Not Ranma 1/2 volume 1 part 3 Three Nights by Andy Wennersten MST (Part 5) by daniel nelson Back to the lemon section. I swear, this whole sibling sex thing is getting annoying. This section is more in depth then the last one. Also, I refuse to believe that the number of lesbians out there is as high as ol’ Andy makes it out to be. Out of all the females I’ve known, only two were lesbians. Granted, some may have been and didn’t tell me, but I doubt most every woman would like to experiment with another lady. That would be a porn flick. Any opinions? drnelson@ucdavis.edu Legal: The usual. Ranko’s Andy’s, the MiSTeirs are mine, everyone else by Rumiko Takahashi. Sue-ME! Sue-ME Sue-ME (think SueY, the hog call, oh never mind.) <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> MAXIC: (Entering to see Kani and Mad Cow seated on the couch playing cards)Hi everyone. KANI: Max! What’s up? MAD COW: Hey Max. MAXIC: What are you two doing? KANI: Gin. I’m kicking our friendly bovine’s butt over here. MAD: Luck. That’s all this is. Luck. Max, what our dear friend Kani has yet to realize, is that her game is all luck! KANI: Blah blah blah. Name one card game that isn’t luck. MAD: Bridge MAXIC: Bridge. KANI: *Besides* bridge. Anyways, I don’t know how to play bridge. MAXIC: You should learn. Is Flip Side here? MAD: Yeah, she’s in the kitchen. MAXIC: Hey Flip Side. Finally got here on time? THE FLIP SIDE: (from kitchen) Funny Max. I notice you’re the last one here. MAXIC: (sitting in Lay-Z-Boy on Kani’s right) Traffic babe. It’s murder out there. FLIPSIDE: (taking Lay-Z-Boy on Mad Cow’s left) Uh huh. Sure Max. VOICE: You’re fanfic for today is: MAXIC: ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba VOICE: Not Ranma Part 3 MAXIC: Crash! KANI: Crap. FLIPSIDE: By Voice. I’m not sitting through another one of those things. (Leaves room) VOICE: She’ll be back. MAD: I’m really getting tired of Ranko now. MAXIC: Hey Poindexter, what’s up with this damn fanfic anyways. VOICE: We have to show the rest of this. It’s in your contracts. MADCOW: Last time I sign another contract without reading it. KANI: We signed contracts Max? MAXIC: You know, that piece of paper with the lines on it. KANI: Oh yeah. VOICE: Very funny. Start fanfic. MADCOW: Gentlemen, Begin Your Incest! Later that night Ranma and Ranko returned to their room. Ranko burned some more incense like she did the night before. Ranma noticed that the scent was a bit stronger, but didn't mind. MAD: (Ranma) Just ignore the gas smell and strike a match. "So, ready to get busy?" Ranko asked. KANI: (Ranma) Yup. Let’s start killing ourselves. "Sure." Ranma said. "Just let me take a shower to change back first." MAXIC: (Ranma) ...to change back into my normal *non*-incest liking character. Ranko smiled and raised her hand. The bathroom door slammed shut and locked from the inside. MAD: Damn magical inbreeding nympho. KANI: I got it. That’s Ranko’s new name. The Magical Inbreeding Nympho. MAXIC: M-I-N. I like it. "Ranko, this isn't funny." Ranma said as she tried to get the bathroom door open. "I can't do anything like this." MAXIC: (Ranko-M.I.N) But I can. I’m the Magical Inbreeding Nympho. I can do anything. "Come on, Sis." Ranko said. "You know me well enough to know that that's not a problem." KANI: (Ranko-M.I.N) Especially for the Magical Inbreeding Nympho. "You don't mean..." Ranma said, taking note that Ranko referred to her as 'Sis'. "No way! I'm a guy!" MAD: (Ranma) Just ignore my breasts. "Not right now, you're not." Ranko said. "Besides, you'll want to know how to please a woman in that body." KANI:(Ranko-M.I.N) Actually, it’s pretty much similar to when your a guy. So let’s have sex already. (FLIP SIDE reenters the room.) FLIP: They locked the doors. Those little white coated lab monkeys locked us in here. MAXIC: Welcome back to the fanfic, Flip. FLIP: Gee, thanks. So where are we? (sits down in recliner on Mad’s left) MADCOW: Ranko, or as she is now known as The Magical Inbreeding Nympho, wants sex with Ranma. FLIP: The usual, huh? KANI: Yeah, only this time it’s gonna be with both of them as girls. FLIP: Lesbians? Sounds like fun. MAXIC: You think so too? FLIP: Shut up Max. "Why the hell would I want to know how to do that?!" Ranma shouted. FLIP: Well, you might need to light a bonfire with some twine and your teeth sometime. Ranko sighed. "You know that both me and Nabiki are bisexual, right?" MADCOW: Anyone sleeping with Ranko would be considered to be bisexual. "Yeah." Ranma replied. "Did you know that Kasumi is, too?" MAXIC: No, once again, I’m pretty sure Kasumi prefers men. A particular man, in fact. "No way!" Ranma said. "You've got to be kidding." MADCOW: (Ranko-Ramana) Look, if I was kidding, I would have said ‘A penguin walks out of a room and his friend says 'Why the cold shoulder?’ "It's true." Ranko replied. "Why else would she keep it a secret that me and Nabiki are lovers?" FLIP: Common decency and respect towards other people’s private lives? MAXIC: Decency and respect in a lemon? Good luck. "Wait a minute." Ranma said. "You're not doing anything with her, are you?" KANI: (Ranko-M.I.N) Besides the blackmail? MADCOW: (Ranma) Besides the blackmail. "No." Ranko answered. "I don't know the details, but apparently Kasumi had a girlfriend in high school." MAXIC: (News anchor) This just in: Another Ranma anime star is written out of character. Details at eleven. "It's always who you least suspect." Ranma said. FLIP: Or the butler. Usually the butler did it. MADCOW: I think Kasumi did it, with the school girl, in the library. MAXIC: Always liked Kasumi, too. "And if Kasumi and Nabiki go that way, then there's a good chance that Akane will too." KANI: Wait one minute Pat Buchanon. So because the rest of my family is bisexual, that automatically means *I* am bisexual also? Where the hell do you get that kind of crap? MAD: What, Kani? You didn’t know that homosexuality is a communicable disease? I thought the Republicans proved that long ago. MAXIC: So Kani...*is* the rest of you family bisexual? KANI: What? Shut Up Max, I meant *if*. Ranko said. "So when you get married, she might expect you to have sex with her as a girl." MAD: Girls, ever had thoughts on getting it on with your girlfriends? FLIP: Mad, ever had thoughts on getting it on with your buddies? MAD: Touché. "If we get married." Ranma said. "I'm still trying to get out of that." MAXIC: (Ranma) Yeah, I mean, who wants to marry an attractive young girl, any way. KANI: Umm, Max, is Ranma really like this in the anime? MAXIC: No, thank god. Ranma and Akane really like each other, at least I think so. "It doesn't matter." Ranko said. "I bet almost any girl you get involved with will want it both ways eventually." MADCOW: (Ranma) You mean she’ll want me to cook *and* clean up? Good luck. "Not all girls are like you." Ranma said. FLIP: (Ranko-MIN) Of course not. They’re not Magical Inbreeding Nymphos, are they? "They don't have to be." Ranko said. "Anyone who knows the real you thinks of you as a man. Just like anyone who knows the real me thinks of me as a woman. It's one of the reasons that I could never get Yoiko to sleep with me." KANI: (Ranko-M.I.N) Or it could have been me insisting she wear the handcuffs. Either way. "I wish you hadn't told me that." Ranma said. She didn't want to think about Ryoga's reaction to the idea that Ranko might have tried to have sex with his sister. MAXIC: From what we’ve seen, Ranko’ll try it with anybody. KANI:(Ranko-M.I.N) Of course I will. I’m the Magical Inbreeding Nympho. "But you do have a point. I really am a guy no matter what body I'm in. I couldn't fall in love with anybody who couldn't accept that." FLIP: You mean a girl who couldn’t accept her true love grows breasts when wet? Some girls are funny that way. "That's right. You don't see Shampoo or Ukyo any less affectionate towards you when you're a girl. But as far as I know they both think of themselves as straight." "So what you're saying is that if a girl wants to have sex with me like this," Ranma gestured to her body. "Then that doesn't make her a lesbian." MAD: Don’t ask me. I could never figure out that second cousin thing, let alone this. "Not necessarily. It's just experimenting to find out what feels good." Ranko replied and stepped closer to Ranma. "So, do you want to find out what feels good?" she asked with a seductive tone. KANI: (Ranma) Sure. Hey, that did feel good. FLIP: Getting dark again? KANI: Yes. It’s been a while. Ranma thought for a moment. She had felt good when she masturbated the day before. And Ranko was an experienced lesbian, so she could probably make her feel even better. "Okay, you win." Ranma said. "But don't think I'm going to give up sex as a guy." MAXIC: I’m not going to give up this either. (drives a knife into Ranko). FLIP: Everybody stab Ranko! "You won't regret it." Ranko said and kissed Ranma deeply. Her hands slid up Ranma's skirt to caress her ass. MAD: Anyone want to make a riff here? Ranma stiffened in shock at Ranko's touch, then melted into the kiss. It was so different from what it was like when she was a man. She gasped as Ranko broke the kiss. KANI: Here we go. The lesbian thing is starting. (notices MAXIC is paying more attention.) At least some people present might enjoy this. MAXIC: What? KANI: Nothing Max. "It looks like you enjoyed that." Ranko said, noticing Ranma's dazed expression. "Well, shall we continue?" Ranma could only nod in response. She didn't make a sound as Ranko led her to the bed and stripped them both of their clothes. Had she been thinking clearly, she would have been thankful to be rid of the panties. FLIP: I’d be thankful if you got rid of the entire fanfic. "Maybe it's my ego," Ranko said as she gazed at Ranma's nude form. "But that body is irresistible." She kissed Ranma again, raising her hands to caress the girl's breasts. Ranko broke the kiss and smiled at Ranma's startled gasp. MADCOW: You know, this is confusing. It’s like watching some girl get it on with a mirror. Ranma moaned as Ranko continued to fondle her breasts. It felt even better than when she touched herself. She found it hard to concentrate with the flashes of pleasure that Ranko was causing. KANI: (Ranma) Must...compute...square root of...1268. "My, aren't we sensitive?" Ranko said as she noticed Ranma's reactions. "Well, my hands aren't the only things I can use." FLIP: (Ranko-M.I.N) How about this pair of vice pliers? MADCOW: Uh, don’t give Ranko any ideas. She bent her head down to capture one of the hardened nipples in her mouth. KANI: And then imprison it in a zoo to be watched by children and have food thrown at it. Ranma gasped as the pleasure she was feeling was intensified. She gripped the back of Ranko's head as she sucked on her breast. Soon the new sensations pushed her over the edge. "I'm coming!" she shouted. MADCOW: (Freddy Kreuger) I’m coming...To Kill You! Ranko was surprised when she started to feel Ranma's body spasm. "You have got to be kidding. I'm good, but I'm not that good." she said, then noticed that Ranma's eyes were beginning to glaze over. "Don't zone out on me. Girls last longer than that." she said and snapped her fingers in front of Ranma's face. "Wow." Ranma said, because she couldn't think of anything else. MADCOW: Suggestions for poor Ranma? KANI: How ‘bout 'Get off me Ranko, I don’t do family.'? "You really did come, didn't you?" Ranko said. "Only Takami has ever been able to get me off with just my tits." MAXIC; (Ranko-M.I.N.) However, she *was* using a sandblaster at the time. "Who?" Ranma asked. FLIP: (Ranko-M.I.N) You know, Takami, our cousin. Ranko put her finger to Ranma's lips. " Later." she said as she pushed Ranma back on the bed. She kissed down Ranma's body until she was between her legs. She reached out her tongue and tasted the juices that were already flowing out of Ranma's sex. MAXIC: And in the blind taste test, what do you think number three is? "Oh God..." Ranma moaned as Ranko latched on to her clit and began sucking. She was so caught up in what she was feeling that she didn't notice when Ranko slipped a finger into her pussy. She did notice, however, when Ranko made contact with her hymen. "Aaah!" she yelled and shoved Ranko away. "Ranma? Are you okay?" Ranko asked. FLIPSIDE: (Ranma) No, I just realized what the hell I’m doing! "No. There's something wrong with my body." Ranma answered. KANI: (Ranko-M.I.N) Not from where I’m standing. "Wrong?" Ranko said. "There's nothing wrong." MAD: (Ranma) What about this third arm growing out of my back? "Yes there is." Ranma said. "Something's blocking the way inside." KANI: The East Germans had erected a second Berlin Wall inside Ranma. MAXIC: heh heh, you said ‘erected’, heh. "You mean your hymen?" Ranko asked. "All girls are born with one of those." MAD: (Ranma) However, my hymen just happens to be the machine gun packing type, so stay the hell away. "Huh?" Ranma remembered the previous night. "You don't have one." KANI: (Ranko-M.I.N) Ever since that... ...meat packing plant incident. "Of course not, stupid." Ranko said. "Having a hymen is a sign of virginity. I haven't been a virgin since my sixteenth birthday." "Then, you mean..." FLIP: (Ranko- Darth Helmet) Yes. I am your father’s brother’s second cousin’s nephew’s former roommate. That's right." Ranko replied. "We're going to have to break through that barrier to get to the real pleasure." MAD: (singing) Break On through...to the other side. "It's gonna hurt, isn't it?" Ranma asked. MAXIC: (Ranko-M.I.N.) Ordinarily, no. However, today we’ll be doing it with railroad spikes, so probably. "Not much, compared to some of the blows I hear you've taken." Ranko answered. "But everybody goes through it, and I guarantee it's worth it." FLIP: (Ranko-M.I.N) Actually, now that I think about it, only women go through it. "Well, I guess if I have to." Ranma said reluctantly. KANI: (Ranma) I have to...Kill You! "Don't worry, I'll make it as easy as possible." Ranko said, resuming her place between Ranma's legs. She started licking at her sex again, quickly returning Ranma to the aroused state she was in before. When she sensed that Ranma was about to come, she placed two fingers in Ranma's pussy. "Ready?" she asked. MAD: (singing) Ready for the big times, baby. "Yeah." Ranma replied and braced herself. Ranko thrust her fingers into her pussy, breaking her hymen and plunging in deep. The sharp pain was enough to make Ranma come. When her orgasm subsided she realized that Ranko was still thrusting her fingers in and out of her pussy. She was about to protest when she came again. Still, Ranko didn't stop. Ranma clenched her eyes shut as Ranko manipulated her body. Then, as Ranma felt her third orgasm begin to form, Ranko stopped. Ranma felt her sister shift her position. She opened her eyes to find herself staring at Ranko's pussy MAXIC: (singing) Sixty nine, sixty-nine, fruit of the vine, when you gonna let me feel better? "You don't expect me to do all the work, do you?" Ranko asked. KANI: (Ranko-M.I.N) Time for my Magical Plastic Ecstasy Machine. Let me plug it in. "You mean, you want me to..." FLIP: (Ranko-M.I.N) Yes. You must write the next Camp David Peace Treaty. "I told you yesterday that we'd get to this." Ranko replied. "So, unless you think we should stop for the night, I suggest you get to work." MAXIC: (singing) You work six feet under and whad’ya get... KANI: (singing) Another day older and deeper in debt... FLIP:(singing) St. Peter don’t ya call me ‘cause I can’t go... MAD:(singing) I owe my soul to the company store. Ranma knew that she couldn't stop. She desperately needed to get off one more time. If they stopped, she would end up masturbating untill she came, and it wouldn't be as good as what Ranko could do. "Okay, but I've never done this before, so don't be mad if I'm not that good." KANI: (Ranko-M.I.N) Dammit Ranma, if I don’t come five times, you are so dead. "I'm sure you'll do fine." Ranko said. With that bit of reassurance, Ranma began her work. She started by gently licking the outer lips of Ranko's sex, then dug in deeper when she felt Ranko resume fingering her. MAXIC: Ranma is excavating Ranko, looking for fossils. "Good. Now try sucking on my clit." Ranko suggested, then realized that Ranma probably wouldn't know what she was referring to. "It's that little hard bit at the top." Since she was looking at Ranko's pussy upside down, Ranma had a little difficulty following her directions, buy eventually she located Ranko's clit. It almost looks like a tiny cock, she thought. She quickly banished the image from her mind. She took the clit in her mouth and gently sucked, remembering how sensitive the little nub of flesh was when she touched herself. KANI:(singing) When I think of you...I touch myself. "Goo...ah! Good." Ranko cooed. "Now use your...ooh...your fingers. FLIP: (Ranko-M.I.N) No Ranma, For god’s sake, Not The Rotating Power Saw! Ranma slid two fingers easily into the wet flesh of Ranko's sex. She heard Ranko moan and then gasped as Ranko sped up her own actions. Ranma duplicated Ranko's actions as best as she could. MAD: Unfortunelty for Ranma, Ranko was performing the Nutcracker Suite at tempo and half. "More! Faster!" Ranko pleaded. Ranko complied and a few seconds later she came. As she orgasmed she thrust her fingers deep into Ranma, forcing her to come as well. After the feeling subsided, Ranko noticed that Ranma had stopped her actions. She got off Ranma's body and turned around untill she was lying next to her. "That was amazing." Ranma said after she caught her breath. MAD: You mean that we actually survived it? You know, I think I’m building up a resistance to Ranko. This one didn’t affect me nearly as much as the last one did. "I told you it would be." Ranko replied. "Although you came four times and I only got off once. I should feel insulted." KANI: (Ranko-M.I.N) You didn’t have to make a joke about my hair. "Oops. Sorry." Ranma said, looking ashamed. "That's okay. I'm not greedy." Ranko said. "Besides, you're just a beginner. You need to make up for lost time." "Thanks, Sis." Ranma said. FLIP: (Ranma) Although next time lay off the onions. Phew. "Any time." Ranko said and turned off the light. Soon they drifted off to sleep. MAXIC: As the carbon dioxide concentration rose to lethal levels and quickly suffocated them. Robert Manul exited the double doors to the welcome sight of one of the scientists in charge waiting for him. ‘Now what’, he wondered. "Mad Cow?" the scientist asked. "Yes, I’m Mad Cow." Rob answered. "I’ve been doing coming to these sessions for over a month now and you guys don’t even recognize me?" The scientist coughed. "There are a lot of people on this project, doing a lot of different things. I’m sure you understand." "Yeah. Whatever. You don’t know your own subjects. If you’ll excuse me, I have a lot of school work to finish." Rob said. The scientist stepped in front of Rob. "Actually, I do have something to talk to you about. It has been brought to my attention that you and Flip Side have seen each other outside of the sessions." Rob stepped back. "Yeah, what about it. I saw her on campus and we ate lunch together." "How many times have you seen her for lunch?" the scientist asked. Rob shrugged. "Once. We don’t have any classes together, and I just happened to run into her. Why? What’s going on?" "What did the two of you talk about?" the scientist asked. "We talked about things that you have no business asking." Rob answered. "You’re majoring in BioChemistry, right?" "Yes." The scientist stepped closer to Rob. "Then, as one scientist to another, our experiment demands no outside contact between the subjects. I’m sure you understand.” Rob backed away. "Yeah, sure, whatever." <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Two lesbians down for the count. So is part 5. But I’m runnin’ on empty here. Encourage me at drnelson@ucdavis.edu "But don't think I'm going to give up sex as a guy."