RANMA 1/2 HENTAI RPG - 12: thread 2

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Compilation and proofreading by St Fan


[CONTINUED FROM EPISODE 9 (THREAD 2) & EPISODE 11 (THREAD 3, PART 3)]

Shampoo's Shopping list

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo sighed as she walked down the street.  She wished she could have 
stayed at home, doing the fun things she was thinking of with Akari, or 
even Mousse, with a little bit of convincing.  But instead she was 
running an errand for Grandmother Cologne, which she forgot to do.  As 
she moved slowly through the store, the purple-haired Amazon started to 
wonder why she was here.  To marry Ranma?  No, that was probably ruined 
now, considering that he was engaged to Akane, and that she was sleeping 
with others.  Perhaps she was here to learn how to be a good wife?  That 
again would mean that she would have to get married, which was out of 
the question now that Ranma was with Akane.  Perhaps she should just get 
rid of Akane, and get it over with.  But then again, that would mean 
that Ranma would be mad at her, like the last time she brainwashed and 
conditioned Akane.  Shrugging a bit, Shampoo gave up trying to think 
about it, and started to head on home.


Furious Tarô &... a Cat?  (starlight sakura)

Shad Devil

This was IT!  SOMEONE liked to have some VERY bad jokes with him!  From 
one second to another the Nekomimi had vanished, leaving him in quite a 
frustrated state.  But Tarô wouldn't have been Tarô if that would have 
stopped him from making the whole block a mess.

Soon no building in the vicinity was left unscathed and Tarô felt... 
slightly... better, and his not-so-little problem had retreated to his 
crotch-fur.

Nevertheless he was still seething, and what better target could there 
be than Ranma!?  Especially since Happôsai... oh that cursed HAPPÔSAI 
was with him!

YES!  He would find them and wipe them from the face of the Earth... and 
THEN he might go back to the Tendô's and try and get some sense in that 
strange woman, showing her that this was NOT a dream!

With this in mind, Tarô jumped into the air, flying into the direction 
he last saw Happôsai disappear to.

It wasn't long until he discovered a figure down on the street though, 
that made him stop... Shampoo.

An evil grin formed on his bull face.  He remembered nicely that Ranma 
was scared of cats, and why not play with him like that?

And... how convenient... there was a bucket of water in the backyard of 
the house just to the right of Shampoo!  Without wasting another second, 
Tarô dived down, grabbed the bucket with one tentacle and threw the 
water at the surprised Shampoo....


Re: From Akane to Shampoo, a Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo jumped out of the way of the water and looked around, deciding 
to move into her battle stance.  "Who there?  Come out and show yourself 
to Shampoo!" she yelled out.


From Akane to Shampoo, a Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Kunô, of course, had tried to make a glomp on the near-naked Akane, 
which (of course) resulted in the youngest Tendô punting the kendoist 
out of her house.

Moments later, the Blue Thunder crashed on the street.

"Ouch... well struck, Akane Tendô... but lo, what feet are these that 
mine eyes see before me?  And the slender legs?  And curves as round as 
the rolling hills?  And the purple locks that flow so well?"


Re: From Akane to Shampoo, a Kunô

Shad Devil

Tarô cursed under his breath.  Why did he had so much bad luck with 
hitting other people with water lately?  Not only did Shampoo just 
sidestep it easily, she also was ready to fight now.  Not that it would 
be hard to defeat her, but he wanted her as a cat and conscious for his 
plans....

And WHO was that idiot who just had crashed in front of her?


Re: From Akane to Shampoo, a Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Awakened with the recent splash of water, Kunô then righted himself up, 
dusted himself off, then, with bokutô in hand, looked around, glaring.


Re: From Akane to Shampoo, a Kunô

Starlight Sakura

"What you doing here Tarô?  And why you try splash Shampoo?" she asked, 
as she looked at Mr. Blue Thunder.  "Um, you Kunô, right?  You alright?  
Where you come from?" Shampoo asked, as she looked around.


Re: From Akane to Shampoo, a Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Kunô replied, "Lo, the Amazon goddess speaks to my unworthy self... aye, 
I be well... the Fair Akane did strike me well from her chambers, and as 
fate decreed, I did land at thy lovely feet...."


From Shampoo to Kunô, an egg

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

The falling egg broke on the impact with something much harder than its 
shell... Kunô's unbreakable head.

Inside, having spent off the hyper-surge of ecchi energy, Happy was back 
to his usual old gnome form... wearing just the silly-looking, old-
fashioned swim trunks that he uses as underwear.  He was quite 
unconscious and his eyes were spiraling madly.

Also freed when the bag ripped, the black bikini top and bottom of Sana 
the demigoddess were gliding in the wind, to finally lands on Kunô's 
dumb face.

OOC: Now... letting loose Happy just hypnotized by the Surikomi Egg 
while Tarô is not far away... maybe it isn't wise.  This could be 
Pantyhose's big chance, though in all Takahashi-logic it should screw up 
somewhere.


Re: From Shampoo to Kunô, an egg

Shad Devil

OOC: Damm... I can't remember either if Tarô knows Kunô... it's been too 
long since I read through the whole series last time... but I THINK they 
should know each other....

About happy in the egg... who said that this hypnosis is for ALL forms?  
What if Happy will be a loyal follower to the bull Tarô... but not the 
human Tarô... and perhaps Happy can't read Tarô's tentacle-writing?  Oh 
well, I'll leave the decision who will be Happy's Master to you, St Fan.

IC:
Tarô just wanted to reply to Shampoo in his usual tentacle-writing, 
saying something about her being a pawn in his plans to get back at 
Ranma, when the egg fell on that kendo reject... and inside... HAPPÔSAI!

Happôsai in his NORMAL form, even!  AND HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS!

This had first-most priority, of course, and instead forming Kanji, his 
tentacles wrapped around Happy, enclosing him almost fully in them so 
that he could only move his head still.  Snickering, Tarô tapped against 
the bundle making it swing and rotate, waiting impatiently for Happy to 
wake up and see his predicament... he wanted him to SEE what would 
happen to him....


Re: From Shampoo to Kunô, an egg

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

OOC: So far, I'd say Kunô and Tarô never met... with their nice, 
tolerant personalities I bet if they did I would remember the clash... 
for once that Kunô would see what TRULY look like a foul demonic beast.  
He probably never heard of him either, anyway, since one constant about 
Kunô is that he's staying stubbornly ignorant of Jusenkyô curses.

IC:
Happôsai slowly came back to his sense, feeling like the proverbial 
hatchling....

The first thing he saw would put fear into the heart of many men... the 
ugly face of Tarô's monster form.  But for him, it was instant 
recognition of something precious, to be loved and obeyed.

"Master!" he exclaimed, amorously hugging the tentacles that ensnared 
him.  "I'm your faithful servant!  Your word is my command!"


Re: From Shampoo to Kunô, an egg

Louis F. Perico

Kunô was definitely confused now!  Happôsai, the nefarious panty thief 
and martial artist, proclaiming his servitude to the beast???  What 
madness was this?

He took Happy off of his head so that he could think straight.

But he was still puzzled....


Re: From Shampoo to Kunô, an egg

Shad Devil

Tarô looked at Happôsai with ridicule... was that a trick?  No... even 
Happôsai had his pride... even if that was VERY small... he would never 
call him Master... or would he?

Damn, it was hard to understand this old idiot.

Wait, it HAD to be a dirty trick... he was surely preparing another of 
his famous Happôsai "Fireworks" he used all the time on him.

With a quick flick of his tentacles, he tried to throw him off them and 
on top of Shampoo... perhaps Happôsai would forget his dirty trick when 
faced with Shampoo's bust....


From Tarô to Shampoo, a pervert

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

OOC to Kunô: Happy wasn't on the kendoist's head, but among Tarô's 
tentacles.  No, what has fallen on Tatewaki's head is a bikini set 
belonging to a genuine love goddess... and containing enough ecchi 
energy to power up dozens of perverts.  You do as you wish from here....

IC:

*GLOMP*

"Oh Master, you are so good to your devout slave!" the little lecher 
thanked, comfortably hanging on Shampoo's chest.

*grab* "I so often dreamt of them..." *squeeze* "So big..." *tweak* "So 
soft..." *pinch* "So full..."


Shampoo, one depressed Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo was just a little peeved.  Grabbing Happy, Shampoo threw him 
into Kunô, and grumbled a bit.  "Shampoo not Ranma!" she yelled out, 
then sighed again.  "Ranma...." she said, and dropped to her knees.


the ENERGIZED Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Kunô had tossed the old man away, not caring of his condition, but more 
of his own!

He felt the energy surging!  Coursing through his very veins, pulsing 
into his soul!  Meanwhile, the top and panties had slipped down the back 
of his shirt, unbeknownst to our lovely kendoist.

"Forget Ranma, O Chinese Goddess, and prepare thyself!  For if you beat 
me, I will allow you to date me!"

Kunô advanced, his chi aura glowing as a beacon throughout Nerima as he 
started a fight with the delectable Chinese Amazon.


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

Shad Devil

Tarô looked on as Happôsai was tossed around without anyone exploding... 
was Happôsai sick or something?  If so... perhaps he could use that to 
his advantage... on the other hand... every plan including Happôsai had 
turned on him until now....

Perhaps he should just stay with the original plan and turn Shampoo into 
a cat....

But before he could do that, he had to get this troublesome idiot away.

Therefore he tapped Kunô on the head to make him notice him.


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

Louis F. Perico

OOC: Under NORMAL conditions, I KNOW for a fact that Tarô would hand 
Kunô his ass seven ways to Sunday... however, since he is currently 
GLOWING with ecchi energy to provide for TWELVE Happôsais, per St Fan, 
Kunô may be almost unstoppable at this point, so be warned that I am not 
god-moding.

Kunô did turn, and the beast was shocked more than the human.

Kunô's eyes GLOWED with an eerie light, and his chi aura was growing 
even more!

Kunô snarled.  "Vile beast, you DARE to disturb the Blue Thunder in his 
pleasure?!?  AWAY!"

*THWACK*

Normally, the human Tarô would brush the blow off, or block it, or dodge 
it without batting an eyelash.

But he experienced a very PAINFUL revelation as Kunô DID connect with 
his bokutô on the beast's jaw, sending him quickly down the street, 
THROUGH a car, then through a wall.

OOC 2: St Fan, we will need to you serve as ref here so that I'm not 
overstepping my bounds with the new ecchi power that Kunô suddenly has.  
Thanks.


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo looked up, wiping her eyes a bit, surprised that someone would 
be fighting over her.  Standing up, Shampoo picked up Grandmother 
Cologne's things, and looked around.  "Stay here.  Shampoo be right 
back!" she said, and ran off to drop off her items.


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

OOC: Well we know for a fact that Kunô CAN get really dangerous when 
motivated (see the episode where he was boosted by Happy's special 
medicine -- in truth dirt from his fingernails).  And here he had the 
surprise advantage over Tarô.  Yet, he doesn't master the techniques to 
store ecchi energy like Happôsai, nor he is known for a particular panty 
fetish, so we can say the boost probably will be short-lived.

Still, as long as we can get a good laugh out of it.... ^_^

IC:
As the stunned Tarô-monster was crashing into the wall, Happy reminded 
Kunô of his presence.

"How dare you strike my beloved Master!"

He rushed to the attack, sliding with his usual agility between the 
swift-moving slashes of Kunô's bokutô.


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

Shad Devil

Meanwhile, Tarô rose from the rubble he was in again, a fiery aura 
burning around him.  How DARE this ridiculous kendo-fetishist attack 
him?

And HOW did he get that power anyway?  Only Ranma and Happôsai should be 
able to defeat him in monster form!

The only thing stopping him from coming over Kunô like a enraged volcano 
was Happôsai attacking him, yelling something about "striking his 
beloved Master"... did that old creep REALLY think of him as a Master?
And if yes... WHY?
He had stopped the pantyhose-attacks long ago... so there was no reason 
for that....


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

Louis F. Perico

[Back at the Cat Café]

Cologne was having a sip of tea when a storm called Shampoo blazed 
through, then back out again.

"Thank you, Shampoo, now I...."  She didn't get to finish her sentence 
as her great granddaughter quickly left.

'What's going on?' she wondered.  She got on her stick, locked up the 
store, then hopped her way behind Shampoo to see what the action was 
about....


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

Louis F. Perico

OOC: Good point!  The stuff won't last, BUT Kunô can be motivated, 
ESPECIALLY when a woman's involved!

IC:
"YOUR MASTER?  The villain had the gall to interfere with MY duel with a 
GODDESS!!!  Now, be WITH your Master, O knave one!"

Kunô then somehow created a chi wave, which DID push Happôsai back, 
straight into Tarô's stomach (but not to cause damage).

Kunô looked for his true quarry, his Chinese Goddess, so that he could 
continue his proper duel....


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Happy was quite taken by surprise by the kendoist's Ko-Kû Zan.  Still, 
he had shrugged of far worse attacks.  He could easily whip the floor 
with the upstart, but yet maybe his Master wanted to avenge himself, so 
the old martial artist prefered waiting for orders.

OOC: The Ko-Kû Zan (Sky Arc Decapitation) is an actual attack of Kunô -- 
in the Super Nes game "Ranma Nibunnoichi: Chôgi Rambuhen".  What you've 
describer looked a lot like it.  Kunô is quite the kick-ass in this 
game; he has other ki attacks even more devastating.  If you want, he 
can use them during this power-up; I can provide their names, looks and 
effects.


OOC: Kunô's special attacks file

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Ko-Kû Zan (Sky Arc Decapitation):

A shield-shaped blue wave of chi, created by a slash of Kunô's bokutô.  
Not very long range nor very powerful, but very hard to avoid for an 
opponent in close combat.

Sempu Ken (Whirlwind Attack):

Create a straight whirlwind by flailing the sword hyper-fast.  Long 
ranged and rather potent, it pushes the opponent away with great 
strength.  However it only acts in front of Kunô, a nimble combatant can 
avoid it.

Tenchi Raimei Kiri (Murderous Heaven and Earth Thunder):

By executing a jump sword extended, then a comes down motion, Kunô 
strikes his opponent from above, with blue ki enveloping the bokutô for 
added damage, leaving a trail of blue lightning.  This hurt a LOT, not 
to mention it looks GOOD.

Besides, there's also Kunô's "Cyclone Slash", a nearly unstoppable 
attack, but he can only use it when watermelons are around.


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo tried to catch her breath, as she fixed the Chinese dress she 
stopped to change into.  Looking around, she hoped that the battle 
wasn't over, and felt a bit special in a way, having people fighting 
over her.


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

Shad Devil

Tarô got the old pervert directly into his stomach, which didn't really 
hurt but more annoyed him.  How could this kendo-freak attack like that?  
How could he DARE to attack the almighty, HANDSOME TARÔ?!

With a mighty roar he flipped Happôsai out of his way, lowered his head 
and used his "Jusenkyô Demon Charge".  This being a normal charge but 
with the mighty bull strength in this form, it could be devastating!


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo stood there, watching the battle.  She wasn't sure of what was 
going on, but figured it had to do with her, which made her feel better.


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Kunô sneered as Tarô charged.  And just when Tarô was upon him, Kunô 
leaped up with his bokutô pointing for the heavens.

"OLE!" he yelled, mocking the beast as if Kunô was a matador of the 
Spanish bullfighting arenas.  The kendoist then turned around, and on 
his descent, his bokutô glowed, and streaks of blue lightning followed.

"TENCHI RAIMEI KIRI!!!!!!!!!!!" he roared, eager to end this fight.


Re: the ENERGIZED Kunô

Shad Devil

Tarô cursed inwardly... normally everyone should be mortified and frozen 
in place when he used this Charge!  It's not normal for a "bull-demon" 
to charge at you, after all... but this one was attacking him!

That moment the bokutô hit Tarô square on the head, which was even hard 
enough to bring HIM to the ground.  Lying dazed to Kunô's feet, he swore 
revenge... oh yes, he would get revenge... even if he had to fly back to 
China and bring a jug with the Water of Drowned Slug!  He would get his 
revenge!


Re: the VICTORIOUS Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Raising his bokutô to the heavens once again, Kunô said "BEHOLD, O 
HEAVENS ABOVE!  THY CHAMPION, TATEWAKI KUNÔ, HAS TRIUMPHED!!!"

And there was REAL thunder and lightning in the background to add to his 
statement.

And then he saw his Chinese Goddess (Shampoo ^_^) and he smiled 
charmingly.


Re: the VICTORIOUS Kunô

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY MASTER!!!" a very angered Happôsai yelled.

"More powerful than is told in 3,000 years of Chinese Legends.  Anything 
Goes Martial Arts Ultimate Technique: HAPPÔ-DAI-KARIN!!!"

The next second, a shower of lit, round firecrackers started raining on 
Kunô.


Re: the VICTORIOUS Kunô

Shad Devil

A VERY angered Tarô had just regained consciousness and was about to 
push himself up to give this bokutô guy a piece of whoop-ass, when 
Happôsai attacked with his firework... and since he still was at the 
feet of Kunô... well, most of the bombs blew up in HIS face!  BOOOM!

The last thought of an (again) knocked out Tarô was: 'Ohhh, slugs are 
too good for BOTH of them... how about cockroaches....'


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Louis F. Perico

COMPLETELY covered in soot, Kunô opened his eyes and wheezed.

"Verily... thy fireworks of celebration of mine victory were TOO 
extravagant..."

He began to cough and wheeze some more....


Re: the Blackened Kunô

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Happôsai landed on Kunô's shaky form and brought him unkindly to the 
ground.  Then he turned to Tarô teary-eyed, still standing on Kunô's 
head.  "Master, I'm so sorry!  I didn't do it on purpose!  Please 
forgive me!"


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Shad Devil

Tarô slowly regained consciousness again... how many times did he get 
knocked out lately, anyway?

Lifting his head a bit, he was greeted by the face of Happôsai... a 
sight only beaten by Cologne in ugliness!

It was no wonder therefore that the first thing he did was to slap the 
little dwarf away from his face before sitting up, looking still a bit 
shaken at the bokutô-idiot.  Slowly bringing up his tentacles, he 
started his unique tentacle-kanji-writing.

*You're gonna hurt for MONTHS to come, Bokutô no Bakemono!*


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo stood there, confused, but yet wondering if anyone was going to 
win this fight.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Louis F. Perico

The pain... the pain... the soot... the agony.

Many things were going through the kendoist's mind, but when he saw 
Shampoo, all that changed, as if a fresh gust of wind filled his sails.

(OOC: As if he ISN'T a big a big bag of wind already. ^^;)

"Behold, yon Chinese Goddess!" he cried as the soot somehow faded from 
his form.

He approached Shampoo, saying "What say you, O fair one, of my rightful 
victory o'er yon beast?  With mine triumph, am I worthy of thine favor?"


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Shad Devil

Tarô's eyes squinted dangerously....  This guy had the nerve to knock 
him out and then IGNORED HIM!????  That was enough!

With a mighty lurch, Tarô towered over Kunô, his shadow darkening Kunô's 
day.

His tentacles started to form their Kanji in front of Kunô's face.

*You DARE to MOCK me?  You DARE to say you defeated the mighty TARO?!*

With that done, he simply kicked Kunô in his back with a sickening thud 
and made him fly toward Shampoo with a force that had to be seen to 
believe.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo blushed as Kunô was knocked into her.  She wasn't the pushover 
type, but yet, she was a woman nonetheless, and in the Chinese dress she 
wore, it was shown.  "I guess you winner then?" she asked him.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Kunô helped Shampoo up, then pronounced "BEHOLD!  The Chinese Goddess 
hath proclaimed me as VICTOR!"

Then to Shampoo: "Let us take our leave from these poor wretched souls, 
and celebrate together, O fairest one.  What say thee?"

His glow of ecchi aura wasn't weakening, but had actually INCREASED!

WHY?

Because he had a beautiful Chinese woman in his arms! ^_^


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Shad Devil

Victor?  VICTOR?  VIIICTOOORRR????
When did that guy triumph over him?  And why did that Bokutô no Baka 
ignore his kanji-writing?

Could it be... that he wasn't able to READ???

Yes, that HAD to be it!  But he could cure that!

With a mighty roar and a hurting snap of his tentacle to Kunô's head, he 
flew up into the air on a search for warm water....


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo blushed, and blinked a bit, before looking towards Tarô flying 
off.  "Um, Shampoo think we should leave now...." she said to Kunô, 
hoping that she wasn't making a bad decision.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Kunô nodded.  "Indeed, O Fairest One.  Let us proceed to my estate, so 
that proper raiment may be worn for our celebration."


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Shad Devil

Tarô, meanwhile, had frightened a poor family almost to death by 
intruding into their house and stealing a nice kettle with warm water 
from them.

Using it, he soon returned to his normal human self again, including his 
vest and armbands.

Getting some pants from Hammerspace, he was fully prepared to make 
trouble again.

Jumping up on the roofs, he made his way back to Shampoo and the Bokutô 
no Bakemono....


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo started to wonder if she was doing the right thing, but sighed, 
and figured that it didn't really matter.  As she walked along with 
Kunô, the purple-haired Amazon started to think about Ranma again, and 
hoped Kunô could help her forget.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Once they reached Kunô Manor, the Blue Thunder had himself cleaned and 
dressed.  Fortunately, his mad sister was off at another tournament, 
cheating as usual.

Noticing her quiet disposition, Kunô asked "O Fairest Shampoo, mayhap a 
trade for thee to consider... some pence or yen to hear thee spell thy 
thoughts... please, speak thy mind, and let mine ears hear your soft and 
soothing voice."


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo blinked, and looked up at Kunô.  "It's nothing.  Shampoo just 
thinking about what Ranma would say." she said, and started to think 
about something.  Stopping a bit, Shampoo looked up at Kunô, and started 
to give him an ultimatum.  "Take Shampoo now... please." she asked him.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Kunô wanted to say something, but didn't.  He immediately picked up 
Shampoo, dashed to his room, tossed her onto his king-sized bed, and 
locked the door.  Then, as he undressed, he said "O Goddess Fair, I 
thank thee for making me a man this day!"

Once nude, he climbed onto the bed, then unzipped Shampoo's dress, 
peeling her out of it, and kissing every inch of exposed skin.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo cooed and moaned softly, as she felt Kunô's rough hands on her 
body.  Inside though, she was crying, for she had to resort to imagining 
that it was Ranma again.  As she ran her fingers through his hair, 
Shampoo looked down at the swordsman.  "Kunô got protection, right?" she 
asked.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Kunô stopped for a moment, then he searched his room.

Not finding what he sought, he roared "SASUKE!!!"

Kneeling by the door, yet not looking in, the ninja replied "You called, 
Master?"

"Where are my condoms?" Kunô snapped back.

"Your sister took them again... forgive me, Master... she was very 
insistent!" he said solemnly.

Kunô sighed.  "Very well... get more... NOW!"

The ninja quickly left.

Kunô returned to Shampoo, spread her legs and said "Alas, our moment of 
ultimate rapture will have to wait... permit my tongue to take its 
place."

And with that said, Kunô licked, sucked, and tongue-fucked the Amazon's 
slit with all the gusto he puts out in his fights.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo moaned and cooed a bit as she felt Kunô licking her slit.  
Pulling her legs up, Shampoo started to talk in Chinese, her fingers 
gently playing with her nipples, while she tilted her head back a 
little.  She could imagine Ranma's face where Kunô's should be, and in 
her mind, was having Ranma licking her pussy instead of Kunô.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Kunô was enjoying the taste of Shampoo's wet cunt, but his manhood was 
eager for some action.  So, he turned himself around without fanfare 
(mainly because his face was still buried in the Amazon's crotch ^^;), 
and his stiff shaft was now caressing her face, eager for some 
attention.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo looked at Kunô's "sword", and slowly grasped it.  Slowly, she 
started to stroke it, parting her lips gently to let her tongue snake 
out, and lick the tip of his cock, tasting him for the first time ever.  
Slowly, she stared to engulf Kunô's cock, slowly moving her head up and 
down, taking more and more of him into her mouth.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Kunô gasped for a moment, then lifted his head and looked down.

He saw Shampoo bobbing her head upon his hard dick, making it wetter and 
wetter.

He then closed his eyes, enjoying the sensation as his free hand played 
with the Amazon's slit, making her wetter than before.

Re: the Blackened Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo gasped a little, then turned around.

She looked at Kunô, a strand of saliva still connecting her lips to his 
cock, and blushed a little, before moving her lips around his sword 
again.  Using a secret Amazon technique, Shampoo sucked hard and long, 
sending waves of pleasure through the swordsman's cock.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Louis F. Perico

Kunô panted more and more as Shampoo inhaled his manhood into her hot 
sucking mouth.  He kept probing her wet box, feeling her slit getting 
slicker and slicker.  His cock began to swell, and his balls tightened 
as his impending climax approached.

"Oh, Fairest One... ahh... yesss... I'm about to release my nectar... 
ohhh... into you...." he managed to rasp.


Re: the Blackened Kunô

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo continued to use her technique on Kunô, her mind still imagining 
that it was Ranma's cock she was sucking on, instead of Kunô's.  Hoping 
that he would cum soon, the Amazon just let her body relax, and focused 
on making the swordsman cum.  At least she would make one person happy, 
and that's what counted right now.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

And speaking of being happy...

"OH YES, I AM CUMMING!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Kunô's prick jerked and twitched, sending stream after stream of his 
warm seed deep into Shampoo's mouth and down her throat.

After what to him felt like an eternity of spewing his nectar down the 
Amazon's gullet, he collapsed, panting heavily, when out of the blue...

"OHHHHOHOHO!  What have you there, Sasuke?"

"Mi-Mistress Kodachi???" came the stammered reply.

"Answer the question!" she snapped.

"They...they are condoms, mistress... for your brother." he replied.

"I see... he's playing with that whore Nabiki again, ne?" she said 
unpleasantly.

"Actually, Mistress--"

She cut him off.  "Never mind, I will remove her myself."

She opened the door, and gasped as she saw not Nabiki, but SHAMPOO 
sucking away at her brother's cock!

O.o [twitch twitch]

She was too much in shock at the moment, and Kunô was in no position to 
talk, his brain still recovering from the orgasm he had experienced.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo stood up, and started to wipe her face off.  She looked at 
Kodachi, and didn't say much, as she started to slowly put her clothes 
back on.  "Shampoo not sure, but Shampoo think your brother be alright." 
she said, not as energetic as she usually was.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kunô got up, and gently grabbed Shampoo.  "Do not leave, O Fairest 
One... my sister is always the jealous yet insane type...."

Kodachi's eye twitched a bit, yet she said nothing.

Kunô then said "Now that 'protection' is here... will thou grant me the 
honor of sexual bliss... of us becoming one?"


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo turned around, and blinked a couple of times.  "Um, what your 
brother talk about?  Shampoo can never understand." she said, and stood 
there, holding herself.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kodachi sneered a bit, then said "My dearest brother wants to have 
intercourse with you... but why he would bother fucking you is beyond 
me."

Kunô hissed at Kodachi, "Silence, sister mine!  You are in jealous pains 
that THOU has no man in thy life!"


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo wasn't sure of what exactly to say.  She was blushing a bit, and 
then looked at Kunô, when he said something about Kodachi not having a 
man in her life.  Turning around, Shampoo looked evilly at the 
swordsman.  "Shampoo not have man in her life.  What that make Shampoo?" 
she asked, a slightly peeved Amazon.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kunô replied "Who dares to say you have no man... am I not man enough 
for thee?"


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo wasn't exactly pleased with what Kunô said.  Looking to Kodachi, 
Shampoo crossed her arms across her ample chest.  "I think that perhaps 
your brother needs lesson in how to treat women." she said, and looked 
at Kodachi.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kodachi raised an eyebrow, then grinned mischievously.

"I have JUST the idea... oh, brother dear...." she cooed.

"Yes, dear sister?" he replied coolly.

Suddenly, he was blinded by a stream of black rose petals, then found 
himself tied up spread eagle onto his bedposts with ribbons.  He tried 
to break out, but couldn't!

"Don't bother, brother dear... the ribbons have monofilament titanium 
strands sown into them." she said.

She then approached Shampoo, and whispered to her: "Now, my dear 
Shampoo, how shall we deal with my 'dear' brother, hm?"


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo stood there, her arms over her ample chest.  "Shampoo can think 
of a few ways.  Most of them deal with ancient Amazon acupuncture, but 
Shampoo not have needles to do so." she said, and started to think.  
"Hmm.  Shampoo not usually that desperate, but Shampoo know of Amazon 
Lesbian Torture technique that we use to punish men.  But Shampoo not 
supposed to use it unless man from opposing tribe." she said.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kodachi then said "Please don't cover your breasts... they ARE 
beautiful.  And as for your Amazon Technique... I promise not to tell 
anyone if you wont." ^_~

She then sensually peeled off her gymnastics clothes, wiggling her ass 
before her brother.  He suddenly became hard.

"Brother, you are just SO ecchi, thinking of me that way... I just might 
leave you that way all night."

Once free of her raiment, she gently took Shampoo's hands, and placed 
them on the gymnast's breasts.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo was still thinking of another way to torture Kunô, when Kodachi 
grabbed her hands.  Slowly, she started to move her thumbs over her 
nipples, and gently started to suck on the gymnast's tongue.  Taking her 
hand off Kodachi's left breast, the Amazon slowly dipped it down and 
gently ran her fingers over the girl's slit, looking back at the tied-up 
swordsman occasionally.  "Have you ever wanted to do it?  Shampoo won't 
tell." she said, and smiled.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kodachi gasped softly with The Amazon's touch.  She then leaned closer, 
the exposed breast touching Shampoo's, and whispered "I've done it 
before with other girls at my school... but I've REALLY been wanting to 
do you."  She licked Shampoo's ear for emphasis.

"Shall we continue?  Or may I get some 'toys' for us to play with?" she 
asked into the Amazon's ear.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo shook her head.  "Amazon technique not need toys at first 
stage." she said, and leaned over a little, gently sucking Kodachi's 
breast into her mouth.  Slowly, she started to suck on the nipple, 
making sure to play with it.  Her fingers massaged the right places so 
the gymnast would feel pleasure all throughout her body.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

*gasp* "Oh... oh, dear brother... she's suckling on my bosom... and Ah! 
... yesss... she's touching the petals of my flower... ooooo!... Oh, 
don't stop!" Kodachi said.  She was slowly becoming putty in the 
Amazon's talented hands.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo continued to move downward.  Slowly, her lips moved over to 
Kodachi's other breast, then slowly downward, over her tight abs, and 
slowly down to part her flower.  Slowly, she started to lick the 
Japanese girl, tasting her sweet fruit, and gently running her fingers 
over it too.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kodachi gasped as Shampoo began to munch on her flower.  She gently 
grasped the Amazon's head, pressing it closer.

"Oh GODS!  Tachi, she's eating me... her tongue is exploring my flower!"

She then bit at her lip, not wanting to cum yet.  She started working 
her hips, letting Shampoo tongue-fuck her cunt....


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

The young Amazon continued to move her tongue in and out of the 
gymnast's cunt, letting her juices run down into her mouth.  She looked 
back at Kunô, who had a rock-hard cock.  Blushing, Shampoo thought about 
the naughty things she could do, and reminded herself to talk to Nabiki 
later about swapping stories.  As she tongue-fucked Kodachi, Shampoo 
smiled and looked up.  "You got camera that Shampoo can use?" she asked, 
before standing up.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kodachi commanded: "SASUKE!  Bring forth the digital video camera... 
NOW!"

Moments later, the ninja arrived, presenting the camera by Kodachi's 
feet.

"Now, gag my brother... I have no intention of any interruptions from 
him." she ordered.

"But..."

"DO IT!"

And so, Kunô was now gagged, restrained, and suffering from his hard 
untouched shaft.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo blushed, and looked at the servant as he left.  "How many you 
have?" she asked.  She then shook her head, figuring they were rich 
enough to have them employed or something.  Setting up the camera at the 
right angle, Shampoo giggled, and once again reminded herself to talk to 
Nabiki afterwards about a deal.  "So, what Rose Girl want do first?" 
Shampoo asked.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kodachi smiled a bit

"That depends, Shampoo-chan...." she said as she felt up Shampoo's 
fleshy orbs.

Then she stepped away, and came back with a strap-on dildo and a long 
double-ended dildo.

"Three choices... I fuck you, you can fuck me... OR... we can fuck each 
other...."


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo looked at Kodachi, and then towards the still tied-up Kunô.  
"Well, toys is third stage of Amazon..." Shampoo started to say, then 
shook her head.  "Never mind.  Shampoo think we should help your brother 
out, before he dies of excitement." she said.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kodachi giggled.  "Hmm... he DOES look like he's about to burst, isn't 
he?"

While holding Shampoo, she looked her brother over, then asked "Brother, 
do you think you will be good?"

Kunô nodded.

His sister replied, "Well, Shampoo-chan will see just how 'good' you 
are, since she's kind enough to want to help you."

Kodachi then asked Shampoo with a lecherous smile: "What did you have in 
mind?"


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo grinned, and pushed Kodachi forward.  "I say Kodachi put Kunô's 
sword away." she said, and motioned to the long shaft that stood up.  
"Shampoo have fun too." she said, and licked her lips.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kodachi gave a mild gasp.  "Oh my!  You ARE the naughty one to suggest 
that."

She then made a decision; she blindfolded her brother.

"Let's play a game, dear brother." she then untied Kunô, then dragged 
him to the bed, started licking the inside of his thighs.

"Shampoo-chan... come on!  I don't want to have all the fun...."
<STOP>

Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo moved over, and sat over Kunô's face.  Reaching down, she spread 
open her pussy open for him, and gently moved over his lips.  "Shampoo 
not give up yet.  Shampoo have fun." she said.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kunô smelled the scent of Shampoo's flower, and began to lick in earnest 
as Kodachi slowly began to stroke her brother's rigid dick.

"It's so big... and hard... I can't wait to see it go into you, Shampoo 
darling." Kodachi whispered.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo moaned, and leaned over to gently kiss the Kodachi's black lips.  
"Well, Shampoo want to see it in you first." she said.  She jerked a 
bit, her large breasts jiggling a bit, as she closed her eyes and moaned 
softly.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kodachi returned the kisses while she stroked Shampoo's fine muff, 
letting the juices oil up her hand.

Kunô kept lapping away at the Amazon's cunt, enjoying the taste.

Kodachi then took the lube, coated her brother's thick dick, then she 
guided it to and INTO her ass!

She bit back a scream, but slowly sank onto her brother's member, being 
filled in the ass.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo leaned over, licking Kodachi's breasts, as she moved lower, 
until she was licking away at the black-haired girl's pussy, while 
spreading her own pussy for her brother.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kunô moaned even more into Shampoo's cunt, while Kodachi leaned back so 
that the Amazon could have better access to her slit.

"Oh yes!  Yes!  Yes!  Yes!  Eat me, fuck me!  Oh KAMI it feels so 
good...." the Black Rose called out, writhing in ecstasy as she was ass-
fucked and eaten.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

The Amazon started to moan from the feeling of Kunô's tongue in her 
slit, as her breasts pressed against his stomach.  As she reached up to 
play with Kodachi's breasts, Shampoo moaned into her cunt, licking away 
at the juices that flowed from it like a spring.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kunô couldn't last; he groaned loudly into Shampoo's muff while his cock 
spurted load after load of his hot jizm into Kodachi's ass.

Kodachi came hard, feeling hot cum going into her ass, and the expelling 
of her own juices into Shampoo's waiting mouth.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo, the last to cum, did so, sending her love juices down Kunô's 
throat, and all over his lips.  She blushed and licked up whatever was 
left of Kodachi's juices.  Getting up, she made sure that she hid the 
tape, and put in another, before untying Kunô.  "Well, what Kunô think?" 
she asked.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kunô, surprisingly, was still quite stiff.  Kodachi was curling up on a 
corner of the bed, murmuring pleasantly.

"O Fairest Amazon, thy flower was truly the sweetest of things... but my 
sword has yet to slacken... permit me to love thee as man and woman 
should... with me wearing a scabbard, of course..."  He picked up a 
condom.  "... and let us feel the Clouds and the Rain together." he said 
softly as he planted soft kisses around Shampoo's cleavage.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo smiled a bit.  Ranma didn't make her feel the way that Kunô was 
making her, but yet, she loved the big lug.  Nodding, she waited for him 
to put on the condom, and fingered herself in the meantime.  "Shampoo 
wait.  Shampoo want you to put two on.  You too big for just one." she 
said, and giggled.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kunô smiled, then said "So be it." as he rolled another condom on his 
fleshy sword.  It was obvious that his Amazon Goddess did not want 
children now, thus the extra protection.

Kunô then leaned in to give shampoo a very wet kiss, and he slipped his 
manhood into Shampoo's dripping box, gasping at the presence of the 
Amazon's talented fingers.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo moaned at the thrust of Kunô's sword going into her sheath.  As 
he moved in and out of her, Shampoo arched her back.  The fleshy globes 
on her chest were bouncing up and down.  She imagined once more that it 
was Ranma, instead of the swordsman.  Blushing a bit, she wished that 
Mousse was still around, and not lost again, as she had another hole to 
fill up.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kunô increased the pace of his fucking of the sexy Amazon.  He leaned 
down, took one of the voluptuous tits into his mouth, and sucked on it 
hard!

Kodachi, not wanting to be left out, turned around and started sucking 
on the other tit of Shampoo's while taking a hand and stroking Shampoo's 
engorged clit.

"Ooo, yes!  Fuck her, brother dear... fuck her good!" the Black Rose 
cooed.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo screamed out in pleasure, as she felt herself being lifted up by 
Kunô's thrusts.  Reaching out, she put an Amazon nipple hold on Kodachi, 
and tried to keep her cunt clamped on Kunô's cock.


Re: the Kunôs & the Amazon

Louis F. Perico

Kodachi moaned, yet continued to suck even harder on her tit.  Kunô's 
hips moved faster and faster, his balls slapping upon Shampoo's ass 
regularly.  Shampoo could feel Kunô's covered cock beginning to swell, 
threatening to burst it creamy load....


Re: Mousse wakes

Starlight Sakura

Shampoo was on the verge of her orgasm, when she looked at Kunô's watch, 
sitting on the nightstand on the side of his bed.  "Ay ya!  Shampoo 
still has to do deliveries!" she said, quickly jumping off of the bed.  
Quickly putting on her clothes, she remembered to grab the tape that she 
made, and blew a kiss to Kunô, before running out of the house.


[TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 14, THREAD 2]