THE RANMA 1/2 HENTAI RPG - 13 Compilation by St Fan [CONTINUED FROM EPISODE 12, THREAD 2 & 3] Re: the Blackened Kuno Shad Devil Taro couldn't believe it! These cowardly Worms dared to flee before he returned! They propably recognised that that first loose was only dumb luck and decided to avoid him now...but what could he do now? He had no idea where everyone was.... Re: St Fan is back..and so is Taro >; Shad Devil Around the same time Akane and Ryu started to leave the Tendo Dojo, Taro started to enter it from the back. Sooner or later Ranma would return here and then he would be waiting for him...and Happosai was a regular guest, too....which reminded him: That pervert was also a keeper of many interesting items, every old Martial Artist/Thief/Pervert had them. If he could find and take them, he could blackmail that old Ghoul to change his name! Yes, he would do that...now which room was Happosai's? He knew that there were 2 guestrooms...he better should check there first. Re: St Fan is back..and so is Taro >; St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block When Taro opens the door to the first guestroom, he comes upon a sight he wasn't exactly expecting. Ranma-chan is standing in front of a mirror, humming a girlish tune. Next to her is a white, expensive sundress she's about to wear. For now her attire is reduced to a brassiere, white panties, hoses and garter belt. Her hairs are back into a pigtail, but there's a cute ribbon tied at the end. Re: St Fan is back..and so is Taro >; Shad Devil That Taro was shocked was like saying a Mountain was a bit tall. He had seen Ranma quite often in both forms but mostly he always wore boy- clothes...and even on the few occasions Ranma had worn female clothes he had never worn female underwear! (What one couldn't hear from a certain source if money was involved, ne? ;P) Deep down, Taro had had respect for Ranma since he had to admit, to himself at least, that he was a strong opponent, someone to be reckoned with. But THIS...this was horrible! Ranma wouldn't start to LIKE being a Fem- Boy???? Without thinking he burst totally into the room, furious at Ranma for giving in to his weaker side, grabbing Ranma by his/her shoulder and made her turn toward him.* "WHAT are you doing, Ranma? Have you gone insane? If you think that you could flee from my wrath by becoming a girl full- time, then you are wrong! I will NOT ALLOW IT!" *With this he grabbed the front of Ranma's brassiere and ripped it to shreds.* "Now get out of those silly girl-clothes before I kick your butt all through Nerima!" Re: St Fan is back..and so is Taro >; St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII III HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The latter is Ranma-chan's most immediate response to Taro's brutal intruding. A shrill cry, high enough to burst both the Chinese boy's eardrums. A crack appears in the mirror's glass. Hiding her breast behind her arms, she scurries into a corner, yelling: "YOU PERVERT!" Pulling the dress over her to hide her half-naked body, she starts to sob, eyeing at Taro with frightened eyes. "P-Please... don't hurt me." Re: St Fan is back..and so is Taro >; Shad Devil Taro had been stunned by the scream....how could Ranma scream like that if he had any male proudness left inside him? It had resembled perfectly the scream Fafa had uttered when she was in danger.... And how could Ranma, someone who disliked his female change until now quite a lot, start behaving like a girl so perfectly? For a moment, the thought that this was this other girl, resembling Ranma, crossed his mind but the characteristics were wrong there, too...THAT one had an attitude...and quite a temper. She would have kicked him rather than doing the scaredy bit this one was doing now.* "Ranma.....this is NOT funny! Stop behaving like a Girl NOW or I will make you regret it! What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "You're frightening me!" sobs the teary-eyed Ranma-chan, clutching the dress desperately to preserve her modesty. "Who are you? Why are you threatening me?" she asks in frightful confusion. "Wait! I remember! You're that mean boy who kidnapped Akane a while ago!" She starts shaking even worse. "What-What do you want? What are you going to do to me?" Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? Shad Devil Taro slumps down a bit...what happened to Ranma? It wasn't Amnesia since he...err..SHE remembered the kidnapping so what was going on here? He was utterly confused at the moment....* "Ranma...what kinda trick are you trying to pull on me? You are a BOY! A GUY! You have Balls, do you not? Why are you behaving like a girl?" *Taro fixated his opposite for a bit before he stood up again, having decided on a course, walking over to the shaking form and reaching out for her arm.* "You will come with me to the bath now, perhaps a bit of warm water will cure your crazyness." Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "What are you talking about? I'm a girl! Can't you tell?" Then Taro bends over her to grabs her arms, and she panics. "NO! Leave me alone! Don't touch me!" Squirming desperately to avoid the boy's touch, on of her arm shoots by sheer reflex (like she's done once with Genma), and her tiny fist nail Taro right on the nose. Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? Shad Devil Taro's head gets thrown back from the hit, a small trail of blood appearing from his nose, but doesn't get thrown away. Standing at a seemingly impossible backwards-arc he slowly comes forward again with quite a peeved look on his face.* "Ranma....you're going too far. I'm trying to help you being a man and THIS is you're thanks?" *With that he pointed at his slightly bleeding nose.* "You dare to hit the hand that offers you warm water? Well, if you REALLY want to be a GIRL, I'll show you what BOYS do with GIRLS! erhaps you'll stop this idiocy THEN!" *His eyes flaring dangerously, he grabs for Ranma-chan's arms, being careful to protect his crotch with his legs...* Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Despite Taro's menace, Ranma-chan is only struggling weakly; no martial art countermeasure seems to come to her mind to prevent him from catching her arms. "NO! PLEASE, DON'T" she begs. "HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? Shad Devil Taro loosened his grip again. Ranma didn't even try to fight back...and like this he felt like..like a rapist...and he didn't like that one bit! He wouldn't admit it to anyone but himself but he had a soft spot for girls in peril. Sighing he let go of Ranma-chan, squatting in front of her and looking in her teary eyes.* "Listen, Ranma, I give up for now, ok? WHAT do you intend with this? Pleasae tell me? Is it training for a new technique? Or something else?" Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Ranma, still sobbing and shaken from the aggression, avoid Taro's gaze. "What are you talking about? I was just getting clothed before doing some shopping.... Why did you barge in and destroyed my bra? I haven't much of them that fit me well..." Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? Shad Devil Taro covered his face with one of his hands. This COULDN'T be Ranma! Ranma wouldn't be interested in shopping...and worrying about bra's...*shiver* Sighing he decided that, whoever this was, he owed her for the scare and the destruction of her underwear...he was a honorable Fighter after all... But first he had to know who this girl really was.* "Alright, so you aren't Ranma Saotome, heir to the Saotome School of Martial Arts...but who are you then? And don't worry, I'll get you a new one...though I can't understand why you need one..they seem to be firm enough to stand alone..." Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Taro's comment about her breasts gets Ranma-chan totally flustered. "Look away, you peeping tom!" Once she settles down a bit, she finally answers Taro's question: "Of course I'm not Ranma Saotome! How could you confuse me with that nympho, who runs around naked or just in an apron?! To think just a few minutes ago she even tried to bring me into one of her crazy lesbian fantasy..." And to better drown Taro in utter confusion, she adds: "I'm Ranko Tendo. I'm Akane's cousin." Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? Shad Devil Had Ranma-cha..err..Ranko hit Taro with a 50-Ton-Mallet, the effect couldn't have been bigger. He looked at the girl totally dumbfounded, blinking several times before he shook his head to clear his mind.* "Y...you are...Akane's Cousin? But...you look JUST like Ranma...I have seen Ranma quite a few times naked and you look exactly like him...err..her... whatever." Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "You've... You've watched her NAKED? Why you pervert!" yells 'Ranko' as she suddenly slaps Taro. A rather girlish slap, he barely felt it, but yet it surprised him. "Are you going to turn around so that I get dressed, or not?" Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? Shad Devil The slap was nothing..it didn't even stung much but still she had slapped him...and he didn't like being slapped one bit!* "A no na! Didn't you YOURSELF say just now that she is running around naked all the time? THAT'S when I've seen her! And as punishment for that slap I WON'T turn around now." *With that he stood up and leaned into the Door-frame, looking directly at 'Ranko'.* "Well, what are you waiting for? If you aren't clothed in 3 minutes, I'll spank ya for wasting my time...." Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Wha... What? But you can't do that! That's really perverted!" protests Ranma-chan. Clutching the dress closer to her body, she then asks in her squeaky, girlish voice: "You...You won't really spank me, will you?" Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? Shad Devil Taro ignored her protests, just pointing at his wrist, indicating (though he didn't wear a watch) that the time was running.* "You will find out soon..now it's only 2 minutes left...Oh, almost forgot, the spanking will be on your BARE behind." Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Yikes!" gasps Ranma-chan in response to Taro's last threat. Making up her mind, she turns her back to him so that he won't see her bare breast, and quickly put the dress on. When she turns again to face him, she's casting Taro a dirty look, but also seems very embarrassed. Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? Shad Devil Taro looked at Ranko shortly, then closed his eyes for a bit, sighing deeply. It was definately not Ranma, Ranma wouldn't look that 'natural' in a dress...besides, Ranma never was embarassed about his female body, showing everyone 'his' breasts after a bath or something... Looking back at Ranko, he smiled apologetically.* "Well, I'll have to say, you do look cute in that...now, shall we go and buy yourself a new bra? Or was it a brassiere or how these things are called?" Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Ranma's blush settles a bit as Taro is complimenting her. She then answers his question: "It was an expensive silk bra offered to me by Auntie Saotome. You'd better buy me two or three bras if you want to be forgiven." Re: What will happen to poor Ranma-chan? Shad Devil "Two or THRE...erm...Oh well, I guess I deserve that...now come along now, I think I've seen a Underwear Boutique some blocks to the west from here..." *With that he held his hand out to Ranma, intending to lift her up and jump over the roofs with her in his arms...* What will happen to poor Taro-kun? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "No, no," counters the redheaded girl, "there's no good shop in that part of Nerima. We should go the shopping district, that's where are the best boutiques." Instead of letting Taro lifts her, she's the one to grab his hand. Giggling, she rushes out of the bedroom and exits the Tendo house, dragging Taro behind her. The Chinese boy discovers it's very hard to resist to her pull. Re: What will happen to poor Taro-kun? Shad Devil Taro had been totally surprised by the sudden enthusiasm Ranko showed and until he remembered to resist the pull, Ranko had pulled him several streets away from the Tendo Dojo.* "Now, will you stop pulling me through the scenery as if I was a Teddy Bear of a 3 year old! Which store are we going to anyway?" What will happen...? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Oh, poo, don't be so touchy. Why do boys always have to act though and macho? That's just silly." Pointing to a large cloth store of the shopping district, 'Ranko' just says "Here." Before heading to the entrance, not waiting to see if Taro is following. Once inside the store, the redheaded girl's eyes become big and shiny, and she puts hands under her chin in an adoration pose. "Sugoi!" She then rushes toward the feminine underwear section with such speed that she blows a strong wind in her wake. Passing in front of the dressing room, the wind suddenly lift the curtains, giving to a certain black-haired girl a nice view of the muscular boy inside, who was about to put on boxers. OOC: Chance encounter! How fortuitous! Or is it? Re: What will happen...? Shad Devil Taro had no choice but to follow Ranko into the store. He was barely in it as Ranko ran off like a Maniac and again he had to run after her lest that she do something stupid---like buying 20 instead of 2 Bra's and sendiing him the bill! Pn his way after her he didn't realize neither Akane, nor the bared Ryuu though the curtains of said boys booth got into his way as they fluffed outwards due to the wind created by Ranko and was therefore ripped down by reflex.* "Hoi, Anta! Will you WAIT for me, damnit!" Re: Searching for what will happen.... FlyingSquirl Akane looked in shock as the curtain was flown up, reveiling Ryuu in the buff due to his lack of boxers. She was then even more suprised when the curtain was ripped off, looking to see that it was Taro who did it. "You try those on Ryuu, I have to go check something really quick." She ran after Taro seeing that he was headed towards the woments underwear department. "Taro what are you doing going to... " And at that precise moment she noticed a petite red-head infront running away from Taro, or so it seemed. "RAAAANNNNMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! You pervert what are you doing going in there. It's not like you ever wear that stuff anyway, even when you are a girl. Come back here Ranma." And with that Akane started her mad sprint at her cursed/forced/unwanted(but not really) Fiance, as she overtook Taro and moved past him, leaving Ryuu standing in his newly aquired boxers at the dressing room. Re: Searching for what will happen.... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block As *many* peoples in the store turns puzzled looks toward Akane, 'Ranko' also notices her 'cousin' and smile happily. "Oh, Akane-chan, you're here too! That's cool, you can tell me: do you think this one would look good on me?" she asks while holding a bra in front of her. Re: Searching for what will happen.... Shad Devil This just wasn't Taro's day..now he was beaten by Akane, too...even if it was just in running... Finally arriving where Ranma was just holding up a bra for inspection, he tapped Akane on her shoulder.* "Geeze, Akane, I would have guessed that YOU of all pple would recognize your own Cousin...she looks like Ranma...but that surely ISN'T him...I tell ya!" *Turning around to Ranko, he gave a quizzical look at the bra and, more importantly, the prize-tag. This one was luckily one of the cheaper kind...but it wasn't really fancy either, so he shook his head.* "Ranko, that bra looks as if it was made for a Granny, try something more fancy...as long as it doesn'T cost too much..." Re: Searching for what will happen.... Byooki Desu Well whattayah know? Thsi really was a day of coincidences.. or maybe it was just another sign or the bad luck stricking don on the unsuspecting people in Nerima ward? Jagkir is probably one of the few beings taht could ever answer that question and give you a full explanation, but then again would you ever go to hell just to ask the fallen angel this? AS it happened the lingere-store was the same store that the other Ranma-chan had graced with her presence and .. umm stolen the underwear from. And.. well it isn't that hard to realize that the sells-clerc would recognize the red-haired girl.. after all how many red-haierd buxom japanese girls ran around Tokyo? CLERC: "GOT YOU!" The angry clercs-lady said as she caught Ranma's arm in a steel grip hoisting the teenager up on her tiptoes. CLERC: "Thought you couldget away with it didn't you?" ((OOC: I'm just evil..)) Re: Searching for what will happen.... FlyingSquirl Akane stops in her tracks as she lookes at both 'Ranko' and Taro quizically for a moment. Looking at the bra she does notice it is a little bland an unimpressive. Then when she hears Taro explaining that this is her cousing she suddenly gains a glint of understanding, or what she thinks is understanding, as she assumes she is trying to trick Taro in some way. "Yeah, that one is kind of boring looking 'Ranko' why not go with this one." Akane pulls out a beautiful lace bra for inspection. "What size are you again, I keep forgetting." As Akane leans in to hold up the bra to 'Ranko' she whispers into her cousins ear "What are you up to this time, better tell me before you get in trouble." At that moment the clerk suddenly grabs 'Ranko' by the arm, and starts to accuse the guy/girl of stealing from the store. Akane acting more on instinct than anything quickly stomps the foot of the clerk, easily breaking a few of those tiny foot bones, and grabs the clerks arm off her 'cousin.' "And just what makes you think you can come in here and throw accusations at people, where is your proof?" Re: Searching for what will happen.... Austin_S_Dakota Dressing quickly Ryuu walked up behind Akane. haing been stripped by Ranma in a fight once Ryuu had lost the ability to feel shame of his body. Folding his arms he looked at the sales clerk annoyed. "So what did Ranma do now?" Kumon asked the tendo girl. Re: Searching for what will happen.... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block 'Ranko' has been frightened and shaken by the clerk's sudden accusation. Now she's hiding fearfully behind her 'cousin'. "Why... why are you yelling at me?" she starts, teary-eyed. "*sniffle* I never stole anything. *sniffle*" Re: Searching for what will happen.... Shad Devil Taro sighed...nothing was going to be easy today...and expensive, too. Reaching into a hidden pocket inside his vest he produced a bundle of 10.000 yen and walked up to the clerk.* "Listen, Jerk, I doubt that Ranko has stolen from you but for the sake of peace, which I didn't have lately btw and am short of a Rampage..., " *With that he grabbed a steel-bar, which connected the floor and the roof of the room, and bent it out of shape without twitching a face- muscle.* "..so, if you'd just tell me how much the stolen stuff was, I will pay it and THEN you'll SHUT UP AND LEAVE US ALONE, GOT IT!" *The last words were uttered louder than the others and carried a distinctively threatening tone.* Re: Searching for what will happen.... Austin_S_Dakota Ryuu walked past Taro as he made his show of force. "Look, I know Ranma. I he had stollen anything you never would have known it." Not realizing that Ranma was currently going by the name of Ranko, Ryuu continued. "Ranma's skills are far beayond the ability of someone like to see him stilling." Ryuu really was trying to help. Not being to social he missed the fact he wasn't doing a very good job. Re: Searching for what will happen.... FlyingSquirl Akane is still standing in dissbelief at what is happening around her, she can barely talk since she is trying to fathom the fact that Ranma, Taro, and Ryuu are all within ten feet of eachother and none of them are trying to kill the other one, or more precisly neither Ryuu or Taro are trying to kill Ranma. She looks behind her at her 'cousin' Ranko, and tries to figure out what scheme she is up to that involves Taro. Re: Searching for what will happen.... Byooki Desu The poor clercs eyes had bugged out as Akane had stomped on her foot and she had been unable to respond to either Akane nor the violent Taro. Well that was until now. CLERC: "Are you all crazy!! Those underwear cost a lot more than that! and now ..." She grimaced in pain. CLERC: "I will add assault onto the list! I got the video tapes to proove it!" Another clerc, this one a younger female looked up from behind a register wher she had been hiding. YOUNG CLERC: "Don't worry Toshi.. I've called the police they will be here in a sec.." Re: Searching for what will happen.... Austin_S_Dakota Feeling a bit annoyed Ryuu waited for what ever was going to happen. Looking at the fool behind the counter he waited for Ranma to cut and run. Seeing that the redhead was up to some stupid game the Kumon boy sighed deciding on what could have been the craziest plan he had ever come up with. Reaching out he grabbed Ranma by her waste. Making sure that the nut case behind the counter could no longer hold onto the redhead's wrist the boy picked the girl up. Slinging Ranma over his shoulder Ryuu marched out of the store. "Look, I have enough crap going on right now in my life." Walking out of the store he said loudly. "Even if Ranma did take that crap, he's to much of a goody to-shoes to keep any of that junk." Re: Searching for what will happen.... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Wha...What are you doing?" yelps Ranma in panic as Ryu shouldered her. She kicks her legs wildly behind him. "HELP! AKANE! HE'S ABDUCTING ME!" Re: Searching for what will happen.... Shad Devil The Clerc had just gotten out of grave danger without knowing it. If Taro hadn't been needed to 'rescue' Ranko, he would have lost his cool and...well, the word rampage would have been too soft a word to explain what would have ensued then. But, as said, Taro was needed elsewhere, and therefore he merely pocketed his life-savings and ran after Ryuu and Ranko, still not noticing Akane. Since he was not weighted down by Ranko, he had no problem to catch up to Ryuu and attacked him with a Slide-kick, knocking him down. Ranko was thrown into the air a bit but was catched by Taro with her feet just inches from the floor by the collar of her top.* "You know, Ranko, you should do some self-defense...ya never know what perverts like this one will do with ya..." *With that he lowered her down on the ground again, his other hand pointing at Ryuu.* Re: Searching for what will happen.... FlyingSquirl Akane quickly turned as all the other people with her began to run towards the door, she dropped the bra she was holding and turned to run towards the door after them. She had not worries about the police comming though, after all assult was a crime some places, but not in Nerima, and just about the same went with underwear theft. If only Akane could have told the clerk how many times she or one of her sisters had to listen to the police laugh about underwear theft, well, she didn't have time so it didnt really matter. Running out of the store, Akane caught up with the other three, and put an arm around 'Ranko' to make her feel a little better, plus Akane didnt want to get too far from Ranma as she didn't yet know what he was up to. "Ya know Ryuu, it's not really considered polite to just grab a girl and start running." Re: Searching for what will happen.... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Ranma-chan didn't answer a thing; she's just too flustered. Frantically, she puts some order to her dress, the ride and Taro's gripping having put it a bit in disarray. It wouldn't be so bad if at least she wore a bra, but it isn't the case thanks to Taro. Looking a bit warry of both boys, she clamps to Akane's arm and watches her with pleading eyes. "Akane-chan... please let's go back home! I've had enough of boys getting fresh with me. Pleeease." Re: Searching for what will happen.... Austin_S_Dakota Ignoring Taro Ryuu walked over to Ranma. Lifting his hand he rapped his knuckles against the redhead's skull. Listening carefully for the sounds of a hollow thud, he was almost surprised when none sounded out. "Ok, what the hells wrong with you now?" Looking over at Akane he added. "Does he do this often?" Re: Searching for what will happen.... FlyingSquirl Akane's face turned very stern as she reached over and grabbed Ryuu's wrist and twisted to get his hand off of Ranma. She then pulled Ranma a little away from Ryuu, and put her arm back on Ranma's shoulder. "Come one Ranko, lets get back to my house, maybe you should take a warm bath or something when we get there, it will help you relax. But it would be rude to just leave these two here, so how about we let them come back to, as long as they don't break anything." Akane knew that if Ranma was up to something that required him to be a her s/he would object to the warm bath right now. Looking back at Ryuu she mouthed to him "Calm down, I will figure out what he is doing." Re: Searching for what will happen.... Austin_S_Dakota Ryuu who knew all about the 'Ranko Tendo' persona that Ranma had created was a little confused. Trusing in Akane though, he shut up and began to follow the redhead and taller girl. Sighing he picked up his backpack and walked. Re: Searching for what will happen.... Shad Devil Some days are only for ticking one off...and this one WAS one of them. Taro had had a lot of patience but getting told to being fresh by Ranko after being so nice and cool to offer her to buy a new bra...and then getting ignored by Akane..when did she appear anyway?..and Ryuu brought him near his limit again. To get off some steam he first followed Ryuu, Akane and Ranko before walking past Ryuu and tripping him without loosing any of his gait. For everyone who hadn'T paid any particular attention to his feet would have sworn that the Baka had tripped over a loose stone. Taro just hoped that he broke his nose...it would serve him right.* "Yo, Akane, what exactly did 'I' do to deserve such a cold shoulder? 'I' wasn't the one trying to kidnap Ranko...'I' was just on my way to buy her a few bra's...in apology for a misbehaviour on my side earlier..." Re: Searching for what will happen.... FlyingSquirl Akane, who hadn't realized that she had given Taro a cold shoulder, quickly turned to the young martial artist, while still holding Ranma by the arm. "Oh, Taro, I am so sorry, I didn't mean to give you the cold shoulder. I am just trying to keep Ranko here out of trouble, she seems to have a knack for getting into it. Please come back to our home with us and rest a little bit." Akane bows slightly to the boy hoping that he will accept her appology. "You should know how much trouble she can get into, and don't worry about the bra, I will go with her to get some later." Akane had a feeling they wouldn't be needing to get her any anyway since hopefully Ranma's plan would be uncovered soon and everything would be cleared up. Still so that Taro did not feel left out in the cold, Akane's other hand reached out and took Taro's as if to lead him to the Tendo home. Re: Searching for what will happen.... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block 'Ranko' was about to burst into tears after Ryuu clonked her head. Akane's soothing voice calms her down, and she nods softly when she suggests taking a bath. "Thank you, Akane-chan. You're very nice." she says while holding her friend's arm like a life-saver. Re: Searching for what will happen.... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block *click!* Re: Searching for what will happen.... Shad Devil Taro, too, was soothed by Akane's reassurance and especially by her taking his hand...finally a small ray of light had appeared on this dark day. That's when he heard a click from somewhere...looking around he couldn't see anything, though...and after a few seconds he shrugged it off to a small stone skipping over the ground. Bowing to Akane he whispered to her* "Say, why didn't you tell me that you had a Cousin that looks JUST like Ranma? I mistook her for him at first..but her actions no matter how much I provoked it, defied this..." Re: Searching for what will happen.... FlyingSquirl Akane was shocked for a second, Taro actually believed that this was her cousin, Ranma must have done a better acting job then she though he was capable of. She didn't want to blow his cover just yet, as she saw no need for Ranma, Taro and Ryuu to all start fighting right there, she wasn't sure if Nerima could survive that. "Well, I didn't think it would come up as she is not around very often, and I didn't think you would ever run into her." She whispered back to Taro. Around then The Tendo home came into veiw of them all. "Hey, we're almost home, soon we'll all be able to relax for a little bit." Re: Searching for what will happen.... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block *click!* Re: Searching for what will happen.... Shad Devil Taro sighed...so she WAS Akane'S cousin...Akane had confirmed it after all...now the last of his suspicions were gone. It was quite a coincidence that there should be a girl that looked JUST like that Pervert Ranma when he was a she....oh well, there were even stranger things.* "Oh...say, what happened with that crazy Woman who thought that everything was a Dream? She still running loose?" Re: Searching for what will happen.... Austin_S_Dakota Knowing that insecure men often need to try and prove their manhood by anyway they could Ryuu ignored Taro again. The wander figured that this would be the best way to annoy the fool. Though Akane's sudden change of character. Walking behind the other's he wait to see what would be happening. This seamed to be really strange to him. Waiting for the explosion that was bound to happen, the boy just smiled and watched. Re: Searching for what will happen.... FlyingSquirl Akane had to think for a second, since she delt with so many crazy people in her life, but then remembered that Nodoka was running around saying something about a dream. "Oh, yeah her, well we took care of her and finally got her to go to sleep, she'll probably think everything that happened was a dream now so don't mention anything about it if you see her again." They were walking under the gate into the Tendos yard now and Akane looked around, happy that no new damage to her house seems to have occured recently. "Alright, finally we are back, why dont we sit down and have a nice cup of tea now." She tries to suggest to hopefully releave some of the tension in the air right now. Re: Searching for what will happen.... Shad Devil "Tch, if you say so...but she has to be really crazy if she thought that she was dreaming all of that...oh well, at least she didn't screw anyone during this, right, Akane?" *At the mention of Tea Taro remembered something..Akane's horrible cooking skills...she couldn't even boil water! Therefore he took a few quick steps to get in front of her.* "Umm, Akane, I'll make the Tea, ok, you and Ranko just sit down for now...I'll be right back..." *Without waiting for her answer he turned and made his way into the kitchen." Re: Searching for what will happen.... Austin_S_Dakota "Ok, Ranma he's gone." Ryuu said from behind the two girls. "What game are you playing at now?" Taking a step forward he joined the girls. Not looking at the redhead as he spoke. Re: Searching for what will happen.... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Ranma?" The redheaded 'Ranko' blink-blinks. "Where?" Re: Searching for what will happen.... Shad Devil Taro had no sooner entered the kitchen before he saw Ranma (the real Ranma this time for sure!) writhing on the floor...seeing some left-over pieces of food he sniffed at it, making a grimace at the foul smell. This had to be Akane's doing! No WONDER Ranma was writhing in agony!* "You stupid Jerk, Ranma, you should have KNOWN that this junk was Akane's! Of course you would get cramps from that garbage!" *Taking advantage of Ranma's helpless state at the moment he picked him/her up by the collar and walked back into the living-room.* "Yo, pple, guess who I found rolling around in pain on the kitchen floor? Ranma! He ate something he shouldn't have..." Re: Searching for what will happen.... FlyingSquirl Akane looked over at the form of another female Ranma writhing on the floor in agony after Taro put her down. "What did she eat? We don't have anything toxic in the kitchen." Re: Searching for what will happen.... Shad Devil Taro sweat-dropped, if he had been Ranma, he would have told her that it was HER food that was toxic...but he didn't want to hurt her feelings..so..* "Umm, let's just say that Ranma ate something that never had been intended for Human digestion..." Re: Searching for what will happen.... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Ewww..." starts 'Ranko' as she puts a hand on her mouth. "Is it normal for her face to be that green in color?" Re: Searching for what will happen.... Austin_S_Dakota "Ok, I'm guessing it was rancid?" Ryuu said trying to come up with a reason for the sight before them. "Hey Akane," I guess we have found both Ranma now." Re: Searching for what will happen.... FlyingSquirl Akane was still trying to figure out what could possibly be in her families kitchen that is not fit for human consumption. She thought for a moment as she took the tea from Taro, and began to slowly sip on it. She eventually gave up on the thought and sat next to 'Ranko' leaving a space for Taro to sit down near them. "No, but don't worry, her face will return to normal soon enough, there is nothing in the kitchen that could really harm someone." Of course she doesn't consider her cooking that bad, so the thought that it was her food that did this didnt cross her mind. "Now Ranko, what are you doing in town anyway?" Akane still trying to figure out what Ranma was up to. "Yes we have found two, now we just need to find out why they are here." Re: Searching for what will happen.... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block 'Ranko' looks at Akane with puzzlement. "Why, Akane-chan, I've been living with you for the last year! You're confusing me again with that tramp..." (she points at the other Ranma- chan) "... she's the one who crashed in only a few time ago." Re: Searching for what will happen.... Shad Devil Taro, who didn't really know if those statements were true or not (he never was around that long...though he heard that Ranma was a frequent guest), decided to keep still for the moment. The situation was kinda confusing anyway...then he remembered that he wanted to get some Tea and stood up to return into the kitchen. Finding that the Boiler had been destroyed earlier, he made do with Ice Tea and came back, carefully balancing the cold liquid on a tablet. Re: Searching for what will happen.... Austin_S_Dakota Ryuu pulled his feet underneath himself and waited. Placing a hand onto his chin he tried to figure out what Ranma was getting at. "So, how did Ranma get split. Does he have the stupid twinning curse like I got?" He said trying to see just what was happening. No guts - It breaks my heart Byooki Desu The small tramp in question just gave the othe red-head a hurt look before her eyes widened and she leaped to her feet and ran towards the bathroom. Seconds later there was the distinct sound of someone throwing up. Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Austin_S_Dakota Getting up Ryuu began to leave the room. "Someone better check on him." He said as if that answered anyone's question. It didn't take him long before he was standing outside of the Tendo bath room. Knocking he opened the door, checking on the Ranma in question. "You OK," he said not bothering any explanation on what he was doing in there. Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Byooki Desu From the bathroom a low moaning can be heard then the sound of throwing up is repeated. It really wasn't something one would want to hear if they had just eaten.. for that matter it wasn't one would ever want to hear. "Go away! I'm poisoned.. let me die in piece!" Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Austin_S_Dakota Walking up behind her Ryuu knelt down his hand geantly rubbing her back. It wasn't often but he could remember when he was really little this had made him feel good. "Hey puke all you want..." Stopping he said at last. "You arn't the real Ranma are you?" Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Byooki Desu The red-heads eyes bugged out of their sockets as she felt the man get frisky with her.. or rather,.. he rubbed her back. Well that was frisky in her opinion. True before.. when she had first seen .. started existing she had had the desire to to find a man.. any man.. she had felt so alone.. and she hadn't known why.. If this guy had met her back then she didn't knw how she would have responded.. But now.. after having really gotten to know the one that she had been the first person she hd seen, the desire to find any man, had been changed to the desire to find a particular man. In this guy sure as hell wasn't it. Her stomach still aching in pain she elbowed the in his guts as he was bowing over her. "Keep yer fucking hands to yerself mister!" Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Austin_S_Dakota Reacting on instinct Ryuu Ryuu cought the redhead's wrist. "What the hell was that for!?" Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Byooki Desu Flowing with the motion the small red-head sprinted upwards and flipped over Ryu. and landed on his head with both feet. Since her wrist was still caught by Ryu it was a pretty odd move on her part. Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Austin_S_Dakota Tilting his head, he looked at the redhead. "Well I'm impressed." He said Letting go of the girl's wrist. Standing up, the redhead found herself inches away from the top of the room. Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Byooki Desu The girl flipped of him and landed easily on her feet smirking. This pervert was impressed? Well why wouldn't he be.. Still she felt really lonly now that she was several meters away from her love.. "pah.." She muttered then her eyes bugged out as she felt Akane's lunch come up again. quickly turning around she but not quikly enough she threw up again, some of ending up on the boy. "Agh .. sorry.. here.. I have a mirror.. you can check if you're okay in it." She said and handed him a what looked to be a small compact. (( ^^ )) Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Austin_S_Dakota Ryuu looked down at and then threw it over his shoulder. "I'm fine," he said. Smirking himself he watched the redhead throwning up. Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Byooki Desu One of her eyes twithed yet she felt a little better. moving to where the compact was she picked it up as she looked at the floor having the thing open she groaned. "AGH! you cracked the mirror! Just look at it!" She said, once again trying to make Ryu take a look in it. ((OOC: It would be fun if Ryu got trapped then the other Ryu could come to the Dojo and the small red-head would wonder how the hell he had gotten out.)) Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Austin_S_Dakota "So what," he said not seeing the point. Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Byooki Desu The red-head grumbles gets up her feet and shoves the open compound into the boys face. "Just look at the damn mirror!" Serriously.. this wasn't like her.. That poison she had eaten really had gotten her to act strangly. Damn pains.. Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Austin_S_Dakota Ryuu looked at the compact in the redhead's hand. "What's wrong with it," he asked not understanding the point the mirror Ranma was trying to make. taking a step back his foot accidently comes down on the real magic mirror. The one he had thrown over his shoulder. CRACK... Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Byooki Desu The red head blinked.. he hadn't been sucked into the.. and then there was a crack. Unfortunatelly, the compact in itself isn't what is magic but it is the glass in the mirror meaning that if say mirror was broken all the shards would have the same effect as if it had been whole.. only.. they pull you in differen't directions. "NOOO!" She yelled her fist this time really coonectingwith Ryu's jaw and sending him into teh tub still full of Jelly. A water pipe broke as she had lashed out and water sprayed everywere taking the shards of glass down the drain. Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Austin_S_Dakota Ryuu was completely caught unawares by the girl's attack. Launched off of his feet, he landed hard into the tub of jelly. He might have been knocked unconscious if it wasn't for the fact of the water plashing over him as well as the jelly. Suddenly the Ranma clone found herself staring at two angry Ryuu's. "What the hell was that for!?" "What the hell was that for!?" Both Ryuu's shouted at once, taking a step towards his... their attacker. Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Byooki Desu Ranma shok her head getting some of the water out of her eyes and hair then looked up to were there now was two of that annoying guy. She rubbed some mroe water out of her eyes, but there was still two of them. Had the mirror being cracked had something to do with this? It didn't matter.. not really. Smirking she backs away towards the door keeping her eyes on the two boys. "Well well well.. It seems I will be going now... you already are a couple on you own.." Turning around she bouded for the door not really caring to stick aroun dand see what tow of the same annoying person could come up with. Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Austin_S_Dakota "Fine!" "Fine!" Both Ryuu's shouted at once to the retreating redhead. In his life he had never meet such a rude girl before. "Run off..." "...you annoying fool..." Even to the two Ryuu's the mixing of vices were getting aggravating. It was hard to think when someone else began and ended you sentences as you tried to as well. Re: No guts - It breaks my heart Byooki Desu She grinned at the two boys just standing there. "Uh is that supposed to make me angry or something? You think I woudl fall for such an obvious ploy?" the last she got as she landed and elbow into the Ryu to the rights head. And then she sneezed. Who was talking about her? nevermind. Flipping away and landing at the edge of the tub she smirked at the two slow irritating boys that seemed to just beg to get a good pounding. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block As Fate (or maybe rather Murphy) deemed it, this is the very moment that Nodoka Saotome chooses to enter the living-room in search of her son. "Ah, Ranma-dear, here you are, I have to talk to you..." Blink? "Akane-chan, weren't you upstairs just a while ago?" she asks in a puzzled tone. Blink-blink? "Ranma-chan, *why* are you wearing a dress?" she asks in an upset tone. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Austin_S_Dakota "I said, I am not Tendo Akane," Kiima said from behind Nodoka. Walking around the the taller woman Kiima moved so that she could look at the others in the room. "Hello again, Akane." She said with a smirk to her twin. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil To make the situation totally and completely uncontrollable, Taro chose this moment to actually return to the living-room to bring the Ice Tea.* "Alright, hpe you like Ice Tea for the boiler is trashed and there is no warm water anywhere around.....WHAT THE...?" *The last words were spoken in referrence to Nodoka and a SECOND Akane???!!* "The..the..crazy Dreaming-Woman and another AKANE? WHAT is going on here...you can't tell me that this is your twin, Akane Tendo!" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane looked in shock as a second one of her walked out of the doorway from behind Ranma's mother. Her jaw dropped as she looked on. "Taro, I actually now have no idea what is going on. I don't know who that other one of me is, but it is most certainly an imposter. I don't have a twin, and don't know anyone else who looks like me." Akane sat there confused for the next few minutes, trying to figure out what happened. As if two Ranma's wasn't enough already, she could only wonder and dread what would come next. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "I'm not Ranma, auntie Saotome. I'm Ranko Tendo. And this dress, it's Akane-chan who offered it to me a few months ago..." beam the redhead. "As if a tomboy like Ranma would wear such a pretty dress..." she giggles. Then, noticing the second Akane, the bubble-headed girl looks her over with curiosity. "Hey, who are you? You looks like Akane... but Akane- chan would never dress herself like a whore...." Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Austin_S_Dakota Kiima broke out laughing. Walking a step closer she took a sudden deep in-hale. "It's not nice to speak about your elders in such a manner, it's not my fault that Tendo Akane looks this way." Folding her arms she looked at the redhead her eyes filled with mirth. "Besides I can remember a time when Saotme Ranma liked this body." Even though she no longer had the senses of her real animal strengthened body she still knew what sents to look for. And the redhead still smelled closer to a man then a girl. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block 'Ranko' snorts derisively. "Well that doesn't surprise me," she answers to Kimaa-Akane, "Ranma is such a pervert." This owns her weird looks from most of the peoples in the room. "Could someone please explain to me WHAT'S GOING ON HERE??" explodes Nodoka Saotome, loosing patience. Her hands are flexing automatically, as if grasping some missing item. Probably a katana. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane would have hit 'Ranko' for calling Ranma a pervert, after all that was her job, but decided to let it slide for now, since she knew he would get a good laugh out of it later, or if not him, everyone else. Sipping her tea she looked around at all the people in there, and tried to figure out what was going on herself. She desperatly needed to find a way to explain everything to Nodoka now, since she didn't doubt the woman would harm Ranma if she didn't start being a he again. Alas nothing came to her mind though, and she looked around the room lingering on both Ranko and Taro, shrugging to them. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil Taro sighed...what was going on in Nerima these days anyway? A second Akane...a Cousin that looked JUST like Ranma..and this strange Woman who thought everything was a Dream....it just was WAAAAY too complicated! Slapping his hand down on the table (being careful not to destroy it at the same time) he tried to get everyones attention.* "ALRIGHT! Everyone, SIT DOWN and CAM DOWN! I'm sick of this mind- boggling business...perhaps we can get some order around here now? If not...." *With that he raised one cup of the Ice Tea and held it over his head...indicating a Transformation..* Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Taro's outburst certainly frightens 'Ranko'. Hiding behind Akane, she holds her tightly. "Akane-chan... he's scaring me." A big twitch appears on top of Nodoka's forehead. 'I do hope this is still a dream...' she thinks. "Ranma, this behavior is *not* manly!" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane turned around and gave 'Ranko' a little hug for a second. "Don't worry Ranko, he won't hurt you, I don't think he is the type to hit women." Akane was starting to worry, maybe Ranma really had gone crazy, since the normal Ranma would deffinatly not act like this under 'any' circumstances, especially not infront of Nodoka. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "How could I be calming down?" protests Nodoka, unaware of the threat Taro is hinting at. "When my son is acting so... so... so GIRLISHLY!" she concludes, tears flowing on her cheeks. "Saotome Ranma," she starts with a solemn voice, "I do hope you hadn't forgotten the contract you've signed along with your father. If you don't start explaining why you're acting so UNMANLY, I'll have to make true your promise of seppuku!" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil Taro's eyes twitched dangerously but he decided to give a last chance..* "LISTEN! This is NOT Ranma, You AREN'T Dreaming and now SIT DOWN or I won't be responsible for what I'll do!" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Austin_S_Dakota From where she had been standing Kiima finally spoke up. "Ok now that's a respectable way to get your point across." Towards Taro. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane had to admit though she was getting just about as fed up with whatever stunt Ranma was pulling right now as well. Excusing herself for a second Akane went into the kitchen (always a bad sign) and put a pot of water on a burner to begin boiling since the hot water was apparently out. Walking back into the room she sat down again, and awaited for when she could prove to herself whether this was the real Ranma, or that mirror person. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Nodoka glares venomously at Taro. "How could you dare say it's not Ranma! Do you think there are many redheaded girls looking just like my son's cursed form? I'm not blind, you no, and I'm his MOTHER! Even if it's true I can barely recognize him since he's acting so UNMANLY!" "Who's acting unmanly, mom?" say a familiar voice coming from behind her. Standing on the engawa, a pigtailed boy in Chinese clothes is rubbing the back of his head. "What's going on here?" asks Ranma-kun. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil Taro now glared back at Nodoka, a wry smile plaing on his face.* "THERE! SEE? THAT is Ranma! Your SON! And THIS.." *With that he pointed at Ranko.* "..This is a cousin of Akane! Are you satisfied now, Obaa-san no Baka? And just to prove that it IS Ranma...." *His hand with the Ice-Tea came forward, flinging the cold liquid toward Ranma with surprising speed...* Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block *Splash* Ranma-kun whips his brows from the cold tea, glaring at Taro. "You find that funny?" he asks. Yes, he's still male. As everybody is looking at him with astonishment, he sighs. "I was going to explain that, precisely." Walking toward Nodoka, he smiles at her widely. "Mom, you're gonna be proud of me... I finally found a cure for my Jusenkyo curse!" he explains, beaming. "Unfortunately," he adds, "there was a little side-effect." Saying this, he's pointing at Ranko, who is eyeing him confusedly. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane at that point jumps to her feet and walks over right infront of Ranma-kun. Reaching over she grabbed him and threw him to the ground. "Alright Mister, your going to start explaining things, and start doing it fast. What is going on here, and how many of you ARE there." Her face getting redder and redder, and steam almost shooting out her ears. "Now if you don't want to talk now, we can discuss this over dinner. Which by that time I will be furios since I'll of had to make dinner for everyone due to the fact Kasumi's missing, would you like to explain that one too! Huh!" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Ranma-kun looks a bit surprised to be thrown to the ground. Yet, as Akane berates him from close, his expression turns to a smirks. "Glad to see you too, Akane. I knew you would be happy that I am now 100% male." And, not letting the Tendo girl the time to react, he grabs her head and crushes their lips together in a heated kiss. "Oh my!" says Ranko, turning away and getting very red on the cheeks. "My son is so manly..." dreamingly whispers Nodoka, now on Cloud Nine with little butterflies flying around. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil Taro had enough...veins popped up all over his head as he stomped over to Ranma and Akane, pulling the girl up and away from him and grabbing him by the hem of his shirt.* "YOU are NOT RANMA! Ranma would never find a cure for his curse! Ranma never would have DARED to kiss Akane just like that, he is an IDIOT, a COWARD AND he is too stubborn to admit his feelings toward Akane..so, WWHOEVER you ARE, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane stepped out of Taro's arm once he had lifted her up, and stepped toward the male Ranma in the room. "Let me handle this." She punched him firmly but not enough to hurt the real Ranma, in the stomach. "Well if you are so happy to see me, after coming back from your curse, why don't you tell me how kawaii I am." Akane knew that if any sort of compliment came out of his lips, this would certainly be an imposter, and if he began his usual rant, she'd have a reason to hit him anyway. Thankful for Akane, this was a lose lose situation for Ranma-kun. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block 'Ranma-kun' is EXTREMELY annoyed by the two morons who are picking at him. A brow twitching, he slowly rises from doubling over after Akane's punch. His gaze crosses Nodoka's worried one, and he makes a reassuring gesture toward her. "Don't worry, mom. It's just a misunderstanding. I'll settle this right now." Then... he grabs Akane in a headlock and drags her along, bodily pushing Taro out of the way. As soon as they exit the living room for the garden and turn a corner, 'Ranma' pushes Akane's back against a wall. Before she can lash out at him, he silences her with a hand over her mouth and an icy glare. "Listen, you idiot," he whispers, "do you really want Ranma to die? I don't know about the other jerk, but I'm sure you don't hate your fiancée *that much*, right? Me coming here and taking his place could very well be your only chance to save him! I've watched all of you since the lingerie shop, and considering how the true Ranma is acting right now, it wouldn't be long before his mother get serious with the seppuku threat!" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Austin_S_Dakota Turing her head, Kiima in her Akane-cursed body looked at Nodoka. "Are they always like this?" She asked suprised at how the scene was unfolding. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Yes..." absently answers Nodoka for Kiima. "Young love is such a beautiful thing..." she concludes dreamingly. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil This was it...the point of snapping...he just wanted to get some steam off by fighting with Ranma...and then Akane butted in and ruined it! With a glare to Nodoka and Kiima he stomped after Ranma and Akane, rounding the corner just as Ranma said something about Seppuku.* "You want seppuku? I GIVE you Seppuku! I need to get some stuff out of my system, and having YOU as a Punching back will be sufficient for that!" *Without giving Ranma a chance to respond nor react he let his fist shoot forward and connect with his side, letting him fly sideways for several metres.* "Now, come at me you damn Cross-dresser of a Boy-Girl!" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Ranma-kun, clutching the side Taro had hit, faces his opponent with a snarl. "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU ASSHOLE?!?! Did your mother rocked you too close from a wall back then? Now, you're gonna get it!" Charging with a roar, he immediately sends a flurry of punch at the mean-tempered boy. "KACHU TENSHIN AMAGURIKEN!!!" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil Taro smirks as he dodges each blow or blocks it without a sweat as he slowly retreats to the pond.* "Heh, Insults from such a weak Double can't hurt me, little Boy....but I bet my Punches can!" *Just then his feet encounter the rim of the pond, bumping against the stones which make him stumble backwards. This has the effect of letting several Punches connect to Taro before he falls into the Pond....just seconds later his Demonic Form emerges from the pond-water, rising to it's height of over 3 Metres, tentacles waving all around him. All this in the plain view of everyone, including Nodoka and Kiima.* 'NOW we will have FUN, you Imitation!' Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Austin_S_Dakota Kiima again looked at Nodoka, "Wasn't food mentioned before?" She asked. This whole thing was getting strange and a little annoying to the Akane double. "It seams kind of rude to start a fight in someone else's home." Watching as Taro appeared to be moments away from crushing Ranma. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane put her palm to her forhead as she watched Taro go at the imitation 'Ranma.' For some reason everthing that ever happened around her inevitably lead to violence, especially if it included Ranma in any way shape or form. But since the copycat wanted to show Nodoka how manly Ranma was, she wasn't going to stop them, so that he would have his chance, meanwhile she had water warming for the real Ranma in hopes that would force him to explain his plan or he would reveil him to everyone. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "GAAAAAHHH!!!!" shouts Ranma-kun at the horrendous sight of Taro's cursed form. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?" he yells, turning heel and getting away as quick as possible. This, no doubt, would elicit a smirk on the monster's face (if physically possible) if not for a little newcomer. "Master!!" Springing up from nowhere, Happosai falls on the Niu-Ho-Man-Mao-Ren and amorously hug its neck. "Master, I finally found you! I was so worried, you disappeared all of a sudden leaving poor me all alone." Not minding the wet fur that's drenching him, Happy... wait a sec... wet fur? The gaze of the mind-controlled old pervert master suddenly shifts. He glares at the demonic-looking hybrid with fire in his eyes. "Why you foul hell-spawned beast!!! You thought you could bewitch me with your dark magic! I'll teach you to not mingle with holier than thou!!" Jumping away, the cursed old pervert master pulls out several round bombs from his gi while calling: "Blessed fire-cracker of purification!!" Yet, that still looks a lot like a bunch of Happodaikarin. *KA-BOOM!!!* OOC: I'm just so mean... Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil Taro was quite overwhelmed at the many things that just happened...all he could do was make remarks with his tentacles....* "HAH! COWARD! You ARE A FAKE.." "What the?" "Get OFFA me!" "Oh...shimatta..." *That's when the Happosai Fireburst hits, sending up lots of debris and dust which, after it clears, reveals a blackened and VERY angry Taro..* "YOU! YOU! You...HENTAI no BAKA!!!!!!!!!" *Having said that...he shakes a bit..before falling down, head first, to the ground.* Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Austin_S_Dakota Seeing the large firecrackers, Kiima put her hands over her ears. Closing her eyes she waited for the explosion(s). This was going to get interesting. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Standing there stunned, Akane whispers to herself "This is not the type of thing a girl should get used to." but none the less she had become desensitized to people attacking Ranma, duels to the death, and water induced transformations long ago. Walking over she grabbed Taro by the shoulders, and dragged him back into her house, laying him down on the floor within, leaving a charry mess streaking across from where she dragged him. "Alright, now that we have that taken care of, what to do next." She inaudibly speaks to herself, thens she see's 'Ranko' and quickly remembers. 'That water should be getting warm by now.' "Hey Ranko, could you come into the kitchen and talk with me for a second?" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block OOC: Ahem... I know Akane is strong, but carrying Taro's monster form should be more than even she can do. And since she knows of his curse, she would probably turn him back to human first. IC: "Of course Akane-chan," cutely answers Ranko. "What do you want to talk about?" Nodoka is eyeing the redheaded girl with curiosity. Now that she know she isn't her son, she would like Ranma to explain how 'Ranko Tendo' came into being. That sure would be interesting. Stepping out, she glares at the charred, monstrous form of Taro. She can't remember where she already saw it, but no wonder it crept even into her nightmares, it's really a disgusting sight. Still, though Ranma-kun's reaction was quite understandable, it wasn't very manly to show some cowardice. Behind the dojo, Manekko Kenchan, best known as Copycat Ken (come on, you knew it was him) it getting back his breath after a panicked run. Even though info gathering was his specialty, he had never yet seen the Niu-Ho-Man-Mao-Ren, and it given him quite a shock. Damn it, he should have better studied that bastard before showing himself; he doesn't even know the name of the freak. Casually walking inside the house, Happosai the monk blows a few sanctified puffs from his pipe, cleaning the room of evil spirits by his mere presence. His eyes fall on both Akane and Kiima, and he frowns at the doppelganger. "You! You're not the true Akane, I can tell! What kind of evil succubus are you, and how dare you take the shape of an innocent girl?" Theology Austin_S_Dakota Kiima looked at the miniature Monk, here eyes looking at him with sympathy. "I am what the Kami have chosen to make me." The woman answered Happosai. The curses of Jusenkyo were more then just magic to her. Those that lived upon Mt. Phoenix believed the training grounds to be a gift from the gods. And another point of pride for her was that the body she was currently in was chosen by the living Kami Saffron. "This is the from that it was decided that I would need to best serve in during my life. Just as Ranma was given the body of a girl to learn from, I have a lesson to be taught as well." Kami spoke as one who was religious fervor. "Jusenkyo is a training ground, but not like people tend to think it is. It is not a place to train the body but to complete the soul. And only the unknowing would call it the 'cursed'." Taking a deep breath she prepared to try and explain something that no outsider ever really understood. "Saotome Ranma has done many great things in his life, his journey has been one for the ages. Yet it has been though his view, changed by seeing it though the eyes of a girl is what has readied him to do as the gods have asked of him." "That one too has been chosen for greatness," Kiima said pointing at the unconscious body of Taro. "He has a great lesson in life to learn. He also is destined for greatness, yet it is through his cures that his greatness will be achieved." Smiling at the monk man Kiima also added. "You as well have something to learn." She didn't know why Happosai was like out of his curse, but all of her people could feel the magic of Jusenkyo. OCC: Ok, this was kind of stretching it. But Kiima does live with a Kami (Saffron) so I think her view is kind of skewed. I hope this makes sense to you all. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl OOC: Well, from the wording of Shad's post, I got the impression that Taro had already turned back into his human form. Which could be justified from him being still wet, water in his fur and all, the bombs heating it when they went off reverting him to his human form. But that is just what I interpreted from Shad's post, if it isn't what he intended he can say so, and then ignore the whole dragging him. Also Akane didn't pick him up, she grabbed his shoulders and dragged him across the ground. Anyway that is just what I envisioned as happening if I am wrong just say so and I will correct my posts. IC: Akane smiled at 'Ranko' as they walked into the kitchen, she saw the water had warmed up and would revert Ranma if she needed it to. "Alright, what is going on, why did you suddenly show up, and what are your planning?" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil OOC: Uhhh....it was early morning without sleeping in the night when I wrote that...I didn't intend to say that Taro was back to his monster form...but the wording DOES sound like it. Soooo, it's hard to say who is right here. Let's say he reverted back, then Akane could pull him back to the house and the Crazy Monk won't try exorcizing him again, k? Taro will stay down for a little bit longer, so go on with the posts...I'll come around when i think the time is fitting ;P Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "What do you mean, Akane-chan?" innocently asks 'Ranko'. "I haven't planned anything... well, beside going shopping with auntie Saotome as soon as possible. That'll be great fun, will you come Akane-chan?" Re: Theology St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Hu?" intelligently answers Happosai, at first puzzled by Kiima's heated speech. "Well... that's an interesting viewpoint." he finally comments, smoking his pipe. "Though you certainly are aware that not everybody will agree with it. What about the Musks, who used Nyaniichuan as a way to physically improve their descendants? Or the Jusenkyo Preservation Society, who firmly believe that the 'curses' should never be used at the advantage of those who received them?" Re: Theology Austin_S_Dakota "It matters not if tose other believe in Jusenkyo's truth or not. The Kami do and that's all that matters." Kiima smiled at the monk. "I wear this body for a reson." Holding out her arm the Chinese woman saw Akake slender limb. "I don't know the reson for this yet, but I have hope it's for a greater cause." Re: Theology St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Yeah..." reluctantly agrees Happy, shrugging. "That... or to allow Ranma-kun to be double-teamed by his own fiancée..." The eyes of Happosai the 'monk' suddenly grow huge. "Where was that coming from????" He starts hitting his own head with his pipe. "I had an impure thought! I must purify myself!" he whimpers. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane still looked on confusedly at her fiance, wondering why he is playing dumb, and staying in his girl form for so long, since she knows he preffers not to spend alot of time as a girl unless he has something up his sleeve. "Listen, it's me, you know you can tell me anything." But by now Akane was convinced that what Ranma had up his sleave involved her as well. Suddenly she pointed out the window "Hey whats that over there." And as Ranma turned she threw the hot water in her direction, hoping that this would snap him out of it and he would come clean. Just as long as the water hits him/her that is. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Yikes!" Ranma-chan doesn't let herself be hit by the water. Making an impossible jump almost to the ceiling, she avoids the spray. "Akane-chan, why have you done that? You know I have a delicate skin. Any hot water would make me redder than a lobster! That was mean..." Re: Theology Austin_S_Dakota Kiima laughed and it was the musical sound of Akane's laughter. She smiled at the old monk kindly finding humor in what he had said. OCC: Is Nodoka still in the room? Re: Theology St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block OOC: No, Nodoka exited the room, she wanted to talk to 'Ranma-kun'. Since I'm controlling both characters, it's happening off-screen. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane laughs for a second then looks up at Ranma-chan trying to act like she was playing a game. "I just wanted to see how your reflexes were, making sure you havn't been getting lazy and not practicing recently." She is really confused now, what was Ranma up to, and was now sure that Ranma had something planned, and that that something included doing something to her, so she would have to be on her guard from now on. "I didn't want to test your reflexes infront of everyone, in case you wern't as fast as you used to be, thats why we're in the kitchen." she made the excuse, as she contemplated what he had in store for the youngest Tendo daughter, since Ranma would never act like a girl without a plan. "Lets get back in the main room, I am the hostess here and cant keep everyone by themselves." Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block OOC: Akane had already seen Ranma acting as a girl, in one Anime episode where he hit his head on a rock. She should probably remember that. IC: 'Ranko' follows Akane with a frown. "Why are you so interested in my reflexes, Akane-chan? You know I don't do that silly martial arts stuff... that's so unfeminine." Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl OOC: I guess that is one episode that I have missed or don't remember right now. IC:Akane looked at Ranma one last time confusedly, when she remembered this happened before when Ranma hit his head. "Well Ranko, I was just checking to see, since a girl has got to be able to defend herself right. I mean there are perverts like Ranma just out on the streets you know. I was just concerned for your safety." Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "That's nice, Akane-chan, but you shouldn't." answers Ranko with a bright smile. "If we go shopping with auntie Saotome, there's nothing to fear. She's always carrying around that big katana, nobody would dare to attack her. I just feel so secure around her." ^_^ Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl "Yes, well she does seem to carry that thing around most of the time, and she is pretty nice, almost mother like wouldn't you say? And just think of the damage she could do with that katana, like she said she would do to her son if he were to act to girly." Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Oh, don't be silly, Akane-chan. Auntie Saotome would never hurt a fly, I'm sure of it." says Ranma-chan, cutely bouncing toward the living room while humming a girlish tune. Meanwhile, in the garden, while walking back to the house Nodoka Saotome suddenly slashes out her ancestral katana, and cleanly cuts in two a horsefly that was bothering her. "Damn bugs." she mutters. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane starts after the female Ranma as she skips toward the living room, hopefully Nodoka had left so Ranma won't get gutted right away. "I don't know about that Ranko, Saotome can react pretty violently sometimes if she is really upset, especially if it is at Genma or Ranma. I just hope Ranma is acting like a man next time she sees him, since she seems pretty serious." Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Yup. I certainly agree with that." However, it's not 'Ranko' who's agreeing with Akane... but rather 'Ranma-kun', who suddenly appeared between the two girls, blocking Akane's path and letting Ranma-chan walk away. "Now you've seen by yourself just how screwy she is in the head." says the doppelganger while thumbing toward the retreating redhead. "Not that the mother is much better. Lucky for you, I just fed her with a tale on how I found a cure for the curse that separated the boy-type Ranma from the girl-type... and that for some reason the girly half is believing herself to be entirely female, and clung to the only female persona she had at her disposal: 'Ranko Tendo'. Yeah, I know it's bullshit, but the old woman swallowed everything without blinking." He leans down toward Akane, smirking. "Now, of course, I'll need you to back up the story in front of everyone... if you don't want your fiancée to loose her pretty head." He stands back and crosses arms. "You'd better think about it quick... nothing force me to help Ranma, ya know..." Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane looked at the 'copy cat' infront of her, and thought for a second. "Hmm.. Well if anyone is going to kill Ranma, it's going to be me." she was talking half to herself. "Alright, fine. I will treat you exactly like I would treat Ranma until we find a way to return him back to normal, although maybe he won't come back with some of his perverted tendencies." Of course 'Ranma-kun' may find being treated as Akane's fiance more of a punishment than anything. Stepping forward, she pushed 'Ranma' out of her way and started back down the hall. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to keep an eye on my dear cousin. Try not to get pick up any other fiances while I follow her." She doesnt even turn back to look at him as she walks after Ranko Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Ranma-kun's eyes rolled in their orbits as he is shoved aside. Kenchan is wondering if taking Ranma's place was such a great idea, after all. Seems it mainly attracts a lot of problems. Yet, he's not going to renounce now, since he hadn't gotten yet what he wanted. "Ho, but I'm not sure that just 'acting as usual' will be enough to convince Saotome-san." he says as he walks closer of Akane. "Now that her son is no longer half a woman... I bet his mother will want Ranma to be much more 'manly'." This, he says it while a hand is rubbing her fanny. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil Meanwhile a certain chinese boy starts to move again...* "Damn that Happosai...tricking me with friendly behaviour just to get close to me...who does he thing he is? Ranma?" *Looking around he finds himself alone in the garden just outside of the house. Slowly he stood up and made several cracking noises with his neck as he worked out the kinks.* "Now, where'd everybody go?!" Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane slowly reaches her hand down to her rear to meet his, as her eyes meet and lock gazes with Ken. When her hand touches his she softly starts to hold his hand, until suddenly she clamps down on it, holding it like a vise, and steps below his arm, twisting it so that it is behind him, then slightly kicks his ankle just enough to ground him. "No, I think just acting like usual would be better. If all the sudden I started acting differently toward 'Ranma' Nodoka would be sure to think something was wrong." She said matter-of-factly. "Now if you'll excuse me I have to find my real fiance." She steps out into the garden as she says this, and notices a certain chinese boy. "Hey Taro, you havn't seen Ranko come by here have you, she dissapeared just a second ago." Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Rubbing his twisted arm, the false Ranma-kun mutters. "Damn, I should have stayed with Shampoo... this chick is even more violent." In the living room, Happosai is still chastising himself. "Begone, evil thought, begone! I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy..." Meanwhile, 'Ranko' and Nodoka are nicely chatting... while heading toward the bathroom to bath together. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil Taro shakes his head at Akane's direction.* "No, I haven't but I guess she's shopping somewhere...that girl is the TOTAL opposite of that idiot Ranma." *Looking inside of the living-room now, Taro catches sight of a certain old Pervert in a Monk's skin and steps up to him.* "Yo, old Monk, what are you doing there? Don't you know that you should chastize you with cold water? Though we don't have a Waterfall, that pond should be suffice for that purpose, don't ya think?" *With that he pulled Happosai up to his feet...and did something else...before pushing him toward the pond.* Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane nods at Taro. "Thank you" but she doubts he hears it since he left to chase after Happosai as she was getting it out. Looking around she continues to search for her enfeminized fiance, hoping to find a way to trigger his memory back before he gets a face full of katana. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Leaning on a wall, the false Ranma-kun makes a gesture toward the bathroom when Akane comes into sight. "If you're searching for 'Ranko'... I just saw here going to the bathroom with her mom." He smirks. "That could be funny if they plunge in the hot water together..." Considering how Akane treated him, Kenchan is not longer so eager to help. Instead, he intends to just watch the fun... Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block *SPLASH* Happosai slowly comes floating at the surface of the pond in a lotus position. "Thank you, my boy. I see you've not been totally corrupted by evil, yet." Of course he's still in monk 'form', the water being cold. There, he starts praying. Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? Shad Devil OOC: Umm...I DID mention that the Hot water boiler was broken, yes? A boiler normally is the central unit for ALL the hot water in the house...sooo, there will be no hot water in the bath... IC: Taro smirked at the Monk* "Why, Old Monk, I never was evil to begin with...just mischievious...Now, would you please accept this little present from me? It certainly will help you..." *With that hethrew one of Happosai's Fireworks-balls in front of Happosai which he had stolen when he helped him up, hoping to make the water hot from the explosion...or at least get even from before.* Re: Two Akanes, Two Ranmas... what else? FlyingSquirl Akane smiles at the false Ranma-kun and thanks him as she makes her way over to the bathroom, to make sure nothing terrible happens. Slipping in the bathroom she calls out for a second. "Hey, it's Akane, just making sure that it's only girl in the bath right now." She announces her presence. OOC: well he just said they were in the bath, there is no way for them to know it is broken, and especially no way for Ken to know that. Also given the myserious way things fix themselve unexplainedly many times in many shows, it is quite possible the heater is working again. A monk in a pond... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Since Happy, deep in his prayer, doesn't move the slightest to catch the firecracker, it simply sink in the water, its wick extinguished. Re: A monk in a pond... Shad Devil Taro face-slaps himself, fishing the firecracker out of the fire..luckily Happosai had prepared them to be waterproof, there fore he could light it again...this time waiting until the wick was VERY short and threw it again at Happosai...calculating that it would explode JUST when it hit him...* Re: A monk in a pond... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block The bomb may be somewhat waterproof, but once the powder is wet, lighting it again won't be of much use. So, the firecracker simply rebound on top of Happy's head, its wick finishing burning with a puff. Still praying, Happosai mutters: "Revenge won't lead you anywhere... purify your thoughts of such puny goals..." Seems that his monk-state also give the old geezer some divinely unfair luck. OOC: Taro is sooo fun to piss off ^_^; Re: A monk in a pond... Shad Devil Veins started popping up all over Taro's head as he clenched his fists HARD!* "You don't understand, do ya? YOU were the reason for my horrible name...and I won't stop until you have changed it or DIED during me trying!" *With that he jumped into the pond, changing into his Demon-Form again and grabbed Happosai the Monk with five of his tentacles on all limbs* 'Now go and think about a FITTING name while on your way to the MOON!' *His tentacles showed just before one of his hooves connected with Happosai's body, sending him up into the air...* Re: A monk in a pond... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "IT'S FAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!" yells Happosai as he's rising toward orbit. On his wake, a shower of photographs is falling from his loosened gi. One lands on Taro's snout, his huge eyes getting rounder at the sight of it. The picture is clearly showing him happily humping Akane. Looking around, the monster can see that some photos are falling toward the street, and others gliding inside the house. Re: A monk in a pond... Shad Devil Taro is totally in shock at first...when did that old pervert take those photo's...well, he knew WHEN but HOW could he have taken them whithout him seeing the old leech...it seemed as if the Perv actually had still something up his sleeves...Shaking his head Taro returned to the awful reality, this wasn't time for thoughts! If ALL those pictures were of him and Akane, then he was in BIG trouble iif Ranma saw them..or Ryoga..not talking about Akane's family...or someone else from the Neighbourhood! Deciding that the Photo's that flew outside the Tendo Home had priority, he hasted to collect all of them...which was made easier by his tentacles..and his looks. NOONE, not even a horny Teenager wanted to keep such Photo's when confronted with a giant Demon...with tentacles no less...therefore he actually managed to get all photo's that had flown towards the streets together in a considerably short time. But now he had to find the one's that had flown inside the Tendo- Home...hopefully all the others were in the bath right now...then he MIGHT have a chance. Without thinking he stuffed the Photo's in the thickest part of his fur for safekeeping...his crotchfur. A place that had such thick and tangled hair that it was possible to hide things in there. After he made sure that they would stay there, he flew back into the Tendo-Dojo, searching frantically for the remaining photo's....would he find them fast enough...or would someone else come before him?* Re: OCC: Moving FlyingSquirl Akane couldn't beleive it when she walked into the bathroom, sure she wasn't shocked by the holes in the ceiling, but alot of new things were broken as well. Her face burning with anger, the Tendo girl did not say a thing, simply staring at the mess, gritting her teeth while mumbling something, and balling her fists hard. Moving to the public baths St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Oh my... those boys are just so unruly..." simply comments Nodoka, seeing the state of the bathroom. Smiling, she adds: "Well, I guess that's inevitable, with Ranma-kun having so lively friends." Turning to Akane and 'Ranko', she suggests: "That leave us with the public baths... let's go there together, Akane-chan, Ranko-chan." Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Inside the Tendo house, the false Ranma-kun idly grabs two of the photographs and stares at them... a vein starting to pulse on his forehead. The first is showing that bastard Taro getting intimate with Akane... how could that slut dare... and to say she's been acting high and mighty with him, while she already fucked that freak of nature. The second one... well, it really makes his eyes bulge. Re: Moving to the public baths FlyingSquirl Akane sighed as she heard Nodoka's suggestion, and she was really looking forward to a nice bath. She also thought maybe by being put into such clear danger Ranma's memory might snap back into existance. "I think that is a great idea Nodoka. Lets just get our purses and things and we can go." In a flash Akane was standing by the bathroom door looking at the other two, holding her purse and ready to set out for the baths. Re: Moving to the public baths St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Alright then, let's move." approves Nodoka with a smile. However, as they cross the living room, they come upon... Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil Taro stormed into the Tendo-Home, on the search for the missing pictures and see's Ranma standing there with a picture in his hand...and a VERY strange look on his face. That is all Taro needed to see, to know that these were some of the photo's from Happosai. With a roar he stormed towards Ranma, the floor shaking with his running steps...* Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "GAAAAAAHHH!!!" the Ranma-kun look-alike jerks violently at the sight of the monster rushing toward him. This time, however, he's not completely taken by surprise... and he can learn from experience. Pocketing the pictures, he waves a large kerchief in front of himself. 'Ranma' disappears, Copycat Ken opting for a form better suited to the incoming fight. The form of the old perverted master Happosai. "HAPPODAIKARIN!" Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil Taro, having faced this attack several times already, jumped aside...right through a wall, to evade the attack. This resulted in another BIG hole in the wall. Debris falling down and dust coming up made it hard to see through the hole, making it as good as impossible to see outside. But this matter is unneccessary though, since not even 3 seconds later Taro returns...again through the wall but at a different point, making ANOTHER hole in the wall just beside Happosai/Ranma. In mere miliseconds Happosai/Ranma got pressed against the wall, bound with several tentacles and a VERY furious Demon-face in his view.* Re: Moving to the public baths FlyingSquirl Akane is not really shocked when she sees Taro, now fighting with Ken, who has taken the guise of Happosai, instead of Ranma, which she is fairly thankful for, she just hopes Nodoka didn't notice the change. Noticing the multiple holes in the wall, which seem to be growing by the second, she walks over to the area between Taro, and where the tenticles are holding Ken. Looking at the two for a second her face grows stern. "Listen, I am used to people fighting around here, but once you are done, you are going to fix the holes in my house. My family does like to have a little privacy you know." Re: Moving to the public baths St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block 'Ranko', at the sight of so much violence, just faint immediately. Nodoka catches her, worried. Fortunately it distracts her from wondering where is Ranma-kun. Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Sweatdroping, the false Happosai gives a forced smile to Taro. "He he...Ahem." Suddenly, his aura grows huge, forcing the monster's hand and tentacles to back away. The real Happosai would have been able to grow to giant size and whack the Niu-Ho-Man-Mao-Ren around easily, but Copycat Ken has no such ki reserves, and only a mere shadow of the old master's grand attack is demonstrated here. Still, it's enough to allow the doppelganger to escape Taro's grip, and he certainly take advantage of it. "Now, if you would excuse me, I have a very important appointment... with a bunch of undies... seeya!" He jumps through one of the hole in the wall and starts roof-hoping away. Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil Being surprised that he held Happosai suddenly instead of Ranma and the sudden appearance of Akane, Taro wasn't fast enough to follow Ken and couldn't see him once he followed him to the roof, making the hole bigger in the process. Growling menacingly, he decided to 'recruit' help. Jumping down to Akane again, he pulled out the caught photos and handed them to her.* "That scumbag has two of these photo's I snagged away from Happosai, Akane...we HAVE to get them back!" *While his tentacles wrote this, he made sure that his broad back was in the way of Nodoka, so that she couldn't get a glimpse of the photo's over Akane's back.* Re: Fluttering pictures... FlyingSquirl Akane looked at the photos for a second, and started to blush a deep red at first, as she looked at herself getting intimate with Taro. She then looked at what Taro was saying, or more precisely spelling. As she read that, her embarassment faded, but her face stayed red, maybe even got more red. The sky started to grow dark as clouds rolled in, and Akane could be seen glowing by Taro and the others. "Exuse me Ranko and Nodoka, but I have to take care of something, that perverted old man who just left stole something of mine, and I need to go get it back." She then turned her head in the direction he had gone and started to move off following the theif, and making sure Taro was behind her. Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil Taro followed Akane, sticking the photo's back into his crotch-fur...all of them..except one that fluttered unnoticed down to the floor, landing with it's back up on the floor. Taro couldn't wait until they found this strange guy...he knew that Akane's anger was more fatal than even his Demon-Charge Attack when it hit bullseye...* Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Not understanding much of what is going on here, Nodoka blink-blinks at the departed Akane and Taro-monster, fanning the fainted Ranko. "Akane-chan sure has weird friends..." Curious, she picks up the photos forgotten by Taro... and her eyes get wide. "Oh my!" She blushes, but after this initial reaction she starts to beam. "My son is so manly!" What Taro hadn't realized in his haste to gather all the photos, is that there is two different batches of them... the second showing... something that won't be revealed right now. Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Damn..." mutters the false Happosai, still roof-hoping, while glaring at the incriminating photo. "What a little slut. She refused to fuck with me even to save her own fiancée, but she had an affair on his back with that freak escaped from a horror museum..." Sighing he adds: "I should have stayed with Shampoo... she's violent too, but at least she's not an ingrate... I wonder where my purple- haired hottie is now..." Looking again the erotic picture, he ponders: "Though this is first-rate blackmail material... too bad I haven't the negatives..." That's precisely on this thought that the head of the falling, true Happosai impacts with the head of the fleeing, false Happosai, with a loud... *CLONK!!!* The shock sending over a new cloud of photos out of the dimensional pockets of the old pervert. Re: Fluttering pictures... FlyingSquirl Akane was hopping from rooftop to rooftop trying to find the young pervert, posing as an old pervert, to get the photos back when she saw in the distance a whole flutter of little papers flying out of one area. Guessing that this is who she is looking for, she bounds off into that direction only to see two Happosai's there, and many photos flying around. Trying to figure out which one to attack for the photos, she quickly realizes that she has never been averse to attacking the old leech in the first place and she bounds in one of the two's direction. "You pervert, what are you doing with those pictures!" Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Both Happosais are coming back to their feet at the same time... simultaneously rubbing their bald skulls. One of them, seeing his double, stares in shock. "What... who... how?" The other, though, is frantically waving the head to watch all of the pictures at once. His face is lit with a leering grin. "BINGO!! Err, I mean 'SWEETO'!" Jumping back and forth, he quickly gathers as much pictures as he can, too engrossed to even notice Akane coming forth. Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil Taro, having followed Akane like a loyal puppy, springs into action, shooting forward and, using his tentacles, uses the shock of the one, and the unconcentrated state of the other, to hit both Happosai's at the same time. Having pushed them backwards a bit by that, he snags lightning-like as many pics he can get with his tentacles, starting with those the pic- gathering Happosai had held before being striked. Within seconds he holds most of them, the rest mainly still fluttering up in the air...and thus he makes a beeline for them, using the advantage of his ability to fly...* Re: Fluttering pictures... FlyingSquirl Akane, her mind clouded by her anger, completely forgot about the pictures, went completly at one of the Happosai's, not caring which one she hit, just as long as one of them got it. Her aura glowing bright as she came at the sleazy little man, she hit him hard as soon as he was within range. This time she varied from her usual hit though and instead of sending him strait up, fired him strait towards the ground with the power to create a small crater, if he was slowed down by some water on the way down. After hitting the old pervert, Akane started back down towards a rooftop, but having put so much effort into the strike, had lost some of her balance, and landed on her butt on the roof top. Standing back up she rubbed her behind, trying to ease the stinging of her not so graceful landing. Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block It's the true - but currently still in monk-mode - Happosai who takes the brunt of Akane's lashing. Before he could react, he's beaten senseless, and sent by Akane's brutal strength through a wall... right into the Kuno's mansion bathroom, where a pool of warm water is always ready for its dwellers. As Akane makes an ungraceful landing on the rooftop, there's a fluttering of clothe behind her... and then a strong, but gentle hand catches her arms to help her getting back to her feet. "You all right?" Turning head, Akane's gaze meets the bishonen face of Pansuto-Taro. "Man, you did quite a number on the old freak..." he smirks in his usual cocky voice. Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil Taro had still not managed to get all of those photo's..how many did that scumbag take anyway? As he still caught more pics with his tentacles, he glimpsed at the already obtained one's..perhaps he could keep a few of those..as a...Souvenir... Re: Fluttering pictures... FlyingSquirl Akane looks over at Taro, who had just helped her to her feet, a little confused about him being there, but she saw him fly off and didn't see where he went to. "Thanks, they both deserved it, I wonder which one I actually hit though." Just then a question comes to her mind. "By the way, where did you find hot water so fast? It's not usually just sitting around where you can get it." Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Oh, I..." looking around, 'Taro' spots the steam coming out from the hole Akane sent Happosai into. "... I just found the bathroom of this place." Clapping his hands, he says: "Now, why don't we get away from this place? We've nothing else to do here, I already destroyed all those incriminating photos... they won't bother us any more." Unhappy Happy St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Inside the imitation-outdoor onsen pool that is the Kuno's mansion hot tub, the water is always keep hot. Almost scalding hot, as is Japanese tradition. However, since on old pervert just fall in, said water is more than hot... it is merely evaporating quickly from a huge battle aura. Standing at the bottom of the now-empty pool, one wizened martial art master is burning with anger. "I'm getting kicked through a bit TOO MANY walls today... I'm getting fed up with that... someone is going to pay for that intolerable lack of respect!" OOC: Now for an interesting question... would the effect of Kiima's surikomi egg would still last after a Jusenkyo-induced personality alteration and back... I wonder. Re: Unhappy Happy Shad Devil Taro finally snagged the last pic into the growing pile of pictures and sighed relieved..there had been several dozens if not a Gross of them! (Gross=12x12=144) Looking down at them he couldn't resist to take a few peeks, flipping through some as he slowly flew back to where he left Akane to deal with the Happosai's.... OOC: St Fan..that's your cue to tell me what other pics are mixed in there.... Re: Unhappy Happy St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block OOC: Oh... not much. Just a few pictures of the little orgy at Ucchan's Happosai also caught on film. Among other things, photos of a three-way with Ukyo at the bottom, Shampoo in the middle bouncing on a dildo, with *someone* looking like Ranma-kun riding the Amazon's ass. You see... nothing worth mentioning ~_~; Re: Fluttering pictures... FlyingSquirl Akane wasnt quite sure how Taro had gotten all of the pictures, destroyed them, AND turned back into a person in that short of a time period, but right now she wasn't too concerned with that. "You're right, we should get back to my house, you and the old man nearly destroyed it, so you need to come make some repairs." She hopped down from the roof and started to make her way back to her home, noticing something large flying in the distance out of the corner of her eye. Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block In a flash, 'Taro' is blocking Akane's peripheral vision in the direction of said large flying object. The Tendo girl can't see the sweatdrop rolling on the back of his head. "Yeah, let's go. No need to stay here any longer. There's nothing interesting here." He gently but firmly makes her rush along the roof with him. Strangely, his hand hadn't found any better place to push her along than her bottom. Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil Taro had stared several seconds at those pics of Ranma, Shampoo and Ukyo...why that Perverted Crossdresser! That Girl-Boy! How DARE he betray Akane!...True, she had betrayed Ranma with him..but still, she had been a conquest of Handsome Taro...of COURSE she had had no choice...but that Chinese Slut and the Okonomiyaki-cook weren't so seductive as to explain this! Storing secretly several picked pictures from both encounters in Hammerspace where his Vest was also stored, he started looking for Akane, he hoped she hadn't encountered any problems with the two Happosai's... Ah... good, she was nice and safe together with Taro. He nodded satisfied for a second before his eyes popped open... she was with WHOM???? WHY... that must be an Imposter! That would explain several questionable things in the last day or two! Rage filled his Mind and a blood-curling scream forced it's way out of his snout as he, red-eyed, flew towards the Fake-Taro! Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Despite all his bad reputation of a fake or a copycat, it shouldn't be forgotten that Manekko Kenchan is first and foremost a martial artist... and like all good martial artist, he has an acute danger-sense. And right, his danger-sense was screaming into his head: 'RUN!!!!' So, before Akane could react to his last attempt at copping a feel, he scoops her in his arms and begins to bounce from rooftop to rooftop. "Err... we'll go a lot faster like that, Akane-chan..." Beside his danger sense, his common sense is also chanting: 'You're sooo doomed.' Re: Fluttering pictures... FlyingSquirl Akane looked at 'Taro' for a second before slipping out of his grip and standing on a rooftop. "What are we in a rush for anyway, it's not like we're being chased or anything. Besides why don't we just walk on the streets like normal people." Akane then hopped down from the rooftop onto the street below and started to walk leasurly towards her house, expecting the Chinese martial artist to follow suit. Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil OOC: hrrhrrm..when I said, a bloodcurling scream...I meant a scream that could be heard quite a distance....and definitely far enough to reach Ken and Akane -.-Anyway... IC: Taro, being air-borne, had no trouble keeping up with 'Fake-Taro' and Akane, slowly gaining ground... or is that air on them. Ahh... now Akane seemingly had seen through the plot of this faker for she jumped down and away from him... GOOD! NOW he could give that Imposter a Beating without fearing to hurt Akane in the process! Flapping his wings as hard as possible he slightly accelerated more and rushed, like an arrow towards Ken.... Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Heart thundering in his chest, the false Taro cast a panicked glance toward the quickly approaching monster.... Maybe *that* disguise wasn't such a good idea.... Re: Fluttering pictures... FlyingSquirl OOC: Sorry, I must have missed the part about the scream, or forgot about it when I was typing my post, I do that once and a while. IC: Akane turned to where she heard a scream comming from, and noticed Taro flying strait towards......Taro? She shook her head for a second before she realized that the human one had to be the imposter Ken, who had so recently tried to impersonate Ranma for the purposes of getting in her panties, which she realizes is why he was Taro this time. Getting a little steamed as she realized this conclusion she started to hope that the real Taro would beat the tar out of this imposter and teach him a lesson this time. Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil Being in a rage, Taro didn't use any smart tactics or movement but used the sheer weight and momentum to ram the Fake-Taro, taking him with him for several dozens metres before slamming into a wall...pulverizing it and shortly dizzying him....but the fake-taro had been buried under the wall-pieces and therefore had the worse end of the deal.* Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block From the pile of rubbles, smoke lazily drifts off, but nothing else move, showing no hint that the doppelganger survived... When suddenly, a flaring aura appears on the top, surrounding a diminutive, wrinkled figure. "PANTYHOSE! I've had enough being treated disgracefully! You'll pay for all the others!" Now, I know what you're thinking... is it Copycat Ken... or the real Happosai? Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil There were few words that could enrage Taro...and one of the worst was Pantyhose! A red glint formed over his eyes as he catapulted himself up into the air and right toards Happosai. He wasn't THAT far beyond his mind, though, as that he wouldn't use something unfair to win against the old leech...namely one of the photos he had collected earlier. Throwing it in front of him, picture towards Happosai, he was sure to get the pervert off guard....* Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Unfortunately, Taro had a bit underestimated the old freak's ire at the moment. Not event waiting for the monster to be close the aura of the master of Mussabetsu Kakuto flares up again and coalesces into massive ki-blast, shooting toward him like a deadly energy snake. Because the picture are light and the air resistance prevents to throw them very far, they missed the opportunity to distract the ancient pervert soon enough... the Niu-Ho-Man-Mao-Ren is slammed in his massive chest by the blast and propelled backward. The photos, still, pursue their fluttering and reach Happosai a few seconds later. Blinking, he grabs one and stares at it in shock. "My pictures!!! What have you done, foolish boy! Those are *mine*!" Crawling away St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Unseen by the two not-entirely human combatants, a bruised and dirty figure crawls out of the rubble, and promptly scoots away from the battleground, huffing. Copycat Ken, back in his true form, stops once he puts a good distance between him and the two weirdos. Leaning on a wall, he pants, berating himself. 'Damn. Why did I bother going after that crazy, violent Tendo chick? She's worst than the okonomiyaki bitch, and surrounded all the time by a bunch a dangerous maniacs. What taken me to get away from Shampoo? I had a willing, horny pussycat at my hands, I should never had let go of her...' Re: Fluttering pictures... FlyingSquirl Luckly for the both of them, Akane did not see the picture thrown by Taro, and was to distracted to pay any attention to it after Taro got hit by the ki blast. Standing there, she simply watched the two, waiting to see what would happen next. She wanted the fight to end soon though, so she could make sure Ranma wasn't killed by Nodoka when they went to the baths. Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil Taro, being totally off-guard, was hit hard... getting propelled much farther than normally... but somehow managing not to fall down but stayed airborne. Using his tentacles, he 'spoke' again.* "You Damn Pervert! Sneaking pictures from me and Akane! And then claiming them to be yours! I will kill you PERSONALLY after you changed my name, Leech!" Re: Fluttering pictures... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Happosai, who isn't that much literate to start with, is too worked up to understand Taro's sign-speech - or even notice it. "It is glad, though, that I have still the negatives..." he pursues. "Yet, that doesn't allow you to steal what was rightfully mine. Time for a serious reminder about why you should respect your elders; godson!" Happy's monstrous aura flares up again, and the upset pervert quickly grows to a towering size, dwarfing even Taro's monster form. Re: Fluttering pictures... Shad Devil Taro knew that Happosai was too powerful with that Aura and frantically looked around for a Hiding Place from where he could attack after the initial blast. That was when he saw something Happosai hadn't yet, due to a shielding roof... a hanger with several panties and bra's! Taro didn't like to steal Underwear... but here it was a life or Death- scenario and therefore he snagged them with his tentacles and threw them beteen him and Happosai.* "Have a look at THESE, perv!" Re: Fluttering undies... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Happosai's reaction... well... is what everybody can expect from an incorrigible pervert and panty-thief "Sweeto!" He completely forgets the fight and jumps toward the tempting underwear, shrinking back to his original size. Somehow, ain't it a bit insulting for Taro? Re: Fluttering undies... FlyingSquirl Akane watched the panties flying into the air, slightly peeved that Taro threw the panties into the air. Why didn't guys understand why girls got so upset at people stealing their undergarments. She jumped towards the panties and started grabbing them out of the air, putting them back onto the hanger. OOC: Aww I wanted to see Happosai spitting Saki Fire a la Scribble panda episode. Re: Fluttering undies... Shad Devil Taro, not noticing that Akane came 'to the rescue of the panties', used the opening in a most efficient way...a way so evil not even HIM had dared to do it yet but against Happosai, everything was fair anyway. Therefore a tentacle striked hard and sure...right in Happi's loins....* Re: Fluttering undies... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Given that the target was really small, and that Happy was distracted at the last moment by Akane's intervention, the tentacle completely miss its aim. Gliding toward the Tendo girl, Happosai squeals: "Akane-chan! You're such a good girl, saving those precious, silky darlings for me! Let me give you a hug for your effort!" Re: Fluttering undies... flyingsquirl "JIISAN NO HENTAI!!!!" Akane cries out as the old man flies toward her in a direct intercept course. Since he was comming directly at her it made it quite easy for Akane to hit the old man and as he got close, she brought her elbow down, as well as knee up, while the poor old man's head floated in the middle of these approching weapons. Re: Fluttering undies... Shad Devil Taro, having missed Happy and seeing Akane attacking him, went into SD- mode, looking teary-eyed at Akane as his tentacles (now much smaller and cuter ^.^) wrote again* "Hidoi...you're so mean to destroy my ultimate attack...:(" Re: Fluttering undies... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block *CRUNCH* That's the sickening sound of an elderly skull getting caught between the hard bones of two articulations. Though he rarely minds the contact with female flesh, Happosai would have clearly preferred a softer part of Akane's anatomy to greet him. "Itai!" Re: Fluttering undies... flyingsquirl Akane palmdives when she hears, or rather reads what the Taro says about her ruining some attack of his. Somehow it got turned around that when she was just trying to protect some poor girls property. She sits in the air contemplating how this got turned around and it became her fault for a few moments. While she was doing this she completely forgot about the hurt old man who floated in her proximity. Akane was once again at odds trying to figure guys out. Re: Fluttering undies... Shad Devil *Returning into normal Mode, Taro spots the Opening of Happosai, repeating his attack and punching right between Happi's legs...* "HAH! Take that you evil, leecherous THING!" Re: Fluttering undies... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block This time, Happosai being still stunned by Akane's nutcracker blow, he can't avoid Taro's dirty attack. "RRRWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!" Squealing like an emasculated pig, he jumps up and down and right and left, like some over energetic flea. Holding his crotch, the old pervert yells out a continuous stream of insanities... more than average peoples should hear in their entire life. Re: Fluttering undies... flyingsquirl Akane fell back to the ground, landing on the street below. She looked around watching the now hopping pervert, who seemed to have been hit in his most sensitive area. She didn't really feel sorry for him, but did agree that it was a rather sneaky and dishonorable attack. She clapped her hands together as if wiping them off though, proud of having saved most of some poor girls panties from perversion. Re: Fluttering undies... Shad Devil *Taro was, if at all, moved by all those swear-words, Haposai did use some in a quite inventive manner... but nevertheless, he wanted to bask in this moment a bit more and landed behind the old man, pushing him forward and down, so he laid on the ground. Standing above the old Geezer, he grinned demonically down to him... before he raised a hoof to stomp on the dwarfish gramps.* Re: Fluttering undies... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Happy's long stream of invectives abruptly stops... As well as Taro's hoof descent. Underneath it, Happosai is holding the huge weight of the monster at bay with... solely one tiny finger. "Godson... you really, really, *really* shouldn't have done that. That new disrespectful act toward me will sadly be your last..." he drones in a cold voice. Re: Fluttering undies... flyingsquirl Akane watches for a second, as the two start to fight insessively, but since she has seen enough fighting between Taro and Happosai, Taro and Ranma, Ranma and Happosai... etc. she finally turns around and starts back toward the hot springs where her Fiance and his mother were headed, intent on narrowly avoiding the emminant dissaster there. Re: Fluttering undies... Shad Devil *Taro sweatdrops...which doubles as he sees Akane leaving him alone...that traitor! Here he gave her orgasmic pleasures and she's leaving him just like that to a cruel end! Looking down at Happosai, he writes into the air again.* "Uhh..Happosai...good friend...Master...you wouldn't kill your godson just because of that little slip of a punch..would you?" Re: Fluttering undies... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block As pointed before, the old pervert has yet to understand that Taro's weird tentacle moves are indeed a way of communicating... not that it would change anything in the long term. "Tsk, tsk... thinking to strike again with those dumb tentacles, Pantyhose? Forget it, all they'll soon be good at..." Before the end of the sentence, Happy's aura flares, forcing the monster to steps away. Very shortly, it's a gargantuan-sized martial art master that is looking *down* at Taro. "... is making takoyaki." he finishes in a thundering voice. Re: Fluttering undies... flyingsquirl In a matter of moments, Akane could be seen walking back towards the two fighting guys. Having had enough of this fighting she had decided to get them to talk about it. And what better way to discuss something, and not fight, than over a nice snack. In her hand she carried a small bag and a pair of chopsticks as she approached the two. As soon as she was next to the two sparring men, she took the chopsticks and opened the bag. She then, with amazing speed pulls out two rice balls, and sticks one in each of the two guys mouths. Of course these were no ordinary rice balls, no, Akane had made them herself and put special care into making them. Re: Fluttering undies... Shad Devil *Taro, being out of options, had just wanted to pull out the last pair of pantyhose he possessed to distract Happosai when Akane returned and stuffed something, that HAD to be one of the most potent poisons on earth into his mouth. His body turned into stone before it crumbled into dust which turned into a unhealthy-looking green slime with Bull-Taro's face on it, that seemed to puke....* Fluttering pervert... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Happosai, since he was opening his maw wide to use his patented "Anything Goes Martial Art Flamethrower Trick" on Taro, gulps without failure the rice ball thrown by Akane. He didn't see it coming, else he would of course have shied off at the sight of Akane's cooking, having had some close calls with the awful stuff. "GLORP" Happy's eyes rolls in panic as he recognize the unmistakable, traumatizing taste. His giant form suddenly deflates like a pierced balloon with a whizzing sound, sending the old pervert's empty shell fluttering around like a dead leaf. A look of pure horror is now permanent fixture on his flattened, wrinkled face. Re: Fluttering pervert... flyingsquirl Akane looked over at the two blobs on the ground, both making strange faces after eating the rice balls, which she had put special care into so that when they ate them, they would enjoy the taste so much they would stop fighting. As she stood there, lightning crackled in the sky, which was strange for a sunny cloudless day, as she let loose a low growl. "What are you two doing, I made those riceballs especially good for you two, now stop fooling around and get back up!!" The tone of her voice now the most threatening thing that either of the two had ever heard in their lifetime. Re: Fluttering pervert... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block The unshapely thing - vaguely reminding of Happosai - sprawled on the ground makes a groaning sound. "A...Akane-chan..." he mutters weakly. "Why do you hate me so much? I know I've been a pain in the butt for you in the past, but... still... this is no excuse for such cruelty... I'm just an innocent senior citizen looking for a bit of respect... I don't deserve to be inflicted so horrendous torments... nobody deserve it. Even though the school name is 'Anything Goes', your father should have taught you that chemical weapons are unworthy of a true martial artist...." Re: Fluttering pervert... Shad Devil The 'slime' that was Taro at the moment slowly inched... or rather flowed slowly away from Akane and Happosai, hoping that Akane would concentrate on the old Leech for now, making it possible for him to escape and... hopefully... regain his strength again.* Re: Fluttering pervert... flyingsquirl Akane, while noticing that what used to be Taro seemed to be moving away from her, but when she heard the old mans words she was completely distracted from Taro, as her rage continued to build. She muttered a low growl as she moved towards the aged pervert, small sticks around them catching on fire as she moved, until she was right next to him. "What are you talking about poison? I made those rice balls specially for you using a secret recepie. You should feel honored that I took the time to make them and stop your fighting." Re: Fluttering pervert... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "I'm glad to hear it's a secret recipe..." weakly gurgles Happosai. "I beg you, Akane-chan, do not divulge it ever to anybody... such a dreadful weapon would be devastating into the hands of ill-intentioned peoples...." Re: Fluttering pervert... flyingsquirl Akane grew even angrier as she heard what the old man was saying, and was going to need an outlet for it pretty soon. She balled up her fists as she looked at the old man, but after a second her hands opened up again. "Your lucky old man, I'm not in the mood to fight right now, or else you'd be in trouble." Turning away from the pervert, she started to look for Taro, but could not find him. She started down the street now, looking for Taro OR Ranma-kun, either way he had better have plenty of energy. Re: Fluttering pervert... Shad Devil Taro-slime had managed to flow down a gutter-crate and now, after regaining his human form, was standing in the gutter, looking up to the street. He was more than a bit disappointed that Akane chose not to pulverize the old pervert...he could have finished him after that. But, oh well, at least HE wasn't the target for her anger...plus, Akane walked right over the gutter-crate, giving him a glance up her skirt.* "Hm...that color doesn't suit her..." [TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 14 & EPISODE 15]