What Kind of Spice is This?

    Shampoo walked out of the door to the little shop she had discovered on her deliveries. She held the small jar up to the sun light, smiling at the light purple color that shone through. Purple was of course her favorite color after all. Shampoo hopped on her bike, ready to go home as she carefully read the package's old writing again, just to make sure she had what she wanted.

Shampoo: "Sex..al poti..n and fer....ti....y DR... , shoot only word I know is sex. Why all other so worn off, is it that old. I hope it work, I really want to have sex before I to old."

With her hormones screaming at her, she rode off to make her fondest wish come true. To be able to have Ranma, give her the best experience she could have. So far, she has never gotten him to even think it about her, let along act on it, but this would be different. She knew this because the package said sex on it, the rest wasn't important to her. Shampoo, entered the nekohanten with a big smile on her face, she was ready to make Ranma her's for good. Even if he had no desire to have her, he would be honor bound to her, after she was done with him. Cologne, watch her granddaughter enter the nekohanten she could tell that Shampoo had a plan. She also knew her granddaughter could never keep a secret. Cologne watched closely, as Shampoo bounded over to her smiling all the way. Cologne smiled to, she was right again. Shampoo had a big secret and was about to tell her. Maybe son-in-law asked her out. She knew it was not likely, but a nice thought just the same.

Cologne: "Granddaughter why are you so happy."

Shampoo: "Oh great grandmother, I now have something to win my Ranma, away from that violent pervert girl, See this do it right."

Cologne looked at the bottle, her eyes widen a bit when she read it. She had not seen one in many years, but that would do it for sure.

Cologne: "Yes granddaughter that will do the trick, once Ranma eats food laced with this potion he will be yours."

Shampoo: "Yes, I knew this work. I go make ramen now, so Ranma eat it for dinner then he be mine at last."

Cologne smiled at Shampoo as she jumped into the kitchen with a large smile still on here face. An after thought, accured to her that shampoo would know that she would get pregnant from this. But then shook her head, her granddaughter could be dense, but hopefully not that dense. After all it did have most of the writing on it that said sexual potion and fertility drug. Surely she knew what it all meant, even though a niggling doubt kept knawing at her to make sure. She dismissed it though, sense Shampoo was in Amazon eyes an adult, she could make her own mistakes and pay the price for them. With her consence clear once more, or as clear as it can be. she headed to her room to meditate. Mousse, wandered into the kitchen after he was done cleaning the garbage cans. Which he had to admit needed it, but the smell alone, was enough to cause serious damage to his sensitive nose.

Mousse: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh what do I smell that's so inviting."

He asked of no one, sense he was alone. Mousse followed his nose to the stove where Shampoo was busy cooking a large pot of ramen.

Mousse: "Hello Shampoo, how is the women I love doing this wonderful evening."

He tried to put as much love into his voice as possible, to let her know that she is the one he wants for life. He was rewarded with her fist in his face though.

Shampoo: "I to busy to talk to you mousse, I make ramen for Ranma and then we get married."

Mousse's heart leaped for joy, the way he understood it she would marry him tonight. After she made Ranma some food.

Mousse: "Oh my love Shampoo, I can hardly wait for you to finish your ramen, so we can wed. What a glorious surprise you have for me my love."

Mousse tried to hug her to his chest, but was again met with difficulty.

Shampoo: "I no say, I marry you. I marry Ranma, after I make this oh so good Ramen for him. Now go way, you bother Shampoo."

Mousse's heart, felt as though it would drop to the cold floor below. He tried to be strong though.

Mousse: "Fine then Shampoo, you'll come running back to me when Ranma once again, tells you to get lost and to stop calling him husband. You will be calling me husband you'll see."

His eyes hard and glaring at her, he turned away. Mousse stormed out of the house, to upset with Shampoo to say anymore. Why he thought, couldn't she see the truth in front of her Shampoo of course, ignored his rantings she had heard it all before and at this point didn't care. Since she knew, in her heart that Mousse would never be her husband. Ranma sat quietly in the living room. Everyone had gone out, but him and Akane, and she was off getting a deck of cards so the could play some poker. This time he was determined to win, or at least not to lose to badly. Ranma turned to the sound of a wall crashing in. He figured, Shampoo had come to bother them again. When he saw purple hair bouncing in through the rubble. He knew that he had guessed right again.

Ranma: "Hello Shampoo whacha want now."

He said in a bored tone, because he knew what she always wanted him! Shampoo, gazed at his handsome face. Knowing that he could never resist her now. She read more of the bottle and it said that it would work instantly, as long as they shared the same bowl. She batted her eyelashes at him, hoping to get him off guard with her cuteness, then spoke up.

Shampoo: "I bring you to to delicious ramen you eat now while it still hot yes."

Ranma eyed her, with caution. He knew from experience, that her ramen caused more trouble then it helped. He decided to tell her that best to be honest and get it over with.

Ranma: "Thanks, but I rather not eat something, that will make me hug you again."

He said this too, with pure boredom in his voice. Hoping she would get the picture by now. Shampoo laughed a little bit unsure if it was that obvious but decided to plunge ahead anyway.

Shampoo: "This no have magic mushroom in it, that no work very good. Akane kept hugging everyone else it make you mad. Is no good, have you get jealous over other girl, is true."

She batted her eyes some more at him. She had read that it makes girls cute, when batting her eye lashes at a man. Ranma, tried not to laugh as she batted her eyes at him. But she looked so comical, that a small snicker escaped his lips. When Shampoo looked back up at him, he knew he had to tell her no again. He was getting rather bored, with her always chasing him

Ranma: "Sorry Shampoo, but I still don't trust it, go give it to mousse he'll love to eat it right."

Shampoo was starting to get mad, this had to work and right now. He was being a to, to, stubborn male. But soon an idea popped into her head. She grinned sweetly on the outside but nasty on the inside.

Shampoo: "I show Ranma, it no is dangerous. I eat first, if I no do strange things. Then you know it OK, to eat, is right?"

With that, Shampoo grabbed a bowl and drank half of it. Then handed it back to Ranma, who she noted with great glee, was willing to take it from her. Just then a pint size hentai, jumped into the room grabbed the bowl away from Ranma. then gulped it down in one fast greedy swallow. Ranma looked at the empty bowl, he was no longer worried by it's content sense the old goat ate some and was still standing. He then heard a soft voice behind him. He turned to say hello to his fiancee.

Ranma: Hello Akane, come on in here, Shampoo brought some ramen and it seems safe if you want some."

Akane took a seat next to Ranma. Although she was watching Shampoo closely, who was just standing there like a statue staring at Happi, who was doing likewise. She jumped a little when they both talked at her. She ignored their words though. As both her and Happosai talked at once.

Shampoo- Happi: "Hi, bye Akane, bye Ranma. I'll see you later got things to do."

With that, both were out the door running at full tilt, with Happi clinging to Shampoo's chest, snuggling closer and drooling like a mad dog. Neither Ranma or Akane noticed, what they were doing as they dealt out the cards for a game. Ranma then grabbed the second bowl of ramen he saw, and tried a small sip of it. When he found himself, not needing to rush off after shampoo he drank some more. Then handed it to Akane, who was glad to eat some since she had gotten very little at dinnertime. After they finished the bowl, Akane felt a tingling feeling in her groin. She looked to Ranma and noticed that he had a hard on. Akane smiled sweetly at him. All she wanted now was to feel his body against hers.

Akane: "Ranma, I love you take me now please. I can't wait."

Ranma didn't know why, but at this point he didn't care. The women he loved had just confessed her love, and desire for him. Ranma jumped up, grabbed Akane and proceeded to kiss her passionately, while ripping off her clothes. He smiled inside as he felt Akane rip off his own. Then watch her lower herself to the ground, with her legs wide open inviting him to enter her soft wet women hood. Ranma lowered himself on her. The urgencies he felt getting stronger, as he touched her bare breast, with a mighty heave he rammed his manhood into her virgin body. Ranma felt her stiffen then relax as the pleasure's took over her body. Being encouraged by this, he kept slamming it in while kissing her face and neck. Then going farther down, till he took her nibble into his mouth and sucked gently on it. Neitherof them, noticed Nabiki walk in from the front door. Nor did they notice her shocked expression, or hoew it changed to her evil one, as she whipped out her camera from hyper space, and started to snap pictures of them. They were both so engrossed, into what the other was giving each other, at that point to care. All they wanted was the pleasures and damn the consequence.

Ukyou was smiling as she walked toward the Tendo's home she had time to waste and planned on wasting it with Ranma. Ukyou walked up to the Tendo dojo, thinking about how happy Ranma would be. Also how happy she would be to be with Ranma, since he had told her, that everyone was going out tonight. All she had to do was get rid of Akane, if that hadn't happen already, since those two liked to insult each other. Ukyou smiled broadly at the thought, just her and Ranma. Maybe they could go off to some dark corner, some where. She'd show him just what kind of women she was. A small giggle escaped her lips, as she pictured what she'd do to him when they were married. If people only knew just what pervert she really was. This though was her secret. Ukyou, knocked on the front door waiting to be let in. When no one answered, she became worried for her Ranchan and decided to let her self in through the Shampoo type hole. Feeling a little worried for her fiancee, that Chinese hussy could be up to anything, and most likely it would be something she would not approve of. Stepping through she heard some noises from the living room. She felt suddenly sick, she had heard those noises before, when couples thought it was OK to have sex in a back corner of her restaurant. What really worried her though, was the fact that it was definitely Ranma's voice she heard doing all that loud moaning and grunting. But the other's voice was not Shampoo's, it was not a high pitch squeak that is so annoying, that other girls cringe when they hear it. Ukyou stepped around the corner not at all surprised to see Nabiki, snapping pictures of Ranma. But, what did surprise her was the one moaning under HER Ranma. Ukyou's eyes bugged out, as she watched Ranma licking Akane's breast while pounding her hard with his manhood. There was only one thing to do now scream.

Ukyou: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, What are you doing. Get off of her, I'm your fiancee if you have sex, it's going to be with me not her. Stop now, before I kill you both!" Ukyou felt as though she was foaming at the mouth by now. Ukyou, then looked with dismay at the couple on the floor grunting for all their worth, and not even noticing her distress or out burst. Then she noticed, Nabiki taking pictures of her too. Nabiki smiled sweetly at her when she noticed that Ukyou was looking at her. Then spoke very calmly, like there wasn't two people screwing in her living room.

Nabiki: "You might as well give it up, I've been taking picture's and they haven't noticed or cared their only concern now is sex. You might as well save your breath, I've been snapping pictures of them for a while now and they haven't said a word about it and I figured until their done I doubt they care."

With that said she went back to her picture taking. Ukyou just stood there horrified that Ranma would really do this with Akane, and not her. Seething with anger, she knelt down by the couple, and grabbed Ranma's shoulder hoping that would get his attention.

Ukyou: "Ranchan darling, you don't want to do this right? You've been drugged by Akane. Did one of her dinner's do this. Please answer me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase."

She started begging him. Then hope came into her eyes, as he turned to her. Then fled just as fast, as she saw what were in them. Not love for her, or drug induced stupor. No it was anger, that she had tried to stop him from fucking Akane. Ukyou sat back, horrified at the site before her. Then sicken all over, as she listen to his horrible words.

Ranma : "Do you really believe, I'd have sex with someone I did not love. I love Akane and this is something I'd always wanted to do. Now do me a favor and get lost. We'd like to finish without it becoming a peep show for all the perverts in Nerima."

Ukyou sobbed, as she fled the house. Not daring to look back, knowing she would only see him continue to pound into Akane's body and not hers Nabiki smirked at her soon to be brother-in-law. Then in her best business voice, spoke to the couple on the floor.

Nabiki: "If you don't want this to be a peep show, then the living room is definitely the wrong place to have sex. But I really don't mind. I got some great pics of you two, bye."

Nabiki walked out of the room, she was out of film anyway. Ranma looked, at the beautiful women under him then sighed. She felt so darn good, he didn't want to stop to find another place. But Nabiki had a point, everyone always came to the dojo and he was sure more would show up. Ranma gathered Akane in his arms while trying to stay in her wet pussy. He carried her up to her room where they entered, and headed straight for the bed. Shampoo couldn't believe, what was happening. One moment she was trying to get Ranma to eat her ramen, the next she's running with Happi attached to her chest and not killing him for it.

Shampoo: "Shampoo so horny Happi, I hope you no mind bushes."

With that she jumped into the bushes. Hoping no one would notice them, as she ripped her clothes off, then ripped off Happi's, demanding he enter her body now. Happi didn't need any kind of encouragement. He plunged himself into her waiting body. A large smile on his face he didn't think he'd ever get a female without paying for one. Several girls, were out walking home from the movies when the heard the strange sounds coming from the bushes. They hoped no one was being raped it would be a terrible thing. So they all cautiously, approached the noisy bushs. What they saw was something they were not prepared to see. All three were horrified at the site, then they started to talk all at once it seemed.

Girl 1: "Oh yuk, that is so gross." She made puking sounds

Girl 2: "Man, I knew that Shampoo was one sick puppy. But this goes beyond that. She turned away from the site before her.

Girl 3: "We have to tell Akane about this, wait till she hears this." Her eyes lit up, at the thought of telling their friend.

Girl 1: "Yeah, she can never get Ranma away from Akane now, lets go."

With that all three girls ran off to the Tendo dojo to tell Akane the good news. Shampoo just moan some more, not being sure if it was the fact that she got caught with Happi and they would tell her rival, or that it felt so good to feel happi play with her body and slide himself into her virgin body. Kuno walked along the street in deep meditation, until he heard a very loud crunching noise. Along with a loud, pounding noise. As he rounded the corner, he saw what was making all that noise. He approached her cautiously.

Kuno: "My dear Ukyou, why are you destroying that little sports car. It is most unlady like."

Ukyou growled out her reply: "You'd destroy something too, if you just saw your fiancee fucking another women."

Kuno a bit surprised by her vulgar language, decided to try to calm her down.

Kuno: "I presume, you mean that vile sorcerer Ranma Soatome. You are one of many helpless women in his evil grasp, are you not?"

Ukyou continue to beat the car with her spatula as she answered him.

Ukyou "Yes, I am his cute fiancee."

Kuno thought for a moment, he had thought that Akane was his cute one. But wisely kept his opinion to himself. Instead stating the obvious

Kuno: "Aaahhh, I take it you found him with that purple hair vixen, Shampoo."

Ukyou: "NO!"

Kuno: Ahhhhhhhhh, then he was with my twisted sister Kodachi right."

A small grin, covered his face at the thought of them together, leaving Akane for his own lustful hands.

Ukyou: "You wish"

This was Ukyou only reply to something that demented. Kuno turned a pale color. Then tried to speak.

Kuno: "You must be wrong, because that only leaves my Beautiful Akane. I know she would never let that evil fiend touch her most delicate skin."

Ukyou growled some more, then confirm what he would rather not know

Ukyou: "The stupid slut, just had to spread her legs for my man. He of course, was unable to resist the temptation of the flesh. Him I'll forgive, but Akane shall never be my friend again."

She growled some more then looked up at Kuno then noticed Kuno running in the direction of the dojo, she quickly followed him.

Editor's Note: ok this part is kinda done but there will be more even if you don't want it giggle.

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