CREAM LEMON STUDIO - 3: start > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/creamlemonstudio Compilation by St Fan [CONTINUED FROM ALL THREADS] More trouble for the movie FlyingSquirl From in side the studio the sound of loud screeching tires could be heard over the confusion of everthing going on for a second, followed by a loud slam of a car door. If anyone was outside they would have just seen a white limo, with a large black rose on it just screech to a halt, and a young black haired girl getting out. She makes her way to the studio, dressed in a long black dress, once again with black roses on it, and black shoes. Underneith she is wearing a leotard. She walks down the hall looking in the various rooms as she goes by them. Looking in one she saw that girl who insisted on using the name of HER Ranma posing in a towel but decided not to deal with that just now, another she saw a shoot of some girl tied down, not really recognizing anyone there she moves on, she then passes a room with that infernal Nabiki, the reason she was here seeing how Nabiki tricked her brother into 'lending' her the money, but she would take care of her later too since she looked busy. Finally she comes to a room with Happosai sitting in a directors chair, and Mouse filming two people she hand never seen before. Walking over to Mouse she looked at him and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I got a present for you." And with that she pulled out a few black roses and flipped them infront of him, sending sleeping powder flying into his face. Doing a quite graceful turn and begins walking towards Happosai, who busy watching the scene hadn't noticed her yet. "So, I should have know a Hentai old man like you would be coinciding with Nabiki in something like this" Kodachi looked down at him from behind the directors chair with a harsh look on her face, even harsher than usual too. Re: More trouble for the movie St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Happy, to busy grinning at the scene of Aisha torturing the poor Wataru, doesn't notice the approach of the dangerous gymnast behind him until he sees Mousse's paralyzed form slumping down, and the camera loosing focus on the acting couple. "What? CUT!" At first upset, he turns over... to met the freezing glare of Kodachi, which stops him cold. Though he doesn't know much of Nabiki's schemes (he doesn't care where the money come from as long as he can shoot), he instinctively feels that the presence of the youngest Kuno could only mean troubles. Whipping the sweat off his brow, he stammers: "Ko-Ko-Kodachi-chan! What owe us the pleasure to see you?" Re: The Show must go on! Shad Devil Wataru was sooo close to snapping, his penis seemed short for exploding REALLY and not just sexually and this teasing witch was not helping at all...he just decided to throw every ounce of strength he had (which isn't that small considering that he is used to carry TONS of stuff and survived situations that would have killed others) as Happy shouted "CUT" again, looking over at the potatoe-director, he saw a quite attractive girl...but her aura seemed a tad off... OOC: Hmm, Kodachi never acknowledged that Bean stood in front of Nabiki's and Spike's get-together...oh well... Re: More trouble for the movie FlyingSquirl OOC: Sorry I missed Bean with my post, but I thought that he was hiding so wouldn't be apparently visible. Kodachi stared down at the little bald man infront of her, giving him one of her glares. She is obviously infuriated at the situation and thinks that Happy was involved. "What do you mean 'What owes us the pleasure'? YOu know why I am here! You and that Nabiki girl scammed my older brother out of the money to pay for this production, AND are using one of the Kuno's studios to film it." By now she has Happy held up in the air above his chair, almost yelling directly into his ear. "And the Kuno family does not support such smut as this! I don't know what you told my brother, but he obviosly didn't know what was going on here." Re: More trouble for the movie Austin_S_Dakota With that a long metal chan wrapped around the kuno girl's chest. The arm holding Happy still free. "OK, I really don't want to hurt you..." He let his voice trail off as he spoke, honestly hopping it wouldn't come to that. Noticing the confusied looks more then one person gave towards his direction the boy answered the unasked question. "With 4000 years of Chinese Amazon drugs and magic history, a boy has to build up a restiance at some point." Re: More trouble for the movie St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Happy's head is spinning. Too many things are happening at once. First he has to cut the shower scene... though Ryo and Shinobu doesn't seems to have noticed, and are still playing with each other. Maybe someone should warn them... it's not very useful for him if they're going to do it with no camera rolling. Then, the crazy Black Rose come in and drugs his cameraman in the middle of the shooting of the second part of the scene. Aisha Clanclan won't be pleased to have to stop once again. And now, Kodachi is menacing him... of course he doesn't fear her physically; he could easily whip the floor with the gymnast, but that's not the point. If what she said is true, and the Kuno own the studio and the money for the movie, then they are knee-deep in shit. Nabiki could have chosen someone else to finance than this family of lunatics! On top of this, as Mousse is playing the heroic fool, his cellular phone is ringing. The director really have no time for this, so he doesn't respond, instead urging both martial artists to not start a fight. "Please, please, calm down! Mousse, you idiot, didn't you hear what she said! Kodachi-sama here is the owner of these studios! You should treat her with respect!" 'I'm starting to feel a headache coming...' he concludes for himself. Re: More trouble for the movie Austin_S_Dakota Mousse looked at Happy the boy's eyes going wide with his suprise. "So!?! You do know this woman is completely and toatly nuts!?" Re: More trouble for the movie Cuteycindyhoney Hearing the word cut once again Aisha stops and growls in her gut. Her right eye twitching showing her disgust. "CUT?! CUT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN CUT?? YOU SAID I COULD FINISH!" As Aisha shouts she is shaking the pour Waataru like a rag doll by his shoulds completely unaware of what she is doing to her plaything. "Grahhh I don't care I'm not stopping. Wataru if you stop I'll do worse to you!!" Aisha was far to aroused to stop now she had to finish or someone would pay dearly, and unfortunately due to the situation Wataru would be the poor soul to feel the angry Ctarl Ctarl wrath if the show does not go on. Re: More trouble for the movie FlyingSquirl Kodachi did a graceful twist and sidestep as the chains around her fell to the ground besides her, and then gave a glair at Mouse. "What do you mean I'm nuts? I'm not the one who tried to get a job as a cameraman when everyone knows their blind! Besides didn't you hear your director, you should treat me with respect. I am just here to make sure nothing in this movie will shame the Kuno name, and that scene had deffinatly gotten out of hand." Re: More trouble for the movie Austin_S_Dakota "Oh great... There's actually something that goes to far for the Kuno family..." Mousse said ready to defend himself and the crew ftom the nut case. Re: More trouble for the movie St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "Of course, of course, my dear, sweet Kodachi-chan!" Trying to placate the irate Kuno seems to be now Happy's sole purpose in life. "Don't listen to that..." *CLONG!* "... stupid boy." he says as Mousse's unconscious body slumps on the ground, a big lump on his head. Whipping his forehead with a pair of panties, the old pervert pursues his pleading: "You know we would never shame the Kuno name... your brother, as an enlightened lover of the finest arts, gave us his whole approbation for the movie." (translation: Tatewaki is a complete pervert... but we all already know that.) Thinking hard and fast, Happosai quickly concludes that the only way to convinces the eccentric gymnast is to appeal to her ego. "Of course, our movie can only improve with your cultured opinion. Be sure I'm willing to involve you in the making of the movie as much as you whish..." 'At least until Nabiki find a way to get rid of you...' he adds for himself. Re: More trouble for the movie Shad Devil Wataru couldn't do anything against Aisha's brute strength, his body getting thrown around the tight space. The only thing that prevented him from loosing conscious was his toughness..something he didn't liked at the moment.. Re: More trouble for the movie FlyingSquirl Kodachi looks down at the diminuative director, who had somehow slipped out of her hands. Listening to his sugestion, she wholeheartedly agrees, her oppinion would only help the movie, and keep it from shaming the Kuno name. "Well Onii-sama seems to have a problem with just throwing the Kuno's riches around, and sometimes needs me to look after him. So I think I will stay here and watch the movies production to insure that this is 'fine art' as Onii-sama wished and not smut like an old man like you would produce without supervision." Re: More trouble for the movie St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block Happy is big-sweating. She's going to stay here? Oh f*#k... How the hell is he supposed to be shooting the movie and convince her it isn't pure smut... when the scenario *is* pure smut? There must be a way, but right now his mind is frozen... First things first. Seizing Mousse by the hair, he shakes the Chinese boy violently to wake him up. "Mousse, m'boy. Would you please..." he starts in a sweet voice, "... gotoAishaandWataruandaskthemtostopATONCE!" he finishes in a hurried voice. "And Ryo and Shinobu too, while you're at it!" he adds, pushing the male Amazon toward the unruly actors. "Hehehe..." he nervously tries to smile to Kodachi when turning back to her. "Excuse me just a second..." he says before picking the still- ringing cellular phone, now glad for the interruption. Though if it is bad news, whoever is calling will suffer by his hands - just as a matter of letting out a bit of steam. "Hello?" It ends now!!!!!!! Austin_S_Dakota Wataru and Aisha suddenly found themself seperated by a number of sharp objects. Moving quicly with his sleeves pulled up the boy quickly spoke to them. "Stop it. We've got some troubles..." Tilting his head over his shoulder at Kodachi. "We now have something new to work through." Re: More trouble for the movie Shad Devil Ataru was brought out of his continued mumbling as Happy's voice suddenly came from the phone. Finally realizing that it perhaps meant death if he said what was going on here at the moment...he decided to smooth it a tad..* "Umm..Happosai-sama...I...Have a little problem here...the actors are..umm..changing script by the second...they are making yo loose money..." Re: More trouble for the movie St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block If Ataru was able to see Happosai's face right now - and the absolutely zen expression of calm and control of himself he's displaying - he would be already running for the hills. Because for anybody who know the old pervert, such an expression is quite unnatural. "Ataru... m'boy. Listen very carefully. I have something important to tell you." he tells his assistant over the phone in a soft, soothing voice. Waiting just a few seconds to be sure the boy stuck his pavilion to the receiver and is all ears, he explains: "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!" Surpassing the average amount of decibels of an airplane getting of the ground. "You f#@*§ng, sleazy, good-for-nothing little piece of s*?t! I'm weak enough to give you one not-to-though scene to shoot, and you manage to screw it like the lazy, braindead, snotty bastard you are! Don't you have enough of a backbone to keep your actors in check? Why you little..." Follows an incredible thread of insults, so numerous and creative that you would need three hundred years of practice to come close to such a virulence. Happy, unfortunately for Ataru, has such an experience. The only positive thing about this is that he temporarily forgot his worries about Kodachi... Re: More trouble for the movie Shad Devil Ataru, temporarily deaf by Happosai's first 'attack' reflexively held the phone as much away from him as possible, right into the face of Priss, who got the full dosage of swear-words...as well as everyone else in the studio since Happy wasn't settling to a normal tone... All the while he whimpered again, mumbling excuses.. Re: More trouble for the movie FlyingSquirl Rally can't help but snicker as she listens to Happy's verbal assult on Ataru. She was sure that they didn't mess up the scene THAT much, besides they were told that they could take artistic license in the movie, and that's all they were doing. As the verbal barage continued Rally began to laugh louder and louder just picturing the old squidheaded director yelling in the phone with a faace red as a tomato. Re: More trouble for the movie FlyingSquirl Kodachi looked down and watched as Happy started to go into his rant at whoever was on the other side of the phone. Seeing as how she wouldn't really need to help him in that conversation, she decided that she would like to have a chair so she won't have to stand and keep an eye on the whole movie shooting. She turned to Mouse now, since the scene was no longer shooting he didn't have anything to do. "Hey, Mouse! Go get me a chair. A Kuno should not be made to stand here like this." Re: More trouble for the movie Austin_S_Dakota "With restrants or without," Mousse mumbled as he walked from the two he had broken apart. Walking up to Kodachi he stopped to look at her for a moment. "Wow, Ranma was right..." He trailed off, hidding his evil smile. Re: More trouble for the movie Austin_S_Dakota Priss not knowing what to do reacted in self defense. Reaching out she hung up the cell-phone. Re: More trouble for the movie thomas_harford Tenchi also heard all of what happy was saying. He finally got back into the script and said "Ok, Priss Rally we can't fuck up any more let's just get this sciene over with. Let's be profetional about this. Ataru, I deeply appologies to you for imbarrasing you like this." Re: More trouble for the movie Shad Devil Ataru just looked at Priss in a horrified expression...how could she hang up?! Now it would be even WORSE than before.... He went back to curling up and whimpering... Re: More trouble for the movie thomas_harford " Ok everyone listen up, the only way we can fix this is is Rally is tied up again. That's how the sceiene is supposed to be. And we'll pick it up from where Priss's charectes MACE comes in form the first rescue attempt. That's how it's supposed to be. I realise that I made the biggest blunder in acting history, but I can't go back on it now. Rally, try to remember that your not to be fighting at all ok? And Priss if I do hurt you like I did Rally I promise I'll make it up to both of you later. Rember Trunks still has to come in and kick my ass and rescue both of you. Now let's get this right this time. Ok Ataru?" More trouble for Ataru St Fan, Kami of Writer's Block "beep... beep... beep..." Happosai glares at the cell phone, having finally realized that Ataru must have hung up. Why does he have to be always surrounded by complete morons and good-for-nothing? First it was Genma and Soun, and now this team of blind fools and drooling twits. What has he ever done to merit such a fate? (This is a rhetorical question. Please don't answer.) Although dying to rush at once to Studio B and give everybody here a piece of his mind (and coming from a master of Anything Goes Martial Art, a piece of mind hurt a lot), he has the more immediate problem of Kodachi to deal with... Wait a sec! Ain't this the perfect opportunity to get a break from the crazy gymnast? "Ahem... well if you would excuse me... my assistant has a little problem in studio B. I'll have to check, if you want some thing to be done, you have to do it yourself..." Re: More trouble for Ataru FlyingSquirl Kodachi watched Happy dissapear down the hall as she sat in the chair so graciosly retrieved for her by Mouse. Looking around she saw the actors and actresses in the studio around her, but did not seem to recognize anyone with the exeption of Mouse. "Hey Mouse! Come here and tell me who all these people are. And are they all taking part in this smut?" Re: More trouble for Ataru Austin_S_Dakota "Like I don't have about a 1000 and 1 things I'd rather do..." Moving over to the Kuno girl he folded his arms across his chest. "I have no idea who thay are. The freak hired them." Re: More trouble for Ataru FlyingSquirl "What do you mean you dont know who these people are? Don't you work here, shouldn't you know who the actors are if you are the camera man? I mean how do you discuss how you shoot the scenes if you don't know who they are?" Kodachi doesn't understand how he doesn't know them, shouldn't he have talked to them about shots. "Well then why don't you got introduce yourself to those two over there, the catgirl and that guy she was with, and then you can tell me who they are, and them who I am." Re: More trouble for Ataru Austin_S_Dakota "And why can't you introduce yourself," Mousse asked under his breasth. Turing he grapped Kodachi's hand and brough dragged her over to the camera. "Ok, this is Kuno Kodachi, and she wants to know who you are?" [TO BE CONTINUED IN THREE SEPARATE THREADS]