Redhair MST...
(We see the Tardis machine leap out of the time/space path and jump into
parts unknown. Suddenly, it flips downward and hurls itself to a planet. It
lands right-side up. We switch inside the ship. We see no one in the main
control room, but we do hear a LOT of snoring. ZZZZZZZZ. Since when did I
get involved with an ESPN Lumberjacking competition?)
Everyone: HEY!
(Everyone comes out, all wearing brightly colored pajamas. Washu's has
little blue test-tubes all over her body. La Blue Girl...has red hair?)
La Blue Girl (to the camera): Eh, I get my hair colored. Big deal.
(Okay. Ranma comes out next, he has the word "Boy" all over his red
pajamas. Lina has the ying/yang symbol all over her PJs. Finally, A-ko &
Andrew come out. A-ko pajamas looks like her School Uniform...)
A-ko: It is my school uniform, you dolt!
Andrew: And my PJs have no design on them whatsoever. Okay?
(Okay. Here comes the fic...)
Washu: You guys go ahead and read it. I've got to figure out where the heck
we are. (She goes to work in the Main Control Lab.)
At 05:28 AM 6/5/98 -0500, Andrew Hubbard wrote:
>   Here is an idea I've been rolling around in my noggin for about 3
>months, I've decided to skip the pre-readers with this one so all errors
>can be blamed on me.  This is the first fic I've posted to this (or any)
>mailing list, so please be honest but polite in your C&C's.
Andrew: We'll be honest. Polite is another matter, through.
>   There is no definite point in the series when this takes place, I'll
>leave it to the you to decide where you think it fits best.
>   Again, all C&C's and MST are much appreciated.  Thank you for
>reading!!!
>
>______________________________________
>
>**Disclaimer:  Ranma characters are property of Takahashi Rumiko and any
>others with legal ownership.  I do not claim to own them or receive
>profit from their use (please don't sue me!!!).**
Ranma: Yeah, right.
>
>                *                    *                   *
>
>                      "Ranma's Revenge"
>
>                                    by
>
>                                Akihiro
>
>
>{ } indicates characters' thoughts
Andrew: Ranma, and you pondering what I'm pondering.
Ranma: I think so, Andrew, but don't exponents get operated first, then
brackets? (Andrew face-faults.)
>                 *                  *                    *
>
>   Ranma entered the Tendou Dojo with a grim look on his face.  "I can't
>believe her!!!  There has to be some way to get her to stop!!!"
>   He quietly flipped through the collection of photographs he held in
>his hands...
>
>   *Onna-Ranma at the beach in a swim suit*
>   *Onna-Ranma asleep in a tank top and shorts*
>   *Onna-Ranma changing clothes*
Lina: Onna-Ranma kissing Akane.
A-ko: Onna-Ranma smoking pot.
Andrew: Onna-Ranma meeting President Clinton in the Oval Office, as an
intern. (Ryo-ok-hi pounces Andrew.)
Ryo-ok-hi: Myaa! (Andrew turns to Ryo-ok-hi.)
Andrew: With Monica Lewinsky? There's a scary thought.
Washu (leaning over): Ah, Ranma, Ken Starr's paging you on line 1. (Ranma
faints.)
(Ranma glares at all of them.)
>   Ranma stopped as he noticed one he'd previously overlooked.  "{Stuck
>to the back of another picture?  I don't think I want to know what Kunou
>did with this one...}"  Ranma's thoughts trailed off as he noticed what
>the picture showed.
>   "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"  He quickly started a fire
>behind the dojo and burned the photos as a new line of thought entered
>his mind.  "{You've gone too far this time, Nabiki!!!  One of the few
>times I've tried to learn how the female body works.  One of the few
>times I've used my curse so I can learn to better please my wife (when I
>have one), and you not only intrude, but you sell pictures to
>Kunou?!?!}"  Ranma quietly got up, doused the flames, and walked toward
>the house.  "It's time to end this, Nabiki.  NOW!!!"
La Blue Girl: Onna-Ranma having a vibrator? Everyone looks at a
big-sweating Ranma.)
Everyone but Ranma: Nah.
>               *                  *                *
>
>   Tendou Nabiki lay quiety in her room listening to the sounds of the
>rest of the household.  "{At last they're all asleep,}" she thought as
>she quietly moved to her dresser.  "{Now for some relaxation.}"
Lina: Then the horde of vikings barge in.
A-ko (to the camera): That's two-sips if you're drinking at home, which
you're not.
>									   She
>carefully opened a drawer and removed its contents then pulled out a
>false bottom.
Andrew: Which, I suppose, is opposite of having a true bottom.
>		From the compartment she lifted two bags, one she placed
>on the foot of her bed the other she pulled the contents from.
>"{Kunou-chan isn't the only one who usts for Ranma,}" she thought as she
>looked through photos of her sister's fiance in various states of dress,
>ranging from fully clothed on the way to school to completely nude in
>the furo.  "{Damn you, Akane!  You get all of the guys.  The entire male
>population at school, the thick-headed Kunou, and even Ranma (though he
>won't admit you have him).  Why was I so hasty in forcing the engagement
>on you?}"
Andrew: You know, I'm tired of the "{...}" thingy. How 'bout just using {...}?
>   She slowly walked to the center of the room thinking, "{At least I
>can still dream.}"  Nabiki then began to remove her clothing in a slow,
>sensuous manner as though performing a strip tease for an invisible
>viewer.  As her shirt hit the floor, she began to massage her breasts
>through the fabric of her bra and she continued her dance.  After a few
>moments Nabiki lay totally nude on her bed with the pictures in one hand
>whie the other carressed her body.  She stopped suddenly with a huge
>grin on her face, "{Oh yeah, almost forgot these!}"  She picked up the
>bag from the foot of her bed and emptied its contents in front of her.
>Nabiki looked about the pile of sexual toys as her smile grew.  "{Now,
>where to begin?}"
La Blue Girl: How about the Beanie-Baby double dildo? (Everyone else
face-faults.)
Andrew (as he's groaning): I don't even WANNA know...
>                 *                     *                   *
>
>   Two days later Nabiki walked to school in a rather foul mood.  "{I
>wish every night could be like the night before last.  Why did Akane
>need sisterly advice last night?}"
A-ko (imitating Akane): Nabiki, can I get your advice?
Lina (imitating Nabiki, sighing): What is it NOW?
A-ko (imitating Akane): Which is cheaper, creating a four-course meal by
scratch, or having it catered for just me and Ranma?
>					 As she entered the school yard she
>noticed several poorly disguised stares and chuckles.  Almost imediately
>one of her assistants ran up to her.  "What's going on here?" asked the
>slightly irritated Tendou girl.
>   "I don't really think you want to know, Boss," came the reply.
>   Nabiki said nothing, but gave the girl a stare that could have killed
>a small animal.
Ranma: Unfortunately, it just maimed a Panda.
>   "Well, I found some guys looking at some pictures.  From what I
>understand almost every guy here has them now."
>   "What 'pictures' would those be?" Nabiki replied coldly.
>   "I think you should see for yourself," the girl answered with an
>obvious blush.
>   Nabiki looked around the courtyard for an easy target.  "Gosnkugi!
>Come here or I'll tell Akane you've been spying on her again!"
>   The boy merely looked shocked as he nervously replied, "But I
>haven't!"
La Blue Girl (dressed in dress-to-kill lawyer Armani suit): Objection! The
prosecution is threatening my witness!
>   "She doesn't know that.  Now come here!"
>   Gosunkugi slowly approached the middle Tendou sister and quietly
>asked, "What is it?"
>   "I hear there are some pictures circulating the school."
>   At that Gosunkugi gasped audibly.
Ranma (imitating Gosunkugi): You mean someone found out that I'm actually a
Physics major?
>   "I want to see what they are.  You have five minutes to find me a set
>or I'll tell _RANMA_ that you've been spying on Akane again."
>   Within five seconds the boy had reached into his bookbag and pulled
>out several photographs then handed them to Nabiki.  "Can I go now?"
Andrew: Is it just me, or does Gosunkugi looks like Ralph from the
Simpsons? (Everyone looks strangely at Andrew.) Must be me...
>   Without looking at the pictures she responded, "As soon as I get the
>name of the person distributing these."
>   Gosunkugi looked around nervously, then quietly said, "It is Saotome
>Ranma."  He then hurried away before anything more could happen.
>   Nabiki slowly lifted the phtographs as she started to look through
>them.  Shots of her on her bed masturbating with various toys and
>gadgets.  As Nabiki's face grew red her assistant slowly backed away,
>and finally took off in a dead run as the scream erupted from the Tendou
>girl's throat.
Ranma: Poetic Justice, in iambic pentameter.
>                  *                   *                  *
>
>   At the back of the high school Ranma sat with Daisuke and Hiroshi.
>   "So why did you decide to sell these?" asked Hiroshi.
>   "And why five hundred yen a shot?" Daisuke added.
>   "Let's just say that Nabiki has been selling pictures of someone very
>close to me for one thousand yen per shot.  A few days ago she went too
>far and I decided to beat her at her own game," Ranma said with a smile.
>   "But why lower the cost?" wondered Daisuke.  "You could have made
>twice the money."
>   Ranma thought for a second before answering.  "Maybe, but I wanted to
>be sure everyone could afford them.  I never thought everybody would
>want double prints, remind me to call the photo shop at lunch and put in
>an order for more."
>   "By the way, how much is all of this costing you?" Hiroshi inquired.
>   "Not a single yen.  The guy at the photo shop was so impressed that
>someone finally did this to Nabiki that he said it was on him as long as
>he could get copies for him and his friends," with that Ranma grinned
>triumphantly.
>   Sunddenly a scream shattered the peaceful morning and Ranma's grin
>threatened to split his face in two.  "Guess who just got to school?"
Ranma: ...and the first two don't count.
>
>______________________________________
>
>   Well, I hope you didn't think it was too bad.  I always figured that
>one day Ranma would get tired of the way Nabiki exploits his girl side
>and take some form of revenge.  I hope I pulled this off in a believable
>manner and I hope you all enjoyed it.  Please let me know what you
>thought.  Until next time, ja ne.
>
>Sincerely,
>Akihiro
>Akihiro@webtv.net
Andrew: That was very believable. You do have a few spelling errors, but
not much.
Ranma: I certainly enjoyed it. (He grins, but not quite to the point of
splitting his face in two.)
Washu: I agree.
La Blue Girl: So, Washu, where are we?
Washu: Well...I think we're in the Rayearth realm.
(Modoka hops out.)
Modoka: Pu!
Ryo-oh-ki: Pu! (Everyone stops and looks at Ryo-ok-hi.)
Ryo-ok-ki (with a sign): [So, I've taken foreign language. Big deal.]
Washu: Is that all you learned?
Ryo-ok-hi: Woof! (Everyone falls over.) Pu? Myaa? Pu?
Modoka: Pu. (Modoka and Ryo-ok-hi carries the fainted group out of the
Tardis.)
(To be continued in another fic.)