FÛRINKAN HENTAI - 3: thread 1

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[GAME START]

Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Let's have a look inside the office of the principal of Furinkan High 
School, a room immoderately decorated with surfboards, Polynesian totems 
and masks, false palm trees and other Hawaiian paraphernalia.

Inside, a large-shouldered, tan-skinned man in his forties, wearing a 
colorful shirt, a flowery collar and a bonsai coconut tree in his hair, 
was idly pinching the cords of a ukulele and singing in badly accented 
English.

Principal Kuno was apparently in a jovial mood. Not that he wasn't 
usually, but today was special. Yes, today he'll finally get to punish 
those unruly girls (or boy-girl?) that dared disregard his authority. 
Yes, he had a devious plan that will help getting back to their place 
all those delinquents that refused dress code or hair code, and even had 
the gall to bash the Big Kahuna with various bludgeoning items that 
hurt...

As soon as the first he convoked will be here... da fun will begin.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma was no fool. No way would he answer a summons from the Principal. 
At least not by coming in through the front door. "YO! Pineapple Head, 
what's up?" Ranma called from his perch on the windowsill.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"Oh, so unrepentant..." mumbled Principal Kuno, still shedding crocodile 
tears.
"Dat ungrateful delinquent can't even thanks da kind Headmaster for 
having been so forgiving with him... that does it... now da Big Kahuna 
can't close his eyes any longer... as much as it broke his immense 
heart...."

Stopping his bad act of fake despair, the grinning megalomaniac put back 
his sunglasses on his nose and pointed an accusing finger toward Ranma, 
who was of course ready for a fight.

"You don't give me any choice, Saotome! What should da Big Kahuna do 
with bad students that have poor grades and disturb the peace of da 
public school and defy da authority of da Headmaster? What should he do? 
I'll tell you!" he ranted in a more and more forceful voice...

... before concluding in much more calmer, normal tone.

"He'll kick them outta Furinkan High School. That's what he'll have to 
do."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma blinked. That he had not expected. Kicking him out was in a way, 
tantamount to the Principal admitting he could not win their continuing 
battle....
That was not an attitude Ranma could get his mind around. You didn't 
give up a fight, or a war, until you won. Of course the Principal was 
never going to win, but that shouldn't matter, it was the principle of 
the thing.

Of course, there was a very good upside. "You're kicking me out. All 
right. See you... Never!" Ranma gave a jaunty wave, and turned back 
toward the window.

He had only gone a few steps when he paused. Sure, he didn't want to 
come to school. But not wanting to, and being told he couldn't, were two 
different things. "No way," he said, turning to face the Principal, "you 
ain't got no right to kick me out. I've always played by your rules. 
Just because I always beat you, don't give you the right to bounce me. I 
ain't going."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"AH! Now ya're being regretful for being such a bad keiki! But it's too 
late for that!"

Smirking widely, Principal Kuno exposed his case with obvious delight.

"And da Big Kahuna have all the rights flunking you, Saotome! Da Big 
Kahuna is Headmaster, which mean that da Big Kahuna is Principal of 
Furinkan High School. And da Headmaster can decide he doesn't want any 
more some troublemakers who disturb da other students with continuous 
fights, who show disrespect towa da teachers, who is late to school or 
often even a truant, and on top of all this who sleep in class and have 
pathetic grades...!"

The Palm-Tree-Hairdo Weirdo pulled out a thick folder from his desk, 
titled "Saotome Ranma", and waved it under the pigtailed boy's nose.

"Yar file is heavy with all these transgressions, Saotome! Da Big Kahuna 
is going to be felicitated big time by da big shots of da big 
administration for having flunked a delinquent like dis! They'll even 
ask why da Headmaster didn't do it sooner!"

He took again an exaggerated sad look.

"It's not like da Big Kahuna is pleased by that... He tried giving you 
plenty of chance to repent, Saotome... He prolonged your time so long, 
because deep in da Big Kahuna's heart, he still had hope to redeem da 
bad keiki you are... but ya never even tried to be good despite da 
Headmaster's efforts...."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma did not have a particularly high opinion of higher education. He 
was supremely confident in his ability in the only area that he did have 
a high opinion of, martial arts. Simply being tossed out of school 
didn't really cause him any worries, or bother him much.

Of course, there was also the fact that he knew, as sure as he knew 
anything, that the threat to expel him was merely the opening gambit in 
whatever new insanity the palm-tree-nut was planning. And, while that 
knowledge only aggravated his annoyance with the man, there was also a 
part of him that was intrigued. No matter what else you could say about 
the Principal's various schemes they were far and away more interesting 
than sitting in a boring class, listening to a boring teacher, talk 
about a boring subject, and interrupting his valuable nap time.

And, of course, there was the anticipated glee of foiling whatever the 
nut-job was planning. All this flashed through Ranma's mind as the 
Principal droned on about how he had Ranma in the palm of his hand.

It would be easy to simply shrug his shoulders, and say, 'So long,' to 
the jerk as he walked out the door. But he hadn't had anything in 
particular planned for the day.

Ryouga had last been in town two days ago, so he would likely be gone 
for another five or six days.

Ranma thought Mousse was still in China, so there was slim chance of any 
action from that quarter.

A news story on TV the day before, if you read between the lines about 
the mysterious monster sighting, had indicated that Taro was likely in 
China as well.

There was an Idle contest at a nearby water park, which meant pretty 
girls in skimpy swimsuits, and so Happosai was not likely to be around 
today. All in all the prospects for action seemed slim.

Ranma came to a conclusion, and decided to use the Saotome, Brer Rabbit, 
technique.

Ranma's effort suffered somewhat as he was a guy at the time, and he 
always found it hard to pull off this act with a straight face when he 
was not a girl, but he did the best he could.

"Oh, please, don't expel me. Whatever must I do to stay in your 
wonderful school?"


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Kocho Kuno was many things. A total eccentric, yes. A control freak, 
certainly. A serious wacko, absolutely.

Stupid, however, was hardly his main fault. Most of his plans had 
involved a rather wicked -- but sharp -- mind. So, although surprised by 
Ranma's sudden turnaround, he quickly saw through it. He counterattacked 
by showing an unusually serious face.

"Do not mock your Headmaster, Saotome. Dit was painful enough for him a 
decision, to flunk you outta dis school... along with those girls dat 
you had a bad influence upon..."

Perfectly gratuitous dramatic pause for letting that last bit of info 
sink in.

"Yes, it was heart-wrenching for Da Big Kahuna to come to this... Miss 
Kuonji Ukyo and Miss Tendo Akane were good students up to a point... 
they had much better grades than you... but then they started to follow 
your bad example, and challenged da Headmaster's authority, hitting him 
with da big mallet or da big spatula without provocation. They even 
started playing hooky despite little miss Hinako's scolding. Dat so 
sad... they both had such promising future... all ruined because they 
fell for one little punk...."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

The urge to deck Kocho surged in Ranma, along with the urge to fold, 
spindle, and mutilate him. He resisted, with difficulty. No matter how 
disgusting the concept was, the creep did have the ability to do what he 
threatened. Akane would be devastated, and even Ukyou who, in Ranma's 
opinion, had a much healthier attitude toward school than Akane, would 
not be happy. Expulsion would put a black mark on her record.

"You creep, keep them out of it!" Ranma yelled. "This is between you and 
me! Don't you got the guts to fight your own battles without hiding 
behind some girl!?" Even as Ranma said this, he realized it was useless. 
From the first time he'd shown up at the school, the principal had shown 
no reluctance to throw innocents in the path of danger. Ranma well 
remembered Akane, hanging over the stage, her arms spread wide in 
bondage.

Ranma clenched his fists in frustration. "OK," he snarled between 
clenched teeth, "what's the deal? What do I have to do to make this go 
away?"


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Kocho Kuno barely held his grin in check. He had wanted to keep the 
threat about Ranma's fiancées in his sleeves for using later, but 
obviously he had to go that far to be certain that Ranma was serious 
about it. And now he was.

"AHA! Now ya're starting to grasp the gravity of this, Saotome? But 
dat's too late! Nothing can save you or your girls from being thrown out 
from Furinkan High School by now. You all bad keikis had gone too far on 
the bad side of da Big Kahuna. Even if you and Kuonji and Tendo try very 
hard to reform yourselves from dis point, how could da Headmaster know 
for sure dat you're sincere about this? How could he be certain you 
truly wanna be good keikis and won't relapse as soon as you think you 
outta the woods?"

Then, the Hawaiian (coco)nut took a pensive look and rubbed his chin.

"Although... there is dat one thing dat the Big Kahuna really long 
after... one thing he met dis first day he came back in school, and that 
know he miss dearly... and dat only you, Saotome, could bring back. THAT 
could convince da Headmaster dat you want to be a nice and good and 
obedient keiki from now on... but will you do this for your Kocho, 
Saotome?"


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

At, last, they were getting to the meat, Ranma thought. He'd never 
believed for an instant that this was strictly about school, grades, and 
expulsion. Pineapple-head had some new scam up his short sleeves to 
torture Ranma with. Well, that was cool, Ranma could use the excitement, 
not that he'd ever admit it.

"Would you get down to it, Jerk!" Ranma yelled, adding a sarcastic 
"please Principal," at the end. "See, I can be respectful. Now tell me 
what I got to do to keep Akane and Ukyou from getting kicked out of this 
nut house."

Ranma continued, in a much softer tone, muttering under his breath, "Not 
that I can understand why they wouldn't want to be. This place is a 
joke, and you're the biggest joker here."

Realizing that his tone of voice was likely to result in yet another 
long winded talk about respect, Ranma drew a deep breath, and embraced 
the soul of ice. On the road he'd learned that you sometimes had to kiss 
ass if you wanted to eat, mostly from his father.

"Look, I respect you. You got some cool moves, and you keep this place 
from being a total snooze. I'd likely have ditched school long ago if 
not for the challenges you throw at me. You want proof, tell me what you 
want, and I'll prove I'm telling the truth." Ranma paused for a second, 
and then added. "But I ain't kissing up to no picture or statue. You 
want respect for yourself, I'll give you that, but that's it. Take it or 
leave it, just tell me what I can do for you."

As he said that, Ranma was wondering what it was the principal wanted 
that only he could offer. It had to have something to do with martial 
arts he decided. Maybe the nut job had pissed off some heavy hitter, and 
wanted Ranma to be his second, or maybe to be his personal ninja, the 
one he had now was a joke.

Of, course, it could simply be that he wanted Ranma to bow and scrape 
before him in front of the entire school. If that were the case, then 
Ranma would wait for the right moment, and kick his ass into orbit.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"Now that's a good keiki!!" beamed the Principal, grinning from ear to 
ear, his blindingly white teeth in full display, even the wisdom ones.

"I knew I could make you see what's yar best interest, Saotome! There's 
still some hope for even a delinquent like ya under de enlightened 
teaching of da Great Headmaster."

Then, in his typical patronizing tone, he added:

"And no, no, there won't be no need to kiss or bow to statues or 
pictures of da Big Kahuna. No such silliness, you're right, de Big 
Kahuna should earn respect for himself, not some fake even if it 
represents da handsome face of da Big Kahuna."

Moving swiftly to a side of the room, Kocho Kuno pulled on a rope, which 
immediately opened a hidden panel on the wall of the office.

"Now follow me, Saotome."

As the enthusiastic Principal and the wary student walked down the 
secret passageway, the pineapple lover took off his glasses and made a 
forlorn and pensive face.

"Da Big Kahuna is missing much da Great Island..." he simply said as 
they progressed. Some light could be seen at the end of the tunnel, and 
some sound also could be heard coming from here. Were they... seagull 
calls?

"The day da Big Kahuna came back from Hawaii, he met one cute little 
wahine that reminded him much of dis most beautiful place on Earth. That 
was one dutiful daughter who wanted to bring back da First-Prize coconut 
for curing her ailing father... da Big Kahuna was so moved by her story, 
he tried his best to help her..."

Then, he dramatically started to cry into his palm.

"But then... da cute wahine betrayed da Big Kahuna... she only wanted to 
help dose delinquent students... and later... it was even more cruel... 
da Big Kahuna discovered da wahine didn't even exist... she was one of 
those same delinquent under a disguise, that tricked even da 
Headmaster!"

So they arrived in the underground resort of the Principal... which, as 
you could expect it, looked like some tropical island reconstituted 
under the school, with a sandy beach, palm trees, powerful lamps 
imitating the sun, stuffed gulls hanging from the ceiling, and even a 
chore with a large-sized body of water animated by artificial waves. 
Some man-made implements were also there, like a parasol, a lounging 
chair, a tape recorder, a large feathery two-handed fan, and even a 
fridge not far away, no doubt full of iced refreshments.

Turning toward Ranma, the Principal grinned anew, holding a yellow and 
red pareo that was somewhat familiar to Ranma.

"What da Headmaster wants... is for his lil' wahine to come back... to 
fuss over da Big Kahuna like da good girl he remember... while he can 
dream he's back at da Great Island..."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

"What, no way!" Ranma protested. It was one thing to do the girly bit as 
a con, but to do it at the bequest of some other party, when they knew 
what Ranma really was...

"I'm out of here," Ranma said, turning on his heels, and heading toward 
the entrance. Only to come to a stop when he realized that it was no 
longer there. A seamless wall of vegetation met his gaze. Ranma growled, 
and slashed out with his hand to brush aside the concealing bushes. 
Unfortunately, the lush tropical growth needed frequent watering to stay 
healthy, and they were still soaked from the last such watering. Ranma's 
effort to clear a path for himself resulted in a drenching down pouring 
of water. Cold of course.

"Great, just great," the sodden Redhead muttered, pulling off her soaked 
shirt and wringing it out, and incidentally, flashing the principal.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

That was the Principal's trademark demented laugh. Did that little 
upstart really thought he/she could escape Furinkan's big spider trap? 
No, his masterful plan was foolproof.

"What is dat, Saotome? Ya're backing down? What about da martial 
artist's honor? Ya should stay true to your word! Ya promised you'll 
grant da Big Kahuna's request, and now ya're trying to flee with yar 
tail between your legs? Are ya chickening?"

Waving the little piece of cloth like a torero would to excite a bull, 
he added:

"Come on, ya already half the way to get dressed like a true wahine. Ya 
just ditch the pants and put this little number and da Big Kahuna will 
be in heavens!"


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

"I'll put you in heaven, you nut-job," Ranma muttered with her back to 
the principal. Far worse curses filtered silently through her mind. For 
a few seconds, Ranma stood and considered. The shot at her honor did not 
sway her. She'd only promised to go along with his wishes till she could 
find a loophole. He'd brought outsiders, Akane and Ukyou, into a private 
fight. As far as Ranma was concerned, that released her from any 
obligation to live up to her word.

Of, course, the truth was, that while Ranma would have pummeled anyone 
who mentioned it, she had a lot of her father in her, and her ethics, 
especially when female, were very situational. There were certain, 
unmanly things that Ranma would never do as a guy, which she would do in 
an instant as a girl. Lying straight to someone's face was one of those. 
But, then, she had been a guy when she made the promise to the 
principal... but, she was a girl now... Hmmmm. So, she had to keep the 
promise her guy half had made, but she could use her female self to get 
the advantage.

Well, one thing Ranma knew for certain, was that guys were idiots when 
it came to girls, and she was sure the principal was no exception. Heck, 
the very fact that he was so hot for his little wahine proved that. So, 
what she had to do was string him along till he dropped his guard, and 
gave her the chance to fix his little pineapple wagon.

Slumping her shoulders, Ranma gave a sigh of defeat. Hooking her thumbs 
into the waistband of her pants, she slid them down her legs, along with 
her boxers. keeping her legs as straight as possible, Doing so gave the 
principal a real good look at her ass, but by carefully keeping her legs 
together, denying him a sight of anything else. It wasn't that Ranma was 
modest, she simply knew that a tease was more likely to garble a guy's 
mind than a blatant display.

Holding a hand over her shoulder, she said. "Ok, give me the outfit."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Kocho Kuno had the presence of mind to close his mouth before the drool 
started to spill out. Soundly clenching his jaw shut, he threw the 
little pareo toward Ranma, as well as the accessories (flower for the 
hair and knife with a seashell sheath).

Then he turned around, face frozen in large smile, and walked toward the 
chair, a little stiffly though, as if something inside his pants was 
bothering him.

Ditching his Hawaiian shirt, he lounged on the chair, apparently intent 
on sunning himself under the artificial lights.

"Now dat is life like de Big Kahuna imagine it! Now, if my lil' wahine 
brought me some fresh pineapple juice to drink, it'll be perfect."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

"This wahine would be happy to bring the big Kahuna some juice," Ranma 
simpered with a smile. The smile was not because of any love for the 
principal, however. Ranma hadn't missed the stiffness in his walk, or 
the bulge that was even now straining his short. As always, Ranma felt a 
pleasant glow from her power over guys. It was an affirmation that she'd 
have denied ever needing of her attractiveness.

There was no problem finding pineapples, they were scattered all over 
the place. Ranma was careful to poke them with a stick first however, 
she hadn't forgotten the principal's habit of tossing around the 
exploding variety. Satisfied with the reality of the fruit, she selected 
several large specimens.

Ranma strolled toward the principal, a sway in the walk. Next to him was 
a small table with a pitcher and several glasses, as well as a bucket of 
ice. Keeping eye contact with the tanned nut, Ranma casually ripped one 
of the pineapples in half, and used her bare hands to squeeze the 
sundered fruit, dripping juice into the picture, and all over her hands. 
She raised her sticky fingers to her mouth, and slowly sucked each small 
digit clean, thrusting each finger full length into her mouth, and then 
slowly pulling it out. She picked up another pineapple and repeated the 
procedure, right down to the finger licking.

The pitcher now full, Ranma picked it up with both hands, and dumped it 
over the principal's head.

"How's the juice, Kahuna?"

After all, he'd never said he wanted it in a glass.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

The Principal almost has his tongue hanging as he watched Ranma open the 
pineapples and suck on her fingers.

This didn't last, however, when Ranma emptied the pitcher over his head. 
Howling because of the iced liquid, he quickly stood and towered over 
Ranma.

However, his outraged look was soon replaced by his sinister grin. He 
waved a finger in a scolding gesture.

"Da little wahine is very klutzy... should not spill good juice like 
that. Now da Big Kahuna is all cold and sticky. And look, even his pants 
are stained..."

Turning around, and in a gesture rather similar to Ranma's earlier show, 
he pulled down said pants... showing that underneath he was solely 
wearing a...

Leopard-spotted thong. That did nothing to hide his buttocks. Which he 
was practically mooning Ranma with.

Throwing a towel over his shoulder, he said: "Naw da Big Kahuna is gonna 
bath to clean himself. Meanwhile, da little wahine should prepare a 
fresh pina colada for da thirsty headmaster. And this time, in a glass, 
and no more spilling, or da Big Kahuna will be very disappointed..."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma watched the principal head off for his bath with mixed feelings. 
She was pleased with herself over the juice, but annoyed that the nutbar 
had controlled himself so quickly. Alternating chuckles with grumbles, 
Ranma took out her feelings by shredding another pineapple, and filling 
the pitcher again. Having no idea of what a pina colada was, she left it 
at that, and started to think about how she could screw with the 
principal some more.

She'd only been thinking for a few seconds however, when her eyes 
suddenly went wide. A bath, the jerk was going to have a bath. Bath=hot 
water.
"All right," Ranma said in glee. Filling a glass, she had been ordered 
to bring juice after all. Having done that, she stripped off her pareo, 
and followed after the principal, her breasts bouncing up and down as 
she hurried along the barely defined pathway. Soon her target became 
clear as she heard the sound of 'Tiny Bubbles' being sung, badly. With a 
shout of glee, Ranma bounded over a bush, and headed straight for the 
pool of water the Big Kahuna was soaking in.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Unfortunately, Ranma hadn't realized that the Principal had wanted to 
recreate the condition of a tropical island, and a furo or hot springs 
hadn't been in the plan. So, the place where he was 'bathing' was 
actually a very large pool of salt water recreating the sea chore, 
complete with sandy beach and even fair-sized waves created by powerful 
pumps.

And although this water wasn't freezing cold, it wasn't hot either.

Hearing a sudden SPLASH, Kocho Kuno stopped washing himself to turn 
around. He was momentarily stunned to see a grumbling, and most 
importantly NAKED redhead standing in the shallow water nearby. After 
this short moment of surprise, he grinned widely again.

"Now dat's a GREAT idea! Da real islanders always go skinny-dipping! Ya 
getting truly into the role, lil' wahine, da Big Kahuna is proud of you! 
Now let's go fishing together for some seashells that we'll cook over 
the fire..."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma suppressed her annoyance, and plastered a smile on her face. At 
the same time she couldn't help checking out the principal's body. Not 
out of any feminine curiosity, she'd have been quick to say, but as a 
foe. She was surprised to see that, like her father, he possessed a very 
muscular frame, with little of the surplus fat you'd expect from his 
clothed appearance. His stomach showed definition and his... Ranma 
suddenly gulped, and said. "Oh, seashells sound yummy, lets go get 
some."

Ranma was feeling flustered. Both as a he and a she, she'd seen lots of 
naked guys, the sight of the principals equipment shouldn't affects her, 
even if it was jutting out from his middle like a spear aimed straight 
at her.

Diving into the surf, Ranma discovered that there were clusters of large 
oysters scattered on the sandy bottom. Her strange reaction to the 
principal faded as her stomach grumbled. Snatching a pair of oysters 
from the sand, she pushed off from the sandy bottom, and propelled 
herself upward, bursting from the surface like a playful dolphin, 
pegging the oysters in the direction of the shore, she arched her back, 
and completed a back flip that saw her dive once more into the salty 
water.

Ranma, mercurial person that she was, was fully into the pleasure of 
swimming and the prospect of food. An honest smile was on her face as 
she tossed her second catch toward the beach, and by the third, she was 
laughing, her brief trepidation at the Principals manhood forgotten.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

The Principal watched as Ranma started her routine of diving and back-
flipping into the water completely mesmerized. Her shapely rear, bouncy 
breasts, and glistening body dripping from water was giving an 
incredibly erotic display, that she was apparently completely clueless 
about.

The Principal's manic grin, however, had to be replaced by a slightly 
painful expression, his mouth into the shape of a O. Reaching down, he 
struggled a little to remove the leopard-spotted thong. He simply 
couldn't keep wearing it, it was simply too tight to hold his massive 
erection.

Discarding it, he shrugged. Since the lil' wahine had started to make 
this a nudist island, why not. And he hadn't missed the glance she had 
given his body. He smirked at the thought that the girl wasn't 
insensible to the hunky body of the Big Kahuna.

Exchanging his sunglasses with diver goggles and a tuba, he immersed 
behind Ranma-chan. Enjoying the view of her sleek body and kicking legs 
underwater, he had a hard time not smirking again and losing his air 
reserve.

He wondered if he should warn the poor girl about the trapped giant 
oysters on the bottom of the fake coral reef... if one unfortunate diver 
were to slip a hand or feet inside one of them, he'd be caught and keep 
underwater until he'd drown...

Of course, this would give an opportunity for the Big Kahuna to act as a 
timely rescuer for his sweet little wahine... or maybe the reverse, he 
could fake getting caught and call her for help, then have the helpful 
girl give mouth-to-mouth to the poor, half-drowned headmaster....


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma's eyes sprang open, and the two oysters in her hand dropped free 
to float to the sand below. If she hadn't been a dozen feet underwater, 
drool would have been dripping down her chin. The motherload, Ranma 
thought to herself as she stared at the huge mollusk in front of her, 
easily big enough to completely engulf a person.

Eyes gleaming with anticipation, Ranma darted around behind the giant 
oyster, and braced her feet against the sandy bottom while hooking her 
hands under the hinge of the giant oyster. Artificially placed, and with 
no natural anchor, the mollusk had only it's own weight to hold it in 
place, and against the hunger clawing at Ranma's belly, that was no 
defense at all. She heaved, and the oyster came free of it's resting 
place.

Behind the oyster, Ranma didn't see the naked principal coming toward 
her, so she didn't notice his absence when the surprised oyster shut 
it's gapping shell.

The original flood of adrenaline faded, and Ranma was forced to lower 
the oyster back down, but that didn't stop her from dragging it, step by 
step, back to the artificial beach and up past the water line.

In a frenzy, Ranma gathered dried wood, and built a pyre around the 
still closed giant oyster, and lit the wood. Then she sat back and 
waited for the heat to spring open the huge shell so she could dive into 
the delicacy inside.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

When Ranma-chan, instead of simply getting caught by the giant shell, 
swam around it, the principal closed in curiosity. He certainly wasn't 
expecting it to be suddenly lifted from the sandy bottom of the pool, 
and he immediately took the typical Takahshi's-stunned-posture-in-
profile-with-arms-and-legs-at-right-angles. Unable to stop in time to 
avoid the inside of the gaping shell, he collided with the sensitive 
pink-colored cushion, which immediately provoked the closing of the 
shell.

Too obsessed by her hunger, Ranma hadn't noticed either the electrical 
cables that linked the (fake, mechanical) oyster to the bottom, and were 
ripped apart when she hauled it to the chore. Inside, the frantic 
headmaster tried to activate his remote control (hidden in his goggles) 
to order the opening of the conch, but the cutting of the cables had it 
malfunctioning, and it stayed shut.

Fortunately, the shell wasn't entirely hermetic, so when Ranma emerged, 
the water started to flow out of the oyster as she rushed on the beach. 
It was nearly empty when Ranma started preparing the pyre, so the 
principal could breath fresh air.

However, he still couldn't command the giant conch to open, and it was 
starting to get hot in there. Very hot. When a burning smell started to 
reach his nostrils, he understood why, and his eyes bulged out in 
unspeakable terror.

In a desperate effort, fuelled by panic and the acute feeling of being a 
corn seed about to turn into a pop-corn, he pressed with all his 
strength on the reluctant shell. With a mighty push, the strained hinge 
finally gave way.

The giant oyster suddenly cracked open, but to Ranma's disappointment it 
wasn't to reveal the flesh of a tasty mollusk, but instead a naked and 
steamed Kuno Kucho freeing himself with a mighty yell. He wasn't looking 
like Venus either; he was a bit singed on the edge, and his skin had the 
red tinge of a well-cooked lobster. And smelled like it too.

Panting after the fright and effort, the Big Kahuna lowered his gaze at 
Ranma-chan, for once at a loss for words. Then he got back to a more 
regular breathing, and waved a finger while saying in a scolding tone:

"Ya know, lil' wahine... ya shouldn't do that. Giant conches are 
endangered species, ya couldn't eat them like dat... dat's... un-
ecological..."

A bit wobbly on his legs, he stiffly walked to his lounging chair, were 
he let himself crash bonelessly. "Now da Big Kahuna is gonna rest for a 
little while..."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

When the headmaster burst out of the oversized clamshell, Ranma fell 
backward onto the sand. Stunned she lay there as the Principal lectured 
her, and then wobbled off to his beach lounge.

Getting to her knees, she peered into the open shell, a look of intense 
disappointment on her face as she discovered it contained nothing but 
some pink padding that had mimicked the color of an oyster, and which 
was starting to smoke from the heat of the fire. Her stomach grumbled 
loudly.

When Ranma had been on the road, one concern had always been paramount. 
Food was always first. If you came across a source, you didn't say, 
well, it's still an hour till lunch, you grabbed what you could, and ran 
for it. That behavior had become almost instinctual in Ranma. The sight 
of all the bounty on the fake-sea bottom had gotten Ranma's stomach 
anticipating a good meal, and the disappointment had wiped all thought 
of the principal's threat of expulsion for her and the other girls from 
her mind.

A quick check proved that the smaller oysters were also of artificial 
origin. Directing a dirty look toward the par-broiled principal, she 
headed back toward the place she'd left her native girl costume.

Finding the discarded pareo, she wriggled back into it, pulling the 
short bottom down over her hips and firm rear. The knife sheath went 
back on her arm, and as an afterthought, she tucked the flower back into 
her hair. Then she drew the knife, and went hunting.

The pineapples, Ranma discovered, were real, at least some of them, but 
she managed to discard the explosive variety before they did any harm. 
She gulped down several handfuls of the pulp but found the sweet, but 
acidic, fruit a bit much by itself. Some coconut milk and meat was next, 
and Ranma gloated as she discovered some real breadfruit trees with ripe 
fruit. Other tropical treats turned up, and Ranma was soon in that most 
rare of conditions, full and un-hungry.

As always, a full belly left Ranma feeling mellow, and at charity with 
the world. The top of the table beside the lounge chair at the entrance 
made a good tray, and Ranma loaded it with goodies, and added a picture 
of mixed Pineapple juice and coconut milk,

"Oh, big Kahuna," Ranma caroled in a sweet innocent voice a bit later. 
"Your dinner is ready, wakey, wakey, wacky."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

The principal grunted and weakly rose his head. However, the 
paradisiacal sight of the islander girl with a tray of various exotic 
foods quickly revitalized him.

"Da Big Kahuna had died and gone to heaven!"

Sitting up, he picked a fruit with a wide smile, and brought it to his 
mouth... then stopped.

Damn, he was thinking that if he'd be at the Kuno mansion, he would have 
first the food tested by Arumajiro-kun. But here he had no animal to act 
as poison tester. You get some weird habits when living around Kodachi.

After a moment, though, he concluded it was absolutely not Ranma's 
style. Okay, there was the previous incident with the giant oyster, but 
still he doubted the redhead girl really wanted to harm him, at least 
not like that. Nor she had Akane's reputation from home economic 
class...

Shrugging, the principal started to gorge himself. "Dat his very good, 
lil' wahine. Da Big Kahuna is very pleased with you..."

Then, he slapped his forehead, as if suddenly remembering something. 
"OH! But da Big Kahuna had forgot something very important! He was lying 
under the sun like this, with no protection! Tropical sun is very 
strong, now poor me will sure got some sunburn!"

Although the only burns he sported probably came from the short cooking 
time inside the conch, the principal nonetheless picked a bottle of sun 
oil next to his chair.

"Now, if da lil' wahine would be so nice as to anoint da Big Kahuna's 
body. One cannot eat with fingers tasting like sun oil..."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma tried to tell herself that it was no worse than washing someone's 
back in the public baths, but when she poured the oil over the Big 
Kookoo's chest and started to rub it in she found it was way worse.

In a public bath, she'd never had the guy she was scrubbing down facing 
her, in fact she'd never been a girl. So she'd never had breasts for a 
guy to leer at as she lathered slick, shiny, oil all over his front.
Nor had she had been so aware of what the guy was packing between his 
legs, and what effect those breasts were having on him.

Oh, sure, she'd felt Ryouga's cock a few times when she'd teased or 
tricked him, but she'd never actually seen him in that state. And while 
Ranma was fairly ignorant of male/female relationships, she did know 
what went where, and she was feeling incredulous that something like 
what the principal was sporting could fit into what her tentative 
explorations had told her was a very small opening.

Ranma shook her head violently. Not going to think about that, not going 
to think about that, she chanted to herself, and closed her eyes in an 
aid to that while she continued to lather oil onto the principal's 
medium rare body.

Feeling blindly, Ranma worked her way down the chest, across the belly, 
and made a very wide detour around a certain particular area, and 
continued down his legs at last reaching his feet.

"OK, roll over so I can get your back," Ranma choked out.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

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Kuno Kucho hadn't stopped eating the exotic dishes while the redhead was 
anointing his body in sun oil. Licking his fingers, he was tempted to 
mention to Ranma that she was forgetting a spot, but decided against it. 
No need to rush the lil' wahine, especially since his organ had 
recovered the erection that the 'cooking' episode had temporarily 
killed.

Getting up, he threw a large towel over the lounging chair so that it 
was more comfortable, and didn't get greasy from the oil. Lying on his 
front, he waiting for Ranma to continue the agreeable massage.

"Mmmh... da little wahine had the touch of an angel... da Big Kahuna is 
in Paradise on Earth..."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

The change in position put Ranma in a more comfortable position. From a 
very young age, she'd often had to massage kinks and pains out of her 
father's back. Most often after a dispute over unpaid bar bills. Of 
course the rubdowns she learned to give Genma were a bit more vigorous 
than the act of rubbing on suntan lotion called for. Ranma sank her 
small, but very strong fingers into the Big Kahuna's shoulder muscles, 
and began to knead them like bread.

Once again, Ranma noticed how the man's exterior appearance belied a 
muscular build. The muscles under her fingers were solid. Maybe not up 
to Ryouga or Pop's standards she mused, but pretty good for an old guy. 
That realization got her to thinking more positively about him, in a 
martial artist sort of way. Up till now he'd been an annoying jerk, much 
like Kuno, but now she was thinking that with a little help from her, he 
might actually make a worthwhile opponent. Outside of Ryouga, there were 
very few fighters who could really push her, and the others were very 
seldom in the area.

That changed her focus about the current events. Up till now she'd been 
mostly interested in getting things over with as quickly as possible, 
but now she was speculating on how to get the nut-bar worked up enough 
to let loose. She was sure from his physique that he had been holding 
back in their previous encounters.

Past experience, and the Principal's current scheme, directed her 
thoughts along a certain way of achieving this. Among her regular 
sparring partners, horniness seemed to make most guys crazy, except for 
her of course. Some of her best fights with Ryouga were after she'd 
wound him up in disguise, and Kuno and Mousse could almost be adequate 
when they were in full-blown lust.

Besides, it would be good payback on the Principal. In fact, the more 
Ranma thought about it, the more she liked the idea. Using her female 
form in this way had always been fun with Ryouga. She'd just never 
thought of an old fart like the Big Kahuna in that way before. Anyway, 
there was no time like the present.

Ranma changed position so she had to lean over to apply pressure with 
her hands, and this just happened to press her breasts into the small of 
the tanned man's back.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

The principal grinned. Not that it was anything unusual for him, but 
this time he had some good reasons for this. The little wahine seemed to 
get even bolder that he had expected, going so far as pressing her nice 
chest against his back.

Oh yes, no doubt he was excited, but unlike some horny young guys he 
could control himself and bind his time for the right moment. Ranma was 
right in the appraisal of his physique -- he was a top-notch athlete, 
and could easily whip out martial artists like Tatewaki or Akane in a 
fair fight. However, fair fight just wasn't his style. The headmaster 
liked nothing much than to outsmart the opponent and have he or she fall 
in his traps. He knew the value of planning ahead -- hell, he even 
started preparing some of the "school spirit cheer-ups" contests for his 
students three years ago. Using the opponent's weaknesses and having him 
beat and humiliate himself was much more satisfying than physical 
victory.

Barely stifling his maniacal grin, Kocho Kuno complimented Ranma as she 
finished to rub the oil on him. "Dat his good, lil' wahine. Ya done a 
great job making de Big Kahuna slick and shiny."

Taking the bottle of perfumed oil, he lifted himself and turned toward 
the redhead: "Now, dat is your turn. We cannot have dat delicate wahine 
skin get all red from da sun, right?"


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma was nonplussed for a moment. Her past experience had leaded her to 
expect the Principal to come at her with lust in his eyes. While there 
was no hiding the fact that he was interested, very, very interested in 
her, he didn't give any other sign of being out of control with desire 
for her. Truthfully, she was a bit miffed at that, so much so, that she 
for a second, briefly considered letting him rub the sun tan lotion onto 
her body.

That thought was squelched before it could take root and give her 
nightmares later on. Ranma wagged a playful finger at the Big Kahuna, 
"Oh, no, a nice girl like me could never let you do that," Ranma said. 
She then added in a flirtatious way. "We hardly know each other, yet." 
Implicit in the way she spoke was the possibility that maybe, when they 
knew each other better, she'd allow his oily hands on her body.

Ranma reached out in a lazy seeming way, and plucked the oil from the 
Principal's hand before he could blink. Placing some distance between 
them, she poured some sun block into her hand, and rubbed it along her 
right leg, leaving gleaming slick flesh behind.

Teasingly, Ranma lavished attention onto her lower legs, before slowly 
working her way upward, till she reached the hem of her pareo. Looking 
at the principal under lowered eyelashes, she turned slightly sideways, 
and pushed the hem of her dress up, not enough to really show anything, 
but more than enough to show that she wasn't wearing anything under 
them. Again, she lingered on her attention, flashing the lower curve of 
her ass at the principal, before tugging her skirt back down to it's 
previous position.

Ranma moved her lotion application to her upper body, slicking up her 
arms and shoulders, before moving to her upper chest. As she applied the 
lotion, Ranma couldn't help but think of the combat potential of 
sunscreen. If she got herself lathered up like this before a fight with 
Ryouga, he'd never be able to keep a grip on her.

As she mused on this possibility, Ranma stroked her upper breasts with 
her slick hands, and not really thinking about what she was doing, 
pushed her pareo's top down, allowing her large firm breasts to pop into 
view. Her lack of feminine modesty and her distracted thoughts were 
playing her false once again. Using both hands, she rubbed oil into her 
breasts, and blushed slightly at the pleasant feeling her slippery hands 
caused. On a few occasions, she fallen asleep idly fondling her breasts, 
the sensation making her feel mellow and lazy. Under her fingers, her 
nipples hardened, and became firm little nubs, just begging to be 
pinched and suckled on, not that Ranma's imagination stretched to that 
idea.

A familiar, and unwelcome, feeling between her legs broke Ranma out of 
her revere, and back to the present. That feeling usually caused her to 
seek out hot water, but that was not available here. Stifling her 
jangling nerves, she pulled up her pareo, stuffing her breasts back 
under the tight fabric.

Remembering her original purpose in starting all this, Ranma took a peak 
at the principal to see what his reaction was.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

The principal was making a perfect imitation of a statue. You could 
almost believe he had been replaced by one of the many effigies he 
fancied so much. He was stiff, that's for sure, especially the pole 
jutting from his lap.

He undoubtedly was staring, although his sunglasses were hiding how fix 
was his gaze right now. The only hint that he was still alive was the 
little trickle of drool at the corner of his lips.

However, if Ranma was expecting further reaction, she wasn't getting 
any. Not that her seduction technique was bad -- far from it -- but she 
forgot to take in account one little thing. That she usually used her 
seducing and distracting tricks on *teenager* perverts. Over bundles of 
hormones and frustrations like Ryoga, or Mousse (when he was thinking of 
Shampoo), or Hiroshi and Daisuke, it would no doubt be devastating.

But she wasn't used to a middle-aged pervert. One that could bind his 
time, even as excited as he was. One that knew better than to rush, and 
rather waited for the right moment. One, finally, that had prepared his 
scheme well in advance.

You see, it wasn't that important for the principal to be the one 
rubbing the suntan lotion on Ranma-chan's lithe body. Oh, he would have 
liked to do it, no doubt about that. What male wouldn't have taken 
pleasure of roaming his hands over her curves? But that wasn't 
essential.

What was important was to get here covered in the greasy substance, even 
on here own. Because, you see, it wasn't just ordinary sun oil. It was 
also spiked with the essence of some special tropical plants, that could 
act through skin contact. And its effects were those of a potent 
aphrodisiac. Nothing mind-numbing, of course... more like a serious 
remover of inhibitions. It was more efficient on females, making them 
very horny in no time. Its efficiency was lower on males; the Principal 
didn't think he would be much incommoded by his own rubdown -- he was 
already quite hard anyway.

"Mmmh... lil' wahine has forgotten some spots... if she goes skinny-
dipping again, she'll have to be protected from da sun everywhere. Wanna 
da Big Kahuna to rub da spot she can't reach on her back?"


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma was feeling quite warm, and the feel of fabric on her oil slick 
breasts was not really comfortable, so when the principal suggested she 
might like to treat the rest of her body she saw no reason to decline. 
The pareo slipped down her torso, allowing her breasts to once again 
spring into view, her nipples still standing at rigid attention. Ranma 
left it puddled around her waist, and applied a second coat of oil to 
her breasts, not really worried that she'd already done them once, it 
just felt so good to fondle and squeeze them.

"Hmmm, that's nice," she murmured. "Wonder how Akane's would feel." She 
measured her own breasts with her hands, and could not manage to contain 
all of them. She gave a giggle. "Smaller for one thing," she said, with 
a hint of smugness. "Ukyou, she'd be bigger than Akane," Ranma juggled 
her breasts a bit, "but I bet I got her beat. Shampoo now," Ranma 
hesitated, and mauled her own breasts for a while, as her face became 
more flushed. "Shampoo might be just about as big," Ranma finally 
murmured, not willing to concede outright victory to the large breasted 
Amazon.

Reluctantly, Ranma concluded that her breasts were protected enough from 
the non-existent sun, and slipped the pareo down her oiled legs. A large 
handful of oil was applied to her belly and as Ranma slowly rubbed it 
in, one handed, while her other hand couldn't resist making sure her 
breasts were really well coated. As she rubbed her belly in a circular 
motion, excess oil ran down her firm flesh, and soaked into the thick 
mat of hair that guarded the space between her legs. A garden of 
potential delights that had never seen a gardener.

"Ooops," Ranma said, as she felt the oil snake between her legs. "Don't 
want to waste any." Ranma reached down and massaged the oil into her 
pubic area, matting down the hair there, and giving tantalizing glimpses 
of the things it concealed.

"Man, is it getting warmer in here," Ranma said, stroking a forearm over 
her forehead. She ran both hands down her body, collecting oil from her 
body as she went, and then arching her back, she ran both hands over the 
curves of her rock hard glutinous. Ass, for the less sophisticated. 
Ranma's flexibility allowed her to stretch her arms far enough around 
her back, that she could stroke oil over every inch. The stretching 
however thrust her breasts toward the principal like a bounty of the 
most luscious tropical fruit.

Finally finished covering every inch, Ranma idly ran her fingers over 
her body, and glanced at the Principal. The sight of his erection no 
longer made her feel uncomfortable, instead she giggled once again. 
"Looks like I'm not the only one that's risking sunburn," she chortled, 
tossing the almost empty bottle of lotion to the principal. That done 
she went back to making sure her own body was thoroughly covered.

The sight of the principal's erection had reminded her of some things 
however. "I remember the first time I got a boner," she mused. "Stupid 
pop, tried to convince me that it was some awful disease, and that I 
needed to make it go away as quick as I could. He even taught me how to 
loosen the muscles down there so it would go away. Heh," Ranma laughed. 
"The trick was on him though. If you use those exercises in reverse, you 
can make it stay hard no matter once. I once jerked off four times in a 
row, without losing it. Look, I'll show you." Ranma thrust her pelvis 
toward the teacher, and squeezed her internal muscles. "Oops," Ranma 
said, looking down and feeling with her fingers. "Forgot, don't got 
nothing down there to grow. Oh well, guess I could change back to a guy. 
You got any hot water around?" Ranma asked in a distracted voice as her 
fingers continued to explore her vacant groin area.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Kocho Kuno was watering of the mouth as he watched the incredible sex 
show Ranma was giving. To think the girl was barely even doing this on 
purpose... or at least not realizing what could be the consequences of 
what she was doing.

He was a bit uncomfortable when Ranma started to mention her male form, 
and started to search for hot water. Hastily he said:

"Err. NO! Dat is a deserted island, little wahine. Hot water is a big 
no-no around here."

Which was actually the truth. The principal took great care to banish 
every potential source of hot water while preparing the place.

Taking the offered bottle, he pondered a bit before starting to oil the 
spot Ranma had missed previously... rubbing his shaft up and down to 
easy the ache felt there.

"I know what ya're talking about, lil' wahine... but what don't you try 
it as this? It is said that dit it good for girls too when they touch 
themselves... down there."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma smirked, realizing she finally had one up on the principal. That 
mechanical oyster would make a great bath, and knowing that, eased her 
urge to go male right away.

Ranma liked teasing guys. She enjoyed the hell out of getting them hot 
and bothered, and with no way to ease the ache in their balls. A 
psychiatrist, after may expensive sessions, would likely conclude that 
Ranma felt great resentment toward males who did not suffer her curse, 
and this was her subconscious way of getting revenge. Ranma would have 
cared less. Getting guy's tongues hanging out, and their cocks standing 
up, was fun, and that's all she really cared about.

Besides, Kocho's words had got her to thinking. She'd always been 
reluctant to do more than the most perfunctory touching of her girl 
side. For the life of her, she couldn't really think why it had bothered 
her now. This would give her the chance to kill two birds with one 
stone, check out her girl body, and drive the nut-bar, nuts.

Ranma slid her fingers down her slippery belly and parted the thick fur 
between her legs with her forefinger. She felt a shock of sensation as 
her finger slipped between her labia, and encountered moist flesh, she 
moved her finger around, trying to find that spot again, but her 
inexperience cause her search to be frustrated. She couldn't seem to 
keep contact with that magic spot long enough to get anywhere.

As always, frustration caused Ranma to become completely focused on the 
task she was trying to accomplish. She forgot all about her second 
reason for doing this. Sitting down, Ranma crossed her legs, and used 
both hands to pull apart her outer labia, and bent forward to stare at 
the slippery wet pink flesh this revealed. The first thing she noticed, 
no doubt because of recent events, was the resemblance to the interior 
of an oyster. That got her to wondering how it would taste, which got 
her thinking about Akane, and the other girls.

As Ranma focused on the girls, she grew moister, and her fingers began 
to feel even better as they stroked her flesh. She located a tiny hard 
spot at the top of her vagina, and gasped at the intensity of pleasure 
contact with that caused. Her eager fingertips coaxed her clitoris free 
of its protective hood. Ranma bent her flexible body down to take a 
closer look.

"Geez, it's a little teeny tiny dick," Ranma said in amazement. That 
realization put her on familiar ground. She knew how to make a dick 
spurt. She reached down and pinched the little thing between two 
fingers, and the top of her head almost came off.

When Ranma's eyes stopped spinning, she was feeling a whole lot happier 
with her cursed form. "Whoa, that was intense," Ranma said in awe.



Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Kocho Kuno could only agreed with that last statement. Ranma's climax 
had been quite impressive (and funny) as her eyes had for a split-second 
covered all of her flushed face, and steam had come out of her ears.

Now that the redhead was slumped on the beach towel, temporarily dazed, 
the principal had stopped stroking his dick, and left the chair.

He had no intention to bring himself to conclusion with his own hand, 
nor was he about to jump the girl either. Not that he wasn't tempted, 
his libido certainly raging, but several well-thought factors were 
keeping him in check.

First, Ranma would no doubt defend herself. She had been ready for a 
fight all along; he knew it, and kept in mind just how strong and 
efficient that girly martial artist could be. Trying to overpower her 
physically would be a way too risky proposition.

Second, he never had been aiming something as simple as rape. Ranma 
would no doubt be certainly shaken by something like that, but not 
crushed. She'd probably take it like all other abuse thrown at her, and 
would be seriously furious at the principal. Nor to mention he could get 
in really serious trouble if words of it spread... the administration 
may stop turning a blind eye over his antics.

No. What he wanted was for Ranma-chan to be the one agreeing all 
along... Later, she shall remember it as being mainly her choices, or 
her lack of protests, that had brought her into this (even with a little 
help from the drug, which she'd never be aware of anyway). That way, 
Ranma will never have any upper moral ground over the principal. And 
then the Big Kahuna will have won... imposing his power and control over 
the unruly student.

Laying on his side on the towel next to Ranma-chan, their flesh not 
touching but almost, he lazily held his head in his palm, the arm 
supported by the elbow on the ground.

"Whoa... dat was a good show you put up there, lil' wahine. Although ya 
looked a little new at this. A bit too straight to the point, and clumsy 
around the edge. Maybe ya should let someone who know just how to use 
his fingers show you... da correct spots to touch, and da correct pace 
for dis. Then ya'll be as good as any true girl, maybe better..."

For once the Big Kahuna hadn't mentioned himself in his sentence, but he 
was nonetheless flexing the fingers of his arms above Ranma, showing off 
their flexibility.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

The principal's honeyed words for the most part were wasted on Ranma, 
who was in a state bordering on comatose. She'd had very vague ideas 
about what a female orgasm would be like, based on her experience as a 
boy. Frankly, she hadn't seen how a girl could possibly feel as good as 
a guy did. Boy, had she been wrong. Not only had the climax been every 
bit as powerful as any she'd ever had as a boy, but it had gone on and 
on, and when it had finally tapered off she hadn't been wrung out like a 
wet towel, but felt like she could just keep right on going.

It wasn't bad, being a girl, Ranma thought to herself.

Despite her blissed out condition, Ranma was fully aware when the 
principal lay down beside her. Ranma emulated the cats she feared so 
much, going from lazy stillness, to hair triggered, ready to claw your 
face off stillness. To the unobservant eye, there was no difference. 
Genma would have been quietly, and hastily sneaking out of the room.

When Ranma registered what the principal was getting at, she was pissed. 
That jerk, did he really think Ranma would be so addicted to girl-type 
sex after just one try, that she'd let him con her into being his play-
toy.

Ranma's inhibitions might have been tranquilized by the drug in the 
sunscreen, but that only affected things that Ranma was inhibited about. 
Such as... how far Ranma would go in teasing a guy. Exploring his female 
body, masturbating while female. These were all things Ranma either 
liked, or had been too hung up about to try.

Never, had Ranma ever given the least consideration to having sex with 
the Big Kahuna. So, of course, she had no inhibitions about it for the 
drug to relax.

The drug did have some effect in the situation, however. Normally, Ranma 
would have kicked the principal into orbit for such a suggestion. 
Instead of doing that, however, Ranma's love of cock teasing, escalated 
by the sunscreen, came to the fore.

Ranma rolled out from under the principal's flexing fingers, swinging 
one leg out, and then the other, being sure to give him a good view of 
what he no doubt was lusting after.

"You mean it can be better," Ranma asked, her eyes wide with practiced 
innocence. "All I have to do is find someone who is skilled?" Ranma 
pretended to think about it, letting her eyes wander over Kocho's body 
as she did so.

"Shampoo is always glomping me, she sure doesn't act very shy. Maybe she 
has experience?" Ranma shook her head. "Naah, She told Akane she wasn't 
interested in my girl side."

"But, then, Shampoo called Akane a pervert girl. Maybe girls can spot 
stuff like that. Maybe Akane really is interested in my girl-side... 
Naah, She's so hung up, I bet she hasn't even played with herself." As 
if to add emphasis to this point, Ranma slid her right hand down her 
belly, and idly began twirling her pubic hair with her limber fingers.

"Ukyou? Well, she sure acts like a guy some times, and she spent all 
that time pretending to be one. There sure are a lot of girls who stare 
at her a lot. Maybe she took this being a guy thing a lot farther than I 
know." Ranma's left hand lifted up and began fondling her right breast.

"But, Ukyou's a pretend boy, what about a real guy? Like Ryouga?" Ranma 
gave a snort of laughter. Yea, right, if he ever had a chance, he'd have 
bled to death."

"Kuno sure acts like he knows what he's doing. But he's the same way 
with martial arts." Ranma lowered her head, while lifting her right 
breast, and licked her nipple idly, as if thinking it over. "He's likely 
as much a loser at feeling a girl as he is at fighting."

"Mouse? Hmmm, Now Mouse, he's almost blind you know. They say blind guys 
have real good sense of feeling. I bet he'd be great. Of course, if he 
knew it was me, he'd stick a knife in me. But..." Ranma's fingers 
stopped twirling her pussy fur, and slipped down low enough that she 
could hook a forefinger into her wet folds. "Oooh, that sure does feel 
good," Ranma moaned. "Anyway, if I were to put on a wig, and didn't talk 
very much, I bet I could make Mousse think I'm Shampoo. The way he feels 
about her, he'd really rock my boat, and I bet he could go all night. 
And the best part of it, would be he'd never know it was me."

Ranma nodded her head as if coming to a conclusion. "That's it then. 
Mousse it is. Thanks for the suggestion. I'll come back tomorrow, or the 
next day, or, Heck, if Mousse is really good, next week, and we can go 
back to playing native."

Ranma gave a negligent wave with the hand that had just been rubbing her 
sex, and sent a waft of her scent toward Kocho as she turned to leave. 
Silently sending a wish to the heavens that the principal would forget 
that she had no idea of how to get out of here. With any luck, he'd 
hurry to get between her and the exit, and show Ranma where it was.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

The Big Kahuna's grin had frozen, and his face started to fell, as 
Ranma-chan considered most girls or guys she knew... but never seemed to 
consider him anytime.

Now he was getting pretty worked up. However, he wasn't upset enough to 
forget that Ranma ignored where the exit could be (and even if she found 
it, it was securely locked and only him had the code).

"WHAT!" growled the headmaster in English. "How could ya think of any of 
those losers!? Ya should know it: NO young guy is even worth a try! All 
they knew is to squish-squash breasts, trail warm flesh with cold hands, 
and stick a finger where they shouldn't!" he explained heatedly, 
mimicking the action with exaggerated gesture, while making the drooling 
face of a hormone-driven teenager.

"No virgin wahine in her right mind should ever consider doing de 
horizontal mambo with a clueless guy. What's matter is EXPERIENCE! Men 
that have tested de waters and know what they're doing! Young guys just 
don't give a shit if da girl is enjoying herself; all they think about 
is to stick their meat into da girlfriend! Da real men, on the other 
hand, know they have to give lots of pleasure first for da wahine to be 
happy! They know just the right spots, they know ta use their tongue, 
they know how ta kiss and finger and make da hole well oiled for da big 
joining!"


Re: [Furinkan Hentai] Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. TIger

Ranma experienced two emotions from the Principal's rant. The first was 
pleasure that she'd gotten a rise out of him, but the second was a 
degree of uncertainty. As a martial artist, Ranma knew that with greater 
age, came greater skill, if possibly a decline in pure ability. Goodness 
knows, she'd had her ass handed to her often enough by wrinkled old 
farts on her training journey.

Was the principal right? Ranma was inclined to discount him, given his 
past record, but part of her was not so sure. Oh, she was sure he was a 
jerk, and only out to get what he wanted, which was between her legs. 
But, did that make him wrong?

Thanks to the lotion coating her body, and the drug in it, which was 
slowly seeping into her pores, Ranma had lost a lot of her indecision on 
certain matters. One such matter was about Akane. Ranma had lusted after 
the violent tomboy for a long time, but had never gotten up the nerve to 
move on that lust. Such was no longer the case. Ranma was planning on 
jumping Akane's bones the instant she saw her. That part gave Ranma no 
problem, but her ego threw up another. What if she was no good at this 
sex stuff?

Ranma had to admit that in regards to her, the principal was right. All 
Ranma had really thought about was sticking her dick into Akane. She'd 
just assumed everything would follow from there.

Still, Ranma's stubbornness would not let her simply surrender. If she 
agreed to the letting the principal 'teach' her it would be the same as 
if the she'd simply given up without a fight.

"The only way he's getting any of me is if he takes it," Ranma said, 
voicing her determination out loud. Then, unaware that she revealed her 
thoughts, she turned to the big Kahuna and said, "I guess I'll just have 
to find someone with that experience you talk about, Pineapple-head."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Kocho Kuno blinked, surprised by Ranma's outburst. Then his surprised 
face gave way to a feral grin. That girl sure was stubborn, but she just 
revealed her thoughts.

"What was that, lil' wahine?" he asked mockingly. He completely 
dismissed her following tease, entirely focusing on her slip.

"What should da Headmaster conclude from this? Is da lil' wahine... 
afraid?"

Putting his arms behind his back, he wiggled his hips, his jutting out 
sex shaking up and forth like a living snake.

"Is da li'l wahine fearing da Big Kahuna's big thingie? Does she want to 
find other boys because she's... chickening out before one real man? Is 
she not feeling... WOMAN enough to take it?"

He threw his arms out, palms upward, shrugging. "Maybe dat's what she 
want da Big Kahuna to force on her... because li'l wahine is not 
courageous enough to make da first move..."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

"I ain't afraid on nothing, and especially not you, or your thing!" 
Ranma retorted. "And I ain't no woman," she added, pushing her chest out 
toward the principal, giving a lie to her words, at least in the purely 
physical sense.

"You want to forget all this playing around, and face me for real, let 
me know. All you do is talk, talk, talk. It'll take more than talk to 
put Ranma Saotome on his back."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"Da Big Kahuna guess it is true..." he said in a seemingly sad tone.

"Then, da Big Kahuna will just have to..." he started, turning away with 
shoulder slumped, as if abandoning.

"... punish da naughty wahine for being such a cock-tease!" he suddenly 
yelled, pulling out a pineapple from Hammerspace and firing it in a 
weight-thrower spin.

It wasn't one of the purely exploding kind, however... when it hit the 
sand between the two, not very close from Ranma actually, it burst out 
in a white smoke.

"We'll start out by a spanking, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Flying out of the sight-impairing smoke, twirling flower necklaces were 
aiming at the pigtailed girl.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

"You got to be kidding me," Ranma sneered, "you think a lame attack like 
that can get me?" She swept her arms out to either side, each hand 
flicking out to brush the leis aside.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Ranma was right in her assumption: the principal could be skilled enough 
to untangle an unwary opponent in the leis like bolas, but not a martial 
artist of the Saotome class. So it meant it must be a diversion... or 
hiding another trick.

And she realized it at the sight of some of the flowers intertwined in 
the necklaces, which simply didn't fit either the color scheme or the 
tropical flavor...

Black roses.

Unfortunately, simply brushing them aside was enough to had them burst 
into a small cloud of paralyzing gas.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

"Nooooooooooooooo," Ranma cried out in a fading wail, as the paralyzing 
pollen stiffened her limbs, and froze her vocal cords.

'How could I have been so stupid?' Ranma's thoughts continued the 
original protest. 'I know he's Kodachi's dad. Hell, he's likely the 
reason she's so nutso.'

Ranma had been in an attack mode when the pollen had hit her, heading 
toward Kocho. With her limbs unresponsive. There was nothing she could 
do to prevent herself from continuing her trajectory.

Ranma, while bedeviled by perverts, did not usually think of the sexual 
consequences of fighting guys, while a girl. But, her recent 
conversation with the principal, and the drug in the sunscreen, had her 
mind firmly focused on that aspect of her current situation.

While she could not move them, her eyes filled with the sight of the 
principal's fully erect dick.

"No way, something like that can't fit," Ranma's mind protested. Deep 
down, however, the voice of her father repeating something that had 
almost been a mantra on their training trip: "Don't bet on it boy. This 
is what happens when you get careless. Maybe hurting like hell for a few 
days will make your remember better next time."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Kocho Kuno hadn't fully expected the attack to be successful, and was 
ready for a lengthy fight, ready to pull out plenty of other tricks. But 
when seeing Ranma-chan stumbling toward him, almost completely paralyzed 
by the dust, he wasn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if it 
was the first time he tried the trapped leis, she must have been a bit 
overconfident to fall for it so fast!

Extending his arms, he received the falling Ranma-chan before she hit 
the ground. Then he laughed harder than ever before in his life.

"BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! ME hope my little Kotchi won't be 
mad at da Big Kahuna for borrowing a few of her flowers! But no, she'll 
forgive her Daddy, she's one sweet li'l wahine..."

Carrying Ranma-chan, the grinning maniac, strode with great leaps toward 
the beach towels. He knew the drug could stun a bull for hours, but 
Kodachi had been using it a few times on Ranma already; who knew if she 
hadn't started building a resistance. So he wasn't going to waste any 
time.

Having Ranma lay on her back, he kneeled next to her. Towering above her 
body, his face and tanned body were in the shadow from the bright lamps 
above, but his teeth were still clearly visible in his widely grinning 
mouth.

"And here's another sweet li'l wahine... now, now, what did she say to 
da Big Kahuna just then? 'He'll have to beat me to take it!' ... now, 
li'l girlie, that sound like a bet. And since da Big Kahuna have beaten 
ya fair and square, that mean ya're all MINE!!"

But then he made a cutesy round mouth and waved a finger; he added in a 
soothing tone: "But you don't have to worry. Da Big Kahuna is no 
brute... Da big Kahuna will be gentle with virgin li'l wahine, and make 
sure she'll enjoy herself as well!"


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma cursed herself for overconfidence, but she wasn't giving up yet.
She wasn't the same person that had fallen for Kodachi's flowers before.
She'd come a long way in the art since then, and had trained herself 
well.
She was no longer purely dependent on mere muscles.

Ranma was not able to closer her eyes, so, she could not blind herself 
to the grinning, lecherous, face of Kocho Kuno as he carried her toward 
the beach towels, but she focused past that. Concentrating with 
everything she had, Ranma called up the soul of ice.

Icy fingers ran down her spine, and spread out through the net of her 
nerves as her chi cooled her body. The vegetative drug that was blocking 
those nerve impulses from reaching her muscles slowly lost effectiveness 
as the wave of cold flooded it.

A finger twitched on her right hand, and Ranma would have cried out with 
joy if her emotions had not been as frozen as her body was becoming.

Suddenly, the icy shield Ranma was constructing ran into a bonfire as 
her chi reached her skin, and encountered the other drug in her system, 
the one that was in the sun-tan lotion, and which had been affecting 
Ranma all this time. Unlike the pollen from the roses, this drug was not 
slowed and rendered weak by Ranma's heart-of-ice. Instead it fought back 
inside Ranma's mind, acting on that part of Ranma that didn't want to 
lose the new confidence she had gained.

An image of Akane, naked, beckoning toward Ranma, inviting her to sample 
the charms Akane had to offer appeared. Ranma tried to ignore the image, 
to maintain the focus she needed to maintain the soul-of-ice, but then 
Shampoo joined Akane, also naked. The two girls smiled at Ranma, and 
their eyes sent heat racing along Ranma's nerves, warming the chill she 
was trying to maintain.

Ranma's breasts became warm and heavy on her chest; every breath she 
took caused her to be aware of them rising and falling. The junction 
between her legs itched, and a warm ache filled Ranma's belly.

Shampoo and Akane had turned their attention toward each other, and had 
moved into a scene from one of Hiroshi's and Daisuke's mangas. Akane lay 
on her back, her breasts bouncing as Shampoo held Akane's right leg up, 
and scissored her own legs between Akane's, rubbing their middles 
together. Fire flared through Ranma, washing aside her feeble efforts to 
maintain the soul-of-ice in the face of such a sight.

But it was not only the soul-of-ice that was affected by the scene 
playing in Ranma's mind. As Shampoo and Akane moved into an intense 
sixty-nine session, the pollen infecting Ranma's bloodstream withered. 
The soul-of-ice had slowed its effect, but the fire racing through Ranma 
now, burned it to cinders, and just like that, Ranma was free of the 
paralyzing effect of the pollen.

All this had taken a short time in the real world, and Ranma was just 
settling down on the beach towel when motion returned to her.

*WHAM* Ranma's fist planted itself in Kucho's leering face. The 
principal's arms spread wide, his fingers in the warding position, as he 
rocketed upward. "Not so quick, nutcase," Ranma panted, as she rose to 
her feet, her knees shaking with the strain.

Despite Ranma's words of defiance, she was in trouble. The effort of 
freeing herself, and the conflicting waves of ice and heat that had 
flooded her body, had left her weak and trembling. But, even worse, 
Ranma's cunt flamed with unfocused desire. She needed something, badly, 
but Ranma's confused sexuality was unable to focus on just what it was 
it wanted.

Shampoo and Akane's images continued to play in her mind. Akane was now 
kneeling behind Shampoo, a strap on dildo sliding in and out of the 
Amazon's wet sex. The pair were suddenly joined by a nude Ukyou, her 
breasts jouncing like a scene from Baywatch as she ran in slow motion 
toward Ranma, as did the huge dick, that jutted from her middle.

Ranma recoiled from that image, and mentally shoved it away, but Ukyou's 
figure was replaced by that of Mousse and Ryouga, as nude as the girls. 
The boys lay on a soft mattress, heads propped on hands, so their bodies 
were twisted toward Ranma. Two heavy dicks lay half-erect across the two 
boy's thighs. With their free hands, they invited Ranma to join them. 
Shampoo, Akane, and Ukyou appeared to the side of the two boys, and they 
too beckoned toward Ranma, Ranma's attention moved from one set of 
figures to the other, and then back.

The inner conflict going on inside Ranma left her nearly as paralyzed as 
Kodachi's pollen. Blind to the outside world, Ranma stood obliviously in 
the middle of Kocho's fake beach, as her conflicted mind and desires 
fought an internal battle of preference.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

If they had been outside, Ranma's powerful punch would have propelled 
the Principal at an high altitude -- maybe not Low Earth Orbit, but at 
least within the first layer of clouds -- were the wind would have him 
drifting a bit away before falling back to the hard ground.

His son Tatewaki made such a flight around once or twice a week.

However, since they were inside an artificial cave, Kocho Kuno met the 
ceiling in his way -- not gently -- and commented the impact simply by 
saying:

"Ouch!"

Not 'itai', but 'ouch', in English, with a passable accent, unknowingly 
quoting Wile E. Coyote in the only intelligible utterance of the whole 
'Road Runner' series (unlike the few episodes with Bugs Bunny when he's 
actually a talking Toon)... but I'm getting sidetracked here.

The Headmaster from Hell didn't stay stuck to the ceiling very long, 
starting his descent exactly at the vertical of the launching point.

If Ranma-chan hadn't been so distracted by her erotic daydreaming, she 
would have easily sidestepped him... but as it was, she simply received 
the falling Kuno dead-on, flattened by his (not negligible) weight on 
the towel, the crushed sand underneath molded into the shape of her 
body.

This had, of course, the unwanted consequence of putting two naked 
bodies, one male, one female, into very close contact with each other. 
Warm flesh, slick and oiled from the lotion, shared their heat, pressing 
together some naughty parts that shouldn't -- at least from Ranma's 
viewpoint.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

The impact of the principal's body had knocked Ranma a little loopy, and 
she lay under his body, her eyes twirling for a few moments. Even when 
she returned to the land of the aware, she was still a bit out of it. 
But no matter how out of it Ranma was, she couldn't help but be aware of 
the massive weight pressing her into the sand.

"Damn it Pop, move, you've rolled over in your sleep again," Ranma 
mumbled. She pushed against the body on her with her hands, trying to 
shift it, but was still recovering from her bout with the paralyzing 
pollen.

Ranma's eyes suddenly widened when she realized that it was not her 
father lying on top of her, and that was not a secret scroll pressed 
into her belly. "What the hell! Get off me you pervert!" Ranma cried 
out. She brought her legs into play as well as her arms in an effort to 
shove the comatose body off. Bending her legs, she placed her feet 
against the principal's muscular thighs, and pushed. The only result was 
that Ranma's feet slipped on the greasy flesh, and thrust high into the 
air, rendering her middle vulnerable.

Ranma squawked in shock as the principal's dick shifted, and the solid 
shaft slid along her pussy lips. "Ahhhh, get away, get away," Ranma 
cried out, bucking and tossing her body as best she was able, given how 
deeply she was imbedded in the sand. Again, the only result was to rock 
the principal back and forth atop her, and now Ranma became aware of his 
oil-covered chest mashing her oil-covered breasts, and his crinkly chest 
hair irritating her nipples. Ranma was becoming quite flushed. Both from 
exertion, and her body's reaction to the close proximity of a sexually 
aroused male.

"I've got to get him off before he wakes up," Ranma groaned to herself. 
As if in answer, the principal let out a groan of his own, and Ranma 
felt his body shift on its own.

"Oh, shit," Ranma said.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"Ooooooh... you got number of truck that hit da Big Kahuna?" he asked, 
shaking his head.

Then, the Kuno patriarch realized exactly what position he was in. He 
blinked twice; Ranma-chan could see this because his sunglasses 
(slightly cracked) were on his forehead and not on his nose. However, 
said glasses fell back in place without any visible move on his part, as 
if simply called by his reawakening grin.

"My, my... why da li'l wahine has to be so in a hurry?" he triumphantly 
said, raising himself a bit but immediately locking Ranma's arms on the 
sides under his own, strong hands.

"Tsk, tsk... dat is youngsters these day... they no know how to wait... 
they want the big thing now and not later..."

While lecturing, however, the perverted principal was making his lower 
body rock and roll... rubbing further his very erect member against 
Ranma's groin. He wasn't really in a position to penetrate her, but he 
could certainly make his shaft slide to and fro against the damp, virgin 
pussy lips. Ranma could even feel his pubic hair tickling her mons as 
well as some little nub of flesh that was darn too sensitive.

The fall had brought the organ between the redhead's thighs, not between 
their pressed tummies, so the principal could keep their bodies tightly 
pressed while moving. This not only reduced the risk she could escape, 
but also allowed the principal to grind his muscular chest against 
Ranma's beautiful breasts, trapping her nipples.

"Dat's the problem with da impatient girls of nowadays... they forget da 
niceties of foreplay... da pleasure of seduction... da building of 
desire..."

Ranma's only relief was that, since he was much taller than her, he 
couldn't truly kiss her; even by bending the neck he would only reach 
her forehead. But he certainly could peer at her face underneath him and 
see her reactions.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma's eyes widened in shock as she felt the principal's body moving on 
top of her own, and more importantly, moving between her legs. Ranma had 
no experience with being penetrated, and as a result, jumped to an 
understandable conclusion given what she was feeling.

"Ahhhh, get it out, get it out," Ranma cried, wriggling her body 
frantically. "Stop fucking me, I'm a guy, not a girl, you can't fuck me, 
you can't!" All her usual cockiness had fled Ranma. In her mind, this 
was the ultimate expression of the male female difference. Boys fucked 
girls, girls got fucked. She was a boy, she was supposed to be the 
fucker. If she was being fucked..."No, I'm not a girl, I'm not a girl," 
Ranma cried out.

But, no matter how one part of her mind might deny it, another part of 
her mind said, it's too late. You've been fucked. You're a girl now. The 
part of Ranma's mind that was still in denial switched positions 
suddenly. OK, if I'm a girl, I'm not a wimpy, flower sniffing, frilly 
dressing, giggling airhead. I'm a kick ass, take no prisoner, girl. "You 
bastard, I'm going to kick your ass from here to the moon!" Ranma 
snarled up into the smirking face of the principal.

Her angry expression shifted, and the principal moved his hips, and drew 
his long cock between the lips of her outer labia, and over her erect 
clitoris. Ranma had always been an adrenaline junky, and the current 
situation, struggling with a sexually aroused man, her arms pinned, her 
body held down, was causing never before felt sensations to race through 
her body.

Fighting had always excited Ranma, this type of fighting was no 
different, but the type of excitement was very different. Her twat 
lubricated profusely, her honey seeping out between her legs and soaking 
the principal's cock as it shuttled back and forth across the opening to 
her sex. The extra lubrication only intensified the sensation Ranma was 
feeling, as it allowed a more positive contact between their flesh.

It snuck up on Ranma. One minute, she was fighting with all her might, 
and the next, her body froze jerking spasmodically as her first female 
orgasm shuddered through her form. Her eyes widened, the pupils dilating 
wide, and the twisting of her hips changed. Instead of trying to move 
away from the principal, they hunched upward toward him.

Ranma's eyes rolled back in her head. The overwhelming feeling blew her 
mind, and in her already stressed condition, she was a prime candidate 
for Le Petite Mort. With one last shudder, Ranma went limp under the 
principal.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"What the... ?.?"

Now, Kocho Kuno had certainly not expected that. Okay, it was common for 
teen boys to be fast shooters... but he'd never heard of a girl being 
similarly precocious. Okay, Ranma was both boy and girl, but still...

"Now, li'l whaine, you're really an impatient one... you could not even 
wait for da Big Kahuna to stick his banana and break da watermelon..."

Of course, having the spunky redhead gone limp underneath him was not 
something he'll let go to waste. He honestly had thought he would never 
manage to nail her, and that she would fight nail and tooth to the end. 
It must partly due to the aphrodisiac drug. Well he certainly hadn't got 
any relief on his own, and with Ranma-chan's relentless teasing he 
desperately needed some.

"Note that me is not complaining. Now, da wahine's little clam is all 
open and juicy, ready for da Big Kahuna's assegai. Da li'l wahine is so 
lucky to have her first time with da MAN that know how to bring great 
pleasure to da woman, and is well-hung to boot."

Now moving his hands, and giving a quick squeeze to her breasts in 
passing, he grabbed his manly tool and positioned it at Ranma-chan's 
entrance. He would have liked not to hurry, but who know how long the 
redhead would stay out of it after this climax. It had looked quite 
intense despite the lack of penetration; probably because of Ranma's 
inexperience. Still, the principal knew for a fact she could recover 
fast.

As he surmised, the virgin pussy was very well lubricated, but also very 
tight. Ranma's previous assessment of the headmaster's shaft had been 
right; he was certainly on the upper scale where size was concerned. 
Simply pushing the bulbous tip between the drenched outer lips was 
spreading them wider than the pigtailed boy/girl would have thought 
possible.

Still, Kocho Kuno couldn't have dreamed better condition than just after 
an orgasm to relieve Ranma of her virginity. Thanks to the abundant 
female juices, the head slipped past the vagina without much ceremony, 
and the shaft started stretching the inner folds.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma had made a virgin mistake in thinking the exterior friction of the 
principal's cock on her pussy had been penetration. But, when Kocho 
started to thrust into her well lubricated cunt for real, the truth hit 
her like an electrical shock, jolting her out of her semi-conscious 
state like a red-hot poker, which incidentally, was what she thought 
Kocho was shoving up her a very big, poker.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh," Ranma cried out. Her hands, free of Kucho's grip, 
flashed upwards, and pressed against the Big Kahuna slippery chest. 
Ranma, her strength slightly restored, and boosted by adrenaline, pushed 
with all her might. The principal's shaft, which had been a fraction of 
an inch away from popping Ranma's cherry, instead made a loud popping 
sound as it was abruptly pulled out of her wide stretched pussy.

Ranma followed the principal's trajectory with her eyes, which were 
spitting fire. As far as she was concerned, the jerk had turned her into 
a girl for real by sticking his thing into her. There was no way she 
could be a real guy now. Well, she'd just have to return the favor. Her 
right hand lifted up, and extracted her knife from her sheath on her 
left arm. Without stopping to examine weapon, Ranma set off in the 
direction Kocho had been going when she'd lost sight of him in the 
trees.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"Ouch!"

Yes, that's not very original, but that's what repeated the principal as 
he was hanging upside down from a few vines that stopped his fall. He 
was still a bit out of it from the initial shock against the trees, eyes 
twirling in their orbits.

So, he had no reaction when Ranma came into view of him, eyes blazing 
with fire and knife in hand. Unaware of the threat on his manhood, he 
just grinned stupidly as the redhead was coming closer...

Fortunately for him, one of the more exotic species he had introduced in 
this little artificial paradise saved him. Intent on her target, Ranma 
hadn't paid attention to the weird flower with large, fleshy leafs 
flattened on the ground like a big starfish. However, when she stepped 
on the center, the giant mantrap plant immediately closed around the 
surprised wahine, entrapping her in a vegetal prison.

The carnivorous plant also started immediately to coil several green 
tendrils around her naked body... reaching into place that no respectful 
vegetable should ever touch.

"Wha..." mumbled the principal, his eyes de-glazing. Pushing his 
sunglasses up (or rather down, considering he was still upside down), he 
made a surprised face.

Shaking his head, he said: "Me never could understand da youths these 
days... what is with dat tentacle fetish of yours? Why would da cute 
li'l wahine want to loose her virginity to some dumb fake, like a 
cucumber, when she had da Big Kahuna ready to service her much better? 
Dat puzzle da Headmaster to no end..."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma had quick reflexes, that went without saying. She might not have 
been able to prevent herself from being engulfed in the man-eating 
plant, but she was more than quick enough to bring her knife bearing 
hand down to crotch level before she was enveloped, and motion became 
impossible. Or almost.

Ranma felt objects slithering up and around her legs. She'd seen enough 
hentai dojin and Anime at Hiroshi's place to know what was going on. She 
twisted her wrist, and managed to maneuver the blade of the knife 
between her legs, blunt side against her flesh, sharp side down, and 
ready to repel boarders.

The tentacles reaching between her legs, encountered that sharp edge, 
and drew back as it sliced into the tip of the soft vegetation. That did 
nothing to prevent the ones that were slithering up her belly from 
reaching her breasts, and wrapping around them.

Ranma let out a groan as her tender breasts, mauled more in the past 
hour, than in the past two months, were compressed. The tentacles, 
having wrapped Ranma's tits up tightly, revealed another talent. Their 
tips expanded, revealing an opening in the end of each one, and opening 
that latched on to each of Ranma's nipples. Ranma's groan of discomfort 
became a cry of surprise when she felt strong suction pumping on her 
sensitive little nubs.

Her troubles did not end there. The plant, not able to get through 
Ranma's sharp edged chastity belt with its soft probing tentacles, and 
sent in the big guns. A hard woody central stamen, that was nearly four 
inches thick, though it came to a fairly narrow point. Ranma's legs were 
shoved aside as this pushed straight up toward her middle. Ranma gasped, 
and braced her hand as best she could.

The stamen pushed into Ranma's knife with considerable force, and while 
the sharp edge did cut into the stamen, the hard reproductive organ was 
only lightly damaged on its exterior, and continued to push, shoving the 
blunt edge of the knife up hard in between Ranma's legs, drawing a grunt 
of discomfort from her as it shoved into her tender flesh.

Rebuffed, the stamen withdrew a few inches, and then thrust up again. 
It's dim vegetative intelligence knew there was fertile ground above it, 
and just as a daisy will split a boulder, it was determined to get by 
this object in its path. It shoved upward again, hard, drawing another 
grunt from Ranma as the knife-edge was again shoved upward into her 
tender folds. This time, Ranma's thumb, which was across the back of the 
knife, was shoved into her clitoris, causing a spike of pleasure to 
accompany the discomfort. The stab of pleasure moved up her spine, and 
joined with the flood of sensation that was coming from her breasts.

"Damn you!" Ranma cursed. "I ain't beat yet." Gambling with her only 
protection, Ranma thrust her hand backward, moving the hilt of her knife 
in her hand till the base was against her palm. She grunted as the large 
stamen pushed into the underside of her hand, almost causing her to drop 
the knife, but she hung on barely, and pressed backward with her 
fingers, driving the tip of the knife into the side of the fleshy petal 
that was pressed against her back. The knife punched through the petal, 
and the tip emerged into the open air.

Ranma, taking advantage of the stamen pulling back down for another run 
at her groin, clenched her legs as tightly together as she could, 
trapping it between her muscular thighs. When the stamen pushed upward, 
Ranma rose with it, and when she rose, the knife, which was also 
clutched between her legs, rose as well, cutting a six-inch gash in the 
fleshy petal. A gash that lined up with Ranma's backside when she was 
lowered down again.

"Now I got you," Ranma said, thrusting her backside, back, with all her 
might, forcing the cut in the petal wider. "hah, Ranma shouted in 
exultation as she felt air wash over her ass. Bushing against the front 
of the flower with all her might, Ranma shoved herself back again, this 
time her ass came clear of the flower down to her thighs and the small 
of her back. Because of the size of the rip, this folded Ranma almost in 
half, and compromised her leverage, but she knew it was only a matter of 
time till she wriggled free of the plant, and kicked the principal's 
ass.

Ranma let out a moan. If only those stupid tentacles would stop sucking 
and squeezing her breasts.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Kuno Kucho had enough of being upside-down, the blood rushing to his 
head. Although many would ponder if it could really affect his brain, 
considering how sick he usually was... but that's beside the point.

Freeing himself of the vines that entangled him, with the exception of 
one, he started dangling from his hanging point, passing above the man-
trap plant and yelling:

"OOOOOOOOOOOYOYOYOYOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Of course, at the end of his swing it was more an impersonation of 
George of the Jungle than anybody else, slamming face-first into a tree. 
Falling flat on his back on the moist ground, his face was stuck in a 
stupid, toothy grin as he watched the cute SD wahines hula-dancing 
around his head.

Then his gaze, after a lengthy blurry, doubling and rolling special 
effect applied to it, finally focused. And guess on what his eyes had 
fallen? Yes, one shapely pair of pinkish buttocks exiting from a hole in 
the large fleshy petal of the plant. Although he was looking at Ranma's 
ass upside-down again, he recognized it for what it was promptly.

"Now dat is a sight to behold!" he commented.

Getting back on his feet, the principal stepped close to the offered 
derrière.

"Da Big Kahuna didn't know this plant produced dat sort of fruit... but 
now it look quite appetizing! AHAHAHAH!"

Laughing like a madman (no surprise here), he stroked the unprotected 
butt with the palm of his meaty hand.

"Da li'l wahine had made da good choice... da Big Kahuna's rod is a lot 
more fitted to do this dat one bland stem from a dumb plant. Da man know 
how to move better and make da girlie feel much pleasure..."

Now something was stroking Ranma's snatch, but it wasn't a hand any 
more... it was elongated and with a bulbous end.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

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Ranma flinched as she felt her butt being petted. She had a pretty good 
idea who was doing it too. She opened her mouth to yell some invectives, 
and found herself with a mouthful of plant as the mutated flower took 
advantage of this opening to send another of its tentacles in search of 
fertile ground. "Mmmmffffff," was all that emerged from Ranma's mouth.

Sweat rolled down Ranma's forehead. She was pinned by her position, 
tentacles were squeezing her breasts, and sucking her nipples, and 
another tentacle was playing tonsil hockey in her mouth. As hard as she 
tried, she could not shift her butt away from the object probing between 
her thighs.

Ranma had only one hope. Her legs were bent forward, and her thighs were 
pressed tightly together, both by the plant, and Ranma's own efforts. 
With any luck, the principal would find himself facing too tight an 
opening to fuck her again.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

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After a bit of probing the terrain with both fingers and dick, Kuno 
Kucho had came to the same evident conclusion:
"Oh puh... da li'l wahine is very, very tight there... no way for da Big 
Kahuna to put his ten inches inside..."

Although Ranma couldn't see this, the principal decided to try it with 
further lubrication. Gathering the white sap that oozed from the wounded 
plant around Ranma's backside (he knew enough about the plant to be 
positive it wasn't toxic), he rubbed it against his penis.

Then, his greasy fingers also started coating in sap Ranma's hard-to-
reach vagina, slipping inside... but also another, much more readily 
accessible hole. His thumb running in circles around the puckered hole 
of her anus, and finally pushing inside to make sure the natural 
lubricant was everywhere.

"Now da Big Kahuna is in quandary... dat is a hard decision to take..." 
he said, loud enough to be certain Ranma could hear.
"If da li'l wahine doesn't loosen up her cute twat, then da Big Kahuna 
will have no choice..." he trailed off, rubbing his slick cock 
alternatively against her sex and her ass.
"Yes, da Big Kahuna will take li'l wahine second virginity... inside da 
hole where da tropical sun never shine... "


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma's mouth was currently full of plant tentacle, or she would have 
made her opinion very clear on what she thought of ass-holes who put 
their fingers were they shouldn't.

But no matter how much she might protest in her mind, there was no 
escaping her body's reaction to the principal's manipulation. An aching 
need, accompanied by a feeling of wet heat began to suffuse her groin, 
this added to the almost painful stimulation her breasts were receiving 
was almost enough to make Ranma unaware of certain basic bodily 
functions that were starting to make themselves known, especially after 
the Big Kahuna lit the fuse by sticking a finger up her butt.

Ranma heard the principal clearly, but even if she'd been able to talk, 
it was doubtful she'd have made any answer, she was too busy trying to 
control the results of eating over four pounds of very moisture heavy 
tropical fruit on a mostly empty belly.

Ranma's stomach let out a growl that would have done credit to a lion. 
She clenched her ass as tightly as she could, trying to keep the demands 
of nature in check, but the lubrication the principal had smeared inside 
her worked against her.

It was true Ranma had no feminine modesty. Hanging around with her ass 
sticking out like this didn't bother her, but doing what she was trying 
very hard not to do in company was another matter entirely. She was sure 
if she let old faithful go, the principal would spread the story all 
over town and she'd never live it down.

Ranma tried to yell around the tentacle gagging her mouth. Forgetting 
pride, she was prepared to promise anything for a moment's privacy. 
Alas, such was not to be. Despite all of Ranma's effort, a small gas 
ball was forced out her tightly clenched rear, a warning of the Vesuvius 
that was about to erupt, unless spectators took heed of the warning 
rumble, there were likely to be casualties.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

The principal's mad grin fell pretty fast when the nefarious smell 
reached his nostrils.

"Urk!"

Clutching his nose, he frantically backpedaled away from Ranma and the 
plant, until his back met the bark of a palm tree.

"DAT IS NOT FAIR!" he yelled with a whiny voice (because he was still 
pinching his nose closed.

"DA LI'L WAHINE IS FIGHTING DIRTY! AND USING GAS WEAPON IS VERY MUCH 
UNWORTHY OF A MARTIAL ARTIST!!!"


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Inside the plant, Ranma heard the principal's shout. She would have 
smirked if her mouth had not been otherwise occupied, but as it was, the 
results of her intestinal discomfort was a real moral booster.

It could be pretty well bet on that this is the first time those two 
things had ever been put together.

Up till now, Ranma's reaction to the tentacle in her mouth was to try 
and get as far away from it as she could by opening her mouth as wide as 
possible, and trying to keep her tongue away from the awful thing. 
Boosted by her victory over the principal, Ranma's confidence rose, and 
she took a more offensive approach to her assaulter. Her teeth snapped 
shut on the rubbery tentacle, and jaw muscles that could chew dried 
rawhide for dinner made short work of the foul thing. The severed end 
whipped back and forth, and sprayed fluid all over Ranma's face. But she 
didn't care, She spat out the other end, and focused on the hand that 
wasn't between her legs.

An energy ball appeared in the palm of that hand, created by Ranma's 
confidence. The ball of energy flared, and the petal closest to it began 
to smolder. The entire plant shuddered with a primal fear of fire, and 
opened wide, spitting Ranma forth like a watermelon seed. Ranma flew 
over the forest cover, just missing the roof, and landed with a splash 
in the mock ocean.

The water was still for a second, and then it churned into froth as 
Ranma dashed out, and headed for the nearest bush. A few seconds later, 
Ranma emerged, a look of great relief on her face, which changed to one 
of determination.

"Ok, that crazy pervert has gone too far. I'm going to kick his ass, and 
get the hell out of here. No way is not getting expelled worth this. Not 
even for Akane and Ukyou. Even Akane would agree with that." An evil 
look appeared in Ranma's eyes. "In fact... I think I'll make sure to 
tell her what that jerk was up too. By the time she gets done with him, 
he won't be in any condition to expel anyone." Whistling, Ranma set out 
into the bush.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Ranma was expecting anything coming from the wily principal. An ambush 
with some blunt weapon... a new trap cleverly disguised inside the 
vegetation... another wicked plan to have his way with her....

She certainly wasn't expecting to find him, back on the 'beach', laying 
on the lounging chair, back inside his clothes, and playing the ukulele 
as if nothing as happened.

"Aaaah... da Big Kahuna's life is so sad..." he commented, apparently to 
no one in particular, but Ranma could bet he noticed her approach.

"All da Big Kahuna had tried to do, was to initiate dis li'l wahine to 
life... make her a woman... and how did he get rewarded for that...?"

He stopped strumming on the musical instrument and rubbed an eye under 
his sunglasses, as if whipping a tear.

"He got rejection. Insults. Contempt. Bad juju... AH! No, da Big Kahuna 
isn't going to cry! Da Big Kahuna is strong, he can survive being 
rejected..." he whimpered.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

"Wham!" Ranma planted her fist straight down on the Principal's head, 
flattening his palm tree, and driving his butt down through the lounge 
chair. "Give me a break," Ranma said in a disgusted voice.
"No one would buy this. What sort of idiot do you take me for?" She 
twisted her fist, which was still planted on his head to drive home her 
point.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

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"Ouch..." commented the mistreated principal.

"Dat is so true...." he mumbled, stream of tears flowing from under his 
sunglasses (though crying-in-command was a trick Ranma had seen her 
father use quite often).

"People are so mean... they could distort and transform da truth if they 
ever heard of it..."

His palm tree was still down, mostly from Ranma's blow, but it gave him 
a sad and dejected air.

"Some will even pretend da Big Kahuna forced himself on da li'l 
wahine... so mean-thinking, I tell you..."

He sobbed a bit more, for the effect, and continued:

"Hopefully, most will understand what really happened... dat zis li'l 
wahine just begged da Big Kahuna to make her a woman... dat her body 
language just screamed 'Take me now!' Dat she even gone as far as to 
make da strip-tease and showing off her goods to da Headmaster until his 
will cracked!

"What's a Big Kahuna to do? Da Headmaster is just a man like every 
other! How could he refuse so cute a li'l wahine who was just throwing 
herself at him? How could he have resisted? No, da Big Kahuna is not da 
one to blame...

"But then, when it gat to the doing of the deed, da li'l wahine freaked 
out. Dat is not surprising, da poor virgin got scared at the last 
minute. Da Big Kahuna can understand dat in his big heart..."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

"You sack of shit!" Ranma yelled. "Thanks to you I ain't a virgin no 
more!"
Ranma was still firmly convinced that the principal had done the deed 
after falling on her.

Tear's started to roll down Ranma's face. "Now I can't ever be a guy 
again! Only girls get fucked by guys." Silently, in her own head, Ranma 
added, only girls enjoy it when they get fucked by guys. That was her 
secret shame, and no one would ever no it.

Ranma longed with all her heart to smash the principal into a bloody 
pulp for what he'd done to her and her dreams for the future. But, even 
after all that had happened, she couldn't bring herself to attack a man 
who had let all his defenses down, who was just sitting there making a 
target of himself. It had always been a problem with her. She'd even 
helped a helpless Happosai when he'd been withered and pathetic.

Ranma took a deep breath. She had the means to goad any man into an 
attack. This body at least was good for that. But the Principal had 
shown a resistance to her usual flirting and cock teasing; she'd have to 
offer him something more tempting.

"I ain't going to tell anyone what happened down here. This was a fight 
between,' Ranma hesitated, hating to give the freak the title, "between 
martial artists." But if that was hard, the next part was going to be 
even harder.

"Anything goes martial arts means just that. We train for the real 
world, and in the real world, if some guy beats a girl..." Ranma trailed 
off her mind hunting for a way to put it. Inspiration struck. "It's like 
the Amazon's. If a guy beats one of them, they got to..." Ranma shut up. 
No way in hell, under no circumstances, for no reason she'd kill herself 
first. She thought, and modified. "fuck her, but only if he's man enough 
to beat her." She nodded satisfied with that. After all, what did it 
matter? He'd already fucked her once. What could he do that was worse 
than that, and it wasn't likely that he'd be able to really beat her. 
She'd already sprung his traps, and no way was he a match for her in a 
fair fight.

"So, 'Little' Kahuna, are you man enough to try for this?" Ranma asked 
putting her hands under her breasts, and bobbling them slightly. "Or, 
how about this?" she asked, running a hand down her belly to her pubic 
hair. "Wouldn't you love to take your clippers and give me a trim? 
Course, I'll understand if you don't want to try. Ain't no crime in 
knowing when you don't got what it takes to win a fight, even if it's 
with a little girl who only weighs half as much as you do."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

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The Principal glared at Ranma with a mighty frown. His whole face showed 
disapproval, maybe even anger, and somehow it didn't look fake this 
time.

"WHAT? Da li'l wahine is still trying to tempt da Headmaster with her 
goods? Da li'l wahine hadn't had enough of one bad experience, she still 
want to beckon one honest school administrator into molesting a student?

"Well, da Headmaster won't have it! Once getting beating up and insulted 
by one little frigid virgin is enough for da Big Kahuna! Me won't try to 
break that cherry again, even if da li'l wahine begs me for it! Da Big 
Kahuna has his pride!"

Settling back in the chair, he crossed his arms stubbornly. Still, the 
lecturing didn't stop.

"And Me tell you... dat 'Beat me up' and 'Rape me' fetish is very 
unhealthy for one young lady. Just because she's too afraid to get on 
her back by herself and open legs on her own, no wahine should taunt a 
man into doing dat to her. Even as much as she lust for da big meat, 
this is a big no-no..."


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

> "WHAT? Da li'l wahine is still trying to tempt da Headmaster with her
> goods? Da li'l wahine hadn't had enough of one bad experience, she
> still want to beckon one honest school administrator into molesting a
> student?

Ranma matched the principal angry glare for angry glare. Who the heck 
was he calling honest? And it wasn't her that had come up with this 
whole scam, whose only purpose was for him to get his jollies off on her 
girl side.

> Well, da Headmaster won't have it! Once getting beating up and
> insulted by one little frigid virgin is enough for da Big Kahuna! Me
> won't try to break that cherry again, even if da li'l wahine begs me
> for it! Da Big Kahuna has his pride!"

"As if," Ranma said in derision, "I wouldn't beg you for a drink of 
water if I'd been in the dessert for ninety days."

The principal ignored Ranma.

> Settling back in the chair, he crossed his arms stubbornly. Still,
> the lecturing didn't stop.
>
> "And Me tell you... dat 'Beat me up' and 'Rape me' fetish is very
> unhealthy for one young lady. Just because she's too afraid to get on
> her back by herself and open legs on her own, no wahine should taunt
> a man into doing dat to her. Even as much as she lust for da big
> meat, this is a big no-no..."

Ranma was steamed. The jerk couldn't seem to get it through his head 
that she wanted nothing to do with him.

"You jerk, what you mean is that you ain't got the guts to try and take 
it. You don't like it when I fight back. You didn't have any problem all 
those times you thought I was helpless. I didn't hear no talk about you 
not taking advantage. When I was out on the ground, and you were on top 
of me, you didn't have any problem sticking it in. And when I was 
trapped in that plant, you'd have stuck it up my ass if I hadn't already 
been full, and ready to bust back there!"

Ranma sat down on the ground with her legs crossed, exposing herself 
fully to the principal, though for once she wasn't trying. She crossed 
her arms over her chest, and pressed her breasts together, again, for 
once without intent. She glared at the principal.

"I can wait a lot longer than you jerk. You ain't even as good as your 
son. He may be a pervert, but at least he doesn't whine and quit when 
the girl kicks his ass. If you wanted some girl to just hand it to you, 
you should have gone downtown and hired yourself one. That's the only 
way a freak like you would ever get a girl to do it with you, paying 
her, or blackmailing her. Well, I don't give a fuck about school, and 
Akane and Ukyou would clobber me, if I gave it up to you, just so they 
could stay in this nut house."

Ranma fell silent. She settled herself, and it was clear from her 
posture that she wasn't going to move.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

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"Da li'l wahine should not compare da Big Kahuna to Tachi..." retorted 
the principal.

"Da boy is a hot-head, who doesn't know his place or how to respect his 
elder. Da Big Kahuna tried very hard to raise him as good keiki, but he 
was too stubborn to follow wise and thoughtful advices..."

He leaned forward and smiled at Ranma, a tooth reflecting a ray of 
light, almost blinding her.

"Da Big Kahuna know why da li'l wahine would prefer to do it with Tachi. 
Ya think a young lover is better, right? How mistaken you are. Young 
know nothing about making da woman feel good. Da experienced lover is 
muuuuuch better."

Settling back in the chair, still grinning widely, he added: "And da 
li'l wahine is wrong to think da Big Kahuna can't get a girl. Da 
Headmaster already popped cherry of plenty of Furinkan's cute students. 
And they come back asking for more, since da Big Kahuna is such a great 
lover!"


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

> "Da li'l wahine should not compare da Big Kahuna to Tachi..."
> retorted the principal.
>
> "Da boy is a hot-head, who doesn't know his place or how to respect
> his elder. Da Big Kahuna tried very hard to raise him as good keiki,
> but he was too stubborn to follow wise and thoughtful advices..."

Internally, Ranma snorted in derision. While there was nothing wrong 
about the principal's statement, placing himself in the position as the 
dispenser of wise advice was a joke. She kept her lips sealed, however; 
she wouldn't give him the satisfaction.

> He leaned forward and smiled at Ranma, a tooth reflecting a ray of
> light, almost blinding her.
>
> "Da Big Kahuna know why da li'l wahine would prefer to do it with
> Tachi. Ya think a young lover is better, right? How mistaken you are.
> Young know nothing about making da woman feel good. Da experienced
> lover is muuuuuch better."

Ranma bit her tongue. As if she'd ever think such a perverted thought. 
Her and a guy, no way. Yet even as Ranma denied the concept, her mind, 
affected by the inhibition altering affect of the suntan lotion was 
contradicting her. There had been a few times, when she'd got up close 
and personal with Ryouga, that she'd felt 'things'. Ryouga projected 
such an aura of pure physical masculinity at times. And of course, there 
were the times when she'd been so up close to him, that she'd felt his 
cock harden against her body. At the time, she'd laughed it off as a big 
joke on Ryouga, reacting that way to another guy. She'd never admitted 
to herself that the knowledge she'd caused such a thing had stirred 
things up in her belly. If she'd been in the habit of wearing panties, 
they'd have been quite wet as a result. As it was, Ranma had ended up 
with sticky thighs.

And of course, who could forget those nightmares with Kuno. No denying 
she'd thought about him then. Too bad he never shut up, the newly 
liberated part of her brain mused. He wasn't bad looking.

Normally, such a thought would have caused Ranma to slam his head 
against the nearest hard object. Now, it just gave her a tinge of regret 
that Kuno was such an asshole. Still, she couldn't help but wonder. She 
had a pretty good idea about how Ryouga was hung, from seeing him in the 
furo, and from feeling him through her clothes, and she'd seen the 
principal's whang way closer than she liked. He was bigger than Ryouga. 
She wondered if Kuno was as big. Did size make any difference? In 
Hiroshi and Daisuke's manga, the girls were always getting it on with 
guys with giant whangers. Was big better for the girl?

> Settling back in the chair, still grinning widely, he added: "And da
> li'l wahine is wrong to think da Big Kahuna can't get a girl. Da
> Headmaster already popped cherry of plenty of Furinkan's cute
> students. And they come back asking for more, since da Big Kahuna is
> such a great lover!"

The big Kahuna's words snapped Ranma out of her reverie, and her basic 
insecurity, and the lotion, caused her to consider something that 
normally would never have occurred to her. Akane? Ukyou?

"Who!?" Ranma blurted out, before she could stop herself. Her face 
twisted up in a jealous glower.


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

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"Tsk, tsk, tsk..." scolded the principal, shaking his finger.

"Dat is... a secret!"

While Ranma was recovering from her facefault, the principal's brows 
perked, as a small warning light was blinking on the side of sunglasses.

"Mmmh... now what is dat? It seems we have... visitors!"


Re: Da Big Kahuna is waiting for you!

T.H. Tiger

Ranma's danger sense was a rather hit and miss thing. He usually missed 
noticing Akane was angry, till after she hit him, but at the principal's 
words, a tense feeling suddenly came over her.

Somehow, Ranma knew who at least one of those visitors was. The stupid 
tomboy, Ranma had everything under control, and now she had to come in 
and screw things up. The worry that caused Ranma's angry thoughts also 
brought her to her feet, straining as hard as she could to detect where 
the violent gorilla was.

Ranma listened, trying to hear the sound of splintering wood, Akane's 
telltale signature when she was mad. Ranma kept one eye on the 
principal, and the other looking for any smoke or explosions. Just in 
case Akane decided to cook. Ranma planted her feet firmly on the ground, 
feeling for any vibration that might detect Akane's stomping.

"Come on, Tomboy," Ranma muttered, twisting her head right and left. 
"Where are you?"


[TO BE CONTINUED IN THREAD 3]