THE RANMA 1/2 HENTAI RPG - 7: Side-story Compilation by St Fan (well... a little more than that, actually) [GAME START] Peeping Tom St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block OOC: Hi, everybody! I just joined the RPG club, though I've read all the previous messages to get in touch. Since I'm new to online RPG, I'll start as non-intrusive as possible. I'll take the role of the ultimate peeping tom (the one I bet you've never expected to be played in a Ranma Hentai RPG). But hey, he's my favorite character. Just guess. Re: Peeping Tom St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Master Happosai, returning from his last routinely panties-thieving bout, had caught a mesmerizing sight through one of the Tendo Dojo's windows: Akane wearing only white bra and panties. "Swetoo!" He was about to plunge when the door opened, revealing, to the old pervert's surprise, Pantyhose himself. Happy immediately hidden by plastering himself below the window. This guy was dangerous. Not that the uncontested master on Anything-Goes couldn't take him, but still, the mere though of fighting his monster form and his multiple tentacles gave him a headache. So, he just peeped discreetly through a corner of the window, to see, at his great astonishment, Pantyhose trying to seduce sweet little Akane-chan... and Akane giving in! 'Now, that's interesting,' he thought. Re: Peeping Tom St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Happy was quite shocked by the wolf-woman untimely interruption. 'Where the hell does she came from? Mmm... probably some weirdo who followed Pantyhose from China. He attract the type. Phew, she nearly killed the mood. She was lucky that Kuno grabbed her, knowing Pantyhose's temper, he would probably have send her to the stratosphere for bothering him at such a moment. That was rude. I would certainly have done the same...' Pausing a short moment, he mentally add: 'If anybody else try to interrupt those two, I'm going to give him - or her - a piece of my mind...' Re: Peeping Tom St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Drooling slightly, Happy watched with rapture the torrid scene unfolding before him. He wasn't really surprised by Pantyhose's brashness, the fellow has always been a smooth bastard... as long as he didn't panic when a girl ask him his name. More surprising was Akane's compliance. Though... when you think about it, Ranma was just asking for it. By always insulting her and her femininity, he was bound to push her into the arms of the first boy who'd shown some respect. 'The girl need some MAN to make her a woman... and give her screaming orgasms! Not some immature jerk who just kept belittling her.' conclude Happosai. 'And besides,' he thought again, 'I'd swear she's fully aware that Pantyhose's just using her for sex. I'm pretty sure she has no love for him, she's doing it just to get back at Ranma... The funny part is that I'd bet she would be MUCH more embarrassed if doing it with someone she have strong feelings for...' Looking back, he grinned, . 'Still, I wonder if she's really going to go all the way...' Still hidden, he took a proud pose, tears flowing from his eyes. 'Ho, Pantyhose, you make your godfather so PROUD!' Big Pervert is watching you St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Happosai slaps his right fist in his left palm (without making any noise, though). 'Kuso, I should have thought of it sooner. Quick!' Happy bounces off his hiding place toward the window of Nabiki's room, opens it and enters the empty room. Here, he grabs one of her camera, checks the presence of film, and starts toward the exit. As an afterthought, he turns back and take two more rolls of film. Then he rushes back to Akane's window. 'I hope I didn't miss anything good.' Getting back in his peeping position, and making sure of erasing every signs of his presence with his mastery of the art of Anything Goes Invisibility, he points the camera toward the loving couple. 'Now I'm ready.' ^_^ -St Fan -Kami of Writer's Block (OOC: Geez, I forgot to sign my previous posts. Also, they were in the past tense since I was catching up, but now I'll write in the present tense.) Big Pervert is watching you St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block *click* 'Damn!' thinks Happosai as he sees Akane sharply turning her head. He promptly plasters himself against the wall. He wasn't expecting any of them to notice him, since he's using the secret Anything Goes technique of Invisibility, which fully erase any presence of his chi, his aura, his sight, sounds, smell and even body heat from the mind of others as long as he doesn't make any offensive gesture toward them. A technique he mastered long ago with his old buddy Chingensai to creep inside women's baths and locker rooms. Unfortunately, as he half-feared it, it wasn't enough to mutter the noise made by the camera as he took the first picture. 'What should I do? If Taro ever goes to the window... the boy is rather keen, I doubt I could remain totally unnoticeable standing right in front of him...' Opting for prudence, Happy jumps toward the roof, silent as a ghost. 'I think I'll search for a better viewpoint... and maybe wait for them to be too "busy" to pay any attention to their surrounding...' he concludes, smirking. Re: Big Pervert is watching you St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Happosai enters the house and lurks silently toward the stairs, looking wistfully at the second floor, where some activities not suited to be viewed by minors are taking place. Here, he hesitates a while, clutching the camera in his arms. He doesn't want to rush a take the risk to arouse Taro and Akane's suspicions a second time... but he doesn't want either to wait too long and miss the more juicy parts.... He already regrets not having thought of the camera sooner and loosing the opportunities to immortalize on film sweet little Akane-chan being giving head by Taro, or her giving him a blow job, her nice round ass lifted in the air.... Whipping a rivulet of drool with his sleeve, Happy is pondering this dilemma, when he notices some giggling and splashing sounds coming from the bathroom, and also an unusual, sugary scent. 'Hu...? Smell like... jello?' Re: Big Pervert is watching you St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Intrigued, Happosai moves discreetly in the antechamber of the bathroom, and stares at the door separating the rooms. Indeed, from behind came a familiar female voice: "iie moto moto Ranma..." Even more puzzled, Happy crawls toward the door, once again activating his invisibility technique by mere reflex. The door is not fully closed, leaving one or two inches of space to see what's happening on the other side. And here, his eyes bulge out of their socket! Watching both Ranma's male and female sides making out in a bathtub full of red jello was not something he was expecting to see, even in his wildest dreams. 'What the f@#§%???? How did Ranma managed that????' Completely fascinated, he looks attentively as Ranma is removing the pants of his female double. Now that he thought about it, Happy remember having glomped sooner this day a girl he would have swear were Ranma- chan... except she was wearing a bra, and coming out of a lingerie store. Something very out of character for Ranma. What have confused him even more is that he had later a run-in with the male Ranma, who stopped him to sent him back toward the mob of girls pursuing him. Not having any explanation at the time, he had pushed the incident in the back of his mind, until now. 'Wow, they're really going at it. I'm surprised Ranma finally got the gal to do that.... Though when you think about it.... In a way Ranma had that hot little chick in the mirror any time he wanted, even the liberty to touch her, but never the possibility to do *anything* to her as a male.... After a while, this must pack quite a lot of suppressed urges. And now he can let them out....' Happosai smirks, and grabs the camera. But he hesitates to take a shot, not wanting to make the same mistake twice, since the couple does not seem involved enough to not notice. This brings back his thoughts to Akane and Taro, whose he had temporarily forgotten in the excitement of this new discovery. 'Kuso!' he mentally swears. Re: Big Pervert is watching you St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Back in the hall, Happosai looks toward the 2nd floor, disgruntled. Then back toward the bathroom. Then back toward the 2nd floor. Then back toward the bathroom. Then back toward the 2nd floor. Then back toward the bathroom. Then back toward the 2nd floor. Then back toward the bathroom. Then back toward the 2nd floor. "Arrghhhhhhh!!!!" he groans, shaking his head vehemently to get rid of what could be called the "Kuno feeling." (Or "must have them both" syndrome). 'What should I do?? Either way I'm going, I'll be missing the other hot scene... I wish I could be in two places at the same time! How may I get some photos of both parties?' Crestfallen, he lower his gaze at the camera. This directs his though toward its owner... 'Damnit... this is a work for Nabiki. Usually, she's always the one who get candid shots at peoples in embarrassing situations.... Where the Hell is she? How could she be missing that? Why am I stuck doing her job?' Re: Big Pervert is watching you St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block 'SweetosweetosweetosweetosweetosweetosweetoSweetoSWEETO!!!' inwardly exult Happosai. Having made a dolorous choice between the two running sex scenes, the master has reinitiated his invisibility technique to sneak around the chosen couple. His camera, which he has previously tightly wrapped with the same bindings he uses for his firecrackers, now looks like a happodaikarin with only the lens jutting out and a hole to reach the button. All noises of the instrument muted, the old pervert is now busy immortalizing on pictures the two teens in the throw of passion. Under every angles you can imagine, and lots of you would never think of. (Ain't I a stinker? ^_*) Re: Big Pervert is watching you St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block OOC: Since Happy's camera is silenced, I'll replace all the "click!" by "..." ^_^ IC: "...", "...", "..." 'The wiew is quite nice from above...' Happy, having had enough of profile shots, is now clinging ninja-style to the ceiling like a big coakroach, still taking photos with one hand. "...", "...", "...", "..." 'That's it, my boy, rock her world! Make her call mommy!' "...", "...", "...", "...", "...", "...", "..." 'Way to go! Whatta haul, whatta haul!!!' "...", "...", "...-...", "...-...-...-...!!!" Suddenly, Happosai stops. Not because he's out of film, but because a VERY EVIL thought has just crossed his mind. 'Now, I wonder........................................................... ................................... what would happen if someone were to splash cold water on Pantyhose just right now?' *_* Big Pervert is still watching you St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block 'Howzabowza!!!' Happosai, still clinging to the ceiling, is busy finishing his roll of film. He has discarded the idea of splashing Taro, as it would be utterly... dangerous for Akane. He may be a complete pervert, but he would never want to bring any harm to her. For now, he was satisfying himself with making material worth of the best photo shoots from Hustler or Playboy. 'Nice centerfold!!!' he smirks behind Akane's panties. He's wearing them like a mask, along with Akane's bra like a pair of goggles, giving him the look of a perverted aviator. He had found the panties was a good idea since they were preventing his constant drool from driping under him and revealing his presence. 'Life is good!' he exults while the two youths beneath him reach their climax, then collapses on the bed, exhausted. 'You know what? I'm Happy!' Unfortunately, as Ranma learned it before with the Umi-Sen Ken, it is simply impossible to maintain an invisibility technique with an angry aura... and even more so with a lustful aura. So, a few sweatdrops appears on the master's brow when Akane's glazed eyes accidentely focus on him... and bulge out! "Er... don't mind me." he says with his best puppy face. "Please, continue. Just pretend I'm not here." ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ [CONTINUED IN THREAD 2]