From: Anne Subject: [RRyaoi] Ryorgazmo snippet Ryorgazmo (a Ranma 1/2 / Orgazmo crossover) by Agent H Yeah, this isn't really yaoi, but I was watching Orgazmo last night and I just had to do this. Forgive me. All characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi and are used without permission; no profit can be made from this. ******************************************************************************** ***** Akane and Shampoo sat on a bed in their underwear, stroking themselves and moaning. "Ohhh," Akane moaned, "I'm soooo horny." "Shampoo too, too horny." Shampoo groaned and removed her bra. Ranma entered the room, completely naked. "Are you girls ready for it? 'Cuz I'm gonna give it to ya." "Oh, yes!" Akane screamed, "Fuck me!" "Good, Shampoo sooo badly wanting *it*," Shampoo added, almost unconvincingly. Ranma licked his hand, slapped his ass and leaped onto the bed. Grunts and moans followed as he proceeded to fuck Akane and Shampoo. "Oh, fuck me, Ranma you big stud!" Akane moaned. He stopped. "I'm not Ranma," he said, standing up. "I'm..." he pulled off a mask, "JIZZMASTER KUNOU! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kunou laughed maniacally at them. "Oh no," Akane cried out lamely, "somebody save us." Ryouga burst through the wall, dressed in a bright pink superhero costume with a silver dildo and a circle on the chest. He had a large cone-shaped device attached to his right arm. His bandanna was pulled over his eyes with holes cut so he could see. He gaped at the scene on the bed. "Ryorgazmo!" Akane and Shampoo called out in unison. "...And Choda Mousse!" Mousse leaped through the hole in the wall dressed in a red leotard with a dildo helmet, goggles and tool belt which sported a wide variety of sex toys. "You cannot stop me, Ryorgazmo! I, Jizzmaster Kunou, shall smite thee!" "Oh, yes I can!" Ryorgazmo answered, "I'll use my Orgazma ray!" He pointed the device on his arm at Jizzmaster Kunou and shook it. "Bwee! Bwee!" "Owowowowowow! Ah, that feel good! Owowowow!" Kunou yelled. He jumped back up and grabbed his bokken, running towards Ryorgazmo. Ryorgazmo kicked him in the head and punched him through the roof. Hiroshi and Daisuke entered the room, wearing only their breifs. "He beat our boss!" Hiroshi exclaimed. "Let's get him!" Daisuke answered. They rushed towards Ryorgazmo. Choda Mousse assaulted them with a barrage of dildo-speared chains, effectively wrapping them together and flinging them down to the floor. He quickly handcuffed them and stood back up, looking proudly at Ryorgazmo. "Good work, Choda Mousse!" Ryorgazmo gave him the thumbs-up sign. "You saved us, Ryorgazmo!" Akane beamed. "And Choda Mousse," Shampoo added. "Now it's time for us to repay you," Akane told them. "W-what?!" Ryouga looked flustered. Mousse leaped onto the bed and began to make out with Shampoo. Akane went up to Ryouga and started to kiss him, then flung him down on the bed. Akane kissed his neck, moving down his body with a shower of kisses until she reached the silver codpiece of his costume. "Cut!" Nabiki called from the director's chair offstage. "Stunt cock!" Meanwhile, Ryouga had a nosebleed and passed out. Mikado walked onto the stage in a Ryorgazmo costume identical to Ryouga's. "Hey, how's it going," he said, slapped his ass, and jumped into action after they had drug Ryouga off the set. Backstage, Ryouga sat with his head tilted back, two pieces of tissue shoved up his nostrils, a dazed look on his face. Ranma walked up and sat down next to him. "Hey, Ryouga, nice work up there," he told him. "Um, thanks," was all Ryouga could say. "You know, Ryouga," Ranma began, patting him on the back, "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think bamboo umbrellas kick ass." Well, that's all the hurting I could give. This is just a snippet so don't expect any more along these lines! --Agent H