Restart: From the beginning (Take 2.) (WAFF) (LEMON) [Episode 78546]

by Vrodsky

Kami decided that the only way to fix the major problem with the Universe, that is, that Ranma, his favorite mortal, wasn't getting enough sex, was to change the Universe itself. He began crafting a new world, a world of sexual adventure, nymphomaniacs, and chicks with really killer bods, using the Universal template called "OAV" to begin, which left all of the women in Ranma's life with at least double-ds. Kami finished editing the Universe, and dragged the Time marker back to the day Ranma and Akane met, and clicked "Done" on the UniversePC, and then turned, to watch the world that he'd created....

Akane couldn't even believe how stupid her father was. How stupid Mr. Saotome was. Boys! She could hardly stand it. She was so mad, she was practically seeing red. And to top it off, she'd lost to the very girl she was supposed to "marry"! Years of training, and that.... that girl comes in, and beats her! So -what- if this Ranma had a nice butt. She was still better in the Art, and Akane couldn't stand it. The only upside, of course, was that her father was SO dumb, he had arranged to marry her off to another girl, so she didn't have to go through with it. Still. Arranged marriages, in this day and age?

Akane was stamping her through the hall, angrily. Kasumi, of course, was right behind, grabbing anything that Akane's continous rampage knocked over, like the phone, or wall hangings. Akane moved into the bathroom, and Kasumi moved away, heading off to the kitchen, knowing that Akane, well, liked it a bit too much when Kasumi was in the bathroom with her, when either one was naked. "Honestly," Kasumi thought, "you would think that I'd only need to worry about a little brother breaking in when I'm bathing. It isn't natural, Akane's obsession with girls.... why can't she have a nice, healthy fetish, like mine for having cum shot all over my body, or Nabiki's, for getting roughly taken, or mine, for dildos and sex toys, or mine, for videos and magazines, or mine, for big, swinging, meaty dongs? Ahh... big, swinging, meaty dongs..." Kasumi, of course, walked into the kitchen with a nice, wide smile, and a dreamy look in her eyes, as she thought about big... well, you know.

Akane's thoughts were, remarkably, on something similar. She was thinking about how she was going to sneak some of Kasumi's porno into the laundry room, and, well, let the washing machine, err, help her out. It wasn't that Akane wasn't into guys, it was really more that she was an equal-opportunity pervert (who blamed you for being perverted if you caught her). And Kasumi's toys...well, some of them Akane didn't know how to use, and others either scared or disgusted her. Akane didn't understand why anyone would need a... thing, that big.

Akane's thoughts happened to cloud her mind enough for her not to noice the sound of her stamping causing the "Occupied" sign on the bathroom door to fall down, and then not notice it, as she entered the bathroom. Akane stripped, after closing the outer door, feeling her breasts, firm and heavy. Sure, they weren't as big as Kasumi's or even Nabiki's, but they were big compared to the average. It just hurt her self esteem to be surrounded by so many non-average boobs. She then went on to stroke her hands over her soft, tight stomach, her sexy hips, and her nice ass, her skin soft and smooth, but with real power underneath. She knew that, compared to the average, she was a hot bitch, but again, everyone around her wasn't very average, so she always wished to be, well, sexier, or thought of as sexier even, at least, sexier than her sisters. She was enjoying the feeling-up so much, she even went so far as to stroke her neatly shaved pussy lips, sighing at the sensation. Hey, no one was around, why not feel herself up a bit? Still, she decided to head into the bathroom, and finish masturbating in there. That Ranma girl really had her hot...

A few moments earlier, inside:

Ranma sighed as she, soon he, settled into the warm water. He couldn't really figure it out, but something about that hot chick had really, well, made his breasts feel all funny. And now, his peepee (Genma's father messed Ranma's head up about sex, to get him to concentrate on training) was all hard, like it was in the morning. He sighed, hating that, because it felt all funny, and if it happened during a fight, it kind of messed up his movements. He shrugged, knowing that it went away, at least, after a few hours, moving to grab some soap and clean off his body, not nearly as interested by his own body as Akane is by her own, outside. Still, it is a shame, because Ranma's got one any Tendo would like, fairly tall, broad shouldered, handsome, nicely ripped, muscles that weren't too big, and were nice and solid, he was just a really -hot- guy... and, in terms of his package, well...

Ranma, figuring that he was done cleaning, as he hadn't really been dirty to begin with, he'd just wanted to change into a guy, moved to step out of the bathtub, the water running off of him masking the sounds of a girl sighing outside the door, as he moved to put his right leg up, on the sill of the bathtub, and stand up, as he heard the bathroom door suddenly slide open, and looked over to see...

Akane paused, her hand still on the door. There was a boy in the bathroom. A naked boy. One part of her mind even mildly interjected, a naked -hot- boy. But a naked boy, in -her- bathroom, hot or not, was a pervert. She opened her mouth to speak, well, to yell, before she, well, looked down, and saw it. She was confused for a moment, and nearly asked why it was that this naked boy had a third leg, that was amputated at the knee, before she realized what it was.

Cock. That was the first word to spring to mind. Dick, penis, wang, dong, erection, shaft, asoko, whatever. But, the second thing that came to her was that those words were woefully inadequate here. No, this was a.... a mast. A pillar. A monster, a log, a baby-sized babymaker, a purple warrior, a pole, a GIANT FUCKING COCK. She'd heard all those terms before, in Kasumi's videos and read them, in Kasumi's magazines, but the... men, in those, they didn't really need those terms, even the biggest, those were just... just dicks. This was a fucking monster. It was so big that it looked like it nearly reached Ranma's knee, even if it really didn't, but that wasn't the amazing part. No, lots of cocks in Kasumi's smut rags were long. This thing was so... mind-blowing, because it was so fucking THICK. She didn't think she'd ever seen one that thick, even half that thick! Suddenly, she realized why Kasumi would want one that was big... it had just taken her seeing one even bigger, and in real life, to realize it. So, it couldn't be helped that she practically made an audible "glurkle" sound (that's the sound of a pussy getting wet, inside joke), and she could feel the liquid begin to build between her legs... still, even though she was incredibly embarrased, she was so shocked that she could only close the door very, very slowly. She had to... do something.... that involved dressing.... because... because... that PERVERT... had shown her his.... umm.... his... yeah. PERVERT! BOYS! GRR!!

Ranma blinked, looking at himself, and thinking. That girl had made his pee pee even harder, and looking at her had made him feel weird. But he could swear he put up the "Occupied" sign...he glanced down at himself, and wondered if his dad had been right, telling him that girls wouldn't like him if they saw his wang. (Genma isn't Ranma's real father, and he wants Ranma not to get a girl, and kind of resents Ranma for being, well, healthier, than Genma, so he'd fill his head with some psycho crap in the new Ranmaverse) Ranma decided to dress quickly, and apologize, because it was probably his fault. Or his dad. Stupid Genma.

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(Posted Sun, 16 Nov 2003 17:42)


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