but back then they had only 
been seven years old and having more relatives then some cats have fleas 
it wasn't that strange that they couldn't exactly remember her.  Yes, 
their father had received one or two calls about his little girls 
sometimes not attending classes, but it wasn't as if he had showed up at 
those parents-teachers meetings himself either, thus making tails out of 
ends falling upon the twins' mother, Ranma.  Opening her mouth to loudly 
ask her brother Shiro if he meant to skip class the way he was going on 
about finding Yoiko now, she didn't have a chance to say anything before 
Shitagi started crying, what seemed to be fake tears streaming down her 
cheeks.

> "Waaaaaahhh!!!  GrandMama-chan, you can't do that!  That's too cruel!
> I don't want to spend time with... this...."  Shitagi struggled to get
> the word out, as if it was too disgusting to be even pronounced: "...
> BOY!"

Daiji sweatdropped.  And then seemingly out of the blue, Chisame yelled 
out that 'they' were doing things that siblings weren't supposed to be 
doing.

It really was hard to understand everything that was being said because 
everybody was talking pretty much at the same time, saying things that 
meant no sense at all.  Who were these "they" that Chisame was talking 
about, and what weren't siblings supposed to do?

Her and Yoiko's mom had told Shitagi that she shouldn't run around just 
in your underwear all the time and should put some clothes on, and 
Shitagi was their sibling yet for some reason that didn't seem like it 
was it.  Unable to comprehend what Chisame had been talking about, Daiji 
didn't notice the sudden appearance of the lanky young man, his 
dashingly good looks something that might have had girls swooning for 
him had it not been for his personality or the fact that he was a raving 
madman who's hair was desperately trying to escape from.

Getting over her initial surprise, Daiji appraised they guy and his 
stance, then shook her head and disappeared from view.

> "BWWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
> I'M SUCH A GENIUS!"

Appearing behind in standard anime fashion, Daiji snatched the 
electronic contraption from his hand.  Her sudden laughter, if not as 
disturbing as Tantô's, was horrible in its own pitched way.

"IEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Brandishing the apparatus as if it were a trophy, her voice shrill, she 
somehow managed to loom behind him despite how puny she was.

"The beautiful heroine always wins out over the evil ugly bad guys!"


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

Capskye

Shiro proceeded to sweatdrop, and then promptly smack himself in the 
face with the flat palm of his hand.  Daiji had once more demonstrated 
her lack of attention and general tendency to get into trouble.  On top 
of that, this situation was only getting worse and worse.  For a moment 
he contemplated beating the snot out of Kunô for his insanity, but 
thought better of it with the Principal right there.  Instead, he just 
made his way over towards the rest of the class, intent on trying to get 
involved with class and not get swept up in this latest flurry of 
activity like he almost always did.


Re: No Fighting in P.E.!

T.H. Tiger

Before the resident nut job could react to having his toy stolen, the 
principal acted, as she did at least twice a day.  A brief glow, 
students diving for cover, and the ranter floated to the ground, a pale 
shade of his previous, none too robust, self.

"Now that the distraction is taken care of," the principal said, 
slipping her coin back in her belt pocket, I think it would be a good 
idea if everyone went back to class.  Except for you Shitagi.  Why don't 
you and Jo Han take that so interesting device and go and tell your 
sisters that I'd like to see them."


Jo Han and Shitagi searching.

pboost1

"I thank you for being lenient with me."  He bowed to the principal, 
then turns to face Shitagi.

"I take it you would like to lead."  He spoke in a friendly manner, no 
irony or sarcasm in his voice.  He liked how fate played her jokes.  
First he was fighting someone, and the next minute he was searching with 
the person that he was fighting.

"So which direction will we be heading?"


Re: Jo Han and Shitagi searching.

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

*twitch* *twitch*

This was all Tantô Kunô could do for now.  Twitching on the ground.  
Strangely, his disturbing grin just wouldn't leave his face even if now 
he looked like an emaciated shadow of his usual self.  One arm was 
stubbornly still up, as if reaching for the receptor in Daiji's hands, 
but he couldn't do more than claw at the air.  For all his "superior 
intellect", he had yet to learn that ranting out loud about his latest 
devious plan in front of a public was a bad idea.

Shitagi slowly turned head toward Jo Han and threw him the *meanest* 
glare he'd ever seen in his life.  He was lucky Hinako-sensei was still 
around, otherwise she'd probably have answered him with a ki-blast.  
"Which direction?  How could I know, you stupid?  We need Tantô's gadget 
to know that... or maybe you've never seen any technology more advanced 
than a light-bulb in that backwater part of China you're from?"

Huffing, she stomped toward Daiji-chan -- she was now sure it was Daiji, 
the shrill laugh gave her away --, absentmindedly trampling Tantô in the 
way.

"DAIJI!  Gimme that!  We must use it to find Kimiko and Mascara and 
bring them back here by kicking their @$$ all along the way!  And in 
passing we'll drop you to your school."


P.E.  Class - at least

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Yotarô-sensei clapped his hands, satisfied that the Principal had dealt 
with the troublemakers, and that he could finally start his class.

"Okay!  Boys and girls, no more idling around, let's roll.  Save for 
those of you which still have business with the Principal, we'll start 
by a few track laps to get you in shape!"

A concert of groan was the students' response, but Yotarô ignored them.  
The former Marathon man started to jog and urged the youngsters to 
follow him.  "Come on come on, move-move-move, faster, faster, 
faster..."


Re: P.E.  Class - at least

T.H. Tiger

The principal nodded in satisfaction.  But, before she left, she called 
out.  "Mr. Yotarô, would you have someone take 'that'", she gestured 
toward Tantô, "to the nurse's station."

She then ran her eyes up and down Jo Han, her lips moving slightly.  
"Nine potential bruises, Shitagi.  I don't want to see anymore than that 
when you return," she said.  She then turned and left.


Re: P.E.  Class - at least

Suvinceus

"Yoshii!" Chisame said happily, excited about P.E. class.  She knew it 
was about time.  She decided to do her laps.

OOC: Yoshii means 'Okay', if you want to know.


Re: P.E.  Class - at least

Capskye

Shiro had to admit that he took quite a bit of enjoyment in seeing Tantô 
reduced to a shriveling husk from the principal's technique, as the 
freak always rubbed him the wrong way.  Mostly because he was paranoid 
that one day he might turn his attentions to Yoiko or Daiji.  At that 
point he'd have to pound the scientist into the dust.

As Yotarô-sensei called for laps, Shiro began jogging with the rest of 
the class, this really being a cakewalk for a martial artist like him.  
He hummed to himself as he went along.


Re: Jo Han and Shitagi searching.

Byooki Desu

Daiji had gone all goggly-eyed when Hinako had sucked Tantô dry, the 
principal's trademark technique something she did remember.  She might 
not have been on the receiving end of one but she had witnessed it as a 
child and heard stories about it, enough stories that she knew she never 
wanted to experience it.  Apparently once the technique hit you it made 
you as weak as a kitten, as feeble as a small mitten caught in a hard 
breeze.  Mumbling something that could have been translated into 
"vampire" had you been close enough to overhear what she was saying, it 
wasn't until her big sister was almost right in front of her that Daiji 
reacted to her presence leaping backwards some two meters to get a 
little space.

"No way, neesan!!  Finders keepers!" she yelled out as she cradled the 
device protectively to her bosom as she tried to keep away from Shitagi.


Re: P.E.  Class - at least

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Yotarô had heard Tendô Kôchô's request.  Not wanting to stop the ongoing 
lap, he turned around and jogged backward to face the students.

"Okay, I need a volunteer to bring Tantô to..."

*WHOOOOOOOOSSSHHH!!!!*

"...the Infirmary...?  o_O; "

The bunch of teenagers hadn't been truly enthusiastic about at the start 
of the jog, but when the teacher asked for a volunteer, almost all of 
them suddenly rushed forward and went past him, leaving a trail of dust 
behind them.

"HEY!  IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TROT, NOT A RUN!" protested Yotarô.

Sighing, he looked around for some poor sap that hadn't fled at the mere 
mention of dragging Tantô away....


Re: P.E.  Class - at least

Suvinceus

Chisame started to sweat drop, stopping at one of her laps.  "Gomen 
nasai, Yotarô-sensei." she said, scratching her head.


Re: Jo Han and Shitagi searching.

pboost1

"My My!  Such harsh words.  I was just asking a question.  I meant which 
direction after we use that device there.  And no, I am not stupid.  I 
still would like to know what I did to offend you so?  Ever Since I was 
introduced to the class, you have knocked me down, belittled me, and 
just plain treated me harshly.  I don't think I have done anything to 
deserve being treated in such a way.  I would take non-violent as also 
in vocabulary."  Looking in the Principal's direction, he asked "Miss 
Principal, I know you mean for her to be non-violent physically, but do 
you also mean verbally?"


Re: Jo Han and Shitagi searching.

T.H. Tiger

The principal turned back just as she was about to leave, and arched a 
perfect eyebrow.  "Only if it leaves a mark." she said, then turned and 
left.


Re: Shitagi and Daiji searching (and Jo Han too...)

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"Grrrrr...."

Shitagi had been displeased but Daiji's stubbornness, and Jo Han's dumb 
remark was only fouling her mood further.

She glared at the boy... and *yelled* to the Heavens (yes, loud enough 
for the Principal to hear): "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KICK HIS ASS IF I 
CAN'T LEAVE A BRUISE?!!"

After letting out that bit of steam, she calmed slightly and rubbed her 
chin, still looking at Jo Han.  "Maybe I can go for internal damage..." 
she pondered... yes, out loud, she really didn't care that he'd knew 
what she thought of him.

Shrugging, she focused back on the main problem at hand.  "Did all my 
siblings have decided it is 'Piss Off Shitagi' day?" she wondered 
offhandedly.

Then, she closed up with Daiji (who was keeping a respectful distance) 
and leaned over to better face her... with a big smile on her face.

This, of course, made plenty of warning bells ring in Daiji's mind.

"Daiji-chan... sweetheart..." Shitagi started in a way-overdone 
saccharine tone.  "You don't want to make your Big Sister angry, do you?  
You don't like when your Big Sister is angry, I'm sure."

She took a deeeeep breath.

"THEN, GIVE ME THAT #@&*%#$ GIZMO, YOU BRAT!!!"


Re: P.E.  Class - at least

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Yotarô-sensei sighed.  No surprise, you could rely on those slackers to 
leave the nasty chores to a newbie.  Never mind, he'll have that bunch 
work twice as hard for that trick.

"Miss... Nokumura, that's it?  Would you please drag Tantô Kunô to the 
School Infirmary and leave him into the nurse's care?  It's in the main 
building, you can't miss it.  I'll exempt you of cleaning up the field 
after gym class for that little service."


Re: P.E.  Class - at least

Suvinceus

"Sure!" Chisame replied.  She decided to run up to Tantô, and grab his 
hand, and then with her hand holding his own, she ran up to Yotarô.  "By 
the way, what are the directions to the Nurse's Office?" she politely 
asked.


Re: Shitagi and Daiji searching (and Jo Han too...)

Byooki Desu

Making the distance to her sister a little bigger she got an all-smug 
look on her face.  Getting to Shitagi like this sure was fun, Shitagi 
might have been pretty much invulnerable to any attack any of her 
siblings could have dished out against her, but when it came to teasing 
not even Shitagi seemed to have a foolproof defense.

"Ooh right... so what are yah gonna do, neesan?"

Dancing away she lifted her school-skirt a bit while sticking out her 
tongue.  Brat was she??

"Maybe do another little strip mm?"


Re: Shitagi and Daiji searching (and Jo Han too...)

pboost1

Jo Han stood there, waiting for Shitagi to finish with her sister.  He 
was about to say something about the way Shitagi was talking to the 
sibling, but it was not his place to question sibling disputes.  
Besides, it seemed that each time Jo Han opened his mouth towards 
Shitagi, she seemed to get angrier.  No, this is one time that he will 
keep his mouth shut.  While she was talking to the sister, Jo Han turned 
around and scanned for Chisame.

When he found her, he wanted to call her over, or go to her, but he 
didn't want to upset Shitagi any more than what she already was.

And about Shitagi's remarks, he would keep his opinion to himself, at 
least for now.


Re: P.E.  Class - at least

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"I told you, in the main school building, first floor.  You can't miss 
it, the infirmary is quite large." explained Yotarô-sensei.

"Infirmary" was in fact a misnomer... it could be said Fûrinkan had 
almost its own small clinic... between frequent explosions and common 
martial art fights, it was a necessity.

"Now excuse me, I must straighten out that bunch lazybones." he added, 
whipping his whistle to call the rest of the class.


Re: Shitagi and Daiji searching (and Jo Han too...)

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Shitagi tried to contain the rage that was boiling inside her.  You 
don't go on murdering your younger sisters on their birthday; that just 
wasn't done.  At least not before they were sixteen.

She contemplated for a very short while to humor the girl and let her do 
the navigation to find Kimiko and Mascara... but this inspired a sudden 
flash in her mind...

***********

Shitagi and Daiji were standing in some frozen, artic landscape, 
shivering as snow and winds were buffeting them.  Daiji was looking 
quizzically at the detector in her hands.

"But I was sure it was the right direction..." she mumbled.

***********

Shitagi rolled her eyes.  Scrap that.  Bad idea.  Very bad idea.  She 
had to get her hands on the device.

"Daiji-chan, listen... I need that thing to find Kimiko and Mascara, who 
have disappeared on the way to school.  The Principal -- you know, 
Grandmother Hinako --, she'd given me the task to bring them back.  We 
must find them, they may be in trouble..."

Which was, technically, the perfect truth.  Kimiko and Mascara were in 
trouble, in big trouble.  Someone wanted to hurt them.

Namely Shitagi, who was going to kick their butts into the next week 
once she'd found them.


Re: P.E.  Class - at least

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

While Chisame dragged Tantô, the boy was staying unresponsive.  
Considering his cockroach-like ability to shrug most damage, whenever 
Hinako-sensei drained him she was doing it for good.

However, as she walked away the Nokumura girl didn't notice a test tube 
falling from his lab coat and its content spilling on the floor.  (Tantô 
*was* wearing the gym uniform, but he had put his lab coat back over).  
It was soon followed by some flask, that broke when hitting the ground.  
Both liquids started to mix, and...

KA-BOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!

... one violent explosion shook the school and sent both Tantô and a 
startled Chisame flying... the searing blast almost completely shredding 
the girl's clothes.


Re: P.E.  Class - at least

Suvinceus

When the explosion occurred, the clothes of Chisame were almost 
shredded.  Luckily, her bra and underwear was still on her.  "GAAH!" she 
cried, covering herself, despite wearing her underwear, and her PE 
clothes nearly shredded.


Re: P.E.  Class - at least

Capskye

Shiro had been rounding the track well ahead of the others save those 
actually on the track team when the explosion rang out.  Stopping in his 
tracks, he stared at the school a moment, gauging what had happened.  It 
took a few moments for his brain to process the proper information.

"That's near the Infirmary... that means Chisame might've been caught up 
in that one!"  Taking off at a full sprint, Shiro ran for the school 
building.  He had no real ulterior motive, just his father's tendency to 
rush to the aid of someone without really thinking things through.


Re: Shitagi and Daiji searching (and Jo Han too...)

pboost1

Listening to Shitagi talk to the younger girl gave Jo Han a smile to 
himself.  So it appeared that she couldn't control her siblings so she 
had to lash out at those who go to school.  This might prove useful.  He 
was just waiting there, until Shitagi was ready to go.  Like it or not, 
the principal gave them both the assignment of finding the missing 
students.  He just stood there waiting for her.

Waiting for Shitagi to finish with the younger girl, he heard the 
explosion.  He turned to where the sound was coming from, and it sounded 
close to the building.

"Shitagi, I will be back, I am going to see if anybody is hurt.  
Besides, you have to get that device from the younger girl.  But 
remember, we have to do this together."

With that, he ran to where the crowd was gathering, and pushed his way 
up front.  When he got to the front, he saw Tantô on the ground, and 
Chisame trying to cover herself.

"Chisame, are you all right?  Do you need help?


[TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 8, THREADS 1 & 2]