Sky Tiger: Cookie Catastrophe (LEMON) [Episode 162771]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

Walking about the streets of Tokyo, Ranma pat his full stomach. “Man, that was a good dinner. Give me lasagna any day of the week...”

“I’ll remember to do so,” Alex said with a smile. Microwave lasagna was no problem for her, anyway. She was a little cross with their waiter after dinner, but she did get back at him.

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“Puh-please, Madame! Don’t! Don-shlub, blub!” The Waiter spluttered as the Siberian weretigress pushed his head down into the toilet with her left hand and used her right hand to flush it. “BLAARB!”

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Ranma yawned. “Still, I’m surprised you wouldn't let me tip him after we got such good food...”

“...His hands were dirty,” Alex lied and thanked whoever was listening that Ranma was oblivious to it most of the time.

Ranma blinked his eyes. “Dirty hands?” Sure, the guy had been pretty soaked, “But your hands get pretty dirty too...”

“I don’t work at a restaurant that charges for a glass of water,” The woman said and looked at her gloved hands. She blushed. They were indeed dirty. It seemed like she couldn’t help it even when out of the hangar.

Ranma frowned a little. “Yeah, what was with that? Four-hundred Yen a Glass?”

Alex shrugged her bare shoulders. “In those places they’d charge you for the air you breathe if it was possible.”

At that, Ranma's frown deepend. “Well, that’s true..." Blinking his eyes, he started to smile. “But you know the old saying...”

Alex turned to him, curious as to what he would come up with now.

Ranma grinned. “They say the best things in life are free...” His hand moved to wrap around Alex’s waist. “And I got the very best right here.”

The Siberian weretigress placed her hands on his shoulders and smiled sensually. “Who said I was for free?”

Ranma grinned. “Yeah you’re right. You DO cost a small mint in cat-toys, catnip, and a rather hefty engagement ring,” He teased her, winking at her.

“Why I ought’a...!” Alex attempted to sound scandalized but only managed to look even more cute. “Ranma, you are so getting the couch for that comment!”

Ranma winced. “But, Aleeeex...” He whined cutely, pouting. He’d ordered her that nice mattress already. They needed to christen it!

“Keep it up and I’ll have you sleep in the floor,” Alex said with a smirk.

Ranma sighed. Letting go of Alex's waist, he threw his arms up into the air. “Fine, fine...” He grumbled out as he started walking ahead of Alex... Takes her out to nice dinners, has her say his Neko-Ken gives better sex, what next!?

He suddenly was stopped as furry arms circled around his torso from behind, a throaty voice just by his ear. “The result is the same, Ranma. Only difference where you sleep makes is where we end up screwing.”

Ranma grinned widely. “Is that a fact?” He asked as he turned his head back to look at Alex over his shoulder.

“It’s worked so far, hasn’t it?” Alex asked with a mischievous smile and kissed Ranma lightly on the lips. “What do you say we stop by a store, get a couple dozen cans of beer, and liven things up?”

Ranma grinned. “We’re good as is... In fact...” Ranma’s smirk widened. “Let’s get back to the hangar and get you out of that dress, you sexy striped seductress...”

“Are you afraid of getting drunk, Saotome-san?” Alex knew all about Ranma’s poor tolerance for alcohol and teased him about it from time to time.

Ranma grinned. “You made me take those pills earlier today, remember?” Ranma asked. “You got the best orgasm of your life and I remember zip. I want to remember this night,” Though it was obvious deep down the thought still irked him, he managed a smile and kissed Alex’s cheek.

The weretigress smiled and nodded. “Just be gentle, okay? I’m still a little sore.”

Ranma nodded. “Thank you, Alex... I will be...” He kissed her cheek.

Alex suddenly had a wicked gleam in her eye and she surprised Ranma. She lifted him up and held him in her arms, walking towards the hangar.

“H-hey!” Ranma shouted as he was being carried off. “What’s the idea?” He asked in protest. He hadn’t known Alex to be so... Well, dominant.

“You carried me to the shower today. It’s only fair I carry you home, isn’t it?” The sigh was comical to say the least. It was almost like seeing Cinderella carrying her Prince Charming instead of the other way around.

Ranma grinned. “Fine, fine...” He chuckled and wrapped his arms around Alex’s neck. “It feels like I should be carrying you though, by big pet kitten.”

“You seem to forget this kitten is a Siberian tiger,” Alex smiled at what her fiancé was doing. “We aren’t tamed so easily.”

Nodding his head to that, Ranma smirked. “I’ll try harder.”

“I’m sure you will,” Alex said and turned to the hangar... And blinked... “Is that... smoke?”

Ranma blinked his eyes. “Yeah.... I DO smell smoke...”

Alex just stared for a moment and then she paled considerably, even noticeable through her fur. “Oh no!”

“What’s wrong Al-OOF!” Ranma groaned as Alex dropped him and started running towards the hangar. Getting to his feet, Ranma gave chase.

Alex could run incredibly fast when she put her mind to it. She was instantly inside the hangar, ignoring the smoke around her.

Ranma caught up with his fiancée. Stopping by the door. He searched around for a fire-extinguisher. Damn it! He was sure Alex had one. He just wasn’t sure where she kept it. Fortunately, the sound of it came from the kitchen and his question was answered. He then walked over to the kitchen, trying to see what was going on past all the wisps of smoke, both black and white.

Alex was using the extinguisher against the stove, a look of slight anger in her face. How could she have forgotten about the cookies she wanted to surprise Ranma with!?

Ranma blinked his eyes at the sight as the smoke started to clear. “What happened?”

“I forgot something in the oven,” Alex explained as she coughed and turned on the extractor. She was only thankful the smell wouldn’t last, overrun by the smell of motor oil and gasoline.

“What was it?” Ranma asked as he moved closer to the stove.

“...Cookies...” Alex said and opened a window. “I wanted to surprise you, so I used the squeeze-tub of ready dough and put it into the oven while you were finishing up in the shower...”

“You made me cookies?” Ranma asked with a smile. He started looking towards the oven to see them.

“They’re most likely pieces of charcoal by now,” The woman admitted and crossed her arms, only to see her gown was ruined by the smoke.

Ranma leaned forward. Opening the oven, Ranma moved his head away from the smoke. Grabbing an oven mitt by the stove, Ranma put it on and took out the tray, placing it atop the stove.

Yup... Charcoal...

Using his other hand, Ranma pulled off a cookie and put it in his mouth.

*CRUNCH*!

Alex winced. “We better get rid of them, Ranma.”

“Mmm...” Ranma said with his mouth full, moisture at the corners of his eyes. “Cuh-crunchy...” He chewed a few more times, followed by more brittle crunches.

“You better spit that out before we have to pump your stomach.” Alex, of course, never believed the stories about Akane and her bad cooking.

Ranma grinned. “You kidding?” He asked, voice a little raspy from no moisture. “This is a piece of heaven compared to what Akane used to do...”

*CRUNCH*!

“Or the stuff Kodachi would poison...”

*CRUNCH*!

“And I won't even go into that ten-year-old sauce that Ukyo had that was ruined...”

*CRUNCH*! *CRUNCH*! *CRUNCH*! *CRUNCH*!

“... Can you at least wait for me to prepare another batch? I want to eat some, too. Some cookies that are, preferably, not burnt beyond recognition.” Alex smiled at his attempt at making her feel better, but it was again her fault for getting distracted while cooking.

Pretty soon, there was not a charcoal briquette cookie left on the platter. “These... Were good... If a bit dry...” Ranma said, coughing out a little cloud of black smoke. “Man, I’m thirsty...”

“There’s some kerosene if you need any,” Alex said sarcastically.

Ranma sweat-dropped. “What? They were very good, Alex-chan...”

The woman gave him a sharp look. “I wouldn’t even taste them, and I cooked them! I’ll just have to be more careful next time.”

Ranma nodded his head to that. “Sure...” He looked Alex over and frowned sadly. “Aw, my poor kitten... Your dress...”

Alex looked down at her dress and looked a little guilty. “Sorry.”

Ranma sighed. “I hope there’s a dry-cleaners that can fix it...” He shook his head and smiled. “Or maybe we should keep it like that...”

“Oh?” Alex asked curiously, a playful smile on her face.

Ranma smiled. “You’ve always been my little grease-kitty in the hangar. This dress suits you more now.”

“So no more make-believe dinners?” Alex asked hopefully. “Can we just be our true selves?”

To that, Ranma blinked his eyes in surprise. “I thought you liked dinner...” He shrugged his shoulders. “Okay...”

“I did, make no mistake.” She then blushed slightly. “It’s just... I feel like I’m not good enough for those places.”

Ranma smiled. “Yes you are. You’re good enough... And better than me...” Walking over to Alex, he hugged her. “I don’t know how I got as lucky as to have you accept me.”

“You scratched the back of my ear just right,” Alex said with a smirk and ran a hand through his hair.

Smiling, Ranma looked into Alex’s eyes.

The Siberian weretigress returned the look and smiled sultrily.

Looking right into her eyes, Ranma grinned at his cumkitten. “Bedroom. Now.”

Alex just continued to smile and started to slowly walk to the bedroom, an added sway to her hips.

Staring at the sight, Ranma grinned. He LOVED how she swayed. It made him follow like a love-struck puppy.

Alex reached the bedroom and started to get out of her clothes. First her gloves and then she slowly unzipped her gown.

Ranma’s eyes widened as he watched Alex take the initiative to get down to her undergarments. He grinned. Her underwear was still a pure white with that lovely blue tint like the rest of the dress.

Alex allowed the gown to slip down her form to around her ankles and turned to regard Ranma in her panties, her full breasts bare for him to gaze at.

Ranma stared intently at those perfect, white-furred orbs. He had to swallow to get moisture to his suddenly dry throat. “S-stunning...”

“How are you going to make love to me, Ranma? You’re still dressed,” An obviously amused Alex said.

Ranma blinked his eyes. No sooner had those words left Alex’s lips was Ranma practically tearing his clothing off him. He had the shirt stuck on his neck and he struggled a few moments before realizing it was because he still had on the tie.

The weretigress giggled at the sight and waited for Ranma to get undressed.

Throwing off his shirt and jacket in one go, not caring about a torn tie, Ranma brought his hands down to his pants. He undid the buckle and soon opened it. Then went the button and fly, and Ranma was sliding them down with his boxers, his erection bobbing into view.

Alex licked her lips and took a step forward. She circled her arms around Ranma and pulled him in for a kiss.

Ranma closed his eyes and kissed Alex, his arms wrapping around her tightly as his tongue started to move into her mouth.

The Siberian weretigress returned the kiss passionately as her hands ran up and down Ranma’s muscled back. She purred into the kiss as she started to walk towards the bed.

Ranma followed Alex, since his arms were still wrapped around her; his hands going down and rubbing the base of her tail.

The werecat moaned and suddenly yelped as she felt herself trip with the bed. She fell back, with Ranma on top.

Ranma grinned. “Perfect,” He told her before he went to attacking her neck, kissing and sucking. His lower half was already starting to try and get between her legs; his hands moving from behind to her front, feeling her furry mammaries.

Alex just purred louder and opened her legs to allow Ranma access, sure she was still wearing her panties, but that never stopped Ranma before.

Indeed, he was just bringing a hand down to push her panties aside, revealing her white-furred pussy to him, even if he was busy kissing her neck. His nimble fingers felt down there though, feeling her fleshy, furry, moist labial folds.

Alex was glad she was already wanting him even before they reached the hangar . She needed to be damn ready for this, since she was still a little hurt after the morning rump.

Taking his mouth off of her neck, Ranma breathed, “Love you, Alex...” His index and middle fingers went to rubbing the Siberian weretigress’ clit.

“Ooh... Ranma...” She breathed out heavily and ran her hands through his hair.

Ranma smiled. “Alex...” He smiled and nuzzled his head into the crook of her neck as his right hand pinked her left nipple while his left hand continued to masterfully manipulate her clit.

“Ranma... Please stop playing with me and get it on,” Alex pleaded. She so wanted him.

Ranma blinked his eyes. “I though you wanted me to be gentle...”

“You can be gentle but still be inside of me,” Alex said in between breaths. “But just playing like that is mean.”

Ranma nodded his head slowly. Moving his hand away form her slit, Ranma began to maneuver himself, aligning his member with Alex’s moist slit. Slowly moving forward, he pressed the head of it right against her jaden gates before slowly started to plunge in.

Alex sucked in breath and closed her eyes. She knew it would be uncomfortable at the beginning, but she wanted him.

Slowly, Ranma’s member moved inwards. The pigtailed pilot just kept kissing Alex’s neck, offering words of encouragement while his hands rubbed her breasts.

The weretigress just took it all in, relaxing as much as she could and kissing Ranma’s ear.

Smiling, Ranma’s hips soon met Alex’s as he was in to the hilt. “You feel great,” He comforted and praised as he kissed her neck some more, grinding his hips into hers a little to get a feeling for her magnificent pussy.

Alex purred loudly, her breasts pressing against his chest and vibrating enticingly. “I’m not out in the cold down here, you know? I love you.”

Ranma smiled and continued to grind. “Love you too, beautiful...” He said as he nuzzled her, just loving the intimate contact with her.

Alex was content and could possibly spend the rest of her life in that position, feeling so warm inside and out with Ranma on top of her.

Ranma hugged her tightly as he relax inside her. “You know what... Screw the screwing...” He said seriously as he tightened his arms around her in a hug. “I... I don’t need the sex... I just want to be WITH you...”

Alex purred. “A night of snuggling, just you and me?”

“Correct. Very intimate snuggling... Besides...” Ranma added with a grin. “You do need the rest...” He kissed her neck again. “I probably did a number on your hips today...”

“That you did. I’m still thinking of a way to get back at Urd for this,” Alex said as she hugged Ranma to herself, her legs intertwined with his. “I can definitely get used to a Ranma-blanket.”

Ranma grinned. “As I could love an Alex-futon.”

“You drool on it, you have to lick it clean,” Alex teased as she leaned her head back, basking in the warmth of the embrace.

Ranma grinned. “Fair enough...”

He settled into and atop Alex, hugging her a little tighter. Her fur was so warm and comfortable.

Alex grinned as her fiancé snuggled into her. “Good night, Ranma.”

“Good night, Alex,” Was Ranma’s response as he nuzzled his face between her breasts.

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(Posted Thu, 11 May 2006 17:10)


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