AKANE'S UNFORGETTABLE EVENING
by Android Zero

Ranma ½™ created by Rumiko Takahashi. © Shogakukan/Fuji TV/Kitty

      It was a Saturday morning at the Tendo Household and things were just about as normal as it can get when you're Soun Tendo, have three daughters with the youngest a martial artist, a best friend who turns into a panda and your future son-in-law becomes a girl at inconvenient times.
      Ranma was just practicing in the training hall just as Akane was walking in reading the morning newspaper and saw an ad in it addressing her.
      "Akane Tendo," she read. "Tonight is a night you won't forget. Come to Furinkan Park at twilight for an enchanted evening."
      Ranma was looking over and saw Akane walk by as she read the newspaper ad out loud. "Hey, Akane," said Ranma. "I heard you reading something."
      "It's none of your business, Ranma!" snapped Akane. "What difference does it concern you, anyway?"
      Ranma then grabbed the ad and began to read the same thing Akane said in a joking manner. "RANMA!" yelled Akane. "GIVE THAT BACK!"
      "An enchanted evening?" Ranma asked. "Whoever written this ad must ask for trouble!"
      With that, Akane smashed Ranma over the head with a mallet. Ranma dropped the paper with the ad on it and Akane grabbed it back. "You can be so irresponsible sometimes, Ranma!" growled Akane. "You don't care about anything!" She stormed into her room just as Ranma was getting up.
      Genma was on hand to help Ranma up. "Come on, Son," he said to Ranma. "Why can't you show Akane you care for her?"
      "Why don't you buzz off?!" shouted Ranma, dousing Genma with water, instantly turning him into a panda. After which, Ranma went to his room.
      "Here we go again," Genma said with his signs. "The shame of it all."

      Later that afternoon, Ranma was in his room, still hurting from Akane's mallet attack, and looking at the letter which was the same thing that Akane read in the papers. But he signed the name SARAN so it's not to alarm everyone in Nerima, especially Ranma's three other fiancées: Shampoo, Ukyo and Kodachi and his three rivals: Kuno, Mousse and Ryoga.
      "This isn't gonna be easy," he said to himself. "I have to show my true feelings without everybody butting in! I'll have to disguise myself."
      Akane was still looking at the ad that Ranma signed as SARAN. "Why does Ranma always have to be a dick?" she grumbled. "All over this Saran guy who promises me a good time. He's so jealous sometimes!" Then, Akane looks out her window and sees it's nearly twilight.
      "I'd better go," said Akane, putting the incident with Ranma behind. "Whoever Saran is, I'd better not keep him waiting." Akane then checked to see if Ranma was in his room. When she got there, the room was empty. "OOH! Ranma!" she growled. Before Akane left, she saw a piece of paper that Ranma used for his letter. After Akane looked at it, she nearly went in shock.
      "Ranma…" she cried, and headed off to Furinkan Park to meet Saran, tears in her eyes and holding the letter.

      At Furinkan Park, Ranma with his ponytail undone, wearing black sunglasses and dressed in a white casual outfit was waiting for Akane to show up while holding a bouquet in his hands. It was twilight and the park was deserted, as Ranma sit waiting on the bench.
      Then Akane started to walk towards the "disguised" Ranma with the newspaper ad.
      "Nice to meet you, Saran," smiled Akane. Then she looked around for anybody watching her. Then she flipped up her skirt and sat on his lap. Ranma then put his arms around her waist.
      "Akane," Ranma said, disguising his voice. "Your figure is the most hottest I've ever seen. I wanted you bad, but I was nervous."
      "Don't be nervous, Saran," Akane softly whispered, taking off her skirt and wiggling into his lap some more. "Just relax and go with the flow."
      Ranma took off Akane's blouse and then hugged her waist tightly as he and Akane were doing a little foreplay. "You got nice hips, Akane." Ranma said as Saran. "I love you."
      "Oh, Saran!" Akane said. "Take me in your arms now!"
      Ranma and Akane then began to take off everything and began to have sexual intercourse all over the park bench. Ranma's hands were rubbing all over Akane's hips and buttocks while he slowly and surely began to thrust his penis into her tight vagina. Never has Akane felt this in love with someone else.
      Akane was feeling him inside and began to move with his body all over the bench and soon they were on the grass, rolling around embracing each other in passionate love.

      After nighttime fell, Ranma and Akane got fully dressed after 4 hours of non-stop passion. Ranma was still in his disguise as Saran and cuddling Akane in his lap, while Akane was holding the bouquet he gave her.
      "Thanks, Saran," sighed Akane, happily in love. "Or should I aall you Ranma."
      Knowing Ranma heard his name, he nearly froze! "You knew?" he asked.
      Akane blushed, smiled and said nicely, "When I saw your letter in your room, I thought you'd do something to Saran. I didn't know you were Saran until I got the hint. SAotome RANma."
      Ranma sighed and was about to cry. "I don't deserve you, Akane. After what I'd done."
      "Oh, Ranma," Akane said comfortably, rubbing his face with her hand. "I know this fiancé thing is tough for you. It's tough for me, too. Anyway, I was wondering why you tease me every time?"
      Ranma just blushed and said, "I just couldn't find the right words, knowing how you'd react, so I had to do this so you wouldn't be offended by me."
      Akane never heard that out fo Ranma before. It was hard for him to say it with all the interference from the Fiancé Forces, their respected families and the Student Body of Furinkan High.
      "OH RANMA!" cried Akane on his shoulder in tears and with love.
      "Akane…" cried Ranma in the same manner. "I love you."
      As it was completely dark, Ranma and Akane walked back to the Tendo Dojo, as Akane was straightening out Ranma's hair returning it back to his ponytail. In Akane's bedroom, Ranma and Akane continued their passionate interlude together all throughout the night.

      The next morning, Genma who was in panda form went to Soun's room holding up a sign saying. "I can't find Ranma."
      "Ranma's gone?" Soun said. "He must've been hurt ever since that ad came up. Let's go, Saotome." He changed Genma back to human form with a teakettle and Genma was ready to look for Ranma.
      Genma and Soun checked in Kasumi's room, but Ranma wasn't in there. Nor was he in Nabiki's room. He wasn't even in Happosai's room for that matter.
      Then Genma and Soun when outside Akane's door and knocked on it. "Akane," Genma said. "You in there?"
      "Leave me alone!" Akane yelled behind the door."
      "Akane Tendo," ordered Soun. "You open this door immediately!"
      "I'M BUSY!" she yelled back. "Don't bother me!"
      This was all Soun and Genma can stand. Together, they broke down the door and saw to their surprise, Ranma and Akane in her bed with no clothes on and passionately entwined!
      Akane let out a scream in rage as did Ranma. "GET OUT!!" they shouted, throwing everything they can find at Soun and Genma. Soun repaired the door quickly and was sweating like crazy.
      "You don't see THAT everyday, Saotome," panted Soun.
      "Tell me about it," said an exhausted Genma.
      The events last night proved that Ranma and Akane were true to each other even through all the suitors and fiancées, and these continuing events will ultimately lead to their wedding.