Can It Get Any Worse?: Chapter 6

Within hours of setting out the next morning, we found, at last, a destination.  The city sat behind massive walls of the same type stone and construction of the road.  Ninety meters high and half that thick, I couldn't help but be impressed by the work.  The city itself was huge.  The buildings were all low to the ground and constructed of a single color of stone.  When viewed from above, the buildings took on the same pattern of organization as in the road.  Oh yeah, there wasn't anyone living in the place.  There could have been people, or six tencacled clams or whatever passed for intelligent life on this planet hiding somewhere, but I didn't see any signs of them. Windblown dust had gathered in corners and between buildings, suggesting significant age.

"Did we scare all the people away?" Usagi asked sadly.  I shook my head.  I was still feeling a little sorry for Usagi after last night's unfortunate incident and I didn't want to make her cry by rebuking her.

"Look around," I said once Usagi's attention was focussed elsewhere."No one has lived here in a long time."  Besides the dust, though, there was no debris or litter.  There was nothing except stone.  Wooden window casements in some of the dwellings we passed had rotted away to nothing.  I wouldn't even have known that any had ever existed there if not for Ami pointing it out.  That little computer of hers has to be magically augmented, I just don't know how.

"This is a nice place," Makoto said after we had walked into a sizable square with a still functioning fountain that sprayed a fine mist into the air."Why would anybody abandon it?"

"Who knows?" I shrugged."A plague could have killed off the inhabitants ten thousand years ago or they could have decided that living in such a colorful place was aggravating.  We'll never know." I didn't feel any magical agent at work, so how could the stone this city was composed of have escaped the relentless erosion of nature, especially a place so close to an ocean that would bring in frequent storms and a steady and continuous salt spray to further speed destruction?

"Then I," and Usagi did a little semi-speech,"shall claim this the City of Usagi!" She raised her arm and swirled it around, collecting energy and forming it into an extremely skillful construct.  It was well done, the flag of silver with her picture on it, though not really suited to my tastes.

I watched, with the senshi as witnesses, as Usagi flew to the top of the highest structure and planted her flag.  The silver fabric caught a nonexistant wind and unfurled completely, giving off a radiant glow. "Maybe it's something in the air," Minako supplied to the silence of big eyes and giant sweat drops.

"What do you think?" Usagi asked, streamers of pure happiness twirling around her.  Sometimes there can be such a thing as too Good.

"Uh, it's great, Usagi," I replied."What made you think of such a wonderful name?" Everyone else just nodded along with me.

The girl shrugged and smiled."It just felt right." She shivered."I just couldn't stand for such a pretty place to be so lonely and abandoned." As long as she didn't try to clean it up and make all nice and shiny, I couldn't care less what she called it.

"The next one is mine," Rei snapped, irritable that she hadn't thought of claiming the city first.  Those two have a really weird love-hate relationship, kinda like the one my mom had with the old bastard, but without the sex.

All the senshi, even Ami, then called dibs on who would name what. Poor Minako looked like a sulky little kid when she found out everyone was ahead of her.  Ha, watch this."You all have your fun.  If we don't find anyone to tell us otherwise, I'm claiming and naming this planet." Ha ha ha."Ranma has a nice ring to it, don't you think?" The choking noises made by Rei and Makoto were worth letting myself get caught up in the small lapse into silliness.

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Ami and I were the only ones who had decided not to go explore the city in more detail.  We were sitting outside the wall at a small fire and eating berries from a big leaf I had wrapped them in.  There weren't any wombats around and I didn't feel like hunting much.

"Ranma, if the whole planet is like Usagi's city, we're screwed," Ami said around a mouthful of berries.  I congratulated myself on getting Ami to say 'screwed' within a normal conversation.  A little time and I could maybe get a few curse words worked into the senshis' vocabulary.

"Yep," I agreed."Of course I get to be Emperor of Ranma, then." Ami smiled worriedly.  Heh."Really though, if it comes down to the wire, and I can't find what we need, I can just tear a hole into another universe." My crystal and I can do that, for the record.  Not me alone.  No one has that much power, even Silence and Saturn."That would destroy this planet.  That's a last resort measure, though, because we could end up somewhere worse.  I'm on good terms with the inhabitants in the Hell of our universe, destroying an entire sentient species by accident though," I shook my head,"Would get me personal attention from the Prince of Hell himself."

Ami was staring at me when I looked up to get some more berries."You mean you've really been to hell?" she asked disbelievingly."I thought all those references were just jokes."

"No really, I have.  It's not a bad place to visit, a little warm for my tastes, but nice, in a...red sort of way.  The Dark Prince isn't a bad guy, he just got stuck with a crappy father." I've had my fair share of bad parenting, so I know.

"But the...tormenting of lost souls...and eternal damnation..."

I waved that off."Hell isn't what people think it is.  You have to do something 'really' bad to go to hell.  Trust me, if you're there, you deserve it.  I was just babysitting Nicky, so I'm the exception." Nicky's a nice kid.  Too bad his brothers hit him with that shovel.

"Who's Nicky?" Ami sounded resigned, like she just couldn't help but believe me.

"The Dark Prince's youngest son.  He's a bit on the goofy side, not really Prince of Hell material.  I've heard that his mother was a goat, so you can't really expect much." The berries slowly dwindled away in the silence.  I hope the other girls can find themselves something to eat or their going to throw a fit."Ever hear of Hitler?" Stupid question, I know.  I told her about his twice daily anal pineapple rape and had her cracking up pretty good by the time the girls  came back, a monstrous watermelon held between them.

"Look what we found!" Usagi exclaimed.  That was a big damned watermelon.  We made a feast of it, sporadically interrupred by a shootout between Rei and Usagi with peach pit sized seeds.  I showed my little group of girl scouts how to remove the moisture from thin slices of the melon, producing a huge quantity of dried watermelon chips.  I didn't ask Usagi why she carried garbage bags in her purse, it seemed like a waste of breathe.  No more picking berries for a while.

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Weeks later, with no other sign of civilization besides the Road and Usagi's city, I started to get worried.  My companions and I were all in relatively good spirits, though for how long I couldn't guess.  I 'm really thinking about getting rid of this damned ring and letting the senshi know who I really am.  It's not like they could destroy me, and I'm the only one with the know how and power to get us home...Truth is, I'm really horny.  I could probably have seduced Ami in my girl form, I just think she swings that way for some reason, but that would make things way too awkward and I'd much rather be a guy for the occassion.

I'd continued instructing the senshi in the arcane art and was pleasantly suprised that the higher energy levels of Ranma world(has a nice ring to it) made learning spell patterns easier for some reason. Ami knew, if knot well enough to properly use, all of the ice and water based spells that I did.  She was getting completely separate lessons from Usagi in white magic and myself in the darker aspects. Rei and Makoto were far enough along with their studies to help each other witht the more difficult heat/electricity spells that were most familiar.  Minako consistently insisted that her's was the power of love and I couldn't really make her understand that most of her magic was centered around high energy plasma.

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"What are those?" I asked Minako and Makoto as we sat in the cave I had found.  Night had fallen and everyone was relaxing.  They were playing some kind of card game.  I couldn't see well into there little corner of the cave because of the shadows cast by the light spheres they were using.  I didn't want to play, I have the worst poker face ever, I was curious and bored.

"Pokemon cards," they answered simultaneously.  The duo took turns describing the layout of the game.  I nodded and said yes and no whenver appropriate, but my attention wasn't really with them.  I was busy discreetly watching Rei give herself a sponge bath.  I wanted to cry.  It's all so unfair.  When they finished, I made my escape into the cool night.

I climbed to the top of the rockoutcropping that housed the cave and slipped the ring off, feeling the instant change from male to female. If I hadn't accepted this thing, I would not have had a way to truly hide from devil hunters, then again, I would be somewhere now having fun doing 'something' or someone.

If I hadn't been so wrapped up in my own problems, I would have heard or sensed Ami's approach.  When her head popped up over the rim of slightly flattened ledge made by the jutting rock, I froze, unable to move or think.  Well, the secret was out, I guess.

She continued to climb, unaware of my appearance.  It wasn't until she was almost all the way up when she began," Ranma, I-" and a cloud moved just enough to bathe me in moonlight.  She, too, froze.  I thought she would fall, but she powered up a flight spell and floated over the rim and to her feet.  Hmm, why wasn't she screaming and trying to blast me?"R-Ranma, what are y-you doing?  Is that an illusion?" She didn't come any closer and I could sense the building of defensive barriers around her.

"No Ami, this isn't an illusion.  This is my true form." I quickly slipped the ring on and changed back into a girl."This is just an altered state." At least I had managed to speak.

"But, but Luna said that you were evil all those months ago...and then you showed up as a girl..." Things must have started to add up in her head.

"Luna was wrong about me being evil," I informed her heatedly.  Damned furball."I just have a demonic presensce."

"That's why you hate Setsuna so much, isn't it?  She tricked you into teaching us and you had to honor the agreement, but you couldn't do it in your true form, so she gave you the ring.  You didn't know it would make you a girl, then?" Wow, she inferred most of it out of that one little piece of info.  Good girl.

"That's mostly right.  The agreement was to teach the senshi so that I could have the ring.  It was supposed to mask my presensce so that devil hunters would leave me alone.  They've bothered me for years, you see.  Sailor Pluto didn't feel like telling me that it would have to change my gender to be effective." That reminded me that with me out of the same general area as Setsuna, the power to all the curses I had stuck her with would be gone.  They had probably all faded away by now.  Shit.

Ami didn't speak right away.  I remained silent as she walked up to me and sat down."I won't tell the others.  I think you would be suprised if you did.  Luna has been wrong before.  The others are open minded and genuinely think of you as a friend, they'd accept you without much trouble, I'm sure." She sounded like she believed what she was saying. I didn't.

I chuckled and said,"You forget that I'm really a guy and that I've seen you all naked A LOT and listened to you talk about nipples and stuff.  I'm not sure if it wasn't a punishment more than a pleasure. I don't think most girls would see it that way, though." I did have to sleep, afterall, and all kinds of bad things can happen to a person's resting mind and body.

"It's up to you.  Your secret is safe with me," assured Ami."And I don't know about you," she said shyly, in a whisper,"but I liked it when you saw me nude."

Alarm bells and all kinds of flashing lights were going off in my head.  I wasn't entirely sure whether Ami was squeezing my crotch either.  This wasn't supposed to happen, not with Ami.  I could see Minako, the future slut, making a move like this, but not AMI!  I was suprised, not stunned into inaction.  I switched back to my true form and saw that Ami didn't take exception to it.  Yay!

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Ranma looked back down at Ami's hand as a look of shocked wonder lit her eyes during the transformation back into a man. What had been loose cloth under her fingers was quickly filled with the most obvious fact of Ranma's manhood, it was huge! Ranma didn't waste any time, he was very horny after hanging out with all these girls that were very open about showing their bodies in front of other girls. He shrugged that thought off for later, he had a cute girl to fuck now and he wasn't going to let a willing girl go.

He pulled her to him and their lips met in a passion induced fire that traveled down both their spines. Ami moaned, loudly as it all went to her pussy. Ranma lay her out on the ground and kissed his way down the side of her beautiful face and down her neck. His hands worked his way into her clothing and began to quickly undue everything while he felt the heated flush that was over taking both of them, he was hard as stone by this time, but he had learned to take things at a certain rate. He wanted to please her with all his power and she was very willing to let him try.

Her shirt was quickly opened and revealed a satin blue bra, her nipples straining against the fabric and the nipple ring was perfectly outlined under the material. Ranma smirked and licked his way down last few inches of Ami's neck and between her breasts. He then planted little kisses all over the exposed portions while his hands undid the front clasp and let them spring forth. He noticed that she was watching him in fascination, his every movement memorized and cataloged so that she would never forget this moment. Ranma would have laughed if he had also known that she was wondering if he would be as good as the time she let Mako-chan suck on her breasts like this.

Ranma stared at her perfect breasts and took a nipple into his mouth, he knew what to do, ever since Pluto, the bitch, had taken his manhood with this screwed up deal he had been curious just how complete the transformation was, and boy had he learned. A quick session in bed with her fingers had had her doing it for several hours, quaking through dozens of powerful orgasms. Ranma knew just how sensitive nipples were and he had perfected his techniques. Ami grabbed his head and moaned again, her breathing quickening.

While he worked her perfect breasts, his hands wound their way down her back and cupped her ass and lifted her off the ground while he ground his cock against the inside of her leg. A red haze had taken them both by now and there was very little what would have been able to stop them even if they wanted to, they had been trying to ignore this for far to long. Ami's hands were not idle either, they undid Ranma's pants and pulled them down enough to let his boxers show. His manhood was straining the thin material. Ranma helped her out by quickly shucking his outfit before leaning back down and kissing her again.

This time the kiss was enough to leave them both breathless and they gazed into each others eyes. Ranma had to exert all his will to pull away and continue to ravage his favorite pupil. He shuddered as her hands traced the stone hard shape of his chest and stomach muscles. He let her admire his perfection before scooting down kissing her stomach while he made his way downward. He smirked again as her breathing quickened the closer her came to her panty covered pussy, he could see every detail of her strained against the sopping wet material. Reaching out he grabbed them and slowly pulled them off and watched as she shuddered as the material peeled off of her, leaving little trails of her cream.

The smell of her arousal hit him and he nearly lost it in his lust, but he forced it away and licked her inner thigh. Ami arched and moaned loudly, he could hear her silently begging him to touch her. Ranma had no intention of doing so, at least not yet, he had a plan to follow and knew from past experience that it would work wonders. Hopposai had shown him a number of secrets that very few living mortals were even aware of. His fingers traced down the toned leg and lightly tapped a number of shiatsu points, at the same time he shifted position.

Ami was flipped over onto her stomach and Ranma licked and kissed his way down her back, pressing a point here and there while he watched her aura shift and sparkle. He unconsciously rubbed his rock hard cock between her all cheeks as he worked and had Ami shuddering and moaning. The perfect globes of her ass were the next to receive his treatment and were wet with and shiny by the time he was done licking her. He had not touched her pussy, but had licked to with in a few centimeters of it and had loved the taste of her dripping red pussy. Ranma rolled her over and kissed her again and whispered in her ear as he massaged her breasts again.

"Ready to really get going?"

Ami reached up and grabbed him by the throat and pulled them face to face. "FUCK ME!"

Ranma chuckled and sat up and reached out with his hand and tapped Ami two inches below her left nipple and watched her aura as he did so. It surged and Ami gasped as pure ecstasy filled her being, she fell back and shuddered as she came and came. Her juices dribbled out at first, but were soon gushing out and coating the ground below them. Ranma rubbed her now visible clitoris and had her going again while he licked his fingers. Every now and then he would tap a spot on her breasts and she would come again, more powerful than the last and he soon had her nearly screaming, her eyes rolled back as she rode the most powerful experience of her young life. She even had tiny amounts of milk dribbling out of her breasts she came so hard. This lasted for what seemed like hours and had her drooling by the time she calmed down enough to think again.

She was being held in Ranma's strong arm, shuddering in passion, she was drunk on the endorphins that her orgasm had produced and a smile of pure happiness lit her face and had Ranma chuckling at her. He had succeeded in doing what he wanted and now could do as he needed to do.

Ami kissed Ranma lovingly, little hearts in her eyes. "What was...pant...that?"

"I didn't want to get you pregnant so I used shiatsu points to do just that. The second was the bring you to an orgasm without actually touching your pussy. You are now 10 times more sensitive than you were before we started, it will wear off in a few hours, but I can make it permanent if you want or even increase it even more. That is up to you, for now you are going to get the best fuck of you life." Ranma declared arrogantly as he lay Ami back and crawled between her legs, his huge manhood swaying hypnotically in front of Ami's lust filled eyes. She could have sworn she could feel it as it got closer and closer to her.

Ranma stared into her eyes as he pressed himself forward and grinned as she arched back. He entered her and found her hymen gone, but didn't care as his own pleasure filled him the instant they connected and had to concentrate. It was tight as hell and fell a thousand times better than anything he had ever experience before. A tingling sensation started at his toes and swept him up, a moan escaped his as Ami wrapped her legs around him. He braced himself and started to move, the slippery wet glove of Ami's pussy seemed to engulf his entire world as he moved.

Ami was moaning loudly at first, but that changed to full blown screams of passion within a few minutes. Ranma was like a piston as he pounded her, he just went on and on and sent waves of ecstasy though her every time he brushed up against her clitoris on every thrust and pull. Her brain shut down at that point and her animal passion took over, she pressed back against him and shifted her hips to increase her pleasure. Ranma kissed her as her was pounding her and that set off her next orgasm. It didn't stop, just as she was starting to come down, Ranma would pick up the pace and had her screaming for more, she scratched his back as she drooled and arched back.

Then the most amazing thing happened, Ranma came with a gasp of satisfaction. Ami felt his molten cum fill her and it set off the last dregs of her orgasm and she nearly wrenched Ranma off of the ground. Fireworks went off as she came, Ranma dragging his cock out of her and pressing against her clitoris as he did so. Her pleasure just went on and on and had her shuddering even after he pulled out with a wet pop that let their juices dribble out of her. Ami lay there panting, refusing to let go of Ranma as she rode new heights of pleasure. He kissed her and let her recover herself.

Keeping her from screaming never even occurred to Ranma as they became one for a time, it only increased the pride he felt for Ami. She was the most sexy creature he had ever seen and hoped they would be doing more of this. Ami dozed off in his arms for a few minutes and he could have sworn she was glowing in the moon light of this weird world. He was spent, but knew that he could go again in about half an hour and do this to her again. A dirty idea hit him and he slipped his ring on and transformed into a girl again. His feelings of being spent were replaced with a desire to do something he found a bit repulsive, and yet with Ami she knew it would be alright. She had admitted that the attraction was there before she knew that she was in fact a man.

Ami stirred and grinned almost immediately when the cute little red head was there to greet her. Her larger than normal breasts were begging to be touched and Ami decided that it was her time to control the fun, Ranma had his fun, now it was her turn to do what she wanted. She grabbed Ranma and lay her out where she had just been and drew her into a kiss, their breasts pressing together. Ami wasn't sure but she knew that Ranma was wanting this and it pleased her to no end to be the one to do it. Their tongues danced in each others mouths and they ground their pussy's together automatically, it created the most delicious sensation she had ever experienced. This was so new to her that she marveled that she had even lasted this long, but the sight of Ranma's heaving breasts was enough to send her mind back into it's lust crazed state of being.

Ami had been hanging out with a number of girls who could have been models if they wanted to and all of them were willing to show off their bodies when they wanted to. Ami was the same way, though she was a little more reserved. Ranma had been having a weird influence on her for a long time now and she had started to masturbate with her adorable face and body in her mind almost nightly. Only the weird looks of her boy crazed friends had been holding her back, but now she had found that she was in heaven. He perfect goddess could change sex at will and she could have both.

Unlike Ranma, who had done this before, she had only fantasized about it. Those dreams were running over time now and was going to make one of them come true this night. She followed Ranma's example of what he had done to drive her wild, kissing and licking her way across her chin and down her neck. She spent a couple of minutes nuzzling against her ear and nibbling on her ear lobe. Her hands were wandering across Ranma's curvy body and lightly massaging every square inch of her lovely companion.

For Ranma it was a very new experience and the look that Ami was pulling off was driving her wild. Ami was covered in sweat and her hair was plastered to her head and her skin was glistening in the moon light. Her eyes seemed to be glowing with lust as she gazed lovingly at her, it was the most erotic sight she had ever seen. Ami's mere touch could send pleasurable tingling though her and her hands just wouldn't stop their exploring across her super sensitized skin. Ami's head came down and took on of Ranma's nipples into her mouth and nibbled on it a little.

Ranma's sight went red and she fell back as something rushed through her and centered on her pussy. She could feel it becoming aroused and wet as she let Ami work her magic. A moan escaped her lips, but it was hardly noticed as both girls held each other, their pussies still grinding together and had both of them arching in ecstasy. Ami knew what was coming, she could feel the warning signs of her orgasm coming, it wasn't as strong as what Ranma had given her earlier, but enough to send her reeling. For Ranma it was like being hit with a sledge hammer, her fingers had been nothing!

She writhed, unconsciously pressing her pussy against Ami's and sending both of them over the edge. A series of massive heaves hit Ranma and had her shaking and screaming as wave after wave of ecstasy washed through her. She lost count at 15 convulsions, but eventually collapsed with Ami on top of her and they tiredly exchanged a long kiss and held each other.

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Down below the girls grinned at each other and cuddled around the fire, Rie gave Usagi 20 bucks and stomped off. They had made a bet that those two would end up in bed eventually and Rie had refused to believe it. The screams of passion were very noticeable as to who was who. Usagi giggled as she put her money away and stuck her tongue out at Rie, who blushed for some reason. Her princess missed it completely as she sought out her bed, it was a little hard to sleep with two girls screaming in passion right above them.

On the other side of the cave Minako and Makoto were tied up together, they had wanted to go and watch Ami for some reason. They glared at Usagi as she started to snore, loudly, then the commotion up above started again and they sighed. It was going to be along night...

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It's amazing the amount of tension one can relieve through sex.  When you've gone months without it while being in a highly sexual(from a guy's perspective) situation, you feel like a totally different person.  I didn't even let myself notice all the knowing looks I was getting from the senshi, even Usagi.  Ami was a real screamer.

Isn't today a great day?  All sunny and breezy, not a hint of a cloud in the sky, a giant spaceship slowly descending to the ground.  I rubbed my eyes and shook my head.  Yep, still there.

"Look alive, girls!" I shouted back towards the cave.  The senshi scrambled into the clearing in full battle regalia.  I didn't need to point out the ship.

"Do you think this is their planet?" Usagi asked. "They can't have my city!" She looked ready to blast the ship.

"It doesn't matter if it is," I heard Ami reply."If they're friendly, anyone with the ability to build a ship that size could get Ranma the supllies he needs to find home."  I turned and winked at the Senshi of Mercury, causing her to blush rosily.

The ship was too close for comfort by now and a deep humming whine filled the air.  The thing was going to set down right in front of us. The closer it got the easier it got to appreciate the true magnitude of the ship.  It was shaped like a giant saucer with a sharply curving protrusion flowing downward, from which were attached to uprising tubes that glowed with energy.

"Look," Rei pointed."There are words on it!  In English!" She was right.  It read U.S.S. Enterprise.

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Author's Notes: It's shorter than normal, I know, but if I ever get a good lemon scene for Ranma and Ami, it'll fill out pretty good.  No, this isn't going to be a Star Trek crossover, just a kind of guest appearance.  I'm thinking of having a 'Crossover Crisis' like romp through various anime universes.  I still haven't decided.  C&C welcome at

Additional notes:  This version, in all its LEMONY glory, is made possible by Cory D. Rose.  He wrote the lemon scene, much better than I possibly could, and may be doing more of them for me in the future, so give him a shout at