[Episode 80427] [Episode 80427]"And now," Urd said. "We come to the part of the show where we analyze the pros and cons of the relationship as they happen."
"Wait," Skuld said, her face popping up. "First we have to get through some expository to explain some of the timeline."
"Well, if we have to," Urd said reluctantly. "But hurry up, I want to get to the good part."
The faces of the two goddesses vanished for the moment as the scene in the monitor showed a lovely, if tomboyish, red-head step out of a room apparently assigned to a group titled "R-k Anonymous." It was Ranma-chan, perhaps two or three years older.
"Anonymous my ass," the red-head muttered. "We all know each other."
"Is there something wrong, milady?" a voice asked, drawing Ranma's attention to the tiger-man standing outside the room. The roguish smile was totally lost on the girl as the red-head made a mad dash away from the humanoid feline.
Urd's head appeared again underneath the bewildered image of Tirga as the scene shifted to show Tirga attempting to talk to the red-head several more times over several days with all manner of devices being worked out.
"The first pro of a male tiger furry is that they are nothing if not persistant and very romantic while courting," Urd said.
"Bleh," Skuld muttered as she pointed to a couple of scenes with Ranma-chan smacking the tiger-man in vareity of ways as well. "And the first con is that they can be very vulgar and insulting if they don't stop and think about it."
"Eventually," Urd said. "However, a determined tiger is romantic enough to sweep any girl off her feet."
The scene slowed down to show Ranma-chan being swept into a firm and passionate kiss as Tirga opened a hotel room and carried her inside.
With a brief cry of protest, Skuld's face vanished with a muttered "too young" comment from Urd, as the scene progressed.
The supple martial artist was laid as gently on the hotel bed as if she were a fine lady to be treated with all respect. Even as Tirga's hands roamed expertly over her body, eliciting a number of pleased, yet muffled, moans from Ranma-chan, even engaged as she was in the continuing duel of lips and tongues.
Clothes were removed and discarded in the most pleasureable way possible as Tirga continued to bring all his special attention to the girl with him. Ranma was already in a world apart, judging by the sounds coming from her, when the tiger entered her and broke through the virgin barrier to fill his pig-tailed lover.
And then Ranma's moans quickly became cries and screams of ecstacy.
"Which brings us to the second pro of having a male tiger as a mate," Urd said. "They are VERY good at sex."
The point was being made repeatedly as the pair tried out several positions on the monitor above Urd's tiny floating head.
The monitor's scene shifted again to the inside of a meeting room with a circle of girls around it. Skuld's head, looking terribly indignant, again appeared at the bottom of the screen next to Urd.
"What did you kick me off for?" Skuld demanded.
"Nevermind that, kid," Urd said. "Your bit is coming up."
"I'm not a kid!" Skuld complained.
"Shh," Urd said. "They can't hear."
In the room was Ranma-chan, sitting in a chair and just starting to show the results of what was apparently a successful relationship with Tirga. Around her were several other girls.
"Well," the brunette started. "I do call this meeting of Ranma-kun Anonymous to order and I think we all know what I'm going to mention first."
"It's rather easy to see," the purple-haired Chinese girl said, pointing in the general direction of Ranma's belly.
"And has been for a week," an aristocratic looking woman said.
"I assume," the brunette said, addressing Ranma-chan. "That you're not going to need any of us to come over and keep sharp instruments away from you anymore."
"Or stop you from selling yourself to slavery for a fake cure," the aristocrat noted.
"Yeah," Ranma-chan said. "I think I finally got over it, Ucchan. No more fake cures, no more moping. I'm going to live life damn it!"
"So," the girl with the short, black hair said. "Who's the guy?"
Ranma-chan blushed.
"Well," Ranma said. "He's this sweet...uh...tiger-man..."
Dead silence followed that comment and several of the other girls began to look decidedly uncomfortable.
"Is his name, Tirga, perchance?" the aristocratic looking one asked finally. And that drew many shocked, and then angry, eyes.
"Which brings us to the second con of male tigers," Skuld said. "Whatever he says, you're probably not the only one he's seeing."
"New business," Ukyou said in a dangerous tone.
"Suggest we go tiger hunting," Shampoo declared.
"Seconded," Akane supported.
"Agreed," Kodachi said.
"Can I borrow a mallet, Akane?" Ranma-chan asked.
The monitor pulled away again to reveal a very incensed looking Ranma-chan, of the proper age and sans pregnancy again, glaring at a very battered looking Tirga.
"And now..." Urd said.
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(Posted Thu, 27 Nov 2003 21:41)
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