From: s982741@admiral.umsl.edu (Eric George) Subject: [FFML] Re: [MST] [ffml][fanfic][r1/2] Utopia Roll Call! Carrot! Izumi! Washu! Here! Present. Izumi! Izumi? Boiled Pork (Carrot & Washu facefault) Very Funny. Here's a fanfic I want you to review. A Ranma1/2 fic called Utopia. (rushing at Izumi) Izumi-chan! Let's do "tea" together! (recoiling) eh? Male hormones (drops a rather large flower pot from subspace on Carrot's head) Get to work! Hai! > > Hello, Myrriden here. This is the first part of an ongoing >series called Utopia, though the story is "Three Years After", that will >last for only short time. It's a Ranma 1/2 story Anyone follow that? I think the author meant that the story is set 3 years after the end of the Ranma series. > mixed >with various other genres to show what I beleive the Ranma universe would >be like after three years. I stuck basically to two different storylines, >so you could say this is a x-over of sorts. > I tried to stick the people in a romantic situation that would >best suit them. After I send out all the different installments, I'll >probably send out a big story that has all the installments in one. > C&C appreciated, as well as uncalled for editing if I screwed up >somewhere. Muhahahaha! Uh oh >***************************************** > Three years after; installment 1 > By Myrriden >***************************************** > > His hand glided smoothly down the long silk dress, straightening >it. She giggled at his touch, pressing herself against him with a kiss. >He accepted it warmly, while slowly coming back up the dress with his >hand, this time inside the dress. Oh yes! Yes! Yes! OH YES! (dropping a small statue from subspace on Carrot) Control those hormones or I will. Hehehehe. *gulp* I think the author might want to warn the readers about "lemon" material. > Her hands crept down to his pants, unzipping the portion she >enjoyed the most. Her hand teased that portion to liveliness by running >up and down. He moaned slightly, enjoying the feeling. Izumi, most definetly. " unzipping the portion she enjoyed the most." Ano, can she actually remove his "whatever" by unzipping it? Hentai! > "Do you want to?" she whispered, "Right now?" > He looked back, still slightly fuzzed from the pleasure. "Do >what?" > "Have sex? I mean, the playing around is fine, but we never get >down and dirty." Oh boy, she must be frustrated. I can fix that! (To the screen) Miss! Miss! If he doesn't want to get down and dirty, I will! Oh, Miss! Mi...(Collapses as Washu drops a large statue on him) A frustrated woman is not a safe person to be around. Especially in Tenkawa's case... 3 women > He blinked, "What? Now? But what about..." > "It can wait. I've been wanting this for a long time. You've >been gone for so long." > He grinned and brought her down to give her a rough kiss. She >returned it, pressing her tongue against his teeth with full passion. >They seperated again. "Let's go for it," he whispered. She grinned and >came back down... > but the pointed end of a cane stopped her decent. > "SHAMPOO! RYOUGA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Cologne (facefaulting) Ryouga & Shampoo!! Hey, what's wrong with Shampoo? Well built, sweet voice, not too bright... the perfect women. (growling) That does it! After the fic, I want you in my lab! Date! Yes, you are destined to go on a date with me! NOT THAT! I'm going to remove your hormones! (appearing behind Washu) What are you going to do with Darlin'? Errrk! (appearing behind Carrot, who has got Izumi cornered) Carrot-san! What are you doing? Gaaaah! Everyone sitdown and finish the fic! Hai!! >practically yelled at the top of her lungs. > "Uh...foreplay?" Ryouga stammered. > "Great Grandma! We were just having fun!" > "Before the wedding?" Cologne demanded. > "Well...yes." > "Ah, let them have their fun, sweetie. We need to get back to >business ourselves!" Happy's lecherous leer left no room of what business >he meant. Cologne & Haaposai?!?! More info than I *need* to know. > "We're too old, Happy," Cologne snorted. > He held up a bottle. "Instant fountain of youth. Lasts three >days. Meant for couples who want the good times back. Reverses your age >to about twenty or so. What say?" > Cologne grabbed the bottle and ran out of the room. Happy grinned >and followed. Definetly more than I needed to know. Uh huh! > "Like little kids," Ryouga blinked. > "Almost, but they have a lot more on their minds then that." >Shampoo began to rub his chest. "Now...shall we begin where we left off?" > "No. She ruined the mood." Ryouga sighed. "Damn old bag. How >come she's so ugly. When I went training with her I couldn't get an >erection for months!" Why do you need an erection to train with? Darlin'! Carrot-san! Hey you up there! Me? Yeah, you! I'm not doing another fic with a hormone crazed being again! Frozen Cod, hahahahaha. (staring at her and sweating) ... > "What exactly were you training, and why did you want an >erection?" she smirked. > Ryouga blushed a deep crimson. "None of your business!" Good question. > "Uh huh." She sighed, and lay her head down in his lap. "I love >you, you know." > "Yeah. I know. I love you too." > "Mmmhmm. Put a little more emotion into it next time, sweetie." > For an answer he kissed her. That's it?!?! No plot?? Just one scene. Definetly shades of lemon. Izumi-chan! Wanna go on date with me?! Why do you force yourself, Darlin'? You know I would be your partner. Onee-sama! Where's the cross-over?