Match-Ups 101: Ringtail (LEMON) [Episode 132823]

by Sect

While Urd was announcing the next match-up, Tirga sidled up to the couch where Sheila was currently cleaning out Ranma-chan's tonsils. "So, girls... how about the two of you come with me... somewhere else," he whispered seductively, leaning over the couch.

The petite werejaguar paused, and looked up at him with a suspicious glare. "Hey, you never hit on me before! Why now?" she asked, while Ranma-chan merely glared at him.

The weretiger chuckled. "Well, since this is a dream, I won't have to worry. Besides, we all saw how... kinky you are..." he replied, earning an embarrassed blush from the two girls.

Unfortunately for him, he wasn't able to push the offer, since he found himself being blasted in the head by a couch. After he fell over, he gaped as he watched the couch fall on top of him, knocking him out.

Ranma and Gar dusted their hands after they threw the couch at the lecherous tiger. "That'll teach you to mess with my sister, old friend," Gar remarked with a grin.

Ranma nodded fiercely. "And that'll learn ya not to hit on... uh..." Ranma trailed off, before looking at his female side. "Hey, what are ya to me?"

Ranma-chan, from where she was still sitting on Sheila's lap, shrugged. "Hell if I know. I'm just here."

Ranma sweatdropped. "Eh, okay." He then turned to the taller werejaguar. "Heh, nice toss there," he offered.

Gar shrugged. "Yeah, thanks. Not bad yourself."

A cough interrupted the two, and all of the conscious mortals turned towards the platinum haired goddess. "If you two are done talking, we can get on with the match-up."

"Huh? Who is it?" Ranma asked.

"Why," the goddess replied, smirking, "it's you two!"

"WHAAAAT?!?" Ranma and Gar screamed, while the three girls looked mildly stunned.

Skuld frowned. "Yeah, weren't you two paying attention when she announced it?"

Ranma shook his head furiously. "Nuh-uh! No way in hell!"

Gar pointed at the Japanese boy. "What he said."

Urd smirked condescendingly. "No doing, boys! Now on with the show!" And with that, the screen flashed white, and showed a view of one of the less crowded areas of Tokyo. The familiar text appeared, this time reading "Juuban, Saturday, July 9, 20XX, 11:21 AM".

Skuld's Chibi Icon popped up at the upper left corner of the screen. "So here we are, showing how a relationship between a male jaguar furry and a male human would develop," she said, as a view of Gar, in his human form, walking through the back streets. After a few minutes of wandering, Gar stopped, and pulled a small photo of a beautiful, smiling, furry girl with white fur and blond hair with black spots. He looked at it for a moment, then sighed, and shoved it back into his pocket.

"First con of male jaguars is that if you break one's heart, then they get all moody and wishy washy and weepy and all that," Skuld piped.

As Gar continued meandering the streets, his ultra sensitive ears picked up on the sounds of fighting. His eyes narrowed, and he dashed to where he heard the commotion coming from.

He turned the corner, and found a dark haired man facing off against a dozen men in dark clothing and carrying wooden canes. The man, dressed in a dirty apron, was unarmed, but was grinning like a maniac as he danced around the attackers. Gar didn't take much time to totally catalogue the man's features, but instead joined in the pummeling of the gangsters. Within a minute, all of the men were bloodied and bruised, and Gar and the cook were standing in the midst of them.

Gar turned to query the cook, and was shocked when he saw the man grin at him, his bright blue eyes sparkling. Gar blushed, and was shocked even more when a sudden splash of water from above turned the exhilarated raven-haired man into a annoyed red-headed woman.

Urd's own Chibi Icon appeared in the opposite corner of Skuld's. "First Pro! Male Jaguars are quick to fall in love!"

The scene flashes to a bit later, inside a ramen shop where, apparently, Ranma worked. Ranma, male again, was chatting to Gar, who looked away nervously.

"Another Con is that they are always hesitant to actually tell the recipient of their love that they are in love with them," Skuld added.

"A Pro is," Urd added, pointing to a scene where Gar was politely talking to Ranma as the two walked down a street, "that they are very courteous to their interest." Gar and Ranma passed by a movie theatre, where Gar stopped and considered one of the movies, a semi-romantic comedy. Gar stood quietly, then nodded, and rushed up to Ranma.

"Of course, one of their Cons is that when they try anything romantic, they usually get nervous and bumble up their attempts," Skuld countered, motioning to where Gar was trying to talk Ranma into going to see the movie, and thoroughly mangling up his words and getting flustered, as evidenced by his blush.

"Pro! It's not like Ranma notices the difference anyways!"

Skuld glared downwards at her elder sister. "That's not a pro for the male jaguar furry!" Urd merely shrugged.

"Hey, it is in this case," she responded, gesturing at the scene where Ranma was shrugging, and walking back to the theatre with a relieved Gar.

In the theatre, Ranma was kind of watching the movie, kind of napping, and Gar was watching Ranma. His mouth opened to say something, but then he snapped it shut and turned to the movie.

"And the male jaguar's still hesitant to bring up the possibility of a relationship," Skuld commented from her corner.

A few days pass on the time marker, and Ranma and Gar are hanging out in the same alley that they fought the gang members. Suddenly, a black van appears at the mouth of the alley, and several men armed with guns hop out. Ranma notices the activity, and moves to dodge, but instead is hit by several bullets.

Gar pales when he sees the dark-haired man go down, then turns to the shooters with a furious gaze. As Urd was saying, "A Pro of the jaguar is that they are very protective of the ones they love," the werecat charged the men, shifting as he moved and ignoring the bullets. Soon, bodies are flung against the walls, and the van is knocked over.

The scene then shifted to a hospital room, where Ranma sat on a bed. Ranma was chuckling as though embarrassed by the fact that he was shot a few times, and Gar was standing in front of him, holding a basket of flowers.

"A Pro!" Urd announced. "Since they aren't sex freaks, they can be romantic!" Gar presented the flowers to Ranma, who blushed, then coughed and looked away as he received the flowers. Gar started to say something, then paused, and said something else, to which Ranma laughed.

"And, again, male jaguar furries are hesitant to begin a relationship," Skuld mentioned.

The scene shifted again, this time to a few days later. Ranma is being helped by Gar to his room, when Gar stops them. Gar says something to Ranma, but then falters, then looks disgruntled.

"So, because of their reluctance to start a relationship," Skuld said, as Ranma blinked as if realizing something, "it's usually up to the partner to pick up the slack." Now, on the screen, Ranma is shown kissing a surprised Gar on the lips.

"But, when a jaguar gets started, eh heh heh..." Urd chuckled as the scene displayed that Gar had willingly entered the kiss with Ranma. Urd's Icon looked up at Skuld's.

"All right, kiddo, now bugger off."

"But I wanna see!" Skuld whined. "You wouldn't let me see proper relations, you wouldn't let me see what girls could do with each other, at least you could let me see this! I can't mimic it!"

Urd dismissed her with a wave. "Wait until you're six thousand years old."

"I am six thousand years old!"

Urd sweatdropped. "Um... well, when you gain some height and cup sizes, then we'll talk."

Skuld's face reddened with anger. "YOU DAUGHTER OF A-" then her Icon popped out of existence.

The scene was currently showing Ranma and Gar on a couch, with Ranma initiating the lead. "Again, since male jaguars, unlike their female counterparts, are unlikely to initiate relationships, it is up to the partner to get things rolling." Ranma was on top of Gar, who was now in his hybrid form, removing the werejaguar's shirt. Throwing it over the back of the couch, Ranma began lightly stroking Gar's furry pectorals, much to the jaguar's pleasure, for he began groaning. Ranma leaned over and kissed the catman on the lips, then scooted backwards and shrugged off his own shirt.

"Again, when you get a male jaguar furry started..." Urd warned, as Gar sat up and grabbed Ranma's shoulders, making sure to avoid the bandages that he still wore. He then began licking Ranma's chest, which excited Ranma immensely. His long strokes of his rough tongue soon moved to Ranma nipple, which he suckled on as though it was a teat.

"And, of course, like their female counterparts, those jaguars love breasts, no matter the gender." Ranma moaned as he moved his hands to Gar's head, running his fingers though Gar's long hair. His left hand then moved down to fondle Gar's groin. His hands squeezed through the tight jeans, then snaked under the waistband to grasp at the hardening rod that the pants hid. Gar purred at the grope, and let go of Ranma's nipple so that he could free his dick from its confinement.

Ranma winced as he noticed that Gar's piece was larger than his own, but decided to ignore the size difference. Instead, he grasped the thick member and began suckling on the tip, much to Gar's mewling pleasure. The Japanese fighter moved up and down on the rod, making sure to stoke and lick as much of it as he could, while moving one of his hands to the furry sack in order to fondle it. Ranma used one final stroke of the tongue on the penis, from base to tip, before taking the member and wrapping his lips around it and sucking.

That was more enough for Gar, who moaned loudly before ejaculating, catching his lover off guard, spraying spunk into Ranma's mouth. Ranma gagged at the sudden arrival of the cream, which lead to him abandoning his position and getting the semen splashed on his chin, neck, and chest.

Ranma coughed, while Gar muttered a bliss-addled apology. After a while, Ranma's eye gleamed, and he told Gar his plan. Gar blinked several times, before getting off the couch and pulling his pants all the way off his legs, leaving him in the buff. Ranma cupped one of his hands, and gathered the werejaguar's juice into it. He watched as Gar knelt on the ground and put his hands on the seat of the couch to brace himself. The pigtailed man then undid his own pants with one hand, and kicked the pants and underwear off, to show off his own hard-on, remarkable in its own right, but dwarfed by Gar's.

Gar gulped as Ranma moved behind him, and positioned Gar's knees further away from each other, in order to fully show off Gar's posterior. Ranma grabbed the base of Gar's tail and lifted it up, revealing the puckered anus. He then proceeded to slather the jaguar's own cum onto the rosebud, using it as a lubricant. Ranma then slowly entered a semen covered finger into his ass, causing the Jade native to wince and moan. Ranma smirked as he pulled and thrusted the finger a few times, before adding a second finger. Gar's own penis was quickly becoming hard, and Ranma made sure to widen the point of entry. Once he was satisfied, he pulled the fingers out, and readied his manhood at the forced entry. He asked Gar a question, who nodded in reply, and braced himself.

Ranma plunged into Gar's nether regions, and the two moaned in unison, though Gar's was strained somewhat. Ranma delved about an inch, then retreated, and charged in again. He then began establishing a rhythm, getting a little more of himself into Gar each time until he finally was able to touch Gar's thighs with his own. The two men paused, each panting heavily, and Ranma stoked Gar's shuddering sides comfortingly. Then, Ranma began thrusting in and out, gripping Gar's hip tightly. Gar, in the meantime, purred with pained pleasure, and grabbed his own cock and jerked it furiously. A minute went by, one penis squeezed by a tight rectum, the other by a firm grip, before Ranma screamed out his pleasure and came. The odd sensation of warm cum spraying into him set Gar off, who in turn moaned and ended up making a mess on the couch. Exhausted, the two collapsed forward, Ranma barely managing to pull out of the larger man.

Urd's face popped back in the corner. "Under normal circumstances, the jaguar's... impressive equipment is a definite pro," she noted as Gar pulled himself from under Ranma. After a few moments, he gently spread Ranma on the ground, and gathered the semen off of the couch onto his fingers. "However," she cautioned, as the werejaguar dazedly treated Ranma to the same sort of lubrication, with Ranma moaning blissfully, "in a male-male relationship, there is only so much that one can do," Gar positioned himself at Ranma's rear, to which Ranma was oblivious, "and that," she accentuated, pointing up as Gar plunged in, making Ranma's eyes bulge out, "...you do not want to do." As she finished, a high pitched scream was cut short by the monitor blinking off.

Back at the studio, there was varied reactions: Skuld was sulking, Urd was displaying a satisfied smirk, the three girls were bug-eyed and speechless, Tirga was unconscious, Gar was mortified, sitting on a couch with his head in his hands, and Ranma was, well...

"THAT'S IT! I FUCKIN' QUIT!"

... Pissed.

Urd blinked confusedly, Skuld's eyes widened at the burst of profanity, and Belldandy, somewhere offstage, clucked her tongue disapprovingly. Ranma blushed and muttered a quick apology for Belldandy, then went back to his pissed mode. "I want my normal dreams, not a weird experience with another guy!" he screamed, before turning away, and stomping off, with an odd gait. Every step he took was accentuated with a muttered, "Ow, ow, ow, ow..."

Urd blinked several more times, then called after him, "You can't leave! You're under contract!"

"What contract?!?" was the annoyed response.

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