Katsuragi Misato Warning: This is a lemon Ranma 1/2 fanfic Standard warnings apply for those who are too young or who don't dig lemon. Standard warnings apply for those who don't like Ranma 1/2. Standard warnings apply for those who are illiterate. These characters are not my own, but this story is a product of my twisted mind. Go figure. Ranma 1/2 Lemon, Bedtime Stories Part 1: Rubber P-chan, You're The One.. That Makes Bathtime So Much Fun.. "Oh! Yes! Take me like that!" "Growf!" "Jeez... Mom and Oyaji really shouldn't go at it like that, especially when we're around.", Ranma grunts. "Saotome, you're just jealous cause you're not getting any.", Nabiki eyes him down. "If you were nicer to Akane, she would probably go for it.", she says, lying on Akane's bed, exercising. Ranma couldn't keep his eyes or his mind off of Nabiki's legs, each feminine limb being thrust in the air, in a pounding rhythm. Nabiki catches Ranma's gaze on her body and gets up. "Ranma-chan.. all you have to do is ask me.. and I'll do anything you want.", she huskily says, brushing her chest against his knees, and looking him in the eyes. She notices his growing manhood and cheerily says, "I forgot! I have an appointment to extort money from Kuno! Ja, ne!" Nabiki leaves the room giggling at Ranma's predicament, and Ranma with his desire. "Chikusho! What am I gonna do now?", Ranma says to himself a little too loudly. "What are you gonna do about what?", Akane says sleepily from the floor. He had forgotten that she was there the whole time, sleeping. He was still turned on, and realized that Akane's school uniform shirt was unbuttoned to the sternum, exposing the top half of her lingerie covered breasts. "Uh, nothing.", Ranma drooled. "Ranma, daijobu? You don't look well..", she says as she gets up to test his forehead. Instead, she steps on her skirt, which tears off of her, leaving her legs bare, covered only by the length of the blouse. She yelps, blushing from head to toe, attempting to cover her sex from Ranma. "Get out, Ranma! I gotta change!", she yells as Ranma sits and drools. Nothing happens, so Akane picks up the stiff-bodied Ranma and throws him out of her window. "Damn sukebe! Always gotta watch out for him.." "I wonder where I'm at now.. It looks like San Bernadino.. no, Osaka!", Ryouga says, sitting in the tree outside of Akane's window. He notices that Akane is in the room next to the tree. "What's Akane doing in Osaka? Yipe! NAKED!!", he thinks to himself as he falls out of the tree from a forceful nosebleed. Akane hears the thunk of Ryouga hitting ground, so she looks out of her window, and sees him lying there in a pool of his own blood. She jumps out of the window, and lands beside him. "Ryouga-kun! No.. I gotta do something quick!", she says, picking Ryouga up and carrying him back into the house. Ranma wakes from unconsciousness to find a half-naked Akane carrying a limp Ryouga into the dojo. Akane takes Ryouga into the washroom, and lies him on the floor. She peels the bloody clothes from his body, and piles them in a corner of the room, leaving him in his tiger-striped underwear that matches his bandanna. She thinks, 'If he was wearing a matching bikini top, he'd look like a cute girl alien! Hee! But noone would think up an idea THAT crazy!!' Akane hoses Ryouga off with warm water, to dissipate the blood, and to find the sources of the blood. "Masaka! All of the blood came from his nose?! Kami-sama! But I'm glad that he's okay.", Akane whispers to herself. Ryouga wakes, warm and wet, to see Akane's face near his own. "Akane-kun!", Ryouga says, noticing his wetness, and then his semi- nakedness, sits up abruptly and covers his crotch. Although Ryouga didn't realize it, Akane was still half-dressed, and what she was wearing was soaked through with watered down Ryouga blood... but his cock realized it, and started to rise in his hands. Ryouga blushes, and tries to hide it the best that he can. Akane, on the other hand, saw everything that was happening, and took one of Ryouga's hands away from his crotch, and held it in her own. "You like me, don't you, Ryouga-chan. Otherwise...", Akane trails off, looking into his eyes. Ryouga looks away, ashamed at his lack of control. "h- h- Hai, so desu.", he stammers out, expecting Akane to laugh at him. He feels her other hand, moving his face to hers. "I like you too, Ryouga-chan." She meets his mouth in a tender kiss. Ryouga, because of his "confession", feels a great deal of weight lift off of him. For once in his life, he is confident... and incredibly horny. He kisses her back, a little more passionately, much to Akane's surprise. He pulls away, and gazes into Akane's eyes. "Akane-chan... you are so.. utsukushii.", Ryouga whispers to the girl kneeling in front of him. He says, "Would you make love to me?", and doesn't even gulp. Akane doesn't look surprised, but she looks sultrily back at him. "I was wondering when you were going to ask, baka." She leaps towards him, knocking him on to the tile floor. However, he was prepared, and caught her in his arms, and catching her lips with his own. She opens her mouth slightly to greet his tongue with hers. Kissing madly, Ryouga cups her breasts with his hands, feeling the vibration of Akane's muffled moans in his own mouth. He squeezes and caresses the perfect orbs, feeling her nipples harden under the hot, moist cloth. Akane pulls back, taking Ryouga by surprise and says to herself, "Well, the skirt's ripped, might as well have it match the shirt." Akane rips the clinging cloth off of her body, and flings the ruined shirt into the same corner as Ryouga's clothing lay. Ryouga smiles evilly at her and says, "Take off your bra." Akane spins away from him, making her breasts jiggle, undoes the back clasp, and throws the bra across the wash room. She covers her tits, turns around, and giggles at Ryouga. "Come and get it, tora.", she sexily says to him. "I'll be happy to oblige.", he says, and follows her into the steaming bath, slipping off his briefs. When they are both submerged in the water, Ryouga grabs Akane into his arms and restarts the kissing. She kisses him back forcefully, feeling the pent-up passion take over her otherwise sensible body. She starts a rub-down on his body, feeling his hard muscles underneath his hot flesh, and kneading them with her palms. Ryouga responds with one of his hands on her breast, tweaking a nipple softly. Akane gasps, breaking away from the kiss. She sighs loudly as he takes the hard rose-colored nipple into his mouth, licking it deliberately slow and torturing. She combs her hand through his thick black hair, and holds his head to her chest. Ryouga uses his other hand to crawl slowly down to her wriggling sex, which is being tortured and pleased at the same time by the sheer panties that was still on her, under the water. He leaves both areas, takes a deep breath, and dunks himself under the water, going for Akane's crotch. Akane yelps in surprise when she feels his chin on her clit. Ryouga takes the opportunity while Akane lifts her butt up, to take her panties off with his teeth. Ryouga surfaces, his back to Akane. "Ryouga-chan. Why did you do that?", Akane asks, only to have Ryouga turn to face her with her soaked panties hanging from between his teeth. Akane takes her panties from his teeth, and drops them to the side of the tub. "Oishii, ne?", Akane whispers huskily to the boy in the tub with her. Ryouga smiles evilly and nods slightly. "Well, if you thought that was good, I have something even better for you.", she says. Akane giggles to the sight of Ryouga licking his lips hungrily. "Well, then. Dinner's served.", she says as she rises in the water, uncovering her sex. "Itadakimasu!", Ryouga chimes, burying his face in between the girl's legs, making her loudly moan out his name. Meanwhile, Ranma-chan is walking up the stairs to retrieve some hot water to change back into his male form. She hears the low moaning of Ryouga and the high pitched wailing of Akane calling out Ryouga's name, and realizes immediately what's going on. "That damn Ryouga!", Ranma-chan mutters under her breath, and runs up the remaining stairs. "Oh! Ryouga-kun.... oh... yes.. m-more please!", Akane, losing control of her body, cries. He responds by licking more frantically and ravenously. "I can't take this anymore.", Ranma-chan says to herself, standing outside of the bathroom door, and kicks it in. Both Ryouga and Akane stand up, startled at the sudden intrusion. "Ranma!", they both exclaim, shocked as hell. Ranma-chan, looking at the floor, fists clenched tight, says quietly, yet firmly: "You can't have her." "She said that she loves me. Isn't that right, Akane-chan?", Ryouga puts his arms around Akane, and looks into her eyes for the answer. Akane looks away ashamedly and says, "I'm sorry, Ryouga-kun." Akane shoves both Ryouga and Ranma-chan out of her way as she runs out of the bathroom, naked and dripping. "Ranma! What I am going to do to you!! She said that she loved me!", Ryouga screams and clenches his fists, ready to charge. He looks up at the girl and sees that she has gone after Akane. "Akane! Come back! Please!" Ranma-chan runs after the crying girl, and tackles her against the hallway. Akane looks away from the redhead's face, crying. "Akane..." Ranma-chan lifts Akane's face to meet her gaze "It's okay. Really." "No it's not! Ryouga-kun and I were going to...." "But you don't love him.. you already proved that to me.", Ranma-chan cut her off, and then kissed her, gently. "I'm sorry, Ranma." "I know." They embrace. "RANMA!" Ryouga screams when he sees the couple embrace. "Tenshin Amiguriken!" Ranma-chan's attack produces a new hole in the dojo's ceiling, providing a lovely exit for Ryouga as he is becoming a new form of projectile, the P-chan rocket. "Now, get some clothes on, kawaiikune irogegane..." "Try turning into a boy first, baka." Author notes: Damn... I didn't think that the lemon would end this way... it just goes to show what happens when you drink too much Mountain Dew. ^_^ Don't get me wrong... I'm a huge Ryouga fan, and I figured that it was about time that he got what he deserved: a piece of Akane. Hell, I'd like a piece of him myself. ^_- Wait, I didn't say that. Really. "It's time for your medication now!" Uh oh... time for me to go... Katsuragi Misato yuna@csnsys.com http://www.csnsys.com/yuna/ Japanese vocab. used in the lemon: oyaji: old man. Ranma uses this to call his father, instead of the more honorable "otosan." chikusho: dammit. daijobu: you okay? sukebe: lecher, pervert, horny. masaka: unbelievable Kami-sama: God utsukushii: beautiful baka: stupid, idiot. Staple dialogue for Ranma and Akane. tora: tiger. bad joke, huh? i could be writing for Streamline, no problem. oishii, ne?: delicious, huh? itadakimasu: always said before meals tenshin amiguriken: Ranma's million fist attack. did I spell it right? kawaiikune: uncute irogegane: sexless, tomboy (common for Ranma to call Akane) -- Katsuragi Misato- Head of Strategics and Tactics for NERV N E R V : God's In His Heaven, All's Right With The World Visit NERV at: http://www.csnsys.com/yuna/