CREAM LEMON STUDIO - 16: thread 3

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Compilation by St Fan


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Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Shampoo, Nabiki)

Byooki Desu

One might think that Babo was happy to be pulled of from the pit, one 
might be correct but not because he was in any pain. Akogis weren't 
normal people, in fact they weren't people at all.
---
... Okay, okay sorry, so they might be people even if other races 
wouldn't agree on it, but they aren't human. Human see, human do. Akogi 
see, Akogi makes money! ... o_O
Anyway, the fire did nothing more than cover Babo's body in sooth. Babo 
had been hit By a lightning bolt made by Dark Schneider...
Babo had compared an incinerator with a sauna... No Babo hadn't been 
hurt at all by the fire... he had however been humiliated and angry to 
be hung on a stick and all tied up when so many easy women were around. 
He had been hurt by the fact that he was missing a golden opportunity to 
make money so yes... if you look at it that way, Babo had been in 
serious pain.
Ranma had come to the rescue! Babo had been overjoyed.
The strange ointment had indeed affected Ranma in strange ways and had 
heightened the martial artist's libido. But what Babo never had 
considered was the fact that while he had been rolling around with the 
petite redhead, that same stuff had been smeared unto his body too. The 
ointment was created to work on humans, to override all their 
inhibitions and Taboos while heightening their desire and lust. Be it 
for ice cream or sex, it didn't matter as long as there was a craving 
involved.
But Babo never had been human, so the magical product had latched onto 
the only human parts of him that it could find: his greed and his 
extremely strange sexual desire, and his recently self-acquired curse. 
Safe to say, Babo was one messed up potato.

"Ahaha Precious! You have come back for me!" the Akogi exclaimed as he 
squirmed out of his ropes and practically latched onto the male Ranma.
Revenge on Happosai would have to wait, his Precious had come back!


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Shampoo, Nabiki, DS)

jayce_steele

Ranma bonked Babo over the head, then started to stomp on him, her, 
it... He wasn't exactly a happy boy, or girl for that matter. "You're 
worse than the old man! Now tell me what the hell you did to me!" he 
yelled out.


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Babo)

Byooki Desu

Babo, having received much worse beatings before, both by enraged women, 
sleazy soldiers as well as one extremely pissed of Mian Torris, actually 
didn't find Ranma's stomping on him that uncomfortable.

"Oh, no don't hurt Babo, Precious... Babo will help you, Precious... 
just tell Babo and Babo will take care of all Precious's problems!" tThe 
Akogi told the pigtailed boy while hugging onto the leg he had stomped 
him with.

Growing more and more strange by the minute, the true horror of the 
ointment had started to reveal itself. Babo, in his money-grubbing state 
of mind, was no longer able to distinguish between material wealth and 
people. As such since his increased libido and strange lust and love for 
the redhead had been so widely stretched, he no longer had any problem 
with showing such affection to the redhead's male side either. Alas... 
he was humping Ranma-kun's leg ..

-__-;;


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (attn EVERYBODY!)

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Happosai looked around, frowning. Not everybody was present, but at 
least there were enough people to make some preliminary shots, as to 
find the marks and check if the light was good.

Now that night was falling and the last remnant of reddish sky was 
disappearing over the sea, the tiny director ordered the to turn on the 
big spotlights.

"Okay!" he shouted in his megaphone. "Could everybody take its place 
around the bonfire? We're not filming yet, but we need you to make the 
last adjustments to the lightning or the make-ups! For latecomers, it's 
now or never to get yourself ready!"


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Babo)

jayce_steele

Ranma-kun's eyebrow twitched a bit, as he reached down and picked up 
Mr. Potato Head. "Yo, Old Man. Did you want this thing roasted or deep 
fried?" he asked Happy, then glared at Babo. "Whatever you put on me 
before better wear off, or else..." Ranma said, as his free fist just 
happened to shatter a boulder that was near them.


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Babo)

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

"You can dispose of this little creep in any way you want, Ranma, but do 
it out of the set! We have a movie to shoot here! And stop destroying 
the décor!" grumbled the un-Happy Director.


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Babo)

jayce_steele

Ranma, who just couldn't control his feeling right about now just glared 
at the dirty old man. "Bite me you old geezer." he said, and started to 
walk off, heading back towards the Kitty Cafe to find a kitchen knife.


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Babo)

Byooki Desu

Being pulled along by Ranma, Babo in the strange state he was had no 
idea that Ranma intended to make chips or small fries out of him, but 
was just happy to get away from the set. Going to a more private place 
would be just the thing and then when he was alone with his precious he 
stroke her and pat her and...
Grinning up at Ranma the Akogi coughed into his hand as to get the boy's 
attention.

"Now, now, Precious... You put that on and you put on the panties and 
the dress and the swimsuit as well! I have it all on tape if you want to 
refresh your memory??"


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Babo)

jayce_steele

Unfortunaly, they weren't exactly alone, with the whole damn studio on 
the beach. Picking up a knife, Ranma glared daggers at the potatoman, 
and narrowed his eyes. "I don't care for a trip down memory lane damnit! 
I want it cured!" he yelled out, driving the knife into the wood.


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Shampoo, Nabiki, DS)

Byooki Desu

The wizard, usually being the first to voice his appreciation of the 
female anatomy, for once did not look at the women, his eyes glued on 
the small man sitting and giving ridiculous orders.
Hitting the flat of his hand with his fist his face took on a satisfied 
look.

"I knew I recognized you from somewhere.. you are him.. that Umpa-
Lumpa!"


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Babo)

Byooki Desu

Babo just chuckled.

"Precious the only cure is cold water... lots of it!"

He lied, hoping to get Ranma female again, while he no longer seemed to 
have any trouble with humping even the male Ranma it did seem that his 
Precious did see it as a problem. And that knife had an evil glint to it 
as well.


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Babo)

jayce_steele

"You think I'm that stupid?" Ranma said, and moved the knife closer. 
"Frankly, I don't think I'd fall for that again. So... Better think of 
something rather quick." He said, holding Babo down to a cutting table.


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Babo)

Byooki Desu

Babo swallowed tears starting to stream out of his eyes.

"No, Precious, master not stupid. I only live to serve Precious... Babo 
will help you yes... Babo loves his Precious... so nice and cuddly, so 
beautiful and warm."

That knife didn't only have an evil glint to it... it looked downright 
sharp. But so was his Precious... so sharp so beautiful ^_^


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Babo)

jayce_steele

Ranma narrowed his eyes. "And say I do decide to go through with this... 
what's in it for me?" He asked.


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene! (Ranma, Babo)

Byooki Desu

Tilting his head to the side, Babo gave Ranma a kawaii look, his eyes 
big as saucers.

"Babo will give precious a nice popsicle... yes he will, yes he will, 
and then Precious can live happily ever after."


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene (YO, EVERYBODY!)

Byooki Desu

Dark Schneider's boot met Happi's head, burying him in the sand. He 
never had liked Umpa Lumpa's anyway.

Taking the megaphone that Happi had been using just seconds ago he spoke 
into it, his voice booming as it carried over the beach.

"There has been a change of plans... New Scene, New Director. Now if 
every young woman would gather around me I will give you what you really 
want."


Re: Let's Shoot the Big Scene (YO, EVERYBODY!)

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

One would believe that Happy would get mad from the mistreatment and the 
act of piracy Dark Schneider just attempted on the honorable porn movie 
director.

Then, one would make a big understatement.

Happosai was beyond mad. Not so much at being pounded in the ground, he 
was rather used to that. But that anybody believed he could hijack HIS 
movie... HIS masterpiece... HIS life-work... that was unforgivable.

If the women had to cater around someone, it would be him, in awe of his 
genius, and nobody else.

Note, on the other hand, that in some part of his mind Happosai was also 
elated... he just found the perfect punching bag for all the 
frustrations he endured around that moron Ataru. Now, it was stress-
relief time!

So, as DS was standing over the small body of the Greatest Evil in Japan 
(tm), one pretty big power-aura was building, and could be felt by 
anybody sensitive enough. This didn't give the egotistical Wizard a 
sufficient warning to get cover, though.

Suddenly, a huge pillar of blue chi erupted from the ground, battering 
Dark Schneider and propelling him pretty high, then toward the sea in an 
arc, leaving a black-smoking trail. Standing in the newly formed crater, 
Happy smiled evilly.

"NOBODY DARE STOPPING THE SCENE! ATARU AND ALL OF YOU, CONTINUE SHOOTING 
WHILE I'M KICKING SOME BASTARD'S BUTT. THERE WILL BE SOME FIREWORKS, BUT 
THAT'LL FIT PERFECTLY IN THE SCRIPT!"

And so, holding a Happodaikarin in each hand, Happy jumped in pursuit of 
his opponent. His only concern was to take the fight far enough of the 
set for it not to be disturbed... as for the rest... as you can guess 
it, it's ANYTHING GOES!


Return of the bastard Wizard - (Dark, Happi)

Byooki Desu

Happosai was an old guy, Happosai was an ancient master... Dark 
Schneider was older. Flying through the air, and not thanks to one of 
his own spells, Dark Schneider was hurled towards the ground as gravity 
finally kicked in and mother nature decided to pay him back for 
slighting her with a vengeance. Luckily, his landing was soft as he 
ended up crashing into a piece of jagged cliff that was sticking up out 
of the sand for some reason.
His back almost breaking in two, blood gushed out of his mouth in a 
fountain like way as the stone cracked beneath him.
Now, Happosai might have been evil but the question was -- was he evil 
enough? Would Happosai actually ever kill somebody?
Blood poured out of his mouth, as if Happosai had accidentally found a 
hidden tap somewhere on the wizard biggest leech in history, or at least 
the oldest one. He looked at Happosai with happy interest as the 
diminutive martial artist approached him with a speed born from anger 
and denied lust for women.

"Well, well, well, you seem like and awfully evil little man... would be 
a shame to kill you.."

He mumbled his mouth already starting to form the words before he had 
even finished his last sentence.

"In-cho ko gara…"

Pointing his right hand towards Happosai he smirked as he finished the 
last of the spell.

"GRAVIS!!"

A powerful force manipulation spell which was designed to push the 
intended target or object away from the spellcaster... it wasn't as 
deadly as some of the other that the wizard possessed knowledge of, yet 
it was far from harmless. Tired as he was from the fall and not really 
wanting to kill Happosai, the blast was much weaker than it could have 
been, yet even as weak as it was the power of the blast was frightening.

Sand blew into a sandstorm and the ground erupted under their feet as 
the very air around them a hundred feet in all direction was affected 
and pushing towards the incoming Happi.


Re: Return of the Bastard! wizard - (Dark Schneider, Happosai)

St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block

Happy was rushing toward Dark Schneider with a lit Happodaikarin in both 
hands when the spell struck. He intended to 'soften the meat' of the 
jerk with both firecrackers to teach him a little lesson about bothering 
an artist during the creation of a masterpiece.

The powerful repulsion force, however, took him by surprise. He could 
eventually have resisted it by anchoring hi ki to the Earth if he had 
preparation, but this time it wasn't the case. And if the ancient master 
ever had a disadvantage during a fight, it was that he's a lightweight.

Flown away, he was glad they were far enough from the set for it to not 
be disturbed by the blast. The only hint of the fight they would got was 
the two bombs that were blown high in the sky before exploding in 
beautiful corollas of light and colors. From the party around the 
bonfire, it would look just like some nice fireworks.

Landing on his feet, Happy drew two long furrows in the wet sand of the 
beach before he finally stopped. Shaking a bit, the old pervert looked 
up and... started cackling! If there was one thing the ancient martial 
art master liked as much as lingerie and porn, it was a good fight! And 
it's been a long time since he met a worthy opponent.

"AH AH AH! Not bad, m'boy, but it'll take more than that to fell old 
Happy! Now let's see what wood you're carved from!"

The sand bursting behind him and leaving a large cloud, he rocketed 
toward Dark Schneider, surrounded by a fiery blue aura, ready for 
anything the Wizard could dish at him.


Re: Return of the Bastard! wizard - (Dark Schneider, Happosai)

jayce_steele

Ranma, who was watching the fight, grabbed the potato off the fire. 
"Grab a camera! Quick! We can make money off this!" He said, sounding 
like Nabiki for a moment.


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