If Life Gives You Lemons, Read'em: Chapter 2: Ranma

Author: firedragon79

"YOU BAKA!!!!!" Akane screamed at the top of her lungs. She was chasing Ranma with her frying pan.

"All I did was do a little bit of criticizing..." Ranma ran as fast as he could, wondering if there was any chance at all that he would escape again.

"CRITICIZING!!! YOU SAID MY FRIED RICE TASTED LIKE RAT SHIT!"

"Ehehehe..."came Ranma's weak reply.

Genma looked out of the window. "Looks like they're at it again. When are those two getting married? They're already a perfect couple."

Ranma looked back. Akane was catching up to him. He willed himself to run faster, only to trip on a rock. "Ow!" Suddenly he felt himself dragged along the ground. Oh no, he thought. She got me.

But then he heard Akane's voice. "YOU BAKA! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!?!"

Then he heard a familiar voice."Ranma safe? Shampoo save Ranma from bad girl."

"Hey, thanks Shampoo. You had me worried there. I thought Akane had got me...Well, I guess I should go back now. Man, Akane's gonna kill me!"

"You want stay at Shampoo house? To hide from bad girl?"

"You know, come to think of it, that doesn't sound too bad. Thanks!"

She probably expects me to stay at U-chans. Ranma thought. This will be the perfect hiding place. He followed Shampoo to her house.

"Ran-chan can stay in spare room!" Shampoo said.

Whoa!thought Ranma. That was a big surprise. Usually Shampoo would do anything to sleep with him but now she was just offering him a spare room. "Hey thanks, Shampoo. Just to let you know, this will only be for a few days. Until the whole thing blows over."

"OK, Ran-chan!" Shampoo said with a glint in her eye.

The next day...

Ranma awoke, half-expecting that Shampoo was lying in bed with him. She wasn't. Well, that's a big surprise, he thought. He went downstairs and saw Cologne. "Good morning, old ghoul."

"Good morning, son-in-law."

Why did she always call him that? "Where's Shampoo?"

"Still asleep. Help yourself to some breakfast." She stacked eggs, bacon, and pancakes in front of Ranma.

"Thanks!"

Later that day...

"Morning Ran-chan!"

"Oh. Good morning Shampoo."

"Hey, let's go out somewhere today!"

"Where?"

"How about we go...to the marketplace!"

"Um...ok."

They set out. A few minutes later, Ranma was weighted down with groceries. About an hour later, Shampoo finally decided to head home. As soon as they left though, they ran into Akane. "Hey Shampoo, I thought I'd see you here. Where's Ranma?"

Ranma, fortunately, was completely covered from sight from all the groceries. "Uh...Shampoo don't know."

Akane gave Shampoo a strange look before saying "Okay then, see you later." She thought to herself "Yeah, right."

"Whew, let's go back home now Ran-chan." She pulled a bike out of a bush. "Sit here, Ran-chan." After Ranma sat down, Shampoo quickly pedaled away.

When they reached the house, Shampoo found a note from Cologne on the table. It read "Gone to see an old 'friend'. Be back in a few days. Have fun with that boy. Bye."

"Hmph! Just figures. Shampoo think she go see that bald weirdo again. Hey Ranma, eat this, it very delicious and good for the soul. See, Shampoo like." she said, throwing a strange raisin-like thing into her mouth.

Ranma, finished putting the groceries again, ate one of the strange things, then looked at Shampoo. Hmmm, he thought. Come to think of it, that Shampoo is pretty cute. And she has one hell of a body! Ranma, suddenly enlightened, started to notice every curve in the Chinese girl's body. Wow, he thought.

"What Ran-chan looking at?" Shampoo said with a devious smile.

Oh man, thought Ranma. Now or never! "You."he simply said. Then he slowly walked over and gave her a deep kiss on the lips. He knew there'd be no rejection, Shampoo was bound by law to marry him. Shampoo closed her eyes in pleasure when Ranma started wrestling his tongue around her mouth. Shampoo clutched his back, slowly taking off his shirt. He paused his kisses to let her, and then quickly continued. Shampoo began working on his pants. She slowly took them off. Ranma, meanwhile, was trying to find some opening in Shampoo's tights. He finally found a zipper, and when he unzipped it, her whole outfit came off. Shampoo now slid Ranma's boxers down with her foot. Ranma quickly undid her bra, and then slid off her panties. Shampoo, though, suddenly grabbed Ranma's cock. Ranma, surprised, broke off the kiss and moaned in pleasure. Shampoo snatched the chance and went down on her knees, starting to stroke it with her quick hands, smiling with pleasure as she watched it go harder. She continued to stroke it.

"Hee-hee. Does Ran-chan enjoy this?" She began teasing her mouth around the head of his throbbing member.

"Ohhhh Shampoo, that feels so..."He broke off with a moan of pleasure as Shampoo suddenly thrust his cock into her mouth. She then began deep-throating him. Feeling no resistance, she suddenly pushed him down onto the bed. Ranma, engaged as he was, had no idea what was going on around him, his thoughts focused solely on his crotch.

Shampoo took her mouth out. "So how did Ran-chan like that?" She was surprised when Ranma suddenly lifted her up and switched them so he was on top."I'll let you know with this, Shampoo." He lifted his right arm and started massaging one of her firm breasts. Then he stuck one of his fingers into her vagina. He probed around, rubbing her clit faster and faster. Then he added a second digit, and then a third. Meanwhile, his mouth started in on her other breast and started rubbing it and licking it with his tongue. His right hand then pinched her hardened nipple and moved it in a slow, circular motion. Then, he removed his left hand from her groin area, and began brushing his hardened member along her thighs, just a few centimeters from her vagina. "Ranma!" Shampoo cried out. She was being tortured with the temptation.

"So how's that Shampoo? If you like this, you'll like what happens next."Ranma said with a sly grin. He then thrust his bulging cock into her vagina. "Ohhhh..." Shampoo moaned as her hymen was broken, sending in mixed signals of pain and pleasure. It was a tight fit, but that only gave each of them more pleasure. He began thrusting his cock in and out. He looked at Shampoo's face. She looked up, and suddenly gave a devious smile. When Ranma's cock was in, she suddenly contracted her vaginal walls. This was all Ranma could take. Before he knew it, something burned within him. He had been taught enough in class to know that his sperm was about to be secreted, but he couldn't remember any of that. All he knew was that there was a fire within him, and he couldn't hold it in anymore. Suddenly hot liquid began spewing from his member, into Shampoo's vagina. Shampoo felt it and smiled. She had made a personal bet with herself when they began that she would make Ranma cum first, and she had won. With that, she sighed as her female juices began coming out themselves. Suddenly she saw Ranma transfixed on her cumming. She used the moment to grab at his softened cock and begin rubbing it furiously with as much speed as the Amazon could muster. She was pleased to see it starting to harden again.

Ranma began pumping his cock in and out again, working like a machine. Shampoo soon moaned with pleasure from the onslaught of pain mingled with pleasure. Ranma, tired, soon collapsed.

Both Ranma and Shampoo were exhausted, this being their first time.

However, Ranma, more used to being exhausted (from running from Akane) soon mustered up enough strength to start rubbing his hands across Shampoo's firm breasts. Shampoo was very aroused by this. "Oh Ran-chan, you are good..." Quickly, she grabbed Ranma's cock again, and stuck it between her firm and supple breasts. "Does Ran-chan like this? Hee-hee" She began using her hands to move her breasts around and around his member. Ranma almost collapsed with the pleasure he had felt. He started to pump his cock in and out of her cleavage, making sure he was digging in as far as he could. Again, he felt the fire within him, and he cummed onto Shampoo's breasts. Shampoo giggled, and put her arms around him. Their bodies intertwined, they both fell into a blissful sleep.

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Shampoo was the first to wake. Her first thought was. "Where am I?" Her next thought was "Yes! I finally got him to do it!!!!" She then went back to sleep.

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Ranma woke a few minutes later. "Where am I? Hmm, this looks like Shampoo's house. What's that smell?"
He looked over and saw Shampoo lying beside him. "She's so pretty..."Suddenly he realized something. "OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!" He quickly found all his clothes and ran back to his house, to resume his normal life at the Tendo's.

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Shampoo woke up again, to find Ranma missing. "Where is that Ran-chan? Oh well, guess he had to go." She went to the kitchen and saw the bag of raisins on the floor. She read the label.

"CAREFUL: May cause Extreme Lust and Passion. Do NOT eat this in the same room with a person of a different sex in it."

 

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