From: michaelrhea@hotmail.com The endless deluge of "Ranma and Akane admit their true romantic feelings for one another" fanfics is bad enough.Even more disturbing, it seems that whenever I look for Ranma fanfics,I always seem to run into at least one anti-Ukyou fanfic.As a knight of the spatula girl's engagement to Ranma Saotome,not only have I run into too many of these anti-Ukyou fics(Sean Gaffney's "Sour Times" takes the cake,as does a certain rape fic by Jeffrey "One Shot" Wong in which I've not only managed to avoid reading after reading the description on his fanfic page without ever clicking the link to his fic,but I've also managed to avoid his page.And I don't ever want to read that fic,in which fortunately I don't know the title of.),these such fics(nearly all in which Ranma chooses Akane)ARE TURNING MY STOMACH.Thus,I've written my first lemon fanfic as an EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME! Disclaimer:None of these characters are mine,and no copyright infringement is intended.This fic is not intended to offend people who pair Ukyou with Ryouga(a pairing that would be OK if I was pairing Ranma with Shampoo,Nabiki,Kasumi,or Kodachi;all of whom are better bridal choices for Ranma than Akane). LEMON WARNING:Yes,there are strong sex scenes in this fic.If you are underage and/or are offended by such material,please hit the BACK button on your web browser(you have been warned).Otherwise,read on. A Wet Dream Come True(A Ranma 1/2 Lemon Fanfic),by Mike Rhea ************************************************************ Ranma walked through the door of Ucchan's Okonomiyaki.The bathtub at the Tendou residence was broken again,but Ranma didn't want to go to the public baths with Happousai,as he didn't want a repeat of that one time in which the old lech embarrassed him and got away with it. Once he walked in,he sat at the counter where his best friend Ukyou,a bit discouraged by lack of customers,greeted him. "Hungry,Ran-chan?" she inquired. "Do you have beef okonomiyaki,Ucchan?" he returned. "It'll be just a couple of minutes,Ran-chan." About 2 minutes later,Ukyou placed a dish with a heart-shaped okonomiyaki in front of her fiance.She then walked around the counter, placed another plate next to him,and sat down.They engulfed their plates and were done within 4 minutes. "Ucchan,the bathtub at the Tendou Doujou is broken,and I don't want to deal with Happousai at the public bathhouse.Can I please use your bathtub?" inquired Ranma. "Help yourself,Ran-chan" replied Ukyou. Unaware that Ukyou would finally have him right where she wants him, Ranma walked upstairs to the bathroom,undressed,and walked straight into the bathtub. Meanwhile,two minutes later,Ukyou closed the restaurant early;then walked upstairs to her room,where she undressed before walking into the bathroom where her fiance was taking a bath. While taking a bath,Ranma realized that the soap was just outside the bathtub.Unaware that Ukyou had just walked into the bathroom stark nude,Ranma walked out of the bathtub.At that moment,Ukyou blushed profusely,then took an excellent look at her fiance.She remembered when Ranma was weakened by that moxibustion and when Genma showed her revealing pictures of her fiance(In fact,on the second picture,she told Genma "Move your fingers!"). However,her excellent look at her nude fiance didn't go unreturned: Ranma,too,took an an excellent at how beautiful and desirable her body looked.Her breasts,normally covered in breast bindings,were very pleasant to look at.He had accidentally seen Akane and Shampoo au naturel,but it obviously couldn't top what he was seeing in his cute fiancee right before him.Ukyou then notiiced that Ranma was steadily looking at her,too.*Kawaii,*thought Ranma to himself as he felt a twitch in front of where his legs meet. Suddenly,his looks began to make Ukyou feel a bit uncomfortable as her already profuse blush deepened.Unable to take it anymore,she grabbed a spare giant spatula that she kept in the bathroom and whacked Ranma on the head with it. For a brief moment,Ranma was unconscious from the blow.Then,as Ukyou was still looking at him,Ranma suddenly felt very lusty.He then started walking slowly towards Ukyou. **Music:"I Want Your Sex,"by George Michael** Suddenly,Ukyou started feeling a bit uneasy and pale.Then,suddenly,her conscience and anti-conscience appeared on each side of her head.The anti-conscience told her *Run for your life!He's gonna rape you*.On the other hand,her conscience told her *Get a grip!This is your own fiance!Not only is he supposed to do this,you been dreaming of him doing this to you for at least a decade!*.Then,Ranma suddenly interrupted his fiancee's uneasiness with these words:"Ucchan,this may hurt at first;but if my stupid old man had told me in the first place that you were truly a girl,I wouldn't have chosen okonomiyaki.I'm not making that same mistake again." Ukyou blushed profusely after hearing what Ranma had just said.At the same time,her nipples hardened and her love petals began to stir in arousal as Ranma finally cornered her.For a long time,Ranma had treated Ukyou no more than a mere old friend.That,suddenly would change immediately:Ukyou bit her lip to stifle a cry of pain as she felt Ranma's hardness break her virgin barrier. "Gomen nasai,Ucchan,"said a somewhat worried Ranma. "It's OK,Ran-chan.I was hoping you'd do that.Please continue." replied Ukyou. Ranma then continued thrusting repeatedly.Though he had felt guilty about doing this to his one true friend.,he understood that Ukyou had been dreaming of this and that it didn't hurt her even a fraction of how much Genma's dirty trick did at least a decade earlier.Besides, pleasure had begun to erase the pain in Ukyou's nether regions.She and Ranma began moaning in pleasure and unison.Their hips pulsed together in hard rhythmic understanding.As they pumped,their breathing became ragged,and there was a slight squelching sound as they kept pumping while Ranma began to fondle Ukyou's breasts. Ukyou then wrapped her legs around Ranma's as he lifted her into the air as the climax approached.Her moans only got louder as Ranma continued pumping.With one final thrust from Ranma,Ukyou came."RAN- CHAAAAAAAAAAAN,I LOVE YOU!," she shouted as the ecstasy of an orgasm overcome her body,her love juices dribbling out of her sex. Just after his fiancee came,Ranma wouldn't last long himself.As soon as he felt her fluid touch his balls,he too climaxed. "UCCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN,I love you too!" he shouted as he squirted his load all the way inside of her. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..." they both said as Ukyou felt Ranma's fluid spray inside of her,as about the same time the sound of an alarm clock awakened Ukyou from her dream. ************************************************************** Ukyou awakened from the dream to find something warm on top of her. That something was her own husband,Ranma Saotome.Both were stark naked and "joined" at the pelvis.It was their first wedding anniversary,and it has also been that long since they abandoned Nerima for their current home in western Kyoto. "So it wasn't a dream after all,Ran-chan,"said Ukyou. "Of course it wasn't,Ucchan.When I told you in the bath that a truly loved you more than okonomiyaki,it was no lie.You are the only true friend that I've ever had.You've never made me feel uncomfortable. Akane always made me feel uneasy.That fateful day in the bathroom was truly a wake up call.You are truly kawaii from the inside out,no matter what you wear." replied Ranma. **Music:"Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company** Realizing that today was the slowest day of the week business-wise, Ukyou told her husband "Ran-chan,my legs are weak.Why don't we not worry about the restaurant today and spend our anniversary in the bedroom making passionate love to each other instead?" "Anything for you,Ucchan my love,"replied Ranma. Together,Ranma and Ukyou got down to business..with each other.Since that fateful nude encounter,cooking okonomiyaki hasn't been Ukyou Saotome's lone livelyhood.The other livelyhood is that she's been living a decade long dream,on that has become...a wet dream come true. Overhearing yet another romantic moment between his daughter and son- in-law,Mr.Kuonji,who reunited with his daughter as soon as Ranma finally chose her as his bride,thought to himself *Ranma Saotome,you have made me and my daughter proud of you once again.* ******************************************************* Meanwhile,at Tokyo's Ueno Zoo;Ataru Moroboshi,Lum,and Ten were at the panda exhibit.There they noticed a panda from the Bayankala mountain range in China's Qinghai province.It often held up wooden signs. "Lum,do pandas normally hold up wooden signs?" inquired Ten. "No,Ten.However it may be a rare species of panda,"said Lum."Darling, do you know of any species of panda that hold up wooden signs on a regular basis?" she asked Ataru. "No,but I must admit that this particular panda does seem kinda amusing,even if he does look kinda depressed,"replied Ataru. The sign that the panda was holding up read this:"Has anybody seen my son?" THE END ******************************************************* The hentai fanfic you've just read is my non-violent alternative to going postal and blowing the heads off of known authors of anti-Ukyou fanfics(fics in which she either is paired with Konatsu,commits suicide,has something terrible happen to her,or is lonely and depressed because she doesn't have either Ranma or Ryouga to have and to hold).SO TAKE THAT,SEAN "SOUR TIMES" GAFFNEY AND JEFF WONG! Special thanks to the Philip Mak,Yoru-Hikage,and Nall(whose various lemon fics that pair Ranma with Ukyou inspired my first lemon);as well as Ryan Anderson,the author of the non-lemon "Parody of a Moment," which not only was written in response to the endless deluge of "Ranma and Akane admit their true romantic feelings for one another" fics on the Internet,but also helped inspire my first ever lemon fic,which I've not only written in response to the endless deluge of "Ranma gets Akane" fics,but specifically the anti-Ukyou fics I've described at least twice.BTW,that Jeff Wong rape fic ain't the only Ranma fic I've refused to read after reading the description on a listing page(reading the description,in fact,was all I needed to prejudge it.:P):Did you know that I haven't had(and won't ever have) the guts to read a single chapter of "Daigakusei no Ranma/Daigakusei no Ukyou"(the so- called continuation fanfic series)? What other fanfics do I have up my sleeve?You never know.Remember,I'm the same fanfic author who's written at least 2 fanfics that pair up Tsubasa and Konatsu as a couple(which,IMHO,is the only right way to either character in a Ranma fanfic).Before you even think about flaming me,this is all I have to say:If you've read this far,why are you complaining? Other than the anti-flame warning,C&C are welcome. You can find more Ranma and Ukyou fanfics(by myself and other authors) on my page(the champagne of Ranma romance sites),devoted to the true eternal couple of Ranma 1/2. Mike Rhea Webmaster of The Ranma and Ukyou Pages! http://rei.animenetwork.com/ranchan/ "Akane,when you get so heavy?"-Shampoo,"Team Ranma vs. the Legendary Phoenix"