A Typical Fairy Tale
By: Tarnished Oversoul and Lady Venom
E-mail: diabla_devil@hotmail.com or tarnishedoversoul@hotmail.com
Authors Notes:
Venom: Hi, Hola, Konnichiwa! This Is the merger of three great (sort of
lazy) and fantastic authors . This is our first Ranma fic so theyre
probably OOC, please dont blame us. Also beware of plot holes and sudden
twists.
Tarnished Oversoul: Hi, Id just like to give a lot of credit for this
story to my good buddy Venom for the idea of the story and writing this
prologue (Im only editing.). She doesnt give herself enough credit for
anything, which is weird because I must have a constant flow of compliments
to keep my ego going. Thats taurus scatology for read and review. We LUV
reviews.
GS: <cough> Im gonna take credit for the final edit and helpful tips.
Plus the fact that I post everything. Other then that, this is an extremely
shameful, shameful plug for myself. So check me out at GS! Te he!
Lady Vemon: <nothing ... cause she didnt type an intro>
Warnings: Beware of spelling and grammatical errors. Plus language, off-
coloured jokes, puns, OOC, and all the usual oddities. This is also rated
PG-13 for a reason a tad wee bit of sexual content so in other words its
mountain dew (lime) Slight mention of rape, yaoi (but not really) and a
very bad sense of direction you have been warned. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Nope, not ours.
Um... Its not what you think, honest! Please dont take this for PWP! It
really isnt all like this. And dont judge us too harshly, its my first
time writing * like this, cough *, though not Lors.
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~* Prologue ~*
Shampoo! was the squeal of the protesting teen as small hands pulled at
the rough material of his belt. Ranma pulled away in embarrassment, and
blushed a deep red at his stupidity. His eyes, quickly he raised to the
ceiling, knowing that to look upon the seductive curves of the girl below
him would erase completely the message he wanted to deliver. There was a
small piece of him only, perhaps the toll of so many long speeches his
tedious protocol teacher had delivered on the so-called honour of
nobility, that made him think it, but whatever the cause of the nagging,
he knew that he want to pursue in the empty affections of the foreign girl.
The prince knew in his heart that he really didnt really feel anything for
the dark haired enchantress, well aside from the throbbing in his pants.
Ranma also felt that Shampoo only was using her body to have something to
brag about with the local citys giggling girls, and he really didnt like
the idea of being anyones prize. Plus she thought he was fucking hot
(evidently.)
The blue haired Sorceress wasted no time in complying to his wishes.
Instead she curiously, cocked her head upwards in a quizzing expression and
drew Ranmas head down to face hers with surpsingly strong hands, as if to
say dont you want me? But she did not however make any move to back away
from the black haired boy, leaving him completely at her mercy. Instead she
only moved closer and proceeded in the task of completely exposing the body
before her.
Delicate fingers undid the frogs of his red, silk shirt slowly, making it
more torturous for the aroused prince to say no. With each button undone,
came a tiny, butterfly kiss drawing lower down his belly that grew more
violent as she went. A rush filled his veins and he moaned loudly, shivers
going down his spine. He wanted her both to stop and continue the lingering
kisses, and continue. Shampoo finished unbuttoning his shirt and
impatiently threw it on the ground. She then started again on Ranmas
black pants and another moan escaped his lips. It grew in intensity as warm
lips encased the tip of his pulsing member teasingly.
Shampoo, came his protest again, though weaker than the first time. He
called her name again, though this time in a huskier voice that Shampoo
identified as definitely not protesting. Only then did she withdraw and
strip off her own clothes. She only gave him a few minutes to feast his
appreciative eyes on her body before sidling up towards the prince again,
grinding her body against his while he groaned.
Shampoo, the prince forced the girl away from his body with a renewed
mental strength. He didnt want this. Well actually, he thought wryly, he
wanted this but not this. He explained this to Shampoo. Do you know what I
mean Shampoo?
No Ranma I no understand, was her cold reply. But Shampoo beautiful
no?.
Shampoo, I cant do this because I dont love you. Ranma diverted his
eyes to the ground as not to face the tempting view in front of him.
Shampoo, I dont love you and I wont get your hopes up of a future
marriage.
Ranma, we be- what call word. The girl scanned her mind for a moment with
closed eyes. Fuck friends?
No Shampoo, not that either. The prince was a little taken back by the
blunt language of the girl.
Shampoos eyes dropped, as did her hopes in concluding the night in the
manner she hoped to. There really had never been any love in her heart for
the boy, but she felt anger and pain that this boy would reject her in such
a way. She expressed this. Ranma no know what is feel to be woman. Well,
then Shampoo make him feel what Shampoo feel.. .Pain!,
She angrily said a foreign word in her native tongue and made a wand
appear. For a moment Ranma believed the young woman was just a little
kinkier than hed thought her to be, which sent a fresh rush through his
veins. These hopes were crushed however when she began to speak again.
Ranma learn what is like to be woman, Shampoo make Ranma woman!, She
screamed, her eyes flashing a deadly glare at the shocked prince.
Wait a minute! You mean the wand isnt a prop? . . .Shampoo baby,
Darling, I love you, can we settle this civilly... over tea perhaps... or better
yet how about our nice warm bed? . .I dont know about you but Im feeling
cold... brr. Ranma empahsized, trying desperately to convince Shampoo out
this, but unluckily the sorceress showed no signs of doing so. Damn.
No Ranma too late, Shampoo no like feel pain, is unbearable,
Shampoo said, her hair flaring in all directions. She raised her wand high
into the air.
Hey Diddle Diddle!, She screamed and an eerie green smoke started
to emit from her wand and quickly making its way to Ranma.
Huh? Thats not a spell. Ranma said cluelessly as the green smoke
enveloped him completely. The smoke quickly vanished and a well
proportioned red headed girl was standing in Ranmas place. Shampoo smiled
wickedly at her masterpiece. Oh bull shit! Thats not a spell- he
squeaked, then quickly clamped a hand over his mouth.
The only way Ranma break spell, if he fall in love and Ranmas
love returned, Shampoo said, her emotionless eyes never leaving Ranma who
was covering his body with a blanket.
Just then King Genma Saotome walked through the door and awed at the
sight in front of him. Two beautiful and well proportioned girls standing
in front of him, completely naked. He used all of his strength and
kingliness to sustain himself from pouncing on the two beauties.
Wow, I knew Ranma was a sweet talker, but I never thought he was
that skilled. He said, his sight not leaving the girls bodies.
If you keep saying bad words I turn you into kitty, Shampoo said
angrily.
Theres no need, with two standing in front of me, Genma said
matter-of-factly.
That did it, Shampoo became really mad, so mad, it made the red
headed girl hide under the blankets she was using to cover herself.
Hickory Dickory Dock! She yelled, her wand pointing straight at the
surprised king.
What the hell, thats not a spell! The surprised King yelled as the blue
smoke enveloped him completely. He screamed in agony as he felt his body
change rapidly. After a few moments the pain ceased and he looked down at
his feet, they were white and furry. His hands were turned into paws! He
tried to talk but when nothing came out he gave up. Shampoo only smiled at
this.
You make Shampoo fool with words, now you no speak again. Only way
spell break is Panda must make love to willing woman!, Shampoo laughed
maniacally and disappeared into thin air. The Panda searched desperately
for a sign and a marker and his convenience he found some under Ranmas
bed, and wrote quickly.
Ranma? Ranma read out loud.
Pop. . .Ive been turned into a girl!, He said in anger.
The panda found another sign and wrote quickly.
And what a girl you are it said.
*************Once upon a time in a land far far away where countries
were named after directions instead of noble dead people. . . . .* * *
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