Disclaimer: The characters depicted in this work of fiction are not mine and I do not lay any claim, either real or imagined to the likeness, reproduction, or otherwise. This work is intended for fun only, and is not produced for profit. Please feel free to distribute freely. Writer's Foreword: I'll warn you now, this is a crossover lemon. I've put the cast of UY, the cast of Ranma, the cast of DP, the cast of AMS, the cast of AKO, the cast of.... etc. etc. etc. I tried to break as many boundaries as possible with this, including having Ataru admit to his true feelings (Whatever they may be) Well, you don't expect me to tell you now, do you? You Ranma 1/2 fans may not like what I've done with Ukyou, but feel assured that there is a reason (as always) that I've portrayed her in such a light. You might not like what I've done to Ranma either, but hey, it's my universe. Kei makes a few explicit appearances, and even Yuri has some fun. All in all it makes for some very interesting story lines, so please, read it, and then tell me what you think. Comments/Crits to: inaba@earthling.net Seduction of Ataru by Matt J. "Ukyou's Secret Technique" Lum lay on the sand, dressed in only a silky yellow and black tiger striped french cut one piece as she soaked up the sun's rays as the tide ebbed a few meters away. Her eyes half closed, keeping an eye on an energetic Ataru as he continued his nonstop girl hunt. "Hey babe!!" he bellowed running down the beach to a little blonde in a red two piece, all the while Lum's cheeks growing flush with anger. "What's your phone number?" he continued, falling all over the blonde. "Dahling!" Lum commanded raising off her tiger striped beach towel, crackling with energy. "What do you think you are doing?" she demanded, raising a few meters off the beach. Before she could rise to Ataru's judgment, Mendo, babbling beside her, disturbed by the ruckus, "Lum-san, forget about that idiot and let us explore our love." "Let go of me!" Lum demanded, his hand still on her arm, she crackled with electricity, sending a jolt through Mendo's body, leaving him crumpled on his Deluxe La-Z-boy Recliner Beach Chair, TM. The smell of burned hair and singed flesh drifted to Ataru, sending shoots of apprehension down his spine. He stood, stupefied with fear, his arms around a long legged brunette beauty who was trying to pry him off with a spatula. His head turning slowly as he scanned the area, his eyes coming to rest on a thick mane of green hair and a slight body dressed in a tiger striped one piece speeding toward him, "Dahling!!" His eyes wide with fear, his jaw working around the giant spatula prying into his face, "Ahhh! Lum!! OOOUUAAAAHHHHH!!!!" He dropped to the ground twitching as the jolt ran through his body, the brunette's long legs squeezing his chest as she too was hit by the blast. "What are you doing to my Dahling?" grabbing Ataru by the hair and dragging him off to her beach towel. "Dahling! You shouldn't be hanging around such forward girls!" casting a cold glare to the stunned brunette lying on the ground still quivering. A young man with a black hair and a pony tail walked up to the prone girl, staring at her, puzzled, "Are you okay, Uk-chan?" Ataru sat, quietly mulling over how he got into this situation, absently fiddling with the handcuff on his right wrist as Lum pressed her back into him, sighing deeply, "This way we can both enjoy the beach, ne Dahling?" Lum's eyes bright. He rolled his eyes, bored with her company, "Hmmph." He had to find a way out of this WITHOUT getting a shock from Lum. Those shocks had more than one effect on him. He had grown used to getting hard after a shock, 'But dammit!' he roared to himself, 'Being hard all the time with no release was becoming more and more painful, and I DO mean painful, every time.' It wasn't his fault that Lum looked so sexy when she was mad. There was just something so cute about the way she positioned her body as she chased him. He smiled inadvertently as an image of Lum in a leather mini chasing after him came to mind. 'Now THAT would be heaven!' he thought. The thrill of looking strait down her cleavage as she ran after him, knowing that any second she would catch him. He chuckled maniacally, starting to drool. "Dahling?" Lum queried, noticing his expression as his eyes glazed over, "What is it?" starting to get angry. "Oh, nothing." he chuckled, his eyes still on the horizon, still in his day-dream. "Dahling!" her ire rising at the thought of what he might be thinking, she knew that expression and it was one she did not like, "Dahling!!" --ZAP!!-- "OOOAAAHHH!!" Ataru yowled as the shock hit him, knocking him back, "*BAKA! What did you do that for?" his hand massaging a tender spot on the back of his head he had hit on Mendo's Deluxe La-Z-boy Recliner Beach Chair, TM. Feeling his sex throb with energy he sighed deeply, consigning himself to another few hours of painful hell, he didn't know how he had kept his secret this long but it must not be exposed. Dispite what others thought, he could feel shame, did everyday, actually, but that was for another time. He had to do some girl hunting, and quick, to cool off a bit before he had to be near Lum again. Sometimes he wished that she would just rip his clothes off and rape him to get all of this over with, but dammit, she never did. 'Oops. That was the WRONG thought right now.' he thought as his manhood started to throb slowly, fighting the restriction of his shorts. [*idiot] "*Baka?! Who's the *baka?!" Lum roared, anger etched into her face. "DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!" [*idiot] Ataru threw his right hand high, covering his face as the jolt came through. His eyes opening slightly as the sound of metal to metal tinkled in his ears. 'Yes!!' he thought, 'What luck!' as he stared wide eyed at the broken chain of the handcuffs, chuckling. As Lum realized what she had done her eyes grew wide with concern, 'No,' she thought meekly, 'not again.' watching the broken pieces of the chain fall to the ground, sand throwing itself over them as Ataru took off like a shot, chuckling. "Dahling... Dahling! Dahling!!!!" she began, chasing after him. "*Ohayo, babe!" he called, as per ritual. Stopping only long enough to mutter out "Phone number?" and then moving on quickly, every step helping in decreasing the size of his sex. [*good morning] "Dahling!!" Lum called demandingly, flying through the crowd of people that thronged on the beach, "Dahli..." her voice stopped suddenly by the force of her impact with a beautiful brunette, her brown eyes wide as she plummeted to the ground with a thud, Lum on top of her. "Hey!" the long haired girl yelped, "Watch it!" her eyes growing wide as she looked at the green-haired girl who stood before her. "It's you!" pointing an accusing finger at Lum. "Ahh," Lum laughed nervously, recognizing who she bumped into, "sorry about that. I was just so mad at Dahling and..." "Oh, you mean that guy who was latched onto me?" she queried. "*Hai." Lum answered, embarrassed. [*yes] The girl, chuckling, jibed, "I should thank you for that." a quizzical expression spreading across her face, "What is he to you anyway?" "He's my husband." Lum said proudly. "I feel sorry for you." she jibed, then noticing the spark of anger in Lum's eyes, changed her tact, "Ahh, sorry. I just thought that, since you seem to be having problems..." her hand behind her head. Lum, her anger gone at the thought of it, "Yes, I see what you mean." her eyes gaining a faraway look, "I just can't get him to sit still for a moment." her ire directing to Ataru. "Say," making her offer for peace, "I know a trick that just might help." At that she had Lum's attention, "What?! Would you show me?!" she said desperately, "Please, you must!" "Okay." the girl said smiling, proffering a hand, "By the way, I'm Ukyou." Lum took her hand gladly, shaking it firmly, "REALLY?! You'll show me?!" calming herself quickly, "Oh, sorry, I'm Lum." "*Hai, Lum-san, it's a little known Indiscriminate Groping Martial Arts Technique." [*yes] [For those of you who are wondering, this is not a typo.] Lum, obviously impressed by the spiel, oooed at the possibility. "Uk-chan!" a young man with black hair and a pony tail called out, walking over to the two, a tomboyish girl trailing along in tow. "Ah, just the man I wanted to see." Ukyou said to no one in particular. "Ran-chan! Over here!" "Hi Uk-chan, who's your friend?" Ranma eyed Lum lecherously, producing a scowl from the tomboy beside him. "Oh," Ukyou responded, smiling gaily, "This is Lum-san." then her eyes narrowing slightly, "Don't even think it, Ran-chan, she's married. And Lum-san, this is my Ran-chan." "Ahem." from the tomboyish girl, her eyes burning. "Oh, how could I forget." Ukyou mused sarcastically, "And this is Akane." Akane, glaring at Ukyou, then smiled brightly to Lum, "It's nice to meet you Lum-san, say didn't I see you earlier chasing some *hentai?" [*pervert] Lum, a little embarrassed, "*Hai, that was my husband." [*yes] "Oh, I'm sorry." produced Akane. Lum, her eyes bright again, "But Ukyou-san said she could teach me a technique that will cure my Dahling." "Which reminds me Ran-chan," Ukyou began, putting on her ultra-super-cute face. "could you help me out with some thing tonight? Say about six, at my place?" "Sure Uk-chan." Ranma agreed. Akane, her eyes narrowing, "I can help." "Oh," began Ukyou, condescending, "I'm sure that's not necessary, Ranma can take care of it." "Oh, please." Akane continued, "What kind of friend would I be if I didn't help out?" '*Che!' Ukyou thought, 'How am I going to get him away from Akane?' [*mild expression of disgust] Lum, noticing the exchange, stood bemused, watching the two as they steamed until Ranma interjected. "Well, we're gonna' get something to eat at the Nekohotten, you two want to come?" Ukyou, smiling again, "No, I've got a couple of things to take care of. And remember, my place at six, okay Ran-chan?" "Don't worry," Akane said cynically, "we'll be there." then waved as they walked away. "What a strange pair." Lum said, puzzled. "Tell me about it." Ukyou began, "And to the technique. Lum's eyes brightened gleefully, "Yes?" "It takes a lot of practice to master, but we can go over the basics and then you can practice on your husband, but we can't start our training here. Come to my place at six and we'll start your training then. It's Uk-chan's Okunomiyaki, and don't be late." Lum strained her eyes shut, memorizing the location and then popped them open, "Got it!" "Okay, I've got to go set up for tonight, so I'll see you then, bye!" Ukyou said as she waved, and started to jog down the beach. Lum waving back at her with a broad smile, charged with anticipation of the beginning of her training. Lum stood outside the door to 'Uk-chan's' staring up at the sign, then pulled in a deep breath and opened the door. The rush of the various smells of Okunomiyaki rushed past her as the entered the restaurant. "Ukyou-san!" waving to her as she ran to help put the last few chairs atop the tables. "Hi, Lum-san!" Ukyou began, "Ran-chan seems to be a little late so I guess we can use the extra time to get the basics down. Then, when Ran-chan shows up, I'll give you a demonstration on how it should be done." leading Lum up the stairs, leaving a note for Ranma. "First thing you have to do is tempt him." opening out a wardrobe full of sexy lingerie, picking out a black teddy and holding it up to Lum's form. "Should fit." folding it up and handing it to her, then turning back to the wardrobe to pick out something for herself, "You won't need it at sessions, but do wear it when you practice." Lum, holding up the flimsy teddy to the light and then grinning shyly, "*Hai." bundling it up and stuffing it in her gym bag. [*this is getting monotonous] "Ahhh," Ukyou sighed holding up a two piece short, dark red bodice, g-string and garter belt with matching stockings. "This ought to work." Lum's eyes popping out as Ukyou started to put on her costume, including a hot red lipstick that accented the color of the naughty ensemble. "Wow!" "Now," Ukyou began, "it is very important how you put on this kind of garment." rolling her stockings up her legs. "First the bodice, then the stockings, then the panties, always in that order. This is very important." pointing her finger accusingly at Lum as she slipped on the lace g-string, throwing a loose bathrobe over the ensemble. Lum nodded nervously, unsure that she could be that provocative. Sure, she walked around daily in a bikini, but this was different, MUCH different. "*Un." [*yes or right] Ukyou, hearing the front door open and Ranma call up the stairs, smiled and looked strait at Lum, "Now, watch carefully, this technique is particularly hard to master." then to Ranma, "I'm upstairs Ran-chan!" Lum moved to a chair in the corner of the room by the window, and sat patiently, her eyes catching everything as Ukyou sat on the bed and loosened the robe. Ranma walked through the door and stood, shocked by the sight, "Whoa.." his mind trying desperately to deal with this, his pants starting to bulge as Ukyou got up, slipping off the robe and sauntering over to him. She grabbed his shirt and pulled him inside the room, then stopped and kissed him square on the mouth, probing him with her tongue, her hands moving down his chest to his midsection, lingering there, then down to his manhood which started to swell. She grabbed at him and released her grip, stroking slightly, pushing her breasts against him. He let out a slight moan, leaning into the kiss. His hands finding her nipples, she pulled in a sharp breath through her nose, her nipples starting to tingle with emotion. She fumbled about with her hands, unleashing the strap on his pants and pushed them to the floor, his sex straining past his boxers. Her hands moved back to it, stroking slowly as she moved her lips to his neck, unbuttoning his shirt with her other hand. Akane, coming to the door, her eyes red with anger, she glared at Ukyou, "What do you think you're doing?" "What the matter Akane-san? Can't stand the competition?" Ukyou began between slight kisses, "I don't suppose you could do better." her tongue running over his chest, his hand caressing her bosom, his other squeezing gently on her a**, pulling her body closer to him. Akane, steaming with rage, "I accept that challenge!" and pulled a bemused Ranma to her pressing her mouth firmly into his, her tongue slowly working about, her right hand pulling his head down as her left explored his body. Ukyou, up to a challenge, ran her hands over his buttocks, then moved them to his chest, then to Akane's, undoing the buttons and shoving her blouse down onto her arms, exposing her breasts, all the while gently running her tongue about his back. Akane, pulling away from the kiss, slipped her blouse the rest of the way off, then gently guiding his hand, she placed on her bosom, pushing his index finger into the strap of her bra, then leading it down the angle of her breast. Ranma, his mouth agape stared dumbly at the bare breast before him, his thumb twitching the nipple as Ukyou pushed herself into the exchange, her thighs wet with her own juices, her hot sex itching for action as she gripped his now throbbing member through his boxers producing a grunt form Ranma, still playing with Akane's breasts. Akane, tugging herself away from Ranma for a moment, pulling at the snaps of her bra, releasing it slowly, her breasts jiggling slightly unrestrained. Ranma delved into them running his tongue down her left breast slowly as she sighed relief, her body trembling slightly. Ukyou urged Ranma aside, kissing his neck then running her tongue down to Akane's breasts, gently suckling the nipple. Akane, her body crying for release, tugged at Ranma's boxers, pulling them down past his now hardening manhood. Ukyou, running her tongue down Akane's midsection as she fumbled for position between the two. Her hands roaming over their two bodies lingeringly. Finding Akane's skirt with her tongue, she traced the border, running her fingers gently over Ranma's sex and down his thighs. Her teeth clenched around the flap of Akane's skirt, she tugged, unbuttoning it and following it down with her tongue, then moving to Ranma's midsection, covering his chest with gentle kisses. She lead one of his hands down to her g-string, moving his fingers down far enough for his finger to graze her sex. Akane, moving to Ukyou's chest, pulled Ranma's other hand along with tongue, gently guiding the straps of Ukyou's bodice down, showing her bosom. She ran her tongue round Ukyou's hardened nipple, sucking gently on her nipple and licking down the length of Ranma's finger, her hand finding his swollen member, mingling with Ukyou's fingers as they both stroked it gently. Ranma, his hand swirling about Ukyou's channel leaned his head down, his knees weak, kissing Ukyou's breasts gently, then teasing at Akane's tongue over Ukyou's right nipple, then lingering his way up to Ukyou's neck, pulling Akane's head up him as his tongue rolled across her body to her lips. He kissed her gently, then with more force, probing inside her mouth with his tongue. He moved his head aside and Akane made good of her chance and kissed Ukyou greedily as Ranma moved his hands round to fondle each of their hot, wet lips, pushing his fingers to the border, then delving deeply as they stroked him. Ukyou, her knees bending slightly, broke the kiss and began to tongue Ranma's body, followed by Akane, working her way down on the other side of him. She moved her hand to his balls, fingering them gently as she reached his throbbing member, Ranma grunting in excitement. Akane's tongue met hers as they slowly ran the length of the thing they desired. Akane, taking the base of his sex in her hand firmly, pulled it strait, pulling her lips at the side of it, teasing him to full potential as Ukyou ran her tongue round the rim of his firm manhood. Akane began to suckle and tease his hanging sacks as Ukyou, mouth wide, took him in, pulling at the sides with gentle suction. Akane, watching Ukyou take him in began to burn and drip, driving her fingers into her sex, then teasing it with her thumb, she ran two firm fingers into her, producing a moan from Ukyou, who was beginning to reciprocate her movements in Akane's sex. as Akane licked playfully at the unused portion of his member. Ranma, lost in a wave of emotion swayed slightly, in rhythm with Ukyou's motion, grappling her hair and pulling her head to him, his other hand finding Akane's neck, pulling her mouth up to his as he drove himself deeper into Ukyou's mouth. Ukyou, still twitching with excitement from Akane's attention took Ranma in full, her sex dripping as she tasted the first touch, then driving her head into him she felt him release and gulped quickly not wasting the precious fluid. Ranma sighed his release and dropped to the bed, pulling the girls down with him, Ukyou's hand finding Ranma's hand waiting at Akane's sex while he maneuvered over Ranma's head, placing herself just within' reach pulling her g-string down he legs. He ran his tongue round her swollen channel, burying it in the folds then quickly twitching it slightly, making her moan with pleasure as Akane worked his shaft, slowly pulling it back to full form. Ukyou pinched her nipples tightly, sending shrieks of electricity along her nerves as Akane Mounted him gently, taking him in little by little until she could feel all of him inside her spreading her open. Akane, rocking her hips gently bent over him, shoving him into the depths of her as she twitched a firm nipple on Ukyou's breast. Ukyou, leaning forward, ran her fingers down Akane's form her tongue tracing the outline of her lips. They met, their mouths hot as they probed each other, both quivering in the wake of their enjoyment. Ranma, one hand on Akane's hips, thrust his tongue into Ukyou, probing with two fingers deeper and deeper to mount her emotion, His hips started to thrust with Akane's rhythmic motion, running her faster and faster as they both whimpered in delight. He could taste Ukyou's honeyed juices as they started to gush, feel the rumble of Akane's body as her passion ebbed, Ukyou let out a screech and quivered violently as she let out a rush of wet, sticky essence into Ranma's mouth. Akane burst her mind reeling with passion as Ranma began to swell in his own delight pulling her to him violently, while licking the sweet essence from Ukyou's thighs. He let out a yelp and exploded inside Akane, Ukyou mindlessly moaning atop him, Akane pulled herself up to Ukyou and kissed her firmly then pulled their two faces down to Ranma, pecking at his neck. They lay there for minutes on end until Ukyou pulled her head up from Ranma's chest, "So, what do you think of him, Lum-san?" her body glowing with spent energy. "Hmm," Lum considered, "he looks okay." scrutinizing her memory, "It looks like fun," she paused, "but he is a little small compared to Dahling." Both Akane and Ukyou sat up like a shot, "*NANI?!" [*what] Lum giggled shyly, "Dahling has VERY naughty dreams." missing the point. "Say, Lum-san," Ukyou began, "could you bring him with you next session?" giving an evil grin "If you say so teach." Lum answered as Ranma fixed Ukyou with a glare. "What?!" Ukyou demanded, "What'd I do?" Ranma, exhausted, consoled himself in the fact that maybe next time they wouldn't work him so hard, he was already starting to get gray hairs.