From: "Anne" Ok, This is my first submission to the sick and wrong slash fest. Be forewarned: don't read this if you are prone to breaking your brain or suffer heart conditions, etc. Maybe we should get a separate spot on the archive for the squick section? ^_~ Lemon, squick, PWP warnings, whatever else applies. You should know what you can't handle in a fic by now. These characters don't belong to me and the person who does own them would probably hang me in effigy if she read this. No profit, yada yada yada. ******************************************************************************** ************ Pineapple Orgasms by --Agent H Hikaru Gosukugi stretched his legs, lying sprawled on top of an innertube floating in the private swimming pool of the Kunou estate. A smile spread across his lips as he sloshed the ice around in his pina colada. The sun was shining, the weather was beautiful and he was swimming in a state of naked, post-orgasmic bliss. He smiled with pleasure as his new lover swam up to him. "Beautiful Keiki happy, yah?" "Very happy. And I owe it all you, Big Kahuna." Hikaru ran his fingers through Principal Kunou's curly brown hair, fondling the palm tree growing out of the man's head. Principal Kunou moaned with pleasure. "Ohhh, yah, Keiki rub Big Kahuna the nice way," he groaned, and reached up to twist the innertube around so that Hikaru's legs were dangling in the water in front of him. He parted the boy's legs, feeling sensuously up his thighs, producing soft moans and squirms from his lover. He took Hikaru's hardening member into his large, experienced hands, squeezing gently in just the right way to get the most reaction from him. He pulled the boy closer to him and took the cock into his mouth, and proceeded to deep throat Hikaru as best as he could. Hikaru gave into the sensations, gasping and pleading Principal Kunou to continue. It felt so good... Behind a bush, Sasuke watched as his master serviced one of his students. He could feel his own hardening manhood bulging against his tight-fitting ninja garb. As he felt the sweat trickle down the nape of his neck, he knew he could no longer stand by and watch. With all the stealth that years of practicing ninjutsu ahd afforded him, Sasuke leaped across the pool patio with the speed of lightning, until he landed delicately on top of Hikaru's chest and pulled his pants down, slipping his own cock into the boy's mouth. Hikaru was surprised at first, but then grasped Sasuke firmly with his lips and sucked for all he was worth. Principal Kunou took advantage of the situation to stick one of his fingers up Sasuke's beckoning ass, sliding it in and out. The three of them worked on each other, until Hikaru bucked his hips one last time, filling Principal Kunou's mouth with seed. This offset the principal's own orgasm, as he gave in to his own pleasure and soiled the pool. He rammed his finger far up into Sasuke's channel, causing Sasuke to squeal in delight, offering his cum into Hikaru's waiting mouth. Later, the three of them curled up together on the artificial sandy beach of the pool patio, basking in each other's warmth and bliss. "Me thinks it don't get no better than this, yah, Keiki?" Hikaru and Sasuke sighed with satisfaction in reply. The three of them looked up as a familiar shadow moved in the way of their sunbathing. "M-m-master Kunou!" Sasuke looked up in alarm. "Sasuke!" Kunou frowned at his servant. "Have you lost track of the time? Do you not realize that it is now precisely 3:22, and you were supposed to prepare for my bathing at 3:00?" "Yes, Master Kunou. I will come shortly." Kunou stormed off towards the bathhouse as the three lovers gazed after him. Sasuke mutterd under his breath. "Bitch." --The End-- Well, that's the first batch. Originally Genma was going to be in this--why does he seem so perfect for the sick and wrong genre? ^_~ --but I figured these guys haven't had many lemons yet. Tho I can't imagine why....^_^ --Agent H ------------------------------------------------------------------------ life, liberty, and love for all Archive at http://internetdump.com/users/kirarose/