From: animeg3282@aol.com (Animeg3282) Subject: Ranma's birthday!!(sorta lemony!) Ranma woke up. The sun was in his eyes. He smiled. Today was his birthday! He jumped out of bed and went into the bathroom. He opened the door. There sitting in the bathtub was Akane. "HEY! You jerk!!! Close the darn door!" she said. Ranma said "Why would I be looking at you anyway! You're flat!" Akane said "Shove it!" Ranma closed the door. Akane sure could be a pain at times. He went to the other bathroom and started his shower. When he finally came out of the shower and into the kicthken Kasumi said "Oh my! It's your birthday isn't it?" "Yea" said Ranma. Kasumi said "I've fixed a feast! We'll have it later today! Also,Ranma some young ladies have showed up and say they'll give you a SPECIAL birthday present!" Ranma walked towards the door. Ukyo and Shampoo were standing there in their skimpest,laciest clothes fighting. Ukyo said "I'm better in bed than you!!" Shapo siad"You rely on toy! Shampoo REAL woman" Ranma said "Stop it chicks." Akane ran down the stairs mallet in hand and hit both Uyko and Shampoo. "He's not interested in any of YOU!" Ukyo said "Well,he's not interesting a flat chested uncute little $^& like YOU either!" Shampoo said "Shampoo REAL woman!!" Ranma said 'Whatever and turned away" Akane said "I'm your REAL fiancee! I SHOULD have sex with you!!" Ukyo said "I'm your fiance and I'm MUCH cuter than YOU!" Shampoo said "Shampoo REAL woman!" Ranma said"The old man would get pissed if I slept with anyone except Akane. Sorry,gals" Akane hugged Ranma and they went up to his room. Ranma siad "You may be my real fiancee but you probaly can't suck dick worth a CRAP" Akane said "OH yes I CAN!" and pulled Ranma's pants down. She started licking his dick slowly and then started to suck. "Oh GOD Akane! You CAN suck dick!!" Nabiki siad "How many yen WILL people pay for this?" "NABIKI!!!" they both said and Akane stopped sucking Ranma's dick long enough to hit her sister over the head with a mallet. Small Girl Co-defender of the Scouts One of the defenders of AOL and Relm AGFF Goddess and Guru of Cute Official AGFF Diminutive Mistress of Leather and Lace 15 Grammer points SM Dub immune!