Breaking Heads
a random Love Hina/Ranma 1/2 crossover
by Lawrence Chu
Dialogue credits listed below.

NOTE: THIS IS A LEMON SCENE. If you're under 18 or 21 or whatever legal
age is in your state/country, turn back now. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Setup: For no apparent reason, Tatewaki Kuno challenges Motoko Aoyama to
a duel on some timeless morning. During the fierce battle, parts of
both Kuno's and Motoko's clothes get sliced off, despite the fact that
both of them use bokken.

-----Begin Lemon Scene Here-----

"I can feel your prodigious engine stirring in the very centre of my
vitals!" cried Kuno, upon seeing Motoko's naked flesh. Instantly, he'd
forgotten about his red-haired maiden, and reached up to brush this
raven-haired beauty's cheek.

"Your lascivious touches have lighted up a new fire that wanton'd
through all my veins," whispered Motoko back, as her skin first
discovered the touch of a man. (That fool Urashima didn't count.)

"You bewitching vision, you have stolen my heart, my soul, and my spunk!
Your lips pursue me, so that I cannot escape from kissing them in purest
self-defense!" Kuno whispered furiously to this new beauty his; "Pray,
allow me to feast my eyes with the touch and perusal, feast my lips with
kisses of the highest relish!"

Thought Motoko to herself, "Oh! such rare and exquisite provocatives!"
as she gently laid her eyes on this wonderous swordsman, her equal in
ability and passion. Reaching behind her back and unbinding her
breasts, she moaned, "These fleshly orbs shake with undisguised
pleasure!"

"What joy inexpressible! My joy is lost in a sea of greater bliss than I
have ever known!" thought Kuno, as he helped her undo her robes and she
his. As she gentally caressed the small of his back, he groaned. "Your
lascivious touches have lighted up a new fire that wanton'd through all
my veins!" And with that, he began kissing her down the neck, her
shoulders, all the curves
of her body.

"It is too much, I cannot bear it!" thought Motoko, as the bliss of her
flesh discovering a man's lips rushed through her. Out loud, she cried,
"Please sir, I beg you! Ease back your attack so that I may compose
myself to compass the admission of that stupendous head of your
machine!"

"My life! My soul! The springs of pleasure are wound to such a pitch
that I cannot help but succumb to extacy!" Kuno cried; removing what was
left of his hakama. As he lay himself upon her, he could think nothing
but, "Oh, insupportable delight! Oh! Superhuman rapture! Oh! my gum,
this is wonderful! wonderful!"

Motoko screamed as Kuno braved his way into her body. "Ah! your
irresistible thrust has murdered at once my maidenhead, and very nearly
me! I am stir'd beyond bearing with your furious agitation's within me,
gorged and cramm'd, even to surfeit!" The swordswoman felt waves of
pleasure overcoming her, and felt a rush from deep within. "Please,"
she breathed, "my heart's fluttering so, in rivulets of fire! Quickly,
unleash your fluids and put it out!"

"What now, have you enough of my red-headed champion?!" panted the
swordsman, gazing intently at the porcelain beauty before him. "I say
nay, let me lay him on again in such wondrous battle with your own
red-center'd cleft of flesh!"

"Oh Sir!...Good Sir!...pray do not spare me! ah! ah!"

"I am spending! I am spending! I spend! I die!"

The two collapsed on a pile on the ground.

"Your cunny has grasped me and milked me of my passions! Oh delicious
deliriums! I lay pleasure-drench'd and spent," exhaled Tatewaki Kuno,
feeling a wave of Heaven most unknown. He turned to his new lover, who
smiled back at him.

"Kiss me now and forever, for your thrusts have made me your willing
slave!"

-----End Lemon Scene Here-----

All dialogue comes courtesy of the Victorian Sex Cry Generator:
http://www.hootisland.com/cgi-bin/victorian.cgi

I hope your head's been broken. ^_^

Lawrence Chu
lawrence@sandwich.net

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"To you, this rice means nothing, but to me, rice is like my mother and
father...don't f*** on my family. Apologize to the rice." -- Chow
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