Master PC for Idiots: I Know Kung Fu (LEMON) [Episode 18045]

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The transparent image of a pair of hemispheres appeared in wireframe on the monitor. This is Hiroshi's brain!

The brainscan slowly filled with grey shade ray traced texture. This is Hiroshi's brain on download.

The brainscan filled to the brim and an alarm pinged. Download complete!

"I know kung fu!" Hiroshi exclaimed as he leapt to his feet. "Yahoo! I now know the art of macrame!"

He paused and thought about that. Silence hung in the air for a moment.

"You stupid program," he cursed. "I wanted martial arts, not arts and crafts!"

Sitting back down at the terminal, he sighed. This was going to take a while.


Daisuke, meanwhile, was having a lot more fun. Midori had always been rather pretty, but annoying and bossy. After a few improvements, she was now very sexy, willing and submissive. She did exaclty whatever she was told, and Daisuke could think of quite a lot of things to tell her to do. "Oh, baebey! Do it just like that! If only I had a fucking camera!"

Midori was enjoying herself except for one thing. She beleived that it was perfectly normal for her to screw around with her brother's friend. Besides, she was so turned on she really needed to be fucked by someone. If only her lover would stop making her play with herself and get down to business. Fingers were no substitute for a nice hard cock and she needed one so badly. "Please, Daisuke, honey, just do me now!"

Hiroshi thought about this for all of two milliseconds. Who was he to turn down a lady's request?


"Yahoo! I know kama sutra!" Hiroshi exclaimed then doubled his takings. "Argh! No, that's marital arts! Er, but anyway, I think I'll keep that one. Heh! Heheheheh!"


"Oh, Midori!" Daisuke moaned. "I love it when you do the thing that you do, because we do it and it's fun to do!"

"Let's do it again," Midori pleaded sweetly. "Come on, do it to me, baby!"


"Yahoo! I know egg fu!" Hiroshi cried then pulled his hair. "Wahh! Where are you downloading these emgrams from? Er. Oh, yeah ... Nerima? Heh! Well, yeah, that does explain why I know how to fight with egg rolls, does it not? Stupid wierd martial artists. Mmm... Okay, let's select a specific source. So who's the best martial artist around - as if I have to ask?"


For hot and sweaty sex, Daisuke though that Midori was the best, and he was really enjoying putting her to the test. She had a body build for fucking - at least, since the improvements he'd suggested had been made. The program had done a splendid job of turning the preppy girl into a sweet slut.

He'd really have to think of some way to thank Hiroshi, once he'd finished fucking his pal's sister senseless. Which was hard to do as she just kept going and going and going. Not that he really wanted to stop. There was so much to do with her; so many positions to try.

"Hey, Dai!" Midori called as she stretched; oh he loved watching her do that, those large breasts they'd given her were such fun to watch, to play with or, especially, to succle. "What do you want to do to me next, lover boy?" she asked with a wicked gleam. You'd never guess that this was the girl who'd bitched at him for a perfectly innocent peep at her goods just a few hours ago.

Daisuke thought about it. What hadn't they done already? "Do you have anything I can tie you up with?"

"Oh, kinky!" she enthused and jumped off of her bed. "Hang on, I've got some nylon stockings somewhere."

Life was so good.


Hiroshi felt like his head was going to burst. Okay, so downloading all of Ranma's martial arts skills at once might not have been such a great idea. But it had worked and he could finally say the line right.

"I know kung fu!" he cried and jumped into a karate stance, kicked out a leg and promptly fell onto his butt and cracked his head on the wall behind him. "Owiie!"

Lyig where he fell, Hiroshi crossed his arms and glowered at the computer. But, he realised, it was his own damn fault - he'd downloaded the skills, but his body was in no condition to use them. Ah, well, that was easily fixed, but dammit.

"Why is nothing ever easy?"


"Oh, Dai," Midori groaned as she struggled feebly against her bonds. "You're the greatest. I don't know why we never did this before!"

"Yeah, well, don't worry, I'm sure we'll do it again," Daisuke confided as he pulled out of her and climbed off of her futon. "Man, but you're a mess. We'd better get you cleaned up."

"Sure thing," Midori gleamed. "Ever done it in a furo before?"

Daisuke groaned. He really didn't think that he had it in him for another go round, but watching the girl bound and ready to please, and thinking about how she'd look bent over in the tub got his motor running again. "Sure thing, Energiser Bunny," he grinned. "Let's have some good clean fun."


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(Posted Sun, 22 Dec 2002 09:29)


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