RANMA'S ANYTHING GOES HENTAI RPG - 3: start > http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/ranmasanythinggoeshentairpg Compilation by St Fan [CONTINUED FROM EPISODE 2, THREADS 1, 2, 3 & 4] Re: The Dojo anonymous09556 Ukyou burst into the dojo and collapsed. "Ranchan... help me..." Ryouga trailed behind her, unnoticed and somehow unlost. Re: The Dojo higurashi_ranko Akane looked at Ukyou rather angrily. 'How dare she just drop in here like that... Hmm. I wonder how much of it she heard. I hope all of it...' Her thoughts changed as soon as she remembered the predicament Ukyou faced the other day. Perhaps she was attacked again, so Akane got up and walked over to Ukyou. (OOC: I'm going to assume that she fell onto her stomach...) She flipped her so that Ukyou was resting on her back. After looking her over, she looked at Ranma. "I think she's okay, but you might want to get Kasumi to double check." Re: The Dojo Austin_S_Dakota Ranma was to Akane and Ukyo's side in a moment. Taking off his battle tunic Ranma wrapped it around the chef's shoulders. Giving her a look over Ranma checked to see if she had any mortal wounds on her. Like a deer in the hear lights Ranma froze suck when he couldn't decide on what to do. Re: The Dojo anonymous09556 Ukyou shuddered, fighting back the urge to jump Ranma and tear his clothes off. She plucked out the note and handed it wordlessly to Ranma. Re: The Dojo darkwolf062177 Flying through the air gave Michinoku time to think the encounter with the boy through,gave his rage time to cool. And surprisingly enough he found himself laughing at the whole absurd meeting. "Yeah Guess I kinda deserved that he did seem like a nice enough guy buy why did he take her outside like that almost as if he was lost. "About that time he found that he was starting to fall.....rapidly. Looking at the ground coming closer and closer Michinoku comes to a rather profound conclusion. "This....is going.... to hurt." Falling through the roof with an explosion of air from his lungs he finds himself surrounded by people and himself lying on something soft. Standing up he walks off off the object that broke his fall inadvertantly leaving footprints across the back of none other than...... thats right the lost boy himself. Looking down at the boy he laughs again. "Oh hey there again you know we have to stop meeting like this. Looking around he notices the other people in the room a rather pretty blue haired girl that he remembers as Akane, the boy Saotome, Ryouga, and his beloved Ukyou. Then he notices himself still naked and red floods his cheeks as blush speads across them, and red spreads across his jaw as blood flows from his nose. "Uh... Uhm.... well.... you see I can explain this..... sorta...... if you will just find me some clothes please." Re: The Dojo higurashi_ranko Akane looked at the newcomer and twitched. There stood a man in his birthday suit. She was torn between going to smack the guy until he's dead or turning away properly. Before she could decide, she felt Ranma move her so that she would be facing the dojo altar. But before she was totally turned around, she threw a mallet at the man as hard as she could. Re: The Dojo darkwolf062177 Looking at the mallet coming Michinoku yawns as he plucks it out of the air looks at it and tosses it back softly puting the mallet about a foot into the floor at the girls feet."You know you should watch out for your toys they might get broken."Bowing gallently to the girl he grins and motions to his body."Musashi Michinoku desu Sumimasen."He looks around at the people in the room again."Now could I please borrow some clothes its getting quite cold in here." Re: The Dojo Austin_S_Dakota Ranma wasn't the smartest person in the world. But when it came to threats, Ranma was on the ball. Michinoku found himself in pain as Ranma held him by the nerve cluster just under his throat. Normally Ranma never would have reacted this violently, but he was at his breaking point. Akane the girl he had just confessed his love to had been threatened. Ukyo his best friend had been attacked, again. And now naked boy had just burnt his last nerve. "Don't you ever harm a friend of mine again." Re: The Dojo Michigan J. Joyrock Ryouga trailed behind Ukyo, continuously calling out to her the entire way...but she didn't heed one of his calls. When he realized where he was, right outside of the Tendo Dojo, he halted, in time to see a man crash through the roof, right where he would have been, if he hadn't stopped. Ryouga placed a hand on his forhead, and began to walk calmly away, shaking his head, and muttering inconsistancies. "This must be some odd, horrible nightmare. Everyone I try to help goes running to Ranma...and completely ignoring me...Wait...I've got it!" He said, slamming his fist into his palm. "whenever I feel down, there's only one person who even gives me the time of day! All the love I need is in her arms..." And, straggling into the tendo household from the rear door, enters P- chan. Re: The Dojo higurashi_ranko Akane shook her head. She looked at the door and noticed a little black pig scurrying his way inside. So that Ryoga wouldn't be suspicious, she picked him up and smiled at him. "There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you." As she turned around, she closed her eyes and held up the pig. "Look, Ranma, P-Chan is back." She opened her eyes and focused them on P-Chan. "Now you, me, and Ranma will have to have a talk later on, okay? So don't run off somewhere." She looked down at Ukyou and held out a hand. "Come on. Let's get you inside. You don't look so good. Kasumi will take care of you. Maybe she can find some spare clothes for the pervert out there." Re: The Dojo Austin_S_Dakota Dropping naked boy, Ranma hurried after Akane looking worried at the Pig. Helping Akane with Ukyo, Ranma ran ahead and held the wonded chef so she wouldn't have to walk. Kitchen higurashi_ranko Nabiki stretched, still embarrassed that Jo was here watching her. She looked at him and smiled. "Could you excuse me? I need to get dressed." As soon as he left the room, she walked over to her dresser and got out something to wear. After slipping it on, she went downstairs and straight into the kitchen. She noticed Kasumi and some guy putting away dishes. "Sorry I'm up late, sis. Last night was tiring to say the least. Are there any left overs?" She noticed that it was take out. "How much was it?" Re: kitchen Austin_S_Dakota "Oh, Ryoga-san bought it for us." Opening one of the boxes, she said. "I'm sure there is enough for you, and your friend." Kasumi pointed towards Jo. Re: kitchen higurashi_ranko Nabiki took the boxes that Kasumi handed to her. "Don't wait up for us. I'll clean what mess we make." She handed the boxes to Jo and grabbed some plates and chopsticks. "Come on," she said to Jo as she led him to the table. "Let's eat." Somewhere in the house... higurashi_ranko Akane ran into the kitchen, hoping to find Kasumi there. Ignoring the unknown boy in the room, she went directly to her sister. "Kasumi, Ukyou's hurt again. Would you come and take a look at her?" As soon as Kasumi acquiesced, she led her to where ever Ranma placed Ukyou. She *carefully* shifted P-Chan in her arms as she took her place next to Ranma. (OOC: I'd say she placed him against her stomach rather than in between her breasts. ;p That is if Ranma even tolerated it. hehe ) Re: The Dojo darkwolf062177 Michinoku looks at the pigtailed boy walking away and quickly gets up and runs after him.Grabbing him by the back of the head he slams his head into the wall and calmly walks past muttering."Now we're even boy."Walking towards Ukyou while facing Ranma the whole time."Ukyou tell this boy that Im not the one who did this to you." Cursing... St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Damn you, Kuonji." growls Hayato from inside his tiny, uncomfortable cell. "I just hope you'll like the little gift I left for you..." he adds with an evil smirk. "Too bad I can't join into the fun." In the lap of its master, the little Patoratsyu nods with a surprisingly similar expression of longing on its octopus face. Re: kitchen usako_fan Jo carried the boxes and plates and stuff Nabiki gave him and followed her to the table, "Sure. It'll be an honor to eat you lovely Nabiki Chan." Re: Somewhere in the house... Austin_S_Dakota Ranma got off of the floor and was about to teach the fool a lesson when Akane shot him a look. Only Akane's silent reproach and Ukyo's need was saving this new arrival from the boy who had destroyed a Kami. Knowing what would annoy him the most Ranma just laughed at the jerk, before easing in front of him and taking Ukyo's hand. "Who did this to you?" Ranma asked his friend. "What do you need 'us' to do." Without thinking about it, Ranma motioned both himself and Akane. Not knowing that, that he had done such a thing. Nor did it dawn on him if anyone else would have noticed such an act of trust towards Akane. Re: Somewhere in the house... Austin_S_Dakota Kasumi took one look at Ukyo and knew that what had happened was beyond her ability to help with. "Akane, Ranma please keep Kasumi here, I'll run get Dr. Tofu." Dropping the plates she carried Kasumi ran from the room. The injured girl taking more precedence then her image. Hurrying to the phone she picked it up and dials the number for Dr. Tofu. Re: Somewhere in the house... anonymous09556 Ukyou groaned, "Ranchan, I... I _need_ you... _please_..." OOC: Please read message 799. Here's a reprint of the note in question: "Hope you like the Passion Dust you've just inhaled. With the Passion Spice I've been lacing your private batter stash with for the last two weeks, you should be ready to fuck just about anything in about an hour or so. --Hayato Myojin" Re: Somewhere in the house... Austin_S_Dakota Dropping Ukyo Ranma hid behind Akane, his eyes wide. "What!?" He shouted reading the message. Handing it to Akane, Ranma waited for her to blow up. Re: Somewhere in the house... anonymous09556 "Uhh..." Ukyou's breathing became ragged. "Please, Ranchan..." she sobbed. "The note, read it. I can't... uhh!" Her hand dove down the front of her leggings, and she began fingering herself furiously. Re: Somewhere in the house... higurashi_ranko (ooc: oh, boy....) Akane moved P-Chan so she'd be holding him on one hand while trying to read the note. She twitched. "Bweeeeeeeeee!" Akane looked at her other hand and noticed P-Chan rapidly changing colors. "Sorry, P-Chan." She placed him on the floor before she'd accidentally kill him. At the same time, she was muttering, "It's not Ranma's fault. It's not Ranma's fault. It's not his fault that Ukyou..." Her eyes noticed Ukyou's actions. Embarrassment and anger flushed through her system. "Ukyou is the pervert... Ukyou is the pervert..." She twitched again. Her mallet hand was itching to hit somebody. As soon as she was upright, she grabbed Ranma and began to pull him away. "You stay away. But make sure she doesn't go anywhere. If I see your eyes linger where they shouldn't, you'll be very sorry." She stormed over to Ukyou. SLAP!!! As Ukyou's cheek began to grow red, she growled. "Get a hold of yourself or go somewhere else and be perverted." (ooc: of course she forgot kasumi's orders of 'keep her there...') Before the naked pervert could react, she shot him a cold glare. "Don't you dare move an inch towards her, you pervert." After making sure everyone listened to her, she quickly left the room. She came back just as fast with an old set of Ranma's clothes. She threw it at the pervert. "Get decent!" She took her place by Ranma's side and glared at him, making sure he didn't make any perverted looks. Re: Somewhere in the house... Michigan J. Joyrock P-chan was surprised at how Akane held him down by her stomach, but didn't mind. He rested his head against her, and fell asleep..until he felt a strong pressure against him. He squeeled, and was let down by akane, as he lied there, twitching on the ground, letting out small oinks now and again. Re: Somewhere in the house... higurashi_ranko (OOC: i feel strange answering myself.... heh) After hearing her sister's loud bursts of anger, Nabiki sighed and looked at Jo. "If you'll excuse me..." She got up and walked into the room where everyone was gathered. Surprised that there wasn't any holes in the walls or anyone plastered in the wall for that matter, she walked over to Akane and pressed her hand against her forehead. Akane looked peeved. "What are you doing?" Nabiki shrugged. "The house isn't destroyed. Usually when you're screaming, this house becomes swiss cheese. So what's up?" Akane pointed at Ukyou and handed Nabiki a note. Nabiki read it and whistled. "Isn't Ranma usually the victim for these kind of things?" Akane shuddered. "Not this time, thankfully. Kasumi went to go call Dr. Tofu." Nabiki looked at Akane skeptically. "And how is that going to help? He's probably dancing all around town now..." Both Akane and Ranma hung their heads. ***sweatdrop*** Re: Somewhere in the house... Austin_S_Dakota Ranma made sure to look only at Nabiki and Akane's forehead, making sure his eyes never went lower. That would mean he might accidentally see Ukyo... Suddenly Ranma felt light headed. This was not how he wanted to start his life with Akane. "Uhh... Should I get Tofu instead?" Ranma asked now looking at the ceiling. His mind starching for anything that might get him out of the room. "Don't we need to get Ukyo some clothes too? I mean my shirt can only cover so much." Ranma suddenly wished that he had not said that. Re: Somewhere in the house... higurashi_ranko (OOC: I thought she got herself clothed?) Akane twitched, but kept her temper in check. "Yeah, go see if Dr. Tofu is making his way here okay. We'll make sure Ukyou stays here. Maybe you should take that pervert over there. See what his deal with Ukyou is. No fighting." Nabiki watched Akane speak to Ranma. She noticed the way they were looking at each other. She smiled. 'Well, well, well. Something is up between these two.' She wanted so much to laugh. But she knew the way they would act if she did. "Why don't you go with him, Akane? I'll watch the guy and ask him some questions. Hurry." Akane nodded and pulled Ranma out of the house. [TO BE CONTINUED IN TWO SEPARATE THREADS]