Author: FABIAN

Whore 1/2
A Ranma 1/2 ficcie

"Ranma!" yelled Akane just as she threw the bucket of water on him turning him into a girl.
"What'd I do now?"
"Grrr! You know very well Ranma Saotome!"

And with that Akane left them soaked and wet.

"I'll never understand her."
"Akane? Oh but pigtail girl you needn't not! Your Kuno-kun is here!"

Kuno had just come from around the corner out of no where completely taking Ranma by surprise.

"Look Kuno, I'm gonna tell you once and once only, I'm a lesbian!"

Ranma then stomped off only to wander upon more of the very frustration from various people which plaqued him everyday and it made him crazy. He left for the outskirts of town and found himself a nice quiet place to just meditate a while. Then came Ukyo with her humungous wok. She knocked him unconcious and dragged him out to the street corner and then walked off.
When Ranma woke up he had amnesia and was still in his girl form, but in a rather scantily clad outfit and laying in a very strange room.

"Huh? What the hell?! Where am I?"

That's when the man at the desk behind him got up.

"Ah, You're awake now my pretty. You'll fetch me a nice bit of money you will."
"Who're you?"
"I am you're pimp."
"I'm no ones bitch!"
"Oh? Then what are you?"
"...I don't know! I can't remember anything! Noooooo!"
"Then get out on that street! Earn me some good money ho!"
"...How?..."
"Just get out there on some corner and start knocking booty with the first man that comes along!"
"Okay okay I'm going."

Ranma ran out to do just that. The first man to come along unfortunately was Kuno.

"Ra-Ranma?! Is that you?"
"Huh? WHo's Ranma? My name is Debbie."
"You sure look a lot like my beloved pig tailed girl. Just what're you doing here?"
"I'm a prositute stupid!"
"...Oh..."
"Well? Aren't you gonna pay me so we can go get it on?"
"Hey! I'm better then that! I have my upbringing you know! I'm not just gonna loose my virginity to some hooker."
"Hey you said I look like your friend right? Well you might never have a chance with them, but you can pretend I'm her. It'll only cost you $1000."
"Hmmm You have a point there... but I have no protection..."
"I'm a whore! Whores never get pregnant, c'mon lets go!"

And so Ranma dragged him off into a nearby alley where upon he began his work by first making out to help get into the mood followed by groping, and then the unzipping of the pants. Ranma had already climbed onto him and was just now feeling Kuno enter him, it wasn't the most pleasant feeling in the world. Ranma began to bleed some as Kuno began thrusting into her body. Then finally Ranma went out cold just as they were both about to climax. Kuno removed Ranma from himself to examine her.

"OMG!! What have I done?! ...Hey, blood...OMG!!! I am too strong for sex! I have sexed her to death on the first attempt! Oh my pig tail girl, how will you ever forgive me for this crime I have committed on this rosey whore that looks like you?!"

Kuno left the money and ran off crying. A lil while latter just as Ranma was comming too, Shampoo found her and raced over in concern.

"Oh poor Ranma, what happen you? Look awful."
"Ukyo whacked me with that giant wok of hers. Why does it hurt between my legs? O.o"
"Oh poor Ranma, Shampoo take you back to Shampoo place. Make it all better."

Shampoo then Picked Ranma up and carried her off to her home. Setting Ranma gently upon her bed she then began to slowly undress Ranma.

"Shampoo! What are you doing?!"
"Shampoo get you better clothes. No look like skanky ho."

Shampoo threw away the slutty clothes and came back with more appropriate dress, but then she lay on the bed next to Ranma looking her over.

"Ranma have nice nipples. Shampoo never take close look before. Shampoo have no nipples, Shampoo Amazon."

Shampoo began to massage Ranma's nipples between her fingers and then slid on top of her.

"Shampoo! Stop it!"
"Shampoo can no control herself, Ranma is soo irresistable."

And thats when Shampoo started to kiss Ranma's chest making a trail to her breasts before nibbling on her nipples as well as licking them and sucking on them. Ranma's nipples immediately went hard as he let out an uncontrolable moan.

"...Shampoo! Ohhhhhh! Stop Shampoo Stop! ahhhhhhh!!!!"

Shampoo's hand then walked upon his body to the south making a trickling feeling as it went. Shampoo began to finger Ranma and stimulate his clitoris.

"No Shampoo Stop!"

Shampoo shut him up with a kiss and just continued on. She slid down and inserted her toungue within Ranma while working his clitoris with her juicy fingers. Ranma just finally decided he'd had enough and ran straight from the bed out onto the street butt naked. He disappeared for a few weeks and then came back to seek the confidence of Cologne. He was having trouble turning back into a boy.

"No can do Ranma, I'm afraid you're stuck being a girl for a while. It appears that you're pregnant. The curse therefore is off whack and won't return to normal until the child is born."
"What?!" came the yell of Ranma and all his fiances.
"You're pregnant Ranma."
"Pig tail girl! It was you!" Burst out Kuno
"Ah, so this is the father, well by amazon law you are now both married."
"Ranma cheat on Shampoo and Shampoo give him special amazon love treatment hmmph!"
"Ranma we are soo through! I can't believe you did a guy!" screamed Akane

And so there were no more fiances for Ranma.

The End