Mystery Lemon Theater 3000 1/2 "Season Three Finale" by Rpgingmaster, and the Lady of Genesis (^____^!!!!!!!) Rated NC-17 (for language, sexual situations) **************************************************************************** This has a NC-17 rating, which means if you are under 18, you're a prude, or just don't like foul words, sexual content, and general perversity, leave now, because I take no responsibilty for your actions if you ignore this disclaimer. Due to having the constitutional rights of freedom to speech, expression and privacy, any action you take against will be regarded as an attack on my rights, and I will seek legal recourse to prohibit such action. And besides, if you are morally offended by my work, than you shouldn't be foolish enough to read it. Sincerely Rpgingmaster *************************************************************************** It's the end of Season Three, The MSters twice have won, But RM is relentless, His assholeness has just begun, Two times they have beaten him, Despite his desperate offense, Yet they know he's always plotting anew, A thought that makes them tense, They've read his shitty stories, Almost three seasons of crap they are, If they can outlast his latest lemon, Their sanity will not stray far, But this time round, His evil knows no end, That is why he brought a sorry ass lemon, To torture our MSTer friends! Roll Call! Steiner! (You foul bastard!) Umi! (That prick!) Rose! (Why me......) Irvine! (Lemony!!!!!!!!!) Reno! (Son of a bitch!) Ukyo! (That jackass.....) Ferio! (Crap.....) Anita! (Oh, shit!) This is the conclusion of Season Three, And a thriller it has been, Will their sanity be in thrall to RM, Or will the little asshole fail yet again? (ding) ************************************************************************** It's been over two seasons already, and it's already time for Season Three to sing it swan's song, and every time a conclusion rolls around, some really weird shit is bound to happen. Every time the previous two seasons concluded, RM showed up like the cocky bakayaro he is, and has fought the MSTers, and the record is currently Msters- 2/RM- 0, and as the Season Three finale hangs in the limbo of time, waiting for me to quit typing this intellectual shit and get it written, it seems that this time, RM is going to take a different tack to dealing with his disobedient lab rats, and now I cut the suspense crap and let my evil avatar do his worst.......... *************************************************************************** Time: For me to finish this damn story! Place: Hereford, U.K. As RM put his jacket on, the RAINBOW troopers gave him a twenty one gun salute, courtesy of 21 Heckler and Koch MP-10's going off in unison, and not only were they a little sad to see the guy go, not only did he turn in the sick shitbags writing them into gay bestaility lemons, but for also sending them a cargo plane's worth of vodka, and as RM disappeared, John Terrence Clark, aka RAINBOW SIX, decided to send President Ryan and Sergey Nikolay'ch Golovko some of the liquor, both not only big wheels in their governments, but the nicest comrades in arms he had ever had, and as he waved the bishounen asshole off, he wondered just how much enjoyment the single men of RAINBOW would get out of the Pornodeck that RM had installed....... ************************************************************************** Place: The S.O.L. Ecchiprise Even though RM had tried to scare the shit out of the MSTers last time round, it didn't seem to do much good, for not only had they thrown a big assed party right after his running off at the mouth, but they are now sharpening their skills in the Holodeck, and all the MSTers are taking turns sparring, and currently Rose and Umi are facing off. In a scene right out of the FF8 intro, clashes of steel resound as Rose and Umi's swords ring as they parry each other, and as the rest of the MSTers watch them fight, a stillness hangs over the air as Umi hits the ground. Meanwhile, Rose transforms into full Dark Dragoon, and with her battle armor wings, she flies skyward, then descends like a hawk on it's prey at the downed Water Knight. Just then, as she swoops in for the kill, a huge waterspout erupts in front of Umi, who is now up and mad, and as the waterspout catches Rose in it's clutches, Umi points her sword at the raging hydro funnel, and as the turbid cylinder of H2O disspates, arrows of freezing shards of ice erupt from Umi's outstretched blade, and as they batter Rose, the Dark Dragoon's loses control, and as she hits the ground, she detransforms, leaving a rather exhausted shell of a warrior laying on the ground, unmoving. Umi, her warrior's objectivity shot to hell, runs over to her fellow MSTer and lover, and almost cries as she tries to revive her. Umi: (holds Rose close to her) Rose!!! Speak to me!!!!! As she says it, Rose's arms clamp around her like crab pincers on amphetamines, and Umi finds her breath taken away by a kiss that with just a tad more suction, would've impressed most Itailian mafioso in it's "Kiss of Death" like magnitude, and as Rose's tongue found Umi's tonsils, Umi responds in kind, and as the MSTers watched in stunned amazement, both women made out with such fierce affection, it would've scored a 20 out of 10 on the Passion scale. After a few minutes, the moment, and the mood were broken by an untimely fart by Steiner, and as he got an ugly look from everyone present, that's when the bedamned lemon klaxon went off. They do their familiar as time bitching, then they do their damned best to keep the bile down as they headed for the theater. Once they arrive, they are greeted by the image of Dr. T, in swim trunks and a tacky green shirt, and Ms. B, wearing a twopiece so small and thin that she was leaving little to the imagination. Just then, he noticed the crew. Dr. T: Hi lab rats! Wanna see something curved, hard, and sliced into pieces? MSTers: FUCK NO!!!!! Dr. T: Too bad! (holds up a plate of frozen orange slices) Reno: Very funny, jackass. Now tell us what you wanted to say or shut the fuck up! Dr. T: Just thought you should know. One, I found an absolutely shitty Ranma 1/2 lemon for all of you, and two, the boss said that he will personally regret the day that your mothers gave birth to you. Ukyo: (in a perfect Nabiki Tendo impersonation) Ooohh...I'm so scared..... Dr. T: You should be. Anyway, while you bastards are screaming in pain over the next MST, I have to rub some suntan lotion on my assistant... have a crappy day..... (screen clicks off) Ferio: What an asshole..... Anita: Who gives a shit? Let's have fun until we have to MST that crap! Steiner: Agreed. With that settled, the MSTers head off to their various recreations. Rose and Umi go to their room to continue making out. Irvine and Anita pop in a "Girls Gone Wild" tape and get smashed courtesy of tall bottle of ale. Reno and Ukyo go to the kitchen, and the Turk looks rather strange in an apron, and for once, he's the cook, not Ukyo, and he teaches her how to make "Beer Bread"*. *(Author's Note: "Beer Bread" isn't all that hard to make. All it really does is use the yeast already in the beer to make the dough rise, and the amount of beer you can use is up to you, but a six pack is more than enough.) Meanwhile, Steiner is teaching Ferio a few of his moves, and Steiner gets rather pissed when Ferio misaims his "Thunder Slash", and a now steaming Steiner is running Ferio around the whole Holodeck, trying to chop the green haired knight in half, and Ferio, fearing for his life, runs out the door, locks it, and as he waits for Steiner's anger to go down, he turns around and notices Yuber, Pesmerga, and LoG have just showed up, and the now green haired LoG has had to KO her two cohorts, mostly because they couldn't pry their eyes off the GGW tape that Anita and Irvine have playing in the Rec Room. Just then, she turns around, and notices Ferio. LoG: FERIO!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXD (glomps him) Ferio: (surprised) Uhh....hi LoG......what happened to those two? LoG: (rolls her eyes, disgusted) Barely a minute after we arrived, those two start watching that damned porn tape, and when I tried to knock some sense into them, I sorta hit'em a little too hard.... Ferio: They don't look like like they'll be up for a few hours... LoG: (her voice now very seductive) So Ferio-kun, wanna have a little fun with me? Ferio: Fun? How naive can this guy get? Just then, LoG tackles him, and he doesn't have time to react before her tongue is down his throat, and after a few clumsy seconds, he manages to reply in kind, and as their lips break for a few seconds, Ferio suddenly gets a knowing look on his face. Ferio: Ohhhh....THAT kind of fun......I could oblige...... LoG: ^^!!!! (snaps her fingers and they reappear in Ferio's room) A few hours later........ Irvine and Anita are done, and as currently drinking coffee to rid themselves of their hangovers. Steiner has calmed down, and the aformented hentai couple have gotten him out, and now he is calmly eating a tuna sandwich. Reno and Ukyo are in their room, having experimented with some Jusenyuko water, and are now exploring the yuri side of the bedroom. Ferio is lying on his bed in a post coital haze, his face covered in lipstick prints, and LoG, Yuber, and Pessy are currently eating junk food, and LoG and Yuber get a good laugh as a hyper Pessy starts running around like he's on speed, and generally, everyone is having a good time. That is until the loud ass lemon klaxon starts blaring. The MSTers head to the theater, after the standard bitchings, and they are all sitting in front of the lemon screen, and they have wheeled in a huge roly cart of junk food to keep them occupied while the screen logs on. (lemon screen clicks on) 6- Laguna and Kiros (FF8) laugh their asses off as Ward runs around doing that funny run of his, slapping his rear in a desperate attempt to rid it of the anthill worth of fire ants that are in the process of turning his ass cherry red. 5- Ding Chavez holds a gun to a terrorist's head, and as the poor bastard begs not to be shot, he pulls the trigger, and a little "BANG!" flag pops out of the gun. 4- Heero flips Duo the bird, and promptly passes out when Duo's pants hit the floor and waves his ass seductively. 3- One of Solidus Snake's "tentacles" malfunctions, and it starts raping him, and as he starts screaming, Raiden runs over to the edge of Arsenal Gear and starts puking. 2- The rust on Steiner's armor finally gets so bad that it cracks in two, and the female MSTers stare in awe as they see that Steiner is more hung than most mules. 1- An entire battalion opens fire on Mick Foley, and once the smoke clears, a shot up, bleeding Foley, gets up, kicks their asses, and holds up a bloody sock in victory. (lemon appears onscreen) >SWEET DREAMS [ARE MADE OF THIS]. >By Jesus "Jesse" Zamora. >Based upon characters and situations from Ranma 1/2, by Rumiko Takahashi >Inspired by the song "Sweet Dreams [Are Made of This]" as performed by >the honorable reverend Marilyn Manson. Steiner: Blasphemer...... >(Open on the Tendo dojo on a bright, sunny Sunday afternoon. Ryoga walks >to the door, an angry expression on his face. He is holding a sheet of >notebook paper in his hand. On the paper, some words of invitation can be >seen, written in Ranma's hand) >RYOGA:piss me off further. I'll give him a pounding he'll not soon forget!> Anita: Suuurrreee you will...right up his ass!!!! >(He enters the dojo and immediately notices Kasumi sweeping the floor, her >normal perky smile on her face) >KASUMI:Ara! Hi there, Ryoga-kun. Ranma's waiting for you in Nabiki's room. >RYOGA:Thanks. Could you, uh, lead me there. You know how I am. >(Kasumi stares at Ryoga, not understanding what he had meant by those words, >then leads Ryoga to Nabiki's room, where Ranma-chan is lying on the bed, >in a tight dark brown evening goun of very low cut, a golden neckless >ornamenting her for added emphasis on her chest) >RANMA-CHAN:Well, I see you got here on time, for a change. >RYOGA(shocked at how his long-time rival looks):Um, uh, y-yes, I have. >(Curious) Tell me, Ranma... WHY are you dressed like that? >RANMA-CHAN(feigning innocence):Oh, no reason. Do you like it? Reno: (in a Cid Highwind [FF7] impersonation) FUCK YEAH!!!!! >(Ryoga cruples up the paper quickly in one hand and tosses it at Ranma-chan, >who rolls to a side of the bed to dodge it) >RANMA-CHAN(genuinly angry; as though she expected Ryoga to answer):Geez, I >just asked a question! >RYOGA(pissed off):Is THIS what you called me for!? >RANMA-CHAN:No, you moron. I called for this. (Shouting in a friendly tone) >Kasumi, could you bring the TV\VCR that's in the guest room over here!? >(Sits upright on the bed). >KASUMI'S VOICE(At the door, just as loud and just as friendly):Sure, Ranma! >(Ranma-chan and Ryoga just stare at eachother, bug-eyed) >RYOGA:What was she doing there? When I came in, she was rather busy... >RANMA-CHAN(sarcastic):And here I am, making that mess to keep her from >evesdropping! I have to try harder... Ukyo: (mad) You jackass, you're engaged to me!!!!! Umi: (rolls her eyes) Uh...Ukyo...it's a lemon.....it's not real.... Ukyo: Thanks for the reminder.... >(A few seconds later, Kasumi enters with a portable TV\VCR and places it on >the floor in front of the two boys, then leaves silently) >RANMA-CHAN(big sweats):... What... >RYOGA(big sweats):... Was she...? >(After another three seconds, they both recover from what just happened and >return to normal appearance) >RANMA-CHAN(shoving her hand into the mattress):I've got something I think >you'll be interested in... (Pulls out a videocassette with the Japanese >writing for the words "Pig Evedence" on the side of the sleeve) >RYOGA:What's that got to do with...?! Irvine: (Ryouga, thinking) Why haven't I fucked you yet?!?!?! >RANMA-CHAN:I thought I'd take the time to have your transformation put on >tape, as a little rememberance should you ever be cured... >(Ranma-chan gets off the bed and puts the video into the VCR, leaving the >sleeve atop the television. On the video, Ranma [male in the video] and >Ryoga are fighting their hearts out in the middle of a wooded area, perhaps a >park of some sort. After a few seconds, rain begins falling on the two of >them, turning Ranma into a girl and Ryoga into a pig. At this point, >Ranma-chan stops and ejects the tape, puts it back in its sleeve, and places >it in a drawer near the bed) >RANMA-CHAN(turning around slowly; with a sinister tone of voice):As you can >see, It is a good view...Wouldn't you say, Ryoga-kun? >RYOGA(fuming):What do you plan to do with that? Ferio: (Ranma-chan) Well, since you're not big enough..... Everyone Else: (turns green) >RANMA-CHAN:Well, I was thinking of giving it to Akane to look at... >RYOGA(panicing):NO! >RANMA-CHAN(clever-sounding):OR... You could buy it from me. >RYOGA:WHAT!? >RANMA-CHAN(voice a little misty):You see, there's something I want... Anita: (to Ranma-chan) Sex, right? >RYOGA:I hope you take dissapointment well, because I've got no intention of >cooperating! (Gets into fighting stance). You're gonna get it THIS time! > >(Ranma-chan lets out an evil laugh, much like Kodachi would) Steiner: (praying) Lord God, who art in heaven........HELP!!!!!! >RANMA-CHAN:Oh, you DO understand! >(Ryoga looks at Ranma-chan, extreamly confused) >RYOGA:What do you... ? >(Ranma-chan walks toward Ryoga slowly, methodically, a huge, evil smile on >her face) >RANMA-CHAN:I don't want a thing... Anita: (Ranma-chan) I wanna get laid!!!!! >(Ranma-chan pulls the sleeves of her dress from her shoulders and lets it >fall to the floor, walking over it on her trek towards Ryoga. Ryoga steps >back, shocked) >RYOGA:RANMA! What the hell are you-? Ferio: I'm guessing she's horny at the moment. >RANMA-CHAN(pulling off the necklace; it falls to the floor):... Except for >you. >RYOGA:NANDAI YO!? Reno: (also in capital letters) THE FUCK?! >RANMA-CHAN(faking curiosity):Surprised? >RYOGA(nodding):... Well... >RANMA-CHAN(suddlenly breathless):I've... Been thinking you ever since that >fight three days ago... I've been buring for you since that time... Ukyo: (burning a Ranma doll in effigy) >RYOGA(disbelieving):No... No way... Dame desu*! >(*:I can't) Anita: (Ranma-chan) Oh yes, you can!!!!! >RANMA-CHAN(an evil smile on her face; the wickedness of a million demons in >her cold, almost seductive voice):Well, ain't that just too bad. I wonder >how Akane will react after seeing who P-chan really is... >RYOGA(gritting his teeth):You wouldn't! Even YOU wouldn't stoop so low! >RANMA-CHAN(sex on her mind and on her tongue):I'll go down one way or >another... Irvine: I've always wanted a woman to say that to me..... Anita: (hentai smile) Maybe later..... >RYOGA:Shimata*! >(*:Damn) >(Ranma-chan walks up to Ryoga and presses her brests against his massive >chest, making Ryoga's nose bleed. She takes immediate notice) >RANMA-CHAN(smile widening):Well, I see you still ARE a man. Reno: (Ryouga) Well, no shit! >RYOGA(desperately trying to regain composure):That's more than I can say >about YOU! >(Ranma-chan lets out another hollow, depraved laugh, then runs her tongue >along Ryoga's ear) Rose: Right before she bit it off...... Umi: (groans) I love you, Rose-chan, but the Tyson joke was oh too cliche....... >RYOGA:Tell me! What's gotten into you!? >RANMA-CHAN(feeling Ryoga's pants rise up to meet her skin):I know what's >gotten into YOU, my dear Ryoga-chan... >RYOGA:Answer me! >RANMA-CHAN(slightly impatient):Chill out, Ryoga; you want the tape or don't >you? (She slowly runs her hand down Ryoga's chest, carressing it gently >with her fingers, and makes her way to the bulge in his pants. She rubs it >with her palm, feeling it get harder as she does so) >RYOGA:But... THIS... I won't do this...! Umi: Bullshit!!!! Just fuck her, you dumbass!!!! >RANMA-CHAN(icily):You may say one thing, but your BODY... (Unzips Ryoga's >pants, puts her hand in his underwear and begins stroking his member with >great fervor)... Is much more honest. >(Ryoga begins convulsing from nervousness) Steiner: (to Ryouga) You have my sympathy... >RYOGA:fight him using my techniques, I'll damage the room. What will Akane think?> >(Cut to a vision in Ryoga's mind, of him being beaten to a soft pulp by >Akane) >AKANE(pulling out Thor's hammer):How dare you! Coming in here and making >holes in the house! >RYOGA(trying in vain to dodge the blows):OWW! It wasn't me! OUCH! Ranma >started--OWW!--The whole thing! >AKANE:Yeah, I'll bet! The way you come out of nowhere and begin hitting him! >How do I know that's not what happened here! (Pulls the hammer back for a >huge swing and holds it there. An aoura of yellow energy surrounds the >hammer). BAKA!!!! (Swings at Ryoga, who is vaporized upon impact) Ferio: What is this, a lemon or a cheap ass cartoon? >(Cut to reality, in Nabiki's room. Ryoga looks down at Ranma-chan's hand, >which is moving up and down along his member with all speed) >RYOGA: >(Cut to another of Ryoga's visions, this one on the school's roof. Akane is >standing on the edge, looking down. Tears are rolling freely and in large >amounts from her far too swollen eyes. Her hair is a mess and her uniform >is ripped open, exposing her breasts. Ryoga stands about five feet behind >her) >AKANE(between sobs):I... Can't... Go... On... Rose: Suicide.....cool...maybe this story is getting better....... >RYOGA(reassuring tone):It's okay. You don't need to do this, so move away >from there. >AKANE(suddenly noticing Ryoga, but not turning toward him; anger seeping >through her sadness):You! What are you doing here!? (Breaths in deeply, >then lets it out). You, who doesn't give a damn about me! >RYOGA:That's not true! >AKANE:Is it? You worm your way into my trust, pretending to like me, >talking sweet and all... I thought that SOMEONE cared for me other than >as a sex object...! And then... I found you... In my SISTER'S room, of >all places...Making love to my own fiancee! Wasn't it enough that HE >treats me like shit? Did you have to use me like that, just so you could >jump in the sack with him after finding some cold water!? >RYOGA(desperately):It wasn't that way at all! >AKANE(disbelief mixing into the jumble of emotions):What else is there, that >Ranma blackmailed you into it?! >RYOGA(depressed):I... I... I'm... Sorry... Irvine: (Ryouga) I didn't make you come. >AKANE:Are you...? (Inhales deeply, then lets it out). Take care of P-chan, >eh? (Jumps off the ledge) >(Ryoga runs over to the ledge, but is too slow to get to her in time and >watches in horror as she hits the pavement headfirst, her head exploding >upon impact) Reno: I haven't seen this much gore since the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre.".... >RYOGA(shocked and saddened):... No... >(Ryoga begins crying hystericaly, but stops when he feels a soft hand on the >back of his neck. Turning around quickly, he sees Ranma-chan standing there, >naked and with a cold smile on her face) >RANMA-CHAN(evilly):Now that SHE's out of the way... (Rips Ryoga's shirt off) >(Ryoga closes his eyes. Cut to reality again. Ryoga opens his eyes to see >Ranma-chan's face extremely close to his, their lips about to meet. Ranma- >chan's are slightly puckered, ready for and wanting a kiss) >RYOGA:What the hell!? (Pushes Ranma-chan onto the bed forcefully) >RANMA-CHAN(smiling deeply):So, what do you chose? Akane lears who P-chan >really is, or you and I have the greatest experience of our lives. Anita: I tend to agree. Besides, everyone should get laid at least once. >RYOGA:Heh. I'm doomed to lose either way, aren't I? >RANMA-CHAN:If you're worried about Akane, I wouldn't worry. She's off in >Osaka with Nabiki, at some sort of anime convention. She'll be gone for a >long while. Steiner: (snorts) How convienent. >RYOGA:... (Resigned) Alright, you've >got me. I'll do whatever you say. >RANMA-CHAN:Don't sound so depressed. After all, you've nothing to lose. >RYOGA(sarcastically):Except for my shame... (Pulls off his shirt, pants, and >underwear) Irvine: And your virginity. >RANMA-CHAN(staring at the muscular figure in front of her with intent eyes): >I'll make you forget about shame soon enough. >(Ryoga's and Ranma-chan's lips meet together in a french kiss. At first, >Ryoga is just going through motions, but he feels some sort of charge in that >kiss and begins to put an earnest effort into it. They hold it for a few >seconds, licking eachother's tongues all the while, then break and stare into >eachother's eyes. Ryoga has a shocked look on his face) Umi: (Ryouga, imitating Will Smith) Damn, that felt good!!!! >RYOGA(confused): >RANMA-CHAN(wickedly):What's the matter? Did you like it? >RYOGA:NO..! >RANMA-CHAN(smiling a cute little smile):Sure. And now, let me show you >something you'll REALLY like. Ferio: (Ryouga) Cooooolllll!!!! Pokemon trading cards!!!!! >(Ryoga looks on in shock as Ranma-chan gets close up to him and drops to her >knees, putting his member into her mouth as soon as her knees touch the >floor, gripping the base of it with her hand. Ranma-chan bobs her head up >and down her partner's rod, running her tongue along the vein to get him to >climax faster. Ryoga's upper body isn't moving much, save for the occasional >twitch every now and again) >RYOGA(face making a painful expression):do... it, it would... I'd be betraying Akane...> Rose: Too. Late. >RANMA-CHAN: (Doubles the >speed of her bobbing and tightens her lips' grip on Ryoga, who starts to >swell within her) >RYOGA(Hopelessly): Anita: (Ranma-chan) YESSSSS!!!!!!! >RANMA-CHAN: >(A spurt of milky white fluid rushes into Ranma-chan's mouth suddenly from >Ryoga's prick. She swallows all of the liquid with no hesitation) Ukyo: (gagging) Even I wouldn't do that instantaneously....even with Reno-kun.... Reno: (sulks) >RANMA-CHAN(releasing the member from her grip):Mmmmm... Sweet. (To Ryoga) >Well, how was that? >RYOGA:... >(Ranma-chan lets out a small giggle, then lays herself out on the bed, >spreading her legs wide open) >RANMA-CHAN:Now, it's YOUR turn... (Giggles again) >RYOGA:If I can get him high from sexual sensations...> Steiner: Ooookkkaaayyyyy...now I've heard everything...... >(Ryoga walks up to Ranma-chan, bending his back slightly forward to look at >her eyes; their chests are but inches away from each other. Taking >Ranma-chan's right breast in his right hand and kneading it forcefully, >Ryoga then starts licking her left nipple, first encircling the area around >it then tickling the nipple itself with the tip of his tongue like a feather. >Ranma-chan responds with loud, intense moaning) >RANMA-CHAN:Uhhh... Ohhhh... So good... Ahhh... My Ryoga... So good... >RYOGA:then...!> Rose: (Ryouga, Italian Mafia hitman voice) I'm gonna cap your ass!!!! >(Ryoga moves his free hand down along her stomach, lightly caressing it with >the tips of his fingers, then moves that hand into her inner thighs and to >her wet tunnel. He spreads out her lips with his index and forefinger and >enters slowly with his middle, which brings about a gasp of sudden shock >from Ranma-chan. In the midst of his work stimulating Ranma-chan, Ryoga >feels his erection returning full force) Irvine: Well, whaddya know, he IS a man! >RYOGA: >RANMA-CHAN:Oh, yes! Don't stop, please... >RYOGA(icily):I won't, don't worry. Anita: But it's already there...... >(Rythmically pushing in and almost out of Ranma-chan's hole with his left >hand's middle finger, Ryoga removes his index and forefinger from her clit >once it swells enough to stay open by itself, then uses his now free >forefinger to press and rub her button, just over the hole. She begins >howling almost wolfishly, her wetness flowing onto Ryoga's hand and arm. >Seeing she's getting much looser, he stops tickling her left nipple with his >tongue and begins sucking it in earnest) >RANMA-CHAN:UUUUHHHH.... AAAAAHHHHH.... MMMMMmmmmm... Ryoga-kun...! Ferio: (Ranma-chan, screaming like Mick Foley) AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! You're hurting me!!!!!! >RYOGA: (Lifts his head from Ranma-chan's breast). (icily) >Are you ready, Ranma? >RANMA-CHAN(nodding furiously):Yes! Yes! Take me now! Reno/Irvine: That's what we wanna hear!!!!! (they high five) >(Ryoga removes his hands from their respective places on Ranma-chan's body >and stands up, hovering over her sweat-coated form. He lifts her legs up >over him, then rests her calves on his shoulders) >RYOGA(a cold, fang-bearing smile on his face):Tell me what you want. Say it. >SAY it... >RANMA-CHAN:...FUCK ME...! Umi: (sarcastic) Ohhh.....THAT was romantic...... >(Ryoga thrusts his stick all the way inside Ranma-chan's pussyhole, sending >electricity through both people's bodies. Not wasting any time, Ryoga >commences a series violent thrusts within Ranma-chan's womb, which causes >Ranma-chan to wail in approval. As Ryoga's thrusts grow harder and deeper, >he begins grunting with each push from the effort. He places his hands on >her breasts, kneading them forcefully) >RANMA-CHAN(lost in a pool of wonderful sensations):it could be THIS good!> Ryoga, moto*..! OOHHHHHUUUHHHAAHHHH... >(*:More) Rose: Okay, if she's giving birth, I'm running screaming...... >RYOGA: >(As Ryoga rams himself through Ranma-chan's cannal, his arms begin glowing >with an unbelievable energy as he builds up his chi) >RYOGA: >RANMA-CHAN:AAAAHHHHAHHAHHHH! Harder! Harder, please! >(Ryoga's arms are now glowing brighter than ever, and begin emitting bolts >of electricity that pulsate along his bicepts then dissipate) >RYOGA:<3...2...> >RANMA-CHAN:Deeper! UUUHHHHH! >(Ryoga looks deeply into Ranma-chan's eyes and sees something he hadn't >noticed earlier, a sparkle that he'd only seen before in Akane's eyes, and he >loses his concentration, causing his chi to fade away. His arms return to >normal) >RYOGA(confused): (Shakes >his head in disbelief) Ukyo: WHOA!!!!! I didn't see that one coming! >(Ryoga suddenly stops his thrusts and looks straight at Ranma-chan, but her >face reveals nothing but that sparkle and a little sadness, almost grief, >that he'd stopped) >RANMA-CHAN(desperately, through heavy breathing):Why have you... Why... When >I was getting so close to...? >RYOGA: (Commanding voice) Get on all >fours, your ass facing me. >(Ranma-chan quickly complies with Ryoga's order, a perverted smile across her >face. Ryoga plants his arms on the girl's hips and slowly inserts his pole >inside her ass, causing her to gasp from the sudden sensation, a mix of pain >and the pure rush she had been experiencing before) >RANMA-CHAN(begging desperately):Please, fuck me! Take the tape if you want, >just fuck me! >(Ryoga gladly obliges Ranma-chan, ramming himself within this new hole as he >had done with her other one only a few seconds ago, a grunt sometimes >escaping his lips as thrusted full force. Ranma-chan screamed and moaned, >drunk from lust and the sensations that threatened to overwhealm her) >RYOGA: Rose: (confused) What facade? He looks horny to me! >(Ryoga tries to build his chi like before, but cannot concentrate because >Ranma-chan's face, with those sparkling eyes, enters his mind, disturbing his >thoughts. Out of frustration, he intensifies his thrusts within Ranma-chan, >which intensifies her wails of passion) >RANMA-CHAN:UUUUHHHHH... AAAAHHHHHH... More! AAAhhhh... Like that... >RYOGA:Well, you like it -- rrrgg -- THAT much? I can see why you -- aarrgg-- >went through all this -- uuuuuggg -- trouble! >RANMA-CHAN:UUUHHHH... You've got to.... AAAAHHHH... Do what you've... got to, >UUHHHHH.... Got to... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.... UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH... YES! >MOTO! UUUUHHHHHH...! >RYOGA:Conversation's... Useless... She's TOO far into this... >(Ryoga begins to realize something he'd denied to himself the entire time) >RYOGA(somewhat shocked): Irvine: Yes, dumbass, you do! Now fuck her silly!!!!! >(Ryoga concentrates harder on the task of fucking Ranma-chan. He smiles as >he feels his staff swell with orgasm) >RYOGA(strained):Ranma, I can't... last much longer... >(Ranma-chan simply moans and nods her head, her own body ready to recieve >Ryoga's gift) >RYOGA: >(With one great spurt, Ryoga comes inside of Ranma-chan. Gripping the bed >sheets and letting out one last great scream as her nerves explode and melt, >Ranma-chan also climaxes, smiling as it slowly seeps away and she feels the >steady stream of fluid filling her inner behind. Ryoga feels his partner's >skin go all goose-bumpy and looks at her in concern) >RYOGA(faintly):Are you... Umi: (Ryouga) Drunk? >RANMA-CHAN(faintly):I'm alright... Just a little shaken from the experience. >(Suddenly realizes what just happened). We... We came together... (begins to >laugh, but not the evil laugh she had been letting out before). I tried to >get you in here (smiles at the double meaning) using all the dirty tricks I >knew. I figured you wouldn't be able, being all nervous and all. >RYOGA(reassuringly):... Daijobu*. I may have done something similar, were >it you trying to hide your curse... (Looks at Ranma-chan, >wondering). (suspiciously) This isn't your first time, is it? >(*:It's okay) >RANMA-CHAN(smirking):How'd you know? >RYOGA:No blood. >RANMA-CHAN:Oh, yeah. (Feels Ryoga pull out of her). Where are you going? >(Lays flat on the bed) >RYOGA(drained):If it's all right with you, I think I'll rest here for a >little bit. (Lays down next to Ranma-chan, face down) >RANMA-CHAN(smiling):... (softly) Come here. Let's keep eachother warm. Rose: (Ryouga) While we sleep in our coffin..... >(Ryoga lifts his head to look into Ranma-chan's, sees that sparkle in her >eyes, then turns his body to face hers. She wraps him gently in a loving >embrace and burys her head in his chest. Ryoga looks into her hair >confused) >RYOGA:Ranma... >RANMA-CHAN:Shhh... (Her eyes close and she falls asleep). >RYOGA(curious):you to make me do THIS?> >RANMA-CHAN(Whispering in her sleep, sincerely; evidently lost in some kind of >dream):I love you, Ryoga-kun... Anita: (suspicious) And she says this AFTER he fucked her...... >(Ryoga's eyes widen for a second, but return to normal as he realizes that >Ranma-chan is dreaming) >RANMA-CHAN:... How do you feel for me...? >(Ryoga smiles) >RYOGA: (Whispering into Ranma-chan's ear) I love >you, Ranma. Forever. >RANMA-CHAN(whiper sounding as though she were about to cry from joy):Ureshi*. >(*:I'm so happy) >(Ryoga feels Ranma-chan tighten her embrace, and smiles again) >RYOGA: (Falls >asleep) >-- FIN -- All: Holy fucking YAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!! (lemon screen clicks off) Just then, as they prepare to leave, the background disappears, and an astral plane (star background) appears in it's place, and the FF8 Final Boss Music "The Extreme" starts playing, and the MSTers and LoG, Yuber, and Pessy all look on, a shape materializes into view. The shape is RM, decked out head to toe in his usual denim attire, wielding a Gunblade, and that's when he starts talking. RM: Greetings, lab rats. I've had to deal with your unwillingness to lose your sanity for far too long, and since my android clones were unable to put you in your place....I'M GOING TO DO THAT MYSELF!!!!!! Just then, the music crescendos, and the battle begins. RM leads off, summoning the GF Quezacotl, a big ass thunderbird, and it fries the living shit out of the MSTers, but thanks to the magic barrier LoG managed to throw up, the damage was minimal. Just then, Umi runs forward, holding her long sword like a lance, intent on carving out RM's spleen. RM parries with his gunblade, and to add further insult to injury, smacks her cheek so hard that she hits the ground, with a seriously sore jaw. Rose sees this, and she lets out a demonic cry of rage as she transforms into the Dark Dragoon, then the incredible happens. A glowing red aura surrounds her, then she floats a few feet above the ground, a la "The Exorcist", and her body turns transparent, then splits in two. As she fades from existence briefly, the fiery gates of hell itself open underneath RM, and the dark flames consume his body, and pillars of rending fire surround him from all sides as pure dark energy assaults him from all sides. As this awesome displays of power dies down a few seconds later, with Rose now back on this mortal coil, RM is now looking a little drained, his flesh slightly singed and his face a mask of anger. Just then, as all the smoke from Rose's assault clears, RM glows with a golden aura, finally having acheived his Limit Break. RM: Super Nova!!!!!!!!! With one hand, a gigantic sphere of orange red energy that swells to the size of a Volkswagon Beetle flares up, and projects in front of himself, where it stops right in front of the assembled warriors, and that's when he throws his gunblade at the death orb in boomerang fashion. BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! A gigantic blast of nuclear plasma blasts out of the erupting fireball and the blast envelops everyone, and the pure, burning blast of raw power strikes every square inch of their bodies, and as it fades, they are visibly bleeding and down on one knee, near death, even LoG, Yuber, and Pesmerga. RM laughs, then his cackling is cut short when the assembled warriors starting glowing, their own Limit Breaks reached. Steiner and Ferio lead things off, and they both hold their swords out, pointed in RM's direction, and they charge up a ki blast. Ferio/Steiner: SHOCK!!!!!!! Twin blasts of electricity disorient RM, but he quickly recovers, and just in time, because Ukyo and Reno both swing at his head with their respective weapons, and despite a successful parry, he is driven back a few steps, his balance now almost gone. He doesn't even have time to recover, as Anita and Rose take no prisoners as they slash downwards, trying to crash their swords through his brain. By a miracle, he deflects, but it costs him what little balance he has left, and as he lies on the ground, Irvine points his shotgun at him, and he starts firing off Armor Piercing shells with extreme prejudice. RM doesn't even have time to react before what seems like millions of bullets pellet him mercilessly, and by the time Irvine runs out out of bullets, RM is visibly bleeding, shirtless, and as he rose to full height, Yuber and Pesmerga, both from different directions, gave him a huge, agonizing slash from their swords, opening up a bloody crisscross of pain across his chest. As they returned to LoG's side, before all the MST crew, he started to laugh. RM: (evil bastard laugh) Imbeciles! You can wound this body all you like, but only what I fear most will destroy it, and none of you are it! As LoG, now recovered from the near fatal blast of phatasmagoric energy, hears his pronouncement, a evil glint appears in her eye, and she summons her clone, which appears in front of RM. RM: ........shit....... At that moment, the clone glomps him. RM: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As he screams, wisps of energy fly away from his now dissolving body, and suddenly he explodes into a huge wisp of sickly green light which vanishes before the MSTers eyes. A few seconds later, the starry background fades, leaving the crew back on the S.O.L, and once the shock of the bastard's defeat wears off, they begin to party, and somewhere in the background, the Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare plays....... A few hours later.......... The crew is throwing the motherfucker of all parties, and now that everyone is fully healed, it seems that everyone is having the time of their life. In fact, it seems that while Yuber and Pessy are chowing down on cotton candy and downing Sunkist\Mountain Dew suicides, LoG is playing Twister with Ferio and Irvine. Ukyo and Umi multiplaying Final Fantasy VI, and Steiner and Reno are drinking scotch, trying to see who can drink who under the table first. Wait a damn minute, where are Rose and Anita? Oh yeah, duh. They're making out in the bathroom. Well, anyway, just as the party seems like it will continue without end, that's when the lemon klaxon blares. The crew, after assembling in the Lemon Theater a few minutes later, waits for the screen to come into focus, and as it does, it's shows a perfectly healthy, sneering RM. MSTers: THE MOTHER FUCK?!?!?!?!?! YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!! RM: Do I look dead to you idiots? I'm alive, lab rats! Ferio: But the one we killed bled! It couldn't have been an android! RM: Who said anything aboup an android clone. That was an organic clone, you dumbass! MSTers: FUCK!!!!!! RM: Quite. Well, anyway, the data I collected watching you destroy my cotm@@@X@B@@@@@@@@@@@@@X@@@@N@@@@@\\\\\t@@BBBBB@@@@t@@X@@@@@\@@N@X@@@@@@ '!!!!!! (screen clicks off) Thd MSTers stare at the screen, shock quickly giving way to frustration. Soon, thhh    <18888888 ၁** *****************************************(******* Thanks to *************************************************************************** Mom- For inspiration Lady of Genesis- For her ideas and contributions ^_~ (Thanks!!!!) Shadow- For liberal use of his stuff, and the inspiration to make my own dhcky doc and busty bitch. Me- For writing this. And to all who like my writib@OρOO@pp@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@pppOOπρOπ@ppOρOG@DNDONNNNpp