Title: Diary of a Nerima Slut
Series: Ranma 1/2
Author: Rann Aridorn
Type: Parody/OOC Comedy
Warnings: Gangbang, F/M, F/F, BDSM, incest, public, voyeurism, beastiality,
promiscuous, underage, squick, OOC
Comments: It was very late. I couldn't sleep. I'd spent the evening
browsing online erotic fiction, which ranged from arousing to hilariously
ridiculous to just plain bad. Anyway, I suddenly thought of all those
slutgirl stories, and the way some anime fanfic writers cast have the
characters cast off any sense of propriety, morals, or their actual
character. Thus, this parody. And Akane supporters, remember... it's a
parody. ^_^
A Ranma Who's Who list was invaluable to this parody. And I used the whole
list. Every last one. http://www.princeton.edu/~qpliu/ranma_who.html


Hey, if you're reading this... get out of my journal! You're probably
supposed to be having sex with me instead. ^_^
My name is Akane Tendo, and when I was a little girl, I promised myself
that when I turned fifteen, I would become the absolutely biggest slut that
I possibly could!
Oh, sure, it's not exactly a typical goal for young girls, but hey, if you
don't like it, fuck you! Or better yet, fuck me. Yup. Definitely that
second one!
I'd already set my sights on these two guys in my class, Hiroshi and
Daisuke, for the whole year previous to my fifteenth birthday. Oh, sure,
they weren't exactly the best-looking or the brightest or best in the
school, but I knew that they'd do just what I wanted: treat me like a thing
to be used and tossed aside after they'd gotten off in me. They were just
that sort of guys.
I invited them to my fifteenth birthday party, along with all the girls
from my class. Of course, I was already well into my whole 'I hate boys!'
thing, so when they got there, I got all the girls to really start bugging
them! Name-calling, teasing, sneering, cold shoulders, everything, and the
whole time, I made it pretty clear that I was the one egging all of 'em on.
When the party was over, I told them I wanted to take them up to my room
and tell them just why they shouldn't have been so stupid as to accept a
perfectly legitimate invitation.
You would not BELIEVE how hard those two fucked me! I mean, they seem like
pretty wimpy guys, but all that teasing and humiliation had really gotten
them pissed off at me, and they took it out on me with their cocks. At
first they took turns, in plain old missionary style the first two times,
each of 'em acting like they were trying to use their cocks to nail me to
my bed. Then Hiroshi slapped my breasts around and ordered me to get up on
hands and knees, which I did, of course, all the while sniffling and
whimpering and doing the poor raped girl routine (guys love it when I do
that one, though my reputation mean it isn't called for much anymore). He
grabbed my hair and rode me doggy style like his life depended on me, and
damned if I don't miss my long hair, because I loved it when guys would do
that! Daisuke got in on the act and fucked my mouth, and after awhile they
switched, then switched again. These guys were acting like I was their
first and last fuck ever! Since I haven't done them since, it probably was.

Of course, before it was done, they wanted to fuck both my pussy and ass,
but I wouldn't let them, and instead they wound up double-stuffing my
pussy. Now, of course, these were my first two guys, but I'd been working
my pussy pretty much since I was ten. Still, they stretched me out really
nicely, and there are still only a few things I love more than having two
cocks in one hole.
Now, you may be asking yourself, 'But, Akane, if you'd vowed to be the
biggest slut you could, why no anal sex?' Well, I'm getting to that! So
just shut up and I'll get to it as soon as I get back from giving Sasuke
his weekly hand job in return for his silence as to... well, I'll get to
that later, too.
Anyway, that was the year I also started getting all A's in my classes. Oh
sure, the world can go on and on about the intensity and focus of the
Japanese school system, but I dare you to find a straight man that won't
exchange better grades for great blowjobs. I remember one time I was
blowing my homeroom teacher in his classroom between periods, and class
restarted. I had to stay there under his desk the entire class, most of it
with his cock stuffed all the way in my mouth.
Of course, the same thing has happened on occassion with Hinako-sensei, but
it's so much easier for your tongue to get tired when you're giving a
female head than a guy.
So, anyway, I had set my sights on the one male that might screw things up
for me if he found out about my vow, so certainly, I had to secure HIS
silence with my sexual wiles.
That man being my father, of course.
It was pretty easy, all in all. I walked in on him while he was rinsing for
the bath, and he blushed and stammered and said I shouldn't be in there. I
just smiled sweetly, and without a word dropped to my knees and blew him.
Just like that.
Now, if you know my dad, you know he's pretty spineless, always whining and
crying and giving in under any pressure, so you'd probably figure me going
down on him would utterly freak him out. Nope. He sat there in shock for a
minute or so, then grabbed my head and started really fucking my face,
moaning and growling about his sweet Akane-chan, how I'd made him so happy,
how my cocksucking skills would have made my mother proud. Huh. Who'd've
thunk, ne?
Anyway, for the rest of the day, I shared my parents' wedding bed with him,
and he worked me over 'til my head spun. He must have been saving up ever
since mom died, because when he finally passed out asleep in the wee hours
of the morning, I don't think there was a part of me inside or out that
wasn't coated in cum. Yup, that's right, I'd been saving my anal virginity
for my dear daddy. To this day, that's still his favorite, he hardly ever
even touches my pussy.
Often enough at night he'll come stealing into my room, and I'll obligingly
roll over and lay flat on my stomach while he pulls down my pajama bottoms
just enough to bare my cute little rear, and he'll wail away at my asshole
with his cock, moaning and groaning with pleasure over fucking his youngest
daughter.
Of course, Kasumi could definitely have created problems as well, but I
took care of her almost as easily. Sure, to everyone else she seems like
the sweetest woman in the world. But once she's got you behind closed
doors, she becomes Frau Uberbitch. I guess she really took that whole thing
about being a surrogate mom to me and Nabiki seriously, because she'd never
pass up on a chance to give us the worst spanking she could. Or maybe she
just likes smacking her sisters' cute asses. Either way, that was my
ticket.
All it took was some little 'accident', and I got yanked off to her room
for my punishment. She must've been feeling in a particularly annoyed mood
that day, because she barely took the time to yank my panties down before
she started wailing away with her bare hand. But this time, I did the
appropriate crying and whining before shifting to moaning and gasping,
arching back into the spanks like I was having the time of my life (when it
was really only the second or third best time of my life at that point, I'd
say). That seemed to surprise her. Then she got this absolute most EVIL
look on her face, and got out the paddle.
Sure, I couldn't sit comfortably for over a week, and I have to call her My
Goddess Kasumi-sama when we're alone, but I'd say it's definitely worth it.

You know that whole contest thing where Kuno said anyone who can defeat me
can 'date' me? My idea. Yup, completely! Proposed to him one night while I
was laying on my back with my legs spread like 'an honorable Japanese
woman' so he could pump into me. Despite the whole samurai schtick, Tachi's
little fetish is voyeurism. So, I proposed this idea to him, and he ran
with it.
Every other day or so, I'd let a few of the boys win, and what would ensue
would be a gangbang right there in the middle of the school courtyard. I
really got off on everyone watching cocks pumping between my lips, into my
pussy and ass, between my breasts. And of course me proclaiming myself as a
total man-hater only made 'em fuck me harder. I really did learn a lot that
year. For one thing, I learned that with careful positioning, I can take
care of six guys at once. I tried eight one time, but I just wound up
kicking them someplace I was trying to do nice things to.
The principal, once he returned, heard about all this, and called me to his
office. You're not gonna believe this, but he had his cock surgically
altered to look like a frigging PALM TREE! Just like the one on his head.
Weird, but I'm willing to bet that there's not another sensation like it on
this planet. He also has his office better outfitted for S&M than Kasumi's
room.
Of course, Nabiki charges me when I want to do her. But trust me on this...
I get what I pay for. And that's all I'll say on that matter.
Oh, alright, I'll explain the Sasuke thing. Like I said, Kuno's deal is
voyeurism. So one night, he promises me he'll do anything for me if I'll do
his sister while he's watching. I'm not gonna pass up an offer like THAT.
So, I had him do the one thing Kodachi would never expect: HE drugged HER.
Anyway, while she was out, I tied her up and blindfolded her. Now, you'd
assume that Kodachi, being Kodachi, would be a total dominatrix, right?
Well, if she was, she didn't show it that night. She begged, she pleaded,
she came on demand. However, since she also swore that she'd dump my body
where they'd never find it if she found out who it was doing all that stuff
to her, I decided against a repeat performance.
Anyway, the thing with Sasuke is, he saw the whole thing, too. Of course,
he just whacked off like Kuno was doing, but he's also blackmailed me into
giving him a weekly jerkoff as payment. Eh. I'd probably do it anyway. I do
love the feeling of cum spurting on my fingers. Or anywhere else on my
body.
Of course, I had to change all that when Ranma arrived. Damn the man! He
really would have freaked if he learned his new iinazuke was the town
bicycle, and who knows what such a weird guy might do? I mean, yeah, I'm an
utter whore, but there're some things that're just a little too weird.
Sometimes I wonder if my sisters fobbed me off on him to try and curb some
of my "appetite"... like they weren't both enjoying said appetite. Bitches.

However, along with Ranma came his father, Genma, and of course daddy was
only too eager to share his slutty little daughter with his best friend.
Their favorite thing to do is double-stuff my ass, pumping both their cocks
into my tight little rear hole, and if you don't think that's MY favorite
thing to do, too, you haven't been paying attention! Uncle Genma, like
daddy, seems near-inexhaustible, and I ended another night completely
bathed in cum; Aunt Nodoka must not have given it up very often when Uncle
Genma was at home.
Also, a bit after Ranma, came Ryoga... not that Ranma ever came with me,
like I said, that's a bit too weird even for me. But Ryoga, hoo boy! He
wandered into my room one night while I was REALLY horny (daddy and Uncle
Genma were, as the songs says, "too drunk to fuck") and masturbating all on
my lonesome. The second he walked in the door, I pounced him, yanked his
pants down, and sucked him off for about a half an hour. Afterwards, he
just wandered off in a kind of daze. He tends to get dazed like that
whenever he sees me now. I wonder what he'd act like if I'd actually gotten
him to fuck me...?
Speaking of people going into dazes, Tofu-sensei's pretty easy to explain.
He'd come over for some scratches I had (Yuka always rakes me with her
nails when I find her g-spot, which always gets Sayuri so turned-on she
cums right then), and stuck around to talk with daddy. Who knows why he
came upstairs, but he walked right in on me and Kasumi, me bent over and up
on tiptoes from my bound wrists being chained to the ceiling and my sister
in full dom gear fucking my ass with a big black strapon. I'm guessing
Ono's tastes aren't exactly typical, since it's my sister he goes goofy
for. Figures.
Still, his mom was really great, bending me over her husband's shrine and
giving me a thorough finger-fucking with those big hands.
Ah, and then there's the Golden Pair, and what a pair they are. It's true
Mikado never managed to kiss me, but he can console himself with the fact
that he did get to make all three of my holes sloppy with his cum. If I
wasn't so turned on by being cum in and on, he'd've never satisfied me, as
Mr. Smooth is a premature ejaculator. The upside being that he cums
GALLONS. So I was a happy little cumslut. And sweet little Azusa, as you
might expect, is a wildcat in the sack, shrieking and clawing and talking
dirty, slapping and biting and all that fun stuff. If I thought Yuka
scratched me up, she may as well have been wearing rubber gloves compared
to Azusa. The only annoying part was after, when she'd roll me over and
give each individual scratch a french name.
And, of course, eventually Happosai showed up, too. Of course, I
immediately wrote him off as WAY too old to get it up anymore. Boy, was I
ever wrong. He snuck into my bedroom one night and yanked off my pajama
bottoms to get at my panties. Even though I pretended to be asleep, having
my PJ pants ripped off so suddenly had me immediately drenched. That little
old pervert noticed, and instead of stealing my panties, he pushed them
aside and whipped out his FOOT AND A HALF LONG COCK! No kidding, that
shriveled freak had eighteen inches of virile meat, and he pumped them into
me all the night long like I was hollow. He can only get it up once a month
or so, but hot damn, that's a time of the month to look forward to!
I just realized, if I try and give details on every freak that's showed up
because of Ranma being around, I'll be writing forever, and I've got more
important long things to wrap my hand around than a pencil. So let's be a
bit quicker:
Gosunkugi, the weird little freak, taught me tantric sex.
Mousse fucked my pussy for two hours all the while shouting "Oh, Shampoo!"
Cologne........ okay, I was very drunk. Luckily drunk enough I hardly
remember any of it. Even I don't have an excuse for that one.
Sentaro tried me out to see if I really would make a good bride. His
grandma watched, supervised, and eventually put me to her own tests. Yes,
she did use the tea set.
Satsuki punished me for trying to "steal" her intended. Yes, the monkey got
a piece of me, too.
Tsubasa hiked up his skirts and fucked me from behind while I leaned on a
wall. We've since had a lot of fun with his various disguises and *ahem*
outfits.
I seduced Shampoo's little sisters Linlin and Ranran into providing me some
double trouble.
I bet the Gambler King certain favors and lost. Oh well. He turned out not
to have much of an ace up his sleeve.
Niku, An, Karee, and Piza, the little dumpling-headed guys, turned out to
have cocks almost as big as Happosai's.
The baka-neko could make SOME parts of him solid. And boy were they big
parts and VERY solid.
I showed Yotaro that there were plenty of fun things to do inside. Then I
seduced his mom into doing them with him. I love encouraging family
bonding.
Yes, Picolette's tongue and mouth really are as good in bed as you can
imagine. The same goes for Madame Saint-Paul. Sacre bleu, but two at once
was something special!
I did venture to the cursed side for Pansuto Tarou. Of course, since in his
monster form his cock's about half as big as I am, I rode it in a different
way than usual. In human form, he fit in me, but he was still damn big. And
damn good.
Harumaki wandered into my dreams once, and relived his THIRD date with
Gyoko-san.
Mariko is as acrobatic as you'd think. Only problem is that she insists on
cheerleading certain things that I can do just fine without the rhyming
encouragement.
It took me a long time of working on it, but I eventually got Aunty Nodoka
to walk on the wild side. She "taught me to be feminine" by planting the
blade of her katana in her back yard and having me ride the handle for an
entire afternoon. The woman's a sadist. An upshot of marrying Ranma will be
having her in the family.
Kirin supervised the Seven Lucky Gods in fucking me thoroughly before he
took his turn; the mighty prince enjoys sloppy seconds, seems. (As a side
note... I REALLY love fucking twins!)
Toma and me had more time in those little catacombs than Ranma thinks. I
love taking a young boy's cherry. Especially this arrogant little snot's.
Mint and Lime got their fill of "boobies". I gave Mint a superfast titfuck
while Lime was fucking me hard enough that I thought he was gonna cause an
earthquake. Once Herb heard them praise me, he had to try me out. Made me
seriously reconsider my boycott on Ranma.
Like I said earlier, I love screwing virgins, and with Shinnosuke, it's
like taking his virginity every time.
Well, Ryuu was pretending to be Ranma, after all, and I wouldn't want to be
an inattentive iinazuke, would I?
And, just to prove what an utter slut I am, I came upon Shirokuro and
Arumajiro-kun mating near Kuno's place, and took it upon myself to become
their, ahem, "middle-man". A dog's knot swelling up in your cum-filled
asshole is just another one of those things you have to experience for
yourself to believe.
Kodachi's pet alligator Midorigame... again, VERY drunk.
I think that's just about everyone. If I've had any more memorable
encounters, they've been bounced out of my head by one too many facefucks.
You know, after writing all of this, I've started thinking... maybe Ranma
and I really SHOULD try and be a better couple. After all, I've fucked
everyone else in town. Maybe he'll stop insulting my figure if I give him a
taste of it. As long as he doesn't want, ugh, commitment.
Oh... I guess anyone reading would wonder about my two rival fiances,
Shampoo and Ukyo. Well, I have to tell you, I haven't even gotten close. A
little grope in the bath, a bit of grab-ass in the locker room, that's as
far as I've gotten. Both have repelled every single foray I've made it.
Hmph. I hate such close couples.

~ End ~