[Episode 115922] [Episode 115922]Pressing a button on the intercom at her computer station console, Gina asked, "Who is it?"
"Um, there's a package here. It's from a Brianna Diggers." A nasely male voice said on the other side of the line.
Gina nodded her head, incredibly excited, and not in the sexual sense. "Leave it on the doorstep," She said. She blinked her eyes at the nasal-sound to the voice. "And who is that?"
"I'm just the mesenger boy. I usually work in Springfield." The nasal-sounding boy said.
"Okay, okay..." Gina said and pressed the intercom button a second time. "BRITANNY!"
"WHAT?!" The voice on the other end spoke up. "What is it now, Gina?"
"We got a package from Brianna," Gina said calmly. "Bring it down to my lab so I can check it out!"
"WHAT?! Brianna disappeared a month ago while watching T.V. How'd she get a package to us?" The voice asked.
"That's what I want to know," Gina told her sister. "So come and get it!!!"
"Alright, alright." The voice said, before the link was cut off.
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"Well, I got the box here, Gina." Britanny said, before blinking as she walked into the room. "Oh, hi mom, dad. What brings you two here?" As if she didn't know. They were all hanging around in Gina's room, waiting for the information that Britanny had in the box.
Gina nodded her head. "Well, bring it over here, Brit. I want to open it."
"Yes!" Julia said a bit more forcefully then she intended. "I want to know how Brianna is faring."
Theo placed a hand on her shoulder. "Calm down, dear." He said, wanting to know what happened to Brianna just as much as the rest of the family did. "It won't make it go any faster." He said, looking at Britanny, who had opened the box up.
"Um... Nothing but computer disks and CDs in here." Britanny said. "Though they're labeled."
"Excellent!" Gina said. "She must have made computer recordings." She held out her hand to Brit. "Pass me one, please."
Britanny nodded, and just grabbed a CD without really looking at it. Otherwise, she might have chosen a different one. After all, what went on in a honeymoon was only meant to be seen by the people involved.
Opening the disk tray on her computer processor, Gina then popped the CD into it and closed. "Now let's see..." Gina mumbled as she began typing, seeing what she could bring up.
"And we see Ranma and Carla training like insane idiots again." Brianna's voice was heard with a sigh. On the screen was Ranma-chan and Carla, both of whom were changed, thanks to what the aliens had done to them. "How those two can train with the pain receptors on, I'll never know." Brianna's voice said, just before Carla and Ranma-chan landed a VICIOUS hit on each other, sending the other one flying back into the ground. "Ow." The two said in a deadpan voice.
"See, they're insane idiots." A slight pause occured. "Oh well, it just means that there will be better loving tonight."
Britanny blinked. "Carla? But she didn't have red skin last time I saw her."
"Nor horns." Theo added.
Julia blinked and frowned. "When did Carla get a tail?" She asked as Carla, on the screen, got back up again.
"Really now, Brianna," Came a chiding voice. "It's not nice to speak such ill-will of our significant others," Came a regal-sounding, yet slightly sensuous voice.
"Ayeka." Brianna's voice spoke up again, before sighing. "I still don't get it. How can they train with the pain receptors on? That has to hurt."
"You'd have to be one of us to understand, Brianna. If they can take large amounts of pain normally, how do you think they'll be after training with the pain receptors on?"
There was a slight pause. "You do have a point there." Brianna's voice spoke up again, from off-camera.
Standing up next to Carla, Ranma-chan smirked. "Not bad, hottie," She complimented as she gave Carla's rear a light slap, conscious of the pain receptors still being on.
"Ow." Carla said, before smirking. "Not bad yourself, husband." She said, as her tail wrapped around Ranma-chan's tail.
The Diggers blinked, and blinked, and blinked. Was it mentioned that they blinked? Theo shook his head. "Well, that's... Different." He said slowly.
Ranma-chan smiled a bit more, as her tail started to slink up Carla's shorts. "God, you're so hot, my blue-haired, red skinned Venus..."
Carla shuddered. "Mayhaps we should turn the pain receptors off, love? Otherwise making love will be quite painful." She said to her counterpart on the screen.
"Okay, watching this is REALLY getting me horny." Brianna's voice came from off camera.
"Let me help you with that." Came that same regal, but now husky, voice, before a tackling sound was heard in the background.
"Eek!" Came a shrill cry from Brianna. "The Queen has me! Whatever shall I do?" The Lycanthropoid's mocking voice could be heard.
"Submit to the house of Jurai, peasent!" That regal voice could be heard, followed shortly by a cackle and Brianna's squeals of pleasure.
Gina blinked. Several times. "Wow." She then scratched her head. "When did Brianna go gay on us?"
Theo's eye twitched. Quite a bit.
Britanny shook her head. "Gina, this is all your fault." She said in a deadpan tone of voice as the screen went black for a moment.
"My fault?" Gina asked. "MY FAULT? How is it MY FAULT!?"
Britanny looked at Gina sharply. "Well, you kept taking all the good looking guys for yourself. All I ever wanted was my muffin, but who did Bri have?" Britanny asked Gina, her eye twitching.
"And if I remember what Genn told me corrrectly..." Gina started to say sharply. Yes, this might be the wrong thing to say, but she wasn't going to be pinned for this, no sir. "Someone had claimed the only man Brianna wanted, and that someone even threatened her with bodily harm, the first time Brianna told that certain spotted someone she wanted a certain male."
Julia's eye twitched, terribly. "So, what you two are saying is that you both drove my youngest daughter to being a lesbian?!" She practically screeched out, stopping the argument right then and there.
Gina shuddered at her mother's voice. "Well, uh, uh..." Oh shit, this was going to suck. Gina had to get out and fast! "Well, Brit's the one who 'experimented' with Danielle!" Gina practically shoouted before running off in a decent imitation of Werecheetah speed.
Too bad that Julia caught her arm before she could get anywhere though. "Is this true, Britanny?"
"Well, I was curious." Britanny said, before blinking. "D'OH!"
Theo's eye twitched. "Hey, there's more." He said, thankfully it stopped the arguement right then and there.
The two turned their heads back to the screen. Yep, it could only be described as an orgy. Only now a HUMAN male was in it as well, impaling Bri on his meat.
The three women of the house tilted their heads to the side, gaging the size of that meat as it slid in and out of Brianna.
"He's almost as big as Muffin!" Britanny shouted out in shock.
"No, I'd say he's bigger," Gina said.
Growling dangerously, Britanny asked, "And how would YOU know!?"
Looking at her sister, fangs bared, Gina chuckled nervously. "Uh... Lucky guess?"
"Quiet you two, I'm enjoying this." Julia said, watching not only that, but what also was going on around her daughter and that guy.
"A-HEM!" Theo coughed out irritably. He had to get Julia away now, or else he wouldn't get any rest later tonight.
Brianna's voice suddenly came over the speaker. "Okay, I'm adding some stuff in here for later. Yeah, I know, big orgy. Anyway, I have learned some rather... Interesting things about my lovers. Ranma... Whew! Not only does he have a curse that makes our love lives interesting, but he's VERY well-endowed. Makes me giddy just thinking about it. But I never would have thought that the wedgie wars that Gina was in would have paid off." Brianna's voice said, before the screen faded out for a moment, fading back in as the new Carla wedgied her tail into Brianna's slit as far as it would go, while the man and the other woman were doing it off to the side.
Watching this, Britanny smirked. "Heh, so I was right, you DID like it every time Penny gave you a wedgie, Gina!"
Blushing a bit, Gina meekly nodded her head. "Why do you think I didn't mind the war going on for so long." She then pouted. "But at leastI never did 'it' with Penny, unlike a certain Dynamite Dyke Duet would."
"HEY! We only did that three times! Then we discovered we didn't like it all that much!" Britanny fired back.
Julia sighed. What in nine-hells did she miss while she was on Jade?
"Oh it took you THREE times to figure out you didn't like it?" Gina asked teasingly. "What happened on the first two? It was too fulfilling?" She teased a bit meanly.
Britanny pouted. "Hey!" Though she really couldn't come up with a comeback, but she kept shoving her foot into her mouth. "We were too horny to think about what we were doing!"
Before anyone could say anything, Brianna's voice came back through the speakers again. "Well, I did find out more... Unpleasant things about my lovers. Especially Carla, Ranma, when he's in female form, and Ayeka. They like to bite, a LOT." The voice said, before a scene with Carla and Brianna were laying on a bed, fornicating quite erotically.
"OW! Carla, you bit me!" Brianna yelped out, before jumping back. "What was that for?!"
Carla winced. "Sorry, Brianna. I didn't know that you didn't like that. But I couldn't help myself."
Theo blinked, several times. "That's... Interesting." He said, in a repeat of before. He KNEW he should get Julia and get out of here, otherwise he'd NEVER get any sleep this night. But he couldn't help but watch for some reason.
One last scene appeared on the screen, the four were laying down in a pile, cuddling close to each other and looking exhausted. The purple haired woman looked at the camera, before blinking. "Say, Brianna. The camera is still on."
"Hmm?" The Lycanthropoid said, before lifting her head to look. "Oh, don't worry. That's to preserve this moment. No one's going to see it after all." The purple haired woman nodded, before laying her head down. "Night, Ayeka."
"Night, Brianna." Ayeka said, before the camera shut itself off.
Julia blinked, several times, before chuckling. "I doubt that was meant for us to watch." She said. Not once had she let go of Gina's arm.
And that was enough for Gina to need as she zipped out of the room, making sure to grab the box as she went. She could watch these in the privacy and safety of one of her lab's lower levels.
Britanny growled. "HEY!" And took off after her sister.
Theo looked at Julia. "So... Any ideas what you're going to do to them?" He asked her.
The redhead shook her head. "Nothing. I think the terminal embarrassment that those two have about admitting certain things to their parents is punishment enough. Besides, nothing bad came about all that." Though, she was curious about this curse that Brianna's husband had.
"I'm going to pretend this day never happened," Theo said tiredly. And to prove his point, Theo said "Oh, I do hope we hear from Brianna soon. It's been such a long month, I don't know if I can wait much longer..."
A few seconds later, the Arch Aura Mage of the house was whapped upside the head by a rather irate, (and horny) wife.
"What?" Theo asked.
"Bedroom. Chains. Duct Tape. Clamps. Car Battery." She pointed towards the general direction of their bedroom. "NOW!"
Theo nodded. "Yes, ma'am!" He said without hesitation. He knew better than to question his wife when she was like this.
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