Turn of the lights... (And fall down the stairs) Prepare for.... -------------------------- Mystery Ecchi theater 3000 -------------------------- Episode 2: Lemon ahead! ----------------------- First things first, this is a Msting of a work of fanfiction, any characters inhere are used without authorisation of their respective owners. hentai4.txt is by Nall and he's welcome to it. this is just another form of C&C, don't take it personal :-P Oh, before i forget, this contains adult material, so if you're not above 18, i urge you to look away from it, i'm not responsible for your actions, so if you read this, you'll be the blame of all your actions, not me :) Well, on with the show! ----------------------- Somewhere in space... on a drifting satelite.... "Mike, tell me, what's this satelite's name?" Crow T. Robot asked at his creator, "Huh? Name? I haven't got the faintest idea..." Mike said, wondering if the satelite indeed had a name. It had been 2 mounths now that he was on the satelite, but he never even wondered about that, and he couldn't remember Doors ever to tell him the name... "Maybe we should pick out a name ourselves?" Tom suggested, a suggestion that seemed to be apreciated by Crow who inmediatly started on this. "I got it!" Crow shouted, "Let's call it 'Satelite of Love'!", Mike on the other hand shouted "'Satelite of Nitro'!" then Tom shouted "'Satelite of Hate'!" this went on for a few minutes untill the Red light started blinking... "Oh great, nerdface is calling..." Mike said, tapping the light. "Ah, there you are Mike, ready to surrender your very soul to me?" Bill Doors asked. "Hell no sir, you'll never win this stupid game" Mike told him. Bill Doors was amazed by the young man's resistence, not only did he survive that Ranma1/2 Lemon, but he also survived watching 4 episodes of 'Friends' on a daily basis... this would be a hard nut to crack.... "Very well then, let's see if you survive this fanfic then..." Bill said. "yo! Bill! What's the name of this satelite?" Crow suddenly asked at Bill Doors. Doors, who hated being addressed by anything else but 'SIR' turned red of anger, "What did you call me Canned head?" Doors snapped at the little bot, who started to get worried, "Er, Sir?" Crow asked, hesitating, "Ah, that's better, the satelite's name is Satelite of Pain, and now for you're punishent of addressing me with my name i'll send up another lemon!" On these last words, Doors closed the comunication and sent the fanfic up to the satelite. "WE'VE GOT LEMON SIGNNNNNNNNNNNNN" Mike & the bots called out. ----------------- It's a waterfall, you step through into the tunnel behind it It's a large wooden door, you knock on it & it falls over It's an iron gate, you take out a crowbar & force it open It swirls open from the middle It's a shower curtain, as you open it you hear violins playing It's a Red light, you wait for it to turn green and enter. ----------------- Ranma 1/2 Fanfic -- "Lemon Spread" -- Hentai Adept pt 4 Crow: Huh, part 4? seems we're missing something! Tom: Are you complaining about that? Crow Not really **** LEMON FANFIC **** Mike: Look! The sign is snowed in! Warning: Offensive material, sexual acts, and many other unwholesome activities are described below. I'd hate to shake someone's idealistic views on the world, so if you would feel violated personally by reading further by no means do so. Crow: in other words, he wants us to feel violated? Mike: seems so... Tom: Arg! my head hurts already! Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi owns this entire show, all characters involved, etc. and so I am really using them for my own purposes not intended by her. If you actually care, I'd be amazed. Crow: but i don't give a damn about the characters i screwed inhere so there! The ancient Chinese woman sat down at a table in the cat cafe and watched her granddaughter. she thought, Tom: Huh? we're in the story already?? No warning?? no sign? no line??? Ark! Mike: Whoa! Take it easy Tom! you'll blow up again! Indeed, Shampoo seemed totally unaffected by the previous night's encounter with Mousse. Mike: Yes, but was it a 'Close encounter'? Crow: Tada tum da dum Tom: huh? Cologne looked to her right, where the Chinese boy did his normal menial tasks. Mike: would be? friends? married? partners in crime? WHAT?? Tom: I personally don't want to know "Hmmmm..." She mumbled aloud, disturbed by the notion. Her mind went back to the now dry pot of ramen that had caused this whole fiasco. Crow: So she invented Scent For men? Tom: shameless product plug #1 She pondered again. Her job was cut out for her now. Since she had moved to Japan, Cologne's job was to help Shampoo with her quest to gain Ranma's hand. It was tradition, and she would not have someone of her own lineage go against it. Mike: Now you listen to my young lady! i'll set you up with that Ratboy if i want to, and you'll listen to me, hear me?! Crow: Aiya! Ranma is a ratboy? Mike: Who's Ranma? Crow: Aiya! Cologne had taken the pot of Ramen away the previous night, but rather than throw it away, she had taken the remaining hard noodles and had stored them in a plastic bag. Tom: these'll taste great with those Banana's i found last mounth! Crow: Gross! This bag was now the focus of her attention. Mike: Damn, when will this stupid steriogram come into focus? she thought. After a moment, the idea hit her. Tom: *thud* Ow! Stupid idea! "Shampoo, I'm going out." she called. "Hai, Hibichan!" Shampoo replied. -=-=-=-=- Mike: Any good line jokes anyone? Tom: Nope Crow: same here It was a cheerful morning at the Tendo Dojo. Kasumi rose bright and early to begin today's cooking. Although no one had school today because of some sort of holiday, she felt that she should still make them a good breakfast. She made her morning toilet and went to go about getting started. Crow: oh my! Look at the mess i made last night, better hide this decapitated body! Mike: Crow, get your mind out of the gutter! As soon as she had walked down the stairs Kasumi knew something was unusual. She heard quiet music and a repetitive tapping sound coming from somewhere. Not only that, but there was a strange odor in the air. Tom: Where's that slow, sensual music coming from? And what's this musky smell? As she approached the kitchen the sound, as well as the odor became slightly more distinguishable. The latter being less relieving than the former. Mike: Oh my, someone made Brussels sprouts! "Embracing a dream I will not surrender..." came a familiar voice singing in harmony with the song from inside. "Oh, Akane must be cooking." she said, keeping a straight face even as the worst case scenario played itself in her head. Tom: I'll better call bio-hazard... She approached the doorway to the kitchen and found her guess to be correct. "Hello, Akane" she said to the girl singing with the radio. The girl jumped in fright. Tom: She would never have expected to she her elder sister carrying a lifeless body, a body that once used to be her father... Mike: Getting dark are we? "Oh!" she exclaimed as she dropped the knife she was chopping with. Crow: P-chan's doomsday had finally arrived She looked to the doorway with an expression of surprise. "Kasumi-oneechan! You frightened me!" the younger sister said. Mike: I told you so many times already! never sneak up to me with that axe! "Oh my, I'm sorry Akane, I didn't mean to.." she looked at what the girl had been doing. "Were you cooking breakfast?" "Ummm, Hai" the girl replied meekly, picking up the knife. Mike: How come it's trying to crawl away then? Tom: What it's moving AGAIN? *thud* there! "Okay, why don't we do it together then?" Kasumi asked. Trying to salvage the lives those who would later eat the breakfast. Crow: For no being, man or demon deserved such a cruel death! Tom: Except, of course, Bill Doors, who should suffer in Hell! Bill Doors: Been there, done that Mike: Whoa! How did you get uphere?!? Bill Doors: Trade secret Crow: fine fine, get out now! Bill Doors: "Sure, Onechan!" Neither sister noticed as the stealthy old woman as she exited the room without a sound. Tom: there is a word too much in that line Mike: Just smile & nod Tom -=-=-=- Crow: ...and on the highway direction L.A. there is a traffic jam, if possible, use alternate routes... Okonomiyaki Ucchans was open for business, and Ukyou was already making her characteristic dish for the regular customers. While she prepared the food, she was additonally making a special batter for a private banquet to be held at her restaurant. Apparently, some local sandlot team had decided to end their four year career completely undefeated. Ukyou had at first been against it. Usually she did not allow private banquets because, unlike most restaurants, she typically made more money from the general public, but the captain of the team had made her an offer that would make her more money in an hour and a half than she usually made all day. How could a business woman like Ukyou refuse? Tom: er, by saying 'NO'? "Boy, this sure is gonna take a lot of batter." she mumbled over the rather large pot of batter she was mixing. "Hmmmm, I'm going to need nori flakes for this..." Cologne, unseen by any human eye, made her move and sprinkled something from a small shaker into the batter for the private party... Mike: Yes, it's the new addition to the U.S military force! After Stealth bombers, stealth jetplanes and stealth boats, now they have stealth grandmothers! -=-=-=- Tom: Hey, it's the tower of hanoi game! The old woman chuckled as she walked back to her home, she had now planted the seeds that, with care, would grow into a marriage for Shampoo. Mike: the other seeds, those of devorse, had still to be bought, together with the seed of mother in law! Cologne's attention moved to the jar of powder in her hand. "My, is this stuff potent!" the old woman thought in amazement. "Even an old wench like me can feel the effects. Just imagine what it's going to do to Shampoo's competition!" Crow: they'll get stoned! heh heh heh Cologne thought about what the seasoning would do to spice up the lives of those involved... Mike: ark! No Spicegirls!!!! [Flash to Tendo Dojo, later this morning...] Tom: And in this special newsflash, we go to the Tendo Dojo, where there is a boy who is also a girl! "Ranma, I made this breakfast just for you!" Akane told the boy. Crow: I made it with all my love and that cannester marked cyanide... "Yeah, er..." "Well, aren't you going to eat it?" she said, getting impatient. Tom: I'd like live to see tomorrow.. whoops, spoke outload again "Uhhhh....alright..." he conceded. Ranma lifted a piece of food to his mouth, wincing as he closed his lips around the morsel. Slowly he begins to chew. After what seems like an eternity of grimacing, he finally stops moving his jaw. Crow: for it took this long for the poison to spread through his system, disabling his nervous center, causing him to choke to death in the unability to breathe! Mike: Crow... that was dark.... Akane waits urgently for the results of her labor. "Well?" she asks sweetly. "I...uh..." the boy looks at her, a spaced look on his face. Tom: The colors Man! The colors! He stands and steps forward, grabbing Akane by the shoulders. Tom: but unfortiunatly for Akane, he did not know his own strength, ripping of her shoulders, and leaving the poor girl into a pool of blood... Mike: Tom, Crow... you guys are sick! Crow: you created us, if we are sick it's your fault! "Ranma, what...are you...?" she says, concerned by his unusual movements. Mike: Mogwai! Ranma merely pulls her to the ground and with a single movement, placed himself above her. Crow: You see, you do make a good seat! "Ranma! Stop it...!" Akane yells at him. Ranma hears nothing, being completely engrossed by the potions effects. He pushes up her skirt and pulls her legs apart. Akane tries to fight him, but he has all the leverage, and she can't get any power behind her strikes. He says nothing as he rips the panties from her, and his own pants are removed. Tom: How did he remove his pants if he was sitting on her? Mike: Smile & nod Tom "Ranma, Noooooo!" she screams in denial, tears flowing from her eyes, completely betrayed. Mike: Her eyes betrayed her? [Fade to black as Ranma goes down on Akane] Crow: Ow man! they cut away the juicy part! Mike: Crow! Cologne chuckled to herself. Mike: she had finally understood that joke Shampoo told her yesterday <*THAT* will ruin their relationship, if anything will.> she thought. Tom: Mike, what is a couse? Mike: I'm wondering that myself too She merely shrugged, either way, the scandle the powder would cause would no doubt lead to the removal of Shampoo's biggest rival. She had been careful, however, not to add too much to the food as to make the act forcfully inevitable, but she didn't want to hurt the son in law. Even as much as she had dilluted it, too much of the love potion in one body could be dangerous. Crow: for they would turn into hermaphrodites! Mike: Her mind wandered to where she had been more liberal in her sprinkling. She chuckled as she thought about the other fiance's fate... Tom: Man, that's one sadistic grandmother! [Flash to Okonomiyaki Ucchans, also later this morning.] Men from the private party eat their ramen noisily at their tables. Ukyou absent-mindedly wipes the counter clean. After a few moments she spies movement from between strands of her brown hair. Mike: What moving between my hair? AAAAAAAAAAAHH! Flies! Ukyou looks up at the approaching men. They all have vacant looks on their faces as the draw near to the girl. Tom: 'The draw near the girl'??? Ark! Mike: Carefull Tom! You'll overheat again "Nani...?" she says, a quiver forming in her voice. Crow: The quiver then fought for it's freedom, wanting to get out of the fic! As more men approach Ukyou becomes worried and draws her spatula for defense but seems to know there are far too many for her to handle. Tom: But fate was on her side, as suddenly the author suffers a heartattack and dies... D'oh! it's still there! A moment later she is grabbed from behind and thrown to the floor as her clothes are ripped from her body by many hands. Ukyou screams at her exposure as the crowd of men begin to remove their clothes. Mike: Oh boy... [Fade to black as she is buried beneath the mass of flesh] Crow: i didn't know she had a foodfetish... Mike: Crow! Tom: The Chinese woman laughed aloud. "Boy, is she going to be out of the running after that fiasco." Not only would Ukyou be humiliated, but the men would all be witnesses of a sort. In a short amount of time, Ucchan's parlor, as well as Ukyou's own reputation would be ruined. Ranma could not even consider a girl in that state as a bride, no matter how bad he felt for her. Cologne nearly hurt herself laughing. -=-=-=-=- Tom: It's the Plotline! And it's smashed up! "Ranma!" came Kasumi's voice. Mike: Give me back my bra! Ranma seemed to shrug in his sleep, but did not stir any more. Tom: So he's dead? "Ranma! Get up, Ranma!" came the voice again. The boy moved again, but once more did not rise from his futon. "Oh, my." Kasumi said, "I guess I'll have to ask Nabiki to do this one." Crow: Nabiki, can you strip down? I can't get Ranma out of his bed! -=-=-=- Mike: They should fix that street Nabiki slowly moved her hand up and down the body of the man in front of her. He was so muscular, his body was as strong as steel, as if molded perfectly from plastic. She felt as he moved his arms down below and grabbed her buttocks. Her body reveled in this sensation, there was no better feeling in the world than to feel so close to him. Crow: Oh, dreamsequence Tom: How can you tell? Mike: She didn't sharge him money Tom: Oh He began to knead her soft skin down there, slightly pulling and pushing himself against her as he did. She leaned into him, feeling comfortable in his warmth. Once there she moved not at all, feeling sort of a high feeling as he removed her blouse. Crow: shouldn't that be difficult? if she didn't move anymore? He continued and soon had her completely naked, but still she clung to his muscled body, not resisting his advances in the least. Tom: She must be horny Mike: Tom! His body pushed against her and in a moment she was lying horizontal on a soft cushion, probably a futon. Mike: Altough it could have been a bed, i'm not sure. Nabiki needed no one to tell her what was going to happen next, she had long since figured out what went on in these situations and had been waiting to lose her cherry for a long time. Crow: finally! I've finally sold it! Mike: Crow! Nabiki closed her eyes as the man positioned himself above her, she felt something touch her between the legs. The girl was thrilled, it was about to happen, her eyes squeezed shut, she heard a crashing sound deep inside her brain from the anticipation....only...only... Tom: I have no idea why she would hear a crashing sound when she's on the verge of having sex. Only it wasn't coming from inside her head. Mike: It was her computer that went nuts again.. Shouldn't have installed Windows98 Nabiki's eyes snapped open as the wall behind her lover exploded. Tom: The flying debris ripping through her lovers torso, making his chest to explode open towards her, spilling his organs over her! Mike: Tom... that is sick! Tom: Bite me! The hole in the wall was bright with light; shielding her eyes she could make out several dark forms coming fast from the opening. Crow: The demons have come for her! The forms were a blur of hot motion as they swept past her. Nabiki felt the wall behind her splinter as the forms made a new hole. Tom: The forms were trained by Ryoga After a moment she could begin to make out her surroundings. The first thing she focused on was her lover. He was still holding her close protectively, but they both lay on their sides, and his face was turned away from her towards the light. Nabiki looked at the figures running past her and her mouth dropped. Mike: Hey! your bleeding all over me! "They're...they're..." she tried to whisper. "...Vikings..." Crow: they're coming to take me away haha! After a moment, her head screwed up in confusion. Tom: Huh? her head screwed Confusius? Mike: Tom! "Huh?" she said. But there was no mistaking it, nomadic Vikings, complete with axes in hand were running through the room. The girl just watched for long moments as dozens of the fur-covered yelling men ran past them. Then, one Viking stopped in front of her. It looked like all the others, draped in hides, his face seemingly an overgrown patch of bushes with the beard. He looked at her with a look of curiosity. Mike: So that's what a girl looks like! "Nabiki?" came the voice. The girl just stared back. The voice somehow seemed detached from the man, and also higher in pitch. Tom: Oh, they neutered him "Nabiki?" the Viking repeated, his mouth moving with the words, but the voice seemed to come from somewhere else, somewhere behind him. "Wake up, Nabiki!" came the call the third time. Nabiki's eyes snapped open. Crow: *snap* *roll, roll* Ow! "Uhh, yeah Onechan!" Nabiki responded, attempting to hide the anxiety prevalent in her voice. "Gomen Nabiki, I didn't want to wake you up, but I was wondering if you would wake Ranma for me, he isn't listening very well this morning." Kasumi said from the hall. Mike: That way, if he's grumpy, you'll be the one getting the beating.. heh heh eh... "Oh...uh, sure onechan!" Nabiki managed to respond, still groggy and nervous. "Arigatou!" came the older girl's thanks. Nabiki waited until she heard Kasumi's footfalls all the way down the hall until she took stock of what had happened. Tom: FOOTFALLS???? ARK! "Well, I must have been sleeping." she reasoned. She glanced around. "It's my room," then after a moment, "Huh." and bit her lip. Crow: Ouch! Yep, i'm awake! Nabiki pulled the blanked from her body and looked in embarrassment Tom: She's blanked???? at what she saw. Between her knees she held a small pillow, the corner of it was pressed into her vulva. The pillow, as well as the sheets were wet. Mike: Ow poopie, wetted my bed again "That was some dream..." she mumbled. She would have to come up with a way to hide this from Kasumi. Nabiki sighed and got up to go and wake everybody's favorite cross-dresser. -=-=-=-=- Tom: There's still a traffic jam.... Tatewaki Kuno stirred in his sleep, in his dream he saw both Akane and the Pig tailed girl. They were standing in the middle of a meadow filled with fragrant wild flowers as white as falling snow. he thought. "Come here, Kuno!" Akane shouted to him. "No, don't pick her, come with me Kuno old boy!" the Pig tailed one called to him with her customary fire. Tom: thus frying Kuno and ending the fic Mike: Dream on little fella Kuno stopped less than five meters from them, suddenly unsure of which direction he should take. Tom: D'oh! Lost my map! "Kuno, my sweet! Why aren't you coming for me?" Akane asked sweetly, but her voice making him guilty for not immediately charging to her. Indeed, he was about to, if it wasn't for the red head's voice calling to him. "Kuno, my darling Kuno, don't you love me?" Tom: Nope, i just want to have hot, passionate sex, that's all His mind was torn in two, he could not reject either one of them, for they were both the epitome of perfection in women. They could neither be better than the other. So alike, yet so different. he pondered, "What am I to do!?!?" he violently yelled at the sky, lamenting his own inability to chose one of them. He collapsed to the ground and covered his head, trying to shut out the calls of the girls, giving him space to think. He felt their voices, begging him to come to them, both equally as gorgeous in their own way. Mike: You know, if he's hearing voices he should see a doc. Luckily for Kuno, he didn't have to decide at that moment, as a few seconds later he awoke in his bedroom. Crow: Phew! that was close, abit longer and i would have fried my brain! "Wha..." he said as he sat up. The boy surveyed his surroundings, his gaze finally resting on the two large, 18 x 24 pictures of both Akane Tendo and his Pig tailed goddess which hung on his wall opposite of his bed. "Oh, it is lamentable, but I must one day choose between my beloveds." A deep sigh escaped from the upperclassman's lips. "Perhaps meeting with the two lovely maidens will help me decide..." Kuno dressed and set out resolutely to his day. -=-=-=-=- Tom: hey you four! get in line! Ranma rolled in his sleep as Nabiki entered his bedroom. "If I do this just right..." she whispered. Crow: Maybe this time i'll be able to take his wallet! The girl positioned herself with her back to the door and took the bucket in both hands. Holding it in one hand by the handle and the other on the bottom Nabiki called out to her victim. "RANMA! WAKE UP!" "Huh?" Ranma muttered dumbly a moment before the water hit him. "What the hell!?" Ranma-chan exclaimed as she sat upright on her futon, her cleavage giving a good jiggle in the process. {Click} Ranma-chan looked up to see Nabiki holding a black camera to her face, the button on the trigger. Crow: don't shoot! I'll pay you! I swear! "Hey! Nabiki! Stop it!" the red head said as she leaped to her feet and ran the few feet to the girl with the camera. {Click} {Click} {Click} "Nabiki!" a very pissed Ranma-chan yelled at the camera. {Click} "Oh, Ranma, These few snapshots will make me a mint. Bye now!" Nabiki said as she slipped out the door at an amazing speed. "Why that...that...Oooohhh!" Ranma-chan fumed in the doorway. After she had completed her rant, the girl turned around to go about doing her morning routines. Looking back at the place where she had just been sleeping, a large panda went on snoring. "Lotsa help you are, pops." she said, kicking with slight force into the panda's side. "Get up, already." -=-=-=-=- Crow: One for you, two for me, one for you, two for me, ... "Good," Nabiki said back in her room. She had pulled off a double victory of sorts, not only had she covered herself, but she could sell the pictures to Kuno for at least 5,000 yen a piece. 25,000 yen wasn't bad for a few minutes work. "Nabiki, breakfast is ready!" came a call from downstairs. "Be right down!" -=-=-=-=- Mike: They still haven't fixed it?? "What is it?" Ranma asked. "It's breakfast of course." Akane responded, "What else would it be?" as she went to dispense the food she had created to the rest of the company. Tom: Soon they will all be dead... poisoned... and all this will be mine... Mine... MINE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! Mike: Tom, you're scaring me! Ranma looked down at the bowl of...something. It was green and gelatinous in nature with small black spots all over the outside and the semi-transparent green middle. Mike: It's the blob!!! Bots: As he poked a chopstick in, he found that he could not penetrate it. So, he pushed harder but it still wouldn't give. He tried again, this time using both hands on the one chopstick. The stuff Gave slightly but then his chopstick snapped in half; Ranma swore the thing had pushed back against him. Tom: I swear man! My breakfast talked to me! "What's wrong, Ranma?" Akane came up behind him, her voice making it plainly obvious that she had witnessed at least some of his actions. "Aren't you going to eat it?!" Crow: And die a horrible, slow & painfull death? no thank you! The people around the table reacted very differently. Soun began to sniffle; Genma read his newspaper, trying to avoid listening to the upcoming fight; Nabiki read an old Fushigi Yuugi comic, truly ignoring their bickering, and Kasumi responded in her customary way. "Oh, my." Tom: Yep, that's Kasumi alright The argument became more intense, and the rest of the family readied themselves for what was sure to come. They also began to look for a way to inconspicuously rid themselves of this...stuff in front of them. Then, as expected, the fated moment came. Crow: The flood started, and all of the worlds inhabitants died in the mass of water, all except Noah, and the persons rich enough to buy a ticket for his boat "Kawaiikune!" Ranma shouted at her. Everyone waited for the blow to come, but they were interrupted instead by another familiar sound. "What a haul! What a haul!" came the voice. "The master?!" Soun and Genma said in unison as the ancient man came bounding into the room. Mike: Oh, it's not the master, it's a beaten up old guy "Well hello Soun old boy. Genma! What have you been up to in my absence?" the old pervert asked. "Nothing, master." Genma replied. "Good, good. Hmmmm..." Happosai said as he glanced back to his pack of stolen women' undergarments. Tom: Hmm.. what's this blanket doing inhere? oh, it's a panty of the woman next door... "Hmmmm, maybe I didn't get as many as I thought..." he mumbled aloud as he saw that the pack was not completely full. "Genma, Soun. Come with me, I feel it's time for you to continue your training. Come, and let us liberate the darlings from their cruel owners." Tom: There's slavery in Nerima? In as noble and courageous gesture Genma and Soun ever made against thier master, they stood up together and refused. "I'm sorry master, I cannot help you perpetrate this perversion." Soun said, his eyes closed in a firm face. "Yes, we will not move from this spot." Genma added. Mike: We're glued to this spot you see. "Good, then you can eat breakfast with us." said Kasumi cheerfully. "Yes, we will sit here and-" Soun continued, his expression unchanging until he interpreted Kasumi's statement. He glanced quickly at the green glop in front of him, noting that the substance seemed to be growing in size, and then over to Genma who had made a similar glance to his own plate. Reading each other's eyes, their attitude changed drastically. Crow: We shall join you master! I'd rather be cought stealing bra's then dying from foodpoisoning! Whoops, spoke outload again! "-go with you, master!" Soun recovered the sentence rather poorly, but his exuberance was more than enough to make it sound at least somewhat viable. Anything was better than Akane's cooking in his opinion. "Yes, it might be fun!" Genma added. It was probably the most outright lie they had ever heard. "Alright! Let's go then, boys!" Happosai said as he bounded out the door, immediately followed by the two younger men. Ranma and the three sisters watched speechless as the men went out the door. It was a moment later that Ranma realized what was happening and immediately made his move to escape. "Hey you guys, wait up!" Jumping up from his kneeling position and launching off the table as he went, Ranma made his escape through the door. Akane just watched blankly as he ran out the door. After a long moment of piecing together her short term memory, she was furious. Crow: I've been tricked again! Ark! "Hey, you're not getting away that easily!" Akane yelled as she moved towards the door. She made it two steps before she tripped over Nabiki's leg and crashed to the ground with a thump. Tom: *thump* Ow! I made a hole in the floor! "Ow!" the girl complained from the floor. "Akane, they're gone." Nabiki said without raising her head from the comic. -=-=-=-=- Mike: Is that morse for S.O.S.? "Well, we've had a successful four-year run. We've had some good times, and we've had some bad times. I hope, that we can all carry this experience with us for the rest of our lives..." the man babbled on at the head table. Ukyou was completely amazed at the absurd sentimentalism this man seemed to hold. "He's been talking about nothing for nearly an hour!" she whispered, "How can they stand it?" Tom: He sounds like Clinton! As Ukyou looked around, she realized that many of them weren't; some slept in their seats, some appeared to be developing nervous twitches, and some were glancing increasingly often between the speaker and the oversized bronze baseball bats they had just received for trophies. "...and so, let us eat together this delicious Okonomiyaki that this restaurant has provided." All abnormal actions seemed to cease at the thought of food. "Well, here's the extra that guy paid for." she mumbled. Immediately, Ukyou went into action. Flinging the Okonomiyaki from her grill she sent the food flying onto the table, each with less than an inch waver in accuracy. After she was done, the speaker raised his hand to speak again. Ukyou leaned back against the counter behind her where the excess batter was stored to listen to the boring man speak. Mike: Listen as i shall now bore thee to death! "Alright then, let us eat. And let us all remember..." the man went on for several minutes during which no one knows or cares what was said. After he was finished, the team immediately began to devour their food. Within a minute, every piece of yaki made was gone into the stomachs of the men. Tom: Men, all the same, humpf! Silence. Ukyou looked around with unease, some of the men stared into space, some blinked repeatedly, others shook their heads vigorously. It was as if they were trying to rid themselves of posession of some evil spirit. Crow: Groovy! "What's wrong?" she asked aloud in a concerned voice. The heads of the men twisted instantly to look at the source of the feminine voice. Then, they began to stand. One after another they rose from their tables and began to walk towards the only girl in the restaurant... -=-=-=-=- Tom: It's a mine field! Ranma jogged along one of the commercial streets of Nerima. Mike: why are all these women sitting behind windows? He had long since ditched the three older men, using them only for an excuse for escape from breakfast at the Tendos, as lame as the excuse might be. "I'm still hungry, though." he said, looking around as he ran. As if on cue, Ranma found his answer and veered his course off in the direction of Ucchan's parlor. Upon reaching the door he saw a sign that seemed out of place. Looking at it, he realized it said "Private party." "Huh, Ucchan must have gotten something special for this, she never does private parties." he said, pondering for a moment whether he should go in or not. He decided a moment later and opened the doors to the parlor. When he entered it was clear something was amiss. A bunch of men, varying somewhat in age were all standing, facing towards the counter where Ucchan stood, holding her spatula in hand. She was yelling at the mass of men, seemingly facing off against the mob. "Hey, Ucchan!" Ranma called to her, "What's up?" Crow: About to start an orgy? "Ranma!" Ukyou called to him, her voice making it evident she was in trouble. "These guys are coming after me!" Tom: Why on Earth would they want to do that? Whoops, spoke outload again That was all Ranma needed to know. His martial arts skills immediately kicked in and he began dropping guys like lightning. Starting from the back, Ranma began kicking out knees and throwing Mike: Kicking out knees? That's gotta hurt! men left and right. Ranma felt that something was wrong, these guys weren't really paying attention to him or even trying to break thier own falls. All their attention was completely focused to the front, he realized, to Ucchan who was now desperately trying to fight them off. Tom: No i don't want to buy those doormats! I said No! As quickly as he could, Ranma arrived at the front of the mob. "Ucchan, we gotta get out of here!" he said, grabbing her arm without waiting for a reply and pulling her quickly out the aisle of dropped men he had made coming in. Just as quickly, they were out the door, the men all turning their heads sluggishly to follow the movement. They moved to pursue, but by the time the first had made it out the door Ranma and Ucchan were nowhere to be found. -=-=-=-=-=-=- Crow: I'm all out of linejokes now "Good, we're out of there." Ranma said to her in a low tone. "But we're right back in the same building!" Ukyou protested, pointing out the fact that they her apartment is directly above the parlor. Tom: Ark! Intence grammer abuse! "What better place to hide? They'd never expect us to be here." he replied without worry. "Now, what was with those guys?" "I don't know!" Ukyou exclaimed, they just sort of all suddenly stood up and came towards me." "For no reason?" Tom: They're men, what more reason do you need?? "No reason at all." "Hmmm..." Ranma thought for a moment, "Who were they?" "Just some sandlot baseball team," Ukyou replied. "The owner must have had some money, because they paid me a lot to host a party here." Ranma seemed lost in thought, but after a moment became frustrated and shook his head to signify he was giving up. "You never were much of a thinker, Ran-chan." she commented. Mike: But that you were *that* stupid.... -=-=-=-=- Mike: It's no use, can come up with a good joke neighter Minutes later, Ranma and Ukyou walked downstairs into the parlor and immediately took a fighting stance, ready for the mass of men they still thought inhabited Ucchans. They were immediately relieved to find no one in the restaurant. "They're gone." Ukyou said as she put her spatula away. "Huh, too bad." Ranma commented, relaxing his stance. Then, glancing at the grill, he remembered what he had originally came to the restaurant for. "I'm starved." Ukyou looked at him and smiled. "Me too, I'll make some Okonomiyaki for the both of us." Mike: Uh-oh, Lemon scene coming... Crow: Woohoo! where's the popcorn? Ranma waited as best he could for Ukyou to make the food. He never was much for patients, and the hunger in his belly was really getting to him. Ucchan looked at him from her grill and smiled again. Tom: He's so cute when he's starving... "It takes time, Ran-chan. You just have to be patient." He merely grunted his response and she smiled for the third time. In what seemed like forever to Ranma (but in reality about five minutes) the long waited for Okonomiyaki had arrived. After placing the dish (complete with a heart-shaped okonomiyaki) in front of him she walked around the counter, placed another plate next to him and sat down. Ranma completely engulfed his plate and was finished by the time Ucchan had eaten a bite or two. Tom: Ukyou.... help me.... am ... choking ... food.... "That was delicious, Ucchan." he said to her. She looked up at him, her mouth still full from the last bite and nodded her thanks. She looked down to her plate and began to take another bite when she sensed something to her left. Looking up, Ukyou saw Ranma staring at her blankly. Mike: Oh, his battery is dead again "Ran-chan?" she asked, quizzically. "Ukyou, you're... beautiful." he said. Ukyou's mouth hung open. Tom: What have you been drinking??? "Ran...chan...Arigatou!" she managed to get out without breath. She gazed up at his eyes, and seemed affixed to them for some reason she could not figure out. He put his hand on her shoulder, she could feel her body tingle at his touch, and a feeling deep inside of her come alive; one she had once repressed, but now felt exciting to her. Tom: She suddenly wanted to see 'Spaceballs, The movie'! She held out her hand and he took it, electricity flowing between them, making their bodies shudder with chills. Crow: Hey! Copyright infringement! "Ukyou...I...feel so..." Ranma said, feeling his rock hard penis pushing painfully against the front of his clothing. Mike: Ukyou, i'm growing! my pants are to small! Ukyou smiled at him, feeling the same urgency in her own way. "I know... I feel the same way..." she told him, almost giggling girlishly. Ranma looked as if he was fighting something in his head for a long moment. Crow: I vowed not to have sex on mondays, but ... "Ucchan, can we...I mean, I know it's not right, but..." he said akwardly, but the statement was obviously phrased as a question. Mike: Can we go mindblowing passionate sex for no particular reason? Ukyou's mind told her no, something was wrong here, but her body screamed for her to go for it. She conceded, realizing not only from herself, but from Ranma's reaction it would be a losing battle. She nodded, fear and hesitation brodcasting in the movement. "...but, upstairs." Crow: My 'special' toys are there Mike: Crow! He bobbed his head in an equally awkward, but slightly energetic manner in agreement. -=-=-=- Akane was disappointed. Ranma had run out on her, leaving her alone with her sisters without eating the meal she had prepared and so she looked around the room sadly. "He left. He didn't even try my cooking." she lamented too loudly under her breath. "Akane, Nabiki and I are still here." Kasumi tried to cheer her up, hearing her comment. tom: We'll make fun of you while Ranma is gone Nabiki looked at Kasumi in a panicked gesture of protest, not liking what Kasumi was insinuating. crow: I'm not touching that tomboy! "We'll eat your cooking. Won't we, Nabiki?" Kasumi said, the second half of the statement phrased in a tone that might, were it not Kasumi, be interpreted as threatening. Mike: Of course, that .44mm gun could be a persuating tool... The middle Tendo sister let her head fall limply to her chest and her protest go unheard. One could not argue with Kasumi. Crow: Kasumi the all powerfull has desided for me to die a horrible painfull death... oh well, life sucks. Kasumi sat down in front of her plate and quickly picked up a small piece of the food and placed it quickly, but carefully into her mouth. "Mmmmmm... different!" her voice wavered only slightly, almost making the statement sound completely positive. Tom: I'm going to die... slowly..... oh my... Kasumi looked at Nabiki, smiling serenely. "Aren't you going to have some?" Nabiki tried her best to keep her composure for her younger sister's sake, but she still seemed nervous as she took a taste of the green dish. "Mmmmmm...." she said, the middle of the expresion rising and then falling artificially. Tom: AAAARRRGGGG! It's climbing back into my mouth! Mike: Yucks! Akane did not miss the significance. "Are you sure you really like it?" she asked, skeptically. "Why don't you try it yourself, Akane?" Nabiki smiled as nicely as she possibly could. Crow: Eat your own poison you witch! What a concept. Akane shrugged, sat down, and took a taste for herself. It was gooey, the pepper corns she had substituted for raisins gave the whole dish a very strong taste, and the Worcester sauce she added to the gelatin mix made it slightly....tangy? Mike: What was i thinking??? Akane gagged hard, and wondered how her sisters had managed to keep as much face as they had. It was one of the worst things she had ever tasted. "It's really bad, isn't it?" she asked, not looking up once she had recovered from her gag reflex. Crow: Well, the giger meter did blow up.... "It's not-" Kasumi started, but Akane stopped by raising a hand mid sentence. "It's okay, Kasumi, you don't have to." They sat there for a moment; Akane looking at the ground, Kasumi sitting, looking concerned, and Nabiki trying to avoid interaction by looking disinterestedly at her comic. Tom: Doctor Slump is cool! Almost simultaneously, the girls all shuddered involuntarily. As if a heat wave had washed over their bodies, concentrating at their midsections. Akane was shocked at the way she felt. She looked up at her sisters, nervously. Somewhat to her relief, and astonishment, Kasumi looked at her with a similar mask. Akane glanced over at Nabiki who was looking at Kasumi, the same nervous tension shown on her face. The oldest sister glanced from Akane to Nabiki and, seeing the same reaction she felt, spoke. "Oh, my." Tom: Better call 911 "What's going on?" Akane asked, shifting her weight and trying to get more comfortable with the changes coming over her. Crow: Oh god! I'm growing breasts! Mike: Crow! "I don't know, sis. It seems we're all feeling the same way, though." Nabiki said. Mike: Must be your cooking "This feeling is so....strong..." Akane said. "I agree... what should we do?" Kasumi asked, innocence obvious in her voice. Tom: Have an orgy? I just recently saw Shampoo and Ukyou have one. They were silent. Nabiki broke the silence with something that neither of the other two expected to hear. "Well, the only thing we can do." Nabiki said slyly. The sisters looked at each other in confusion. Mike: Oh my, not the wooden pony again! Crow: Mike! Mike: If you can't beat them, join them. Tom: Welcome to the dark side! "You don't mean..." Akane said to her, getting a hint as to what her sister was getting at, her eyebrows lowering slightly. "Of course, I do." the girl replied again in her own sly way, "Wait here a moment and I'll be right back." Crow: Better set on my camera, i hear they pay big bucks for amateur videos Kasumi and Akane looked at each other, both a little nervous at what the middle sister was implying, and not completely sure of what she had in mind. After about thirty seconds of waiting, Nabiki returned to the other two, a small cloth bag in her hand. Tom: When Kasuki saw the bloody stains on the bag she knew that Nabiki had discovered that severed head that she was keeping in her bedroom "Well, I'm back." she said. The other two sisters looked at her, still unsure of how to react, and curious about the contents of the bag. Nabiki smiled, knowing Akane and Kasumi were both more naive about sex than she was. Mike: Heheheh, revenge will be mine! "Well, we better get going." Akane's face crinkled slightly, a little angry. "Nabiki, in that bag. There isn't a..." "dildo?" Nabiki interjected with a smirk. "...is there?" she finished. Mike: I don't want plastic! I want the real thing! Akane was a little shocked. Kasumi reacted how any proper girl should, she put her hand to her face to cover her mouth and said the words that always conveyed her distress. "Oh, my." Tom: This guy is taking the 'Oh my' abit to far if you ask me... The youngest Tendo sister felt an immediate wave of anxiety wash over her. But, as was normal for Akane, it was immediately masked as anger. "What kind of hentai are you, Nabiki?!" she said harshly, stepping in front of her older sister. Crow: An incestious one who's about to have sex with her sisters, why? Nabiki merely reached out her hand very swiftly and lightly grasped the younger girls left breast in her hand, caressing it slightly. Akane was frozen, Nabiki held her hand firmly planted on her chest, an action she would have immediately responded to by flattening the transgressor were it a boy, but she was quite confused by the fact that her own sister was making the gesture. Tom: Should i kiss her or kick her... what a dillemma! This was a very delicate spot, Nabiki realized. Well knowing that only respect for her was keeping Akane from stomping her flat. She also knew that that respect would be quickly bypassed if Akane became angry enough. She would have to just keep talking to her. Mike: Let the breast go and we'll let you go away! "I don't know what's going on here.. but I know that if you both feel like I do right now, your body is very hot all over... especially down there..." Nabiki took a slight gamble and slowly rubbed her hand down over the lower part of the girl's dress. Akane's knees jerked slightly as she did so, and Nabiki decided to withdraw her hand for the meantime. Crow: To soon... D'oh! "I know that fighting this emotion can be less than pleasant, Akane... it might be a good idea not to try." Tom: Surrender to thee lust young girl! The youngest Tendo simply stared, wide eyed and mouth wide open as Nabiki returned to fondling her breast through the blouse. It felt so good, the heat from her lower region seemed to spread up her body, concentrating on the place where her older sister touched her breasts. She could only sigh slightly as she felt her nipples become erect under the touch. Behind her she heard a familiar voice repeat itself. "Oh, my." Tom: Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Nabiki smiled as she both saw and felt Akane's reaction. She went further and let the bag fall to the ground in favor of reaching out to Akane's other breast. The girl made no protest as the second hand was placed next to the first. Mike: I wonder why Nabiki is trying to unscrew my breasts.... After a long moment of continued fondling, Akane tried to speak. "I...Nabiki...you..." Nabiki took her right hand from Akane to put a finger over her mouth, indicating her to be quiet. Taking both hands from their positions, Nabiki knelt down on the floor and placed her hands on Akane's hips lightly, pulling her down. Once the girl complied, Nabiki slowly reached her hands behind her own back and unhooked her blouse. Crow: Woohoo! Lesbian Orgy! Mike: Crow... Tom: Come on Mike! We know you like this too! Mike: Tom! Akane gazed on as Nabiki bared clear, her chest. Tom: Hey! It's that runaway Comma from earlier! The author caught it! Nabiki's bust was impressive, larger than Akane's and well formed and Akane felt some jealousy as she looked at her sister. Mike: Why was she allowed to have those sillicon implants anyway? Nabiki motioned for Akane to do the same. After a long moment of hesitation, the girl took the bottom of her blouse and pulled it over her head. Both girls just sat there for a moment, looking only at each other, staring at the exposed flesh between them. Somewhere in the background, a sigh of "Oh, my..." went unheard. Crow: Could someone please reboot Kasumi? She's hanging Nabiki reached down then to Akane's own hand, grasping it gently she lead the younger girl's touch to her own busom. Akane was a little uneasy about this, a part of her mind told her she was doing something wrong, but at the same time another part of her was almost overwhelmingly pushing her to follow Nabiki's lead. Crow: Don't do it! Incest is Evil! Tom: Don't worry! We'll claim that we were drugged! Crow: But you made the drugs! Tom: D'oh! The same smile remained constant on the middle sister's face. The sly, confidant smile that always made the others nervous about who was really in control of any given situation. Mike: That confident, evil smirk on Nabiki's face should have warned them, but alas, it was to late, as Nabiki grabbed her machine gun and shot them both! The end. Tom: Keep on dreaming Mike The smiling face shuddered for a moment and a slight gasp escaped the girl's lips as Akane found her nipples. The younger Tendo looked up, scared that she had done something wrong and Nabiki's grin relieved her that she had not. Right now, Akane didn't think she could bear to do something clumsy and ruin the sensations that she felt running through her body, as she fondled her older sister's breasts. Crow: Sensations such as disgust, illness, and an inmense perversity As they continued with their sex play, the two sisters found themselves closer to the ground. Once there, Nabiki took control. She positioned Akane on her back and immediately pushed up the skirt worn by the younger Tendo. Tom: So that's where my pink panties are! "Nabiki, wha..?" she tried to protest, being very nervous about the whole new situation. "Don't worry, this will feel great." Mike: This ritual sacriface doesn't hurt! I promise! -=-=-=-=- Ranma and Ucchan were completely engorged in their fornication. Crow: Fornication? Oh great, who have this guy a thesaurus? Once upstairs, the couple had wasted no time to get down to business, striping and positioned on her futon for the upcoming act. Mike: striping? The urgency they felt pushed them forward and already they were ready to go to the final step. From lying on his back Ranma looked up at Ukyou as she strattled his stomach. Their eyes locked for a moment as she looked down, smiled and put her face up to his to kiss him firmly on the mouth. The feeling was very pleasant and it lingered for long moments after she sat back up. Crow: Of course, this could have been due to Ranma's slow brain Ukyou was ready, without any further delay she reached around the back and grabbed his rock hard penis firmly in her hand. He merely laid there as she brought herself over it and then, placing it at her entrance sat down quickly. Tom: She then quickly got up again, as she had forgotten to take of her slip Ukyou closed her eyes and bit her lip to stifle a scream as his member tore through her barrier. She had no idea it would be this painful. Crow: D'oh! Where is my morphine? Ranma immediately saw her reaction and moved to try to help her. She put up a hand to stop him. "No," she said definitively. Ucchan had dreamed about this, she would not chicken out because of a little pain. In fact, as she thought about it, the pain was slowly fading from her lower region. Crow: Hah! I fear no pain! Argggg! A spider! HELP!!! Ranma was still dubious about what was happening to Ukyou. He knew from somewhere that the first time always hurt girls, but the amount of pain that she apparently had felt seemed to be extreme. It took a lot to make Ukyou wince, and her reaction definitely had shown. He had always been brought up not to hurt girls, and it truly wounded him to have harmed one as special to him as Ukyou. Tom: But then again, it was she who sat down, so it was her own fault! On the other hand, he was truly in heaven. Ranma could not believe the sensations of the inside of the girl's tight vagina. There had been some hard pressure at first, but that had quickly given way to more pleasurable pressure that squeezed him from all directions. Mike: He's being crushed by Ukyou? His pleasure intensified even more as Ukyou began to slowly move him in and out of her. It was still painful for her, but the potion in her body as well as the determination in her brain would not let her give up. Ranma gasped as his prick began to withdraw from her and then reenter her up to the hilt. Crow: Oh my god! My peepee disappairs and reappears constantly! -=-=-=-=- Akane was in bliss as she approached orgasm. The contractions of her muscles were pushing her further and further into Nabiki's face. The middle member of the Tendo clan knew it what was coming, and just before Akane began to convulse she moved her mouth up slightly and bit down on the girl's exposed clitoris. Tom: Making her scream out in agony as the pain shot through her body towards her brain! "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, AHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed out, her face contorted in pleasure and pain as she felt Nabiki pinch the tender button between her teeth. Nabiki smiled with the rest of her face as she held on tightly to Akane's protruding bud until she finally stopped squirming. Then, she released the girl and poked her head out from between Akane's legs. "Akane, you aren't going to just lay there, are you?" Nabiki asked in her customary semi-sarcastic fashion. Tom: Now clean up this mess i made! The younger girl barely heard her, so breathless from the act. She stared absent-mindedly at the ceiling until she registered the question. "Huh?" she looked down at the girl looking up obscenely from between her legs. "Well, isn't it time you returned the favor?" Nabiki asked in a mock annoyed tone. Mike: I'm annoyed by this, but it's in my contract so... "Uhhh, well...okay..." she replied weakly. "Good!" Nabiki said enthusiastically. Crow: I've finally found someone stupid enough to touch me! After several moments of rearranging, the positions were reversed and Nabiki's turn for pleasure was at hand. Tentatively, as she had been during the whole affair, Akane began to eat out Nabiki. Slowly, she licked the older girl's vaginal lips, soon covering them with a thin coating of saliva making the older girl squirm slightly and a slight amount of liquid to escape her hole. Tom: Oh, she's leaking too Akane detected the taste of her honey and was a little surprised at it's presence. She knew that she herself felt wet down there, especially when she had...what's the word, came? Whatever it was, she had loved the feeling. Now, as she tasted the juice a little she realized it wasn't too bad. Deciding that she wanted to try some more - and remembering what Nabiki had done earlier - Akane gently pulled the petals apart and stuck her tongue inside. Mike: But Akane forgot her own strength, as she ripped her elder sister in two! Nabiki smiled and shuddered as Akane put her tongue inside her. Akane was quickly becoming adept at licking her, she realized. Nabiki thought with a smile. A moment later she frowned, Crow: author's whim? The end of Nabiki's thought was met almost simultaneously with a voice from the door. Tom: The door wanted out of the fic! "Oh, how cruel is the hand of fate that would drive my beloved Akane Tendo to this terrible crime against nature." spouted words that would only come from one mouth in Nerima. Mike: Woohoo! I'm gonna get spanked! Tatewaki Kuno stood behind Akane, a bouquet of flowers in his hand. Akane looked up to him in shock, quite embarrassed to be completely naked, eating out her sister. A long moment of indecision took over her body. Crow: She's being possessed! Kuno solved her problem by kneeling beside her and putting his hands around her waist, hands bumping against the bottom of her naked breasts. "Oh, fair Akane. Let me rescue from this foul depravity and let me take you to your bed and show you-" had he been five minutes earlier, and had she not already orgasmed, Akane would have jumped on Kuno for sex, but as it was he was cut off by a punch to the face. Tom: *thud* What's that hollow sound? Akane was about to continue it with another shot when Nabiki touched her shoulder. "Akane, hold on, let me" she said. Crow: He's my boytoy! The younger girl complied, moving aside so the middle Tendo could act. She put her hand on the boy's shoulder and gently prodded his head up with her other hand. "Oh, Nabiki Tendo..." he said as he looked at her. "I have time not for you, for as I sit-" Tom: What is that guy saying? Kuno was cut short again, this time by a kiss. He stared straight ahead as the girl in front of him until she finished the passionate touch. Without waiting for him to recover, she took control. "Kuno baby, shut up and get down here," Crow: shut up, and sleep with me! Akane watched as her sister seduced the boy she had always smacked away. After a minute or two of foreplay, she glanced around and happened to see something that in the heat of their passion, both her and Nabiki had forgotten about: Kasumi. Mike: Oh, my, she saw me! The oldest Tendo daughter sat glancing back and forward between Akane and the couple getting it on next to her. Crow: You sick people! Akane noticed that Kasumi was as naked as she, and was thrusting fingers into her own womanhood. "Akane, dear, would you be so kind as to help me?" she asked. Tom: Could you please put me out of my misery? -=-=-=-=- Ukyou felt as the last remaining pain from her body fade as her vagina beginning to stretch and lubricant was released to make his penetrations easier. As these both happened she quickened her pace a little as the pleasure began to be felt. Crow: The pain had finally faded away, and the cloud in her mind cleared, as she suddenly realized what she was doing! Tom: Oh Shit! I'm doing Ranma! The feeling was even more intense as Ranma thrust again and she began to leave all her inhibitions behind and started to truly enjoy the act. "Oh, Ran-chan.." she moaned. "Ucchan..." he moaned in response. Tom: Oh Crow... Crow: Oh Mike... Mike: WHAT? Ukyou then began to give her wild horse the ride of his life. Tom: But i tought she was doing Ranma! Her whole body began roughly humping up and down on his prick, making him slightly nervous that she might miss. Mike: Oh man! if she misses now it'll hurt bigtime! The girl did nothing to slow as she approached her limit, in fact, if anything she sped up. Her thrusts became even more savage as she felt the clenching in her groin pushing her over the edge. She clamped down and pushed him as far inside of her as she could as the orgasm hit. Mike: *thud* Ow! bad orgasm! It was like nothing she had ever experienced. It was painfully hot in her groin; her head spun around, making her dizzy; and she felt her body fall apart like a reverberating guitar string. Mike: @_@ Crow: wha! Head spinning!!!! Tom: U... U... U... Mike: Damn! There he goes again! Ranma could not take any more of her stimulation. He had been near the edge before, and when he felt the excess fluid flow from her hole to drip on his balls he knew it was too much. Without any ceremony he pushed against her, his body fully locked into hers as he shot his load of sperm all the way inside her. Crow: Blowing through her skull thus killing the poor girl! Mike: With the waves of pleasure, Ukyou did not cease when she felt his seed splash deep into her hole. Crow: *splash* *splash* *splash* Mike: StOp iT! The foreign fluid was hot within her inner walls and the idea of it there kept her going for a couple moments longer. Then, when the pleasure had faded and Ranma became soft, Ukyou remained on top of Ranma, lying against him caringly. "I love you Ran-chan..." "I... love you too... Ucchan..." Mike: Oww.. look Teen love! -=-=-=-=-=- "Go ahead Akane.." Kasumi said as she readied herself. Mike: Yes Akane, according to this guide you must stab through the box with that sord while i'm inside. Crow: Ok, here goes... *stab* Mike: Ark! Oh, my.... Akane...? Crow: Yes Onechan? Mike: Dial 911 please... Crow: Oh, my! "Are you sure, Onechan?" "Hai," she smiled at the younger Tendo. "Alright," Akane said as she as she readied her arm. "Here I go.." Tom: banzai! Kasumi made a cry of pain as the dildo thrust into her cunt. "Oh! Gomen, Onechan!" Akane said immediately, scared that she had hurt her older sister. Crow: Kasumi, is it normal that the dildo exits through you're back? Kasumi steadied herself as she collected an answer. "It...It's alright Akane, I was just startled a bit...Please, continue," Mike: I'm into SM, didn't you know? Akane looked her in the eye and she stared reassuringly back. Slowly, she removed the dildo. Akane watched in horror as it pulled from her body. Mike: My god! there are spiders on it! "Kasumi! There's blood..." she said, panicking. Kasumi smiled slightly. Crow: Oh, my! "It's normal for the first time Akane. Don't worry about it." she replied, "Please, continue." Mike: Punish me! I've been bad! Akane's fear did not disappear, but complied to her sisters request. Kasumi began to fondle her breasts as Akane thrust the rubber lover into her body. The dildo was not only long, but it was bigger around than almost all human males, and the pressure inside her was great at first. Crow: The pressure inside Akane?? Never before had she ever felt this way, never so excited about anything. she thought. Mike: But why couldn't he sneak into my room?? The girl moaned as Akane sped up the frequency of the thrusts. Before long, Kasumi felt the ecstasy of an orgasm come over her body. Her back arched and she pushed her legs together tightly, trapping Akane's hand as well as the dildo in place until she was done. Crow: Let go of my hand you hentai! "Arigatou, Akane-san... " "No problem, Kasumi!" she smiled at her sister. Mike: I like ramming my sister with a dildo! As they got up, the two began to watch Kuno and Nabiki in their lovemaking. She was now lying on the table face up, the food spilled over the table behind her. This seemed to be the least of their worries. Crow: Isn't it the food that started all this? Kuno was taking her missionary style, his cock pounding hard into her at the end of the table. He was holding her hips with an iron grip and was pulling her body against him hard every time he thrust in, impaling her hard with every pull. Nabiki seemed to be enjoying it thoroughly, the expression on her face showed the pure ecstasy from this rough ride that was given to her. Mike: I'm a sick girl, ain't i? "Nabiki Tendo, I fear that the coup de grace is soon to arrive..." he said with a hard grimace evident on his face. Crow: My god! even his face has a hard on! Mike: Tom: Hard loving woman! "Go for it, Kuno baby." she said, putting her arms on his hands as they gripped harder on her hips. Crow: Cool! She's modular! Her lust a hundred times as strong as it had been earlier. Mike: Nabiki felt her lust for blood grew within moments, she knew that the boy would not live to see another day, but her hunger was too great to fight. Kuno put his muscle to work, pushing back and forth with an almost bestial fervor. He piston the hard steel spear into her again and again, Crow: Now he's using a spear on her??? Mike: AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGG! her ass sliding, well lubricated in some of Akane's green glop. Mike: But wasn't it hard? He did not last for long. Soon after he said it, Tatewaki did come. He shot his entire load as he continued to thrust, not stopping even for his climax. One glob came as he thrust deep inside, the second as he exited, and a third and fourth as he pulled her back to him. Even after he had stopped spurting, the boy did not relent in his thrusting. Crow: er... globs?? Nabiki felt the fluid spray within her, it was both disgusting and arousing at the same time but the feeling turned her on so much she felt the waves of pleasure fast approaching. Mike: Hey! This is so discusting, it turns me on! Akane and Kasumi watched as Kuno rammed their sister even after it was evident he came. It was like watching a boy playing roughly with a doll, as easily as he pushed her back and forth on him. She seemed weak and helpless against him, like a plaything. The only thing that made the sisters wonder was Nabiki's smile. The smile that changed everything, the cat-like smile that belied everything else in the scene. Less than a minute after Kuno came, Nabiki knew her own was imminent. She moaned out loud, making it known that he was doing her right. "Oh, Kuno!" Crow: Why did you betray me! Kuno slowed not at all, continuing to hammer the little brunette for his own pleasure. The pleasure he knew had almost completely returned, and very soon he would feel again. The girl beat him to it, Nabiki screamed out loud as her body explode in satisfaction. Her body hurt, her mind screamed, nothing else mattered to her. The lust was all-encompasing, and it would not let her go until she came. Crow: Mike, do all humans explode when having sex? Mike: huh? Kuno felt the reaction he had caused on her and was immediately proud of his achievement. The knowledge that he was adequate to pleasure a woman in this way was the push that caused him to lose his load for the second time today. Tom: Load up your guns! Finally, after the violent ordeal was finally over, they relaxed. "Kuno baby, that was incredible." Mike: No one ever beat me up like that! "Thank you, you honor me by your words Nabiki Tendo" Kuno looked down at her, her face bright and smiling. She nodded and a moment later Kuno felt a sharp pain and then collapsed into unconsciousness. Crow: Kuno had suffered a massive heard attack when he realised he just had sex with the sister of the woman he loved "Nice shot, sis." Nabiki commented, looking up at the girl holding the mallet in her hands. "Thank you." said Akane, smiling. Crow: She shot him with a mallet?? -=-=-=-=- Author's Notes: -=-=-=-=- Mike: Woohoo! almost done! Okay, this chapter was longer and had more gratuitous sex than any other that has come before, and probably will ever exist after. Crow: You mean there's more to come? Ark! This chapter is long because it had to be to get three lemon scenes in, and because I was in the mood when I started to write something extensive. Mike: You mean you wanted to bore the audience to death? Unfortunately, the mood did not return to me thereafter, and that is why it took so long to finish this chapter. Crow: if i were a mood i'd stay away too! Okay, the part about Nabiki and the Vikings. I read once in the Ranma 1/2 Drinking game: If Nabiki is having sex, but is interrupted by rampaging Vikings bent on conquest, 8 drinks (I think it's 8) Mike: Yea, whatever, as if you can drink more then one Duvel(*)! I have no idea where it came from, but I thought it was absolutely hilarious. I have no intention of offending the author of the original fic by writing this. Mike: well, if he finds THAT hilarious... To the author: if you are upset by me using this in my fic, contact me at the address below and I will work something out with you. Crow: What about the other people you upsetted? like Rumiko? Alright, also, my disclaimers and such have been changing slightly as I go along, simply because they reflect what I am thinking about at the time. Mike: Oh, the great void! They are in no means meant to be offensive to Takahashi-sama. I have nothing but the utmost respect for her and all the companies involved in the production/distribution of Ranma (except Viz ^^). Crow: if this is the way he shows his respect, i hope i never get it! Okay, so I've pretty much said I don't want to offend people. Fine, I've covered my ass for the authorities. If any of the rest of you were offended by this story, too bad; there *WAS* a disclaimer at the top, if you didn't notice. Mike: Oh that small print? Other than that, I don't think I'll be writing the next part very soon. I've got too much going on in my life right now, and I need some time to work on painting and learning C/C++, Java, Java Script and Perl even better (Yes, I'm a programmer). Mike: Oh god, the world is coming to an end.... Production time: God, I didn't keep even close track this time. Probably between 6 and 10 hours. Revision Time: probably 'bout 3 hours. 7/21/97 : 12:21 am Revised: 9/10/97 : 10:23 pm Please use this address for c+c. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Nall -- nall@goldengate.net * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Crow: finally!!! The end!!!!! Mike: Lets get out of here! Back in the science lab, Mike is replacing Tom's head again... "You know Mike, you really should fix that problem of his" Crow said. "I know, i've just added some more buffers, and a new Logic processor, we'll see if it helps" Mike told Crow. "Whoa! Where is the fic???" Tom called out, wearing his new shiny head. "you blew up, moron" Crow snapped at Tom. "Oh... Hey!" Tom shouted, as both bots started their usual fights. Mike noticed the red light blinking, and tapped it. "Oh, hello there Mike, i see you're still sain? *sigh* Next time Mike, next time..." Bill Doors was abit disapointed, he really hoped that that fic would have done it... "Keep on dreaming you nut-case" Mike snapped at Doors, who was shocked by those rude words, "You'll regret those words you moronic human!" after those words Bill cut comunication. "Oh well, whatever" ------------------------- The real end My God... this thing just kept on going, i tought i'd never finish it! Well, it's not that good tough, and i'm sure that it can be improved, but i'm not going to do it, if someone else want to add riffs, be my guest :-P If you find a fic you would like to see msted, just email it to me, i'll mst every single fic i see! Bwahahahah! On the choices of names, most (all?) of you are smart enough who all the persons really are, but i didn't want to steal everything from Mystery Science theater, so i made up my own (crappy) storyline, hope you don't mind :) About that 'duvel', It's beer from Belgium, with an alcohol level of 8.5% Well, look out for the next one! This is Amon Re, signing off :-)