From: "Dave Menard" To: "Cabbit Blue" Subject: [MST3K] [Ranma][LEMON] _I'll_ Be Your Fiancee! Date: September 22, 2001 2:45 PM OH NO! IT'S ANOTHER CHAPTER OF MYSTERY ALTEVERSE THEATRE 3000!!!! (The MST service that only heckles fics we REALLY like! Sick bastards, ain't we?) With your M.A.T. team: DAVE! (I'm the guy what owns this here computer!) RYOKO! (I'm the sexiest Space Pirate in the universe! Emeraldis, eat yer heart out!) CARROT GLACE! (No, not the guy who writes fanfics, the Sorcerer Hunter and hit with the ladies!) NAMELESS TENTACLE CREATURE # 43! ( >Chortle! Splutter!<) And our special guest reviewer, standing in for an absent Dark Schneider, MEL, THE PERVERTED PIKACHU! (Pika-pika! >drools<) 3.... 2.... 1.... 0.... WE'VE GOT FIC-SIGN!!!!!! > WARNING: This work of fanfiction contains graphically described > senses of SEXUAL ACTIVITY. If you are under the age of eighteen or > if such material offends you, do not read further. RYOKO: Hey, I'm over 5,000 years old, and I don't think I'M old enough to be readin' this stuff... DAVE: See? Am I a generous host or what? I finally got us a good 'n nasty hentai fic! CARROT: Right ON! Does it have lesbians? DAVE: We'll just have to wait and see, I guess. NTC#43: >chortles wetly in anticipation< RYOKO: Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, with Nameless here, and everything. Remember the last fic? It wasn't even a lime, and we needed umbrellas... DAVE: Never fear! (Digs around in the row of seats behind him) I brought ponchos and umbrellas for everyone! I even got a set sized for Mel, here. MEL: Pika-chuuuuuuu! DAVE: I'm glad you appreciate it, Mel, but stop humping my leg. MEL: (sadly) Chuu... > NOTE: I've changed the timeline such that Ranma and Genma arrive at > the dojo on a Friday, so there is no school until Monday, that > Saturday being an off day. RYOKO: Oh, I see. This is an alt-universe fic, then. That explains why we're reviewing it. DAVE: Isn't a Lemon an alt-fic by default, anyway? CARROT: Gotta love that rationale. Does this mean we'll be reviewing more Lemons, then? DAVE: Let's just see how this one turns out, first. > ADMONISHMENT: Don't take this fic too seriously, folks, and > definitely don't try any of this at home. Writing it is dangerous > enough. CARROT: Yeah. Typing one-handed causes carpal-tunnel syndrome. -----=====<<<<< O >>>>>=====----- DAVE: Wow. That's a classy scene-break. RYOKO: Very stylish. CARROT: Yeah, yeah, quit admiring the scenery and let's get to the SEX! > "Well, I'm just glad I wasn't beaten by a BOY!" Akane smiled to > herself, as if it were some kind of private joke. > > "Uh..." > > ~~Sniff.~~ "You need to take a bath, Ranma-san. When was the last?" > > "Uh..." > > "That's what I thought. Follow me." CARROT: Bath scene! Woo-hoo! Cheap fanservice, comin' up! DAVE: Everyone got their ponchoes on? All righty then. Pre-sent... UMBRELLAS! (FOUR UMBRELLAS POP OPEN WITH A "THWOOP!") NTC#43: Sploogle. Thuurp. Heheheheheheheh.... MEL: Pikaaaaa-SPOOO! RYOKO: Oh, YUCK! > Scratching her head, Ranma followed the strange girl out of the dojo > and into the house. Akane handed her a towel and guest bathing > utensils. > > "In you go. Take your time." > > "Um, thanks, Akane. I-- EEP!" Ranma whirled around and stared, but > Akane was already walking down the hallway. "Huh... I musta just > imagined that hand slidin' over my ass." CARROT: Woo-HOO! D'ya know what this means? DAVE: Sure do! DAVE+CARROT: LESBIANNSSSSSSS!!!!!! NTC#43: Glorp! > Slightly confused, Ranma entered the changing room. > > -----=====----- > > "Careful, careful..." Akane silently slid the door the bathing room > open a crack and put her eye to the opening. > > *Oh, kami, she's magnificent! Such pale skin. Such wonderful... > Mmmm...* CARROT: Move over! I wanna see! RYOKO: Kee-ripes. Better be some boy-type Ranma nudies in here, or I'm leavin'! > In the bathing room, Ranma soaped herself down, scrubbing her petite > form vigorously. Akane watched, mesmerized. > > Ranma rinsed, and then stood, walking around to the front of the > furo. She raised her well-shaped right leg and dipped her dainty > foot into the warm water. > > "Aaah." > > The rest of her leg went in past her knee, and something happened. > Ranma's body rippled, growing and changing form. Akane wanted to > scream: No! NO!! Bring back the beautiful girl! However, what > replaced the beautiful redhead captured her attention all over > again. > > *Oh... my...* Corded muscles rippled across his body, and as Ranma > turned to face the door and bring his other leg into the furo, Akane > got an eyeful. She froze, replaying the scene in her mind, over and > over. RYOKO: SWEET-O! DAVE+CARROT: Aw, C'MON! Nobody needs to see THAT! Bring back the pretty girly! > *Nobody's that big... Nobody's that big... Nobody's that big...* RYOKO: Tenchi is. CARROT: Yeah, right. RYOKO: It's true! >She > finally fell backwards on her rump. > > > Ranma swirled the furo water with his hand and made a decision. "I > guess I should just go out like this and-- What was that?" DAVE: Use the Force, Ranma! > He peered around the room. *Someone's watching me. I can feel it!* > He carefully turned his head, this way and that, and discovered the > sensation was radiating from the door. Through the steam, he could > barely see that the door had been cracked open. > > "Who's there?!" CARROT: It's horrible! DAVE: It's hideous! RYOKO: It's MELVIN! > > The sound of retreating footsteps echoed softly, and Ranma groused > to himself, "WHAT is going ON?!" CARROT: That's what I wanna know! Where's all the sex? Dammit, Dave, you promised me SE-EXXX!!!!! DAVE: Relax, Carrot. It's probably one o' them "Lemons with a plot", like "Aikan Muyo", or something. RYOKO: Oooh! Aikan Muyo! I liked that story. Can we watch that instead?! DAVE: No, high-profile Lemons are Megane's to MST. We just labor in obscurity. CARROT: Like this writer. -----=====----- DAVE: Another classy scene break. CARROT: Yeah. Hey Dave! Y'know what the difference is between this fic and one of yours? RYOKO: What, you mean aside from the fact that this one has some semblance of a plot and decent writing? DAVE: ... CARROT: Craftsmanship. RYOKO: Oh, that too. DAVE: Fine! You wanna be that way, gimmie back the raincoats and umbrellas! RYOKO+CARROT: Nononononononononono!!!! We apologize! DAVE: Tha-at's better. Let's all remember who's the writer, and who are the fictional characters here, hmm? > "Well, your problem's not so bad, after all. HAHA! This is Kasumi, > nineteen, Nabi--" > > "I'll take her-- him-- both... whatever." > > Kasumi and Nabiki instantly relaxed. > > "You... You... WHAT?!" Ranma sputtered. "Uh... Why? Yeah! Why?!" > > Akane shrugged. "I like variety." CARROT: This bodes well for future developments! MEL: Pikapikapika-SPOOOO! DAVE: Auugh! Dammit, Mel! Get off my leg! Go play with Nameless. RYOKO: No point. Nameless is having lots of fun playing with himself. CARROT: Ba-DUM-BUM Ching! RYOKO: Thank you, Mr. Drum-fill! > > Ranma and Genma face-faulted, while the other Tendou family members > rolled their eyes. > > "And she _isn't_ kidding, Ranma-kun," Nabiki drawled. "You're a gift > from the gods for Akane." > > "Thank Kamisama," Soun muttered. "Now we can have a normal house... > sort of." He began to wail in joy, streams of tears arcing through > the air from both sides of his head. > > Ranma moaned from the floor. > > -----=====----- DAVE: There's that cool-ass scene-break again. Damn, now that's quality- RYOKO+CARROT: ENOUGH WITH THE SCENE BREAK THINGEE!! > > "Do... Do you think I'm cute?" > > Ranma froze in the process of unloading his pack. His head cranked > around to see Akane in the doorway, wearing... wearing... nothing > underneath an untied and open robe, the hems of either side hanging > off the peaks of her breasts and the backlighting showing the gap > between her legs all the way up to-- > > "ACK!!!" In a spray of nasal blood, Ranma keeled over. NTC#43: Arrgleblargle!! Spoooooo!!!!! DAVE+CARROT+RYOKO+MEL: ACK!!! (As they keel over due to a spray of something much less wholesome than nasal blood) > Giggling, Akane said, "I'll take that as a provisional yes." > > Ranma moaned from the floor. RYOKO: I like this Akane's style. Exhibitionism RULES! -----=====<<<<< O >>>>>=====----- DAVE: Wow, now THIS- RYOKO+CARROT: ShutupshutupshutUUUUPPPPPPP!!!! > _I'LL_ Be Your Fiancee! > > A Ranma 1/2 Creme Lemon Fanfic > by > Cabbit Blue CARROT: Holy crap! This is the title card! RYOKO: Wow! This is gonna be a long fic! Cool! DAVE: Anything that allows me to dodge out of working on chapter seven of A Study In Scarlet... CARROT: Ouch! Cheap plug, guy! RYOKO: Yes, very bad form. MEL: Chuu. > > Ranma 1/2 belongs to Takahashi Rumiko-sama and assorted > corporations, both in Japan, here, and probably places in-between. > Don't sue; it would be a futile gesture garnering little to nothing > in the way of pecuniary compensation... Yeah. CARROT: Pecuniary. Now THERE'S a 100 yen word if I've ever heard one. RYOKO: Nice, though. DAVE: Could've been worse. Blue could've said "pecuniary remuneration." RYOKO: Oh, and by-the-way, what's a Cabbit Blue? DAVE: The unholy love-child of Ryo-Ohki and Hefty Smurf. CARROT: Cabbit Blue who? RYOKO: Ken-Ohki, I'd imagine. > > Private comments are great, but C&C is even better, and public C&C > is the best. I'll take it all - I'm not picky. > cabbitblue@myrealbox.com > > Your mother says "Aloha, keiki!" from Hawaii. RYOKO: No, MY mother says Konnichiwa, minna-san from inside Tenchi's storage closet. CARROT: Yo' mama. DAVE: Your mother darns socks in HELL! -----=====<<<<< O >>>>>=====----- RYOKO+CARROT: SHH! DAVE: What? RYOKO+CARROT: That was a pre-emptive shh! DAVE: But I wasn't- RYOKO+CARROT: SHH! Even before you start! > Chapter the First: WHO'S a PERVERT?! RYOKO: Well, these four yahoos, for starters... CARROT: Hey! I resemble that remark! DAVE: Chapter the first. Who's writing this, Yoda? RYOKO: No, Cabbit Blue. CARROT: Cabbit Blue who? DAVE: There's no need to cry about it. > Peeking out of his door, Ranma determined that the coast was > clear... at least upstairs. He padded softly to the stairwell, and > peeked around the corner. No one. Stepping down the stairway, his > feet right up against the wall to avoid squeaks, he managed to reach > the ground floor without alerting Aka-- er, anyone to his presence. > He reached the bathing room -- two days avoiding a bath was > beginning to be noticeable -- and slipped into the room, sighing in > relief. > > He shucked his clothing and quietly opened the door to the furo. > Empty. Giggling slightly at his stealthy skill, he sat down on a > bathing stool and doused himself with cold water from the tap. CARROT: Ping! Instant fanservice, just add water! DAVE: There's a reason, I think, that Ranma is the most popular anime in the western world. RYOKO: Oh? And what might that be? CARROT: It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand. > "Brrr!" Ranma hissed in a decidedly female voice. She bent over to > retrieve her bathing utensils, which had disappeared. "Wha...?" RYOKO: Foolish aquatranssexual! You forgot rule number one! DAVE+CARROT: Don't drop the soap!!!! RYOKO: Sigh. Now you're gonna be molested. It's inevitable. DAVE+CARROT+MEL+NTC#43: Wai! Wai! > "Let me," another girl's voice breathed in her ear. > > "AIIIEEE!!" Ranma tried to bolt, but Akane had anticipated this and > quickly locked her up, coiling her arms and legs around those of the > shorter redhead. "A-A-AKANE!" > > "Hi, Ranma-chan. Will you let me bathe you?" DAVE+CARROT: (Dancing around in a circle) Lesbian sex! Lalalalalalalala!!!! RYOKO: If you two don't cool it, we'll review a Gundam Wing lemon next. And you know what THAT means... DAVE+CARROT: Ack! Yaoi love! We'll be good! > "ACK! I, UH... ...!" > > "What's the matter? You thought I was cute, didn't you?" > > "I DIDN'T SAY THAT!" > > "But... but... I thought... WAAAHHH!!!" The crocodile tears flowed, > but Ranma was blind to their nature as Akane slumped to the ground. > > "Aw, look! Don't cry! PLEASE?! Aw, maaan! I hate it when girls cry!" > Ranma wrung her hands, momentarily forgetting their nudity. > > "You don't think I'm cute! WAAAH!!" > > "NOOOO! You ARE cute!! I, er, was just surprised... YEAH! > Surprised... Um..." > > Akane sniffed miserably. "Really?" > > "Uh... yeah. You bet!" Ranma bigsweated, hoping the crying jag had > ended. > > ~~GLOMP!~~ > > "ERK!" NTC#43: SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE ELSE: Yuck!!! DAVE: Aw, crap! My eyes! They're burning! burning!!!!!! > > "Ranma," Akane purred, "we're fiancees, aren't we?" > > Having Akane's nude body rubbing all over her own was slowly > short-circuiting the redhead's ability to think. "Uh... I, er, guess > so." > > "Some day we'll be married, right?" > > The question-answer session grounded Ranma temporarily, and she > looked up into the taller girl's liquid brown eyes: a mistake. She > was caught like a mouse before the snake. "Yeah, I g-guess that's > how it w-works." > > "And what do married couples do?" DAVE: Argue over dinette sets? CARROT: Fight about money? RYOKO: Buy tract housing in the suburbs? > > "Uh... What?" > > Akane winced, but didn't lose her eye-lock with Ranma. "They get > intimate. Know what I mean?" > > "Um... er... no?" ALL: Don't worry, SHE'LL demonstrate!!!!! > She thought about pounding the idea into Ranma's thick skull, but > Akane decided a demonstration would be far more effective and didn't > carry the possibility of an inconvenient loss of memory... usually. RYOKO: I know what she means. Once, I got all pissed up on sake in the baths with Mihoshi, and I woke up all sticky. I had the strangest dream about being at an all-you-can eat oyster bar... NTC#43: Sploogle? RYOKO: No, I don't remember anything else. CARROT+DAVE: Aww... MEL: (sadly) Chuu... > "Well, Ranma-chan," Akane said as she shifted her body to face > Ranma, not letting go of the glomp, "that means they get to touch > each other in fun places." Akane maneuvered Ranma into the corner of > the bathing area, not once losing the other's eyes, keeping her > mesmerized. "Now, sit down." CARROT+DAVE: o/~ Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me... o/~ > Ranma meekly complied, wondering what Akane was getting at. > *Touching? Touching how?* The light dawned like a supernova, and > Ranma started struggling. "AAAHH-- Mmblgh!" NTC#43: (Indignant) Hmmph! CARROT: What's wrong with Nameless? RYOKO: Ranma just said "fuck off" in Shikima. > The redhead's eyes bulged as Akane pressed her open mouth against > her own, Akane's tongue slipping in and wiggling around. Ranma was > frozen again, and Akane reluctantly withdrew. DAVE: You know, withdrawal is an ineffective method of contraception. > Panting, Ranma said, "BUT! BUT! ... I'm a GIRL right now!" CARROT: Yeah! Ain't it cool? > Akane blinked. "So?" > > Ranma gaped. "You're a _pervert_!" > > "Yes, I am," she said, nonplussed. "What's wrong with that?" CARROT: Testify, sister! DAVE: Amen! CARROT: Can I get a halleluiah, brothers and sister? MEL: Chuu! > Stumped, Ranma ran that around in her head, trying to remember what > was so bad about being a pervert, but nothing surfaced. "Uh..." > > "Ranma, WHEN we get married, we're going to have sex... a LOT! Ahem. DAVE: Speaking as a married man, Ranma... DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!!!!! > Which do you prefer? Dull and boring, or fun and exciting?" > > Relieved at an easy answer, Ranma said, "Fun an' excitin', of cour-- > ERK!" She slapped her hands over her mouth, staring wide-eyed at > Akane, realizing too late upon what she'd just given ground. > > "Ah!" Akane's body rose and fell with the exclamation, generating > all manner of interesting jiggles. Ranma boggled and, despite her > best efforts, ogled. RYOKO: I don't see what the fuss is all about. I'm far better built than she is. CARROT: Yeah? Prove it! RYOKO: Nice try, hentai-boy. "Well, look at it this way; we're starting the > fun and exciting early. Doesn't that sound fun and exciting?" > > Akane smiled full force, and Ranma felt her resistance weakening. > Ranma had foreseen getting eventually cornered -- although she > didn't think it would be this quick! -- and hesitantly pulled her > hands from her mouth, aware of one thing she had to know and upon > which anything further hinged. She _had_ been thinking about this > for the last two days while dodging her enthusiastic new fiancee, > and this was one thing she was determined to find out before she got > too close to her pervert fiancee. DAVE: I _guess_ pervert is a step up from "uncute". I _guess_... > "Akane, I gotta ask ya somethin'," Ranma said seriously. > > "Um, okay." The sudden turn surprised Akane, but she waited for > Ranma to say her piece. CARROT: (As Ranma-chan) Can you just give me the damn soap? I'm really stinky here. DAVE: (As Ranma-chan)Are you aware of Japan's sexual harrasment statutes? RYOKO: (As Ranma-chan)Wouldn't you rather have a Klondike bar? > "I, uh, I don't know hardly nothin' about this... er, couples stuff. > But... But... Do ya, you know... like... me? ... Any? Or is it > just... this kinda thing that ya like?" > > Nodding to herself, Akane knelt before Ranma. "When I asked you if > you wanted to be friends, I meant it, Ranma. I wasn't just trying to > score on you." > > *Score? Huh?* Ranma kept her mouth shut, though. > > "I don't think either of us have had time to fall in love, but I > think... no, I'm pretty sure I could fall for you. You're handsome > or pretty, whichever." Ranma winced. "You seem nice enough. Can you > give 'us' a try?" CARROT: Damn, she's smooth. Ranma doesn't stand a chance. RYOKO: I wonder if this'd work on Tenchi... DAVE: I doubt it. The boy's practically a eunuch. RYOKO: HEY! Take that back! > Akane paused for a moment, looking down at her hands. "One thing > I've always known about myself is that I would always have a hard > time finding someone to marry because of these... urges. I used to > get... angry about it, but... that just drove more people off. > They'd rather put up with a perverted Akane than an angry Akane." CARROT: Howzabout a perverted AND angry Akane? I've got a friend who can set you up with all sorts of chains 'n whips. > Ranma sighed. She couldn't relate to the underlying problem, but she > knew about loneliness. "Yeah, I can see that, I guess." > > "Thank you, Ranma. That really means a lot." Akane looked up and > smiled warmly, looking Ranma right in the eye; Ranma felt her heart > flutter and jump and turn cart-- "And there you were, if you'll > pardon the expression, a perverted girl's dream. A bo-- A _man_ that > can turn into a woman. I look at you, and I get so... so _hungry_ > for you I can hardly stand it. You're so beautiful, so handsome as a > guy, you would complete my life. Make ME complete. Do you know how > special that is?" DAVE: Whoa. Not too shabby! Gotta say, this is gettin' me right _here_. RYOKO: Isn't the human heart located in the chest? DAVE: Who said anything about hearts? > Blushing, Ranma shook her head. > > "Well, take it from me; you are so special that I am amazed at how > lucky I am to have you thrown in my lap like this. I want... I want > to start something with you, something beautiful, something > wonderful. There's a whole world of love and... other stuff out > there, just waiting for you, Ranma, if you'll just... let me in." CARROT: (To the tune of "Let the Sunshine In) o/~ So let the hentai in- Face her with a grin, 'Cause you know this girl sends goosebumps up your skin-o/~ DAVE: o/~ So let the hentai in- It's not a mortal sin, Open up those thighs and let the hentai in!o/~ > She had been feeling her defenses falling one by one as Akane > continued her impassioned speech. Akane was making her wants > Ranma's, and Ranma tried to let go of her fear. > > "I... er... What... do I have to do?" > > Smiling warmly, Akane rose and leaned over her to whisper in her > ear. "This time, nothing. Let me do all the work. Just watch, > experience, and learn." Ranma could easily relate to that! "I'll > show you pleasure you couldn't have dreamed of. Trust me. Nothing I > do can or will hurt you. It's all about... pleasure. DAVE: What about joy? CARROT: Don't get philosophical. It's only a Lemon. RYOKO: Guys? Nameless is getting a little over-enthusiatic. D'ye think we should head for high ground? (The boys look down and notice they're up to their ankles in... unpleasantness.) DAVE: Gahh! Geez, I should'a brought hip-waders! CARROT: Hey! Where's Mel? (Mel floats by, using his upside-down umbrella as a makeshift raft) MEL: Chuu!!! > Ranma was shivering from Akane's hot breath in her ear and the > meaning of her words. She nodded jerkily. > > "Just let yourself go and enjoy." Akane kissed her, passionately, > and she eased Ranma's mouth open and slipped her tongue in, just > like before. Ranma felt a moment's panic, but almost on instinct, > her own tongue began jousting with Akane's, DAVE: Have at thee, varlet! CARROT: Haha! Hoho! Dodge! Parry! Spin! Thrust! >and she could feel the > larger girl smile in the kiss. > > They kissed for several minutes, but Akane eventually broke and > leaned back. > > "First, I bathe you. Okay?" RYOKO: (Levitating a foot above the rising flood) S'about time! I wouldn't relish putting my mouth anywhere that hasn't been washed in two days! DAVE: Oh, yuck. > Breathless, Ranma nodded weakly. Akane led her back to the stool and > sat her down. She picked up a cloth and a bar of soap and washed > Ranma's back. Once finished, Akane pulled up a second stool behind > Ranma and sat down. She opened her legs and scooted up close behind > Ranma, her breasts spreading against the redhead's back. Ranma > gasped and went rigid. > > "Just relax, Ranma. It's all about pleasure, ne?" DAVE: Pleasure, pleasure pleasure. Doesn't anyone care about emotional fulfillment here? RYOKO: Hey pal, you're the one who wanted to review a Lemon. Just enjoy it on it's own merits, Mister Intellectual. CARROT: You're calling HIM an intellectual? RYOKO: Well, comparatively speaking. > Slowly coming out of her tense state, Ranma was jarred right back > into it as the furo door slid open. Kasumi, wearing a washcloth in > her hand and nothing else, blinked at Ranma and Akane. > > "Oh. OH! Pardon me!" CARROT: Oh HO! I sense a threesome in the works! > "No problem, Oneechan. Ranma and I are just... getting to know one > another, as good iinazuke should." DAVE: "Ranma tastes good, like an innazuke should!" RYOKO: Hoo-boy, you're showing your age there. > "Ah." Kasumi gently slid the door shut, and then threw her robe on > and dashed out of the changing room. > > "ackackackackackack--" RYOKO: Whoa! Machine gun fire! >Ranma was near catatonic, her hands frozen > in warding positions. > > "Re-LAX, Ranma. Kasumi-oneechan won't think a thing about it." DAVE: Yeah, put down the Uzi, please. > "--ackackack-- She won't?!" > > "Nope." > > "Why not?!" > > "That's, er, a bit of a long story. Let's talk about it some other > time." Akane began moving her soapy hands up and down Ranma's front, > leaving the girl only enough concentration to nod. > > "Ohhh... Oh!" NTC#43: Unkaunkaunka SPOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CARROT: Dammit! I'm gonna hafta start building an ark, here! > "Just let it happen. I don't think you've had much practice enjoying > yourself. That needs to change." > > "I think-- OH! that you're-- AH! right." > > Akane cupped and massaged Ranma's breasts, and the redhead started > seeing lights in the corners of her eyes. CARROT: Hommina hommina.... PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! THE PRECEDING SCENE BREAK ASCII DRAWING WAS SNIPPED TO AVOID HEARING DAVE GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW COOL IT WAS. THANK YOU. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR LEMON, ALREADY IN PROGRESS. > Even through her headphones, Nabiki could hear someone pounding up > the stairs. She pulled the headphones off and set her manga on the > bed. The footsteps sounded all the way to her door and stopped. A > soft, polite knock echoed in the room, and Nabiki arched an eyebrow. > > "Come in?" CARROT: Heheheh... She said 'come'... > The door was almost wrenched off its hinges, and Nabiki stared > bug-eyed at a half-dressed Kasumi, her robe open and not at all > hiding her assets, panting in the doorway. > > "You won't BELIEVE what I just saw!" RYOKO: You wouldn't believe what I'M seeing! I didn't know Kasumi had her nipples pierced! > "What?" Nabiki asked unsteadily, trying not to look, herself. > > "Akane's set a new record! She and GIRL Ranma are in the furo, about > to, ah, 'you know'... I think." > > Rather than display shock, Nabiki leaned back against the headboard > of her bed and closed her eyes. "Finally! No more hitting on her > sisters when she's hard up! Gods! Having to sit in the furo with > Akane looking you up and down... Well, I suppose it's flattering, > but... Kasumi?" > > The older daughter was fidgeting in place with her head bowed. > > "Kasumi? What's wrong?" > > Kasumi jerked and straightened. "Oh!" She waved her hands at Nabiki, > a strained smile on her face. "Nothing! Nothing!" > > Nabiki narrowed her eyes. "Bullshit. Maybe you can fool Akane and > Daddy with that, but not me. What happened?" > > Once again with her head bowed and now wringing her hands, Kasumi > said, "Um... About three months ago, Father spent all the money on > sake, and I was upset. I was soaking in the furo when Akane came in > and offered to rub my shoulders. It felt so good, but it, um, didn't > stop there, and that felt so good too that I didn't want to stop. In > no time at all, we were, er, um, what's the term? Sixty nine, yes?" DAVE: Ye-ss... Why, oh why, does Blue not describe this in detail? RYOKO(scoffing): I guess you'll just have to use your imagination... Such as it is. > Lifting her jaw up from her lap, Nabiki said, "I... see..." *Jeez, > am I the only NORMAL one here?!* "Well, ahem, I suppose one slip > isn't... ah... It was just once, wasn't it?" > > Kasumi was back to wringing her hands. "... Nooo...?" > > Sighing, Nabiki said, "Okay, how many times?" > > "Um... almost everyday since... I think." > > Nabiki fell off of her bed, and Kasumi rushed over. > > "Are you all right, Nabiki-chan?" Kasumi's breasts were practically > in Nabiki's face, and the younger Tendou had to fight off a sudden > strange urge to suckle. MEL: Pika-spoo! NTC#43: Ungawa! CARROT: Aw, how cute. Mel has a breast fetish... > "Uh... um... Yeah, I'm fine." She slithered along the side of the > bed and up on top, laying on her side and staring at Kasumi. "Every > day?!" > > "... Yes," Kasumi said in a small voice. "You're not... mad, are > you?" > > "No, no. Just, er, surprised... I guess." > > "Oh, okay. Anyway, that Akane!" Kasumi sat down on the bed next to > Nabiki. "I wish... I wish..." CARROT: Suddenly, Belldandy from Oh my Goddess pops by and they all have a big ol' orgy! DAVE: That's sick! Belldandy is an icon of pure, romatic love, not sweaty, carnal doings! RYOKO: And who is it, pray tell, who has the OMG! doujinshi featuring Belldandy and the entire auto club? DAVE: Never mind... > "What?" > > "I wish I could watch! Oooo, wouldn't it be exciting to watch?!" > > Nabiki scratched the back of her head, and grinned weakly. "If you > say so, Oneechan." > > "Don't you have almost every room in the house bugged with cameras?" > > Nabiki fell off the bed again. "Uh... how do you know about that?" > she warbled into the tatami mats. > > "Oh, well, I see you, er, adjusting the positioning of them > sometimes when you don't know I'm there." > > "Ooog..." > > "So... can we watch?" Kasumi beamed at her sister. > > After a minute of careful study of the tatami pressed against her > face, Nabiki slowly got to her feet and wobbled over to her > bookcase. She removed several books, revealing a flat-screen > monitor. > > "Oooo, high tech!" Kasumi said. > > "And expensive. Don't drool all over it." > > "Hai!" Kasumi chirped. > > Nabiki turned and looked at Kasumi, who beamed back. Shaking her > head, Nabiki turned the monitor on and a picture of the empty doujou > snapped into view. > > "The FURO!" Kasumi loudly complained. > > "I KNOW!" Nabiki shouted, then stopped, counted down from ten, and > sighed. "Gimme a sec." She adjusted something Kasumi couldn't see, > and several views of the interior of the house flashed by before > settling on a situation straight out of a hentai anime. CARROT: Visuals! Give us visuals, dammit! DAVE: Yeah, make with the porn! NTC#43: Hominahominahomina... > "Oh... my," Nabiki breathed. > > "Ranma is certainly... well built," Kasumi distractedly observed, > her eyes following Akane's hands as they-- > > -----=====----- DAVE: Gosh, what a lovely scene break. Don't you guys think so? ALL: DEIBU NO BAKA!!! (Much malleting ensues) > > "Isn't this nice, Ranma-chan?" > > Ranma could only gurgle in response. Who knew her big tits would be > so sensitive? And could do so much? > > Akane giggled and, having completed 'washing' Ranma's breasts, > proceeded to clean the rest of her. Her hands rubbed the cloth over > Ranma's firm stomach, down her sides, and then out along her legs. > Her hands reversed course at Ranma's knees and traveled back along > the inner thighs. Without even being aware of it, Ranma spread her > legs as Akane neared the apex. > > "AAAHH!!!" Ranma jumped, slamming her knees together, trapping one > of Akane's hands. "I DON'T THINK--" RYOKO: I don't think you NEED to think right now. DAVE: Not that it'd do him/her any good if he/she did. When has it ever? > "Ranma!" > > "What?!" the redhead warbled. > > "Do me a favor?" > > "Uh... yeah... I think so." > > "Does it freak you out to have me washing... that place?" > > Ranma nodded vigorously. > > "Okay, fair enough. Let's do a little experiment." > > "Experiment?!" > > "Hai. I want you to only imagine me washing your... pussy." > > "AAAH!!! C-C-CAT! CAT! WHERE'S THE PUSSY?! AAAAH!!!" > > "RANMA!!!" It was all Akane could do to hold the redhead in one > place. > > "WHAT?!?!" ~~Pant! Pant!~~ > > "What did you do THAT for?!" > > "D-D-Don't say that WORD!" > > "What word?" > > "C-C-C... C-C-Feline!" > > "... Cat?" > > "AAAAAHHH--" > > "OKAY!! OKAY!!! I WON'T SAY CA-- THAT WORD!!" > > "AH! Uh... No, don't. Whew! Brrr! Keep 'em away! FAR away!" > > Akane was stumped. She had an armful of ailurophobic redhead and had > to think of a term other than "pussy". *Cunt? Ewww. No girl likes > that word... Ah!* > > "Right. Let's try this again. I want you to just imagine me washing > your... orchid." ALL: WHAT? Ahahahahahahahahaaa!! CARROT: That's the _worst_ euphemism for a female body part I've ever heard! DAVE: I've heard a worse one. Never used it meself, but I've heard it. RYOKO+CARROT: What? Tell us! DAVE: >whisper whisper< RYOKO+CARROT: Meat-Curtains? That's disgusting! DAVE: Told you it was worse. RYOKO: Look! That was SO horrid that Nameless is all shrivelled up, now. NTC#43: >Whimper...< > Ranma turned her head around and looked at Akane. "My WHAT?!" > > Giving her a half-lidded stare, Akane said, "Work with me here, > Ranma. Orchid equals that word you can't stand for this." She > wiggled the fingers of her trapped hand, and Ranma jumped. > > "Oh! Oh... Okay. Orchid it is, then." Wall-eyed, Ranma turned back > around. > > "Now, imagine me washing your orchid." > > *My orchid? Oh... yeah... That's that girl hole down there. Orchid. > Orchid.* The word echoed through Ranma's mind, gaining momentum, and > brought an unsurprising reaction. "I'M A GUY!!!" > > "Who turns into a girl with cold water and seems to be too afraid to > explore the possibilities," Akane delivered in a monotone. DAVE: Uh-oh. She's discovered his trigger. she could get the dumb shmuck to rut with a horde of rampaging wildebeests by sayiong he was too afraid to try it. CARROT: Yes, this should prove quite interesting... NTC#43:(Holding up Genma-esque wooden sign in one sweaty tentacle) Did someone mention rutting with wildebeests? MEL: Spoo! > "Hey! I ain't afraid 'a nuthin'!!" > > "Real-ly?" Akane drawled. > > "Well..." > > "I just want you to use your imagination for a minute. Can you do > that for _me_?" > > "Uh... Uh... sure... I guess." > > "Can you handle having an... orchid while you're a girl?" > > The redhead squirmed under the idea. > > "Hmmm? Don't girls have orchids, and isn't this a beautiful, sexy > girl's body under my hands?" > > "Uh... yes?" > > "Mmm-hmmm! And shouldn't a girl's body have an orchid?" > > "... ... Yes?" > > Akane leaned over and turned Ranma's face so she could kiss her. She > held the kiss long enough to relax Ranma, then broke and looked deep > into the other's blue eyes. > > "So, Ranma, will you use your imagination for a minute?" > > "Ungh-hungh." NTC#43: (Jumping up and down and no longer shrivelled) CARROT: Whoa! Watch out! Nameless is getting all excited! DAVE: Geez! What the hell set him off? RYOKO: I think Ungh-Hungh means "please fondle my buttocks roughly" in Shikima. NTC#43: Ungle-huh? RYOKO: No, that wasn't an invitation. > "Good!" Akane smiled sweetly at her, and Ranma thought THAT was the > most beautiful thing she'd ever seen. She wished she could tell > Akane that without messing it up. > > "Now, close your eyes." Ranma did. "Now, only in your mind, imagine > me washing your beautiful ooor-chiiid." Ranma squirmed again, but > settled down after a second. Akane noted with some satisfaction that > the grip on her trapped hand had relaxed somewhat. > > "Does it still freak you out?" > > Ranma frowned and nodded. "A little." > > "That's okay. I want you to look underneath the, er, being freaked > out. Think about how it would feel, me washing you up and down and > up and down and..." Ranma was starting to sway a bit. "Ranma, > underneath the... freakiness, isn't there a spark of desire? A > little bit of wanting it to happen? Of wanting to feel me do this to > you?" > > "Uh... um... a little." > > "And can't you feel that spark fan into a stronger flame?" Akane > ever so slowly moved her hand the little bit she could while trapped > between Ranma's thighs. "Feel the need to be touched? Enjoyed? > Fulfilled? Feel the need for the... pleasure?" RYOKO:(Scribbling down something on a pad of paper) DAVE: What'cha doing? CARROT: I think she's taking notes. RYOKO: (thinking out loud) Hmm... "How to make your reluctant squeeze come across with the goods, chapter one..." this stuff is pure GOLD, baby! > Her jaw hanging slack, Ranma only nodded, her eyes still closed. > > Akane moved her face very close to Ranma's. "So, Ranma," she said > breathily, the other's eyes lazily opening, "would you allow me to > wash your... ooor-chiiid?" Akane licked the tip of Ranma's nose, and > then ran her tongue all around the outside of Ranma's mouth, dipping > in and out of the space between Ranma's lips. > > The sometimes girl was utterly lost. CARROT: Just then, Ryoga happened by. "Say, miss, are you lost, too?" And much sweaty and multiorgasmic fun was had by all... DAVE:(sweatdropping) I don't think that's how it goes... > "Will you let me?" Akane breathed again. > > Ranma nodded slowly. > > "Then... relax your legs and I - will - wash - your - ooor - > chiiid." > > Ranma did as she was told, and Akane slowly, oh, so slowly ran the > washcloth up and down Ranma's sex, eliciting a continuous full-body > quiver from the shorter girl. Akane sighed aloud. > > "Oh, Ranma, you are so beautiful. I wish I was as beautiful as you." > Akane lifted one of Ranma's legs and carefully washed the redhead's > rear, digging into her anus slightly with the washcloth. CARROT: (Weeping tears of joy) Oh my god! Anal?! Could we be so fortunate? > "Ah! Oh! That... was... ... interestin'. Um, you're, errr, pretty... > Akane. I'm just a guy in this stupid boDYYYYY! OH! Mmmm... What > was...? Oh, I ain't pretty at all." > > "Thank you, Ranma, for the compliment." She beamed, and Ranma > blushed. "But you ARE beautiful. You just don't fully know it yet, > and I think that's cute." > > Blushing even more furiously, Ranma noted with surprising > disappointment that Akane had finished washing her. > > "Oh, errr, are we done?" There was a slight unsteadiness that let > Akane know more than Ranma would've believed. > > "Rinse." Cold water washed over Ranma, and she screeched. Setting > the bucket down, Akane took a large towel and laid it on a part of > the floor that was up from the floor drain and less damp. Neatening > it out into a perfect rectangle, Akane returned to Ranma and > effortlessly picked her up into her arms. DAVE: Ooh, Akane! You're SO butch! RYOKO: Assertive women are sexy, y'know. CARROT: Too bad Tenchi doesn't agree. > "Uh--" > > She didn't let Ranma finished saying anything as she kissed her > while walking to the towel. She lay Ranma down onto the towel and > herself on top of Ranma, whose eyes were darting around in a > building panic. > > "Ranma! Look at me!" > > Reluctantly, Ranma focused on Akane's eyes. "Do you remember what I > said earlier?" > > "... No." > > "It's all about pleasure. Nothing I do can or will hurt you. I will > not hurt you in any way. I want... to pleasure you. Will you let me > do that?" > > Her eyes were still wide, but Ranma nodded jerkily. Akane smiled. > > "Thank you, Ranma. You won't be disappointed, I promise." > > "No?" Ranma asked querulously. > > "I guarantee it." > > "Oh... okay... that's fine... I guess... yeah..." > > Akane silenced her with another searching kiss. After a moment, she > could feel the redhead thaw a little, and Akane began kissing down > the side of Ranma's face to her ear. > > "AAAH! Oh! Akane!" DAVE: Oh! Akane! RYOKO: Oh! Ranma! DAVE: Akane! RYOKO: Ranma! NTC#43: Sploogle! MEL: Pika-spoo! CARROT: Cripes, what the hell was all that about? > "It's okay to feel what your feeling, Ranma-chan," she whispered > into an ear. "It's part of the pleasure. Will you relax and let it > happen? Hmmm? For me?" > > "Ah! Oh. Okay. For you." > > In response, Akane tongued her ear even harder, and Ranma groaned at > the flashes in her body that such a seemingly innocuous act could > produce. Akane broke from that activity, and kissed down Ranma's > neck, trailing fire down to her collarbone and onto the slope of one > breast. Ranma was quickly learning to enjoy Akane's lips on this > sensitive body. > > Akane kissed down Ranma's cleavage and then ran her tongue along and > into the soft, pliable flesh of one breast. CARROT: NOW we're gettin' down ta business! RYOKO: Yes, remarkable isn't it? We're halfway through and the actual "thrusting of swollen members into moist wombs" has yet to begin. DAVE: Remarkable lack of carnality, for a lemon. > "NNNN!! Oh! OH!" > > Giggling softly, Akane continued her ministrations, eventually > circling around to the top again, at which point she moved to the > center with her kisses and tongue. She paused over the aureole and > nipple, and then her tongue whipped out and flicked the nub of > hardened dark flesh. > > Ranma jerked, gasping, and Akane took advantage of it by descending > fully and capturing the entire broad, darkened area of the breast in > her mouth, swirling her tongue around and around and occasionally > nibbling on the nipple. Akane enjoyed hearing Ranma moan and pant, > but she thrilled when she felt Ranma's hands creep up to her head > and entangle themselves in her hair, but still allowing Akane to do > as she would. > > -----=====----- > > Nabiki was having a difficult time keeping any professional distance > while watching Akane quite thoroughly seduce her fiance. She glanced > over at Kasumi and almost face-faulted. > > A line of drool was stringing down from her older sister's open > mouth and pooling on her leg. Nabiki took alarming note of the fact > that one of Kasumi's hands was starting to creep into that special > place between her legs and that the other hand was already pinching > a nipple. > > Nabiki woodenly turned back to the screen, wondering how long it > would take Kasumi to start actively masturbating... right in front > of her sister! > > *Oh, kami, why does that idea turn me on?! I want to be the NORMAL > one! WAAAH!* DAVE: Don't cry, Nabiki! Just pop on by one of Jim Bader's fics and you'll get more hot lovin' than you could possibly imagine! RYOKO: Er, I think she was bemoaning the fact that she's _about_ to be dragged into a sordid sexual situation, not complaining about her lack of nookie. DAVE: Oh. well, shit. > -----=====----- > > Moving to Ranma's other breast, she treated it the same as the > first. The poor tortured redhead was writhing beneath Akane, and > moaning just like the virginal maiden she was, at the moment. Akane > felt herself moistening and starting to flow at the thought of > deflowering Ranma... in a manner of speaking. > > Finally finished mauling Ranma's chest, Akane kissed down her > stomach, stopping to play hide-the-tongue with a cute little > bellybutton. Ranma's stomach heaved, in and out. Akane progressed > downward-- > > "Uh! Um, what are you going to do?!" > > Akane lifted her head and gazed steadily at her soon-to-be lover. > "Do you trust me? Trust me to show you pleasure?" > > "... Yeah." > > "Then lie back and just enjoy, Ranma. I'm going to light your > fire..." RYOKO: As Akane whips out the can of lighter fluid and packet of waterproof matches, Ranma begins to have second thoughts... > Wide-eyed, Ranma watched Akane dip down and place her mouth on that > odd hole she had at the juncture of her legs. Akane's tongue slid > along the vertical folds of the opening, and Ranma's eyes rolled > back into her head. > > "AAAAHH! Oh, MYYY GOD! NNNN! N! NNNN!" Ranma's back arched and her > legs moved from open to wide open back to just open. Her fingers > found Akane's head again and pressed into the back. Akane had to > fight off a shout of triumph, which wasn't hard as she was currently > worming her tongue as far into Ranma as it would go. She was > rewarded with a screech. > > Akane pulled her tongue out and ran it up and down the red-furred > labia again. She watched as Ranma's clitoris finally peeked out of > its hood and slid into view... and kept on sliding out. CARROT: Hel-lo! DAVE: Holy Jumpin' Beezers! La Blue Girl flashback! RYOKO: Fearsome. NTC#43: (slobbers wetly) MEL: (Runs and hides in the balcony) > *Well, that's interesting!* Akane thought, eyeing the exceptionally > long specimen. *It must be because she's so big as a guy. Looks > yummy.* > > She stopped her vaginal ministrations, and pouted her lips, placing > them at the end of the clitoris and slowly sucking it in like a soda > straw. Ranma went rigid, and orgasmed. Akane was afraid of hurting > her if she didn't grab Ranma's hips to keep her face in a relatively > stable position to the clitoris in her mouth. > > Ranma's body bucked, her fists and feet pounding the tile. Akane > heard a series of sharp cracks as several tiles split. > > "AH! NN! NN! NN! NNnnNNN! NN--" > > Akane abandoned the clitoris and put her entire mouth to Ranma's > opening as the redhead leaked fluid. It was hot with a sharp tang > that Akane found unusual and delicious. > > Finally settling down into a twitchy daze, Ranma lay on the floor, > panting. Akane gave Ranma's mound a final lick, eliciting a final > full-body twitch, and rose, crawling back up the redhead's body, > only stopping briefly to smear her sticky mouth over a couple of > luscious breasts. > > "Did you enjoy that, Ranma-chan?" Akane sang. > > "Ungh-hungh... Yeah... Oh... Incredible... I... I had no IDEA! Un! > Mm!" > > Snickering, Akane turned Ranma's head and kissed her, letting her > taste her own fluids. Ranma's eyes widened at the flavor, but the > musk of it went straight to her hind brain, and her eyes rolled back > up into her head again as she let herself be devoured. CARROT: Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! DAVE: Egad! What the HELL are you doing?! CARROT: Saying the word "fap" over and over. Why, what did you THINK I was doing? > -----=====----- > > "Did... Did you SEE that, that CLIT?!?!" ALL: Why, YES, we did! RYOKO: Kinda hard to miss, considering... >Nabiki was aghast. She > turned to her sister, only to find her missing from her chair. She > blinked at the moaning coming from the floor, and peered down at > Kasumi, one hand mauling a breast and almost the entire second hand > jammed into her sex. > > Nabiki stared, and then shook her head, wiping drool off her chin. > "Get a grip, Nabs!" She smacked her forehead. "Now, why did I say > that? ... I HATE 'Nabs'!!" > > -----=====----- > > "I'm not finished with you just yet..." > > "You're NOT?!" > > "No, Ranma-chan, I'm not." > > "But, but, but... It's gonna be supper, soon!" > > Akane almost told her to go ahead and eat her orchid, *ACK! Not THAT > word!* DAVE: Huh? Ah, I think she meant to say "pussy". CARROT: Ack! Don't say that word! RYOKO: What, are you allurophobic, too? CARROT: No, I just prefer "meat curtains", now. RYOKO: Zorch! (sends an energy blast his way) CARROT: Iteee!!! > but she thought better of it. After all, she'd told Ranma > that she would do all the work this first time. "Not to worry. We'll > be done in time." She'd seen Ranma busy at the table, and knew that > meals were exceedingly important to the redhead. > > But Akane wanted to drive the nail home. She felt that Ranma needed > to be more comfortable with his girl body, and a full and exhausting > round of sex while in that body was the youngest Tendou's chosen > method. CARROT: Bravo! Good for you, honey! DAVE: Didn't Ryoko just fry you with an energy bolt? CARROT: I am immune to chastisement. > And it was fun, too. But to fully accomplish her mission, > Akane decided it was time to employ a little barrier-breaking > psychology. > > "Roll onto your stomach, Ranma-chan." > > Ranma did as instructed, watching Akane warily over her shoulder. > > "Now, I'm going to lift your hips, and I want you to bring your > knees in so that when I set you down you're resting on them." RYOKO: How clinical. Next she'll be "driving the point home" with a speculum... > Again, with almost no effort, Akane lifted Ranma by grabbing onto > her pelvis. Ranma brought her knees in, and Akane set her back down, > leaving Ranma's butt high in the air. > > "Anou... Wha--" > > "Shhh. All about pleasure, ne?" > > "Uh... yeah." > > Akane rubbed her hands on the globes of Ranma's rear, and then slid > her hands forward along Ranma's back, pushing down slightly and > causing Ranma to shiver and arch her stomach down. It also brought > her sex into complete view. > > "Hold that position." > > "... Okay..." > > Applying her face again, DAVE: Akane leaned forward, taking a deep breath, then pressed her lips hard against Ranma's right cheek and blew out as hard as she could, making a loud "raspberry" sound. RYOKO+CARROT: (sweatdropping)... You're a weird dude, Dave. DAVE: Hello, pot? This is the kettle. You're SO-O black! > Akane tongued Ranma for a short while, and > Ranma moaned and gasped appropriately. > > "Oh... Akane... It feels so _good_." > > "Of course it does. I told you, didn't I?" > > "Mmmm." > > Smirking, Akane stopped her oral applications and slowly inserted > her forefinger into Ranma's red-furred snatch. Ranma tensed at the > invading digit, and Akane stopped. > > "Only pleasure." CARROT: You keep saying that. I do not think it means what you think it means... > Ranma slowly relaxed, and Akane continued to bury her finger up to > the knuckle joining it to the hand. She could feel Ranma gripping > her finger with uncertainty, likely mirroring her state of mind. She > pulled the finger almost entirely out then slipped it back in to > another gasp and moan from Ranma. She repeated this motion, slowly > building up a rhythm of insertion and retraction. Ranma's body > shivered. > > "Do you like that, hmmm?" > > "Un... Nn... Yes... Nn..." > > "Would you like another finger?" > > "Nn... Nn..." > > Akane took the lack of intelligible response as an affirmative, and > on the next retraction, added her longer middle finger, plunging > both in as far as they would go, returning to her previous rhythm. > > "OH! Oh! Ah! Mm! Nn!" > > Smirking, Akane watched Ranma's clitoris extend again, and > moistening the thumb and forefinger of her other hand, she > masturbated Ranma with light strokes while continuing to drive her > fingers into Ranma's orchid. > > "AAH! AKANE! OH! So gooooood. NN! NN! NN!" > > It wasn't long before Ranma reached orgasm a second time, clenching > down on Akane's fingers in a rhythmic squeeze, although Ranma > gritted her teeth soundlessly, only her heavy breathing echoing in > the tiled room. However, Akane didn't let up. Her purpose was to > keep Ranma up and going and, if Ranma turned out to be as sensitive > as she suspected, keep her continuously at the edge of orgasm, going > over and over that edge. > > After she had rested for a few seconds, Ranma started pressing her > hips against Akane's hand in opposing rhythm to Akane's motion, > hoping for more insertion. Akane eyed the juices dripping off her > invading hand with some regret, but she stopped masturbating Ranma's > clit and coated the fingers of that hand with the fluid, catching > some on her upturned fingers before bringing it up to Ranma's anus, > rubbing it into the point of wrinkled flesh and slowly working it > into the hidden hole. Ranma moaned and shivered at the additional > stimulation, falling over into her third orgasm, vocal this time. > > "AAH! NN NN NN NN NN NN NN-- OH, KAMI! SO GOOOOOD. YES YES YES NN NN > NN... MOTTO!" > > Giggling, Akane added her third finger, now able to lever a section > of slender palm into Ranma's soaked channel. > > "YESSSSS..." Ranma was pounding back onto Akane's hand even harder. > "Motto... OH, KAMI, I WANT MORE!!" > > > "Well..." Akane said, trailing off as she continued her > ministrations. MEL: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap... RYOKO: (peering over) What's Mel doing? DAVE: Probably just saying the word "fap" over and over. CARROT: (peers over, blinks) Uh, no, I don't think so. ALL: Ewwww! RYOKO: Hey, waitasec. If little Mel is being affected this much by Cabbit Blue's filthy prose, what about Nameless? (Three heads ratchet around to stare at the tentacle creature who is swelling ever larger and larger by the second) DAVE: Run for it! He's gonna blow! CARROT+RYOKO: AIEEEEEEE!!! RUN AWAY!!!!! (The gang manage to escape the flooding theatre by jumping from row to row of seats, finally piling out the door just as a horrible, wet explosion is heard behind them. A trickle of pale liquid dribbles out from under the door) DAVE:(Turns to camera) Well, I guess we have to cut this MST short, seeing as how our print of "I'll Be Your Fiancee" by Cabbit Blue has been destroyed in a viscous explosion of Nameless's bodily fluids. CARROT: (glancing around) Anyone see Mel? RYOKO: There he is... (MEL is embedded halfway through the far wall, dripping with filth and looking sated.) RYOKO:(looks Dave in the eye) Let's not invite him back, hmm? (Her energy blade appears under Dave's chin for emphasis) DAVE:(sweating) Ehheheh... You got it... OVERALL REVIEW: RYOKO: Not a bad little bit of naughtiness. A little raunchier than I generally care for, but... (Shrugs) I'll give it one thumb up. CARROT: Yummy! Lesbians, anal sex and fisting, what more can a horny guy ask for? Me in the middle, that's what! I give it a hearty two thumbs up! DAVE: I liked it. It was almost a PWP lemon, but it's actually a fairly intelligent lemon piece. It's very absorbing and sensual, to the point you don't even realize that there isn't a whole lot of actual sex going on here, considering the page count. This fic, should he ever continue it, might well become the "Aikan Muyo" of Ranma fanfic, or at very least the "Bubblegum Pink: Raging Fires". I'm looking forward to more inspired filth from Mr. Blue. (Camera begisn to iris out as the MAT3K theme plays cheerily in the background) DAVE, now, if only someone has a crowbar so I can pry Mel out of the wall...