Obnoxious Sentimental Princesses: Strange Pairings (LEMON) [Episode 132670]

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The original creators of the Lust Dust had designed it to act as a potent aide in child conception. Along with the necessary hormonal triggers that would -- for a period of about twenty-four hours -- totally suppress one's emotional inhibitions when it came to having very casual sex with the first person to cross the target's path after the Dust was applied, there were other hormonal triggers that would affect a person's ability to produce the necessary building blocks of life (for a woman, her eggs; for a man, his sperm). Put both triggers in place and activate them at the same time, it was all but certain that a couple would be expecting a precious gift to descend on them within nine months of the Dust's application.

Of course, the original creators of the Dust never took into account the small segment of society who were naturally born homosexual.

And they certainly never took into account the type of upbringing that certain people living currently in either Tomobiki-chou, part of the city of Nishitookyou; or Nerima-ku, one of the "special city wards" of the Tokyo metropolis, had experienced.

In cases like this, sometimes, perception can easily override what the Dust was designed initially to unleash.


Kunou Tatewaki had been walking about Nerima on a morning constitutional when, lo and behold, his fierce tigress Tendou Akane had crossed his path, she heading in the general direction of the restaurant where one of the poor maidens beguiled by that most foul sorcerer Saotome Ranma, the lovely lass from the mountains of China, resided. Sensing yet another opportunity to extract his beloved Akane from the clutches of that most diseased beast who also held the virile, pure and innocent Osage-no-Onna within his demonic grasp, the Blue Thunder of Fuurinkan High immediately stormed off in hot pursuit.

Within minutes, they had arrived at the Nekohanten. There, much to Kunou's surprise, a considerable crowd was gathering by the main doors to the homely eatery. And much more to the Blue Thunder's surprise, there were people from the neighbouring town of Tomobiki amongst the crowd of people seeking to enter the Nekohanten. Why, there was the noble scion of the Mendou Clan, not to mention the four fine fellows who had dedicated themselves to be the personal bodyguards to the lovely alien princess Lum. And there was Lum herself, along with one of her lovely friends from beyond the stars...! Oh, what was her name again?

Yet...

Why were they here?

"DARLING!!!!"

Kunou jolted. Wasn't that the nickname the beautiful Lum had long bestowed on a beast even more vile than the villainous Saotome, the vile, evil lecher Moroboshi Ataru?! Was HE within the Nekohanten this day?

Zounds! And Saotome was there, too?

Why...!

Didn't that mean...?

The monstrous Moroboshi and the vile Saotome...

Were ALLIES?!

It shall not be!

Roaring his usual challenge, the Blue Thunder snap-drew his trusty bokken from the folds of his hakama trousers, and then he charged...

...right into a cloud of flour-like powder!

Gasping as he took in a lung-full of whatever it was that was drifting in heavy clouds from the doors and windows of the Nekohanten, Kunou staggered for a second. Once his eyes had cleared, he tried to focus once more on his fierce goddess of battle...

...but, first, he saw them!

The "them" were none other than Shiowataru Nagisa and Kenzan Konatsu.

In the blink of an eye, one thought thundered through Kunou's mind:

I must have them!


Now, let us take a look at the curious lives of Shiowataru Nagisa and Kenzan Konatsu.

As will be known to readers, both Nagisa and Konatsu were males by birth, but females by upbringing.

Nagisa, the lone child of a seashore teashop/restaurant owner, Shiowataru Shin, had been raised by birth to be a girl in answer to the raising of "her" future "husband," Fujinami Ryuunosuke, by "his" father (and Shin's closest friend), Fujinami Fujimi, as a man.

Konatsu, who had been orphaned at an early age, had been, despite the fact that "she" was a man, raised in the classic kunoichi mould by three sisters who had ruthlessly trained "her" in all facets of the silent arts, making Konatsu a near-rival of Saotome Ranma skill-wise.

The result of these particular modes of upbringing was this: both Nagisa and Konatsu, while understanding that both were men in physical form, always saw themselves as women in heart and spirit. While taking care to dress in such a way that would mask their masculinity to even a discerning observer, both pseudo-girls walked, talked, acted and behaved as if they had been born as women -- for, in simple fact, as stated above, they HAD been raised as women. The very thought of even attempting to try to adjust their modes of behaviour to emulate that of a real man, even the heart-breaking "bishoojo" pretty boy types who could stop a girl's heart with but a single glance, was, to Nagisa and Konatsu, utterly inconceivable. Even given the fact that both currently lived with two pseudo-boys -- in the form of Fujinami Ryuunosuke and Kuonji Ukyou, respectively -- neither Nagisa or Konatsu saw any need to change the way their lives were structured.

In fact, it was the striking similarities of their upbringings that permitted Nagisa and Konatsu, on their first meeting about a week after the end of the Second Tag Race, to become the closest of friends. In each other, both pseudo-girls saw the perfect soul-mate, someone who understood each other's personal problems, desires and hopes in a way that not even Ryuunosuke (Nagisa's would-be "fiance") and Ukyou (Konatsu's saviour from her trainers) could understand. Even more so, since both were martial artists (Nagisa was a self-trained sumotori who could easily wrestle down the most experienced yokozuna; Konatsu was the equivalent of a joonin [senior level] ninjitsu grandmaster), they had something more in common. Many times since their initial meetings did Nagisa and Konatsu cross-train each other in the classic martial arts they loved. Not to mention the many other things they often discussed.

Including...


Some days before they encountered the Dust...

"Nagisa-chan?"

"Hmm? What is it, Konatsu-chan?"

Both pseudo-girls were in a small grove on the border between Tomobiki and Nerima, that south of the Kan'etsu Expressway that connected Tokyo (at Nerima) with Niigata. This was one of the private places they had selected to get together, out of a silent fear that the people who were close to them emotionally (Ryuunosuke, her father and Ukyou) would learn of these meetings and try to stop them.

"Do you ever wonder what it would've been like if we were both born as girls?" Konatsu asked.

"All the time," Nagisa admitted. "Why?"

"Well..."

Sensing his friend's embarrassment, Nagisa reached over to squeeze Konatsu's shoulder. "Konatsu-chan, we promised each other that we'd never try to hold anything back from each other," the teashop "waitress" reminded the male-born kunoichi.

Konatsu's cheeks reddened as his eyes turned downward. "It's up again."

Nagisa glanced down at his friend's crotch. Seeing what was ballooning Konatsu's trousers, he sighed. "I hate it when it does that."

"These things seem to have a mind of their own, don't they?" Konatsu mused.

"They sure do," Nagisa agreed with a nod. "You know..."

"What?"

"I wish we had something like what Ukyou-san's fiance has."

Konatsu blinked. "A Nyanniichuan curse?"

"Hai!" Nagisa gushed. "Imagine it! Being able to become a girl in body, too! That'd be so neat!!"

"You'd have to be careful, though."

"Eh? Why?"

"Your fiance's father," Konatsu reminded his friend. "If you got exposed to the Nyanniichuan, he'd insist that Ryuunosuke-sama have to experience the Nanniichuan. And you've always told me how much Ryuunosuke-sama hates being made to act as a man."

Nagisa's shoulders deflated. "Hai, that's true, isn't it? And since you told me those ponds in China were destroyed when Ranma-sama went to rescue Akane-sama, there's no hope for us to get some of that water, isn't there?"

"Not necessarily true, Nagisa-chan."

"Eh?!"

Konatsu smiled knowingly. "I know of another possible solution..."


Nagisa and Konatsu, who had gravitated toward each other when the groups from Nerima and Tomobiki gathered by the main doors of the Nekohanten, had received a full-facial blast of Lust Dust when Moroboshi Ataru and his special friends had been teleported to Promised Island by the portkeys fitted in his companions' jewelry. After coughing for a moment to clear their lungs and windpipes of that find powder, they turned to each other. "Nagisa-chan, are you alright...?" Konatsu hoarsely gasped as his eyes locked on his friend's face.

"H-h-hai!" Nagisa gasped before he shuddered as a hot rush thundered through his body, zeroing in on his groin. "Oh, no..."

Before the kunoichi could sense his own sudden need to copulate with someone, a pair of strong arms wrapped around the pseudo-girls' necks, forcing their faces into a strong, masculine chest draped in a white hakama top. "Come, my angelic ones!!" a familiar (to Konatsu) voice declared as the hapless pseudo-girls were dragged away from the Nekohanten in the general direction of the Kunou estate. "We shall retire to the noble home of the great Blue Thunder and explore the love and passion we now feel for each other to the fullest!!!"

Realizing who it might be that now desired him, Konatsu reached behind Kunou to strike the kendou-ka's sleep spot at the back of his head. As his grip on them faded, he dropped face-first to the ground. Nagisa quickly caught him before he could be made to kiss asphalt. "Who is this creep?!" Nagisa demanded before his eyes locked on Kunou's face. "Oh, my..." he gasped in a shocked squeak.

Finding himself staring at the unconscious kendou-ka, Konatsu shuddered as he, too, began to experience the same storm of conflicting feelings his friend and soul-mate were facing:

Point: both were born as males, thus they were inclined physically to seek out a female for sex by the Dust.

Point: both were raised as females, thus they were inclined emotionally to seek out a male for sex by the Dust.

Point: both understood that Kunou had just mistaken them both as girls.

Point: both realized that Kunou would definitely take it the wrong way if they engaged in sex while all three were boys.

Point: both had wanted to try something the latter had revealed to the former sometime ago.

Point: both now realized that now was the perfect time to try it.

Nagisa looked at Konatsu. "U-chan's?!"

The latter nodded. "U-chan's!"

"Let's go!"


Some minutes later, Kunou's eyes snapped open as he found himself staring at an unfamiliar ceiling. "Where am...?"

His voice disappeared into an ecstatic moan as he felt something very wet touch his aroused manhood. Glancing down, his eyes nearly shot out of their skull on seeing the lovely waitress from Okonomiyaki U-chan's slowly, sensuously, draw her tongue up and down his erect shaft from base to tip. As Konatsu's dark eyes locked with his, Kunou nearly choked as a tidal wave of sheer desire overwhelmed everything else in his mind, even his relentless urge for his fierce tigress and the fiery pig-tailed girl.

Seeing the yearning in his eyes, Konatsu slowly slid her body up so she could display to him the plump double-C-cup breasts, trim abdomen, flared hips and the bushy black patch of pubic hair over her magically-forged womanhood (thanks to a bucket of cold water and a packet of Instant Nyanniichuan the kunoichi had procured from Elder Cologne the night Konatsu and Nagisa had discussed this very possibility).

"Like?!" she coyly asked.

Kunou's answer came in a very good imitation of a guppy. "I thought as much, Tatewaki-kun," Konatsu cooed as her hand shifted his love machine to rest against her pubes. "Now, if you'll just wait for a moment, my dear friend..."

"Just arrived!"

Kunou's head snapped over to the door of Konatsu's room as it opened, revealing a just-transformed Nagisa, she using a towel to wipe away the last drops of Instant Nyanniichuan-enhanced water from her face, hair and shoulders. Like Konatsu, Nagisa had been transformed into a shapely woman with generous breasts and curvy hips. And like Konatsu, Nagisa's true strength and martial arts training had also survived the transition, as witness the sensuous curve of hardened muscles on her legs and arms, not to mention the rock-hardness of her abdominals.

To Kunou Tatewaki, who looked on female martial artists as the most sexiest of women, it was as if he had died and gone to Heaven!

Konatsu giggled as she shifted herself to the kendou-ka's left as Nagisa knelt on the bed to his right. Staring at the erect shaft of throbbing manhood between them, Nagisa felt her cheeks flame considerably as she gazed on Kunou. "Oh, my! Is that for us?!"

A shaky nod. "So which one of us do you desire?" Konatsu coyly asked.

His mouth fluttered soundlessly. "What did you say?" Nagisa wondered.

A little louder now. "B-b-both..."

Nagisa and Konatsu exchanged a knowing look. "Then, sir..." the former began.

"You shall have us both," the latter finished.


For the next twenty-four hours, Kunou Tatewaki truly was in Heaven!


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(Posted Tue, 15 Feb 2005 04:20)


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